It's a Baby Post Y'all

Babies popping out or about to!

Kendra's in labor at this point, for damm near 24 hours.  That must SUUUUUCK

Tom Brady and Giselle had a boy, havn't named him yet.

Kourtney Kardashian is ready to pop any minute now.  Kim and Khloe are ready to push everyone out of the way.

Christmas/Hannukah babies all around! This is Georgey, a kitten who hangs out with his mama and brother by my deck:

Christmas is near!!!

If you are at a loss for presents, think about pearls!! Pearls dress up denim, add that extra glowing touch to your interview suit, ladies and make perfect gifts! I have yet to ever hear anyone complain about getting pearls for a gift. I love pearls!

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Select your favorite color of post style Pearl Earring! I didn't know there was such a thing as black pearl earrings, I want a pair! Hint hint to my readers!

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So when in doubt, go with pearls. Pearls are thoughtful, sexy and you just can't go wrong. Be sure to look up Classic Pearls so they can take care of your needs! Better hurry because Christmas and Hanukkah are coming up fast! Order today!

Tiger Furked me too

I mean hell, it seems he was gettin it on all over the place, why not? More and more bitches are coming out with Tiger stories....how long til one says that Cheetah gave her a cub? Just askin! From ONTD and Radaronline:

Tiger Woods' wife Elin has moved out of their house, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.

The explosive development follows numerous women coming forward with claims of affairs with the golfing great.

Elin Nordegren had enough and moved out of the $2.6 million Windermere home,neighbors and other sources close to Tiger, told RadarOnline.com exclusively. Sources tell RadarOnline.com that Elin is living nearby in another house.

Tiger’s affair with Rachel Uchitel was revealed by the National Enquirer and then several other women came forward to tell their stories of sexual relationships with the golfer. He crashed his Cadillac SUV into a fire hydrant and tree in a bizarre one-car crash early Nov. 27 after arguing with his wife about his extra-marital activities.


Tiger and his reps are keeping Elin’s move top secret and hope she will come back to the house as soon as possible. They don’t want any publicity about what is going on in the marriage since Tiger’s cheating was revealed.

Cheating seems contagious

Lindsay Lohan and Cash Warren? Because Jessica Alba isn't enough? Or was Blohan trying to fuck him for coke? From the Superficial:

Lindsay Lohan has issued an exclusive statement to E! News addressing rumors she's been getting her coke hooks in Cash Warren:

"Cash Warren is a BUSINESS partner, nothing more, nothing less. And I have NO interest in anything but focusing on my career/work, as well as my family, and getting everyone holiday gifts! Eeeks-stressful!"
Here's the original report from Us Weekly:

Soon after discovering one another at Villa, Warren and Lohan "ignored friends and just chatted." The real trouble began half an hour in. "Lindsay and Cash started making out," an onlooker tells Us.
"Lip on tongue," the eyewitness continues, "It was raw. They were not shy!"
Another Villa patron that night gasped, "It was a shock to see the two of them kiss, but it was real."
Those close to Warren and Alba worry that their marriage is already on shaky footing. "Jessica is not as into Cash as she used to be," one source says. And the ever-fragile Lohan "becomes easily attached to everyone she meets and gets close to," one friend says. Adds another: "she's falling for [Cash]."

*what. the. fuck is in the water this holiday season?*

New Moon parody!!!

Sums it all up pretty well I think, so you can save your $$

In Non-Tiger Woods news......

The honeymoon's over for Khloe the immature and Lamar the future cheater! From Radaronline:

The honeymoon is over for Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom. Just 10 weeks after their lavish made-for-TV wedding, the couple openly fought at a Los Angeles restaurant Wednesday night, an eyewitness told RadarOnline.com exclusively.

"Lamar caused a huge scene," the source said of the incident at Phillippe Chow restaurant. "He got jealous because Khloe was textingat the table and he yelled at her to quit it. She refused, so he stormed off and sat alone at the bar. Khloe just ignored him."

"He went and sat at the bar and watched TV by himself," the source added. "Khloe was with her best friend [Malika Hagg] and the poor girl was totally stuck in the middle.

"She was ruinning back and forth between the bar and the table trying to make peace but Lamar kept just saying 'I'm not talking to her. Let her talk to her phone. She can be alone with her phone.' It was bad.

"Finally he stomped back over to the table and grabbed the keys and left a couple of hundreds on the table. Khloe just turned her back to him so he walked out the front door."

It appeared that the NBA superstar had taken off on his own but he finally pulled around to the front of the restaurant in his SUV.

"Everyone thought Lamar had left but then he pulled around front in his SUV and the girls went out and jumped in.

*See, Khloe has no idea what marriage is about....start your office pools on when this faux marriage ends! This is gonna get gooood*

Blind Item!

Who could this be? From Janet Charlton:

This bootylicious reality star is in for more heartbreak. She recently reconciled with her naughty boyfriend after forgiving him for cheating. Now she’s thinking about a wedding, but HE’S not. Behind her back, the boyfriend has taken up with yet another stripper in Los Angeles, and the stripper is already shopping the story around to the highest bidder.

Hmmm, I wonder!

Tiger Speaks

And tbh...I understand cuz I woulda been totally embarrassed if those coupla times I passed out on my front lawn and somebody called the cops at 3am. Totally embarrassed. From Yahoo news:

WINDERMERE, Fla. (AP)—Tiger Woods canceled yet another meeting with state troopers but, for the first time, talked about his car crash on his Web site, saying it was his fault, that his wife acted courageously and that remaining details were private.

The statement was posted about an hour before troopers were to meet with the world’s No. 1 golfer at his home inside the gates of Isleworth. A meeting was not rescheduled.

In a tape of a 911 call released Sunday, two days after the accident, a neighbor told dispatchers that a black Cadillac Escalade hit a tree and “I have someone down in front of my house.”

Woods’ neighbor never mentions the golfer by name, and the call is inaudible at several points because of the bad connection.

“I came out here just to see what was going on,” the neighbor, who was not identified, told dispatchers. “I see him, and he’s laying down.”

In his statement, Woods took responsibility for the accident.

“This situation is my fault, and it’s obviously embarrassing to my family and me,” Woods said. “I’m human and I’m not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn’t happen again.”

Woods said it was a private matter, and he wanted to keep it that way. What he failed to address was where he was going at that hour.

“Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible,” he said.

Windermere police chief Daniel Saylor has said Woods’ wife, Elin, used a golf club to smash out a rear window to help him get out of the SUV when she heard the crash from inside their home at 2:25 a.m. Friday.

“The only person responsible for the accident is me,” Woods said. “My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.”

The accident came two days after the National Enquirer published a story alleging that Woods had been seeing a New York night club hostess, and that they recently were together in Melbourne, where Woods competed in the Australian Masters.

The woman, Rachel Uchitel, denied having an affair with Woods when contacted by The Associated Press.

Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred confirmed she was representing Uchitel when she was reached by the AP on Sunday.

Happy Thanksgiving!!

or Fakesgiving, whatever the kids are calling it these days. Just for you:

and a few tidbits while you mentally digest that!

Courtney Love thinks Jamie Spears molested Britney

The Pussycat Dolls aren't speaking to Nicole S.

Rihanna is being paid large to perform New Year's Eve

OctoMom may squirt out more tadpoles

and a coupla blind items just to make your day:

BuzzFoto – This story happened last year at a certain Celebrity’s Thanksgiving table. It’s no secret to the guests that came, but we still thought it was pretty interesting/strange and wanted to share it. Last year, this actress who has bragged about her cooking skills in the past, made a great Thanksgiving dinner for her friends and family. The dinner had a theme: Each guest was asked to bring a side dish laced with their favorite recreational drug of choice. The dinner was a hit, and full of crazy antics afterwards. Not Eva Longoria.

UPDATE: After this crazy Thanksgiving dinner, there was one guest who got very sick. We feel we should mention this so everyone knows (if they didn’t already) that the dinner was a VERY dangerous thing to do and we hope no one in their right mind is crazy or stupid enough to do anything close to it. The celeb apparently has had some fall-out for it, even from those who had participated and has lost some high-profile friends because of it.

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BlindGossip – This celebrity couple is spinning some tall tales this Thanksgiving. They have each told their respective families that they can’t attend Thanksgiving with them because their spouse has a film commitment out of town and they need to accompany them. Not true. Neither of them are working that day. They are actually just turning off their phones and staying home. Just them and the kid/s… and one spouse’s Significant Other. How are they going to keep the kid/s quiet about how they really spent the holiday? Well, these two are such experienced liars, we’ll bet their genes have already been passed down to the next generation.

Control

Watched this movie about Ian Curtis and Joy Division yesterday. Forgot how much I loved them. The movie...well, just another tragic story of love gone wrong and a punk rock star who couldn't deal with life. *sigh* RIP Ian. At least there's an echo of days where bands wrote their own songs because they had something to say and had talent to back it up. Here's Love will tear us apart:

Did Guilt Make Him Do It?

Maybe he had a lot of other issues on his plate but lying about Michael Jackson surely weighed the heaviest. From Radaronline:

The father of a boy who sued Michael Jackson and accused him of sexual molestation died by committing suicide, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

Evan Chandler, formerly a Beverly Hills dentist, shot himself in the head. He was found dead in Jersey City, N.J.

Jersey City Police Department spokesman Stan Eason told RadarOnline.com: “Evan Chandler’s body was found at 5.35 pm on November 5 by the concierge at his luxury apartment building in Jersey City. We have ruled it as suicide because he was found with a gun held to his body and had a single bullet wound to the side of his head. Mr. Chandler was 65.

“There was no note found in the apartment but officers did find medication in keeping with a serious medical condition. A doctor based at Colanta Hematology in Bayonne, NJ, had called the concierge, asking him check on Mr. Chandler’s apartment as Mr. Chandler had missed an appointment. It was thanks to the concierge’s actions that Mr. Chandler’s body was discovered. Mr. Chandler’s body has now been returned to his family.”

In the early 1990s, Chandler reported Jackson to authorities in both Los Angeles and Santa Barbara, charging the King of Pop with molesting his son, then 13.

But the case never went to trial because the boy received a civil settlement for “personal injuries arising out of claims of negligence” from the superstar.

Both parties signed a confidentiality agreement, promising not tot talk about the case or the multi-million-dollar settlement.

Playboy For Sale!!!

If you have a spare $300 million, you can own the empire that Hef built and his daughter destroyed....That's right, Playboy started to suck and go downhill when his daughter took the reins. That's when the womne started to look faker and faker and a lot more like plastic. Guess his sons will not be taking the throne!

from reuters.com:

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Playboy founder Hugh Hefner changed American pop culture, one centerfold at a time.

With his Playboy Enterprises Inc in talks to be sold for about $300 million, the 83 year-old Hefner will be giving up control over the iconic adult entertainment empire he founded that was instrumental in shaping society's opinions on nudity, sex and free speech.

Playboy magazine also showed men how to enjoy stylish clothing, good liquor, sports cars and other luxuries, and became a standard bearer for that lifestyle -- real or imagined.

"All that kind of stuff just piled up issue after issue -- promoting that idea of consumer abundance as being synonymous with the good life in this country -- and Hefner is very important in promoting that idea," said Steven Watts, author of "Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream."

But as Playboy's fortunes waned, some of the symbols of wealth that surrounded Hefner became harder for him to hang on to.

Playboy Enterprises Inc is in talks with Jim Griffiths, a former entertainment president at Playboy, and private equity firm Golden Gate Capital, to sell itself for about $300 million, a source familiar with the matter said Friday.

Playboy declined to comment. Golden Gate Capital, which is in joint talks with Griffiths, were not immediately available for comment.

The company is also in separate talks with Iconix Brand Group to sell itself, sources told Reuters on Thursday.

The company has been looking for a buyer for months, even before the appointment of a new chief executive in June, when Scott Flanders replaced Christie Hefner, the daughter of the magazine's founder Hugh Hefner.

Al Bundy is distraught:

Adult Swim Fans!!

check this out from reuters! I'm going to make my own season!!

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Adult Swim, the raunchier side of Cartoon Network, is letting its fans design their own DVDs.

Starting Monday, visitors to AdultSwimShop.com can choose 110 minutes' worth of TV episodes, some artwork for the DVD case and disc face, as well as create a menu and title, and Adult Swim will mail the finished product to them for $20.

Adult Swim's Build a Custom DVD launches with 100 episodes of those shows and others. By year's end, its entire originals library of more than 1,000 episodes from more than 30 series will be available.

Adult swim also distributes its content digitally via iTunes, Xbox Live and PlayStation Network.

The initiative is similar to Warner Archive Collection, whereby Warner Bros. lets consumers select classic film titles online for DVDs that are "manufactured on demand" and mailed. Warner Bros. and Cartoon Network share the same parent, Time Warner.

The Kardashians are Ovah

Or KardASSians....whatever. Paris Hilton is pissed and aims to take back the reality show crown as the queen. We all know that when Pari$ decides to put her mind to something, she manages to achieve it, no matter how much we might hate the bish. Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, she's coming for you.

Paris Hilton is declaring war on her former best friends, the Kardashian sisters, for becoming more famous and earning more cash than she does.
The hotel heiress is fuming that Kim and her sibs, who got their first big break by hanging out on the Hollywood scene with Hilton, have eclipsed her in the fame and money stakes. Sources say she's hatched a plan to boost her brand by pushing a new beauty line and make herself more likable by playing down her lavish lifestyle.
A source told Page Six: "Paris is furious that Kim got her start by hanging out in Hollywood with her -- and now, the Kardashians have it all, the reality shows, the magazine covers, the big appearance fees and promotional deals.

"She used to command $100,000 for club appearances, but now Kim is the hottest girl -- and they aren't friends anymore. The magazines are bidding around $300,000 for Kourtney's baby-shower and baby pictures. And Khloe's wedding brought in record ratings for E!

Sources close to Hilton said she's carefully working on the launch of her new hair and beauty line, which she'll unveil in Beverly Hills on Tuesday, taking the lead from the Kardashians by having her family at her side.
And she's keen to play up her more stable relationship with Doug Reinhardt and talk about the possibility of marriage and babies.


courtesy of ~Page Six~

See Bill Gates' Home

Cuz you know it's better than all the rest of ours. This way you won't need to fork over $35000.00 for a walk thru.

Hrmm..

Fergie outs Kanye? Wait, I thought that happened a few months back with al the rumors of him on the DL and the South Park episode.....if anyone outed him, it was South Park. None of it really surprises me, it would totally explain his diva attitude. I mean, he just acts like such a queen. from digitalspy.com:

Black Eyed Peas star Fergie has credited Kanye West with broadening hip-hop's audience by making his music "gay-friendly".

The singer insisted that the 'Heartless' star has always pushed the boundaries of rap with his experimental sounds and stylish dress sense.

She told MTV: "Kanye West really did a great thing for hip-hop and made it very mixed and open."

Fergie also spoke highly of her bandmates will.i.am, apl.de.ap and Taboo, adding: "They're completely gay-friendly, [too]. Are you kidding me? Look at how they dress!"

Carrie Prejean can't take the heat

Larry "Inappropriate" King asked Carrie PreJean (that's right bitch, i'm calling you Pre Jean...like jeans one covers one's ass with because you're an ASS) questions on his show because that's what Larry King does. He asks people questions. Apparently Carrie "I'm a Christian" PreJean didn't expect to be asked questions. Maybe on Planet Carrie, talk shows like Larry King host llama acts with flying acrobats and guests just sit there. You would think that miss PreJean would use the opportunity to explain herself better or apologize for sucking up space or something but instead, she had a pre-schooler's temper tantrum and just refused to be on the air:

What a bitch.

Blind Item!!

Have fun with this one! *wink*

BlindGossip – He’s a movie star, he is married, and he is gay. Out of respect for his wife, though, he only allows a boy in his bed when either one of the couple is traveling. Thoughtful, right? Well, it’s rather creepy, because the last couple of guys he has been with bear a strange resemblance to his wife. So is he picking the boys because they resemble his wife, or did he pick his wife because she resembles the kind of boy he likes? Hard to say, but in either case, he has no intention of coming out of the closet any time soon. Oh, and yes, they are practically boys. He likes them young, but is pretty careful about them being of legal age.

Lady Gaga's Bad Romance

She hasn't quit yet! Enjoy

Hello Britain! London restaurants and pubs of London!

Seems like I give a lot of love to the French, no? Time for some love for the Brits!

When I was a child long ago, my parents took me with them on a trip to London. If I were ever to make it back, I would be totally lost, not knowing where to even start. Trying to find a good place to eat would probably be a disaster that I don't even want to imagine. So if you were going to visit, say, London if you haven't been for a very long time, or maybe you are taking your first trip there and want to know where to go, what would you do? would you trust a site that was pushing tourism or would you want the opinions of people who live there or have been where you plan to be?

Your friend Spin has a great answer for you, at QYPE! For instance, click on restaurants to see what's available in the UK. If you want to see London restaurants, click here. If you want to plan a pub crawl in London, you could plot out from start to end your route.

Here's what is so awesome about this site: It has reviews written by people who have been to these places and can help either steer you clear of a bad experience or help you find the most fun around.

Say you want to find prime rib in West End. In the Search For field, type in "prime rib" then "West End" in the Where? field. It pulls up all results, in the case of West End, just one and then has an overall rating for the place. If you want more details, you can read individual reviews. If you go to the restaurant, you can add your own review to let others know what you thought.

Qype also adds a handy map that you can print and take with you so you can be sure to find the Restaurants London, or Pubs London with the best ale with the best service and not get lost.

I typed in "Guy Ritchie's pub" and of course, since there is no pub with that name, it tells you that there are no results. but if you scroll down a little, you'll see listings in the reviews mentioning his ownership.

Another handy feature is on the right side where other pubs and bars are listed that are within the same area and tells you how far away they are.

So, Qype is Spin approved, being easy to use with terribly useful features like maps and customer reviews. Someday when I get back to London, I'm going to use Qype to plot my takeover of the city. Look it up here!