Yay for Memorial Day Weekend!

And for my surgery tomorrow, I give you the Ramones, I wanna be sedated. Enjoy, see you when i get back from the hospital!

Jodie Foster cheated?

Jodie Foster cheated on her lesbian partner of 14 years with a younger, prettier woman who is now her new girlfriend!

The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that the Oscar winner’s new love is brunette Cindy Mort, a producer and screenwriter she met on the set of her 2007 film The Brave One.

The 47-year-old star’s new squeeze is the former partner of thirtysomething actress Melanie Mahron -- with whom she has two children!

Meanwhile, 55-year-old Cydney Bernard is still living with Jodie but their romance is over, say sources.

No Way!!!

Britney Spears dropped a bombshell on ex-hubby Kevin Federline, calling him to announce she was pregnant — with his baby, NW reports!


Britney tells Kevin Federline: 'I'm pregnant ... and it's yours!'

Although it's only been a few months since Britney Spears and her former hubby secretly reconciled, the singer shocked the wannabe rapper when she excitedly confessed she's expecting a sibling for their sons Sean, two, and Jayden, 20 months.

"Brit's desperate for a baby girl and she always wanted Kevin to be the daddy," says a friend.

"She wants her daughter to have the same father as her sons and for them all to be one happy family.

Already?

No! You don't say! Who had the call on this?



Well what do we have here? Extremely reliable sources close to Mr. Raymond himself have confirmed to TheYBF.com that Usher has indeed filed for separation from his wife of only 9 months Tameka Raymond. I’m told he actually filed three weeks ago. And Usher is torn on whether he will be making an official announcement or not as he wants to save face and just let it “leak”. How convenient that his album releases in exactly 6 days, his second video hit the net today, and his album leaked yesterday. We’ve been here before with the pre-album release publicity stunts (remember the Chilli breakup right before Confessions?). So I’m really not surprised.

But it is interesting that Mrs. Raymond was just on set with Usher for his MTV snippet tapings on Sunday. At the very beginning of their relationship almost a year ago, sources were screaming left and right that this whole relationship was a sham and Tameka was strictly a pawn. And their relationship was all for publicity for his soon to be released album. And clearly this may not have been as far fetched as people thought.

At this time, it’s unclear as to what reason–if any–Ursh is going to give for their separation. But I have two guesses…both of which fit the classic Usher-pre-album-release-publicity stunts he has pulled before with previous album releases. Either the beef between the Mrs. and Mama Ursh is too much for Usher to handle, or he found out baby Usher V is not his. Regardless, Urshmeka is chillin’ on Splitsville Lane right now and time will only tell how this is all about to play out.

TheYBF

*Points & Laughs*

from Celebslam:

Nick Hogan is not doing well in jail

According to Nick Hogan’s friends, he is not doing well in jail. Earlier this month, Nick started serving an 8 month sentence at the Pinellas County Jail in Florida for a street-racing crash that left his friend John Graziano permanently disabled. Hogan’s friend told the New York Post:

“Nick’s doing really bad. He’s struggling to even form a sentence. They have him in a cell by himself, isolated from the general population, because of threats. He didn’t understand how awful jail really is
until now.” (Source)

In Nick’s defense, it is difficult to “form a sentence” when your cellmate’s given you lock-jaw. Burn!

Cash Warren sompletes his evil plot....

Jessica Alba tied the knot! People Magazine is reporting that Jessica's rep has CONFIRMED the wedding. It was a quiet ceremony on Monday. The couple is expecting their first child this summer.

from INO

Well kids....

Surgery is Friday at 2:30 central! Relief is on the way!

So....

Asslee and Pete got hitched. Anybody wanna start a pool for how long it will last? I'll take 18 months cuz I'm generous. And OF COURSE she's pregnant! Who isn't these days?
from OK! magazine:

In a sunset ceremony at the home of her parents, pop star Ashlee Simpson, the little sister of Jessica Simpson, walked down the aisle with Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz.

Around noon on Saturday, the groom arrived via limo at the Encinco, Calif., home of Ashlee's dad Joe Simpson, who also officiated over the non-denominational ceremony under white tents.

Big sis Jess, who arrived with on-off beau Tony Romo before noon in the Employee of the Month star's Range Rover, was maid of honor. According to reports, Pete's bulldog Hemingway served as ring-bearer.

Also in attendance were Nicole Richie and her rocker babydaddy Joel Madden. Wearing jeans to the event were the other members of Fall Out Boy. Scrubs star Donald Faison along with girlfriend, Jess' former assistant CaCee Cobb, were there for the blessed event.

Sources inside the wedding say the bridesmaids wore Vera Wang gowns, while Ashlee wore an ivory gown by Monique Lhuillier.

The event was catered by celeb chef Wolfgang Puck, whose staff began to arrive on the scene around 3pm PT.

Around 5:30pm PT, the approximately 150 guests enjoyed a cocktail pre-wedding party. And shortly before 10pm, shuttle buses began to leave the Simpson house for those guests unable to party through the night.

One wedding VIP who definitely won't be boozing it up tonight is the bride, who sources tell OK! finally revealed her pregnancy to everyone at the reception. Weeks ago, OK! was the first to report that the couple were expecting a baby — a story that both Ashlee and Pete danced around on talk shows and in interviews.

*WTF is Nicole wearing? I'm not sure if I love it or hate it.....I know there was supposed to be a "fantasy" theme to the wedding so they wanted guests to wear dark clothes but who knew it was Renfest?*

Also, from People the ass-kissing magazine:

The pop-star little sis of Jessica Simpson and the Fall Out Boy bassist tied the knot Saturday night at her parents' Los Angeles-area home with an "Alice in Wonderland" theme, according to People magazine.
Simpson, 23, and Wentz, 28, exchanged vows at the property in Encino, a bedroom community in the San Fernando Valley. Joe Simpson, her father, performed the non-denominational ceremony and sister Jessica was the maid of honor, the magazine said.
People also reported Saturday that the couple is expecting a child together, which both Simpson and Wentz have long denied.

*Does that mean that Pete dressed as the white rabbit?*

Blind Item time!!!

from Lainey:

Photo Negotiation

She says she is free and fabulous, embarking on a new chapter in her life, and recently went in for a little touch-me-up in the chest area. Some changes leave things super saggy and the sagging never stops. Which is why she opens up the scar between her tits once a year – a scar that is visible in person but oddly enough, never in photographs.

What she does, you see, is she barters with the paps. She wheels and deals and offers to give it up for them if they go home and click away her breast scabs. So they shake on it and she does something outrageous to guarantee they sell her pictures with what looks like baby’s skin on her chest, and everybody’s happy.

Protecting oneself against bad pictures is one thing…but what about arranging bad pictures for your enemy? There’s another celebrity who not only works with the paps to pimp out herself, she also works with them to make sure those she detests are not only photographed badly but also touched DOWN to look especially horrid. She’ll either give up exclusive tips or exclusive shots on herself in exchange for a photographic smear job on those she hates. Like doctoring images to reveal unflattering body parts, receding hairlines, pimples, and especially fat.

The paparazzi aren’t the real scum…

*Spin wants to guess Pam Anderson for the first and Pari$ite for the second*

......

Well, the past two days have been total hell with the period from hell. I have been to the doctor's office and it's official, I have a big ass fibroid that is the cause of all my misery and I'm going to have to have surgery to have it removed. Yay. I wish I could muster more enthusiasm, but I am so wiped after bleeding for a week now, heavily, and having to endure pain that makes me wish for a bullet to my head.

I have to encourage anyone who has weight gain that can't really be explained and won't come off, has incredibly painful periods to the point of throwing up and messes up life, please go see a doctor, somebody who specializes not just in gynocology but in disorders and demand what is called here in Texas, a "well woman exam." You might have fibroids or even polycystic ovarian syndrome. Don't let your life be made unlivable. Get checked on the inside, get an ultrasound or even a SIS. Take care of yourself!!!

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No, Brit! Not with the SugarTits man!

I swear he's trying to take advantage by converting her to his craziness or something. Mel is UP. TO. NO. GOOD. Don't fall for it Brit! Find your strength and believe in yourself! you don't need crazy mad Mel!!

from INO:

Talk about an odd pairing! Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are said to be jetting off to Costa Rica together as we speak! They left on a private plane, along with Britney's dad Jamie, this morning. Mel has a home in Costa Rica where they will all be staying.

It seems so random, but since Britney and Mel are neighbors in Malibu, maybe they have gotten to know each other over the years. Either way, it's probably good for Britney to get away for a little bit, although her kids aren't able to go along since she needs a special permit to take them out of the country.

And don't come back!

from INO:

Mischa Barton has packed up and moved to Paris! When asked what she was doing at Cannes, she said that she has always wanted to live in France and decided to finally do so. People Magazine reports:

"I'm living in Paris right now so I thought I would come down for a few days," the British-born actress told PEOPLE at the Chopard and Alberta Ferretti Opening Gala on Wednesday night. (She has two movies at the festival, including You and I.)

So why Paris? "No reason," the 22-year-old said, shrugging her shoulders, "I've just always wanted to move there. I'm enjoying some time off."

How amazing is that!!

*she moved cuz she's going broke and nobody in the States gives a rat's ass about her cellulite-stained self!*

Blohan N Sam cuddlin it up in Paris

Source JJ's Dirt

and from Janet Charlton's Hollywood:

Does Lindsay Lohan know that her father Michael Lohan has been actively asking people around Hollywood if anyone knows who is supplying his daughter with drugs? Apparently Michael is convinced that Lindsay has resumed indulging in cocaine and more, and HE wants to root out the supplier. Michael, the answer could be right under your nose - or better still, Lindsay's nose.

Blind Item!

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which hot US musician is kidding no-one with his string of showmances? Everyone in the business knows he'd rather a hunk to a gorgeous leading lady...

in what i am sure is unrelated irony, from defamer.com:

Whatever’s going on between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer has thus far had all the standard Summer Fling ingredients: making out in pools, sunset dinners, word that psychopathic ex-girlfriends are drowning in tears and booze, and so on. But last night, the cougar and cad took their lovey dovey tour to New York, doing the double date thing at celebrity haunts and hiding out in cloudy cigar bars, leading onlookers to believe the new Demi and Ashton are having more than just fun in the sun. However, reports that John is “bored” already, combined with Jennifer’s alleged “clingy” and starstruck groupie behavior at one of his gigs have us worried that Aniston will be yet another tear-soaked ex on the crooner’s widdled down bed post.

also case in point from pretty boring:

Jess, Jess, Such A Mess: Tony Sends The Pillow Biter Home, She Decides To Binge-Drink Instead

Submitted by Lisa Voglesonger on Thu, 05/15/2008 - 07:25.

I'd like a small burger and a large drink, please

Did Jessica Simpson walk under a lot of ladders when she was a kid? Maybe break a thousand mirrors? That girl can't catch a break to save her life. I think it might have something to do with her stunning lack of intellect: she's about as sharp as a bowl of hair.

She's also kind of f***ed up in the head. While Jess has been calling Tony her "future husband", apparently she's been holding a torch for John Mayer, who so unceremoniously dumped her last year. Huh?!? That's what I said! When news broke of John's new fling with Maniston, Jess was said to be inconsolable, as if John dumped her just yesterday and Tony didn't exist. Tony didn't like that, and promptly retaliated by dumping her and hitting the clubs with his teammates, where he was photographed getting a round of tonsil hockey in with a hot, curvy blond that wasn't Jess. Not to be undone, Jess went out drinking with her buddy Cacee Cobb. The two got so hammered that Cacee vomited under the table and Jess had to call her mother for a ride home. At least she had the sense not to drink and drive.

GolfKill?

It might be that all the GMD did was kill golf for both father and daughter. from handbag gossip:

Tom Cruise has bought wife Katie Holmes membership to an exclusive golf club to impress her dad sources claim.

Tom Cruise has reportedly spent £75,000 on wife Katie Holmes to impress her golf mad dad Showbiz Spy reports. Sources say Tom bought Katie membership at Los Angeles' Bel-Air Country Club so they can all play with her father, Martin Holmes. “Katie’s father is not crazy about Tom, but Tom is really determined to win him over," a source said. "Mr. Holmes golfs a lot, and now Katie is learning to play. Tom is a member at Bel-Air, and he’s in the process of adding Katie to his membership so Katie can take her dad to play with her.”

Ummmm...whut?

Madonna’s backstage antics at this year’s Radio 1 Big Weekend threatened to overshadow her onstage performance sources claim. Her 37-mile helicopter ride from London to Maidstone was the first bone of contention. “Madonna caused her share of backstage ructions when she jetted in for her 20-minute set,” a backstage source told the Mirror. “As well as her own VIP area, she had a 70-strong entourage and three dressing rooms. Her security was so tight. She had special Kabbalah water shipped in and demanded bouquets of white roses that remained unopened. While she only ate fresh fruit, the same can’t be said of her friends. They arrived early and wolfed down free food and booze reserved for the artists.” Fratelli’s front man Jon Fratelli wasn’t impressed, “I’m not into all this - we’re all here to perform together. What happened to rock’n’roll? Why is she even here? Everything has been changed around just for her and her ridiculous entourage,” he moaned. “Those people also ate all the food, so we had to order 18 pizzas from Domino’s. Who does Madonna think she is?” Well, erm Madonna actually.

*from handbag gossip*

So She says, it didn't happen

Kate Hudson’s spokesperson has spoken out to rubbish yesterday’s rumours that the Fools Gold star was engaged to Owen Wilson. “She’s definitely not engaged,” the rep told Us Weekly. “She’s shooting a movie called Bride Wars, which explains the ring.” Rumours of the pair’s romance began in January when a ‘friend’ said the couple were “are at a good place with each other,” and Kate herself told Vogue, “Owen is such a lovely person, and I love him dearly. I wish him beautiful things - health and everything that he desires in life.”

Another blow to the Cof$!!!

Looks like some of the Scientology cash flow may have just dried up.

Yep, one of the cult, er religion's, richest members, James Packer, has decided to distance himself from the group.

The timing couldn't be better for his wife Erica, who it seems will now be able to scream and yell as loud as she wants when she goes into labor next month.


Still on the silent front, and pal Tom Cruise must be seething on the inside, after introducing his pal to Scientology way back in 2002.

Apparently, our Aussie billionaire feels he no longer "needs it."

Friends however, claim that James' growing casino empire might have had something to do with him leaving.

Scientologists believe "an obsessive gambler is a psychotic just like a drug addict or an alcoholic."

Sure.

Sounds like a reason to me. [Trash Talk, Melbourne Age, 12 May 08]

*Good for him! Maybe James and his wife can find a reasonable semblance for their family life!*

I want Kim Cattrall's Mother for my own

The mother of Sex & The City star Kim Cattrall loves her daughter’s racy role in the hit show - because she “looks fabulous” on-screen.

The star is famed for her portrayal of maneater Samantha Jones in the beloved series, and returns to the character in the upcoming big-screen extravaganza, Sex And The City: The Movie.

And the 51-year-old is comfortable showing her sexual side on-screen - and has the support of her adoring mum Shane, who thinks her daughter is an inspiration for older women everywhere.

She says, “Kim is a role model for 50-something women. Much has been made about her nudity in the film, but I think she looks fabulous.”

And proud mom Shane, 79, insists people who criticise Cattrall’s on-screen antics are just jealous of her well-preserved body.

She adds, “Anyone who knocks that is jealous. All this fuss about a bit of nudity is ridiculous.”

*ONTD*