Thank you to everyone who has helped support my site this past year, thank you for stopping by and thank you for being here!
Here's to hoping you have the best year yet!!!
Sunday, December 31, 2006
Friday, December 29, 2006
SORRY!!!
Glitch with upgrading the page and all my comments and advertising got knocked off!!!
I'm working on fixing this right now!!!
Update: Got it fixed!!!
500 POSTS!!!!
I MADE IT!!!! *balloons and confetti* HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!
At any rate, here's something off of ONTD, because BloHan just doesn't make an ass of herself enough, now it's being suggested she do it politically too!!!
Maybe she can be "adequite" there.
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Singer/actress Lindsay Lohan is being encouraged by the New York State Independence Party (NYSIP) to run for local government in 2009.
The NYSIP's FRANK MORANO believes Lohan could bid for New York City Public Advocate - a position next in line to the mayor, which links the electorate and city government.
Morano writes, "As Albany is currently a cesspool of corruption, badly in need of reform, you may also want to consider a bid for the state legislature.
"Many celebrities have made the transition from Hollywood to politics, ranging from ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER and JESSE VENTURA to SONNY BONO and RONALD REAGAN. Few if any though, had the enormous potential that you possess."
source: http://www.actressarchives.com/news.php?id=3371
WOW.
Just Wow. I vaguely recall rumors years ago of him cheating.
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off of Yahoo! News:
CHICAGO -
Michael Jordan and his wife, Juanita, filed for divorce Friday after 17 years of marriage. "Michael and Juanita Jordan mutually and amicably decided to end their 17 year marriage," the couple said in a statement issued through their lawyers. "A judgment for dissolution of their marriage was entered today. There will be no further statements."
Michael Jordan and his wife, Juanita, filed for divorce Friday after 17 years of marriage. "Michael and Juanita Jordan mutually and amicably decided to end their 17 year marriage," the couple said in a statement issued through their lawyers. "A judgment for dissolution of their marriage was entered today. There will be no further statements."
Juanita Jordan previously filed for divorce in January 2002, but withdrew her petition a month later when the couple announced they were attempting a reconciliation.
During her last divorce petition, Jordan said attempts to reconcile their marriage had failed and future ones "would be impractical and not in the best interests of the family."
The couple met at a Chicago restaurant during his second season with the Bulls and were married Sept. 2, 1989, in Las Vegas. They have three children: Jeffrey, Marcus and Jasmine.
The 43-year-old Jordan, a part-owner of the Charlotte Bobcats, led the Bulls to six NBA titles and was a five-time league MVP. He lives in Highland Park, Ill.
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Ew.
from ONTD:
Is love in the air for Jennifer Aniston and billionaire playboy Steve Bing? In Touch is reporting that Steve, 41, approached Jen, 37, and gave her his phone number while she was having dinner with friends at West Hollywood’s Madeo restaurant. An insider revealed, “They’ve known each other socially. He saw an opportunity and made a move.”
Jen hasn’t taken Steve up on the offer just yet - and friends say he’s not the only guy who’s been hitting on the newly single star. Ever since she broke up with Vince Vaughn, “Men are coming out of the woodwork,” says a pal. One of those men is cyclist Lance Armstrong, 35, but a friend says Jen turned him down when he asked her on a date because of her friendship with his ex-fiancé, Sheryl Crow.
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and that's how you remain single. never date again.
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
It's Gonna Get UGLY!!!!
I thought James Brown blew all his $$$ on hookers, drugs, divorces and beatin settltments! He had $$ left?
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off of the Scotsman:
Widow of soul legend locked out as battle opens over will
KEVIN SCHOFIELD
THE first blow in what promises to be a long and protracted fight over James Brown's estate was struck yesterday when his widow was locked out of the home she and the soul legend had shared for the past ten years amid claims the pair had never been legally married.
Just hours after the singer's death, Tomi Rae Hynie returned to the house in Beech Island, South Carolina, to find that its wrought-iron gates had been padlocked shut.
"They've been robbing from him all of his life and they'll do it in death," she said.
Although she admitted she did not own the deeds to the home, she insisted she and the couple's five-year-old son, James Jr, had a legal right to continue living there.
"This is my home," Ms Hynie said outside the gates of the house. "I don't have any money. I don't have anywhere to go."
Brown and Ms Hynie were married in 2001. But the singer's lawyer, Buddy Dallas, said Ms Hynie was already married to another man, thereby making her marriage to Brown null and void.
Mr Dallas said Ms Hynie later annulled the previous marriage, but never remarried Brown, as she was required to do to make their union legal.
"It's not intended, and I hope not interpreted, to be an act of unkindness or an act of a lack of sympathy," Mr Dallas said.
"Ms Hynie has a home a few blocks away from Mr Brown's home where she resides periodically when she is not with Mr Brown. She is not without housing or home."
Brown died on Christmas Day of heart failure after being admitted to hospital with pneumonia. He was 73.
Known as the "Godfather of Soul", Brown made and lost millions of dollars during a long and often controversial music career which spanned more than half a century.
But with at least three ex-wives and six children, a huge legal battle is expected over who will get to share in the money he has left behind.
Born in May 1933 into extreme poverty, Brown earned money dancing for soldiers, picking cotton and shining shoes.
At end of the 1960s, by which time he was a household name around the world thanks to his music career, Brown had also proved himself to be a talented entrepreneur and owned his own publishing company, three radio stations and a Learjet.
However, the radio stations and the jet had to be sold during the 1970s after United States Internal Revenue Service demanded $4.5 million (£2.3 million) in unpaid taxes.
In 1999, Brown struck a deal which saw him receive more than $25 million (£13 million) in bonds against advance publishing royalties.
To provide further proof of his ability to spend money almost as quickly as he earned it, however, Brown sought to re- finance the bonds with a new loan this year.
Despite their tempestuous relationship - Brown was fined £570 on a domestic violence charge in 2004 - Ms Hynie yesterday insisted they were still a couple at the time of his death.
"The last thing he said to me was, 'I love you baby and I'll see you soon'," she said.
Mr Dallas said no-one could be allowed into Brown's home until a court certifies that any will left by the singer is genuine.
He said legal formalities now needed to be followed, adding that the singer's estate was left in trust for his children.
However, he declined to elaborate on Brown's final instructions.
Mr Dallas said the decision to lock Ms Hynie out of the couple's home was "not a reflection on her as an individual".
"I have not even been in the house, nor will I until appropriate protocol is followed," he said.
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off of the Scotsman:
Widow of soul legend locked out as battle opens over will
KEVIN SCHOFIELD
THE first blow in what promises to be a long and protracted fight over James Brown's estate was struck yesterday when his widow was locked out of the home she and the soul legend had shared for the past ten years amid claims the pair had never been legally married.
Just hours after the singer's death, Tomi Rae Hynie returned to the house in Beech Island, South Carolina, to find that its wrought-iron gates had been padlocked shut.
"They've been robbing from him all of his life and they'll do it in death," she said.
Although she admitted she did not own the deeds to the home, she insisted she and the couple's five-year-old son, James Jr, had a legal right to continue living there.
"This is my home," Ms Hynie said outside the gates of the house. "I don't have any money. I don't have anywhere to go."
Brown and Ms Hynie were married in 2001. But the singer's lawyer, Buddy Dallas, said Ms Hynie was already married to another man, thereby making her marriage to Brown null and void.
Mr Dallas said Ms Hynie later annulled the previous marriage, but never remarried Brown, as she was required to do to make their union legal.
"It's not intended, and I hope not interpreted, to be an act of unkindness or an act of a lack of sympathy," Mr Dallas said.
"Ms Hynie has a home a few blocks away from Mr Brown's home where she resides periodically when she is not with Mr Brown. She is not without housing or home."
Brown died on Christmas Day of heart failure after being admitted to hospital with pneumonia. He was 73.
Known as the "Godfather of Soul", Brown made and lost millions of dollars during a long and often controversial music career which spanned more than half a century.
But with at least three ex-wives and six children, a huge legal battle is expected over who will get to share in the money he has left behind.
Born in May 1933 into extreme poverty, Brown earned money dancing for soldiers, picking cotton and shining shoes.
At end of the 1960s, by which time he was a household name around the world thanks to his music career, Brown had also proved himself to be a talented entrepreneur and owned his own publishing company, three radio stations and a Learjet.
However, the radio stations and the jet had to be sold during the 1970s after United States Internal Revenue Service demanded $4.5 million (£2.3 million) in unpaid taxes.
In 1999, Brown struck a deal which saw him receive more than $25 million (£13 million) in bonds against advance publishing royalties.
To provide further proof of his ability to spend money almost as quickly as he earned it, however, Brown sought to re- finance the bonds with a new loan this year.
Despite their tempestuous relationship - Brown was fined £570 on a domestic violence charge in 2004 - Ms Hynie yesterday insisted they were still a couple at the time of his death.
"The last thing he said to me was, 'I love you baby and I'll see you soon'," she said.
Mr Dallas said no-one could be allowed into Brown's home until a court certifies that any will left by the singer is genuine.
He said legal formalities now needed to be followed, adding that the singer's estate was left in trust for his children.
However, he declined to elaborate on Brown's final instructions.
Mr Dallas said the decision to lock Ms Hynie out of the couple's home was "not a reflection on her as an individual".
"I have not even been in the house, nor will I until appropriate protocol is followed," he said.
Monday, December 25, 2006
Foo nappin with her sister!!!
Sorry but I took this today and I thought they were so adorable, I had to share!!!
Peace on Earth and Happy dreams to you all!
The Hardest Workin Wifebeater Dies!
James Brown is dead! Now that punk song can be played for real real. Honestly, I'm surprised he lived as long as he did.
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off of TMZ.com:
James Brown, a musical giant and one of the most breathakingly dynamic performers in all of entertainment, died early Christmas morning in Atlanta at the age of 73.
Brown, the self-described "Hardest Working Man in Show Business," was hospitalized with pneumonia at Emory Crawford Long Hospital on Sunday and died around 1:45 AM, according to his agent, Frank Copsidas. A longtime friend, Charles Bobbit, was at his side. Copsidas told the Associated Press, "We really don't know at this point what he died of."
With his unmistakable pompadour, stunningly agile dance moves, raspy vocal style, and almost superhuman on-stage energy, Brown, as much as anyone in the history of live performance, gave audiences their money's worth and much more. His gifts as a songwriter and singer, which helped earn him the title of "The Godfather of Soul," were hugely influential on the genres of funk, disco, and rap as well. His instantly recognizable hits included "I Got You (I Feel Good)," "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag," and "Say It Loud -- I'm Black and I'm Proud."
Brown's personal life, particularly over the last two decades, was beset with allegations of drug and alcohol abuse and domestic trouble. He spent 15 months in a South Carolina prison and 10 months in a work release program after leading police on a half-hour, PCP-fueled chase which ended with the tires of his truck being shot out. Brown recently married his fourth wife, backup singer Tomi Raye Hynie, with whom he had a young son. Brown had five children with his previous wives.
Friday, December 22, 2006
Guilty Pleasure
Merry Freakin Christmas and Happy Hollydaze from Spin!!!!
I am still a total child and I don't care. So there. Nyah.
I am still a total child and I don't care. So there. Nyah.
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Bitches, please.
I have a rant that I need to get out, to let go of. I hate christmas, I hate the holidays. The only thing I like about it is the fact is that I get a little paid time off to goof off and scratch my butt in the privacy of my own home.
Frequently I run over to the mall, which is right across from where I work, to walk about and stretch my legs because I sit at a desk all day and well, I need to move and get a change of scenery. My usual obstacles include mallstitues, trophy- and cow-wives dragging their fuck trophies about and old people who feel entitled to take up the entire ailse instead of moving off to the handy and convenient side for everyone's mobility.
Christmas increases these obstacles to the point where I am ready to go on a killing rampage and/or round up some homeless people and set them loose in the mall.
I simply hate people who think they are entitled. They piss me off. I don't care about your christmas or whatever you celebrate. And no, the reason for the season, you fucktard, is the SUN. Everything anyone celebrates is all rooted from the fact that the winter solstice occurs every year at the same time, the day usually looking dreary and grey. Ancient man, before he started writing things down, celebrated this seasonal marker where the days would begin the lengthen. Get over it.
And you Trophy- and Cow-wives with your fuck-trophies....you really believe that you are entitled, hell, it's even your right to reproduce.....fuck you. You have a right to a dick in your ass. You are just in the majority of women who wants somebody else to take care of them and not take care of themselves. If you are so certain that reproducing is your right, then you should pay for that fucktrophy all by yourself. Pay for it all. No crying to anyone that you can't afford medicine, no crying to any shape of government that you need to educate your monstrocity. You want it yourself, you deal with all of it yourself. Shut the hell up and quite using reproduction as a weapon. Having the equipment doesn't give you anything.
And you little pissant mallstitutes/fucktrophies/trophy-wife/cow-wife in training: you will be fat one day, it happens to everyone. Especially you. How are you going to deal with it?
At least this is a temporary scene and in a few weeks it will all die down. I just needed to clear the air and I feel better now.
Merry fuckin Xmas.
Now get out of my way.
Page Six Blind Items!!!
Just Asking
WHICH veteran baseball player's wife is worried he will start up another affair? The long-suffering missus demanded he switch to a team 1,500 miles away when she caught him the last time . . .
WHICH "socialite" has high-society circles buzzing that she originally joined their inner circle as a high-class hooker? . . .
WHICH young starlet will never be invited back on Oprah? The night before her taping, she stayed out until 5 a.m. and then showed up to the studio an hour late stinking of booze . . .
WHICH notoriously angry supermodel has been seen attending AA meetings (but not anger- management meetings) at a temple on the Upper East Side?
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Mary, please...
Andy Pettite
Kathy Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Naomi Cambell
WHICH veteran baseball player's wife is worried he will start up another affair? The long-suffering missus demanded he switch to a team 1,500 miles away when she caught him the last time . . .
WHICH "socialite" has high-society circles buzzing that she originally joined their inner circle as a high-class hooker? . . .
WHICH young starlet will never be invited back on Oprah? The night before her taping, she stayed out until 5 a.m. and then showed up to the studio an hour late stinking of booze . . .
WHICH notoriously angry supermodel has been seen attending AA meetings (but not anger- management meetings) at a temple on the Upper East Side?
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Mary, please...
Andy Pettite
Kathy Hilton
Lindsay Lohan
Naomi Cambell
Friday, December 15, 2006
FUNNY!
My goal is to hit 500 posts before the end of the year....But this is funny as hell!
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off of thisislondon.co.uk:
A drunk company director was in court today after passing out on a railway track in the afternoon rush hour.
Kevin Craswell, 48, consumed a "lethal" amount of vodka and was seen by passengers at 3.30pm crawling along the railway at Epsom.
Astonishing pictures show him asleep and using the rail as a pillow. Witnesses even said they could hear him snoring from the platform.
Police said he was extraordinarily lucky to have survived. Oncoming trains had to be diverted at the last minute.
Staff took almost half an hour to wake Craswell and it caused Network Rail almost four hours of subsequent delays, costing £7,296.
Craswell, a company director from Ashstead who had "fallen on hard times", was taken to hospital where he later received an on-the-spot fine for being drunk and disorderly.
He has pleaded guilty to a charge of "obstructing the railway by neglect" at Redhill magistrates.
Graham Guerin, defending Craswell, had told an earlier hearing: "This is a professional man who fell on hard times five years ago and developed a drink problem. He had drunk a substantial amount of vodka and has no recollection of this incident. But he acknowledges the danger he presented not only to himself but to others.
"Since this happened he has taken steps to help himself and also arranged to see a counsellor."
Thursday, December 14, 2006
So...
Somebody with some sense finally stepped in!
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off of Page Six:
Party's Over
THE friendship between Britney Spears and Paris Hilton was short, sweet and photogenic. But now, it seems, it's over. A source close to Spears explains why the pop tart, who lost her undies last week, has not been seen with her "new best friend" Hilton since she posted an apology to her fans on her Web site, noting, "Thank God for Victoria's Secret underwear!" The source said, "Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a comeback, she has to stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult."
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off of Page Six:
Party's Over
THE friendship between Britney Spears and Paris Hilton was short, sweet and photogenic. But now, it seems, it's over. A source close to Spears explains why the pop tart, who lost her undies last week, has not been seen with her "new best friend" Hilton since she posted an apology to her fans on her Web site, noting, "Thank God for Victoria's Secret underwear!" The source said, "Britney has been told by her people that if she ever wants a comeback, she has to stay far away from Paris and start acting like an adult."
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
So the moral of the story is....
stay away from Indian guys? They aren't "up" to snuff it seems!
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off of msnbc.com:
NEW DELHI - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run center, said its initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the financial capital Mumbai had penises about 1 inch shorter than those condoms catered for.
For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 2 inches. A poor fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for, and led to some tearing or slipping off during use.
"One of the reasons for a failure of up to 20 percent (of condoms) is the association of the size of the condom to the erect penis," the council's Dr. Chander Puri told Reuters, adding another reason was couples often put them on in a hurry.
Puri said many men in India, which has the world's highest HIV positive caseload, were too shy to ask for condoms.
"We need more vending machines for condoms of different sizes so people can pick a condom with confidence that is suited to their needs," he said.
The Times of India reported the ICMR survey had studied 1,400 men between 18-50 years of age in cities like Mumbai and New Delhi as well as in rural areas in a report. It entitled its story "Indian men don't measure up."
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off of msnbc.com:
NEW DELHI - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run center, said its initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the financial capital Mumbai had penises about 1 inch shorter than those condoms catered for.
For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 2 inches. A poor fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for, and led to some tearing or slipping off during use.
"One of the reasons for a failure of up to 20 percent (of condoms) is the association of the size of the condom to the erect penis," the council's Dr. Chander Puri told Reuters, adding another reason was couples often put them on in a hurry.
Puri said many men in India, which has the world's highest HIV positive caseload, were too shy to ask for condoms.
"We need more vending machines for condoms of different sizes so people can pick a condom with confidence that is suited to their needs," he said.
The Times of India reported the ICMR survey had studied 1,400 men between 18-50 years of age in cities like Mumbai and New Delhi as well as in rural areas in a report. It entitled its story "Indian men don't measure up."
Monday, December 11, 2006
Frat Boys Lose!
Borat wins! Let the sexy fun time continue!!
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off of reuters:
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - As the esteemed Kazakh television journalist Borat Sagdiyev might say: "High Five. Sexy Time. You Lose."
Two college fraternity buddies shown guzzling alcohol and making racist remarks in the "Borat" movie have lost their bid for a court order to cut the scene they claim has tarnished their reputations, court papers revealed on Monday.
The students sued the movie's distributor and producers last month, saying filmmakers had duped them into appearing in "Borat" by getting them drunk and falsely promising the film would never be shown in the United States.
At the time the suit was filed, a judge denied the pair's request for a temporary restraining order that would remove footage of them from the film, but the plaintiffs were given a another chance to seek an injunction at a hearing last week.
The South Carolina college students lost again when Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Joseph Biderman ruled they had failed to show a reasonable probability of success on the merits of their case or that money damages alone would be insufficient to resolve their claims.
Arguments on the latest motion focused mainly on the future DVD release of the hit movie, "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan."
The faux documentary, distributed by 20th Century Fox, has already grossed more than $120 million at the North American box office after six weeks in theaters.
The lawyer for the students, Olivier Taillieu, said last week that while the film's theatrical run is coming to a close, the perpetuity of the film on DVD posed ongoing problems for his clients, including harm to their ability to seek work.
Last month, Taillieu said the movie had cost one of the students a job at a major corporation and another a prestigious internship. The students were identified in court papers only as John Doe 1 and John Doe 2. A third student involved in the scene did not take part in the suit.
The film stars British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen as a fictional Kazakh TV journalist whose boorish sensibilities clash with ordinary Americans. The story line is driven by a series of improvised encounters with people who become Baron Cohen's unsuspecting foils.
The scene at issue in the lawsuit depicts Borat getting drunk with three frat boys in a motor home while they watch a sex tape and make racist remarks about slavery and minorities in the United States.
20th Century Fox is a unit of News Corp.
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off of reuters:
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - As the esteemed Kazakh television journalist Borat Sagdiyev might say: "High Five. Sexy Time. You Lose."
Two college fraternity buddies shown guzzling alcohol and making racist remarks in the "Borat" movie have lost their bid for a court order to cut the scene they claim has tarnished their reputations, court papers revealed on Monday.
The students sued the movie's distributor and producers last month, saying filmmakers had duped them into appearing in "Borat" by getting them drunk and falsely promising the film would never be shown in the United States.
At the time the suit was filed, a judge denied the pair's request for a temporary restraining order that would remove footage of them from the film, but the plaintiffs were given a another chance to seek an injunction at a hearing last week.
The South Carolina college students lost again when Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Joseph Biderman ruled they had failed to show a reasonable probability of success on the merits of their case or that money damages alone would be insufficient to resolve their claims.
Arguments on the latest motion focused mainly on the future DVD release of the hit movie, "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan."
The faux documentary, distributed by 20th Century Fox, has already grossed more than $120 million at the North American box office after six weeks in theaters.
The lawyer for the students, Olivier Taillieu, said last week that while the film's theatrical run is coming to a close, the perpetuity of the film on DVD posed ongoing problems for his clients, including harm to their ability to seek work.
Last month, Taillieu said the movie had cost one of the students a job at a major corporation and another a prestigious internship. The students were identified in court papers only as John Doe 1 and John Doe 2. A third student involved in the scene did not take part in the suit.
The film stars British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen as a fictional Kazakh TV journalist whose boorish sensibilities clash with ordinary Americans. The story line is driven by a series of improvised encounters with people who become Baron Cohen's unsuspecting foils.
The scene at issue in the lawsuit depicts Borat getting drunk with three frat boys in a motor home while they watch a sex tape and make racist remarks about slavery and minorities in the United States.
20th Century Fox is a unit of News Corp.
Speaking of bad role models....
Ok maybe not role models cuz we all know that's crap....but parade around poor self-image...and $cientology is getting their hooks in! watch out Will & Jada Smith!!! You're next!!
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also off of page six:
THAT Victoria Beckham styled Katie Holmes for an upcoming Harper's Bazaar cover, and during the 300-plus person shoot in Los Angeles, the production team was told not to look either of them in the eye.
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also off of page six:
THAT Victoria Beckham styled Katie Holmes for an upcoming Harper's Bazaar cover, and during the 300-plus person shoot in Los Angeles, the production team was told not to look either of them in the eye.
Gee, you think?
This is only going to be looked at because the fashion industry doesn't want outside regulations! Bastards, of course there's a problem!! First models were waaaaay too young, now they are too skinny!
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off of page six:
December 11, 2006 -- LEADERS of New York's fashion industry will meet soon to figure out how to deal with increasing calls for laws to keep dangerously underfed models off the catwalks.
Vogue Editor-in-Chief Anna Wintour is spearheading the effort to get the session together.
"Anna held a symposium on the issue, and she's planning another meeting this week," said one model agency chief. "We would much rather come up with a way of self-policing ourselves than have regulations rammed down our throats."
The head of another modeling agency said, "Everyone should take a look at it, and if there's a problem, let's fix it."
Italy's government and its fashion chiefs said last week they're working on a plan to crack down on ultra-thin models who appear to be suffering from eating disorders.
The move came three months after Spain passed a law requiring that every model have a body-mass index of at least 18 (a measure of body fat). Last month, Brazilian model Ana Carolina Reston died at age 21 from anorexia.
Besides the beauties' health, the fashion honchos fear they'll be blamed for promoting unhealthy body images for generations of teenage girls.
Washington Post fashion writer Robin Givhan says many models today are "pale, almost to the point of translucent, and astonishingly thin. They look positively rickety. Seeing one in a swimsuit can make you shudder. They are not sexy or even particularly pretty. How can they be when they look as though the life has been sucked out of them?"
The skinniest seem to come from Eastern Europe. Givhan names Snejana Onopka, Vlada Roslyakova and Sasha Pivovarova.
"Over a typical runway season, the same models appear so often on different runways that it is easy to become immune to how shockingly thin they are. After a while, it seems normal that a model's thighs are the same circumference as a 12-year-old's upper arm," Givhan wrote.
"If the industry does not think carefully about the current aesthetic," she warned, "what comes next could be truly ghastly."
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off of page six:
December 11, 2006 -- LEADERS of New York's fashion industry will meet soon to figure out how to deal with increasing calls for laws to keep dangerously underfed models off the catwalks.
Vogue Editor-in-Chief Anna Wintour is spearheading the effort to get the session together.
"Anna held a symposium on the issue, and she's planning another meeting this week," said one model agency chief. "We would much rather come up with a way of self-policing ourselves than have regulations rammed down our throats."
The head of another modeling agency said, "Everyone should take a look at it, and if there's a problem, let's fix it."
Italy's government and its fashion chiefs said last week they're working on a plan to crack down on ultra-thin models who appear to be suffering from eating disorders.
The move came three months after Spain passed a law requiring that every model have a body-mass index of at least 18 (a measure of body fat). Last month, Brazilian model Ana Carolina Reston died at age 21 from anorexia.
Besides the beauties' health, the fashion honchos fear they'll be blamed for promoting unhealthy body images for generations of teenage girls.
Washington Post fashion writer Robin Givhan says many models today are "pale, almost to the point of translucent, and astonishingly thin. They look positively rickety. Seeing one in a swimsuit can make you shudder. They are not sexy or even particularly pretty. How can they be when they look as though the life has been sucked out of them?"
The skinniest seem to come from Eastern Europe. Givhan names Snejana Onopka, Vlada Roslyakova and Sasha Pivovarova.
"Over a typical runway season, the same models appear so often on different runways that it is easy to become immune to how shockingly thin they are. After a while, it seems normal that a model's thighs are the same circumference as a 12-year-old's upper arm," Givhan wrote.
"If the industry does not think carefully about the current aesthetic," she warned, "what comes next could be truly ghastly."
Pari$ite tacky? *rolls eyes*
off of page six:
Stavros' Parents Snub Paris
WE are shocked - shocked! - that Paris Hilton may have bought her own faux engagement ring to start speculation that Stavros Niarchos is going to marry her. Hilton wore a fake diamond solitaire on her left ring finger to an alice+olivia dinner party last week and wouldn't answer questions about her and Niarchos. But close friends say they're not engaged - and moreover, the shipping heir's parents have no intention of even meeting their son's sometime succubus. "They refused to meet her last year when Paris and Stavros had dated for a while," a source said. "Paris even followed him and his family to Hawaii, where they go every New Year's, and they still wouldn't meet her. They think she's tacky." It's a sentiment that seems to be shared by the father of Nicky Hilton's paramour, David Katzenberg. A family friend said Jeffrey Katzenberg, the former Disney exec who co-founded DreamWorks, "thinks the Hiltons are just . . . lowbrow and that his son is young and should be dating around." Meanwhile, it's only been a month, but Nicky and David are already saying, "I love you."
Stavros' Parents Snub Paris
WE are shocked - shocked! - that Paris Hilton may have bought her own faux engagement ring to start speculation that Stavros Niarchos is going to marry her. Hilton wore a fake diamond solitaire on her left ring finger to an alice+olivia dinner party last week and wouldn't answer questions about her and Niarchos. But close friends say they're not engaged - and moreover, the shipping heir's parents have no intention of even meeting their son's sometime succubus. "They refused to meet her last year when Paris and Stavros had dated for a while," a source said. "Paris even followed him and his family to Hawaii, where they go every New Year's, and they still wouldn't meet her. They think she's tacky." It's a sentiment that seems to be shared by the father of Nicky Hilton's paramour, David Katzenberg. A family friend said Jeffrey Katzenberg, the former Disney exec who co-founded DreamWorks, "thinks the Hiltons are just . . . lowbrow and that his son is young and should be dating around." Meanwhile, it's only been a month, but Nicky and David are already saying, "I love you."
Friday, December 8, 2006
"LR" to Blohan
Isn't L Ron Hubbard according to page six:
THE mysterious "LR" in Lindsay Lohan's rambling and bizarre e-mail that was first reported on Page Six yesterday is none other than her former assistant, Lindsay Ratowsky. In the message, Lohan threatened to sue "LR" for allegedly selling information to the tabloids, and claimed former Vice President Al Gore was going to help her get her message across (which Gore hadn't heard about). Lohan's rage stems from a falling-out she and Ratowsky had over six months ago, when Ratowsky left her to work for Jessica Biel. Lohan's ire was rekindled last week when she spotted Ratowsky at a GQ party at the Sunset Tower in L.A. Ratowsky could not be reached.
THE mysterious "LR" in Lindsay Lohan's rambling and bizarre e-mail that was first reported on Page Six yesterday is none other than her former assistant, Lindsay Ratowsky. In the message, Lohan threatened to sue "LR" for allegedly selling information to the tabloids, and claimed former Vice President Al Gore was going to help her get her message across (which Gore hadn't heard about). Lohan's rage stems from a falling-out she and Ratowsky had over six months ago, when Ratowsky left her to work for Jessica Biel. Lohan's ire was rekindled last week when she spotted Ratowsky at a GQ party at the Sunset Tower in L.A. Ratowsky could not be reached.
Is Crazy Tom trying to piss off Oprah?
What the hell is he thinking? Or is it because Oprah just doesn't buy his crap and it makes him cry for mommy.
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off of ONTD:
Oprah Winfrey has been left off the invite list to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' post-wedding party - just weeks after the couple failed to ask her to their Italian marriage. Cruise and Winfrey have been friends for many years and the Mission: Impossible III star made his infamous couch-jumping "I'm in love" speech regarding Holmes on the media mogul's Us TV talk show last year. Winfrey was noticeably left off the list to the November 18 ceremony in Bracciano, Italy - even though celebrities such as Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony and Jim Carrey - who are not known to be friends of Cruise - were invited. On Saturday the newlyweds have invited friends who were unable to attend the Castello Odescalchi ceremony to a party at Cruise's producing partner Paula Wagner's Beverly Hills, California mansion. However, Winfrey's representative tells the New York Daily News the TV titan hasn't been invited.
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off of ONTD:
Oprah Winfrey has been left off the invite list to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' post-wedding party - just weeks after the couple failed to ask her to their Italian marriage. Cruise and Winfrey have been friends for many years and the Mission: Impossible III star made his infamous couch-jumping "I'm in love" speech regarding Holmes on the media mogul's Us TV talk show last year. Winfrey was noticeably left off the list to the November 18 ceremony in Bracciano, Italy - even though celebrities such as Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony and Jim Carrey - who are not known to be friends of Cruise - were invited. On Saturday the newlyweds have invited friends who were unable to attend the Castello Odescalchi ceremony to a party at Cruise's producing partner Paula Wagner's Beverly Hills, California mansion. However, Winfrey's representative tells the New York Daily News the TV titan hasn't been invited.
For real real this time?
Not for play play? Oh yeah...and thisin the wake of Jen and Vince breaking up! Not that they were really together in the first place...
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off of the Sun Online:
BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE are to wed in Africa — to the beat of tribal music.
They plan to tie the knot before Christmas in a South African village near Johannesburg, friends revealed yesterday.
Chum OPRAH WINFREY, 52 — who founded a girls’ school there — is said to have been invited. Madonna will also be among star guests.
One pal said: “They are treating their marriage like a spiritual affirmation.”
Pitt, 43, and Jolie, 31, were unavailable for comment.
Thursday, December 7, 2006
Well, what did this bitch expect?
Roses and lollipops forever?
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off of page six:
Royally Bored
QUEEN Rania of Jordan, a strikingly beautiful mother of four, is said to be bored with life in Amman with her husband, King Abdullah. According to Israeli newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth, which broke the story of their marital discord, the two are living under one roof but in separate wings, while the sophisticated, fashion-savvy queen, 36, figures out how to extricate herself from their unhappy union.
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off of page six:
Royally Bored
QUEEN Rania of Jordan, a strikingly beautiful mother of four, is said to be bored with life in Amman with her husband, King Abdullah. According to Israeli newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth, which broke the story of their marital discord, the two are living under one roof but in separate wings, while the sophisticated, fashion-savvy queen, 36, figures out how to extricate herself from their unhappy union.
You can't make this stuff up!!!
Lohan's brain is officially dead. Officially. The drugs and alcohol now do all the talking.
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off of page six:
December 7, 2006 -- LINDSAY Lohan is preparing to clean up her image and go to war with the media with the help of a high-powered friend - former Vice President Al Gore.
"Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me," Lohan wrote last week in a rambling, semi-literate e-mail to her friends and lawyers.
In the bizarre message read by Page Six, Lohan burbled, "If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan Metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK."
Lohan was apparently inspired to send out the e-mail by a Page Six item on her "mean girls diva fit" at a GQ magazine party in L.A. Referring to a supermarket tabloid report claiming she had overdosed on drugs, she wrote, "Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character."
Invoking what she puzzlingly calls the "way of the future-Howard Hughes," her desire is to "release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite [sic] letter to the press."
Lohan says she wants to state her opinions on "how our society should be educated for the better of our country. Our people . . . because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see."
Lohan then mentions taking a mystery person she refers to as "LR" to court for "what she's done to me.
"It's my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all. But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my opinion. I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be."
Lohan said she wanted to "hold a press conference" and "will do anything necessary to do so." She said she is at "such a young and tender age in a woman's life. It's enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change."
Lohan's representative, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, had no comment.
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off of page six:
December 7, 2006 -- LINDSAY Lohan is preparing to clean up her image and go to war with the media with the help of a high-powered friend - former Vice President Al Gore.
"Al Gore will help me. He came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me," Lohan wrote last week in a rambling, semi-literate e-mail to her friends and lawyers.
In the bizarre message read by Page Six, Lohan burbled, "If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary [sic] Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan Metroplis [sic], and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK."
Lohan was apparently inspired to send out the e-mail by a Page Six item on her "mean girls diva fit" at a GQ magazine party in L.A. Referring to a supermarket tabloid report claiming she had overdosed on drugs, she wrote, "Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character."
Invoking what she puzzlingly calls the "way of the future-Howard Hughes," her desire is to "release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite [sic] letter to the press."
Lohan says she wants to state her opinions on "how our society should be educated for the better of our country. Our people . . . because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see."
Lohan then mentions taking a mystery person she refers to as "LR" to court for "what she's done to me.
"It's my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all. But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my opinion. I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be."
Lohan said she wanted to "hold a press conference" and "will do anything necessary to do so." She said she is at "such a young and tender age in a woman's life. It's enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change."
Lohan's representative, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, had no comment.
Wednesday, December 6, 2006
Somehow I believe this is true....
Although it might be bullshit....I'm told mixing Oxycontin with alcohol make syou pass out not stay up forever and someone pointed out that it isn't illegal, it's prescription...so who knows?
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off of ONTD:
Out-of-control Lindsay Lohan is now abusing Oxycontin, one of the most dangerous illegal drugs in the world,
The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. In a shocking tell-all interview, a member of the "Mean Girls" star's personal entourage reveals the depth of her descent into drug abuse.
The National Enquirer is reporting that Lindsay's on the Oxys. Yikes.
Out-of-control Lindsay Lohan is now abusing Oxycontin, one of the most dangerous illegal drugs in the world, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. In a shocking tell-all interview, a member of the "Mean Girls" star's personal entourage reveals the depth of her descent into drug abuse.
"I watched Lindsay Lohan snort cocaine and pop Oxycontin- then wash it all down with vodka!" the entourage member told The ENQUIRER.
"I've spent many booze and drug-fueled nights with Lindsay, and I'm only coming forward now because I want to save her life, the close friend told The ENQUIRER.
The friend, who passed a polygraph test regarding Lindsay's drug use and his eyewitness account, says the out-of-control star frequently mixes cocaine and the prescription pain medication Oxycontin with vodka - a dangerous combination that keeps her awake and partying for days - before taking sleeping pills when she finally needs to crash.
"It's frightening. She'll take cocaine which pumps her up, then painkillers which numb her, and then smoke cigarettes one after another. And when she finally needs to sleep, she'll take Ambien to knock herself out."
"And the longer she goes without sleep, the more paranoid she gets. "There are times when Lindsay really thinks people want to kill her. But she refuses to miss a night of partying."
Well, that explains why she was pulled over to the side of the road that one time and talking about how the paparazzi were trying to ice her.
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off of ONTD:
Out-of-control Lindsay Lohan is now abusing Oxycontin, one of the most dangerous illegal drugs in the world,
The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. In a shocking tell-all interview, a member of the "Mean Girls" star's personal entourage reveals the depth of her descent into drug abuse.
The National Enquirer is reporting that Lindsay's on the Oxys. Yikes.
Out-of-control Lindsay Lohan is now abusing Oxycontin, one of the most dangerous illegal drugs in the world, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively. In a shocking tell-all interview, a member of the "Mean Girls" star's personal entourage reveals the depth of her descent into drug abuse.
"I watched Lindsay Lohan snort cocaine and pop Oxycontin- then wash it all down with vodka!" the entourage member told The ENQUIRER.
"I've spent many booze and drug-fueled nights with Lindsay, and I'm only coming forward now because I want to save her life, the close friend told The ENQUIRER.
The friend, who passed a polygraph test regarding Lindsay's drug use and his eyewitness account, says the out-of-control star frequently mixes cocaine and the prescription pain medication Oxycontin with vodka - a dangerous combination that keeps her awake and partying for days - before taking sleeping pills when she finally needs to crash.
"It's frightening. She'll take cocaine which pumps her up, then painkillers which numb her, and then smoke cigarettes one after another. And when she finally needs to sleep, she'll take Ambien to knock herself out."
"And the longer she goes without sleep, the more paranoid she gets. "There are times when Lindsay really thinks people want to kill her. But she refuses to miss a night of partying."
Well, that explains why she was pulled over to the side of the road that one time and talking about how the paparazzi were trying to ice her.
Vaughniston no more
But if they weren't officially dating then how can they break up? I'm just sayin...
Then again, MANY people predicted this would happen after that crappy "the Break Up" movie didn't do well.
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off of CNN.com:
NEW YORK (AP) -- Representatives for actors Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have confirmed that the couple has called it quits, People magazine reported on its Web site.
"Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship but continue to be good friends today," said representatives Stephen Huvane and John Pisani, according to People.com.
The representatives said the former co-stars decided to end their romance after Aniston visited Vaughn in London in October.
Aniston, 37, and Vaughn, 36, spent much of the last year and a half battling rumors about their relationship -- first that it was starting, then that it was headed toward marriage, and most recently that it was sputtering.
The actors met while filming "The Break-Up" in 2005. Reports of a romance quickly swirled, but the two initially said they were simply friends.
They were spotted together in various places over the ensuing months but said little about their liaison. Still, by this summer, they were denying whispers of an engagement.
Within months, they were denying that they were breaking up. In October, Vaughn threatened to sue British and American tabloid newspapers that had reported that he was breaking it off with Aniston and had been seen kissing someone else.
Vaughn, now filming a holiday comedy called "Fred Claus," is known for his roles in such comic hits as "Wedding Crashers" and the 2004 film of "Starsky & Hutch." Aniston came to fame in the television comedy "Friends" and has gone on to star in a string of feature films.
Copyright 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.
Tuesday, December 5, 2006
Page Six Blind Item!
WHICH recently separated celeb has a new habit to go along with her new friends? The cutie is spending way too much time in the bathroom of the many clubs she visits, hoovering down cocaine that her pals supply her with . . .
WHICH hard-partying Hollywood starlet has club cocktail waitresses fueling rumors of rehab by whispering that the actress cuts her coke with strawberry Quik? . . .
WHICH new pair of best friends are actually more? When they get back to their hotels or homes, the clothes come off.
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WAIT!! *waves arm wildly* ME!! LET ME GUESS!!!
Britney (C'mon, hanging out with Pari$)
Lindsay Blohan
Again, Britney & Pari$ite....Britney is rumored to be Bi and so is Pari$....
WHICH hard-partying Hollywood starlet has club cocktail waitresses fueling rumors of rehab by whispering that the actress cuts her coke with strawberry Quik? . . .
WHICH new pair of best friends are actually more? When they get back to their hotels or homes, the clothes come off.
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WAIT!! *waves arm wildly* ME!! LET ME GUESS!!!
Britney (C'mon, hanging out with Pari$)
Lindsay Blohan
Again, Britney & Pari$ite....Britney is rumored to be Bi and so is Pari$....
Monday, December 4, 2006
Lance: Out AND Free!
Line up boys!
I'm waiting for the catfight to begin over why they split.....myabe that book that the lesser half spilled didn't help? Maybe when it was "secret" it was more fun??
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off of TMZ.com:
TMZ has confirmed that gAy-listers Lance Bass and Reichen Lehmkuhl are no longer an item. Lance's rep, Cindy Owen, said, "They have broken up."
While together less than a year, the relationship was a catalyst in forcing the former *NSYNC singer to exit the closet.
The show shall go on!
I think this hurts Brit & Pari$ more than anyone else....
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off of TMZ:
Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have dropped out as hosts of the Billboard Music Awards, and reps for FOX tell TMZ that the show will go on ... without one!
Paris Hilton bowed out over the weekend, apparently unhappy with some of the jokes she was supposed to deliver. "It is my understanding that some satirical references ridiculed some of her peers," said her spokesman, Elliot Mintz. "
Paris did not want to say anything that could appear hurtful or embarrassing about people she knows." Spears had pulled out last Tuesday and gave no reason. The show will go on for the Billboard Music Awards, live from Las Vegas, tonight at 8PM on FOX.
Febreeze anyone?
Oh well, how good of a honeymoon is it when you have a third wheel along anyway....and your house stinks like a homeless potty!
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off of TMZ.com:
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes recently shelled $4.75 million for a London mansion, but they won't be moving in soon ... because the place stinks! First their honeymoon was rained out, and now this.
Their new next door neighbor told a British newspaper that the stench was caused by sewer problems and garden cesspits being emptied in the ritzy Dormans Park neighborhood. A local official concurred, saying, "It's a real mess. They're in the process of putting in sewers but it's a big job."
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off of TMZ.com:
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes recently shelled $4.75 million for a London mansion, but they won't be moving in soon ... because the place stinks! First their honeymoon was rained out, and now this.
Their new next door neighbor told a British newspaper that the stench was caused by sewer problems and garden cesspits being emptied in the ritzy Dormans Park neighborhood. A local official concurred, saying, "It's a real mess. They're in the process of putting in sewers but it's a big job."
This just made me laugh
JS does a public fuck up and instead of being a professional by shruggung it off....what does she do? Make an ass of herself....
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I saw this on CNN this morning but here's the story off of the Columbus Dispatch:
WASHINGTON — Singer-actress Jessica Simpson was in tears last night after flubbing a song she was performing during the Kennedy Center Honors.
Simpson was on stage to sing Nine to Five as part of the tribute to Dolly Parton, one of the evening's five honorees. Simpson ended her performance abrupty with the words "so nervous" and quickly exited the stage. The stunned audience remained silent, giving her no applause.
Simpson appeared to be crying when she and other singers in the tribute returned to the stage.
CBS will broadcast the show Dec. 26 at 9 p.m.
In addition to Parton, the evening's other honorees were movie director Steven Spielberg, singer Smokey Robinson, composer Andrew Lloyd Webber and conductor Zubin Mehta.
The rumors just won't go away
about Madonna & Guy's marriage troubles.....but at least, if these things are true, they are making a real effort.... I like this pic of them
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off of monsters and critics:
Madonna and Guy Ritchie have reportedly been seeing a marriage counsellor in a desperate bid to save their six-year union.
The 'Hung Up' singer and her film director husband have allegedly been seeing top marital therapist Tricia Barnes after their relationship hit "rock bottom", following the couple's controversial adoption of a Malawi baby.
A source told Britain's People newspaper: "The marriage is near rock-bottom. They've been putting on a united front in public but behind closed doors their marriage has come under strain. The publicity surrounding the adoption has created a difficult atmosphere in their home. After a heart-to-heart they decided to seek the help of a marriage guidance specialist."
Guy and Madonna's relationship - which has previously been rocked by the singer's busy work schedule and her fascination with the Kabbalah - reportedly came under a new strain after Guy felt left out from the highly-publicised adoption battle for fourteen-month-old David Banda.
The source added: "Madonna and Guy both dote on little David but it is her attitude that can irritate and upset Guy. She drove the whole adoption process from start to finish and Guy was left trailing in her slipstream just nodding and going along with things."
As well as David, the couple have two other children - six-year-old Rocco and Lourdes, ten, from Madonna's relationship with fitness trainer Carlos Leon.
(C) BANG Media International
No Way! *rolls eyes*
Paris a mean bitch? Ditching one person for another? Say it isn't so!!
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off of PageSix.com:
December 4, 2006 -- PARIS Hilton could be the ultimate "Mean Girl." The celebutard apparently ditched her erstwhile "best friend forever" Kim Kardashian for Britney Spears because, one L.A. wag sniped, "[Kardashian] got shined for the more popular girl." Not one to stay home and cry, Kardashian hit the MTV 24/7 party at Area the other night with fellow D-lister Brittny Gastineau. Meanwhile, Spears hit the Hollywood Roosevelt with Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis. They got along so well, our spy even caught them in the bathroom together.
Sunday, December 3, 2006
*Shudder*
In the wake of Brangelina giving birth to the Golden Child and adopting all over the place, it seems Vaughniston is catching up. The pics are from June of this year, anybody have pics of Jen since then? Has she been out in public?
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off of Holy Moly!
The new Vince Vaughn film is beset by delays due to the antics of Mr. Ever-Increasing-Forehead, who has taken it upon himself and his mighty talent to become the new script editor. In the middle of takes. Oddly, this behaviour is tolerated and even encouraged by his weak-willed and possibly masochistic director. The latest ploy is to just roll the cameras and wait for Vince to stop sweating (and eating) and ad-lib 'something funny'. As mentioned before, the new Vince Vaughn film is beset by delays.
Also, the power-players on the set (we all know it's the drivers) report than Jennifer Aniston has been dragging her huge chin there to watch her beau spin out strands of comedy magic, and she's quite obviously lugging a mini-Vince around in her womb as she's sweating for two.
The poor sods who have to do the real acting (learning words and not just standing there with a quizzical look and gurning), Paul Giametti and John Michael Higgins, are described as "lovely".
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and of course, her retaliation according to the superficial.com (but all they have done thus far is deny, deny, deny so who knows? Maybe she is):
Jennifer Aniston has laughed off reports she is pregnant with Vince Vaughn's baby. She said the baby could be anyone's (note: she didn't actually say that). But she did say the following:
"You know what? If all these (pregnancy rumors were true), I should have had 10 babies by now, married five times. I swear when it happens, you'll hear it." In magazine In Style , Aniston admits it took nearly a year of "hard work and soul-searching" before she was ready to date again. She said "You just wake up one day and you start to feel like, yeah, I think I'm open to that now. I hope to be on the road to having a family in the next year. Ideally, I'd like to have a couple (of children), but who knows?"
You hear that sound? It's Jennifer's biological clock, and it's ticking. She missed her chance of birthing an Ubermensch with Brad , and it'll be interesting to see what happens if this thing with Vince Vaughn doesn't work out. She could be on the first steps of a very long downward spiral, eventually ending in drunken, back-alley sex with a total stranger. A stranger named Carrot Top.
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off of Holy Moly!
The new Vince Vaughn film is beset by delays due to the antics of Mr. Ever-Increasing-Forehead, who has taken it upon himself and his mighty talent to become the new script editor. In the middle of takes. Oddly, this behaviour is tolerated and even encouraged by his weak-willed and possibly masochistic director. The latest ploy is to just roll the cameras and wait for Vince to stop sweating (and eating) and ad-lib 'something funny'. As mentioned before, the new Vince Vaughn film is beset by delays.
Also, the power-players on the set (we all know it's the drivers) report than Jennifer Aniston has been dragging her huge chin there to watch her beau spin out strands of comedy magic, and she's quite obviously lugging a mini-Vince around in her womb as she's sweating for two.
The poor sods who have to do the real acting (learning words and not just standing there with a quizzical look and gurning), Paul Giametti and John Michael Higgins, are described as "lovely".
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and of course, her retaliation according to the superficial.com (but all they have done thus far is deny, deny, deny so who knows? Maybe she is):
Jennifer Aniston has laughed off reports she is pregnant with Vince Vaughn's baby. She said the baby could be anyone's (note: she didn't actually say that). But she did say the following:
"You know what? If all these (pregnancy rumors were true), I should have had 10 babies by now, married five times. I swear when it happens, you'll hear it." In magazine In Style , Aniston admits it took nearly a year of "hard work and soul-searching" before she was ready to date again. She said "You just wake up one day and you start to feel like, yeah, I think I'm open to that now. I hope to be on the road to having a family in the next year. Ideally, I'd like to have a couple (of children), but who knows?"
You hear that sound? It's Jennifer's biological clock, and it's ticking. She missed her chance of birthing an Ubermensch with Brad , and it'll be interesting to see what happens if this thing with Vince Vaughn doesn't work out. She could be on the first steps of a very long downward spiral, eventually ending in drunken, back-alley sex with a total stranger. A stranger named Carrot Top.
Saturday, December 2, 2006
I call Bullshit!!!
Here's the problem I have with Lindsay "smackhead" Lohan doing AA. This is a big fat publicity stunt.....I mean, story is the bitch goes to the meetings AFTER partying all night. She doesn't mean it. If Lindsay really were going to change her ways, she'd make a real effort and check into a private rehab facility. She has the means to do it.
The whole AA thing is a half-assed effort on her part so who cares if mama Dina spilled the beans? That's just more ammo for Lindsay to say, "see, I'm trying here" without the inconvenience of really going thru rehab and straightening herself out. And she alos has the convenience of quitting now that Mom's told the world via radio about it. She can say that Mom ruined it for her so what's the point?
One more point: Linday's only 20 years old....so she's actually admitting to illegal underage drinking....so the cops know where to pick her up if they wanted, huh?
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courtesy of TMZ.com:
Lindsay Lohan: You Mean I Have to Stop Drinking?
It's official. Well, sort of. Lindsay Lohan's publicist confirms that the party girl is attending AA meetings, as first revealed by Lohan's mom, Dina, on Ryan Seacrest's radio show. "I think it's a positive thing," the publicist told AP. "It's a place to go and feel safe. No one judges her, and it's going to be a slow process." But fear not, Britney. Lindsay doesn't plan on hanging up her party dress just yet.
"She's not saying she'll stop drinking tomorrow," the publicist adds. Phew!
Paris? Human?
This has to have something to do with her hanging out with Britney....image-wise
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off of Yahoo!:
Jokes Make Hilton Spurn Billboard AwardsSat Dec 02, 1:28 PM ET
Paris Hilton won't joke about her peeps. The hotel heiress canceled an appearance at next week's Billboard Music Awards because she didn't like the jokes written for her, according to a spokesman.
"It is my understanding that some satirical references ridiculed some of her peers," her spokesman, Elliot Mintz, said in a statement. "Paris did not want to say anything that could appear hurtful or embarassing about people she knows."
Mintz said Hilton received a script Friday that contained material she found "objectionable." Representatives for Hilton and the awards show could not come to an agreement about the script's content so she decided to scrap the appearance, he said.
A call to Billboard was not returned early Saturday.
The Billboard Awards will be handed out Monday at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. The show is scheduled to air live on Fox.
Why Nicole & Paris are friends again....
Yeah, it had NOTHING to do with the EOnline! survey for the Simple Life. Whatever. "Here Nicole, have some more srawberry quick! It'll keep you thin and you know I won't tell you what to do!" -Paris
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off of ONTD:
December 2, 2006 -- THE real reason Nicole Richie is pals again with Paris Hilton is because Hilton won't interfere with any bad habits she may have, friends say. A source who was there when the duo showed up arm-in-arm at the Volkswagen Concept party in L.A. the other night said Richie dumped her stylist Rachel Zoe because Zoe, Richie's former friend Mischa Barton "and a few others tried to stage an intervention and tell Nicole to get some help about her weight. Nicole was so hurt that she ran back to Paris and ditched those trying to intervene in her life."
Most Retarded BDay EVER!!!
And of course, it involves Britney and Paris, new BFF's...
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off of ONTD:
Britney Spears is staging a mock wedding to Paris Hilton at her 25th birthday party.
The pop singer has written some comedy vows for the ceremony which will celebrate her new-found friendship with the Simple Life star.
One of Britney's lines apparently contains a thinly-veiled jibe at estranged husband Kevin Federline: "We don't need men to take away our pay cheques and self-respect."
A source told the Daily Star: "They have been inseparable since Brit's split. So their chums have started calling Paris her new husband. Paris has even been playing daddy with Britney's kids. The birthday bash is a celebration of their new friendship and Brit's impending divorce. They share everything."
Friday, December 1, 2006
Micheal Richards/Kramer Spoof
Ok enough about me.....This is on YouTube, the spoofing of Kramer and the "Laugh Factory Incident" has begun!!!
BTW, to be on the safe side, this is NSFW, contains offensive language and is funny as hell.
BTW, to be on the safe side, this is NSFW, contains offensive language and is funny as hell.
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Confession
Feeling the strenght of many people who have been through much worse, I must make my own confession....
And it's amazing, I might note, that I didn't turn out a drug addict or alcoholic.
But I did try to kill myself 3 times.....
I went through therapy in college, to save my life,,,just so I could verbalize to myself what had happened so I could acknowledge it....just to make it real to me.
Now the whole world knows and it doesn't matter to me anymore.
I was sexually molested by my oldest brother from the ages of 3 to 16, which was when he finally got married. I don't know why he did it nor do I care...
I am not a victim, victims die. I survived. I have sworn to myself to never be controlled like that or feel that helpless and defenseless again. I won't allow it.
I was lucky enough to marry a man who taught me to accept him as a person and teach me that I could relate to a man in some other way that wasn't sexual. It was all that I knew how to do. I learned to find my voice.
Now the whole world knows, even if no one reads this site.
Damn, I need to get hammered. Think I'll have a drink.
And it's amazing, I might note, that I didn't turn out a drug addict or alcoholic.
But I did try to kill myself 3 times.....
I went through therapy in college, to save my life,,,just so I could verbalize to myself what had happened so I could acknowledge it....just to make it real to me.
Now the whole world knows and it doesn't matter to me anymore.
I was sexually molested by my oldest brother from the ages of 3 to 16, which was when he finally got married. I don't know why he did it nor do I care...
I am not a victim, victims die. I survived. I have sworn to myself to never be controlled like that or feel that helpless and defenseless again. I won't allow it.
I was lucky enough to marry a man who taught me to accept him as a person and teach me that I could relate to a man in some other way that wasn't sexual. It was all that I knew how to do. I learned to find my voice.
Now the whole world knows, even if no one reads this site.
Damn, I need to get hammered. Think I'll have a drink.
Confessions on a Dance Floor
If you havn't had a chance to personally see the tour or the broadcast on TV, let me tell you that it's one show you really should see. Catch in Bravo or wherever you can, it's a powerful thing to watch. I'm way over Madonna....but this is a good show.
See It.
Go Buy a Lottery Ticket NOW!!!
Pork is about to be served!!!
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off of fadedyouth.com:
From a X17 press release:
Yes, it’s finally happened – after ignoring countless cease and desist notices from numerous photo agencies and media outlets, Mario Lavandeira, a.k.a. Perez Hilton, has been sued in federal court for copyright infringement by X17, Hollywood’s largest celebrity photo agency. X17 contends that Lavandeira, the owner and operator of the celebrity gossip blog PerezHilton.com and the self-styled “Queen of All Media,” has knowingly and willfully used X17’s images on his blog without permission from the agency, thereby violating federal law.
Lavandeira’s actions have caused substantial damage to X17’s business in the form of diversion of trade, loss of profits, injury to goodwill and reputation, and the dilution of the value of its rights.In court papers filed today, X17, the owners of X17online.com, seek over $7.5 million in damages for Lavandeira’s infringing activities.
Mr. Lavandeira has been featured in countless magazines and newspapers and has appeared regularly on various television news outlets in the U.S., Canada, and the U.K. GQ listed him in their Man of the Year issue; the AP and the LA Times have profiled him; the New York Post called him one of the 25 most powerful Latinos and he has appeared on almost every major U.S. network commenting on the day’s entertainment headlines. He is said to be shopping around a reality show and he is set to appear on MTV’s New Year’s Eve special.
“Perez” claims he receives 2.5 million unique visitors each day on his website.Mr. Lavandeira has regularly infringed on X17’s large scoops. While it usually takes weeks of effort by a team of photographers and reporters to break a story, for Mr. Lavandeira, it has been as simple as a right-click.
Mr. Lavandeira is profiting through advertisements on his site (one-week ads on his site go for between $9000 - $16,000) and has gained relative fame from the success of his blog, which, X17 contends, is due in large part to the quality and quantity of celebrity images he posts on his site, many of which are owned by X17.
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off of fadedyouth.com:
From a X17 press release:
Yes, it’s finally happened – after ignoring countless cease and desist notices from numerous photo agencies and media outlets, Mario Lavandeira, a.k.a. Perez Hilton, has been sued in federal court for copyright infringement by X17, Hollywood’s largest celebrity photo agency. X17 contends that Lavandeira, the owner and operator of the celebrity gossip blog PerezHilton.com and the self-styled “Queen of All Media,” has knowingly and willfully used X17’s images on his blog without permission from the agency, thereby violating federal law.
Lavandeira’s actions have caused substantial damage to X17’s business in the form of diversion of trade, loss of profits, injury to goodwill and reputation, and the dilution of the value of its rights.In court papers filed today, X17, the owners of X17online.com, seek over $7.5 million in damages for Lavandeira’s infringing activities.
Mr. Lavandeira has been featured in countless magazines and newspapers and has appeared regularly on various television news outlets in the U.S., Canada, and the U.K. GQ listed him in their Man of the Year issue; the AP and the LA Times have profiled him; the New York Post called him one of the 25 most powerful Latinos and he has appeared on almost every major U.S. network commenting on the day’s entertainment headlines. He is said to be shopping around a reality show and he is set to appear on MTV’s New Year’s Eve special.
“Perez” claims he receives 2.5 million unique visitors each day on his website.Mr. Lavandeira has regularly infringed on X17’s large scoops. While it usually takes weeks of effort by a team of photographers and reporters to break a story, for Mr. Lavandeira, it has been as simple as a right-click.
Mr. Lavandeira is profiting through advertisements on his site (one-week ads on his site go for between $9000 - $16,000) and has gained relative fame from the success of his blog, which, X17 contends, is due in large part to the quality and quantity of celebrity images he posts on his site, many of which are owned by X17.
Saucy Xtina!!!
I all bullshit on her friend's defense.....I think Xtina just got shitfaced.
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off of MSNBC.com:
Is Christina Aguilera drinking herself back into the spotlight?
The “Dirrty” singer has been relatively quiet lately, while her former rival Britney Spears has been grabbing headlines with her panty-free hard-partying antics. But recently, Aguilera reportedly was carried out of the London club Kabaret’s Prophecy, at 5 a.m. over a friend’s shoulder.
Aguilera and her party ran up a bill of $3,800, but a friend defended the singer, telling the London Mirror that Aguilera didn’t drink as much as an onlooker might think. “Not only is she very little,” said the source, “but she was quite tired because she’s in the middle of her tour.”
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off of MSNBC.com:
Is Christina Aguilera drinking herself back into the spotlight?
The “Dirrty” singer has been relatively quiet lately, while her former rival Britney Spears has been grabbing headlines with her panty-free hard-partying antics. But recently, Aguilera reportedly was carried out of the London club Kabaret’s Prophecy, at 5 a.m. over a friend’s shoulder.
Aguilera and her party ran up a bill of $3,800, but a friend defended the singer, telling the London Mirror that Aguilera didn’t drink as much as an onlooker might think. “Not only is she very little,” said the source, “but she was quite tired because she’s in the middle of her tour.”
Whatever.
What do they call rehab these days? A spa and getting your nails done?
I think it's a publicity stunt sine Paris & Brit are getting all the press right now.
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off of page 6:
LINDSAY Lohan is flirting with sobriety. After a hard weekend of partying with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, Lohan - who's been sporting an Alcoholics Anonymous pin - has apparently had enough. A Los Angeles spy reports seeing her yesterday at a 7:30 a.m. AA meeting near her apartment in the Sierra Towers. A friend of Lohan confirmed, "She has attended several meetings and has hopefully decided to turn her life around - this time for good. She is out of control." Lohan skipped Thanksgiving with her mom, Dina, and her family because she knew "someone would force an intervention on her." So Dina - who likes a party almost as much as her wild-child daughter - has arrived in L.A. to convince Lindsay to stay home some nights. The actress is filming "The Best Time of Our Lives" with Keira Knightley for the next five weeks - and then, friends hope "she will really get serious about getting sober. And drop out of the limelight for a while." A rep for Lohan declined comment.
Gack and puke
You know the bitch is just latching onto Tony because her career is waning, she won't have a movie career so Tony is gonna be her mealticket.
Yeah, I said it.
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off of People.com:
Eva Longoria and NBA star Tony Parker are engaged, PEOPLE has confirmed.
"Eva and Tony are officially engaged," Longoria's rep, Liza Anderson, tells PEOPLE exclusively. "The couple have never been happier."
Longoria, 31, and the French-born Parker, 24, a point guard for the San Antonio Spurs, met in November 2004. Though they played coy at first, by August 2005, the Desperate Housewives star confirmed they were a couple, asking PEOPLE rhetorically, "What's not to like?"
The pair weathered a brief split in September but quickly rekindled their relationship in Paris. The couple took in the sights, partied at the VIP Room and dined at the famed Le Coupe-Chou in the City of Light.
Longoria told PEOPLE in April she is happiest when in a relationship – and said she expects to stay with Parker "forever."
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Juicy!
Maybe she can use it to recover her failing career since nobody gives a crap about her anymore:
and maybe they can get that Britney/Fedex tape too
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off of Holy Moly!
A mole has mailed me to say that the Jessica Simpson sex tape DOES exist - and he's seen it.
The tape is currently being held by the people who got their sweaty palms of the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee tape.
They're holding out for more money, otherwise they'll leak it.
and maybe they can get that Britney/Fedex tape too
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off of Holy Moly!
A mole has mailed me to say that the Jessica Simpson sex tape DOES exist - and he's seen it.
The tape is currently being held by the people who got their sweaty palms of the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee tape.
They're holding out for more money, otherwise they'll leak it.
Here we go! *rolls eyes*
The trash talk has begun!
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off of TMZ.com:
Now it's his turn: Kid Rock's friends say that he had to end his marriage to Pam Anderson because he was sick and tired of taking care of their kids -- while Pam would stay out 'til all hours.
Yesterday, it emerged that Pam couldn't deal with her rocker hubby's anger and insecurity issues, including a public blow-up at a private screening of "Borat," as Page Six reported. Today, friends of Kid (real name: Bob Ritchie) tell the Post that once he moved to L.A. from Detroit to be with Pam, Bob found himself constantly at home with his son (and Pam's two boys with Tommy Lee), while Pam was out carousing almost every night.
Ritchie's friends also say that he suspected that there wasn't really a miscarriage, as Pam claims, because he had never heard from her or anyone else that she was pregnant. Whatever the case, say the rocker's pals, "Pamela doesn't have the money in the relationship – he does." Pam's reps say she is "a wonderful mother" and "absolutely had a miscarriage."
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off of TMZ.com:
Now it's his turn: Kid Rock's friends say that he had to end his marriage to Pam Anderson because he was sick and tired of taking care of their kids -- while Pam would stay out 'til all hours.
Yesterday, it emerged that Pam couldn't deal with her rocker hubby's anger and insecurity issues, including a public blow-up at a private screening of "Borat," as Page Six reported. Today, friends of Kid (real name: Bob Ritchie) tell the Post that once he moved to L.A. from Detroit to be with Pam, Bob found himself constantly at home with his son (and Pam's two boys with Tommy Lee), while Pam was out carousing almost every night.
Ritchie's friends also say that he suspected that there wasn't really a miscarriage, as Pam claims, because he had never heard from her or anyone else that she was pregnant. Whatever the case, say the rocker's pals, "Pamela doesn't have the money in the relationship – he does." Pam's reps say she is "a wonderful mother" and "absolutely had a miscarriage."
Go figure...
FedEx cheat? No way!!! It's not like he left his baby mama (while pregs) for Brit or anything!!!
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off of MSNBC:
By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC
Add this to the reasons that Britney Spears had to dump her hubby: Kevin Federline reportedly was having an affair with a former porn star a full month before Spears filed for divorce in November.
Federline met Kendra Jade, an “exotic dancer” and former porn star, in Las Vegas in December 2005 while his wife was visiting her family in Kentwood, Louisiana, according to Star magazine, and the two stayed in touch.
“Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends’ apartment multiple times, starting in early October,” a source told the tab. “Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!”
Now that K-Fed is a single guy, will he and Jade become a couple? Not likely, says the source, explaining, “They’re just friends who have sex.”
When contacted for comment by Star, Jade said only, “I’m in a committed relationship.”
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off of MSNBC:
By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC
Add this to the reasons that Britney Spears had to dump her hubby: Kevin Federline reportedly was having an affair with a former porn star a full month before Spears filed for divorce in November.
Federline met Kendra Jade, an “exotic dancer” and former porn star, in Las Vegas in December 2005 while his wife was visiting her family in Kentwood, Louisiana, according to Star magazine, and the two stayed in touch.
“Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends’ apartment multiple times, starting in early October,” a source told the tab. “Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!”
Now that K-Fed is a single guy, will he and Jade become a couple? Not likely, says the source, explaining, “They’re just friends who have sex.”
When contacted for comment by Star, Jade said only, “I’m in a committed relationship.”
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Reason for the Split!
off of ONTD:
November 28, 2006 -- JUST three months after they wed in St. Tropez, Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Kid Rock (real name Bob Richie) because of his "male insecurity and major anger issues," a close pal said.
The final straw was a bellicose blowup Rock threw at Universal Studio chief Ron Meyer's Beverly Hills house two weeks ago."Ron Meyer held a screening of 'Borat' at his house for a bunch of people, including Pam and Bob," says an Anderson pal. "It was the first time Bob had seen the movie, and, well, he didn't like it."
The hugely popular film shows Sasha Baron Cohen - in character as Borat Sagdiyev - falling in love with Anderson after seeing her in a "Baywatch" rerun, then driving across America in order to propose marriage to her.
Her friend tells Page Six, "Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing.
"Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night."
Ever since that night, it has been icicles between them," the friend relates. "Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man."
Anderson, who suffered a miscarriage this month, left her Malibu home Sunday until Rock could pack up his stuff and leave. She took her two boys, Brandon and Dylan (sired by ex-husband Tommy Lee), to Shutters in Santa Monica."Pam is just very happy to not be in the same house with so much passive-aggressive hostility in it," the friend adds.
Rock's rep didn't return calls, and Anderson's manager declined comment.
November 28, 2006 -- JUST three months after they wed in St. Tropez, Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Kid Rock (real name Bob Richie) because of his "male insecurity and major anger issues," a close pal said.
The final straw was a bellicose blowup Rock threw at Universal Studio chief Ron Meyer's Beverly Hills house two weeks ago."Ron Meyer held a screening of 'Borat' at his house for a bunch of people, including Pam and Bob," says an Anderson pal. "It was the first time Bob had seen the movie, and, well, he didn't like it."
The hugely popular film shows Sasha Baron Cohen - in character as Borat Sagdiyev - falling in love with Anderson after seeing her in a "Baywatch" rerun, then driving across America in order to propose marriage to her.
Her friend tells Page Six, "Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing.
"Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night."
Ever since that night, it has been icicles between them," the friend relates. "Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man."
Anderson, who suffered a miscarriage this month, left her Malibu home Sunday until Rock could pack up his stuff and leave. She took her two boys, Brandon and Dylan (sired by ex-husband Tommy Lee), to Shutters in Santa Monica."Pam is just very happy to not be in the same house with so much passive-aggressive hostility in it," the friend adds.
Rock's rep didn't return calls, and Anderson's manager declined comment.
Monday, November 27, 2006
I call bullshit!!!
Rachel Zoe is dying to tell us about Nicole's anorexia!!!
off of starmagazine:
Hot Hollywood stylist Rachel Zoe — whose style-savvy clients include Mischa Barton and Lindsay Lohan — has spoken out about her former client, Nicole Richie! The pair recently parted ways, and now Rachel — who is responsible for transforming Nicole into the trendsetting style icon she is today — explains exclusively to Star what happened!
"There has been a lot of speculation as to the cause of my parting with client Nicole Richie," Rachel, who also has designed a dazzling, jewel-encrusted collection of handbags for Judith Leiber, tells Star.
"After trying to be a good friend to Nicole, we made a mutual decision to sever our working relationship. Changes are inevitable in any business relationship. I am very fortunate to have such a wonderful life, I have been married for 10 years and have been a stylist for more than 15 years and am lucky to work with such a diverse group of women of all shapes and sizes that inspire me everyday. I have nothing but love for Nicole and wish her only health and happiness."- DAVID CAPLAN
off of starmagazine:
Hot Hollywood stylist Rachel Zoe — whose style-savvy clients include Mischa Barton and Lindsay Lohan — has spoken out about her former client, Nicole Richie! The pair recently parted ways, and now Rachel — who is responsible for transforming Nicole into the trendsetting style icon she is today — explains exclusively to Star what happened!
"There has been a lot of speculation as to the cause of my parting with client Nicole Richie," Rachel, who also has designed a dazzling, jewel-encrusted collection of handbags for Judith Leiber, tells Star.
"After trying to be a good friend to Nicole, we made a mutual decision to sever our working relationship. Changes are inevitable in any business relationship. I am very fortunate to have such a wonderful life, I have been married for 10 years and have been a stylist for more than 15 years and am lucky to work with such a diverse group of women of all shapes and sizes that inspire me everyday. I have nothing but love for Nicole and wish her only health and happiness."- DAVID CAPLAN
EWWW...just eww...
Just read the damn thing from starmagazine.com:
LINDSAY CRANKS K-FED'S SONGS, AND SAYS SHE WANTS A HOOK UP!
Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have had a troubled friendship at best over this past year (can you say "firecrotch"?). But tensions grew over the weekend as they ladies crossed paths shopping and partying from Malibu to Hollywood.
And along the way, Lindsay just made herself a new enemy in the form of Paris' new favorite party pal, Britney Spears! Things grew a little uncomfortable last week when Lindsay was shopping at the trendy Madison clothing store in Malibu. As usual, she was surrounded by photographers, eager to snap up shots of her every purchase -- until Brit and Paris drove by and stole her thunder.
The crew of photographers quickly ran toward Paris and Brit, leaving poor Lindsay alone and out of the spotlight. "All the photographers just took off running after Britney and Paris," the eyewitness tells Star. "And you could see Lindsay pop her head out of the shop and start looking around like, 'What the hell just happened?'" But insiders tell Star that Lindsay tried to extract her own kind of revenge by driving around town and blaring Kevin Federline's CD!
In fact, things really got tense when Lindsay pulled up behind Britney and Paris at Teddy's on Wednesday night and purposely cranked up the volume, making sure the pap video cameras standing outside could pick up the tune. "Then she had the nerve to come inside the club and try to hang out with Britney and Paris," our insider said. "But the duo gave her the cold shoulder until she removed herself from their VIP table."
Later in the evening, friends said Lindsay was singing Kevin's praises as an artist an actually said she thought he was so sexy, she wouldn't mind "hooking up with him," sometime.
The rumor got back to Britney, who could only roll her eyes at the news. "Take him," she told the table of friends. "Tell her please, seriously, take him!"
Interesting Thanksgiving....
Unholy Trinity
Be afraid, be very afraid!
Pic speaks for itself...
Does this count as charity work for Paris?
Couldn't Last!!!
Pammy musta got unhappy!
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off of TMZ.com:
TMZ has learned that Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from husband Kid Rock. Anderson, who is represented by celebrity hotshot lawyer Neal Hersh, cited irreconcilable differences.The couple was married August 3, 2006. Earlier this month, Anderson suffered a miscarriage.We've learned there was not a prenup, however, the two were married for such a brief period of time it will probably have little impact.
Sunday, November 26, 2006
Steve Irwin's tape of final moments stolen?
off of the National Ledger:
Steve Irwin Shock: Crocodile Hunter Death Video Stolen?
By Keith Walters JonesNov 25, 2006
One of the big debates when Steve Irwin was tragically killed by a stingray was whether the video f the death should be broadcast. The cameras were rolling when the 'Crocodile Hunter' was stabbed through the heart by a barb from the ray and was killed.
Steve Irwin: Crocodile Hunter Death Video Stolen?
"He came over the top of a stingray and the stingray's barb went up and went into his chest and put a hole into his heart," friend and manager John Stainton said at the time.
Many wished to see the video while others demanded privacy for the family. There are many hoax videos and photographs online that claim to be of the death.
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His wife Terri said in an interview with Barbara Walters when asked if the video would be shown , "What purpose would that serve?" That should be enough. But there is now a report that the video may have been stolen.
According to a report from the American tabloid 'The National Enquirer' a copy was made before the video went under lock and key. The original video is the hands of Australian authorities but the magazine claims that a bootleg copy has been made.
It says that the video has already been shown to "one potential buyer" and shows a "close-up" of Irwin's face that shows a "profound look of agony and shock" and that the Crocodile Hunter is 'bleeding profusely" from the attack.
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The magazine speculates that the video could demand huge amounts of money if it is indeed legitimate. One would think that a court could stop any video like this from ever being broadcast.
Saturday, November 25, 2006
A little poem
David Blaine is a pain
He went up a crane
He didn't fall and crash into a coma
What a shame.
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
The Truth comes out!!!
So that bit from the "sex tape" was fake after all!
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off of TMZ.com:
TMZ has learned that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will come together one more time to tell the public that they never made a sex tape.
Reps from the divorcing couple tell us that both Britney and Kevin want to put an end to rumors that K-Fed is out peddling a sex tape for some quick cash. They have agreed to jointly issue a statement, hoping to put an end to the flurry of stories that such a tape exists.
TMZ is told the statement will come out shortly.
Maybe Nicole is really getting better....
at least this inspires me to think so....Rachel Zoe never seemed much more than a leech to me...
And if Nicole is goin to surrond herself with positive people, will she be dumping Parasite again soon?
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off of Us magazine:
Richie Fires Stylist Rachel Zoe
WireImage.com
Nicole Richie is cleaning out her closet. Us has learned that, on November 14, the Simple Life star axed her personal stylist (and close confidante) of more than two years, Rachel Zoe. The reason? The size-0 Richie, 25, “wanted to surround herself with positive people and influences,” an insider says.
Apparently that didn’t include the controversial fashionista, 35, who has long been accused of promoting unhealthy body images (her roster of stick-thin clients includes Mischa Barton and Lindsay Lohan, both 20).
“Nicole didn’t trust Rachel anymore,” a Richie pal says of the firing. “Zoe didn’t take the news well.”
Zoe’s rep denies this, adding that the split was amicable.
In her place, Richie has hired Cristina Ehrlich – who has dressed Jessica Biel and Penelope Cruz – to pick an outfit for the November 21 American Music Awards, where the actress has been asked to introduce a performance by dad Lionel Richie.
Puke is only news when it involves Paris!!!
She doesn't like the taste of alcohol remember *cough liar cough* so she throws it back up, I guess.
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off of MSNBC:
By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC
To paraphrase Paris Hilton: that’s not hot.
The partying heiress was performing in Las Vegas, when she “puked” on stage, according to crooner Joshua Radin.
Radin was visiting Vegas with the cast of “Scrubs” and went to a nightclub to hear Jay-Z perform.
“Paris Hilton …was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good 5 hours,” Radin wrote on his MySpace site. “Now don’t get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every 6 minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing 18 inches from us.”
When Jay-Z left the stage, according to Radin, it was Hilton’s moment. “Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from [a] Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her ‘record’ on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs,” writes Radin. “She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves. . . I find the music business charming.”
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off of MSNBC:
By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC
To paraphrase Paris Hilton: that’s not hot.
The partying heiress was performing in Las Vegas, when she “puked” on stage, according to crooner Joshua Radin.
Radin was visiting Vegas with the cast of “Scrubs” and went to a nightclub to hear Jay-Z perform.
“Paris Hilton …was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good 5 hours,” Radin wrote on his MySpace site. “Now don’t get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every 6 minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing 18 inches from us.”
When Jay-Z left the stage, according to Radin, it was Hilton’s moment. “Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from [a] Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her ‘record’ on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs,” writes Radin. “She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves. . . I find the music business charming.”
Monday, November 20, 2006
Are they pulling a Pammy?
You know, where you get married 5, 7 hundred times.....How many damn ceremonies do you need? You tryin to please everybody, TC?
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off of Eonline:
Since their Scientology marriage was not recognized in Italy, Cruise and Holmes had "officialized" their union in Los Angeles before leaving the country, Cruise's rep said in a statement. According to the Insider, they will celebrate their marriage yet again in a Catholic ceremony once they return from their honeymoon.
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off of Eonline:
Since their Scientology marriage was not recognized in Italy, Cruise and Holmes had "officialized" their union in Los Angeles before leaving the country, Cruise's rep said in a statement. According to the Insider, they will celebrate their marriage yet again in a Catholic ceremony once they return from their honeymoon.
Ceremonial Kiss
Since we know now that they were married a week before in a civil ceremony in L.A., this isn't their first married kiss.....It must all be for the publicity!!! Doesn't Tom look all petite and delicate in Katie's arms?
In other news....
OMG, I have no words for this. Brit goes from one extreme to another, doesn't she? Now she's hanging out with Paris-skank.... 
Photo off of TMZ.com
Photo off of TMZ.com
Sorry to harp....
No, no, I'm not. This just gets more and more amusing with all the reports coming out...What the hell is so great about the Maldives anyway? Why not Maui or a nice place in Greece? WTF?
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This off of News.com.au:
Wedding a 'Scientology stunt'
By Fiona Hudson in London
November 21, 2006 01:23am
THE fairytale Italian wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes has been branded a stunt after the pair admitted they got hitched days before the celebrity bash.
Critics labelled the lavish ceremony a sham intended to promote the Church of Scientology.
Bracciano Mayor Patrizia Riccioni is considering taking back the honorary citizenship she offered the couple before they wed because the small village was so offended by the behaviour of Mr and Mrs Cruise.
"It would have been nice for them to stop and wave," she said.
A Catholic priest in the village, Father Nicola Fiorentini, said the town felt insulted.
"It wasn't a wedding at all. It was just for publicity," he said.
The bride and groom are believed to be honeymooning in the Maldives - joined by best man David Miscavige, who is the head of Scientology in the US.
It has emerged a Scientology adviser sat at every table during the reception at the Odescalchi Castle to answer questions guests had about the unusual ceremony.
A more puzzling question has popped up in the wake of the release of the wedding photo - how is it that it appears to show Cruise, 44, looking taller than his third wife? In most photos before the wedding, Holmes appears to be taller than the Mission Impossible star.
The happy couple were seen boarding a plane about 6am (Rome time) after the wedding, sent off by wedding guests looking tipsy and still dressed in their formal attire.
Jennifer Lopez reportedly ordered 12 pizzas at her hotel after the wedding.
Sunday, November 19, 2006
I am NOT the only one who thinks it!!!
There are a lot of other people who think that Cruise fuck-trophy Suri has a birthmark that's being treated also!!!
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off of celebrity-babies.com:
We've been very excited to see the new photos of Suri Cruise, 7 months old, taken this week leading up to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' wedding. These first candid photos of their baby are exciting for several reasons. The first is that we've been deprived of photos of her since her Vanity Fair debut, the second is that we've been deprived of candid photos of her up to this point, but thirdly because the photos reveal what may be the true reason Suri has been kept out of the public eye.
We'd like to call your attention to what appears to be a slight but distinctive birthmark located in the middle of her forehead between her eyes visible in several photos that was not visible in the Vanity Fair photos. It was rumored that there was a lot of airbrushing involved in her Vanity Fair shoot and this is what was probably airbrushed. In these new candid shots of her, her thick black hair is combed forward, most likely in an attempt to conceal the mark. Of course, it is also possible Suri fell and bruised her face.
We don't know what type of birthmark this is, but it's likely they have tried to have it removed or reduced because the color is very subtle.
From what we understand, there are three major types of birthmarks: port wine stains, hemangiomas, and vascular malformations. According to Birthmark.org and Birthmark.com, hemangiomas are reddish in color, 83% occur on the head and neck area, occur 5 times more often in females, appear at or shortly after birth, growing rapidly for first nine months and most stop growing by 18 months,can be raised, flat or both, responds to steroid treatment but only some respond to laser treatment.
Port wine stains are red or purple, can appear anywhere on body, are present at birth, don't grow, are flat at birth but may slightly thicken with age, do not respond to steroid treatment but do respond to laser treatment and can change color with hot or cold temperatures.
Does the red mark on Suri's forehead look like a birthmark to you?
If the seclusion and rumored airbrushing was because of this alleged birthmark, what are the specific reasons Tom and Katie kept Suri out of public? Were Tom and Katie afraid the public would focus in on the birthmark too much? Were they uncomfortable about it themselves? Could removal of the birthmark be another reason the wedding was delayed?
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off of celebrity-babies.com:
We've been very excited to see the new photos of Suri Cruise, 7 months old, taken this week leading up to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' wedding. These first candid photos of their baby are exciting for several reasons. The first is that we've been deprived of photos of her since her Vanity Fair debut, the second is that we've been deprived of candid photos of her up to this point, but thirdly because the photos reveal what may be the true reason Suri has been kept out of the public eye.
We'd like to call your attention to what appears to be a slight but distinctive birthmark located in the middle of her forehead between her eyes visible in several photos that was not visible in the Vanity Fair photos. It was rumored that there was a lot of airbrushing involved in her Vanity Fair shoot and this is what was probably airbrushed. In these new candid shots of her, her thick black hair is combed forward, most likely in an attempt to conceal the mark. Of course, it is also possible Suri fell and bruised her face.
We don't know what type of birthmark this is, but it's likely they have tried to have it removed or reduced because the color is very subtle.
From what we understand, there are three major types of birthmarks: port wine stains, hemangiomas, and vascular malformations. According to Birthmark.org and Birthmark.com, hemangiomas are reddish in color, 83% occur on the head and neck area, occur 5 times more often in females, appear at or shortly after birth, growing rapidly for first nine months and most stop growing by 18 months,can be raised, flat or both, responds to steroid treatment but only some respond to laser treatment.
Port wine stains are red or purple, can appear anywhere on body, are present at birth, don't grow, are flat at birth but may slightly thicken with age, do not respond to steroid treatment but do respond to laser treatment and can change color with hot or cold temperatures.
Does the red mark on Suri's forehead look like a birthmark to you?
If the seclusion and rumored airbrushing was because of this alleged birthmark, what are the specific reasons Tom and Katie kept Suri out of public? Were Tom and Katie afraid the public would focus in on the birthmark too much? Were they uncomfortable about it themselves? Could removal of the birthmark be another reason the wedding was delayed?
TomKat official wedding pic
And now, in her biggest starring and most challenging role ever, I give you
Mrs. Tom Cruise and her Martian.
Here's the two of them....you can see her wedding gown. It's supposed to be cream colored. Funny how she has to hunch over to accomodate his shortness.
off of People.com:
Mrs. Tom Cruise and her Martian.
Here's the two of them....you can see her wedding gown. It's supposed to be cream colored. Funny how she has to hunch over to accomodate his shortness.
off of People.com:
Saturday, November 18, 2006
A couple more pics
courtesy of Yahoo:
J Lo....
Katie kissing her freedom goodbye and embracing the slavery of the Cruise....
Fireworks fromthe castle after the ceremony...I thought this was a cool shot.
I'll post more pics as they come available, with this circus I am dying to see what Kate looked like in her dress.
Oh, here's a little blurb off of reuters:
Local authorities said this week Cruise, star of Hollywood hits like "Top Gun" and the "Mission: Impossible" trilogy, had not sought permission for a civil service, meaning the wedding could be purely ceremonial and have no legal value.
Scientologist weddings are similar to others, with rings, music and flowers. The bride wears white and the groom a dark suit. Italian tenor Andrea Bocelli was expected to sing Ava Maria during the celebrations.
The cost of the event was estimated at over 2 million euros ($2.5 million). The pair's outfits were designed by Giorgio Armani, who also created the bride's bouquet.
Pictures from the circus!!!
Starting to come in, now that the ceremony is over. according to reports, however, Italian officials won't recognize the couple as married until they have their civil obligations done, like the paperwork and maybe a civil ceremony. Let's see how this plays out. But here are some of the pics coming in (form Yahoo):
Posh as the Mad Hatter with RoBoTits...
Posh as the Mad Hatter with RoBoTits...Brooke Shields...
Will and Jada...
The oddest couple ever, Jenny and Jim...
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