Forget Madonna, Brits! Keep an eye on your children!

Michael Jackson wants to move to your neighborhood! *Shudder* Be afraid, be very afraid!!!

***

Michael Jackson says he wants to live in Britain

LONDON (AFP) - US pop icon Michael Jackson has told a newspaper here that he wants to live in Britain because he loves the country.
Speaking to the tabloid Daily Mirror in an interview published Thursday, Jackson also said he was working on a new album, his first since "Invincible" in 2001.
"I'm here in London on business for a couple of days. I love it here," said the singer, speaking as he visited the offices of the luxury department store, Harrods, where he was due to meet the owner, his good friend Mohamed Al Fayed.
"I'm looking for a place to live. I've always liked the UK and I just love the fans here," said Jackson, 47, who was photographed by the tabloid with a big grin on his face behind a pair of dark sun-glasses.
The Daily Mirror said Jackson would be looking at luxury properties in and around the British capital.
He also plans to look in Scotland and Ireland in a bid to re-create the funfair style ranch he built in California, it said.
Asked about his health, the singer told the tabloid: "I'm fine -- very well thanks. I'm feeling good."
In March, Jackson's spokeswoman denied a report in another British newspaper that the pop singer was looking for a new home in Britain.
05/25/2006 09:23 courtesy WENN

Time for another Tom is Bat-Shit Crazy Story

OF COURSE he's going to deny that Katie isn't feeling anything other than perfect! He does what he is best at, deny, deny, deny! His whole PR team demands that everything appear to be roses and cream, peaches and champagne! But I think reality is different. The public isn't as dumb as you think TOM and C of $$!!!

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Holmes Slams Depression Stories
Hollywood star Tom Cruise has lashed out at reports his fiancee Katie Holmes is suffering from post-natal depression following the birth of their daughter Suri last month (18APR06).
Several US and UK publications claimed this week (begs22MAY06) the Batman Begins beauty, 27, was "constantly in tears" since becoming a mother.
However, Cruise's publicist says, "Those reports are not true. Ms Holmes is doing wonderfully."
Scientologist Cruise's stance on treatment for post-natal depression is well known, after he publicly criticised actress Brooke Shields last year (05) for using anti-depressants to treat her baby blues after giving birth to her daughter Rowan in 2003.
Cruise insists post-partum depression sufferers can be cured without medication, saying, "You can use vitamins to help a woman through those things."
Shields fired back, "I'm going to take a wild guess and say that Mr Cruise has never suffered from post-partum depression. Tom should stick to saving the world from aliens and let women decide what treatment is best." (c) Copyright World Entertainment News Network.

Holy Crap! They can make a penis!

I mean, they made an artificial penis!!!

O_o

Britney wrote a poem?

I'm willing to go out on a limb and say that MAYBE Brit's finally taking control of her life. MAYBE.


SPEARS'S POETIC ATTACK ON FEDERLINE
BRITNEY SPEARS has hinted to fans she is ready to ditch husband KEVIN FEDERLINE, in a poem posted on her website.
She appears to attack "chains" Federline has placed upon her and the "manipulation" she has suffered for being "naive".
Her words also express her fears Federline will pass his bad behaviour onto their son SEAN PRESTON and the unborn child Spears is expecting.
The poem suggests the singer has regained her confidence - "my crown" - and is ready to take decisive action.
Posted on Britney's site on Saturday, it reads,

"No more chains/That you gave me/Enough of pain...
"Manipulation is the key/They screw it in/Because you're naive..
"You come to me now/Why do you bother?/Remember the bible/The sins of the father/What you do/You pass down/No wonder why/I lost my crown.
"You don't see me now/You ask yourself why my crown is back/ And it's way too high/ For you to be in my presence/Especially my son/You should bow down/I've only just begun..."

The poem was mysteriously removed from Britneyspears.com within hours of being posted, without explanation. 05/24/06 05:37 courtesy WENN

Morrisey on Eurovision?

That could be cool!


MORRISSEY WANTS TO ENTER EUROVISION
Singer MORRISSEY is considering representing the UK in next year's (07) Eurovision Song Contest, after witnessing the nation fail to win the prize for the ninth year in a row.
DAZ SAMPSON's rap TEENAGE LIFE came 19th out of 24 entries at the finals in Greece on Saturday night (20MAY06).
The UK hasn't won since KATRINA AND THE WAVES triumphed in 1997 with LOVE SHINE A LIGHT and the former SMITHS frontman is keen to help his home nation taste victory again.
Morrissey says, "I was horrified but no surprised to see the UK fail again in the Eurovision Song Contest and there is one question I keep an asking: 'Why didn't they ask me?' That question keeps going round my head." 05/24/06 05:37 courtesy WENN

More evidence that maybe Katie's ready to run

Maybe motherhood has made her re-evaluate her life a little. Personally, by the sounds of their pre-nup, Katie gets more $$$ if they never marry, which is why I'm convinced that that Katie will never officially be Mrs. Cruise or Mapother. Granted he's a freak anyway but he seems like a real control freak.

From MSNBC:

By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC

Is there trouble in TomKat land?
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes reportedly got into a big fight — that ended with Holmes deciding to take baby Suri to Ohio to introduce the infant to family and friends. Tom, who is rumored to have a rocky relationship with Holmes’ parents, won’t be joining them, according to Life & Style Weekly.
“He told Katie he wasn’t going, considering the bad relations between him and her family,” an “insider” told the mag. “Katie was really happy he said that, because she’d been afraid to admit to him that she didn’t want him to go.”
The couple allegedly had a “huge argument” which ended with Katie declaring, “I’m doing this and you can’t stop me.” Her rep denies the story.
Cruise reportedly decided to fly his fiancée and tot to Toledo, drop them off and fly back to pick them up.
The episode, however, may be giving Holmes second thoughts. A “confidant” of hers told the mag: “Katie’s very unhappy and beginning to realize she may have made a major mistake being with Tom.”

***
If his spokewhores routinely deny problems, is that a reliable way to say that those things are actually true?

So if TC's spokeswhores deny it, it must be true!

Katie's got the baby blues and finally might be seeing the light! And of course Tom wants to make nice with Brooke Shields, because she was right all along! Stupid boy....

off of MSN:

Katie Pooh-Poohs 'Baby Blues'

May 22, 2006

Is Katie Holmes in need of a heaping, helping dose of vitamins? Turns out it took just a month for the inevitable stories to appear speculating whether the silently birthing baby mama of Tom "Psychiatry is a Pseudoscience" Cruise is feeling a little down in the dumps.

First up is the London Sun, which recently claimed that the publicly perma-grinning mom of the still under-wraps Suri is "constantly in tears" and "seems emotional and very tired," touching off "fears she has the baby blues."

"Katie told pals it's natural for new moms to experience strong emotions," a "friend" is quoted as telling the tab.

In Touch also wonders whether the "increasingly lonely" Holmes has the "baby blues," maintaining in its latest issue that since Suri's arrival on April 18, she's been "feeling unhappy with her body and unsettled in her new life."

"Katie keeps it together in front of Tom, but when he's gone, she loses it," a source alleges to the mag.

Of course, postpartum rumblings were pretty much a given from the moment Katie showed off what would become the most scrutinized belly in Hollywood history. Cruise, as we all remember (and would desperately like to forget), railed against Brooke Shields for using antidepressants following the birth of her daughter Rowan in 2003.

"When you talk about postpartum, you can take people today, women, and what you do is you use vitamins," the L. Ron Hubbard-loving star explained to Billy Bush one year ago this week. "There is a hormonal thing that is going on, scientifically, you can prove that. But when you talk about emotional, chemical imbalances in people, there is no science behind that. You can use vitamins to help a woman through those things."

But before you wallow in the warm-fuzzy embrace of schadenfreude -- or form a conspiracy theory that the nursing bra-flashing semi-retired starlet will be miraculously cured by some Scientology-recommended Flintstone chewables, keep in mind that Cruise's hard-working spokesman says the "baby blues" talk is so much hooey.

"Those reports are not true," his rep insists to MSN Entertainment. "Ms. Holmes is doing wonderfully."

The same can be said for Shields, who was all smiles on Saturday as she stepped out for lunch at the Ivy in Santa Monica, Calif., with daughter Grier, who was reportedly born on the same day and just down the hall from where Suri made her debut.

According to Star, Cruise is now trying to make peace with his Paxil-popping nemesis, and as a first step sent an "enormous" bouquet of flowers and a congratulatory missive after Grier's birth (Brooke's rep confirms the fragrant delivery).

"Tom is ready to bury the hatchet," an insider tells the tab. "Katie and Brooke gave birth on the same day, and that bond really touched Tom."

Mike Wallace, however, shouldn't expect any floral arrangements from Cruise in the near future. In a sit-down this week with "Access Hollywood," the venerable "60 Minutes" newsman took the tireless proselytizer to task for his stance against head-shrinking.

"Tom simply does not know what he's talking about," says Wallace, who recently revealed his longtime battle against depression. "Scientology is a different thing, and God bless him. But he doesn't know his tail from third base about depression, simple as that."

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They make my ass tired

On again, off again, on again.......STOP THE MADNESS!!!!
What exactly does he actually do for a living, anyway?


Nicole Richie and Ex-Fiance Split Again
LOS ANGELES (AP) - After an on-off-on-again relationship, ``Simple Life'' star Nicole Richie and her ex-fiance Adam Goldstein have officially split.
``We are confirming that we have amicably separated,'' the pair said in a statement released Monday by Richie's publicist, Cindy Guagenti. They did not provide any details of the break-up.
Richie, 24, and Goldstein, a professional club DJ who goes by the name DJ AM, called off their engagement in December.
The two were spotted together again a few months later, and Richie confirmed their couple status in an interview for the June issue of Vanity Fair.
05/23/06 16:48 © Copyright The Associated Press. All rights reserved. The information contained In this news report may not be published, broadcast or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press.

It's OFFICIAL, Anniston fans!

You now have permission to let it go and put it all behind you, finally.

courtesy WENN:


ANISTON: 'DIVORCE IS GOOD'
JENNIFER ANISTON has shrugged off her divorce from BRAD PITT, insisting some people shouldn't stay married.
The actress was devastated after her marriage to Pitt ended last year (05) - but now accepts divorce was the best thing.
Aniston says, "Who knows if people should have stayed in relationships? My parents certainly shouldn't have stayed married - and they didn't. Other people have stayed married - and they shouldn't have." 05/23/06 05:44

It's ok....

Probably nobody wants to marry her either...

off of WENN:


BERRY: 'I'LL NEVER MARRY AGAIN'
HALLE BERRY will never marry again, because she doesn't trust her judgement in men.
After two failed marriages - to DAVID JUSTICE and ERIC BENET - the actress couldn't bear the pain for a third time.
But she does still dream of motherhood.
Berry, 39, says, "I never want to get married again. I've been married and divorced twice and it's not something I plan on repeating.
"I guess you could say I have bad taste in men. But I no longer feel the need to be someone's wife.
"I don't feel like I need to feel validated through being in a marriage. I feel pretty good being on my own.
"I do hope to have a child of my own with a guy that could be the father and have a lovely committed relationship.
"As I'm approaching 40, the desire to have something in my life that's more meaningful than movies and a career and working on them is becoming really important to me.
"I'm hoping something real will manifest itself in my life. Whether I'll have a child of my own or adopt, I'm not sure.
"I once though, you can't have children if you're not married. I thought it would be just wrong. Now I realise it's not wrong. The most important thing is I would be a good mother.
"My mother was alone and raised me and I turned out ok." 05/23/06 05:44

Whatever.....

courtesy WENN

If it makes you $$$ I guess...


SONY LINE UP DA VINCI 'PREQUEL'
Hollywood bosses are so thrilled with THE DA VINCI CODE's performance at the box office during its opening weekend, they are already planning to turn another DAN BROWN thriller into a movie.
Despite controversy and poor reviews, the film achieved the second best opening weekend of all time, taking $224 million (GBP119 million) worldwide.
Sony Pictures Entertainment vice-chairman JEFF BLAKE has revealed the studio is already looking at ANGELS AND DEMONS, Brown's third novel, which is about secret society the Illuminati, the Vatican and a quest for the world's most powerful energy source.
Blake says, "We are very interested in filming Angels and Demons. We hope that the relationship with Dan Brown will be a long one. That could be the next project." 05/23/06 05:44

The Golden Child soon to arrive!

Anxiously waiting!!! Any time now! (Make it June 6th!!!)

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Brad Pitt Skips Cannes; Baby Is 'Imminent'
PARIS (AP) - Brad Pitt sent an e-mail to the Cannes Film Festival on Tuesday saying he was unable to attend because of the ``imminent arrival'' of his new baby.
Henri Behar, who moderates Cannes' news conferences, read a message from Pitt, who has been in Namibia with his ``Mr. & Mrs. Smith'' co-star, Angelina Jolie, awaiting the birth of the couple's first child.
``With the imminent arrival of the newest addition to our family, I am unable to join Alejandro, Cate, Gael and the rest of the cast and crew in introducing'' his new film, ``Babel,'' the 42-year-old actor said in the message.
``I am tremendously proud of `Babel' and want to congratulate everyone involved for this great achievement,'' Pitt said.
In ``Babel,'' directed by Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, Pitt plays a husband and father trying to cope with a crisis on vacation in Morocco. Cate Blanchett plays Pitt's wife, and the film also stars Gael Garcia Bernal.
Jolie's children, Maddox and Zahara, have legally had their surname changed to Jolie-Pitt.
05/23/06 12:49 © Copyright The Associated Press. All rights reserved. The information contained In this news report may not be published, broadcast or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press.

You know, $$$ usually is the deal-breaker...

from msnbc.com:


By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC
Updated: 1:41 a.m. CT May 23, 2006

Why did Britney Spears really dump Kabbalah?
The pop star revealed on her Web site that she was ditching the trendy religion for motherhood. “I no longer study Kaballah,” she recently wrote, “my baby is my religion.” (“Kabbalah” has a variety of spellings that are considered acceptable.)
But her split from the trendy offshoot of Jewish mysticism may have more to do with the bottom line.

“She’s tired of the way [Kabbalah leaders] kept hassling her for money,” says a well-placed source. “Actually, it was mostly her mother’s decision. They were always asking Britney to tithe [donate a percentage of her salary]. There was a lot of pressure, and finally her mom said, ‘Enough is enough’.”
Spears’ one-time mentor, Madonna, introduced her to Kabbalah and reportedly has donated millions of dollars to the Kabbalah Centre.
A Kabbalah spokeswoman didn’t return calls and Spears’ rep told The Scoop she has no idea why the singer left the religion, and hasn’t asked.

Midget Simpson au Naturel

Yep, just your plain old ordinary corn-fed heffer. I'm telling you, stylists just don't get enough credit.

Drink up and celebrate! It's been 200 years!!!

But hell, I never needed to make up a reason to have a drinky drink!

Wow, I didn't know they were expecting again!

Maybe it's the old magic trick of where's the baby....oh *poof* here it is!


Penn Jillette, Wife Welcome Baby Boy
LAS VEGAS (AP) - After naming their first-born girl Moxie CrimeFighter last June, comedian Penn Jillette and wife came up with something a bit more mainstream for their new son - Zolten Penn, who was born Monday.
``Zolten is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog,'' Jillette, the 51-year-old larger half of the comedy-and-magic duo Penn & Teller, said in a statement.
Jillette left in the middle of his daily radio show on the CBS/Free FM network to be with his wife, 40-year-old Emily, in a Las Vegas hospital Monday afternoon, publicist Glenn Alai said.
Zolten Penn Jillette weighed 8 pounds, 13 ounces.
Penn & Teller perform nightly at the Rio hotel-casino in Las Vegas and star in their own television show in its fourth season on Showtime.
05/22/06 21:14 © Copyright The Associated Press. All rights reserved. The information contained In this news report may not be published, broadcast or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority of The Associated Press.

So the Breakup rumors were wrong again....

That's it, i'm tried of these two already.
but.....IT'S ON!!!

RICHIE AND GOLDBERG TO WED
NICOLE RICHIE and ADAM 'DJ AM' GOLDBERG are planning to marry, according to socialite's famous father LIONEL RICHIE.
On the same day US reports claimed the pair had split for the second time in five months, Richie told reporters in London they will marry and he will provide the entertainment.
Speaking at the Prince's Trust charity concert on Saturday (21MAY06), the HELLO hitmaker revealed, "I told her, 'Honey, you do what you want and just send me the bill.'
"Of course I am going to be there for her, and I'll be singing - there's no way I couldn't. I'm really happy that it's working out for her."
Richie and Goldberg have been dating since 2003. They split in December last year, but reunited earlier this year (06). On Friday a US publication alleged Goldberg had dumped Richie. 05/22/06 03:33 (Courtesy WENN)

Now that's just funny!!!

Another supermodel attack, this time Kate beating the shit out of Pete!

Priceless!

(courtesy WENN)

MOSS BEAT UP DOHERTY OVER BLOOD PRANK
KATE MOSS beat up on-off boyfriend PETE DOHERTY in a mad frenzy after reading how he sprayed his blood at two MTV cameramen.
The supermodel summoned the BABYSHAMBLES frontman to her north London home and set on him after reading about his antics after a gig in Berlin, Germany last week (ends12MAY06).
After arriving at her St John's Wood pad at 5 am Moss began kicking and punching him in the street.
Doherty says, "She was angry about the blood spraying thing. She beat the crap out of me. She layed into me punching and kicking.
"I'm alright, but she hurt my finger. I couldn't do anything back, because she's a girl." 05/22/06 03:33

Yeah, they'll take her shootin alright....

She'll go on those long weekend huntin trips with Jeb and Bubba.....

(courtesy WENN)


LONGORIA BECOMES A SHOOTING TARGET
Actress EVA LONGORIA is being wooed by America's National Rifle Association (NRA) after she spoke of her love of guns.
The DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES star thrilled firearms fans when she revealed her passion for shooting, and now the NRA are keen to make her the 'face' of their association.
She previously said, "I love shooting guns. I've been shooting since I was five with my dad. We used to go target shooting all the time."
A senior NRA member says, "We get a lot of criticism but if Eva was among our ranks then that would all stop." 05/22/06 03:33

Weren't 3 Die Hards enough?!

Honestly! Somebody stop the madness!!! HOW old is Willis getting to be?

(courtesy WENN)
WILLIS CONFIRMS DIE HARD 4 NEARLY READY TO ROLL
Hollywood actor BRUCE WILLIS yesterday (19MAY06) announced film-makers are ready to start shooting a fourth DIE HARD movie, and they hope to have it in cinemas next year (07).
Speaking at the Cannes Film Festival in France, Willis - who stars as policeman JOHN McCLANE in the Die Hard films - revealed the highly-anticipated sequel is expected to start filming soon.
He said, "We're as close as we've ever got to getting Die Hard 4 started.
"It won't be called Die Hard 4 but that will be the story. Hopefully it will be out next summer."
The movie's plot had to be rewritten after last year's (05) Hurricane Katrina tragedy - the original screenplay involved an oil tanker explosion that sends huge waves flooding into New Orleans, Louisiana.
Die Hard was released in 1988 and made Willis a star. Two sequels followed - DIE HARD 2: DIE HARDER in 1990 and DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE in 1995. 05/22/06 03:33

By request!!!

Here is the link to Silvia Night's homepage

she is crazy coolfunny & definitely check her out!!!

Classic funny! (Thank you to MK at DListed for the video link!)

At least TC isn't claiming to be normal!

CRUISE BANS TV AND COMPUTER GAMES
TOM CRUISE is strict when it comes to raising his two eldest children - barring them from watching TV and playing computer games.
The star's adopted children with former wife NICOLE KIDMAN - ISABELLA, 13, and CONNOR, 11 - are also expected to help out around the house.
The kids, who are home-schooled by tutors from the Church of Scientology, are also encouraged to spend time outdoors.
He explains, "The kids have no computer games. And absolutely no television. None.
"They can listen to music and read just about any book they want, and they can choose the movies they want to see on the weekends, within reason.
"They also have chores, because I want them to know that it's important to work. I had a job when I was eight years old delivering newspapers.
"So for me, it's like: You want a clean room? Then you've got to clean your room. No one is going to do it for you." 05/21/06 09:19 courtesy WENN

Yet one more waste of Britney's $$$$

What a tool.


SPEARS' PET SHARKS
BRITNEY SPEARS' husband KEVIN FEDERLINE has added some ferocious new members to their growing family - a shiver of sharks living in a giant tank.
The TOXIC singer, who is pregnant with the couple's second child after giving birth to son SEAN PRESTON last year (05), is terrified of the white sharks which are growing bigger by the day.
She says, "Kevin's sharks are the size of my arm. He feeds them tons of shrimp and they're getting bigger.
"I'm scared. They're white sharks, but they're not Great Whites." 05/21/06 09:19 courtesy WENN

I still love Annie Lennox.

Glad to see her being recognized.


LENNOX HONOURED BY SCOTTISH ACADEMY
Former EURYTHMICS star ANNIE LENNOX has been hailed as an inspiration to music students after being named as the Royal Scottish Academy Of Music And Drama's (RSAMD) latest honorary doctorate recipient.
The singer, who will be joined by MRS BROWN actor BILLY CONNOLLY and Celtic music mogul IAN GREEN, will receive the award at the academy's summer graduation ceremony in Glasgow on 4 July (06).
RSAMD principal JOHN WALLACE praises Lennox for the impressive example she sets to those hoping to forge a career in music.
He says, "The academy is living through exciting times and the presence of Annie Lennox, Billy Connolly and Ian Green will send an important message of encouragement to our students from the peaks of the professional attainment - you can do it too."
Lennox can add the prize to an already impressive trophy cabinet, which boasts four Grammy Awards, seven Brit Awards, a Golden Globe and an Academy Award. 05/21/06 09:19 courtesy WENN

Get in line now ladies! Nick's on the hunt!!!

No pushing or Shoving!!!


LACHEY'S WIFE HUNT
JESSICA SIMPSON's estranged husband NICK LACHEY is such a romantic, he is already on the hunt for a new wife to lavish with affection.
The former 98 DEGREES singer has a gaping hole in his life since Simpson split up with him in November (05), and he needs a new bride to fill it.
He says, "I'm a romantic at heart.
"I don't want to be a serial marrier, but at the same time, I just can't imagine not being married again. I'm wet." 05/21/06 09:19 courtesy WENN

So now we know how much Moss costs!

She's an expensive hooker!


MOSS KISS COSTS $108,000
KATE MOSS happily engaged in a lesbian kiss with British socialite JEMIMA KHAN for a charity donation of GBP60,000 ($108,000).
The supermodel, who was dogged by controversy after she was photographed snorting cocaine last year (05), was due to kiss business tycoon PHILIP GREEN after he paid for the pleasure at a recent charity auction for the Hoping Foundation For Palestinian Refugee Children.
But Green declined to accept a passionate one-minute kiss from Moss in the presence of his wife TINA, so he handed the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to the person he outbid - HUGH GRANT's girlfriend Khan. 05/21/06 09:19 courtesy WENN


Ewww.....would you want to put your lips to hers knowing she used that mouth to blow Pete Doherty?

Katie Holmes then & now

After Baby




After TC

Before TC




think she's changed much?







and if you wondered what she looked like before Tom under her clothes...

HERE (NSFW)

Odd Pictures

Roseanne & Alexis, but which is which?

Nicole Richie pulls a Britney

Elton John feels comfortable in his new clothes, at last

Owen Wilson tries to pull a Britney!

I love this guy, but I need to train him to lose the country! And goddammmm he's goodlookin! like to taste him and see if he really is butterscotch!

*****

(courtesy WENN)
WILSON KICKED OUT OF MARKET
WEDDING CRASHERS star OWEN WILSON was thrown out of a market in the US, after entering the grocery store without shoes.
The Hollywood funnyman was with his brother, actor LUKE WILSON, in their hometown of Austin, Texas, when the incident occurred.
The pair were attempting to shop at upscale grocery store Whole Foods on 11May (06).
The 37-year-old left his shoes at home and tried to sneak past the stores security guard bare-footed.
A sources tells US publication In Touch, "Owen noticed the security guard looking at his bare feet, so he ran up and down the aisle trying to evade him.
"The officer managed to track him down and escort him out of the store."
Wilson was able to continue his shopping when a fan lent him a pair of flip-flops to wear. 05/19/06 18:56

Ok....Sometimes stars just give waaaaay too much info

I mean, Hugh Jackman is hot, but IRL he has to be the biggest dork. And I just don't really want to know about his sexual antics!

maybe a little.
******


JACKMAN'S NEW FILM IMPROVES SEX LIFE
Hollywood star HUGH JACKMAN credits his latest movie FOUNTAIN with spicing up his sex life.
Jackman claims his bedroom performance has improved since getting intimate with RACHEL WEISZ, because the role demanded he become an expert in the art of tantric sex.
The Australian took on the tantric challenge by adopting a strict exercise regime and he spent over a year getting to grips with yoga and t'ai chi.
Jackman says, "My wife said, ''Does this mean we are going to have the lotus position in bed now?' I'm ready to explore it. I haven't explored the tantra yet. But we're going to." 05/19/06 18:56

Mike Wallace just calls it as he sees it

And I love a guy who stands up and says Tom Cruise is a dumbass!

ok he didn't go that far...
*****
off of the National Ledger:


Mike Wallace Rips Tom Cruise: 'No Idea What He' Talking About'
By Jennifer Cox May 20, 2006

Mike Wallace is set to take a quasi retirement from the news business as the veteran CBS broadcaster, who turns 88 on Tuesday, officially becomes "correspondent emeritus" at the end of this month. So on the way out, he's speaking his mind.
How about a Cruise-Wallace Interview? (Image: NBC)
One of those in the cross hairs, actor and Scientologist Tom Cruise and he flat out says, "Tom simply does not know what he is talking about."
The anchor has slammed the actor for campaigning against anti-depressants and psychiatry reports Contact Music UK. And I'm guessing Wallace wouldn't' mind taking on Cruise in a Matt Lauer type interview.
***
CMUK gives the details:
The 60 Minutes host, who has long suffered from crippling depression, claims Cruise can't credibly speak about the issue, because he hasn't experienced it. As a devout Scientologist, the actor doesn't believe in medication or counseling to treat depression.
Wallace says, "Tom simply does not know what he is talking about. Scientology is a different thing and God bless him. "But he doesn't know his tail from third base about depression. Simple as that."
The newsman recently admitted that he attempted to take his own life two decades ago and claims he has gone public about his suicide attempt in order to help others. He adds, "I had never come clean about the suicide business and I thought to myself, 'Yeah, look, I've had 20 extraordinary years since that episode.'"
***
Wallace has stated that he won't give up work altogether - maybe an interview with Cruise should be in the works.

You can watch the whole "Trapped in the Closet" episode for free here.

WHAT is she thinking?!

You HAVE to look at the photo gallery. Is she a lush? Is she trying to kill SPF? Is she just another dumbass celebrity? C'mon, she knows better than to wear huge ass honkin shoes AND draggin jeans! But apparently not! Stupid girl.

*****

The web-enabled stalkerazzi at TMZ.com have just posted a photo gallery of Britney Spears' latest infant-vs-gravity "mishap," a brief near-fumble of Sean Preston, the toddler who seems doomed to be the most perpetually endangered offspring in celebritydom until Lindsay Lohan gives birth to a baby made entirely of cocaine. TMZ describes the scene thusly:
We're told Britney was holding a drink in her right hand and Sean in her left as she maneuvered through a crowd of onlookers. Britney moves through the crowd and then she suddenly trips, the baby's head goes backward and his hat flies off his head. Britney regained her balance and the baby seemed ok.
Quite frankly, all of the chatter about Spears' seemingly insufficient parenting skills--based on an isolated incident in which she asked her son to drive a getaway car and an equally isolated incident in which the baby was the victim of a tragic high-chair malfunction--is overblown. As the photos demonstrate, she's learned from her minor hiccups of responsibility and contracted the needed back-up, hiring a full-time (and handsomely mustachioed, we might add) infant-impact prevention specialist to trail her at all times. (courtesy Defamer.com)

Didn't they just split up?

WTF? I'd swear I JUST heard Richie decided it was best to split.
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RICHARDS TO JOIN SAMBORA ON BON JOVI TOUR
LATEST: Actress DENISE RICHARDS has slammed reports she has split with new boyfriend RICHIE SAMBORA, and is flying out to meet him on Friday (19MAY06), according to media reports in the US.
The actress will fly to Dublin, Ireland where Sambora is set to perform with BON JOVI on Saturday (20MAY06) on their HAVE A NICE DAY tour.
Richards' representative hit out at reports the couple have broken-up insisting, "Denise and Richie are still together."
A source tells American publication Us Weekly the actress will leave her two young children, SAM, two, and LOLA, 11 months, with her parents while she goes on the trip.
Bon Jovi have a break after their show in Dublin and the couple will reportedly spend a romantic weekend together in Europe.
Richards recently reached an agreement with estranged husband CHARLIE SHEEN, extending her temporary restraining order against the actor.
Sambora is embroiled in his own divorce battle with estranged wife HEATHER LOCKLEAR.
The rocker was recently quoted telling fans in Germany that he was "single and ready to party."
A source close to Sambora says, "Richie was just being a rock star. His public and private personae are different.
"When you're a rock star, being carefree is part of the game." 05/18/06 03:10 (courtesy WENN)

And as one side of the scale goes up....the other goes down...

Keira Knightley may not be as smart as she seems.

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KEIRA KNIGHTLEY JOINS KABBALAH
British actress KEIRA KNIGHTLEY is the latest convert to MADONNA's mystical Jewish faith Kabbalah.
The PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN star has been snapped wearing a red string bracelet - used by followers to protect them from the evil eye.
She follows a long list of celebrity Kabbalahists including DEMI MOORE, ELIZABETH TAYLOR and STELLA McCARTNEY. (thanks WENN)

Now, I can see Elizabeth Taylor, she's close to death and clutching straws...Demi is weird anyway and Stella....well....whatever. But Keira must really be losing it.

There is justice! South Park rules!!!

CRUISE LOSES SOUTH PARK BATTLE

TOM CRUISE has lost his fight to stop an episode of SOUTH PARK mocking his Scientology beliefs being shown in the UK.
The TRAPPED IN A CLOSET episode, which shows a cartoon version of Cruise being locked inside a cupboard, was shown at London's National Film Theatre on Monday (15MAY06).
The show was originally taken off air by British TV network Channel 4 in January (06) amid complaints.
Organisers were thrilled the actor failed in his attempts to stop the free screening, which accompanied a talk given by creators MATT STONE and TREY PARKER, insisting it was a display of free speech.
A spokesman said, "If we were charging there may have been legal problems, but it was a free event, so it should be fine."
After the screening, free copies of Trapped In A Closet were handed out. 05/18/06 03:10 off of WENN

you can watch the entire episode here for free.

what do you think they talk about?

off of WENN:


PITT ANGRY OVER MOTHER'S FRIENDSHIP WITH ANISTON
Hollywood star BRAD PITT is upset his mother JANE is still in touch with his ex-wife JENNIFER ANISTON, according to his younger brother DOUG.
Doug, 39, tells British magazine Star that Jane speaks to the former FRIENDS star on the phone once a week - nearly 18 months after the couple's shock split in January 2005.
Although Pitt has swiftly moved on to a new relationship with his MR AND MRS SMITH co-star ANGELINA JOLIE and is now a father to adopted children MADDOX and ZAHARA MARLEY, Jane is yet to cut off her former daughter-in-law Aniston.
Doug says, "Brad is not happy about Mom talking to Jennifer.
"He feels that Mom should move on now, and cut the link that was there. But she is in a difficult position - she has great affection for Jennifer - born out of the fact Brad once loved her and did marry her."
Pitt and Jolie are expecting their first biological child together this month (MAY06). 05/17/06 03:04

MI3 + TC = so what

off of WENN:


CRUISE TO BLAME FOR POOR M:I3 OPENING, SAYS FORMER AGENT
TOM CRUISE is responsible for the poor box office performance of MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III, according to his former agent RON MEYER.
The film took a disappointing $48 million (GBP27 million) in its opening weekend at the US box-office, falling well short of industry forecasts.
In 2000, MISSION IMPOSSIBLE:II scooped a massive $57 million (GBP32 million), despite lower ticket prices.
And Meyer claims the hype surrounding Cruise's relationship with KATIE HOLMES and his infamous appearance on OPRAH WINFREY's talk show is to blame.
Meyer says, "When the public learns too much about a star, it's dangerous. You're hiring a mystique. No one is as attractive as they are portrayed." 05/17/06 03:04


well DUH!!!

Blaine's bullshit aquarium

Fucker should have drowned, it would have been more entertaining!!!

CRAP!!!! TOTAL CRAP!!! HE DIDN"T EVEN MAKE 8 1/2 minutes!!! It was 7 minutes, 8 seconds! HE had someone holding his nose the last seconds, he wasn't even holding his breath himself!!! TOTAL CRAP!!! WASTE OF TIME!!!
He DID NOT break the record! Blaine only proved that he's STILL A DOUCHEBAG!!!!

oh yeah...that's a week of media hype taken away from my life and I want it back dammit!

MI:3......not so profitable

it hasn't done as well as expected, probably many reasons why...took too long after MI:2 was released, TC's pushing his C of $$ crap down everyone's throats and ppl getting really sick of it....people sick of his stupidity in general......the studio can't be too pleased, somehow I think they were expecting more.


link courtesy of eonline.com

No party yet

once again, vincent fox flip flops and totally proves that a businessman cannot run a country.

K-Fool gets babysat!!!

point & laugh if you see him!


sorry for no pic, i'm at my real job right now

Pack up and go party!

It's all legal in Mexico now!


And have yerself a merry little christmas!

so K-Fool doesn't know Brit's pregs?

is it even his then? or did she kick him out?



oh yeah, as of today, I've officially put in the definition for 'snarcotic' on urban dictionary so it's MINE! take that! HA!


I also put a decent def up for snarkalicious too.

Learning with Pink!

find out about doing a bump, courtesy of PINK and dlisted.com!

*here's a hint: doing a small line of coke off your thimb!*

so all those religious people pretending to pray are really doing a bump! HA!

Nigga please!

what year is this? Honestly.

off of yahoo.

The Greatest Festival EVER!

Really! It's the Japanese penis festival!!! I WANT TO GO!!!!

How cool is that? I want to go to the prostitute shrine while I'm over there too!

IT"S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!

TomKat had the Tom Kitten today, tuesday...kiss your ass goodbye! They named the poor future grade-school dropout 'Suri' with the best intentions I am sure.....but think about it.....Suri Cruise? I think they meant Syracuse! Honestly!

Dude looks like a lady.....

Kalan Porter looks like a GIRL!!!! It can't be denied! This kid is a future transsexual waiting to happen! It's Jennifer Aniston as a pre-teen, I'm TELLING YOU!!!!