Hell hath Froze Over, y'all!

Is Pari$ite with him cuz he's the Sperminator?

Check out this site!!!

If you havn't seen it yet, it's the latest HOT SHIT on the web and pretty dammm funny!!!

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?

Maybe this is better....

Yes? No?

Wait, I know! With the kitty head!

How about Foo Cho? I like it with Foo Kitty's head!!!

FOO CHO GANGSTA!!!

WORSHIP THE HOTNESS!!!

Yes, I am a warped, twisted human being with a morbid sense of humor. Thanks for noticing.

WORSHIP THE HOTNESS DAMMIT!!!

*Falls Over From Laughter*

Larry Dickhead swingin both ways!!!

off of I'm Not Obsessed:

Larry Birkhead’s secret gay lover has sold the scoop about their relationship to Star Magazine. His name is Kerrick Ross and I am not sure how much money he got paid… but BOY did he spill the beans.

“I was Larry Birkhead’s secret gay lover! America doesn’t know the whole story about Larry Birkhead. He apparently had sex with Anna Nicole and fathered her baby, but there is no question: He also had sex with me!”

Curious where they met? ME TOO! Apparently, they met at a cocktail party in Louisville a few years ago. Kerrick has been ‘out’ for a very long time. He confessed that Larry asked him to keep quiet about the affair.

“We were together for about two months and had sex eight to 10 times, always at my apartment. He often spent the whole night with me. I had been ‘out’ for a long time, but Larry was not out of the closet — and he was terrified about his family, who were devout Southern Baptists, finding out he was having a gay relationship.

He was especially afraid of his father finding out. He said, ‘If my Dad knew about this, he would kill me!’

Obviously Birkhead’s lawyers are saying this is simply untrue.

Don Ho dead at 76!!

My parents used to torture me with this song....but I'm gonna miss this guy!

Is Blohan gettin her Lezzz on?

This off of JJ's Blog:

Celebrity stories told like no other. None of the information comes from 'sources' it comes directly from the horses mouth, Jonathan Jaxson. Jaxson is a former Hollywood publicist turned blogger and upcoming author.

Lindsay Lohan dating DJ Friend Samantha Ronson

Yes, it is true. At least from all my sources. I have been part of 5 cover stories for the National Enquirer regarding Lindsay Lohan. She actually has always been quite open. I would love to name all the young Hollywood she has slept with, but I will keep that for the 'book.' Maybe she was tired of the boys and that is why she decided to spice it up with BFF Samantha Ronson. Here she gets a boy and a girl packaged all into one. Now I would have no bad things to say about either if Samantha wasn't deeply involved in alcohol and drugs. Not the best influence for a rehabbed Lindsay Lohan.

There you go, kids!

Larry Dickhead is the father! Well good for him. Now he has free reign to take total advantage and even try to get a piece of Anna Nicole's claim on Marshall's $$$. Don't even try to convince me that he wasn't in this for the $$$.....if this had been anybody else, espcially an ugly chick, he would have been running hard in the other direction.

Personally, I feel very badly for Howard K. He's about to lose all connection that he had with Anna Nicole and I think he loved her. I think he did his best to do as she asked. I really feel badly for the guy.

off of TMZ.com:

Larry Birkhead told TMZ he plans to contact Howard K. Stern in the next hour and take him up on his offer made during the news conference to see Dannielynn -- and he'd like to see her this evening.

Ron Rale, Howard's longtime friend/lawyer, says "Howard has already called Larry's hotel twice since the hearing to ask him to come over tonight, but hasn't been able reach him." Rale adds, "Howard not only wants Larry, but Larry's entire family that is in the Bahamas to come over this evening to start getting to know Dannielynn."

Rale adds Howard wants Larry to come over as much as possible to make the transition. Sources say the transition will probably take between two and four weeks. Rale says Howard has been in contact with professionals to obtain advice on how to transition in the healthiest way for Dannielynn.

Tip o' the Week

I figure I'll try this new feature, a weekly (or maybe monthly, havn't decided yet) beauty tip that works and is inexpensive. If you have a tip you'd like to share, email me at spin_sycle@yahoo.com with 'tip of the week' in your subject line.

Here's this one that I've run across a coupla times and plan to try out soon:

Treat cellulite with coffee grinds! You can do this even if you don't drink coffee, I know there are some Starbucks that bag up their coffee grinds and you can have them for free. I'd suggest heating them up in the microwave for use. You could also use those grinds in certain plants, like citrus plants or some houseplants to help them grow.

Cellulite Buster

Those expensive cellulite creams have one ingredient in common: caffeine! You can make your own cellulite treatment with caffeinated coffee grounds that works beautifully. Here’s how:
The used grounds work better if they’re warm.

1. Put some newspaper on the floor of your bathroom.

2. Mix about a quarter-cup of warm used coffee grounds with a tablespoon or so of olive oil. Stand on the paper and apply the coffee mixture to your cellulite areas using your hands or a loofah mitt. Don’t worry if a lot of the coffee mixture falls to the floor; enough will stick to your skin to do the trick.

3. Wrap the area in plastic wrap and allow to remain on for several minutes.

4. Remove wrap and brush off excess coffee mixture. Shower with warm water.

5. This procedure is most effective when repeated twice a week.

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Spin's final rinse: Why spend more $$$ than you have to?

This makes me laugh

I mean really...there are so many people trying to capitalize on Anna Nicole's death.....it just makes me laugh.

off of splashnews:

Debra Opri has responded to the itemized legal bill submitted to Larry Birkhead, releasing this statement:

“One can only imagine from whom and for what purposes these stories were started. I cannot comment on unauthenticated documents which were disseminated to the media under suspicious circumstances, and which are covered by the attorney-client privilege. I can assure you, however, that all of the fees and expenses incurred on behalf of Mr. Birkhead were reasonable, necessary, and appropriate, given the complexity and magnitude of this very high profile case that was litigated in two different states and a foreign country. Out of respect for Mr. Birkhead, I cannot comment further at this time.”

Jezus Goddammm Tapdancin Kriiist

Heroin buddies?

Pam looks ordinary without makeup and Courtney looks normal for her, which would be stoned. BTW, I've included a pic of Courtney in a bikini....because it makes me feel better about me.

Her midsection seriously makes me want to hurl. Seriously. Oh the ravages of drugs and alcohol and whatever else she's done to herself.

ANS Results...

Dammmbuh she was on a lot of shit. A LOT!!! Here is the offical autopsy report, courtesy of the smoking gun:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0326071anna1.html

Off of Msnbc.com:

DANIA BEACH, Fla. - Anna Nicole Smith accidentally overdosed on at least nine prescription drugs — including a powerful sleep syrup she was known to swig out of the bottle — after a miserable last few days in which she endured stomach flu, a 105-degree fever, pungent sweating and an infection on her buttocks from repeated injections.

In a detailed autopsy report released Monday, a medical examiner noted the former Playboy playmate refused to go to a hospital three days before her Feb. 8 death. She chose to ride out her illness in a hotel suite littered with pill bottles, soda cans, SlimFast, nicotine gum and an open box of Tamiflu tablets.

Broward County Medical Examiner Dr. Joshua Perper found that in the days leading up to her death, Smith, 39, had been taking large amounts of the seldom prescribed sedative chloral hydrate, which also contributed to the 1962 overdose death of Smith’s idol, Marilyn Monroe.

Police found no apparent signs of foul play, and the medical examiner also ruled Smith’s death probably was not a suicide because people who take their own lives typically use much more lethal drugs than chloral hydrate.

Smith perhaps unaware of lethal drug combos
Rather, he said, Smith might have been simply unaware that the sedative could be fatal in combination with multiple other prescriptions she was taking in normal doses for anxiety, depression and insomnia.

Contributing factors included her weakened condition from a stomach flu and fever brought on by a pus-filled infection on her buttocks from repeated injection of other drugs.

for the rest of the story, follow this link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17788386/

PUT ME IN THE WAAY BACK MACHINE!!!

I found this and for the sake of nostaglia, I HAD TO POST IT!!!!

Don't tell me that Britney Spears didn't get all her moves and sound and shit from Vanity 6. Can you believe these bitches should be around 50 now???

Vanity 6 - Nasty Girl
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Is Lindsay Lohan Schmokin?

off of NinjaDude.com:

I’d like to think the object clutched between Lohan’s pointer finger and thumb contains tobacco, but in the year 2007 I don’t know of any Hollywood starlets that like to roll their own cigarettes. Lindsay was spotted partying at Stereo nightclub during her recent NYC party trip, and an anonymous tipster e-mailed this sneaky shot of her mid-toke.

Sounds like some creative inspiration for her disc jockey venture! Lindsay has been on the wheels of steel a lot lately…and I know marijuana is often considered a safe alternative to alcohol. Spark it up, yo!

You heard it here!

Even though the official report comes out monday, resources have been pooled to find out what killed Anna Nicole before!!! Remember, we already know she had an enlarged liver...

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off of the National Enquirer:

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: ANNA NICOLE SMITH DIED WITH TOXIC LEVEL OF SLEEPING MEDICATION IN HER SYSTEM
Anna Nicole Smith died with a toxic level of the sleeping medication chloral hydrate in her system.

In a joint newsgathering operation, the National ENQUIRER and Star magazine have solved the mystery of the former Playboy model's death and provide a detailed portrait of her final days.

The world exclusive details come days before Broward County, Fla., Chief Medical Examiner Joshua Perper will hold a press conference to announce the former Playboy Playmate's cause of death.

The ENQUIRER and Star have also learned that Anna Nicole had a raging blood infection. The infection was caused by an unsterilized needle and contributed to her death.

The infection was so serious, it would have killed her if she had not overdosed.

Contrary to speculation, tests show Anna Nicole did not have methadone or any other painkilling drug in her system at the time of her death.

The ENQUIRER learned that just before she left the Bahamas for Florida on February 5, three days before she died, Anna Nicole received an injection in her left buttock.

Tests did not reveal what that substance was.

"As she boarded the plane for Miami, Anna Nicole developed a painful abscess at the site of the injection," said a source with knowledge of the case. "The needle wasn't sterile. The pain kept getting worse as the abscess got larger and larger very quickly."

From Miami, Anna Nicole and her live-in lawyer Howard K. Stern traveled to Hollywood, Fla. The pain from the abscess became excruciating and Anna Nicole developed a high fever.

By the time she got to the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino her fever was 105.

Anna Nicole, unaware that her blood was being poisoned by infection, had also developed a second infection from a virulent form of norovirus, which causes intestinal problems.

It was at this point that Anna Nicole — and her entourage — made a fatal mistake. She refused to go to a hospital, a decision that would have saved her life.

Instead, Anna's people gave her an ice bath to control the fever, administered the antibiotic ciprofloxacin by mouth and gave her an over-the-counter flu medicine.

As the needle-caused infection took over her body, she began vomiting, had severe diarrhea and could not urinate.

On February 6, a Tuesday, Anna spent the whole day in bed. She could not keep fluids down. She was becoming severely dehydrated.

On Wednesday, February 7, Anna seemed somewhat better, but she wasn't, the source said.

"She was still vomiting and suffering diarrhea," said the source. "Again, she spent the whole day in bed, as the abscess continued to grow. She was in such pain, she just wanted to sleep."

And that's when the final fatal mistake was made. Sometime overnight on February 7, Anna ingested the sleeping medication chloral hydrate. The drug is extremely potent. The dose was too much — and in fact it was a toxic level, the ENQUIRER and Star have learned exclusively. On Thursday, February 8, Anna never woke up.

A nurse found her unresponsive at about 1:30 p.m.

At 2:49 p.m., Anna Nicole Smith was pronounced dead.

Preliminary analysis indicated the cause of death was systemic sepsis syndrome, a lethal blood infection. It was caused by the abscess of the left buttock. Further investigation revealed the fatal level of chloral hydrate.

Chloral hydrate can cause depression of respiration, especially in a person who is already sick because of an infection and dehydration and it can cause death within a relatively short period of time.

Anna Nicole also had scarring from numerous injections she got in the buttocks

Angie & Pax

Ok maybe Maybe she needs children's blood to stay young. I dunno.

This makes Spin SAAAD!!!!

Mainly because of Jenna Jameson.....she used to be so smokin HAWT! What happened? But she does at least make Pari$ look like a tub of lard in this pic. But I want the old Jenna back!!!

Here We Go!!!

We're at the crest, very nearly the top of the big hill on the rollercoaster, about to go fast a furious down the other side! Hold onto your hats!!!

off of TMZ.com:

The judge in the Dannielynn "who's your daddy" case has just ordered up the telltale DNA.

The judge in the Bahamas just ordered Howard K. Stern to submit his DNA sample for testing along with Dannielynn's. Larry Birkhead's DNA will be tested as well. Anna Nicole's DNA is in the bag too. We're told the results could come later this week.

Birkhead left the courtroom with pumped fists in the air, jumping up and down.

If Larry Birkhead is the father, the judge could make a quick decision on custody. Then a passport would be the only thing standing in Birkhead's way of taking Dannielynn to the U.S.

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DAMMIT! I wish I could take bets here! Ok...maybe not....but the light is at the end of the tunnel!!!

In case you hadn't heard...

Strange new developments in the ANS baby-daddy trial....We're on the rollercoaster, the part where you're going slooooowly up the big hill, about to screech down the other side as we all anxiously await the DNA testing!!

This from SplashNewsOnline:

A Bahamian judge has ruled that there will be a DNA test to settle the paternity of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter Dannielynn.

The judge has ordered all parties to court on Tuesday for the DNA hearing. No word if the DNA samples from Larry Birkhead, Howard K. Stern and Dannielynn have already been submitted or if they will submit samples on Tuesday.

Also off of SplashNewsOnline and I find terribly interesting:

Larry Birkhead’s lawyer, Debra Opri has quit! She issued a statement saying “Larry Birkhead and I have terminated our attorney-client relationship effective immediately.”

Wow, reportedly the two have butt heads often over the last few weeks and speculation has run from the amount of money Opri is being paid to how certain information concerning the case is leaking to the media.

Talk about short notice to get a new lawyer.

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Personally, I find Birkhead to be just as sleazy as the rest of them.

Happy Fucking St. Patrick's Day!

So, my dealer, myself and a friend of ours got up early this morning to go get Irish breakfast and some Guiness for St. Pat's day. It was all well and good until we went to the next spot on out list, a bar across the street with, of course, the outside parking lot area for drinking. Notice I said bar. We were practically the only people out there for quite a while enjoying ourselves, kicking back and tossing back a beer or two. A married couple brought their 5-year-old into the area for lunch or what the fuck ever and the mother had the nerve to come over to us and ask us to not say the "F word" so much since they had a 5-year-old present. Folks, this is why I hate the Mommy Mafia and the Mini-Van majority. We politely told her to fuck off. I mean, it's a bar area. Why would one bring a child there? Besides, we were planning to leave in about 10 minutes. Facist Fucking Bitch. I hope she gets a scorching case of herpes and hangs herself.