Rachel Zoe post!!

I know there are other ppl out there who watch the Rachel Zoe project....it seems Rach fired Taylor!! Taylor was a huge bitch who had an unjustifiable sense of entitlement anyways.....no wonder that show is potty, barely on. Found this on gossiprocks.com:

People is saying that Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe's right hand bitch Taylor Jacobsen was pink-slipped this morning for reasons unknown.
Taylor had this to say on her Twitter page: “Today is an end of an era and a beginning of a new professional chapter. Looking forward to what the future brings…!!!”


Chupa issued this statement: "I lit-ter-ally DIED. Like I'm lit-ter-ally like dead buh-nanas. Like lit-ter-ally I'm dead. Like my heart lit-ter-ally shut it down. It's buh-nanas."


Oh, I'm going to miss that mega bitch Taylor. First of all, nobody can unpack a box like she can (that's a good quality in a person). Second of all, Taylor was the only real bitch around those parts. She rolled threw "fuck that shit" looks at just the right moments and always said exactly what was dancing on my tongue. For example, when Brad was queefing sequins about dressing Anne Hathaway on stage at the Oscars, Taylor said that she'd rather die than do that shit. EXACTLY. Taylor is way too good to be wasting her acts of bitchery on Chupa.


Chupa Fired Taylor! | Dlisted

Poster boy for Birth control to be a father again?

K-Fool. K-Fed, Fed-Ex....however you know Kevin Federline, just can't keep it wrapped. Makes me wonder what diseases he's carrying. Seems he's gonna be a father again. From digitalspy:

Kevin Federline is going to be a father for the fifth time, tabloid reports have claimed.

The ex-husband of Britney Spears, who was recentlyconfirmed to appear in VH1 series Celebrity Fit Club, is allegedly having a baby with his current girlfriend Victoria Prince.

According to the National Enquirer, Federline was unhappy when Prince broke the news to him.

"The test was positive. She told Kevin that she was pregnant, but he didn't seem happy to hear the news," a source said.

"Under no circumstances does he want another kid now. He's not even acknowledging the possibility.

"He's awful when it comes to birth control. Kevin thinks it's the woman's responsibility."

Federline has sons Sean Preston, 4, and Jayden James, 3, with ex-wife Britney Spears, as well as Kori, 7, and 5-year-old Kaleb with former girlfriend Shar Jackson.

The 31-year-old has been in a relationship with volleyball player Prince since last December.

*WTF is he thinking? Another Federline will walk the earth?*

Beyonce at 2009 MTV Europe Music Awards

And all I can say is: Nice Camel Toe

CARRIE PREJEAN HAS A SEX TAPE.

Allow me to repeat that, CARRIE "Miss Ima Christian up in hurr" PREJEAN HAS A SEX TAPE. Splain that up to your christian peeps, miss thing. You amemba her, she's the one who used to be Miss California then got all anti-gay as the new chrsitian poster child. What's really retarded is this, off of ONTD:

Carrie Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials -- that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant showed Carrie an XXX home video of her handiwork.

The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let's just say, Carrie has a promising solo career.

We're told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to jettison her demand and essentially walk away with nothing. As we first reported, the Pageant is paying around $100,000 to her lawyers and publicist -- a fraction of her bills. She pockets nothing in the settlement.

*You know Harvey "I'm a lawyer" Levin doesn't give a shit, he's been waiting for the right moment to spring this puppy out. She's a greedy l'il bitch ain't she? Sit down, ho*

Tyra blows her off:

What did Rihanna really say?

To me, she said nothing. Her whole "interview" seems very guarded, as if either she's still not really ready to talk about what happened (possible) or her PR handler is holding a very tight rein on what she says (also possible). At least she referred to Chris Brown in the past tense, like she's ready to leave him there.

Digitalspy reports:

Speaking to Glamour, she said: "I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears. That was the level of media chaos that happened the next day.

"The positive thing that has come out of my situation is that people can learn from that. I want to give as much insight as I can to young women, because I feel like I represent a voice that really isn't heard."

*But she's not really saying anything here....What voice? What does that voice say, RiRi? Does it say it's wrong for a woman to be beat like that by someone she loves? Mixed message. I hope she becomes more vocal about standing up against domestic violence.*

Douchebag has baby

If anyone cares, Mel Gibson has spawned offspring yet again. Out of wedlock and against all that is his holier-than-thou catholic crap. He's so full of shit. from digital spy:

Mel Gibson's partner has reportedly given birth to the couple's first child together.

According to Radar Online, the filmmaker's Russian fiancée Oksana Grigorieva delivered Gibson's eighth child, an as-yet-unnamed girl, on Friday.

The new mother and baby are reportedly resting at home.

The 53-year-old has seven children with ex-wife Robyn Gibson, who filed for divorce from the actor earlier this year.



and in a twist of irony, from Nikke Finke:

Mel Gibson has always been better known as a movie star and film director than as a Hollywood mogul. Yet he has been at the head of LA-based Icon Group with partner Bruce Davey since 1989. Today
(Nov. 1) they announced the sale of the UK operations of their film and entertainment business to the US-based industrial group, Access Industries. The deal includes Icon’s international sales company, the distribution operation based in the UK, and the Majestic Films & Television library. (But not the LA operation Icon Productions, which Gibson still owns outright with Davey who relocated to Australia.) The UK business will continue to operate under the Icon name but former UK Film Council chairman Stewart Till will be appointed Icon UK’s new CEO as well as an equity holder in the business.

*alimony maybe?*

Kim K. to get married too?

Is there nothing that this clan of whores won't do for attention? Seems like their time is almost up and these are the stunts they must pull to try to keep some spotlight. Guess you have to work at it super hard when you're barely a celeb, with your only talents being caught on a sex tape twice and having a huge ass. After this we only have babies and divorces to look forward with them. From IDLYITW:

Inspired by sister Khloe's extravagant "wedding", Kim Kardashian has secretly started planning her own wedding to BF Reggie Bush, say sources. Kim and the New Orleans Saints running back - who split in July amid charges they had both cheated - are back together and happier than ever after rekindling their love affair in August, say friends of the couple. "Kim and Reggie haven't looked back since reuniting," said a friend of the couple. "They're already making wedding plans." Kim is the one who popped the question - sort of. "After they got back together, Kim was determined to pin him down on marriage," explained the friend. "So while visiting him in New Orleans following Khloe's wedding, Kim brought up the subject of walking down the aisle. "She was totally surprised when Reggie said, 'Yes, let's do it!'"

3

I'm going to be very honest here with Britney Spears' new video "3".....The song itself isn't that spectacular, it's just another typical Britney style song with the subject being threesome's (ooooh, controversial! *cough*).

The video...well, on the plus side, Britney looks better, her costumes are alright and she's trying to work it more like Old Brit. Oh and she's totally using her videos for product placement, a little self promotion.

On the con side, the pace of the video is too slow, the shots are boring, her hair is STILL a ratted mess and once again, she falls flat. There was so much potential to make this an awesome piece and it just doesn't work. She takes threesomes and makes them stale, mundane and boring. I watched this and thought, who cares? I am looking forward to remixes of the song and hopefully more interesting remixes of the video. Judge for yourself:

France is my hero!

Dear France, I love you, marry me, s'il vous plait. I love how you bitch-slapped $cientology! They don't know who they are messing with, the Masters of the Art of Gossip! Hell, the French tried to even off each other (Reign of Terror anyone?) and if the French can't do themselves in, nobody else is gonna come close! don't disappoint me now, France....keep up the good work!

Read the joy here.

Just in time for Halloween!

Enjoy "Intercourse with a Vampire" cuz even relationships with vampires get old...

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Another $citard blow!!

It's just beautiful, isn't it? I'm on watch now, scared that this man will turn up dead under mysterious circumstances. I found this on ONTD:

By: Roger Friedman // Sunday October 25, 2009

Paul Haggis, the Oscar-winning writer-director whose credits include “Crash,” “Million Dollar Baby” and “Letters From Iwo Jima,” has left the Church of Scientology.

In a stunning move, Haggis has written a letter explaining his exit to Tommy Davis, the celebrity wrangler for Scientology and the son of Scientologist actress Anne Archer. The veracity of the letter has been confirmed by a friend of Haggis.

Two things seem to have pushed the popular, amiable Haggis over the edge. One was Scientology’s backing of Proposition 8 in California banning gay marriage.

The other is more personal. It turns out that Haggis and his wife, actress Deborah Rennard, came into Scientology through her parents, of all things. But at some point, Rennard was ordered to break off from her parents and have nothing more to do with them because they’d violated some code of the sect. This heartbreaking situation has finally taken its toll.

read his letter here.

It's so

Soupy Sales Tribute

I worshiped this guy as a kid, nobody else made me laugh like him. Here is a clip of his 83rd birthday where he talks about his "Green Pieces of Paper" scandal:

Ashlee Simpson hits the Unemployment line!

from Radaronline.com:

The end of 2009 has been a tough one for the Simpson sisters. With Jessica now on the singles market, happily mothered and married younger sister Ashlee has hit a career bump: the CW recently announced they would be killing her character off the show.

According to executive producer Todd Slavkin, Simpson was always set to leave after the twelfth episode. "We felt that once the murder mystery was resolved, the tone of the show was going to shift into a much more fun, romantic, sexy upbeat kind of show, and [her] character would move on," he told Entertainment Weekly. Colin Egglesfield will also be let go.

While the move may have been in the cards awhile ago, a source tells RadarOnline.com that Simpson just wasn't appealing to the audience. “Ashlee wasn’t popular with viewers. The CW wants the show to do well so they listened to the audience and the audience didn’t really like her or the character, so they made the decision to get rid of her for the sake of the show,” the source said.

*Funny as hell and Daisy approved!*

Lovedrunk

From Boys Like Girls....enjoy!

Khlomar finished the prenup!

Anyone know if the marriage license has been filed yet? from TMZ:

As we first reported, under the terms of the deal, Lamar keeps the $33 million salary he could make with the Lakers. Lamar will fund the joint account and give Khloe an annual lump sum that remains static throughout the marriage.

And, for good measure, Lamar agreed to pay for the home they plan to buy.

*I'm gonna be generous and say they'll last two years. Anybody want to start a pool?*

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Faux Marriage news

I'm wondering if Ryan Seacrest is actually an evil little troll who preys on stupid people so he can make more $$. Cuz Khloe & Lamar are sure celebrated for being stupid.

"Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's lawyers are thrashing it out to come up with a pre-nup agreement that satisfies both parties and allows the couple to finally legalize their union.

Not surprisingly, Odom's attorneys are putting up a fight with Kardashian's attorneys as far as their demands are concerned.

Odom's team doesn't want Odom to lose a penny of his hard earned money and Khloe's team wants her to receive the same deal that other brides are offered in a pre-nup.

In the case of a divorce, Khloe wants: their new house, a new vehicle at the end of every lease cycle, $25,000 a month in general support, $1,000 a month in beauty care, $5,000 a month for shopping and courtside Lakers tickets for everyone in her family.*

They shuda got married in Texas....where there really is no alimony...or they have to be married at least 10 years before the court will even begin to think about awarding it. Courtesy of Radaronline.com

Star Magazine is claiming that they are about to split...or faux divorce....how do you divorce if you aren't really married?

Finally!

America wins! USA! USA! Jon & Kate plus 8 is over! From Radaronline:

Jon & Kate Plus 8 will officially end in mid to late November, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

TLC has not made an announcement but RadarOnline.com has confirmed with sources outside the network that there is just enough unused new footage to take them through about another month.

"They will eek out what they can in terms of more shows," a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com. "Obviously they are not shooting anymore so they are taking what they have and seeing how many more episodes they can get out of it."

Jon Gosselin has told the network they no longer have his permission to film the children and TLC will not challenge that. If Jon changes, his mind, they will go into production on the new show, Kate Plus 8.

"TLC has no plans to film unless the situation is resolved," the source told RadarOnline.com.

*On a personal note, I'm more and more disgusted by how it seems the media and society as whole anymore is rewarding dumbassery and stupid behavior instead of rewarding things that are worthwhile and actually help people. Not a good sign for us and there are too many examples to point to, such as that new Lamas family show, the Kardashians, Tool Academy, that really gross Antonio show, the Heene family balloon fuckery.....Srsly, more focus needs to be put on what is deserved, not disrespected.*

Congrats?

This is from MediaTakeOut.com.....so take it with a grain of salt....

We got the official confirmation guys – Mariah Carey’s pregnant. According to one of MediaTakeOut.com's insiders close to Mariah, the platinum selling artist and her husband Nick Cannon are expecting their first child together.

The couple has been trying for nearly a year to have a child and they’ve finally made it work.

But don’t expect an announcement anytime soon. The insider explained to MediaTakeOut.com, " Mariah is superstitious, and she doesn’t want to talk about the pregnancy until she’s a lot further along."

Well congrats guys . . . I'm sure they're both excited. Mariah gets to have a baby . . . And Nick can be the stay-at-home dad that he's always wanted to be. . .

*and supposedly Nick Cannon's brother knocked up Danger from "for the love of Ray J"...so wth?*

Brought to you by Whitney Houston:

Um, wut?

Ay, Caramba! Marge Simpson Gets Nude for Playboy

Who knew Marge Simpson was such a sex kitten?

Sources confirm that the ambiguously aged, iconic cartoon TV mama will appear—naked!—on the November cover of Playboy magazine...

Hugh Hefner teased a while back on Twitter about a possible Marge-Playboy collaboration. We now can tell you that the Simpson matriarch will be featured in a three-page pictorial complete with an interview and a data sheet to mark The Simpsons' 20th anniversary.

But if naked blue-haired cartoons aren't your forté, don't worry. Marge will not— we repeat, will not—be replacing the usual real-life human Playmate in the issue.

We haven't seen the Marge shots yet, so we cannot tell you if the rug matches the drapes.

*from ONTD*