We can all rest easy now that Carly Simon has finally revealed who was so vain. It's David Geffen.
a place for dirty laundry, hand washings and delicates....
All the snark and nothing but the snark!!
Just for clarity's sake, the photos used here are from other sources and are not mine unless otherwise noted. To have a photo removed, kindly email me and I shall gladly oblige.
Friday, February 26, 2010
Now we know!
Labels:
carly simon,
david geffen,
youre so vain
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Seth Green Engaged!
Sorry ladies, he's off the market!! from digitalspy:
Seth Green has reportedly got engaged to girlfriend Clare Grant.
According to People, the actor did not pop the question on New Year's Eve despite speculation to the contrary.
The pair apparently attended the Tarina Tarantino Sephora launch party in Hollywood on Wednesday and were seen cuddling at the valet stand, but remained silent on their impending nuptials.
Seth Green has reportedly got engaged to girlfriend Clare Grant.
According to People, the actor did not pop the question on New Year's Eve despite speculation to the contrary.
The pair apparently attended the Tarina Tarantino Sephora launch party in Hollywood on Wednesday and were seen cuddling at the valet stand, but remained silent on their impending nuptials.
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engaged,
Family Guy,
robot chicken,
seth green
CYPRESS HILL IS BACK!!!
Bow down bitches!! Enjoy Armada Latina:
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armada latina,
awesome music,
cyress hill
Death, Death, Death...
Brittany Murphy and Casey Johnson coroner reports, from TMZ:
According to the report, "Multiple medications were present in the blood, with elevated levels of hydrocodone, acetaminophen, and chlorpheniramine. L-methamphetamine was also present."
The report goes on, "It should be noted that the pattern of use of these medications suggest treatment of symptoms of a cold or other respiratory infection. Acetaminophen and hydrocodone are components of Vicodin. Chlorpheniramine is the active ingredient in some over-the-counter medications. L-methamphetamine is a component of some inhalers."
We broke the story that the Coroner believed Brittany had pneumonia and tried self-medicating with prescriptions and over-the-counter drugs ... and it ultimately proved fatal.
The report states, "The possible adverse physiological effects of elevated levels of these medications cannot be discounted, especially in her weakened state. Therefore the manner of death is Accident."
UPDATE: There were 24 empty prescription bottles found at the scene for the following medications: prevacid, clonazepam, propranolol, vicoprofen, zolpidem, carbamazepine, klonopin, Ativan, hydorocodone (Vicodin) and multiple vitamins.
Also, three benzodiazapines found in her bloodstream did not match up with prescription bottles found in Brittany's name.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0gb4pTZCZ
Casey Johnson's autopsy report was just released by the L.A. County Coroner's Office.
In the report, it says there was no evidence of injury on Casey's body. Multiple medications were found at the scene, including Motrin, insulin and clonazepam -- an anti convulsant.
In the report, it says she has a history of "possible excess use of Nyquil." No illegal drugs were found in her system.
In the report, it shows the Coroner spoke with the Johnson's family attorney, Robert Shapiro, after her death.
Shapiro told the Coroner that Casey -- who had been cut off by her family -- was taking steps to reunite with the family, including visits to a psychiatrist. In the week before Casey's death, the psychiatrist had determined Casey was not suicidal.
As we previously reported, Casey died from "diabetic ketoacidosis" -- which is a state of severe insulin deficiency. We're told Casey's death was preventable -- but she was diabetic and simply didn't take care of herself.
Casey's body was found on January 4 ... but we're told her body was undiscovered for several days.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0gb4uyYBw
According to the report, "Multiple medications were present in the blood, with elevated levels of hydrocodone, acetaminophen, and chlorpheniramine. L-methamphetamine was also present."
The report goes on, "It should be noted that the pattern of use of these medications suggest treatment of symptoms of a cold or other respiratory infection. Acetaminophen and hydrocodone are components of Vicodin. Chlorpheniramine is the active ingredient in some over-the-counter medications. L-methamphetamine is a component of some inhalers."
We broke the story that the Coroner believed Brittany had pneumonia and tried self-medicating with prescriptions and over-the-counter drugs ... and it ultimately proved fatal.
The report states, "The possible adverse physiological effects of elevated levels of these medications cannot be discounted, especially in her weakened state. Therefore the manner of death is Accident."
UPDATE: There were 24 empty prescription bottles found at the scene for the following medications: prevacid, clonazepam, propranolol, vicoprofen, zolpidem, carbamazepine, klonopin, Ativan, hydorocodone (Vicodin) and multiple vitamins.
Also, three benzodiazapines found in her bloodstream did not match up with prescription bottles found in Brittany's name.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0gb4pTZCZ
Casey Johnson's autopsy report was just released by the L.A. County Coroner's Office.
In the report, it says there was no evidence of injury on Casey's body. Multiple medications were found at the scene, including Motrin, insulin and clonazepam -- an anti convulsant.
In the report, it says she has a history of "possible excess use of Nyquil." No illegal drugs were found in her system.
In the report, it shows the Coroner spoke with the Johnson's family attorney, Robert Shapiro, after her death.
Shapiro told the Coroner that Casey -- who had been cut off by her family -- was taking steps to reunite with the family, including visits to a psychiatrist. In the week before Casey's death, the psychiatrist had determined Casey was not suicidal.
As we previously reported, Casey died from "diabetic ketoacidosis" -- which is a state of severe insulin deficiency. We're told Casey's death was preventable -- but she was diabetic and simply didn't take care of herself.
Casey's body was found on January 4 ... but we're told her body was undiscovered for several days.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0gb4uyYBw
Labels:
autopsy,
brittany murphy,
casey johnson,
coroner report,
coroners report,
death
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Comic Book/Anime/Superhero Fans everywhere may cry
San Diego may lose Comic Con! From DigitalSpy:
Comic-Con is in danger of leaving its San Diego birthplace for a larger home, spurring local tourism leaders to do all they can to keep the four-day show in town.
Sign On San Diego reports that the prospect of losing a bonanza worth tens of millions of dollars in local spend each year has persuaded hoteliers to double the number of rooms they commit to Comic-Con and provide free meeting space. After 2012, the event, held each July at the San Diego Convention Center, will be free to leave town.
If Comic-Con departs, so would its 126,000 attendees. A task force, made up of local officials is leading an aggressive campaign to remind Comic-Con organizers just how well-loved they are. Whether such overtures are enough to stave off a competing bid from Anaheim is unclear, says the report. Anaheim's convention center offers roughly a half-million more square feet than San Diego's, which was last expanded in 2001
San Diego's proposal was crafted after meetings with Comic-Con organizers to assess what issues they wanted addressed. According to the report, the biggest issue is a shortage of exhibit space and hotel rooms with discounted rates exclusive to attendees in San Diego.
In response, San Diego's three waterfront hotels have committed to providing roughly 300,000 square feet of their meeting space free of charge in 2013 through 2015. In addition, the Convention Center Corp. is proposing to increase the number of dedicated convention hotel rooms from 7,000 to 14,000.
Comic-Con is in danger of leaving its San Diego birthplace for a larger home, spurring local tourism leaders to do all they can to keep the four-day show in town.
Sign On San Diego reports that the prospect of losing a bonanza worth tens of millions of dollars in local spend each year has persuaded hoteliers to double the number of rooms they commit to Comic-Con and provide free meeting space. After 2012, the event, held each July at the San Diego Convention Center, will be free to leave town.
If Comic-Con departs, so would its 126,000 attendees. A task force, made up of local officials is leading an aggressive campaign to remind Comic-Con organizers just how well-loved they are. Whether such overtures are enough to stave off a competing bid from Anaheim is unclear, says the report. Anaheim's convention center offers roughly a half-million more square feet than San Diego's, which was last expanded in 2001
San Diego's proposal was crafted after meetings with Comic-Con organizers to assess what issues they wanted addressed. According to the report, the biggest issue is a shortage of exhibit space and hotel rooms with discounted rates exclusive to attendees in San Diego.
In response, San Diego's three waterfront hotels have committed to providing roughly 300,000 square feet of their meeting space free of charge in 2013 through 2015. In addition, the Convention Center Corp. is proposing to increase the number of dedicated convention hotel rooms from 7,000 to 14,000.
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anime,
comic books,
comic con,
geeks,
san diego
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Blind Item!!
If you can guess the answer, I'm pretty sure you'll go "ew" cuz I sure did.
BuzzFoto – This famous celebrity husband (mostly known for comedy) with a non-famous wife has convinced his spouse that every couple in Hollywood has thr*esomes. His wife was incredibly reluctant and refused for years, but he’s threatened divorced and told her that bringing in another partner into their marriage just comes with the territory when you marry someone famous. Our source says the wife seems really insecure about the marriage and worried that she is going to lose the star, has finally decided to hire a pr*stitute for his upcoming birthday. Not Steve Carell.
BuzzFoto – This famous celebrity husband (mostly known for comedy) with a non-famous wife has convinced his spouse that every couple in Hollywood has thr*esomes. His wife was incredibly reluctant and refused for years, but he’s threatened divorced and told her that bringing in another partner into their marriage just comes with the territory when you marry someone famous. Our source says the wife seems really insecure about the marriage and worried that she is going to lose the star, has finally decided to hire a pr*stitute for his upcoming birthday. Not Steve Carell.
Friday, February 19, 2010
Tiger Woods is butthurt and he wants you to know it
Aw, Tiger Woods' poor l'il ego got bruised and now he has to cry publicly about it. Is he for real? Who is buying his crap? He's sorry he got caught and that whole public statement was his ego talking. It's like his ego got up and started screaming "LEAVE TIGER WOODS ALONE!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!"
Click on the headline above to jump to CNN and the video statement. Some highlights:
In a tightly controlled televised statement, golfer Tiger Woods gave an apology Friday for his "irresponsible and selfish" behavior.
"I know I have bitterly disappointed all of you," said the golfer, dressed in a blue button-down shirt and a blazer. "For all that I have done, I am so sorry. ...
"I had affairs, I cheated. What I did was not acceptable, and I am the only person to blame."
The 11 a.m. ET event, at the TPC Sawgrass clubhouse in Ponte Vedra Beach, was carefully managed, with a small hand-picked crowd as an audience.
Although some members of the media were invited to listen to Woods' remarks, they were not allowed to ask questions. The large majority of reporters and media were housed at least a half a mile away, where they watched the event on television.
Woods' mother attended, although his wife, Elin Nordegren, did not.
Woods spoke slowly and carefully as he stood at a lectern, which held a few pieces of paper.
After he finished speaking, he embraced his mother and a few others in the audience.
Click on the headline above to jump to CNN and the video statement. Some highlights:
In a tightly controlled televised statement, golfer Tiger Woods gave an apology Friday for his "irresponsible and selfish" behavior.
"I know I have bitterly disappointed all of you," said the golfer, dressed in a blue button-down shirt and a blazer. "For all that I have done, I am so sorry. ...
"I had affairs, I cheated. What I did was not acceptable, and I am the only person to blame."
The 11 a.m. ET event, at the TPC Sawgrass clubhouse in Ponte Vedra Beach, was carefully managed, with a small hand-picked crowd as an audience.
Although some members of the media were invited to listen to Woods' remarks, they were not allowed to ask questions. The large majority of reporters and media were housed at least a half a mile away, where they watched the event on television.
Woods' mother attended, although his wife, Elin Nordegren, did not.
Woods spoke slowly and carefully as he stood at a lectern, which held a few pieces of paper.
After he finished speaking, he embraced his mother and a few others in the audience.
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butthurt,
nobody cares,
public statement,
Tiger woods
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Why Shaun White is a GOD
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gods,
olympic gold,
shaun white,
snowboarding
Not much going on....
Tila Tequila may have quit twitter but she's said she was leaving before and then disappointed us all by coming back....so who knows? I offer you the Yeah Yeah Yeahs with Heads Will Roll. If you haven't discovered the Yeah Yeah Yeahs yet....do so now!
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good music,
heads will roll,
rock,
yeah yeah yeahs
Monday, February 15, 2010
I want this to be true
It would be funny as hell! Besides, didn't Miley's mom and Billy Ray get together cuz the bitch was a groupie? So maybe!
Miley’s mom Tish’s extremely close friendship with rocker Bret Michaels is raising eyebrows, just as the 42-year-old blonde’s marriage to Billy Ray Cyrus is reaching its breaking point.
“Billy Ray and Tish are spending more and more time apart,” says an insider. “They have a lot of major issues.”
The couple’s 16-year union has grown increasingly tense since the family relocated from Tennessee to Hollywood for Miley’s show Hannah Montana in 2005. Billy Ray “has become this creature of Hollywood… and Tish is always the one who’s left to pick up the pieces when there’s a crisis among the kids. There’s lots of pent-up frustration on her part, and it’s been coming out more and more lately.”
Meanwhile, the mom of five and Bret, who has two kids, hit it off in a big way when he and Miley recorded a cover of “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” in December.
“Tish and Bret spend a lot of time in the studio together,” says Bret’s rep, who insists that two have a “strictly business” relationship. “They talk all the time.”
“Billy Ray and Tish are trying to work through their problems,” says a source. “But it looks like the marriage is in serious trouble.”
[From Star Magazine, print edition, February 22 2010]
Miley’s mom Tish’s extremely close friendship with rocker Bret Michaels is raising eyebrows, just as the 42-year-old blonde’s marriage to Billy Ray Cyrus is reaching its breaking point.
“Billy Ray and Tish are spending more and more time apart,” says an insider. “They have a lot of major issues.”
The couple’s 16-year union has grown increasingly tense since the family relocated from Tennessee to Hollywood for Miley’s show Hannah Montana in 2005. Billy Ray “has become this creature of Hollywood… and Tish is always the one who’s left to pick up the pieces when there’s a crisis among the kids. There’s lots of pent-up frustration on her part, and it’s been coming out more and more lately.”
Meanwhile, the mom of five and Bret, who has two kids, hit it off in a big way when he and Miley recorded a cover of “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” in December.
“Tish and Bret spend a lot of time in the studio together,” says Bret’s rep, who insists that two have a “strictly business” relationship. “They talk all the time.”
“Billy Ray and Tish are trying to work through their problems,” says a source. “But it looks like the marriage is in serious trouble.”
[From Star Magazine, print edition, February 22 2010]
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billy ray,
bret micheals,
Miley Cyrus,
porking
John Mayer P0rn?
Is porn in the cards next for John Mayer? From TMZ:
John Mayer's dirty mouth got him into a lot of trouble in the past week -- but it also may have gotten him a job ... with a porno company.
When he wasn't droppin' the N-bomb or comparing his dangle to a KKK member, John Mayer also said one other interesting thing in that Playboy interview -- that his "dream" is to write pornography.
Now, his dream could become a reality -- because XXX giant Vivid Entertainment wants to put Mayer to work ... stat! Vivid penned a letter to the blues singer offering him a gig as a writer and director for one of its upcoming nakey films.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0fcrHbBub
*How about for his first title, Your Body is a Sluttyland*
John Mayer's dirty mouth got him into a lot of trouble in the past week -- but it also may have gotten him a job ... with a porno company.
When he wasn't droppin' the N-bomb or comparing his dangle to a KKK member, John Mayer also said one other interesting thing in that Playboy interview -- that his "dream" is to write pornography.
Now, his dream could become a reality -- because XXX giant Vivid Entertainment wants to put Mayer to work ... stat! Vivid penned a letter to the blues singer offering him a gig as a writer and director for one of its upcoming nakey films.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0fcrHbBub
*How about for his first title, Your Body is a Sluttyland*
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john mayer,
mayer scandal,
porn writing,
vivid porn
Your Turn!
What do you think? Matthew Goode says he was miscast as Adrian in Watchmen. From digitalspy:
Matthew Goode has claimed that he was miscast as villain Ozymandias in comic book drama Watchmen.
Speaking to Metro, the British actor revealed that director Zack Snyder had cast him in the role after failing to secure Jude Law.
"There were many reasons I shouldn't have been cast in that film and I think people were quite p*ssed off. I'm lucky I don't own a computer," Goode said.
"The negative feedback was relayed quite well by friends of mine: 'Oh my God, everyone hates you, man. It's awesome.' When I got there to start filming, all the artwork still had Jude Law's face on it, so I figured he was meant to be doing this but was too expensive. That was good for me."
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adrian,
matthew good,
matthew goode,
ozymandias,
watchmen
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Tila finally STFU!!!
and it took a knock against the wall to do it!! Thank you wall!! from radaronline:
Reality TV star Tila Tequila was hospitalized after banging her head, RadarOnline.com has confirmed.
The drama appeared to begin around midnight when Tila twittered: “i just fell off of my chair, slammed my head into the wall and heard the back of my skull crack. theres a dent in it now!”
Early Saturday Tila tweeted that she called an ambulance and it was on the way to her house
At approximately 6 am EST time this message appeared on Tila’s Twitter account: “This is Tila’s Agent. Tila had a concussion & isnt doing well. Please send her your prayers. Shes at the hospital&wont be on Twitter 4 a while.”
RadarOnline.com has confirmed that Tila did bang her head and was rushed to the hospital. We’ve also learned that she was treated and is now back home.
*Why does someone who claims to be pregnant do such stupid shit? Prepare for "miscarriage" announcement in 3, 2 , 1....*

Update from TMZ:
Tila Tequila believes something is horribly wrong with the unborn child she claims is growing inside her belly -- and now she's threatening to kill herself if she miscarries.
It all started around 8:00 AM -- when Tila posted the following message on her Twitter page: "I just woke up in the middle of the night cuz im having these intense sharp pains in my belly."
Several minutes later, Tila added, "Something is definitely wrong. The hospital gave me a list of symptoms & this is one of them."
Suddenly, Tila began writing several messages about suicide, claiming, "I told my friend I would just kill myself if anything ever happened."
In her latest message, Tila claims she's going to try to sleep it off ... before she hops on a 22 hour flight to Australia.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0fcdwL4dg
Reality TV star Tila Tequila was hospitalized after banging her head, RadarOnline.com has confirmed.
The drama appeared to begin around midnight when Tila twittered: “i just fell off of my chair, slammed my head into the wall and heard the back of my skull crack. theres a dent in it now!”
Early Saturday Tila tweeted that she called an ambulance and it was on the way to her house
At approximately 6 am EST time this message appeared on Tila’s Twitter account: “This is Tila’s Agent. Tila had a concussion & isnt doing well. Please send her your prayers. Shes at the hospital&wont be on Twitter 4 a while.”
RadarOnline.com has confirmed that Tila did bang her head and was rushed to the hospital. We’ve also learned that she was treated and is now back home.
*Why does someone who claims to be pregnant do such stupid shit? Prepare for "miscarriage" announcement in 3, 2 , 1....*

Update from TMZ:
Tila Tequila believes something is horribly wrong with the unborn child she claims is growing inside her belly -- and now she's threatening to kill herself if she miscarries.
It all started around 8:00 AM -- when Tila posted the following message on her Twitter page: "I just woke up in the middle of the night cuz im having these intense sharp pains in my belly."
Several minutes later, Tila added, "Something is definitely wrong. The hospital gave me a list of symptoms & this is one of them."
Suddenly, Tila began writing several messages about suicide, claiming, "I told my friend I would just kill myself if anything ever happened."
In her latest message, Tila claims she's going to try to sleep it off ... before she hops on a 22 hour flight to Australia.
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0fcdwL4dg
Labels:
headbump,
tila tequila,
tila twitter
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Don't Hate!
It really is hard to hate on Heidi Klum, I've tried. Want to, but then she makes sense. Here's her secret to losing baby fat from digital spy:
Heidi Klum has claimed that losing baby weight is not difficult.
The supermodel, who gave birth to her fourth child in October, explained that looking after children helps people become slimmer.
Showbiz Spy quotes her as saying: "I eat healthily and stay active. I have four children that I am running after, I jump on the trampoline with them, run after them."
Meanwhile, speaking to Us Weekly, Klum explained that breastfeeding can also help.
"I never looked at breastfeeding in terms of, 'This is something that helps me'," she said. "Breastfeeding helps my child. The after effect: yes, you lose your weight in a normal manner. I think people blow it out of proportion."
She continued: "Everything gets made into so much drama about how a woman has her weight like before [she gave birth]. If you're living your life, not sitting on the couch... a woman will go back to how she looked before she was pregnant."
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babies,
heidi klum,
lingerie model,
victorias secret
Friday, February 5, 2010
You knew it was coming!!!
Jamie Lynn, hte insiration for "16 and pregnant" (I kid....no, she shoulda been the very first seaso of that show) is into older guys now and you know damm well Casey didn't want that baby. Like it's even his.....from msn.com:
Jamie Lynn Spears has split from Casey Aldridge, with whom she has a 19-month-old daughter, UsMagazine.com has learned.
Star magazine is also reporting that the 18-year old has moved on with a new boyfriend, 28-year-old James Watson, a businessman she reportedly met about a year ago.
Jamie Lynn Spears has split from Casey Aldridge, with whom she has a 19-month-old daughter, UsMagazine.com has learned.
Star magazine is also reporting that the 18-year old has moved on with a new boyfriend, 28-year-old James Watson, a businessman she reportedly met about a year ago.
Labels:
casey aldrige,
dumbass,
jamie lynn spears,
knocked up
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
I haven't vanished!!
I have a few personal things that need attention right now, so just consider this a small, short personal hiatus. BRB, promise. In the meantime, enjoy your body is a wonderland and go make babies or compare John Mayer to Westlife (More than words).
Discuss.
Discuss.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
If you missed this
This was the opening act for the 2010, Lady Gaga and Elton John. Pretty fucking awesome. Bitch can sing.
Labels:
elton John,
grammies,
grammys,
Lady GaGa
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Jersey Shore Season 2 is a go!
from yahoo news:
SANTA MONICA, Calif. – MTV's "Jersey Shore" will be back for a second season.
The network's president of programming Tony DiSanto said Friday that 12 new episodes will air this summer.
According to the network, Pauly D, Mike, Snooki, Jenni, Sammi, Ronnie and Vinny escape the cold northeast and find themselves in a new destination.
*Snooki is pleased! How long do you think the popularity will last?*
SANTA MONICA, Calif. – MTV's "Jersey Shore" will be back for a second season.
The network's president of programming Tony DiSanto said Friday that 12 new episodes will air this summer.
According to the network, Pauly D, Mike, Snooki, Jenni, Sammi, Ronnie and Vinny escape the cold northeast and find themselves in a new destination.
*Snooki is pleased! How long do you think the popularity will last?*
Labels:
jersey shore,
jersy shore,
pauly d,
snooki,
the situation
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