Happy St. Patrick's Day Syclers!!!

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I'm celebrating the old tradition of when St. Patrick died, with beer!  I'll be out for the weekend since this is srs biznss.

Darks
Howard Stern wants to go gonzo

Is Jodie Foster high? Was she high when she gave this interview?

Did Nate Dogg die of stroke complications?

Charlie Sheen not winning in round one of him vs. Chuck Lorre

Lights
Joe Jonas, you aren't fooling anybody.  You're still gay

Christina Ricci lost a lot of weight

Katy Perry's mother disagrees with Katy's career because she is religious and other stupid stuff

Needs Bleach
Did Kim K finally convince someone to make her a housewife from a Ho?  Spoiler:  won't last

Katie Holmes bought penis gummie candies for Suri?

Courtney Love to pull a Keith Richards with Kurt Cobain

The Spin Sycle Weekend Edition!

It's raining where I am, Syclers but maybe we can get the wash done!

Lights
One of Charlie Sheen's goddesses left his house.  Spoiler: Then she came back.

Charlie Sheen knows how to market himself.  He's crazy like a fox, with tiger blood.

Mariah Carey returning the money she received from Quaddaffi for performing for him.  Spin wants to know where exactly she's returning the money.

Trent Reznor to play a vampire?

This guy is 76 and is a porn star.  Awww yeah.

Darks
Lindsay Lohan refuses to take any deal with jail time involved.  We'll see how this goes.

I didn't know Wayne Brady had gotten divorced.

Needs Bleach:
Avril Lavigne engaged to Brody Jenner?

Bravos' next destination for Real Housewives: San Francisco.  Yes, teh gheys are invited.

See the new mansion Charlie Sheen bought.  seriously, a lot of bleach should be used to clean, and often.

Delicates
NewYorkPost – Which A-list actors are members of the new Hollywood  clique? All have either married or dated high-profile women in Tinseltown.  *translation: it's a new gay clique where all the members have beards*

BlindGossip – During his radio show, Howard Stern and Robin Quivers discussed American Idol:

During their discussion… Howard told Robin that he knew why Jennifer Lopez took the judging gig — but he didn’t feel comfortable repeating it on the air. Robin demanded to know, so Howard scribbled the reason on a piece of paper and had Gary carry the note over. Robin was shocked: “Get out of here! Wow…that’s amazing.”

Why do you think Jennifer Lopez really took the gig on American Idol? *popular guess is that Skeletor Marc Anthony both physically and verbally abuses Jennifer Lopez...which is weird since she starred in that movie "Enough"*