Spin Sycle for Saturday, May 24 2014

A rarity anymore, isn't it, Syclers?  But I am posting for you!  Let's see what's going on:

Kim and Kanye are now married, we need to start a pool on how long #3 for Kim lasts.  All those rumors about Jay Z being the best man?  Seems it didn't happen, which has me howling with laughter.

Michelle Duggar is pregnant with #20. Let that sink in a moment. Jesus, it took me forever to get pregnant with #1.

Rob Kardashian bailed on the Kimye wedding too.

Maybe not paying child support has something to do with the artist formerly known as Mos Def not being able to get back into the U.S.

Here's Ed Sheeran's Sing:

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers, what's up?

I don't really feel sorry for Willow Smith and yet this path has been chose for her.  Girl is gonna grow up dumber than a bag of hammers.

Could Mel Gibson be the sperm donor for Jodie Foster's children?

Blind Item!
[Blind Gossip] We aren’t easily surprised, but this one definitely shocked us.

These two celebrity couples have been known to hang out together. The wives are especially close friends.

The first wife is a beautiful, award-winning Actress who has also done some singing on TV and in films. The second wife is an beautiful, award-winning Singer who has also done some acting on TV and in films. Both women’s husbands are also famous and very successful in the entertainment industry.

Well, two of these people are even closer than we thought. It turns out that the Actress has hooked up several times with the Singer’s husband in the past few years.

This surprised us for several reasons. First, because the two women are practically best friends, and their friendship would end if the Singer ever found out. Second, because all of these people travel and are photographed so much that it would take some crazy planning to have an affair without anybody noticing. And third, because the Actress had a history of dating very attractive guys when she was a single lady… and the Singer’s husband doesn’t exactly fall into that category.

Popular guess:

Gwyneth Paltrow
Chris martin
Beyonce
Jay-Z

Enjoy Rihanna's latest, Right Now

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers, how's it going?  Having a good weekend?

Heidi Klum formally files for divorce from Seal after two month's separation

Nicole Kidman as Grace Kelly?  No thank you

Katie Holmes finally learns how to handle Tom on her own.  Breakup pending?

Billie Piper gave birth to son #2

Enjoy Jay Z mashed with Flight of the Concords

Spin Sycle Tuesday February 21 2012

Hey Syclers!!! Still hungover from the weekend?  Here's what's going on

I really do feel badly for Coco

I agree with the Panache Report on this:
Why wasn't Bobby Brown offered Ray J's seat at Whitney Houston's funeral?  He deserved to be there more than Ray J.  Why was the entire Winan's family accomodated yet Bobby and his entourage were turned away due to a seating dispute?  Brown was married to Whitney Houston for years, not the Winans.  Why was the entire Winan's clan called to the pulpit? National television exposure, thanks to their brother.  The continued disrespect of Bobby Brown is uncalled for.  Stop making him the scapegoat (for all that went wrong with Whitney).  Stop making decisions for his daughter. If Bobbi Christina wants a relationship with her father, let it be!

This is important enough to me that I'm going to spell the whole thing out, not used NetSpeak:  Shut The Fuck Up Whoopi, you stupid hag.

Gwen Stefani is a stylish mommy.  I want those boots.

If you have not seen Maya Rudolph do her impression of Beyonce, you must watch this:

The Duggars are still batshit crazy

Have a fab day Syclers!!

Spin Sycle for Friday February 10 2012

Hey Syclers!! Gossip seems a little slow right now, have you noticed?

Does this picture of Macaulay Culkin bother you?  

Make it stop:  Blue Ivy to be trademarked.  Really people?

Halle Berry is engaged again

Kourtney Kardashian's second child is a girl



Haven't seen any pics of Becks with Victoria together in a while

Reese Witherspoon wants to be pregnant again

Enjoy Kanye West and Jay Z "Ni**ers in Paris*  (EPILEPSY WARNING)

Spin Sycle for Thursday, January 12 2012

Jeez Syclers, this year has gotten off to a bad start!  My poor Georgey cat died, hit by a car.  For the love a little cat:




Hang on all you Star Wars geeks!  the porn version is real!

Oh the derp that is springing from Jay Z and Beyonce's hospital birthing fiasco.

Madonna releasing her 12th album

Katy Perry's parents are truly insufferable

Is Jennifer Aniston single again already?

Here's a blind item reveal:

SOLVED!

[BlindGossip] While the members of this famous family certainly resemble each other, there is one family member with a unique physical characteristic that differentiates them from their more famous sibling/s. There have been rumblings about this for a long time, but it has finally been confirmed by parent to child: that the child is, in fact, the product of an affair one of their parents had long ago.  The child did not take the news well, and really resents having been lied to all these years. Given that certain members of the family tend to selectively overshare, it will be interesting to see if this information is ever publicly revealed, and – if it is – how it will be spun.

It’s Khloe Kardashian! Source: BlindGossip.com and everywhere

Parent: Kris Jenner

Child: Khloe Kardashian

Child’s More Famous Sibling: Kim Kardashian

Spin Sycle New Year's Edition!!!

Big stuff going on, Syclers!!  I'll be updating throughout the weekend so check back often!

Russell Brand has kicked Katy Perry to the curb!!!  What was she thinking, that she could change him?  I think she was too controlling of him, especially when she reportedly started telling him what he could'nt say in his shows!  Think he'll get funny again now that he dropped her?

oh and here's a solved blind item:

[BlindGossip] This celebrity has been doing the usual rounds of talk shows to discuss the upcoming awards season and to promote a new project. Because she is married to another celebrity, talk show interviews usually include a couple of standard questions about how her husband is doing. Not any more. They are separated, and talk show producers and hosts are under strict orders not to mention his name or their marriage.

Easy enough, right? Well, during a pre-interview, a pushy producer pressed their luck with the star and her publicist by saying that it would actually draw more attention to the split if the talk show host didn’t mention the spouse, and suggested a few innocuous name drops to avoid this. The furious star stood up, told her publicist “YOU deal with this sh*t!”, and stormed out of the room. The publicist dissuaded the producer, smoothed the star’s ruffled feathers, and the interview occurred without a single mention of the spouse’s name.

If the celebrity couple stays separated over the next couple of months, you may notice the conspicuous absence of her husband’s name – as well as the words “marriage”, “husband”, “children”, “separation”, and “divorce” – in her interviews. Her PR people certainly don’t want rumors about her marriage to overshadow her projects or interfere with potential awards. The biggest test will come if she actually wins an award. She won’t be able to hide the separation any longer if her husband doesn’t escort her to the awards show and/or if she doesn’t thank him during her speech.

SOLVED!

It’s Katy Perry and Russell Brand!

Comedic actor Russell Brand filed for divorce from singer Katy Perry this morning at the Los Angeles County Courthouse.

Beyonce may have given birth to Tiana May Carter.  Please don't let the child have Jay Z's face.

This must be said:  Snooki looks like ass


Cat fight to start at the Globes between Angelina and Madonna?  HMMMM!!!

The economy sux but I should get what I want!!  Enjoy this musical version of twitters bitching about xmas gifts (What the fuck, I wanted an iPhone)

The Spin Sycle for March 16 2011

Image via Wikipedia

Hey Syclers!  I am tired.  what's in the wash?

Lights
Bree Olson, Charlie Sheen's other goddess, returned to his homestead.  Wonder how that trial in Fort Wayne Indiana went.

If you really think a reality TV show involving love and marriage is real, I have some prime New York real estate to sell you.

Darks
Tony Hawk (remember him? The god of skateboarding?) seems to have left his third wife for yet someone else.  WTF?

WTF? Did Will Smith get to Jay Z and Beyonce and get them to become $citards?  They go after anyone with money, don't they?

Needs Bleach
Ke$ha in a bikini.  It's not pretty.


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St. Valentine's Day Spin Sycle Edition!!!

Happy Love day, Syclers!!  I want you to know how much I appreciate you!  Happy hearts and joy to you today!

Lilo got a Valentine by getting a new judge for her possible probation violation hearing

See Cynthia Nixon and her fiancee's baby valentine

If you didn't watch the Grammys,  see who won here

Considering the source (MTO) take this with a grain of salt BUT  Jay Z and Beyonce separating?  You know it would be all about the kids issue.  Have the children, Bey!  Don't wait too long!  I'll tell you from experience that it's very very painful when you can't have children like the textbooks say you are supposed to!  Reproductive specialists are so full of shit! That's a huge issue Syclers!  work that out before you  tie that knot!  Not a happy Valentine.

Here's Lady Gaga's performance of "Born This Way" at the Grammys,  a song that Spin personally thinks she tried a little too hard with.  Maybe it's a Valentine for everybody else?  The new Gay National Anthem?  We shall have to see what Gaga does after this, methinks she has hit her peak , having got all of us to pay attention to her, now she shall have to work even harder to keep that attention musically, not with just cheap and cheesy theatrics:




 

Spin Sycle for January 10 2011

So how is the new year treating you so far?

Jared Lee Loughner, the guy who's made himself famous by shooting people, looks like Uncle Fester.  No, really.

Owen Wilson to become a father, so you can stop feeling sorry for him now.

From Panache Report:  After Diddy’s dad passed, his ma and Loon’s ma, besties, were drug runners for major NY ballers. They also boosted as a tag team and worked at this after hours joint, lots of shit went on at this after hours joint, gambling, pros, drug deals, live strip shows.
Tupac’s mama is married to a white chick, she down with the kitty kat.

Jay-Z’s mama always been gay, he tries to keep this shit on the low cause he don’t want other rappers dissing him over it and shit.

Victoria Beckham wants a girl

Spin Sycle for October 9 2010

Here you go Syclers! Links for your interestz

Eminem, despite having a Marine's mouth in his music, is an awesome single father to 3 girls.

Michael Lohan just cannot shut the hell up, looks stupid again.  I swear, ever since he got out of prison, all he's done is attention whore himself.

Pari$ Hilton now eats children.  Gotta keep that youthful glow somehow, I guess.

Jay Z loves his Granmama

So Kevin Jonas got married just so he could have sex?  This will end well.

Kelsey Grammer's girlfriend miscarried.

Um, Wat Bey?

Beyonce talks about her marriage contract with Jay Z....per digitalspy.com:



Beyoncé has admitted that she has a marriage contract with Jay-Z, reports say.

The R&B superstar, who has been married to the hip-hop mogul since 2008, recently revealed in an interview that she approves of contracts between couples and encourages all women to consider them.

Speaking to Neon about life being easier as a millionaire, the 28-year-old said: "The fear of the student, have no future, being dependent on her boyfriend, objectively weigh heavier than the fears that torment me.

"Only music from subjective feeling arises - and subjective fears, many musicians have lost. We feel pain and depression, just like other people. What separates us, is perhaps the price of butter. But all that is essential, I feel like every hard working woman."

Beyoncé continued: "For example, I believe that in my relationship with Jay-Z – as in any genuine relationship – not everything is easy. I want children – not now, later. He’s entirely not aware of that fact yet. I want to sit around at home, also times in a tracksuit pants. He assumes and believes that women even wear high heels just to go to the bathroom."

As for an alleged $10 million (£7m) minimum two year marriage contract, she added: "Anyone who thinks so, because of what? I do not deny that there is a marriage contract. I would encourage any woman getting married to put on such a treaty, it will gain more influence on self-esteem. For details, I don't express myself. I am not here on trial."