Mary, please

Madonna's doing it for the publicity. I don't think Britney or JT really care. Maybe Madge really just wants to have a threesome. There's a headline for you! From digital spy:

Madonna 'to reunite Britney and Justin'

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Madonna wants to reunite Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake on stage, say reports.

The veteran popstar is planning to have the pair join her for the finale of her 'Sticky & Sweet' world tour in Miami.

Spears has already filmed a video cameo to appear on giant screens at the shows, but Madonna also wants her to appear in person, according to The Sun.

She is also apparently keen for Justin Timberlake to perform one of their collaborations from her recent Hard Candy album.

"Madonna is always trying to raise the bar and Britney and Timberlake on the same stage would be perfect," said a source.

"More likely is that they both appear on different dates. But if anyone can make this happen it's Madonna."

Blind Item!!!

from CDAN and it's too easy!

Chastity? What chastity? Done it, done it, not done it.

Curious! Or Bi-Curious?

The question is if the interview really took place (from that grape juice):

'Wholesome' Hollywood couple, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith, have revealed that the secret to the success of their 11 year marriage is that they have an 'open relationship'. Speaking to Reveal magazine, Will had the following to say:

"Our perspective is, you don't avoid what's natural and you're going to be attracted to people." he says.

"And if it came down to it, then one would say to the other: 'Look, I need to have sex with somebody. Now, I'm not going to if you don't approve of it'."

The 39-year-old star explains that the couple's open policy has been in place from day one of their 10-year marriage.

"In our marriage vows, we didn't say 'forsaking all others'. We said 'you will never hear I did something afterwards'. Because if that happens the relationship is destroyed."

Other things that Will says are important in his relationship are keeping in shape for his "little firecracker" Jada, the "look in her eyes", and communication.

"And lots of sex makes for a good marriage too!" {Source}

Though there has long been murmurings about Will and Jada's marriage, this is the first time either has spoken on this particular issue.

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Violet to have playmates?

From Times online uk, source link is in the headline:

pulled from interview with Ben Affleck about Gone Baby Gone:

He’d “love” to work with Garner “if she would work with me, but she might just want to work with a real director. And we’re going to have another baby soon now that we’ve figured out how to do it. We want lots of kids.”

Um, NO

Mighty Virus is NOT the next Madonna. She's not even the next Britney. She's a hasbeen wannabe. From JustJared:

Miley Cyrus is the Next Madonna?


Miley Cyrus finishes filming Hannah Montana: The Movie for the day and makes a few funny faces as she walks to her car on Wednesday.

Bret Ratner, director of X-Men: The Last Stand, and executive producer of Prison Break, recently directed Miley Cyrus‘ video for her new single “7 Things.”

“Where a lot of other artists are nervous or they’re primping, you know, Madonna walks on and is casual; cameras are on her and then all of the sudden, wow!” Ratner told E!.

“Same thing with Miley. She’s hanging out, she’s telling the jokes, she’s laughing, she’s signing an autograph. Camera goes on her and she was just unbelievable.”

“She’s just a hard worker,” Ratner says of Cyrus. “She knows what her job is; she came and gave me 200 percent.”

Britney Spears: How I spent my summer

I'm glad she's back in the studio, it's where she belongs!

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NEW YORK (Billboard) - Britney Spears is "spending her summer in the recording studio" working on a new album, according to a statement issued by her camp Wednesday.

The faded pop star is working with an unidentified "team of top-notch producers and songwriters" for the follow-up to last year's "Blackout," which has sold 879,000 copies in the United States, according to Nielsen SoundScan.

No release date was indicated in the statement from Jive Records and Spears' manager, Larry Rudolph.

Reuters/Billboard

Maybe he feels guilty?

Or he got a good smack on the head? from digital spy:


Ronnie Wood enters rehab

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Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood has gone into rehab for treatment for his drinking problem, his spokeswoman announced today.

The news follows the revelation last week that the guitarist, married for 23 years, had run away with 18-year-old Russian Ekaterina Ivanova.

"Following Ronnie's continued battle with alcohol he has entered a period of rehab," said the spokeswoman. "His close family and friends say he is seeking help and look forward to his recovery."

Wood is a long-time alcoholic and is thought to have spent time in clinics in 2002 and 2006.

His wife Jo said at the weekend: "How do you help an alcoholic? They have to want to get better and they have to want to go to rehab."

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It's Fun to Know: A New Menu for the Olympics

The Beijing Olympics are coming up in August, and Chinese officials have been preparing for it well in advance of the competitions. That includes encouraging restaurateurs to change the way certain foods are listed on restaurant menus. You see, the name of a dish in Chinese (which usually has something to do with its appearance or origin) doesn't always translate well into English. Check out the examples below:

Traditional Chinese name: "Chicken without sexual life"

Alternate proposed by the government: "Steamed pullet" (A pullet is a young chicken that has not produced eggs.)

Traditional Chinese name: "Husband and wife's lung slice"

Alternate proposed by the government: "Beef and ox tripe in chili sauce"

Traditional Chinese name: "Bean curd made by a pock-marked woman"

Alternate proposed by the government: "Mapo tofu"

(Source: CNN)

OH NOOOO!

(AP) -- Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have broken up, their publicists said Monday.

"Jimmy and Sarah have no further comment," Kimmel's spokesman Lewis Kay told The Associated Press, confirming the split that was first reported on Vanity Fair magazine's Web site.

Silverman's publicist, Amy Zvi, confirmed the breakup in an e-mail message to the AP. Zvi didn't immediately respond when asked for further details.

The pair dated for five years, and were one of Hollywood's funniest — and seemingly solid — couples.

Earlier this year, they took the Internet by storm with a mega-popular video duel. Silverman debuted a clip of her and Matt Damon singing about their fake love affair on Kimmel's ABC late-night show "Jimmy Kimmel Live," and Kimmel later responded with a star-studded video declaring a romance with Damon's best friend, Ben Affleck.

Silverman, 37, has made frequent appearances on the 39-year-old Kimmel's talk show. The comedian has starred in a feature-film length version of her one-woman show, "Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic," and fronted her own Comedy Central series, "The Sarah Silverman Program."

Nightmares

Remember the crazy nightmare I posted about? well, I think it was intuitive since I lost my job today. If you don't remember, it's here. I also think it was intuitive because I had nasty, brutal nightmares for about two weeks straight. My brain was trying to warn and prepare me for it! Anyway, this is pretty funny and it made me lol for a bit! from youtube.com!

Will It Ever End?

This feud between Paris and Nicole.....won't they ever end it? Can't we all just get along? Don't they understand how the world would be a better place if the fighting would just stop???

from digital spy:

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Nicole Richie is "fed up" with her friend Paris Hilton, say reports.

The socialite is annoyed that Hilton has moved next door to her in Glendale, California, because she doesn't welcome the press attention.

"Nicole moved out there to get away from the paparazzi," a source told the New York Post.

"But when Paris calls them they come to her quiet street and disrupt everything. She's getting a little fed up."

Richie lives with Good Charlotte rocker Joel Madden, while Hilton is currently romancing Madden's brother and neighbour Benji.

The Wonder Twins have Arrived!!

Wonder Twin powers activated! And on the best day, we share July 12th!! from omg!

Associated Press

- PARIS (AP) — The Brangelina twins are here: Angelina Jolie has given birth to a girl and a boy.

The obstetrician who delivered the twins, Dr. Michel Sussmann, told The Associated Press that the actress, the babies and Jolie's partner, Brad Pitt, "are doing marvelously well."

Sussmann said Jolie gave birth to a boy, Knox Leon, and a girl, Vivienne Marcheline, by Caesarean section on Saturday night.

He told the AP on Sunday morning that the boy weighed just over 5 pounds and the girl 5 pounds. The 33-year-old actress gave birth at around 8 p.m. on Saturday night, the doctor told the AP by telephone.

Pitt was there during the operation, said the doctor, who delivered the twins at the seaside Lenval hospital in Nice in southern France.

"Everything is going well," said Sussmann. "The mother, the babies, the father are doing marvelously well."

He said the Caesarean was moved forward from its originally planned date "for medical reasons" so that the babies could be born "in the best conditions." Sussman did not give details.

He said Jolie is expected to stay in the hospital for a few more days. The doctor said he believed the baby girl's middle name was chosen in honor of Jolie's mother, actress Marcheline Bertrand, who died in January 2007 after a 7 1/2-year battle with cancer.

HAPPY BIRFDAY TO ME!!!!

I'm not going to wax about it.....but one more year, maybe more drama....but at least I'm not dead! (actually it's on saturday....but I'll probably be too hammered tomorrow to post)

SamLo Post!!!

From Foxnews:

Lindsay Lohan pal and rumored lesbian lover Samantha Ronson has posted a widely circulated photo of the two of them kissing on her MySpace page.

The photo, which was taken at a party in May on Diddy's yacht in Cannes, is not posted as Ronson's profile picture, but appears in one of the 30-year-old's photo galleries.

Meanwhile, hip-hop DJ Ronson has bought a $22,000 Cartier diamond ring for the 22-year-old actress, a source told the U.K.'s Daily Mirror.

"Sam took Lindsay shopping to celebrate her 22nd birthday," the source said. "Although Lindsay is the major breadwinner, Sam has her own money and is very proud.

"It's not an engagement ring — simply a token of her commitment. Lindsay is thrilled and she and Sam are very content."

*whatever.....just come out already!!!*

Everybody's popping!!!

LOS ANGELES - Matthew McConaughey's Brazilian girlfriend has given birth to a boy, People magazine reported on its Web site on Tuesday.

The child — the first for McConaughey and model Camila Alves — was born on Monday evening, the report quoted the actor's publicist as saying.

McConaughey, 38, said in January that he and Alves were "stoked and wowed" by the pending arrival. He started dating Alves, a native of Rio De Janeiro, after breaking up with Spanish actress Penelope Cruz in 2006.

*"Alright Alright Alright!"*

Nicole Kidman popped!

Publicist says Kidman has given birth to girl

July 7, 2008, 10:07 AM EST

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -- A publicist for Keith Urban says Nicole Kidman has given birth to a baby girl in Nashville.

In a statement e-mailed Monday to The Associated Press, the publicist said: "Nicole and Keith Urban are delighted to announce that Nicole Kidman gave birth to a baby girl on Monday morning, July 7, 2008, in the United States. Sunday Rose Kidman Urban weighed 6 pounds, 7 1/2 ounces. Husband Keith was by Nicole's side and mother and baby are very well."

The baby is the first for Kidman and Urban. She has two children, Isabella and Connor, from her marriage to Tom Cruise. Kidman recently told Vanity Fair that she had a miscarriage early on in her relationship with Cruise, leading them to adopt.

Some CDAN Blind Item reveals!

Enty promised reveals on July 4th, I'm putting a few of the more interesting ones here:

You try coming to work like this actor and lets see how long you keep your job, let alone get lots and lots of ass kissing.

A list film actor. Yes, A-list, no ifs ands or buts. Well, if he had stuck with what made him famous he probably wouldn't have made it to A-list but he adapted. Latest film. Not a great film. First day. Table reading. Our actor showed up for it and was so drunk he could barely stand. No one who was setting everything up would come near him because you could smell him a mile away. He kept stumbling and falling everywhere. Affectionate to everyone. Lots of hugs and kisses. Finally managed to get the actor in a seat. He then started mumbling incoherently and the crews were trying to figure out what he was saying. Then he takes a package out of his jacket pocket...it was a mushed up burrito. He held it up to one of the crew and said "look....what is this?" So she looks and tells him it's a burrito...with chicken...he couldn't comprehend this AT ALL. She went and got him a soda and a sandwich. She was trying to get him into some kind of shape for the reading. It wasn't looking good. Oh, did I mention that he rode his motorcycle to the place? Yeah...good...right? Well, everyone LOVED him...said it was one of his best readings ever...he was brilliant. On and one it went, even though no one had been able to understand one word that came out of his mouth.

Keanu Reeves

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Judging by the way this formerly married male singer with a reality television past was being mobbed by D list women you would think his current long term relationship was over. Judging by the amount of phone numbers he collected from said women, it very well could be.

Nick Lachey

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This A list actor's daughter was recently spotted by dad making out and groping some random guy in a corner of a bar. Dad went over and scared the guy off. Not to be outdone, the daughter got back at the dad by repeatedly walking up to him and crying whenever he was engaged in conversation with another woman.

Rumer Willis/Bruce Willis

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This must have happened about six months ago now. Chicago. In one corner you have a B list actor. Married. For now. A list name recognition. How about A+ name recognition. Anyway, our actor was in town doing some press, making some friends, drinking a little bit. Hey just because it is a kindness doesn't mean that it is going to be lovely dovey. He shouldn't, but he does. So, our actor befriended a few of the waitresses at this particular establishment. One of them came up to him and was talking about how some guy had ordered Cristal or something for his girlfriend for their six month anniversary or something and he then realized he had left his wallet at home. Our actor told the waitress to say that the manager had picked up the bill and our actor paid it. Our actor had such a good time doing that nice thing that he decided to pick up every tab in the place that night. He didn't announce it or scream it because then everyone would have just ordered and ordered. Instead, he spoke with the manager and as each person settled their bill they were told it was on the house and thanks for being such a good customer when instead each tab was actually paid for by the actor. Final bill? About $10,000. Plus tip. He is always a good tipper.

Ben Affleck

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This B- film actress was on a flight with her girlfriend and hid her face under her blanket the entire flight. Why? She could only afford Business Class. Not too bad except when two people from The Real World were laughing at you from First Class.

Lindsay Lohan

Madonna the homewrecker?

I'm not sure if I should laugh at how funny it is or just sigh because Madonna has never really changed...from digital spy:

By Daniel Kilkelly, Entertainment Reporter

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Madonna has been accused of "stealing" US baseball star Alex Rodriguez from his wife of five years.

Cynthia Rodriguez was reportedly furious when she found a letter that the sportsman had written to Madonna, which said: "You're my soulmate." She is said to be convinced that the Queen of Pop influenced her husband after introducing him to the Kabbalah religion.

According to The Mirror today, Cynthia told a friend: "He was having an affair with her."

She added: "I feel like Madonna's using mind control over him. I don't recognise the man he's become. He was a sweet, beautiful, loving husband and father. Today he's very cold and calculating."

Rodriguez's friend told the newspaper: "This all started with Kabbalah. Alex told Cynthia that he'd been looking for his soulmate. And now, he said, he'd found her. Cynthia also said she found a letter where Alex told Madonna 'You are my true soulmate.' She is very upset as you may imagine but she still loves her husband."

Cynthia, who gave birth to her second child with Alex ten weeks ago, has now travelled to Paris, where she is staying with close friend Lenny Kravitz. She is reportedly planning a divorce.

The latest revelations follow press rumours that Madonna is planning to split from her husband Guy Ritchie.

Her publicist Liz Rosenberg has insisted that there is no romance between Madonna and Alex, who plays for the New York Yankees.

She said: "Madonna and Alex have the same manager, Guy Oseary. They have met. They know each other and Madonna took her kids to a Yankees game last week. There's really not anything to comment on beyond that."