Bullshit?

I think I smell it:

Mary-Kate Olsen is reportedly pregnant.

The 22-year-old star - who shot to fame alongside twin sister Ashley in hit US TV show 'Full House' aged nine months - has sparked rumours she is expecting her first child after her weight shot up to 102lbs, according to National Enquirer magazine.

A source said: "Mary-Kate has been looking a lot rounder recently. It is good she has put on weight, because she previously suffered from anorexia, but a lot of people think she could actually be attempting to hide her pregnancy."

Mary-Kate has been dating New York artist Nate Lowman since the beginning of the year and is said to have been inspired to start a family by late actor, and close friend, Heath Ledger - who told her becoming a father was the most rewarding thing he had ever done.

The source added: Mary-Kate really took Heath's words to heart

The source added: "Mary-Kate really took Heath's words to heart. She wanted the same kind of fulfilment in her life that Heath found in his after becoming a dad.

"She is really happy with Nate and is very excited they will soon be starting their family together."

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebri...sen-23759.html

And in 'It's About time' news....

from digital spy:

Amy Winehouse has apparently taken steps to separate from her husband Blake Fielder-Civil.

The 25-year-old singer met with lawyers yesterday to discuss a divorce, according to The Sun.

Winehouse was taken to hospital at the weekend following what was claimed to be a drink and drugs related seizure brought on by a telephone row with her husband. She has since checked herself into a clinic for treatment and is said to have asked her father to arrange the legal meeting.

Fielder-Civil is meanwhile in rehab as part of the terms of his early release from a 27-month jail sentence for attacking a pub landlord and perverting the course of justice. Rumours that the marriage had reached crisis point started circulating as soon as he entered the Surrey centre.

Last week, a friend said Winehouse had finally accepted that the couple did not have a future together and that a separation was the only way forward.

Whores that they are....

They're whoring out their newborn too. Couldn't expect anything less from them. from digitalspy:

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are likely to be offered $2 million for photos of their new son, a celebrity publicist has said.

Simpson and the Fall Out Boy star are expected to receive the sum for an exclusive photoshoot with baby Bronx Mowgli, according to Howard Bragman.

"I see Ashlee and Pete coming in at the low seven figures mark. $2 million seems like a good, solid figure for Ashlee and Pete. It's a two-celeb couple, so that's a boost for them," ABC News quotes him as saying.

"Keep in mind, last year, Ashlee was the girl who sang along to the tape recorder," he added, in reference to a much-criticised lip-syncing performance.

"It was a PR nightmare. Now, she's a newlywed and a new mom, so she's a lot more relatable."

The publicist claimed that Simpson would be unlikely to match the record $20 million that Angelina Jolie received for images of her newborn twins.

*my sentiments:

Joel and Nicole to tie the knot?

Is this to show up Pari$, who split up with the other Madden brother? off of gossiprocks.com:

In the crazy-tip-turvy-Holllywood-world you have babies first…then you get married. Since Nicole and Richie and Joel Madden had their baby girl almost a year ago, they are ready to make it legal and honest. Sources report that Harlow’s momma and daddy are planning to get married on their baby’s birthday, January 11th.

“They want to set an example for Harlow. Nicole and Joel are doing this to seal their love legally. They want the ceremony to coincide with Harlow’s first birthday and be one big joyous occasion for everybody.”

*On the same day as Harlow's birthday? Damm....if they ever split up, as is common in LaLa land, that would suck for everyone, especially Harlow cuz that would be THE REST OF HER LIFE.*

Britney Didn't Split Up the Marriage

Fed-Ex did....from Celebritywonder.com:

Britney Spears has revealed Kevin Federline ended their marriage.

The "Womanizer" singer filed for divorce in 2006, but has now confessed it was actually the aspiring rapper who called time on their relationship.

She admitted: "I didn't think my husband was gonna leave me."

Britney, who recently admitted the marriage was a mistake, also revealed her sadness over the split because it means the couple's two sons, Sean Preston, three, and Jayden James, two, can't enjoy a traditional upbringing.

The 26-year-old star - who currently enjoys three visits a week with the boys - told America's Rolling Stone magazine: "To be a really good mom, I feel your child needs to be your full-time job."

"I want to raise my kids and share all of those precious moments with them."

"If Kevin hadn't left, I'd be with my babies 24/7. But since they're almost like twins, they both take care of each other."

"I think they look like me. They don't look like their father at all."

*Of course he left you, honey...he got what he wanted and now he's set to never have to work. He totally took advantage of you. Sorry it went that way, but you should have known better.*

*brought to you by Britmas*

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Thank you, Abraham Lincoln, for instituting this day so I could have time off of work. I am also thankful for getting that white eyelash out of my eyelid, it was growing in funny and hurt.

But most of all, I am thankful to you, my readers. You are my inspiration and motivation! I hope, wherever you are, that you are happy and healthy.

Let's keep up the snark!

Just in time for Thanksgiving

Lainey BI reveals!

Lainey has revealed some old Blind Items recentlysources: digging on Lainey Gossip and thefashionspot

Because he ignores her

Another week, another riddle involving a coke fiend. Everyone does it, but it's not the doing that's intriguing, it's the who's doing that's intriguing. Especially since her reputation is supposed to be so civilised and enlightened: a doting mother, a successful business, an artist (debatable), and an icon to many a MiniVan member. ironic as it may seem considering the original spirit of the inspiration. The situation is actually even more shocking considering her past.

Having had that kind of experience with addiction though, perhaps there are only 2 roads: to shun drugs fiercely or, as it is in this case, to embrace them dangerously in her time of need.It's not just genes that keep her so thin. More

Answer: Sarah Jessica Parker

Proof 1 Actually no. Valentino was there to keep her company, so at least one gay was by her side … and a orange one at that…just not the one she was hoping for. Seriously, how fashionable is it to look as though you’re being asphyxiated? This is Sarah Jessica Parker last night at the New York City Ballet opening in a killer short dress but no one to appreciate it.

Proof 2 SJP this morning taking James Wilkie to school more dressed up than usual for the daily routine. James’s hair is starting to resemble his mother’s. Very cute.Not so cute are his mother’s scrawny legs. They’ve always been scrawny. Like the rest of her. She says it’s simple genetics. That she’s always been a rail.

Oh really?

Star Treatment

How does he roll? Private plane on someone else’s dime with specific requests about the type of aircraft…like it’s not enough to bypass commercial flying, you need to fly in a particular model. But that’s just the beginning. He can only travel in matching (like MATCHING!) SUVs with police escort. Three of them. One left empty. And then a sedan.

Why the sedan? Because his lower level staff are not allowed to ride in SUVs. They are beneath SUVs. His staff must also stay in a hotel separate from his.Then there’s eye contact. No eye contact under any circumstances. If his driver happens to have to idle for more than 15 seconds with him in the car – say they’re packing up gear, or waiting for a delivery – the driver must exit the vehicle until the fleet is ready to move. More

Answer: P Diddy

Proof: Diddy = Barack Obama? Sit the f-ck DOWN B List!Barack Obama wouldn’t tell people not to make eye contact. Barack Obama wouldn’t tell hotel staff to kowtow in his presence and be honoured to breathe his air. Barack Obama wouldn’t make a 100 people wait during what was promised to be a live interactive interview and cancel at the last minute for no reason. But Diddy would. And Diddy did.And who are the f-cking idiots spending money on this sh-t?

Body or Baby?

A couple of years ago, I was the first to write about the celebrity IV diet – many of them would admit themselves to hospital under the care of a proper physician for 10 days, 2 weeks or so, eliminating food in favour of an IV drip chock full of essentials to keep one alive while starving. Click here for a refresher. Mainstream outlets only picked up on this last month. Needless to say, the IV diet presents some major health issues. It’s also not that convenient. How many weeks on end can you disappear in a given year without arousing suspicion, to say nothing of the limitations on actually having a real life – who wants to spend weeks at a time away from home? This is why she chose something, for her anyway, that was more … flexible. In more ways than one. More

Answer: Debra Messing

Proof:Now that she has her body back, her priority now is to spend time with her husband: "I can't tell you the last time I had a date with my husband. My ideal date with Daniel would be a spectacular meal, maybe Italian, followed by dancing. That's a New Year's resolution I'm looking forward to."Italian?Carbs expand in your stomach. Then again, that’s what elasticity is for.


It’s easy but it’s not hard

Caution right off the top – if you’re the prudey type, some details here are not for you. Click away or hold your peace. Don’t be emailing me with a lewd complaint since you were given ample warning.Celebrities are surrounded all the time by beautiful women. Especially him. He boasts an impressive track record, minus one infection, and so you would think, for a regular, non famous girl, even a really, really beautiful non famous girl, it would be an insurmountable obstacle to catch his eye…right? Not so. More

Answer: Leonardo DiCaprio

ProofHopefully Bar can raise his bar (a link to a Leonardo post on justjared)

One after another – celebrity dog scandals.

This one is extremely upsetting.Miss Bottom had two. Both of the same fierce breed. They say of this breed that they should never be left alone together. That inevitably only one will remain.And this is what happened recently. One ate the other. The other is gone. Killed. Seeing as she has such a wonderful publicist however, this tragedy likely won’t see the light of day. But every dog owner will tell you – they are like our children. We are responsible for our children. We are responsible for making sure they are safe. Clearly her dogs were not safe. Clearly she was too busy publicising a romance rather than prioritising her pet. Douche. (Can't find the link anymore but here it is on tFS)

Answer: Jessica Biel (disgusts me)

Proof: Apparently they’re about to move in to his new New York apartment together and are tentatively doing so in LA as well. This would mean making sure her remaining dog, the one that ate her 2nd dog, killing it tragically as she was negligently in the other room, will have to live in peace with Justin’s two pooches.

O Happy Day!!

She's OV-AH! Finally!
You may have noticed my lack of Pari$ Hilton posts.....I have refused to give the bitch any press. But this is so perfect and lovely, I must share it. From Page 6:

November 25, 2008 --

Paris Hilton's popularity has plummeted. The heir-head, whose show, "Paris Hilton's My New BFF," on MTV has low ratings, was booed so badly at the Kress in Hollywood this weekend, she refused to take the stage. Hilton was at a birthday party for designer Christian Audigier's daughter, Crystal, and was supposed to introduce the Pussycat Dolls. But when Audigier took the stage and yelled to the crowd, "Do you want to see Paris Hilton?" our spy said, "The entire room - which had just cheered when they thought Britney Spears was coming - booed loudly. Paris was practically in tears and left without taking the stage."

I Wanna Be Your Dog

Enjoy a little Iggy Pop with Steve Jones. Song has been in my head for days. I saw Iggy once after a Farm Aid concert years ago and man, that guy is short. Walked like his back hurt, in the rod up his ass sort of way.

No Doubt coming back?

It's about goddammm time!



Gwen Stefani is making good on her promise that No Doubt will record a new album and go on tour. I think she made that promise like 3 years ago or some shit, but it's better late than never! On their official website, they posted this picture along with a little iChat conversation between the band members. Basically, they are going to take their shit on the road next year while working on their first album together in seven years. The last time they performed on stage together was in 2004.

Gwen has been busy making babies with funny names, putting out her own albums and working on some fashion shit.

Fuck yes. I can't wait to go to this shit. I just hope there's a bunch of 30-something hos who pay homage to vintage Gwen by wearing zipper pants, furry bra tops, suspenders and Frankenstein boots. Oh and don't forget the rockabilly hair and bindi.

Now if only No Doubt can get Garbage, Alanis Morissette, Joan Osbourne, Paula Cole, Fiona Apple, Tracy Bonham, The Cardigans and Meredith Brooks to perform with them. Actually, I think I went to a show in L.A. in the late 90s where all those bitches performed together. Aw. Those were the days when I was a little homo who really wanted to be an angsty lezzie.


The Return Of No Doubt | Dlisted

Wanna hear all of Britney's Circus?

Click here.

you won't be disappointed! It's danceable, I like it and yes, it's like Blackout pt. 2. Except Brit doesn't sound like a drugged up tart in this one.

Happy Britmas.

Blind Item!

straight from gossip rocks, having a helluva time figuring it out. What is know so far is that the actor is female and very very famous. Maybe you can figure it out:

This actor doesn't act at all! They have an acting coach on hand who learns the script and performs it. For each scene the coach will position the actor, show them what to do, and the actor will mimic it exactly. This is why their films take so long to complete. One person from the set left for 2 weeks for another engagement, when she returned they were still doing the same scene! They also use eyedrops for tears, but apparently that's pretty normal.

And this was given as a clue:

Ass-lee's in labor

I wonder if the nose is gonna be hard to pass through....

from Socialite's Life:

It has been confirmed by In Touch that Ashlee Simpson has gone into labor. The magazine chatted with a source close to the family who admitted, "Yes, she is in labor." This news comes after Ashlee's false alarm this weekend.,

With her husband Pete Wentz by her side, along with her family, the entire brood is eagerly awaiting this new arrival at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

*She's huge, she should be ready to give birth! Maybe the baby will come out like this:*



Update: World's Biggest Idiots Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson (both singers or musicians or something) have welcomed a baby boy into the world. The child's name is Bronx Mowgli. We repeat: Bronx. Mowgli. [Rolling Stone]

*Better than Brooklyn Baloo?*

Over in 3...2...1.....

Team Guy wins, he won't be bought off. from foxnews.com:

Madonna and her husband of ten years Guy Ritchie are to initiate the first stage of their divorce proceedings tomorrow in London, according to court papers. If all goes smoothly, the divorce could be final in six weeks.

Ritchie is not asking for any of Madonna's fortune, estimated at over $450 million, U.K. papers are reporting. Ritchie is worth about one-tenth of that.

The couple will share custody of their two boys, Rocco, 8, and adopted David, 3, with the two splitting time between New York and London, say reports.

Madonna's daughter Lourdes from a previous relationship, will stay with her mother.

The quick settlement comes just over a month since the two publicly announced their split amidst rumors linking Madonna and New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez.

The couple's lawyers, Helen Ward and Fiona Shackleton, are said to have worked tirelessly to gain an early settlement.

*Not to nit-pick, but I thought they were married 7 1/2 years, not 10*

Blind Item!

from MTO, so take it for what it's worth:

November 19, 2008. Get ready for another celebrity divorce. MediaTakeOut.com just caught wind that a popular African American comedian's wife is about to file for divorce.

According to our snitches, the comedian's wife is very unhappy with how brazen her hubby's cheating has become. The tipster claims that this 40-something year old comedian is now bringing his jump off - who is about 20 years old - to his movie premieres.

But don't worry guys, the DIRTY DOG is about to get what he has coming to him. You see, his wife has already hired a VERY PROMINENT divorce lawyer and is set to file any day now. And the dude has NO IDEA what's about to hit him.

We here at MediaTakeOut.com could give you the name of the comedian, but that would just spoil the fun. We can tell you that he's pretty popular and he has a movie out in theaters now.

But don't worry ... we'll all know who it is soon enough...

*Spin's guess: Chris Rock*

And cuz I'm bored...

Suri flips you off:

If this is you, I'm sorry....

Hey, bitches in Congress: Fix my economy. k thx bai

She Looks Good....

So you don't have to. Here's Heidi "I've had three kids" Klum on the catwalk at the 2008 Victoria's Secret show. Frankly, this is where she belongs, not on my TV. I find her shrilly little voice annoying and the world is a better place when she keeps her yap shut. She's meant for looking good and that's it.


Frankly, I can't believe she's still doing this. Stephanie Seymour retired long ago with her brood. Not Heidi. She's going to flaunt herself in front of the rest of us who are flabby, fat and work in an office all day long until one of us rises up and stabs her in the eye. But that wouldn't stop her, she'd still prance about with a terribly stylish eyepatch, her abs taunting us all.

Here's Heidi talking to Us Magazine:

Heidi Klum's tip for losing that pesky baby weight?
Be realistic.
“I always think, 'Look at how people were before they were pregnant,'" Klum, 34, says in June's Marie Claire. “If you were a toned, healthy, energetic person, most likely you will be like that again."
Klum rocked a bikini two months after welcoming her second child, Henry, in a 2005 Victoria's Secret fashion show.
"A lot of people come to me, and they’re like, ‘Will I look like you after I have the baby?’" she added. "And I say, ‘Well, how were you before?’" she says. "You can’t kid yourself.”

"I don’t want to be wondering about how skinny I am, wondering what I’m going to eat because I don’t want to gain and I want to look hot and young, always and forever," she adds.
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You make beaucoup $$ off your body!!! Whatever bitch.

Circus Leak!

Just in time for Britmas....This is Rockboy:

Fun with Engrish!

found this on the Engrish site and had to share.....I'm already singing it to myself!