Could this be fake?

I mean, when has Michael Lohan apologized for anything? What would change his mind about Sam Ronson? IDGI....from digitalspy:

Lindsay Lohan's father has apologised to Sam Ronson for his previous remarks about her, according to reports.

Michael Lohan had previously branded Ronson as "disgusting" and suggested that she was destroying his daughter's life.

However, he has now described the DJ as a positive influence on Lindsay, says The Sun.

He said: "I want to say I'm sorry for anything negative I said about Sam. It was totally off-colour. I appreciate that she cares about Lindsay's health and wellbeing.

"I really see Sam in a whole different light now."

Blind Items!

for your weekend, have a ponder on these:

CDAN – This former B list movie actor with A list name recognition who now goes from tv show to tv show on a fairly regular basis was leaving for work the other day when he ran over his neighbor’s cat with his car and killed it. The neighbor saw the entire incident and screamed. Our actor stopped the car and took a look at what happened and said, “I don’t have time for this right now. I have to get to work. We can talk about it tonight when I get home.” He has yet to talk to the neighbor or say he was sorry.
*Rob Lowe?*

CDAN – This B list movie and television actress from a hit network drama went ballistic today when she overheard two crew members making fun of the fact that our actress was in the lowest grossing movie in the history of movies. Bonus points for the movie.
*Katherine Heigl and the movie is Zyzzyx Road*

Happy Labor Day!!

ok kids, it's a long weekend and I'm off! HAve a great weekend...if something big happens, I'll tell you all about it!!

Human Nature

Madge has lost her mind since dabbling in Kabballah (however the fuck you spell it) but I STILL love this song. Suck this:

Finally peace for MJ

Here's a stripped down version from the Daily Beast....basically, they're going to Keep Him in the Closet (it's a joke son):

[A] recent behind-the-scenes tour of the cemetery was conducted by a man who had worked there for several years in a job that had him into the bowels of every single building, the entire breadth of the grounds, and he knew the place like the back of his hand.

“There’s Spencer Tracy’s plot -- and over here Errol Flynn’s,” says my guide, pointing to the appropriate places. After rounding a corner of one elaborate building, he motioned toward an out-of-the-way flower bed, pulled back a low hanging palm frond and said, “Hardly anyone has ever seen this.” He pointed to a plaque which read: Walter Elias Disney. Engraved underneath: “Ashes scattered in paradise.” Resting below, at the foot of a Little Mermaid statue, was a small stuffed Mickey Mouse.

Inside the mammoth Freedom Mausoleum, my guide points to a low marble bench and then up to the wall where a side-by-side crypt held the remains of Gracie Allen (1902-1964) and George Burns (1896-1996). He explains that every Tuesday for decades, Burns would sit on that bench and visit with his departed soulmate. The simple legend on their crypt reads: “Together Again.” Nat King Cole’s crypt is above and to the right.

The talk of workers on the property today is of exactly where Michael Jackson will spend eternity after his final family memorial service, scheduled for Thursday at Forest Lawn’s Great Mausoleum, inside the elaborate Memorial Court of Honor. In that hall Jackson’s casket is scheduled to be staged under a stunning stained glass rendition of Leonardo da Vinci’s "Last Supper" masterpiece. It occupies one entire wall.

This location likely would have met with Michael’s approval. He once commissioned his own special Last Supper painting and for years it hung directly over his bed at Neverland Ranch. In Jackson’s version he occupies the center space where Jesus is usually seen and instead of the disciples there are some of Jackson’s heroes painted in, among them Abraham Lincoln, Albert Einstein, Charlie Chaplin, Elvis Presley and Little Richard.

After the hoopla surrounding Jackson’s death dies down, maybe in a year or more, cemetery workers speculate that Jackson will be permanently buried in the uber-expensive “Golden Key” section of Forest Lawn, which is outlined with a prohibitively tall brick wall. Only family members in possession of a special key can enter this rarified space where the likes of Mary Pickford, Sammy Davis Jr. and Humphrey Bogart are interred. It’s a vast and lavish area of the cemetery surrounded with glittering marble statues and elaborate sarcophaguses.

But for now, sources tell me, Michael Jackson will be stored in a crypt almost directly underneath the Last Supper masterpiece.

To get to that spot my guide showed me a wide marble staircase, roped off to keep the public out, but clearly visible as going down. The first sunken level is where it’s expected Jackson will be held. Standing at the top of these stairs is like standing on the top floor of an apartment building and being able to see all the levels of staircases. It has an eerie feeling to it and, according to multiple sources, this is the route to the secret underground catacombs.

Michael Jackson will lie in repose over no fewer than 13 subterranean floors, each holding intriguing secrets, some could date as far back to the late 1800’s. As one cemetery insider told me, ”It’s sort of the opposite of the stairway to heaven.”

When asked to confirm these areas a Forest Lawn spokesperson denied they exist.

But my sources, including another ex-Forest Lawn maintenance man and a mutual acquaintance of both employees to whom they gave contemporaneous accounts over the years, give descriptions that are rich with detail.

“There is a level where devil worshippers were once interred,” my guide tells me. “It’s complete with devil statues, pentagrams and an area where worshippers conducted weird services.”

Another subterranean area, according to the guide, was set aside as the final spot for wealthy gypsy families, the figurines on their crypts otherworldly, and as recently as the 1960s, my sources say, their families would stage elaborate get-togethers to honor their dead relatives.

Many doors remain padlocked deep within this labyrinth but when two workers opened one they discovered a room lined with shelves holding crematory urns for military men, police officers, nurses and city workers who were cremated gratis and held all these years because there were no families to claim them.

*Somehow I think MJ is very happy with this!*

*Love the song, hate the video*

DJ AM DEAD

from TMZ.com:

Law enforcement sources tell us DJ AM -- also known as Adam Goldstein -- was found dead this afternoon in New York City.

Sources tell us he was found in his apartment at around 5:20 PM. We're told drug paraphernalia was found at the scene.

We're told DJ AM had not been seen or heard from for a few days -- one of his friends went to check on him, but got no response after knocking on his apartment door.

We're told the friend called the police, who broke down the door and then found DJ AM's body.

Back in September of 2008, DJ AM and Travis Barker survived a plane crash in South Carolina. Four people died in the crash -- which was caused when the airplane aborted takeoff and then ran off the runway. DJ AM and Barker were the only survivors.

Here's a little bit of him at work:

he had just started this gig at Rain in Vegas in April this year:

Here we go

So Brad lied in his interview that he gave up smoking pot because of the kids? What's the real story? Is she really still shooting smack? courtesy of digitalspy:

Angelina Jolie has reportedly blamed Jennifer Aniston after discovering that Brad Pitt used to smoke marijuana.

Jolie allegedly told her friends that partner Pitt lied to her when he said that he had stopped smoking the drug.

A source admitted to the National Enquirer: "Ange says it's Jen's fault Brad is still smoking pot, since the bulk of his drug-taking days were when he was with her.

"She's angry and looking for someone to blame, so Jen is always going to be a prime target."

The insider continued: "Angie, feeling she's been totally lied to, is piecing together all the other things Brad's not been truthful to her about and come up with a fairly long list."

Chelsa lately split!

Does this mean that her show will tank very soon? I'm getting tired of it anyway, she's just using it as a promotional tool for other comics, not for her own material...because she's just NOT THAT FUNNY. from digitalspy:

Comedian Chelsea Handler has split from her long-term boyfriend, according to reports.

The 34-year-old host of E! chatshow Chelsea Lately broke up with her TV boss and partner of three years Ted Harbert, says Contactmusic.

The pair reportedly shared a Los Angeles home for much of their relationship, while it is believed that the comic asked Harbert to move out into a Hollywood hotel.

A spokesperson for Handler declined to comment on the matter.

GOOD

If Princess RiRi and Masterfists Brown are going to beat on each other, then that means they don't need to be together anyway. From yahoo!news:

A judge on Tuesday sentenced Chris Brown to five years' probation, six months' community labor for the beating of Rihanna and ordered the R&B singer to stay away from his former girlfriend for the next five years.

Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Patricia Schnegg told Brown that he could be sent to state prison if he violated any terms of his sentence, including an order to stay 100 yards away from Rihanna unless they're attending music industry events.

Brown will serve his sentence in his home state — Virginia — and his community labor will be overseen by the police chief in Richmond.

The judge said she wanted to ensure that Brown, 20, performs physical labor instead of community service, such as mentoring young people. He will also undergo a year of domestic violence counseling.

Rihanna did not attend Tuesday's sentencing.

At one point, Brown, who was accompanied by his mother, agreed to the terms of the sentence before Schnegg had finished going through them all.

The hearing had been planned for Thursday afternoon, but Brown's lawyer, Mark Geragos, asked to move up the singer's sentencing to Tuesday. A previous attempt to sentence Brown was postponed when Schnegg said she hadn't received adequate assurances that Brown would perform physical labor if allowed to serve probation in Virginia.

The judge said she was satisfied with a letter presented by Geragos that Richmond Police Chief Bryan T. Norwood will directly oversee Brown's labor program.

After Brown pleaded guilty to felony assault in June, Schnegg ordered the pair to stay away from each other and to not contact one another. Her order Tuesday essentially extended that for the next five years.

He said after Tuesday's hearing that Rihanna did not object to to the stay-away order, which allows the former couple to be within 10 yards of each other if they are attending music industry events.

Otherwise, Brown was ordered to remain 100 yards away from Rihanna.

*Think she'll walk around with a 100 yard ruler? Ozymandias is pleased.*

DRUGS LEGAL IN MEXICO

Let the new culture of drug tourism begin! Remeber, you still can't bring it back over the border, kids!

fresh from Gawker.com:

Not to totally alarm you but drugs are now legal in Mexico, okay. Here's how much you can carry! For "personal use," Dr. Gonzo:

The maximum amount of marijuana for "personal use" under the new law is 5 grams-the equivalent of about four joints. The limit is a half gram for cocaine, the equivalent of about 4 "lines." For other drugs, the limits are 50 milligrams of heroin, 40 milligrams for methamphetamine and 0.015 milligrams for LSD.

Here's a summary from a comment made by SpiritFingers:

And Cancun already smelled like vomit and lapsed virginity...now reefer and heroin body funk? Phew. That place is now a Rob Zombie movie.


So now the only reason anyone goes to Mexico is to be a drug tourist, amirite?

Stupid woman

Stupid stupid woman. So now that the hormones have cleared out, now she can think. NOW she regrets it. You made your bed, Octomom, live in it. from digitalspy:

Nadya Suleman has claimed that she "screwed up" her life and the lives of her children by choosing to give birth to eight babies.

The mother-of-fourteen, dubbed 'Octomom' by the press after giving birth in January, admitted that she never thought about the future when she became pregnant following IVF treatment.

"I screwed myself, I screwed up my life, I screwed up my kids' lives... What was I thinking?" she says in an upcoming documentary for Fox News.

"What the heck am I going to do? I have to put on this strong face and I have to pretend like I don't regret it. I cannot regret it now because I have them and they are here, but what was I thinking?"

The documentary footage shows the 33-year-old attempting to feed the eight screaming babies at her home in California.

This just screams BAD IDEA

who would really trust attention whore Michael Lohan anyway? I mean, really Jon? Really? Are times THAT tough? I want to be a fan ,Jon, but you're making it very very hard. Radarlonline.com reports:

Jon Gosselin is looking to expand his reality TV horizons with a new show detailing the lives of divorced dads.

In an exclusive interview with RadarOnline.com, Michael Lohan revealed that Jon is pursuing a new reality show to be called The Divorced Dads Club. According to Lohan, the father-of-eight is fed up with his contract at TLC, the network behind Jon & Kate Plus 8.

“There’s bad blood there. If your show was making the network $130 something million and they paid you the pittance they paid you and restricted you from doing so many different things, how would you feel?” Lohan asked.

Lohan said The Divorced Dads Club is now in development at Endemol, the production company behind Big Brother, Deal or No Deal and numerous other game and reality shows.

“We’re just waiting now to find out if it can all work out,” Lohan said. “If TLC picks up the show, there’s no problem with Jon’s contract, so we’ll see.”

Lohan, who confirmed he also plans to be part of The Divorced Dad’s Club, said the show’s premise has Hollywood knocking.

“I know they’re reaching out to Dennis Rodman. I know Jose Canseco has already said yes, he wants to be part of the show that bad. There are even some divorced celebrities who are not dads who want to do the show.”

*Jon Go$$elin indeed*

And comments are back up!!!

my haloscan is fixed and you may feel free to snark at your leisure!

MUSE

This band might be the best thing that's happened to music for a while....have a listen! Here's Supermassive Black Hole:



and Assassin:



for you Twilight twits, here's a little RPat tidbit from Holy Moly!:

New Sexiest Man in the World Ever 2009, Robert Pattinson, is said to be keen on 'older women'. And when in pursuit of said MILFs he refers to 'Harold & Maude' to help dismiss any objections on the grounds of age.

He was also a shameless attention seeker at school, spending most of his time at posho Barnes school sitting up trees and reading poetry.

Is Kim Jealous?

That's the big question! from digitalspy:

Kourtney Kardashian has confirmed that the father of her unborn baby is on-off boyfriend Scott Disick.

The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star revealed the identity of the child's father during an appearance on NBC's Today show this morning.

Speaking to Us Weekly yesterday, her younger sister Kim said: "Everyone is so excited for this new journey in our life. It's the first addition to the Kardashian clan.

"We only wish that our dad [who passed away in 2003] could be here and experience this with us."

Kardashian, 30, is alleged to have split with Disick earlier this year amid rumours that he had cheated on her. The baby is due in December.

Her new reality show Kourtney And Khloe Take Miami premieres this Sunday on E!

Lady GaGa: Gay!

Now if she would just get her nose fixed....from RadarOnline:

Kanye West may position himself to be the biggest music act in the world, but rising star Lady Gaga made sure they were on the same page before agreeing to join him on tour.

“When I started in the mainstream it was the gays that lifted me up. I committed myself to them and they committed themselves to me, and because of the gay community I’m where I am today,” she revealed to Out magazine. Thus, before signing up with West, she cemented her position and perspective.

She told the rapper: “I just want to be clear before we decide to do this together: I’m gay. My music is gay. My show is gay. And I love that it’s gay. And I love my gay fans and they’re all going to be coming to our show. And it’s going to remain gay.”

Amy, Amy, Amy....

Just put out another album already and STFU. from digitalspy:

Amy Winehouse is growing bored of her current party-free lifestyle, it has been claimed.

The troubled star reportedly made the confession at a barbecue that she organised for friends at her home in North London over the weekend.

Winehouse moved from Camden to Barnet earlier this year after allegedly deciding that her old residence held too many bad memories.

Discussing the singer's gathering, a source told the Daily Star: "It was great fun, although Amy admitted that she really misses the crazy Camden party scene since she's moved to Barnet."

On Winehouse's behaviour, the insider said: "Amy took advantage of the glorious weather and was in full chef mode, cooking up a storm in her garden in Barnet.

"However, in true Amy style all the meat was marinated in booze. The night was like a bizarre version of TV's Come Dine With Me. Everyone expected Amy's amateur cooking to be a disaster."

The 24-year-old recently vowed to stay single for the foreseeable future following her divorce from Blake Fielder-Civil.

Just to mull

while I'm out for a day or two....women who snap is the theme....I offer the Boomtown Rats "I don't like Mondays" written for a school shooting in San Deigo, 1981...a woman walked into a schoolyard and shot children, citing she did it because she didn't like mondays....

Women lose their damm minds too! Consider, if you havn't seen it, the show Snapped on the Oxygen network, dedicated to female killers...since I have a sadistic streak, I totally enjoy this show. Check it out here. Thoughts?

For ur Lulz

I'm gonna be down a few days kids, server issues....so take a little time to treat yourself right!

New Look!

I'm trying out a new template, what do you think? I'm trying to help the thing load faster and look better overall. Fear not, I know a few things disappeared, I shall have them restored shortly.

BTW, in case you didn't know, Creation Beta is dead. The owner couldn't afford to keep it going anymore. I am heartborken, have to find a new place for downloads now. :(