Don't Be A Douchebag!

For your weekend!

Lilly Allen: It's over

from digitalspy:

Lily Allen has confirmed that she has no intention of recording a follow-up album to this year's It's Not Me, It's You.

The singer recently revealed that she would star in a stage production of Neil LaBute's Reasons To Be Pretty and would not "record and tour again for quite a while".

Writing on her It's Not Alright blog, Allen said: "Just so you know, I have not renegotiated my record contract and have no plans to make another record (applause).

"I do however remain a fan of new music, so this is not some selfish crusade."

She added: "The days of me making money from recording music has been and gone as far as I'm concerned, so I don't (at this point) stand to profit from legislation.

Kirk Cameron: Snake

In an effort to not give the douche publicity, I'm not running his personal embarrassment about Darwin's theory of evolution here. But this is better:

Kirk Cameron, best known for his role in the 1980s sitcom Growing Pains, now spends much of his time advocating for far-right Christian evangelical causes.

In a video posted recently to YouTube, Cameron lays out a plan to subvert 'Darwin Day' on November 22, 2009 -- a date marking the 150th anniversary of the publishing of Charles Darwin's "Origin of Species." Cameron says that he and like-minded activists plan to deliver 50,000 copies of an altered version of Darwin's book to students at dozens of U.S. universities.

In case you havn't seen the banana video:

College kids everywhere, this is my plea to you: If these douchebags actually come to your campus, please HAPPILY gather up all the copies of this shit that you can, then have a happy burning party. Complete the night with a keg! See, Kirk is helping you to accomplish your goals after all.

OMG

You have to read this to believe it...maybe even see it on Oprah. Now wonder Mackenzie Phillips is a drugged up mess. From msnbc.com:

...in a tell-all book out Wednesday, the former childhood actress reveals that her dad, musician John Phillips of the ’60s band the Mamas and the Papas, engaged with her in a long-term incestuous relationship.

Phillips, 49, who has survived drug addiction, arrests and divorce, writes in the book “High on Arrival” that she was already a star playing a boy-crazy teen on the TV sitcom “One Day at a Time” when her father had sex with her on the night before she was to marry Jeff Sessler, a member of the Rolling Stones entourage, in 1979.

“On the eve of my wedding, my father showed up, determined to stop it,” writes Phillips, who was 19 and a heavy drug user at the time. “I had tons of pills, and Dad had tons of everything too. Eventually I passed out on Dad’s bed.”

“My father was not a man with boundaries. He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father.

“Had this happened before? I didn’t know. All I can say is it was the first time I was aware of it. For a moment I was in my body, in that horrible truth, and then I slid back into a blackout.”

Phillips’ life began to spiral out of control. In 1980, she was fired from “One Day at a Time” because of her constant drug use. That same year, she went to rehab — with her father. She even toured with him in a band called the New Mamas and the Papas. Her sexual relationship with him had become consensual.

“One night Dad said, ‘We could just run away to a country where no one would look down on us. There are countries where this is an accepted practice. Maybe Fiji.’

“He was completely delusional. No, I thought, we’re going to hell for this.”

*So yeah, her father is responsible for rooting her drug use. Geez, how did she keep from killing herself?*

update from Radaronline: A tearful MacKenzie Phillips bared all on The Oprah Show Wednesday, with shocking allegation after shocking allegation.

The most shocking? That she had an incestuous affair with her father for ten years, became pregnant and then aborted the baby, not knowing if it was her own father's child or the child of her then husband.

Phillips said the first time she did coke she was 11, and that her dad taught her to roll joints at the age of 10.

With regards the Rolling Stones, Phillips said of her affair at 18 with the band's lead singer, "Mick Jagger locks the door and he says 'I've been waiting for this since you were ten".

There was one one good revelation during the interview though, Phillips said that she has been clean fromdrugs for a year now.

*yikes, kids....yikes*

It was this event that ended the affair she was having with her father, John Phillips, of the band the Mamas and the Papas.

ummm....

This couldn't possibly end badly....*note tone of sarcasm*....Khloe is gonna hurry up and get married. Maybe she want s to hurry up and have a baby like older sister Kourtney....then along will come the hurry up and get divorced plea.....somebody smack her upsode the head, where's Bruce when you need him? What's the rush, Khloe? From radaronline.com:

Khloe Kardashian isn't one to let a little thing like only dating for a month get in the way of getting hitched!

The Kourtney and Klhloe Take Miami star is set to wed her Lakers boyfriend Lamar Odom, and RadarOnline.com can confirm that thewedding is going to be sooner rather than later.

In fact, it's going to be this Sunday!

It's at a private residence in LA and thewedding planner, photographer, groomsmen and bridesmaids have all been chosen.

It's been a whirlwind of a romance, the two met on August 27th at the Ron Artest party at Halo in Hollywood and instantly hit it off, Khloe's sister Kim has gushed about how happy they are together.

Mr. Spock reacts:

from TMZ.com:

Don't go blaming the Khloe Kardashian-Lamar Odom whirlwind wedding on the bride -- TMZ has learned this whole thing was Lamar's idea.

Sources close to the situation tell us it was Odom who was putting the rush on the "I do" swapping because the Los Angeles Lakers star wants to tie the knot before his NBA season begins.

For the record -- the Lakers are set to play their first preseason game on October 7. The wedding is set for this Sunday -- September 27th.

Will Smith def. a $citard

Sorry kids, but there's no denying the money trail!

By Marcell Minaya, Entertainment Reporter

Rex Features

Will Smith and his wife Jada Pinkett reportedly donated a total of $122,000 to Scientology groups last year.

The couple, who have denied their affiliation with the religion, allegedly made a $70,000 donation through the actor's Will Smith Foundation.

These reports come on the heels of the Smiths' recent firingof the headteacher of their Scientology-inspired Southern California private school, The New Village Leadership Academy, according to Perez H*****.

Split coming?

Frankly it wouldn't surprise me...one of the things I learned in class in college is that there are two things about guaranteed to break up a marriage no matter how strong you think it is: Rape and the death of a child. For John Travolta and Kelly Preston, I'm sure that's being put to the test. from digitalspy:

John Travolta and Kelly Preston have denied speculation that they are facing trouble in their marriage.

Sources recently told US tabloid The Globe that following their son Jett's death in January, the couple's marriage has suffered and they are planning to get divorced.

However, Travolta's spokesperson told Gossip Cop that the rumors are completely untrue.

"This story is 100% false and could not be further from the truth," the representative said. "John and Kelly are very happily married.

"This is a very hurtful lie, concocted by people who are more interested in making a profit and less interested in telling the truth."

*points and laughs*

This is all too funny, they'll now live off of Kendra's salary from what's left of her show....and after spending all that $$ on the wedding!!! From MediaTakeOut:

Sorry Kendra - your hubby ain't got a job. MediaTakeOut.com learned that yesterday the Playboy Playmate turned reality star's hubby Kank Baskett was CUT by his team - the Philadelphia Eagles.

What does that mean? Well under NFL rules he's not entitled to any pay except for what he earned in week 1 of the season - which MediaTakeOut.com learns was approximately $35,000.

Kendra is due to give birth to the couple's first child in December.

*Hope you're happy now, hooker! Maybe Hank can become a high school football coach...you know, and hang out with the cheerleaders*

confirmed at nfl.com

Leaked!

Madonna's new song "Revolver"...is it really a leak or a planned release? anyhow, it's not bad...a little of old Madonna sound, a touch of Autotune and retro beats. I dig it, what do you think?

2009: the year of Death

Patrick Swayze has died. From TMZ:

Patrick Swayze died today after a long battle with cancer. He was 57.

Swayze was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in January 2008. His publicist says he died with his family at his side.

He was the star of such movies as "Ghost," "Dirty Dancing," and "Road House." Swayze was named People's Sexiest Man Alive in 1991.

*He was a gracious entertainer and shall be missed*

Madonna being human

This is how I like her: no bullshit, straightforward, no fronts. I missed this and in case you did too, here's Madonna (not Madge, not Vadge, just plain ol' Madonna speaking to us) relating her personal tribute to Micheal Jackson, revealing a personal memory of him, which is actually sad and very very touching. I like her when she acts like a real person:

MTV Shows

Do Not Want

Amy went and bought some pee tests, hope they all say no, no, no.
Yes she wants Blake and soon hopes to mate, I say no, no, no

from digitalspy:

Amy Winehouse has sparked rumours that she is pregnant.

According to OK!, the singer was seen buying 12 pregnancy tests at her local shop.

A source said: "Amy insisted her minders took her to the supermarket. She's desperate to have a baby and talks of nothing else.

"She is adamant that Blake [Fielder-Civil] must be the father. She bought a dozen pregnancy kits, keeping her fingers crossed the whole time.

"Amy demanded everyone around her cross their fingers too."

Recent rumours have suggested that Winehouse's ex-husband Fielder-Civil has been dating both her and model Sophie Schandorff.

As was expected...

Tila Tequila is a liar. From gawker.com:

As predicted, the DA dropped the charges against Shawne Merriman alleging that he'd physically abused Tila Tequila late one night last week. Because, really, when was the last time someone with the surname "Tequila" was a credible witness? Guilty until proven Herradura, at least. Meanwhile, Merriman continues on his jolly way back to the first week of the NFL season, where he will take place in a delicate sport populated by upstanding young men whose clean-cut reputation for this kind of thing moves further along. Oh, and lesson for all of you: don't go crazy on Twitter next time you get cops involved. Because it just means you're guilty or lying.

Oh, and it sounds like Merriman proposed to have a foursome with him, Tequila (Tila), and two other women, who he had over at his house when Ms. Tequila showed up. At the time, Tila went batshit like any girlfriend reasonably would, and Merriman had to restrain her, and there's a one week gossip cycle. Next.

her drunk tweets as posted by ONTD

and her stupid lie about being allergic to alcohol

*so Tila, for fuck's sake:*

Hef to finally divorce

He sold her house, now he's cleaning out the harem. Sounds like someone's teen sons turned 18.

Nobody could ever accuse Hugh Hefner of rushing into things.

After an 11-year separation, the Playboy founder, 83, has filed for divorce from his second wife, former Playmate Kimberly Conrad, citing irreconcilable differences, Los Angeles court records show.

The pair were married in July 1989 and separated nine years later, but remained legally wed.

Conrad, 47, is the mother of two of Hefner’s four children, and had for years been supported by him in a home next to the Playboy mansion.

*so whadda ya think, will Holly go rushing back?*

Nicole Richie has Baby Boy

I was totally with it when i read the name, I was into James Midnight Madden....Then I read the whole name: SPARROW James Midnight Madden. Now not so much. Stop it with the names, ppl. From msnbc.com:

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are the proud parents of a baby boy, PEOPLE confirms.

“In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009 Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. He weighs 7lbs 14oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all doing well. Thank you for all of your good wishes,” the couple wrote on Richie’s Web site. The newborn joins older sister Harlow Winter Kate Madden, born in January 2008.

“I don’t think you can plan anything about having a child,” Richie told PEOPLE back in October 2008. “It’s something completely new, so you just have to go with whatever works for you. There’s a million different ways to be a mom.

Nicole Richie about to have baby #2?

from digitalspy:

Nicole Richie has reportedly checked into hospital, sparking speculation that she is preparing to give birth to her second child.

According to OK, the Simple Life star entered a Los Angeles facility at the end of last week after attending the memorial service for her former fiancé DJ AM.

The 27-year-old was reported to be expecting her second child with partner Joel Madden at the beginning of the month. The couple are already parents to 19-month-old daughter Harlow Winter Kate.

Madden recently joked that Richie was having "inconvenient" cravings during her pregnancy and often wanted fast food in the early hours of the morning.

He added: "We're very, very blessed. We've already had one healthy kid and that's all you can ask for as a parent, healthy kids. This [pregnancy] is going great."

A representative for Richie has yet to comment.

Blind Item!!!

from Janet Charlton:

This A List Hollywood star had had public battles with drug abuse. He seems to have put it all behind him and settled into a successful career and happy home life. What his wife doesn’t know is that he has started quietly smoking pot with his teenage son and his son’s buddies. (The scene reminds of Ryan O’Neal’s early indiscretions with his kids.) The actor doesn’t see any harm in it, but friends who know are worried.

*Spin's guess: Robert Downey Jr*

Could this be fake?

I mean, when has Michael Lohan apologized for anything? What would change his mind about Sam Ronson? IDGI....from digitalspy:

Lindsay Lohan's father has apologised to Sam Ronson for his previous remarks about her, according to reports.

Michael Lohan had previously branded Ronson as "disgusting" and suggested that she was destroying his daughter's life.

However, he has now described the DJ as a positive influence on Lindsay, says The Sun.

He said: "I want to say I'm sorry for anything negative I said about Sam. It was totally off-colour. I appreciate that she cares about Lindsay's health and wellbeing.

"I really see Sam in a whole different light now."

Blind Items!

for your weekend, have a ponder on these:

CDAN – This former B list movie actor with A list name recognition who now goes from tv show to tv show on a fairly regular basis was leaving for work the other day when he ran over his neighbor’s cat with his car and killed it. The neighbor saw the entire incident and screamed. Our actor stopped the car and took a look at what happened and said, “I don’t have time for this right now. I have to get to work. We can talk about it tonight when I get home.” He has yet to talk to the neighbor or say he was sorry.
*Rob Lowe?*

CDAN – This B list movie and television actress from a hit network drama went ballistic today when she overheard two crew members making fun of the fact that our actress was in the lowest grossing movie in the history of movies. Bonus points for the movie.
*Katherine Heigl and the movie is Zyzzyx Road*

Happy Labor Day!!

ok kids, it's a long weekend and I'm off! HAve a great weekend...if something big happens, I'll tell you all about it!!