Thursday, June 5, 2008

Paris Hilton pregnant?

PLEASE SAY NO!!! I was hoping with all the diseases she's accumulated that she'd be sterile by now. Then this pic pops up:



Is it a huge fart forming or true evil brewing?

However, as Lainey points out: Ebola’s rep has denied that it’s expecting although it has certainly been a happy day so far for the virus since she made headlines for the first time in a month, welcome sustenance just in time to feed a voracious appetite for attention.

Having said that… it’s only a matter of time. Word is she’s doing everything she can to make it happen. Because of course she wants to pitch a reality show chronicling her pregnancy, aware now that she’s tapped out all other famewhore avenues previously available to her.

But then there's this pic, so it may have just been the angle:


I'm not sure.....but I almost want to put a bullet in my brain if Pari$ite is pregs, we don't stand a chance!

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