Yeah, but what is up with her dress?

I mean, the whole getting drunk thing and then apologizing publicly for it...TACKY! But that dress takes away from whatever it was the Lily Allen was writing....whut? is that a bunch of cats throwing up blood? From ONTD:

Last time i wrote here , I was defending my honor and dignity , explaining my innocence and also outrage at the press for insinuating my behaviour was embarrassing. This time i'm putting my hands up , i got very drunk last night , too drunk. It's not cool getting that drunk , i feel awful and I have to thank my little brother alf for getting me home safely.
Kids , drink responsibly or you'll end up looking like this , not pretty ! Was quite fun though , from what i can remember. need fry up now .