Spin Sycle Holiday Weekend Edition

What's up, Syclers??  I just finished Holiday shopping and wrapping.  Done!  Time for a drink.  Here's what's happening:

First, a blind item:

[CDAN] This couple is an A list couple. It is tough to describe them without giving them away, but they are A list and they have kid(s). I will say that the female in the couple is an A list movie actress who would not touch television. She might not even watch television. Probably too good for it. The couple, with our actress being the main instigator in this has decided that they do not want to show off their child to the public. I am not saying they only have one child, but I am not saying they have more. I will say though this becomes very obvious when you know the answer. The couple chooses to not show off this child because it is a special needs child and the couple have chosen to let the child spend the majority of time with nannies and other people and is generally ignored by the parents. As I said, it is primarily because of the mother, although the father is complicit. He does not want the relationship to end so goes along with whatever his wife says.

*Spin's guess: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban....haven't really seen or heard much about that second baby*

Teen Mom Amber to spend Xmas in jail.  Dumbass.

Keep up the good fight, Ricky Gervais

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Brad & Angie to make more babies?

Britney's ex Jason Alexander is still butthurt

Of course, the season wouldn't be complete without Suri Cruise's wish list from Santa.  HA!

Spin Sycle for Wednesday June 8 2011

What's up Syclers!!  Let's get to it!

Lights
Weiner hot dogged his wife, a baby is supposed to hold them together

Chris Evans bemoans that he's losing his hair

You won't believe Suri Cruise's shoe collection already.

A new Conan the Barbarian movie to be made.  No really, it'll be hot with that Dothraki guy from Game of Thrones


Darks
Kim K lied about something?  When has she ever...oh yeah, that's how she rolls.  So she's cheating on her fiance

Nic Cage's son under mental evaluation after meltdown.  He just got married too.


Needs Bleach
No Doubt getting back together?  oh please yes!!

See for yourself if Matthew McCoaughey is waltzing about commando



Don't forget to get your Tshirt!

Happy St. Patrick's Day Syclers!!!

Image via Wikipedia

I'm celebrating the old tradition of when St. Patrick died, with beer!  I'll be out for the weekend since this is srs biznss.

Darks
Howard Stern wants to go gonzo

Is Jodie Foster high? Was she high when she gave this interview?

Did Nate Dogg die of stroke complications?

Charlie Sheen not winning in round one of him vs. Chuck Lorre

Lights
Joe Jonas, you aren't fooling anybody.  You're still gay

Christina Ricci lost a lot of weight

Katy Perry's mother disagrees with Katy's career because she is religious and other stupid stuff

Needs Bleach
Did Kim K finally convince someone to make her a housewife from a Ho?  Spoiler:  won't last

Katie Holmes bought penis gummie candies for Suri?

Courtney Love to pull a Keith Richards with Kurt Cobain

The Spin Sycle for March 9 2011

Let's get the wash, Syclers!

Darks
Alice in Chains bassist Mike Starr was taken by his demons

Charlie Sheen turns on his costar Jon Cryer (Surprised?)

Suri Cruise not giving up her binkie any time soon

Parents are often in denial about their own children's drug behavior

Lights
STFU and sit down, Megan Fox

Gwen, honey, marriage is always work

Why does Mike Myers even bother?

Needs Bleach
Here's the Disney version about menstruation:

The Spin Sycle for March 7 2011

Get your popcorn kids!  The wash is going on!!

Lights
Charlie Sheen has been fired from Two and a Half Men.....his broadcast tonight should be awesome.  I knew he'd sue over his job.  Plus, he's reached 2 million followers on Twitter in less than a week.

I don't care if Phil Collins quits music or not.

Guy Ritchie to become a father again

Darks
Seems Britney and Fed-Ex don't speak to each other.

Suri Cruise still on the pacifier at age 4?

Delicates
*this one's easy Syclers!!*

BlindGossip – So, now that the lead has been fired, there’s no more show, right? Wrong! It’s much too valuable a brand to simply abandon. So a decision has already been made that the show will go on.

And, yes, they will be recasting the lead (although they may introduce him as a new character)!

The showrunners are trying to make this all happen very quickly (within the next week) so that they can capitalize on the publicity, and get people excited about the new actor. They also want to send a very clear message to any other prima donna actors out there: you are all replaceable.

In case you’re wondering, the four top candidates for this part are well-known male actors who are all over the age of 30, who are all believable as rogues, and – most importantly – who have a history of being consummate professionals. Walking into the lead role of a top-rated show can be daunting, but, frankly, any of these four guys could easily pull it off.

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and since all things right now are all about Charlie Sheen, I found this for you because it's how he rolls:

Spin Offs 4/18

Shaq is a dumbass

Tila Tequila flashes her boobs.  Did you notice her new haircolor? 

Suri Cruise turns 4; they grow up so fast

Kim Kardashina is a slut; in other news, grass is green

That's SIR Patrick Stewart to you.

Vampire Hunter D to go digital

Is George Lopez actually bitter?