Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Let's see what's on the line. Syclers!  Don't forget to donate to the Red Cross for Japan's earthquake and all the other disasters happening around the world.

Darks
Alec Baldwin needs to STFU and read some Hunter S Thompson.  He's clueless.

Charlie Sheen hires 24/7 security after a crazy asshat tries to get into his house

Mel Gibson pleads "no contest" to battery charges, will not serve time

Justin Timberlake finally makes public with his split from Jessica Biel.  Let the ZOMG BRITNEY & JUSTIN ARE TOTALLY GETTING BACK TOGETHER screams start now.

Lights
Victoria Beckham finally having the girl she always wanted.  Didn't I tell you this already?

If anybody cares, Scarlett Johansson is getting banged by that dirty looking, creepy Sean Penn

Beyonce wants to troll Lady Gaga, u mad Bey?

Delicates
Here's a solved blind item for you:


SOLVED!

BlindGossip – Everyone is an actor in this one (although some have multiple talents). Boy A and Girl A have been a fake couple for more than a year. Boy B and Girl B have been a real couple for many years.

Boy A and Girl B recently worked on a project together in which they were pretending to be a couple. Except that after a while they were not longer pretending. Boy A now regularly spends overnight sexy time at Girl B’s house. Girl A is annoyed, because – while her breakup with Boy A is inevitable – she has no control over him when they aren’t scheduled for a photo op. Boy B, on the other hand, is back home on the opposite coast and has no idea what’s going on.

SOLVED!

Fake Couple BOY A and GIRL A: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

Real Couple BOY B and GIRL B: Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis

Source: BG and Everywhere

Now that Justin’s big movie role in The Social Network and the Academy Awards are over, so is Justin and Jessica’s relationship. Yes, it was all PR, people! The two of them never even liked each other, but got a lot of publicity mileage out of their four-year relationship.

Macaulay and Mila were a real couple, but they broke up in December. This happened after Justin and Mila made a movie together and started taking their love scenes off screen as well as on-screen.

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

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Posh is the total picture of glowing imminent motherhood

Ke$ha is a liar?

Oprah is making a huge announcement on her show Monday about some personal secret.  Does anyone care?

Madonna is no longer funding or supporting the $15 million school in Malawi that she proposed.  Cheap bitch?

George Clooney was married once, found it full of fail

Kevin Smith's film "Red State" to be picketed at film festival

Spin Sycle for January 10 2011

So how is the new year treating you so far?

Jared Lee Loughner, the guy who's made himself famous by shooting people, looks like Uncle Fester.  No, really.

Owen Wilson to become a father, so you can stop feeling sorry for him now.

From Panache Report:  After Diddy’s dad passed, his ma and Loon’s ma, besties, were drug runners for major NY ballers. They also boosted as a tag team and worked at this after hours joint, lots of shit went on at this after hours joint, gambling, pros, drug deals, live strip shows.
Tupac’s mama is married to a white chick, she down with the kitty kat.

Jay-Z’s mama always been gay, he tries to keep this shit on the low cause he don’t want other rappers dissing him over it and shit.

Victoria Beckham wants a girl

WTF Is Victoria Beckham wearing?

Srsly, WTF?

Posh gets PWND!!!

soooo sweet, so funny! from foxnews:

LOS ANGELES — Following reports that high-end boutiques have pulled Victoria Beckham's denim line DVB Style, the British beauty and her fashion publicist made an emergency appearance at Kitson boutique in West Hollywood on Tuesday afternoon.

According to eyewitnesses, the former Spice Girl left notably shaken and teary after being told off by Kitson owner Fraser Ross.

"First of all, she came half an hour late, no call or anything. I'm a busy person — don't know who she thinks she is," Ross told Tarts. "I told her that she needed to grow up and realize that you can't just have a line and not support it. Other celebrities do trunk shows and meet customers — she and her fashion publicist Jason needed to be told why her line isn't selling."

Ross (who claims to have spent $100,000 investing in Posh's collection) said this was the first time in nine months she had "bothered" to meet with him and that numerous stockists in Europe also had dumped DVB.

"She (Beckham) told me that designing is what she still wants to be doing in 25 years, but unless she lifts her game, her time in this city will be short-lived," Ross added. "She lives 10 minutes from the store yet is happy to go off shopping at Barneys and all these other places but seems to think she's too good to support the people who support her."

Ouch. But this certainly isn't the first design dilemma in which the pop princess has been embroiled. Becks designed a line for jeans giants Rock and Republic, but after a reportedly bitter battle with the company in 2006 she left to launch her own rival line.

"Her reputation was damaged after all of that, and I was the one who helped her and found her the manufacturer," Ross claimed.

But even though Vic apparently was "very receptive to making changes" after the scolding, she still wouldn't totally succumb.

Apparently, Ross asked her to "show her support" by strutting out with a Kitson bag — but that didn't go down well with our Posh.