BILLIE MAYS DEAD

Just in from ONTD.....Damm, Farrah dies now everyone is following!!

His son confirmed it on Twitter. http://twitter.com/youngBillyMays

Longer article confirming it:

TAMPA — Billy Mays, the TV pitchman whose trademark voice helped sell everything from cleaning supplies to baking soda, was found dead this morning by his wife at his Tampa home. No cause of death has been reported and no foul play is suspected, according to Tampa police.

Mays, 50, was pronounced dead at 7:45 a.m. at 2853 Bowen Daniel Dr., #1201. His wife, Deborah Mays, found him unresponsive this morning. The Medical Examiner's Office will complete Mays' autopsy by tomorrow afternoon.

"Although Billy lived a public life, we don't anticipate making any public statements over the next couple of days," Deborah Mays said in a statement today. "Our family asks that you respect our privacy during these difficult times."

Mays was a passenger Saturday of the 737 aircraft that took a hard landing at Tampa International Airport, an airport spokeswoman said.

TMZ has confirmed TV pitchman Billy Mays was found dead today in his home in Tampa, Florida.

According to the Tampa PD, Mays was pronounced dead at 7:45 AM.

The 50-year-old was found by his wife early this morning.

TMZ has learned Mays' body has already been removed from his home.

There are reports that Mays had just returned from Philadelphia, where he shot a new Oxiclean commercial.

We're told Mays was at his home around 6pm last night, and according to a source Mays was "acting fine and normal ... he was talking business with his father-in-law."

*RIP Billy. Pitch from the stars*

Still mourning MJ's loss

Sorry for the delays in posting but I'm still in shock over Michael Jackson....especially when it seems that more of his dark, personal side is being revealed. Here's "Rock with You"....we will all get thru this but it's gonna be hard. You know, I'm probably the only person on the planet who never bought Thriller. Weird huh?


Rock With You - Michael Jackson

What a sad day.....

Farrah Fawcett, the standard for all sexy icons to follow, died today at 62. She took Michael Jackson with her, NBC is reporting that he died today also, of cardiac arrest. The world shall now come to a screeching halt.

Michael Jackson has died at age 50 after being rushed to UCLA Medical Center, NBC News has confirmed.

Los Angeles Fire Department Capt. Steve Ruda told the L.A. Times that Jackson was not breathing when paramedics arrived at his home and CPR was performed.

TMZ.com reported that he may have suffered cardiac arrest.

Jackson had been due to start a series of comeback concerts in London on July 13 running until March 2010. The singer, whose hits included “Thriller” and “Billie Jean,” had been rehearsing in the Los Angeles area for the past two months.

*Here's Billie Jean just for old times' sake.*


Billie Jean - Michael Jackson

Blohan is Desperate for ANY Attention!

Careful Hollywood! She'll latch herself to anyone near her black hole of a lifeless void self and attempt to suck the life out of them! Take this example with Justin Timberlake off of Digital Spy:

Justin Timberlake ignored Lindsay Lohan at a New York City nightclub, it has been reported.

The 'Sexy Back' singer is said to have "shooed [Lohan] away" after she attempted to dance with him at club Avenue, says The New York Post.

A source claimed that Timberlake was without his girlfriend Jessica Biel and cosied up to unknown women while heavily intoxicated.

"It definitely wasn't Jessica. He was pretty drunk. Usually Justin is pretty in control, but he was acting pretty crazy. He was drinking tequila all night," the insider said.

"At one point, he cleared out a little space and started break dancing. He was bumping into people and spilling drinks. It was hilarious."

It is understood that Timberlake's alleged behaviour led Lohan to write on her Twitter page "where's jb cheater". The next morning she added "why do people cheat?", before later claiming that someone had hacked into her account and posted the messages.

However, Avenue owner Noah Tepperberg denied that the former 'N Sync star was chatting to any other females, saying: "I was within 15 feet of him the whole time he was there, and we know for sure he was not doing anything with other girls."

*Oh Lindsay. Quit trying to fuck anything that moves. Maybe you need to go visit Africa or India or someplace where you can see what being truly poor is all about.*

Prince does not approve.

Baby #2 for the McConaughey Clan!

from MSNBC.com:

LOS ANGELES - Matthew McConaughey had quite the Father’s Day celebration on Sunday. The actor celebrated his first year as a dad and also announced that he and girlfriend Camila Alves have another baby on the way.

“Happy Father’s Day. It’s my first, and the last 11 months with Levi and Camila have been the most rewarding adventure to date,” McConaughey wrote on his Web site.

“We have more blessed news to celebrate this Father’s Day that [will] make this time next year double the fun. Levi is going to be a big brother… Yeah, we pulled off the greatest miracle in the world one more time, Camila and I are expecting our second child, bringing more life into the world, making more to live for. The future looks bright as the family grows…. just keep livin, Matthew and Camila,” he continued.

On Hiatus

Isn't that a fun word, hiatus? Is it weird that while I find green jello disgusting, I love to eat it? Anyway, Jon & Kate decided to take a break. Still can't believe they were so tacky as to announce their divorce all over TV.....and yet want to complain about the paps and media attention. From Radaronline:

TLC, the network that produces the Gosselin's reality TV show, Jon & Kate Plus 8, announced on Tuesday that the show is taking a production break.

In a statement to RadarOnline.com, the net spokesperson said, "TLC continues to support the Gosselin family and will work closely with them to determine the best way to continue to tell their story as they navigate through this difficult time.

"Following a retrospective of Jon and Kate's first 10 years airing on June 29, the show will be on hiatus until Aug 3rd. During this time the family will take some time off to regroup and then a modified schedule will be in place to support the family's transition."

*Probably the smartest thing that the couple and TLC has ever done!*

That reminds me: Dear Alcohol,

I think it's best we take a hiatus from each other for a while. I'm not saying it's forever, but you're really wearing me out. XOXOX, Spin.

See? TV can be educational!

For Jon & Kate

Cuz I actually do feel badly for the whole situation.....I think he loves her more than she loves him. So I offer "Remember the Time" by Micheal Jackson:

Michael Jackson - Remember The Time
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Update: They just announced that they are indeed separating. Jon is moving to NYC. He'll see the kids Friday, Sat. Sun when Katebitch is gone, the kids are staying at the house with Mom. Divorce papers were filed today, June 22

And your blind item

from Blindgossip.com, the letter "B" for birth control and our dear sponsor White People Are The Only Folk Stupid Enough To Do Litters Of Kids All At Once:

When most couples divorce, they want it over with as quickly as possible so that they can move on with their lives, or for the sake of the children, or because lengthy divorces cost more money. Not this couple! They are currently negotiating to stretch out the divorce as long as possible. Even though they can’t stand each other - and have lived separately for a while now - as long as the family is somewhat intact, they both make a lot more money than they could with a regular job. Right now they are negotiating for two plus years of continued steady income. Yes, that’s right. He is just as motivated by the money as she.

The BIIIG Announcement!

Dammit, I was so hoping that Jon & Kate were gonna announce that they had decided to resort to cannibalism....and start eating the kids. Live. Anyway, from radaronline:

It’s official. Jon and Kate Gosselinwill announce on Monday that they are divorcing, a source close to the situation tellsRadarOnline.com exclusively.

The source says that Kate recently met with a divorce lawyer. Another source told RadarOnline.com that the couple had previously agreed to separate by July 15.

But that timetable has now been pushed forward.

Kate previously took the sextuplets on vacation to North Carolina without Jon, who was accused of having an affair with Deanna Hummel. Her brother discussed the relationship publicly in a tell-all with Us Weeklymagazine.

Jon and Kate were photographed together Wednesday for the first time in a while.

But they have been talking divorce for quite some time, the source told RadarOnline.com, and the decision was recently finalized to announce it.

After being caught with Deanna Hummel, Jon was then spotted with Hailey Glassman, the daughter of Kate’s plastic surgeon. Sources have told RadarOnline.com that their relationship is ongoing.

*Really? Honestly? On TV? How fucking stupid is that? What a rating s racket, especially with a fight going on with the OctoMom!*

update 6/22:

It’s not a surprise, but it’s still dramatic.

Confirming RadarOnline.com’s exclusive report from last week, the Gosselins filed legal papers Monday to end their 10-year marriage.

Hours before the papers were filed, Jon Gosselin told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive video interview that he hadn’t seen his wife Kate in four days, didn’t know where she was or who she was with. He said he was treating Monday like any other day.

Nicole Richie Busts 'Em Up!

from E!

It's over.

After Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson reconnected last month following their split in April, the couple has once again broken up.

The duo broke things off again Monday night after a nasty argument. One major point of friction between the two was Sam's friendship with Nicole Richie, who's reportedly no fan of Lohan.

"Nicole refuses even to be in the same room as Lindsay," says a source, noting that just last week Nicole invited Sam to a mutual friend's birthday party at Bar Marmont with the stipulation that she not bring Lindsay. "Sam went to the party, and it really upset Lindsay," says the source.

After Sam had dinner with Nicole at Izakaya last night, a source says she gave Linds the kiss-off via a not-so-nice text...

In the text, exclusively obtained by E! News, Ronson harshly tells Lohan to she no longer wants to have contact with her.

Sam's rep declined to comment on her personal life, and Richie's rep could not be reached for comment.

*seems like Daddy Lohan wins, huh?*

Busted up!

Like it's any surprise. But here's info from radaronline:

It was never a match made in heaven and the revelations in the documents filed in the Usher divorce case show just how badly the singer's relationship with Tameka Foster Raymond had broken down long before he decided to legally end it.

In what can only be described as a legal understatement, the document proclaims: "The marriage between the parties is irretrievably broken. There is no reasonable hope of reconciliation."

Usher - full name Usher Raymond -- is now requesting complete disclosure of all documents his bridge maintained since their Aug. 3, 2007 wedding, and that includes detective reports, voice and video recordings that may be the product of "surveillance or investigation."

Usher also claims that the pair split last July, a mere 11 months after saying "I do."

He's asking the Fulton County (GA) Superior Court to award him joint custody of their two children. Usher and Naviyd.

Sweeeeet sound!

My dealer just replaced the petcock (ikr?) on the bike and was testing out how it ran. If you're wondering, it's a 1982 Kawasaki KZ440. Hear for yourself!

When Teh Gheys Get Angery....

This guy is SRSLY upset about kids running rampantly in Wal-Mart!!! WHOOP YO KIDS!



The beauty of this perspective is that you know and I know we have all thought this.

Here's some RuPaul EXTRAHVAGAAAAHHHHHNZA:





And.....what.

The Mighty Virus is on the Loose!

Run, my dearies! Run for your lives!!!

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Miley Cyrus has reportedly broken up with boyfriend Justin Gaston, according to E! News.

The 16-year-old pop star and the 20-year-old model had been dating for nearly nine months.

The "Hannah Montana" star reportedly called things off last week, as she was preparing to head to Georgia to film her new movie, "The Last Song."

A source also confirmed the split to Us Weekly.

"They have been having trouble for a while," the source told Us Weekly. "It's been hard for a long time since Miley has been working so much and traveling a lot."

However, distance may not have been the only factor behind the breakup.

Miley has recently been spending time with her ex, Nick Jonas, which a friend of Justin's said put some strain on the relationship.

*So she's blowing Nick again?*

Well, DUUUUH

Adam Lambert is so ghey that we all saw the neon pink arrow dancing over his head. He may as well have been wearing a tiara and feather boa while driving a Miata ferchrissakes. In case you didn't see it all over the web today:

Adam, "who is proud of my sexuality," tells RS: “I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear I’m gay.

“I’ve been living in Los Angeles for eight years as a gay man. I’ve been at clubs, drunk, making out with somebody in the corner.”

Lambert also tells RS that he almost told reporters after the "Idol" finale but thought coming out in Rolling Stone would be "cooler."

Lambert also acknowledged that winner Kris Allen was totally his type. And he found it "distracting" when producers put them in the same room at the beginning of the show.

Not a Model Life

Sad, I thought Stephanie Seymour was off in happily ever after land. Seems even the most beautiful can have shit go wrong in their lives too. From Radaronline:

It’s become a real-life War of the Roses for supermodel Stephanie Seymour and her billionaire husband Peter Brant.

On Thursday night, the Greenwich, Conn. police responded to a 911 call from the estranged couple’s estate, and it was “not the first time we’ve been out here,” Lt. Richard Cochran said.

Seymour, 39, has moved into the estate’s guest house while Brant, 62, who was out of town Thursday, continues to occupy the main residence.

Cop cars arrived on the scene after getting the emergency call from Seymour’s assistant who reported “banging and screaming.”

Seymour claimed that Brandt’s security guard Joseph Babnik had prevented her from entering the main house, and that she’d fallen after he pushed her.

Babnik denied ever laying a hand on the model but the police did charge him with disorderly conduct, according to the Greenwich Times.

Several hours later, cops were back again after Seymour got into a verbal confrontation with yet another guard.

The former Victoria’s Secret model, who last year was featured in a Salvatore Ferragamo campaign, dated Warren Beatty and Axl Rose prior to marrying the art-collecting, polo-playing Brant in 1995.

They had three children before their surprise split earlier this year.

“The situation has escalated to a point where Ms. Seymour is gravely concerned for her and her children's safety,” said her lawyer Mark Sherman.

Pete "I can fit into Asslee's jeans" Wentz turns 30

so insulting cuz it's on my anniversary with my dealer. Better watch out, Petey, I think your hair is starting to thin! from ONTD:

Celebrating a momentous occasion in his life, Pete Wentz was treated to a fabulous 30th birthday in Las Vegas on Saturday night (June 6).

Accompanied by wife Ashlee Simpson, the pair happily posed for a few pictures at a birthday dinner at Yellowtail restaurant inside Bellagio Hotel/Casino.

Finished up with their sushi dinner, the cute couple then visited Bank nightclub, where Pete was presented with a fancy birthday cake which had a picture of Ashlee and baby Bronx drawn in icing.

Afterwards, a source tells that the deejay got the crowd to sing happy birthday, with Pete sipping on water while Ashlee drank champagne.

Taking a moment to keep fans up to date, Pete tweeted: “I am the embodiment of Las Vegas right now. I have ‘reported’ to the dance floor. Thanks Bellagio. I need that 80 grand in chips.”

*so if Asslee is sipping on champagne, she's not pregnant...right?*

Sad Day, Grasshopper

So strange....almost seems like the same way Micheal Hutchence of INXS died, no? From reuters.com:

BANGKOK/LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actor David Carradine, star of the 1970s U.S. television show "Kung Fu," was found naked and hanging dead from a rope in the closet of his luxury Bangkok hotel room Thursday, Thai police said.

No signs were found of other people in the room and the body of the 72-year-old actor was sent to a hospital for an autopsy, police said. Results are expected on Friday.

"He was found hanging by a rope in the room's closet," Lieutenant Colonel Pirom Jantrapirom of the Lumpini police station in Bangkok told Reuters.

Carradine, from a family of performers and the eldest son of character actor John Carradine, enjoyed a long career on Broadway, television and in movies such as director Quentin Tarantino's "Kill Bill: Vol. 1" and "Kill Bill: Vol. 2."

Representatives for his Los Angeles-based talent manager said the actor was in Thailand to shoot a film called "Stretch," and while several media reports speculated his death may have been a suicide, a spokeswoman said neither they nor his family believed Carradine was capable of killing himself.

"His family is in shock," said Tiffany Smith of Carradine's management firm, Binder & Associates. "They have the same belief we have. There was no way David did this to himself."

Smith declined further comment pending the police report.

In his 1995 autobiography "Endless Highway," Carradine wrote that he tried to kill himself when he was 5 years-old.

The book also described his extensive drug use, ranging from LSD to cocaine, and ended with a chronicle of his efforts in the mid-1990s to get sober by attending a support group for alcoholics.

Let the jokes begin!

I'll get a leg up here with it....so hop along:

By Lara Martin, Entertainment Reporter

Rex Features
Heather Mills has admitted that she recently lost her leg in a supermarket after slipping on a wet floor.

The former model, who lost her left limb when she was hit by a police motorcycle in 1993, recounted the incident on her Twitter page.

"Slipped on spilled milk while being followed down supermarket aisle by two teenage boys, ended up on my ass but they rescued my leg and me," she wrote.

Point and laff moment!!!

Mel you are such a moron!!  from digital spy:

Mel Gibson reportedly lost control and lashed out at members of the church he attends in Agoura Hills, California on Sunday.

The actor berated the congregation after becoming upset with gossip surrounding his personal life, Radar Onlinereports.

"Mel’s completely lost it," one source said. "[His] holier than thou world is falling apart around him."

It it understood that the Lethal Weapon star paced back and forth, angrily telling the churchgoers that "he would not stand by and be judged and scrutinised".

"Mel got up on this stage - the altar - and went off," the insider added. "He tried to intimidate the parishioners by staring at everyone with his angry eyes. [He] even threatened to shut down the church if people kept gossiping about him.

"He created this mess, and now he’s trying to control it."

Gibson, 53, divorced his wife Robyn after 28 years of marriage in April. His current girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva is expecting their first child.

Blind Items!!!

CDAN - This A list comic movie actor is looking for a new assistant. The pay is six figures which is extremely high for an assistant. The reason it is so high? Well first of all there is travel 70% of the time and you have to deal with one of the most obnoxious, irritating, pains in the asses in the business. Our actor has tried to offer less money in the past but they all quit after a few days. As it is he can barely hang on to them for long.


BuzzFoto - Four years ago, this couple was the hot item in Hollywood. Everyone was crossing their fingers this relationship would last. The chemistry between the two were undeniable, and the popularity of the couple was pretty big. Why, oh why didn’t they last? For whatever reason, the agent of the female persuaded her to call it quits. Sounds like a modern-day Jane Austen novel. The female listened reluctantly and now the damage is done. We hear she wishes with all her heart that things were different.

Not Jessica Simpson or any of her beaus.

Love Game

Here's Lady Gaga's Love Game for your weekend pleasure! It's a good video actually, it has a few subtle references to an old "art film" called the Night Porter....and it's actually cleverly done. The video portrays a sexual awakening with a lot of symbolism going on. Pay attention! Personally, I think this is her best song released so far. Enjoy!

Lady Gaga - Love Game 2009

still from the Night Porter.....you can see the inspiration:


NSFW scene here

I do agree with Rich Fourfour....what's next for Gaga? Can she possibly top herself? Aside from the whole '80's space fashion she's sportin around (which, having been around during that time, seeing it again sorta makes me *yawn*), I do understand what point she is trying to make. What I see from her, in my perspective, is an attempt at trying to blend raunchy sexiness and intellectualism into a smoothie of mainstream pop culture. She's not just trying to get your attention, she wants you to think about where she got that idea. This is not unlike Madonna in her heyday, say with Girlie Show, where Madge was dragging out porn and raunchiness into the bright light of popdom or with the whole S&M theme she was tossing at us in the 90's.

But unlike Madonna who just wanted to show, Gaga seems to be trying to tell us also. She wants us to not only see the raunch and the obvious sex that is so often used as an attention getter but to pay attention to the underlying themes being told. Such as with Love Game, where she descends into the tunnel of physical love clad in white, presumably as a virginal symbol on a quest, then turns the whole thing into a personal game, adopting clothes from her sexual conquests, going from one experience into another. Soon, at the end, she has become the master of the realm, lording over all in her black Night Porter inspired costume. It almost seems like all she had been with have become her playthings. Anybody else catch on that the cop turns into a woman?

I'm not sure how successful the effort will be, it almost seems that Gaga is throwing pearls before swine with such obscure references veiled in her performance. I almost have to wonder if she's such a film geek that she feels this awful urge to share. But that's what I see.

Her voice is solid enough, she's not nasally with her vocals like Beyoncé, Rihanna or even Xtina. She has a good appreciation for vocal subtly not found with many pop singers as well, she knows she doesn't have to power out every note. She has a solid sound, she can pull off a live show with no problem. I have great expectations for her pop act to grow. I'm expecting to see Gaga progress and mature her sound, giving us something that is truly special in the pop music world. I hope she doesn't disappoint.

But then, maybe I'm reading waaaay to much into it.

In the light of things....

I think this is appropriate with all the crap going on right now with reality shows, politics, celebrity bullshit and all the karmic jism being spooed all around right now. It was prophetic in 1988. Enjoy In Living Color's Cult of Personality:


Cult Of Personality - Living Colour

CRANK IT UP!

It's a different world!

Since this is the end of a nice long weekend, I wanted to bring it to a close with a downer....that being that fact that oui, there is a smoking ban in the city of lights, the city of love, Paris France.  You can find out about it using Google search, here's one tidbit from MSNBC.com.....please note the date:

updated 11:19 a.m. CT, Thurs., Feb. 1, 2007

PARIS - A ban on smoking in public spaces came into effect Thursday, a change that may alter the image of a country defined in part by its smoky cafes and cigarette-puffing intellectuals.

France’s 15 million smokers will be banned from lighting up in workplaces, schools, airports, hospitals and other “closed and covered” public places. More than 175,000 agents are to enforce the ban, handing out fines of $88 for smokers and $174 for employers who look the other way.

In a year, the ban will extend to cafes and restaurants — sure to be the moment of truth for a certain image of France, where writers like Albert Camus and Jean-Paul Sartre are remembered with cigarettes dangling from their mouths.

Bussac said he has done his workplace smoking on his office balcony, allowing him to carry on with business on the telephone. Starting Thursday, he will have to smoke in the street.

*and one more downer in Amsterdam:*

Posted Dec 6, 08 1:48 PM CST  

Apparently being the world’s sex and drugs capital isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Amsterdam is hoping to shut down about half of its brothels and half its marijuana shops, theDaily Telegraph reports. Already this year, 109 of the city’s 482 sex “windows” have been shuttered. “Money laundering, extortion and human trafficking are things you do not see on the surface,” explained the deputy mayor, “but they are hurting people.”

Holland has been drifting away from its famously permissive culture. The country recently banned psychedelic mushroom sales, and two border towns want to close their drug shops altogether. By closing the brothels, the deputy mayor says Amsterdam will attract different kinds of tourists. “We can still have sex and drugs,” he said, “but in a way that shows the city is in control.”
SOURCE: Daily Telegraph (UK)

Asslee pregs again?

Here's your daily dose of BS.  Whatever.  Is Pete made cuz he can't wear her maternity clothes without belting out some Liza Minnelli tunes?  from X17:

Well, here's the latest celeb pregnancy rumor...

A source tells Star Magazine that Ashlee Simpson is few weeks pregnant with her second child with hubby Pete Wentz! Apparently Ashlee is "beyond thrilled" with news, and "she loves Pete and wants to hang on to him. She believes this second baby will really clinch the deal."

However, Star reports that Pete isn't so thrilled. "He loves Ash and Bronx, but he also loves his freedom. He thinks a second kid could change things for the worse. He doesn't want to be tied down and stuck at home all the time."

Ashlee does seem like the bandaid baby type of girl...

*Wait, you mean he has freedom with one baby?  It would be different with two?  How the hell does that work? Does she want to compete with the Duggars or Jon & Kate or some shit?*

Blind Items!!

Since it's a holiday weekend and all...I mean more like a Holidaze weekend, I thought I'd throw a few ponderables I found your way to play with.  These are courtesy of the Village Voice so they should be especially interesting.  Have fun!

Which supposedly cleaned-up star was spotted at a hot West Village restaurant, going to the bathroom about every five minutes to take care of business? Anyone buying the weak bladder excuse? 

Which belter is such a drinker that she had to be pushed onstage for her entrance at that concert, after which she started singing eight bars early, thereby throwing off the whole number (and, in fact, the whole show)? 

Which well-chosen wife of a major star is so dumb she didn't know that a drag performance she'd just seen was indeed a collection of males in dresses? Does that explain why she married that husband?

Which hubby didn't want to pose for photos with the wife at her book party because, as he mouthed to her, "It's your book"? (Free answer: Dean McDermott.) 

Which surprise Broadway star is a shameless womanizer who tried to get a young lady who was auditioning for a part in his show to come over and rehearse in private? When she couldn't find the time to do so, how did he respond to her later request for tickets? (Angrily, I assure you.)

Which talented blonde stage star picks her nose as if burrowing for gold and is fond of saying about job offers, "They can't afford me"? Who turned down the illustrious chance to replace her? (Free answers: Ashley Tisdale, Hilary Duff, and Brittany Snow, for starters. I guess they couldn't afford them.)

 Which teen idol could the character named "Zack" in Dance Flick—you know, the one who sings the song about being a big gay—possibly be based on?

Which multi-octave superstar started out so rough and untrained that she wouldn't bother to bathe and, at dinners, would turn to the person next to her and demand things like, "Cut my meat"? 

Which superstar couple's run supposedly ended when she gave him the gift of herpes? What kinds of kinky activities were the male half of that duo into? (Free answer: fisting, to name just one earthly delight. Yes, hetero fisting! I'm not making this shit up!

*Hurrah for long weekends!*

Wow.

I thought Mormons were really strict and rigid in their beliefs. Wait, didn't Marie Osmond get divorced? Maybe she's not THAT Mormon....from digital spy:

Marie Osmond has denied that she is ashamed of her daughter Jessica's sexuality.

The country singer, who has eight children, rejected tabloid reports that her Mormon faith is proving a problem for accepting that her daughter is a lesbian.

"I love my daughter, she's my baby girl... So what if she's gay," Contactmusic quotes her as saying.

The 49-year-old went on to criticise people who claimed that her acceptance goes against her Mormon beliefs.

"I think it's sad when we have to separate something from society... There are a lot of women out there who have gay children, who cares?" she said. "I want love. I'm a Christian and Christ was that way - he loved everybody."

Osmond recently gave her full support to Jessica to marry her partner of three years.

"You know, on those types of things I'm very supportive. When it comes to marriage, I think that civil rights need to be for all," she told Advocate.

Blind Item!

This TV star is apologizing, but it’s not because she is really sorry. It’s because she is really scared. Why would someone so powerful be worried? Because she made the mistake of crossing someone who knows the secret she has been trying to hide for years. He has threatened to reveal the secret unless she helps to fix his career. She is finding out that the sword of judgement cuts both ways. It also has the power to cut you to pieces if you use your popularity to become arrogant and destructive. BlindGossip


*OOOO!!! Maybe he has pictures of Oprah and Gayle! and/or recordings! Camera phones can be just so pesky!  there's also a rumor that she's underground C of $....and that's why she's so tight with TommyGrrl*

Can we get together?

from digital spy and FUCK the fake marriage crap, Madge.

The father of Jesus Luz has said that his son will marry Madonna in a secret Kaballah ceremony in New York, according to reports.

Luis Heitor Pinto da Luz told a Brazilian magazine that the upcoming wedding only "confirms" that his 22-year-old son "is extremely happy", says Metro.

He went on to claim that he did not know if the service would make "a real marriage".

"It will be a type of ritual, but I do not know Kaballah, or if the ceremony will have legal validity," he said.

Luz told the magazine that his son now permanently lives with Madonna and helps her take care of her three children, Lourdes, 12, Rocco, 8, and David Banda, 4.

"Jesus has charisma and loves children," he added.

*Jesus has charisma in his DICK*

Amember this?

Sifl & Olly!!! Hey Fruity Lips!!! Here's some cereal! I was always a sucker for a guy with cereal. Here's Chester's tips on women:

Blind Items!

1) "Which self-branded wanna-be celeb was caught doing the walk of shame at 11 a.m. - in her ball gown - after a recent gala in D.C.?" [NYDN]

*Spin's guess- Kim Kardashian's ass*

2) "She has finally pulled the chip out of her head and is shedding her controlling hubby! And, boy, is he mad! Her attorneys are working on a "Dissolution of Contract," not a "Dissolution of Marriage" - yet. That's the next step. She will be asking for sole custody of the kid/s. She is not currently pregnant.

Her attorneys - especially one who worked with her predecessor - have been able to work around most of the restrictions in her original business agreement with her husband. She did not fulfill the terms of the contract that would maximize her payout, but she will receive a sizeable chunk of change to keep quiet about his personal life and his special relationship with another high-profile man.

You will still see them together, albeit much less frequently, and they will continue to be very civil towards each other. They will attend events and will travel as a family when one goes to work. They will both have smiles plastered on their faces, but you will know that hers is really just a smirk, and he is absolutely seething inside over having lost control of the situation.

In the past few weeks, she has left two events separately from her husband because she was so annoyed with his behavior. Each time, she met up with her ex for several hours. While she is spending time with her ex, we do not know if they are romantically involved again." [BlindGossip]

*PLZ let it be KateBot.....PLEEZE.....PLZ let the ex be Chris Klein*

If PEOPLE magazine says it, is it true?

I mean, they do go around on their knees kissing celebrity ass...

In the latest issue of People, "Jon & Kate Plus 8" mom Kate Gosselin admits that she and her husband, Jon, have been experiencing months of tumult at home.

"I don't know that we're in the same place anymore, that we want the same thing," she says in the issue, which hits newsstands Friday. "I've been struggling with the question of 'Who is this person?' for a while. I remember where I was the first time I heard her name. It's one of those things where you can try to make it go away, but there's blaring, red flashing lights."

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The person Kate Gosselin has been wondering about is Deanna Hummel, a 23-year-old third grade teacher whom Jon Gosselin has allegedly been involved with for months.

"You can't imagine yourself in a certain position when all this first happens, but you can do it over some months," she tells the magazine.

Now, Kate's fidelity is also being scrutinized, as tabloids fire off stories linking her to the family's bodyguard Steve Neild. Although Kate has called the reports lies, a variety of witnesses have spoken out about her affectionate relationship with the married Neild, who often travels with her while Jon stays at home with the children.

US magazine claims the pair were "very physical, often touching each other," at a recent promotional appearance for the show. "She was gently poking him, giving him little love pats, totally unlike the slapping she does with Jon," the magazine says, quoting a staffer who handled the promo spot.

US goes on to back up People's assertion that the couple may split, quoting a family source as saying that Jon believes the marriage is over, and neither of the Gosselins want to try and repair the damage.

Spuh-LIT!

Just heard on E! News that Peter Andre and Katie Price have split up after 4 1/2 years! Surprised? Really? also from TV NZ:


The dream is over - tangerine coloured duo Katie Price and Aussie sometime-singer Peter Andre are divorcing after four-and-half years marriage.

The couple who have lived life in front of the cameras from the start of their relationship, married in an extravagant ceremony in 2005 where Price wore a pink puffball wedding dress that looked like it had once belonged to Barbie.

They confirmed the spilt through their management.

"They have both requested that the media respect their families' privacy at this difficult time." a statement said.

Price - aka Jordan - and Andre met on UK reality TV show I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here! and went onto star in their own reality shows, When Jordan Met Peter, Jordan & Peter: Laid Bare, Jordan & Peter: Marriage Mayhem?, Katie & Peter: The Baby Diaries and Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter.

Most recently the pair have been shooting another instalment of their reality series in the US, where rumours of fractures in their marriage first surfaced.

The pair have two children together, Junior and Princess Tiamii.

Price, a former Page 3 model who is also a published writer, also has a third child, Harvey, from a previous relationship with football player Dwight Yorke.

*Back to being nobodies, the both of you!*

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