For Ur LULZ

A Little Anti-Religion does you good

from digital spy:

Brad Pitt has revealed that he does not believe in God.

The Inglourious Basterds star has said that he doesn't spend his time thinking if there is a God because no one truly knows.

Pitt told Bild: "No, no, no! I'm probably 20% atheist and 80% agnostic. I don't think anyone really knows. You'll either find out or not when you get there, until then there's no point thinking about it."

The 45-year-old actor, who has six children with Angelina Jolie, has also admitted that the couple owns a giant bed for his children to join them in the morning.

He said: "Yes we have a three-metre wide bed, but even that isn't big enough. They all come crawling in the morning. It's just about surviving! We all have sleep deprivation."

*and*

John Travolta is close to losing his faith in the Church Of Scientology, it has been claimed.

The Hollywood actor has been a loyal follower of the controversial religion for the past 34 years, but is believed to be rethinking his devotion following the death of his 16-year-old son Jett.

Jett, who allegedly suffered from autism and epilepsy, passed away during a family holiday in the Bahamas on January 2.

Scientology critic Rick Ross told the Daily Mail: "There have been strong rumours coming out of Scientology that John Travolta is disappointed that the religion was not able to help his son more. It's led him to question his faith."

He continued: "I think it would be very difficult for John Travolta at this stage, given his history with the religion, to extricate himself from the Church of Scientology. It would be a huge move on his part because Scientology keeps files on its celebrity members containing embarrassing personal information about them.

"And Scientology has proven in the past that it has a penchant for releasing that information to embarrass people who have left and who have said things it doesn't like. If celebrities leave, they tend to do it quietly and keep their mouths shut, because if they do speak out, they are opening themselves up to attack from Scientology.

"That's why I think Travolta will want to keep his problems with the Church private."

*plus, Travolta prolly doesn't want the $citards trying to sue him for some BS...it would be a huge loss for them, yet again. I hoope the best for him and hope that ultimatly he does leave the C of $. Carry on!*

Here's some Colbert win for you:

Amemba this?

His costume still burns my eyes!!! and those horrible ghey boots....anyway, here's Aldo Nova with Fantasy:

It's a Start....

a good place to start, publicly acknowledging stupidity and saying in public that he's sorry. From yahoo news:

LOS ANGELES – Chris Brown has publicly apologized for his beating of Rihanna (ree-AHN'-ah).

Brown released a two-minute video on his Web site on Monday apologizing to fans and saying he is sad and ashamed of his conduct.

He also says on the video that he has repeatedly apologized to Rihanna.

Brown was arrested Feb. 8 and later charged with assault likely to cause great bodily harm. He pleaded guilty to the assault charge last month and faces sentencing on Aug. 5.

He is slated to serve five years of probation and perform six months of community labor.

Brown says on the video he wanted to speak out earlier, but was advised not to by his lawyer.

The 20-year-old calls his actions "unacceptable."

Oh NO!!!

from Reuters:

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Adam "MCA" Yauch, a founding member of rap group the Beastie Boys, said on Monday he has a cancerous tumor in his salivary gland, forcing the cancellation of the band's upcoming concerts.

Yauch said in an online video that the cancer is "very treatable in most cases," and it is localized in his neck and not affecting his vocal chords.

"I apologize to everybody, for anyone who's made plans or was psyched to come to these shows that are coming up," Yauch said. "We'll be back doing this, so that's what's up."

As a result of the diagnosis, the Beastie Boys will push back the release of their upcoming album "Hot Sauce Committee Part 1," the group's record label EMI said. The album had previously been set for release on September 15, and the tour would have supported its launch. No new dates were set.

Yauch said he started feeling a lump in his throat about two months ago and he recently checked with a doctor and was diagnosed with the cancerous growth in his left salivary gland and an adjacent lymph node.

Yauch added that he expects to have surgery next week, and would follow that with radiation treatment.

Run for your lives!!!

Madge is single again! What's the name of the next guy going to be, Moses? Buddha? from digital spy:

Madonna has dumped her toyboy lover Jesus Luz after deciding that she has no time for a relationship, according to a report.

The 50-year-old Queen of Pop is believed to have delivered the news to Luz, 22, just weeks after starting the European leg of her 'Sticky & Sweet' world tour.

A source told The Mail On Sunday: "Jesus has been accompanying Madonna on tour but they have been staying in separate hotel rooms. Jesus is doing everything he can to persuade Madonna they should stay together. He's hanging in there like a lost puppy.

"Chances are they will be seen out again together, as it's good for both their images, but Madonna has made it clear it's only a friendship."

The news comes following rumours that the model felt uncomfortable about Madonna's friendship with ex-husband Guy Ritchie.

Luz was first linked to the star in December after they appeared in a magazine photoshoot together. He has repeatedly denied talk of a romance.

Madonna has dumped her toyboy lover Jesus Luz after deciding that she has no time for a relationship, according to a report.

Steve McNair Baby Mama Drama

from mediatakeout:


July 18, 2009. MediaTakeOut.com just received some sad news. According to the Associated Press, NFL star Steve McNair died without a will. And according to them, Steve’s wife Nechelle has gone to court to have herself and her sons declared the SOLE heirs to Steve’s fortune.

Why is this a problem, you ask? Well because Steve has TWO OTHER SONS from another woman – both of whom are older than Nechelle’s

*Wills are better than probate ppl!!! Believe me, I've seen the ugliness of probate court, so HAVE A DAMM WILL!!!*

SPLIT!!

from digital spy....and you knew it was coming.

Locals in St Lucia were disappointed when Amy Winehouse decided to leave the island this week, a report claims.

The troubled singer arrived back in the UK on Monday following rumours that she had outstayed her welcome in the Caribbean due to her drunken behavior.

However, a source told the Evening Standard: "The manager of the hotel she was staying at was sad to see her go, and has said he would love to have her come back to stay again. Many of the staff are also sad she has left.

"Amy certainly can be a wild child but she's nothing compared to some Brits who holiday in St Lucia. Amy always made a point to talk to people who worked at the hotel, and even looked after their kids when they were working."

Winehouse was granted a divorce from her husband Blake Fielder-Civil yesterday.

Her representative later said that the star would concentrate on completing her third album in the months ahead.

*anew Amy Wino album? It's about damm time! Now if she can stay away from nasty Pete, it'll all be ok*

Your Daily Contrast

Here's a coupla videos to amuse you with, both are sorta on the opposite ends of the pop spectrum. Crank it up and Enjoy!


Toxic - Britney Spears



Paparazzi - Lady Gaga

To Top It Off....

Jessica Simpson is on the loose again. I'll bet Papa Joe won't be able to buy Tony back this time. Funny he did it right before her birthday, probably so he wouldn't have to buy her a gift. From omg!

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo have called it quits, Usmagazine.com has confirmed.

A source close to Simpson confirms they broke up the night before her 29th birthday July 10. She was supposed to celebrate with a Ken and Barbie-themed party. (On Simpson's birthday, Romo spent the night at Los Angeles hot spot My House.)

"She canceled her party because of this," the source tells Us. "She's doing OK."

"Barbie party didn't happen, but I turned 29 and feel like I am on top of the world yelling I LOVE GETTING OLDER!" she wrote on her Twitter page Saturday.

Later, she wrote: "Everyone needs to know that hope floats...grab the strings and pull it back to you... Falling asleep with my mom and the dogs. Please, Lord, give all of my beautiful fans, friends, enemies, and family rest. Bring all of us peace."

A close friend of Romo's tells Us of the split: "It's been a long time coming."

*you know, hope may float but shit floats too, Jess. Just sayin.*



this one's for you, Jessica

2009: The Summer of Death

And add another score to the celebrity deathfest that's been happening. This guy was a pretty good boxer. It's sad that his wifer felt like she had to kill him. Couldn't she have just smacked him in the head with a pan or a book?

SAO PAULO - Police investigating the death of former boxing champion Arturo Gatti are working on the assumption his wife strangled him with her purse strap while he drunkenly slept. The woman’s lawyer, however, insists she is innocent and was too “fragile” to kill a boxer.

Lead investigator Moises Teixeira told The Associated Press on Monday nothing is being ruled out but he is certain the woman acted by herself.

“It was technically impossible for a third person to have been in the flat,” where Gatti was found dead early Saturday, Teixeira said. “The investigation isn’t finished, but we continue to think she did this alone.”

courtesy of AP

The beach was AWESOME!

I had a great birthday at the beach with my dealer and a couple of our friends. There is nothing to reconnect you with your youth like getting rolled about by some waves and tossing a nice pink football around!

Happy Bday to me!!!

no, i'm really not egocentric. But Yay!!! Another birthday!!! I'm going to the beach but here, enjoy "Let's Go to the Mall!"

Amemba These Two?

Do you really want to remember them? But of course Jon is playing with a younger woman with no kids! Anyway:

Kate Gosselin has made a secret, whirlwind trip to Hollywood, as her estranged hubby Jon has fallen head over heels for a young party girl, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.

While Jon has stars in his eyes, Kate is apparently seeing only dollar signs. There's speculation she visited Los Angeles hoping to cut some sort of big-money deal, now that her reality show on TLC is on ice, and her latest big project Love is in the Mix: Making Meals into Memories, has also been put on hold.

RadarOnline.com can reveal that Kate quietly flew into L.A. Monday and checked herself at the posh Bel-Air hotel. She spent most of her time lounging by the pool and was spotted having lunch with two women Wednesday,

After eating, the pair left and drove to Burbank for meetings near the Warner Bros. Lot.

We've also learned she flew back home to Wernersville, Pa. late Wednesday.

Meanwhile, while Kate's wheeling and dealing, Jon was getting even cozier with his new squeeze 22-year-old party girl Hailey Glassman.

A source close to Hailey exclusively tells RadarOnline.com that Jon and Hailey are definitely "in love."

"They are planning a romantic trip to Paris in the next couple of weeks. And Hailey is going to start a shoe line. She is into fashion," the source said.

courtesy of Radaronline.

MJ Memorial

Here's a pic of his beautiful children, click here to listen to Paris' very heartbreaking farewell to her dad. Somehow I think she ran the house. BTW, I agree with several other ppl who mentioned online that this was one of the very few sincere moments during the memorial.

My Small Part...

For Michael Jackson's funeral. Butterflies seems somehow appropriate. A part of me dies with him but he is truly among the stars now. I wonder if Lisa Marie will attend?

For your weekend jam!

Tipsy - J-Kwon

Happy Independence day!

Here's some BI reaveals for you, courtesy of ONTD:

Technically I guess this film actor is a B lister but he is definitely A list when it comes to name recognition. Our actor got in some well publicized trouble awhile back. What wasn't made public is the real reason the cops were called. Seems he called a clerk the N word.


SHIA LEBEOUF.


Want to know the difference between celebrities?
Let's see how they are treated by the same fashion designer for the same infraction.
Both of our actresses in this item have the annoying habit of getting dresses and other items from our designer on loan and never returning it. Even when asked repeatedly by the designer, neither actress ever returns anything loaned out.
#1 is a C list actress with A list name recognition and does not have the most stellar reputation. She has been banned from ever receiving anything on loan again from the designer. #2 is a B list film actress who stars in "important" movies but is best known for one huge franchise and is loved by everyone (mostly). She usually borrows more items at a higher value, but because she is nice and friendly to the designer he keeps unbanning her and keeps loaning out items.

1. Lindsay Lohan & 2. Nat Portman

Now, I know there are some bad dates out there, but you would think that if you are in your 20's you wouldn't have to have your teenage girlfriend pay for all your dates and your clothes and if you get cash from the parents it is the same thing because she is earning all the money anyway.

1.justin GASTON

What Academy Award nominated actor has been taking every opportunity to try and recruit for his new church? Oh, it isn't a church he started attending. It is a church he just recently started for himself based on an entirely new denomination that he has created out of his head. He feels that he has a lot of wisdom and teaching he can pass along. So, far, despite handing out hundreds of cards and brochures, attendance at the church which he holds at his house has averaged about 2. Besides the fact it is strange, apparently he believes church should start promptly at 5am.

GARY BUSEY

*At Least Gary Busey isn't a $citard!!!*

Personal news...

If you care...somehow a friend at work talked me into trying to run a marathon in January. 12.5 miles. We'll see how this goes, I've never done this before! Anyone have running tips? Especially on the stories I've heard about bleeding nipples?

The dealbreaker was: "We'll get skinny..." Ok, sold.

Know what the fastest what to lose weight is? Run. For reals.

Neverland update

Basically, not gonnna happen. The neighbors were like. "aw, hell no." Sorry for all the MJ stuff, but I'm a fan. I promise it'll be normal after July 4th. anyway, from yahoo news:

LOS ANGELES – A plan to bury Michael Jackson at his sprawling Neverland ranch fizzled Wednesday, leaving details about his funeral undecided as another mystery was solved: His newly unveiled will says his mother should raise his children, or failing her, Diana Ross.

The changing funeral circumstances disappointed many Jackson fans who had descended on the estate in the rolling hills near Santa Barbara with the hope of attending a public viewing.

"We're terribly disappointed," said Ida Barron, 44, who arrived with herhusband Paul Barron, 56, intending to spend several days in a tent.

"We were going to listen to music and watch Michael Jackson DVDsand party all night long, not just to have fun, but in memory of Michael Jackson," Paul Barron said. "Now we're going to have to just go home."

Jackson's 7-year-old will, filed Wednesday in a Los Angeles court, gives his entire estate to a family trust and names his 79-year-old mother Katherine and his children as the beneficiaries. The will also estimates the current value of his estate at more than $500 million.

Meanwhile, newly named Jackson family spokesman Ken Sunshine said a public memorial was in the works for Jackson but wouldn't be held at Neverland. In addition, it appeared more likely that a funeral and burial would take place in Los Angeles, a person familiar with the situation told The Associated Press.

But the person, who is not authorized to speak for the family and requested anonymity, said nothing was planned for Neverland, at least through Friday.

"The family is aware a Neverland burial is not possible. They are expected to make decisions about whatever funeral and memorial service" will take place, the person said.

Heavy construction equipment and workers were seen passing through the wrought-iron gates of Neverland on Tuesday. It wasn't clear what they were doing. The property is about 120 miles northwest of Los Angeles

In Los Angeles, Jackson's lawyer John Branca and family friend John McClain, a music executive, were named in the will as co-executors of his estate. In a statement, they said the most important element of the will was Jackson's steadfast desire that his mother become the legal guardian for his children.

In Los Angeles, Jackson's lawyer John Branca and family friend John McClain, a music executive, were named in the will as co-executors of his estate. In a statement, they said the most important element of the will was Jackson's steadfast desire that his mother become the legal guardian for his children.

The will, dated July 7, 2002, gives the entire estate to the Michael Jackson Family Trust. Details of the trust will not be made public.

The documents said Jackson's estate consisted almost entirely of "non-cash, non-liquid assets, including primarily an interest in a catalog of music royalty rights which is currently being administered by Sony ATV, and the interests of various entities."

update from radaronline:

Michael Jackson’s family and advisors have finally made a decision on where to hold amemorial service celebrating the late singer’s life and career. It will be Tuesday, July 7 at Los Angeles’ Staples Center, RadarOnline.comhas learned exclusively.

The 20,000-seat venue is where Michael spent his last night. He rehearsed there for his upcoming London concerts, right up until midnight on June 24. Jackson died the following afternoon.

Story Developing

MJ Updates

His funeral for the public is to be friday. Authorities expect a huge traffic mess.

They took out the rides???

His father, Joe Jackson, is a douche.

MJ had a will after all.

It seems MJ really didn't provide sperm for his children, Debbie Rowe and Blanket's mother were surrogates. I'm sure he loved them anyway with all he had.

Debbie Rowe is the biological mom?

The more I read about him, the sadder I get.

Some fans are too distraught to live.

Smooth Criminal

The weekend would'nt be complete without it.

I know a lot of ppl are STILL trying to figure out how MJ did the 45 degree lean. He did NOT invent the move....it's an old Vaudeville trick/street trick, you can see it demonstrated when the Tin Man sings in the Wizard of Oz. I couldn't find a clip of that, but I can show you a clip of someone else doing it:



The trick? It's the heels in the shoes, like elevator shoes! The supported angle allows the illusion of leaning over further than one really is. No wires, heels! Now you know.

MJ's 1993 Civil lawsuit

I found this interesting, about why MJ would settle out of court. you can follow the whole article here.

Here are a few bullet points:

– Because of double jeopardy, anyone accused of a crime will never have to defend themselves for the same allegation twice unless one trial takes place in civil court and the other in criminal court. This was the situation with Michael Jackson in 1993.

- Up until that point, the alleged victim’s mother June Schwartz had maintained that Jackson was innocent of the allegations. As soon as the civil suit was filed, however, she changed her tune and joined forces with her ex-husband Evan Chandler and their son Jordan. At that point, June Schwartz’s divorce attorney Michael Freeman resigned. “The whole thing was such a mess,” he explained. “I felt uncomfortable with Evan. He isn’t a genuine person, and I sensed he wasn’t playing things straight.”

- The civil suit was filed while the police investigation was still ongoing. As a result, the civil trial was scheduled to take place before the criminal trial began which would have been a violation of Jackson’s constitutional right to not self-incriminate. Typically, when there are two trials dealing with the same allegation, the criminal trial takes place before the civil trial (i.e- the O.J Simpson case). This is to ensure that the Defendant’s defense in the criminal case will not be compromised as a result of the civil proceedings.

- Jackson’s attorneys filed a motion asking for the civil trial to be delayed until after the criminal trial was over. They cited numerous cases such as Pacer, Inc. v. Superior Court to support their request. The Federal case held that, “when both criminal and civil proceedings arise out of the same or related transactions, the Defendant is entitled to a Stay of Discovery and trial in the civil action until the criminal matter has been fully resolved.” Other cases cited include Dustin W. Brown v. The Superior Court, Dwyer v. Crocker National Bank, Patterson v. White and Huot v. Gendron.

- If Jackson had not settled the civil lawsuit, he would have put his entire defense strategy in jeopardy by revealing it to the prosecution months before the criminal case went to trial.

- Let’s pretend for a moment that Michael Jackson had gone through with the civil trial. What would have happened? He would have presented the court with all of his evidence of extortion and Sneddon would have been watching the entire thing unfold. He could have then taken Jackson’s most critical exonerating evidence from the civil trial and found ways to discredit it so that Jackson would have nothing left to defend himself with in the criminal trial.

- In civil trials the jury’s verdict does not have to be unanimous. If at least 50% of the jurors find the Defendant liable, the Plaintiff will still get money.

- The civil trial would have taken months to resolve. Michael Jackson would have been paying millions of dollars in legal fees while at the same time limiting his source of income by putting his career on hold. There was probably also a lot of pressure from his record company to settle the lawsuit because the case was affecting his career.

*From a personal standpoint, I do not deny that whatever MJ was doing with children seemed a bit shady or suspicious. Maybe he felt like he could only really trust children, that they wouldn't try to take advantage of him like adults could. Maybe he was trying to recapture his lost youth. I don't know, I wasn't there. I don't want to believe that he molested children. But then he was a grown man and I'm certain that as he was human, he had sexual urges.

I don't want to believe that those urges were used on children. At the same time, I hate liars, especially people who lie about being molested in order to take advantage of someone's celebrity. I hope that the truth will be brought to light. Let's remember that Jordan, the alleged victim of abuse, chose not to testify in the criminal case.

I do find the point interesting though, that someone would accept money from an alleged child molester instead of pursuing to the ends of the earth to have the accused put away in prison forever for touching their child. I shall always remember Michael Jackson as a Beloved Weirdo. You are truly among the stars now, MJ.*

BILLIE MAYS DEAD

Just in from ONTD.....Damm, Farrah dies now everyone is following!!

His son confirmed it on Twitter. http://twitter.com/youngBillyMays

Longer article confirming it:

TAMPA — Billy Mays, the TV pitchman whose trademark voice helped sell everything from cleaning supplies to baking soda, was found dead this morning by his wife at his Tampa home. No cause of death has been reported and no foul play is suspected, according to Tampa police.

Mays, 50, was pronounced dead at 7:45 a.m. at 2853 Bowen Daniel Dr., #1201. His wife, Deborah Mays, found him unresponsive this morning. The Medical Examiner's Office will complete Mays' autopsy by tomorrow afternoon.

"Although Billy lived a public life, we don't anticipate making any public statements over the next couple of days," Deborah Mays said in a statement today. "Our family asks that you respect our privacy during these difficult times."

Mays was a passenger Saturday of the 737 aircraft that took a hard landing at Tampa International Airport, an airport spokeswoman said.

TMZ has confirmed TV pitchman Billy Mays was found dead today in his home in Tampa, Florida.

According to the Tampa PD, Mays was pronounced dead at 7:45 AM.

The 50-year-old was found by his wife early this morning.

TMZ has learned Mays' body has already been removed from his home.

There are reports that Mays had just returned from Philadelphia, where he shot a new Oxiclean commercial.

We're told Mays was at his home around 6pm last night, and according to a source Mays was "acting fine and normal ... he was talking business with his father-in-law."

*RIP Billy. Pitch from the stars*

Still mourning MJ's loss

Sorry for the delays in posting but I'm still in shock over Michael Jackson....especially when it seems that more of his dark, personal side is being revealed. Here's "Rock with You"....we will all get thru this but it's gonna be hard. You know, I'm probably the only person on the planet who never bought Thriller. Weird huh?


Rock With You - Michael Jackson

What a sad day.....

Farrah Fawcett, the standard for all sexy icons to follow, died today at 62. She took Michael Jackson with her, NBC is reporting that he died today also, of cardiac arrest. The world shall now come to a screeching halt.

Michael Jackson has died at age 50 after being rushed to UCLA Medical Center, NBC News has confirmed.

Los Angeles Fire Department Capt. Steve Ruda told the L.A. Times that Jackson was not breathing when paramedics arrived at his home and CPR was performed.

TMZ.com reported that he may have suffered cardiac arrest.

Jackson had been due to start a series of comeback concerts in London on July 13 running until March 2010. The singer, whose hits included “Thriller” and “Billie Jean,” had been rehearsing in the Los Angeles area for the past two months.

*Here's Billie Jean just for old times' sake.*


Billie Jean - Michael Jackson

Blohan is Desperate for ANY Attention!

Careful Hollywood! She'll latch herself to anyone near her black hole of a lifeless void self and attempt to suck the life out of them! Take this example with Justin Timberlake off of Digital Spy:

Justin Timberlake ignored Lindsay Lohan at a New York City nightclub, it has been reported.

The 'Sexy Back' singer is said to have "shooed [Lohan] away" after she attempted to dance with him at club Avenue, says The New York Post.

A source claimed that Timberlake was without his girlfriend Jessica Biel and cosied up to unknown women while heavily intoxicated.

"It definitely wasn't Jessica. He was pretty drunk. Usually Justin is pretty in control, but he was acting pretty crazy. He was drinking tequila all night," the insider said.

"At one point, he cleared out a little space and started break dancing. He was bumping into people and spilling drinks. It was hilarious."

It is understood that Timberlake's alleged behaviour led Lohan to write on her Twitter page "where's jb cheater". The next morning she added "why do people cheat?", before later claiming that someone had hacked into her account and posted the messages.

However, Avenue owner Noah Tepperberg denied that the former 'N Sync star was chatting to any other females, saying: "I was within 15 feet of him the whole time he was there, and we know for sure he was not doing anything with other girls."

*Oh Lindsay. Quit trying to fuck anything that moves. Maybe you need to go visit Africa or India or someplace where you can see what being truly poor is all about.*

Prince does not approve.

Baby #2 for the McConaughey Clan!

from MSNBC.com:

LOS ANGELES - Matthew McConaughey had quite the Father’s Day celebration on Sunday. The actor celebrated his first year as a dad and also announced that he and girlfriend Camila Alves have another baby on the way.

“Happy Father’s Day. It’s my first, and the last 11 months with Levi and Camila have been the most rewarding adventure to date,” McConaughey wrote on his Web site.

“We have more blessed news to celebrate this Father’s Day that [will] make this time next year double the fun. Levi is going to be a big brother… Yeah, we pulled off the greatest miracle in the world one more time, Camila and I are expecting our second child, bringing more life into the world, making more to live for. The future looks bright as the family grows…. just keep livin, Matthew and Camila,” he continued.

On Hiatus

Isn't that a fun word, hiatus? Is it weird that while I find green jello disgusting, I love to eat it? Anyway, Jon & Kate decided to take a break. Still can't believe they were so tacky as to announce their divorce all over TV.....and yet want to complain about the paps and media attention. From Radaronline:

TLC, the network that produces the Gosselin's reality TV show, Jon & Kate Plus 8, announced on Tuesday that the show is taking a production break.

In a statement to RadarOnline.com, the net spokesperson said, "TLC continues to support the Gosselin family and will work closely with them to determine the best way to continue to tell their story as they navigate through this difficult time.

"Following a retrospective of Jon and Kate's first 10 years airing on June 29, the show will be on hiatus until Aug 3rd. During this time the family will take some time off to regroup and then a modified schedule will be in place to support the family's transition."

*Probably the smartest thing that the couple and TLC has ever done!*

That reminds me: Dear Alcohol,

I think it's best we take a hiatus from each other for a while. I'm not saying it's forever, but you're really wearing me out. XOXOX, Spin.

See? TV can be educational!

For Jon & Kate

Cuz I actually do feel badly for the whole situation.....I think he loves her more than she loves him. So I offer "Remember the Time" by Micheal Jackson:

Michael Jackson - Remember The Time
Uploaded by hushhush112. - See the latest featured music videos.

Update: They just announced that they are indeed separating. Jon is moving to NYC. He'll see the kids Friday, Sat. Sun when Katebitch is gone, the kids are staying at the house with Mom. Divorce papers were filed today, June 22

And your blind item

from Blindgossip.com, the letter "B" for birth control and our dear sponsor White People Are The Only Folk Stupid Enough To Do Litters Of Kids All At Once:

When most couples divorce, they want it over with as quickly as possible so that they can move on with their lives, or for the sake of the children, or because lengthy divorces cost more money. Not this couple! They are currently negotiating to stretch out the divorce as long as possible. Even though they can’t stand each other - and have lived separately for a while now - as long as the family is somewhat intact, they both make a lot more money than they could with a regular job. Right now they are negotiating for two plus years of continued steady income. Yes, that’s right. He is just as motivated by the money as she.

The BIIIG Announcement!

Dammit, I was so hoping that Jon & Kate were gonna announce that they had decided to resort to cannibalism....and start eating the kids. Live. Anyway, from radaronline:

It’s official. Jon and Kate Gosselinwill announce on Monday that they are divorcing, a source close to the situation tellsRadarOnline.com exclusively.

The source says that Kate recently met with a divorce lawyer. Another source told RadarOnline.com that the couple had previously agreed to separate by July 15.

But that timetable has now been pushed forward.

Kate previously took the sextuplets on vacation to North Carolina without Jon, who was accused of having an affair with Deanna Hummel. Her brother discussed the relationship publicly in a tell-all with Us Weeklymagazine.

Jon and Kate were photographed together Wednesday for the first time in a while.

But they have been talking divorce for quite some time, the source told RadarOnline.com, and the decision was recently finalized to announce it.

After being caught with Deanna Hummel, Jon was then spotted with Hailey Glassman, the daughter of Kate’s plastic surgeon. Sources have told RadarOnline.com that their relationship is ongoing.

*Really? Honestly? On TV? How fucking stupid is that? What a rating s racket, especially with a fight going on with the OctoMom!*

update 6/22:

It’s not a surprise, but it’s still dramatic.

Confirming RadarOnline.com’s exclusive report from last week, the Gosselins filed legal papers Monday to end their 10-year marriage.

Hours before the papers were filed, Jon Gosselin told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive video interview that he hadn’t seen his wife Kate in four days, didn’t know where she was or who she was with. He said he was treating Monday like any other day.

Nicole Richie Busts 'Em Up!

from E!

It's over.

After Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson reconnected last month following their split in April, the couple has once again broken up.

The duo broke things off again Monday night after a nasty argument. One major point of friction between the two was Sam's friendship with Nicole Richie, who's reportedly no fan of Lohan.

"Nicole refuses even to be in the same room as Lindsay," says a source, noting that just last week Nicole invited Sam to a mutual friend's birthday party at Bar Marmont with the stipulation that she not bring Lindsay. "Sam went to the party, and it really upset Lindsay," says the source.

After Sam had dinner with Nicole at Izakaya last night, a source says she gave Linds the kiss-off via a not-so-nice text...

In the text, exclusively obtained by E! News, Ronson harshly tells Lohan to she no longer wants to have contact with her.

Sam's rep declined to comment on her personal life, and Richie's rep could not be reached for comment.

*seems like Daddy Lohan wins, huh?*

Busted up!

Like it's any surprise. But here's info from radaronline:

It was never a match made in heaven and the revelations in the documents filed in the Usher divorce case show just how badly the singer's relationship with Tameka Foster Raymond had broken down long before he decided to legally end it.

In what can only be described as a legal understatement, the document proclaims: "The marriage between the parties is irretrievably broken. There is no reasonable hope of reconciliation."

Usher - full name Usher Raymond -- is now requesting complete disclosure of all documents his bridge maintained since their Aug. 3, 2007 wedding, and that includes detective reports, voice and video recordings that may be the product of "surveillance or investigation."

Usher also claims that the pair split last July, a mere 11 months after saying "I do."

He's asking the Fulton County (GA) Superior Court to award him joint custody of their two children. Usher and Naviyd.

Sweeeeet sound!

My dealer just replaced the petcock (ikr?) on the bike and was testing out how it ran. If you're wondering, it's a 1982 Kawasaki KZ440. Hear for yourself!

When Teh Gheys Get Angery....

This guy is SRSLY upset about kids running rampantly in Wal-Mart!!! WHOOP YO KIDS!



The beauty of this perspective is that you know and I know we have all thought this.

Here's some RuPaul EXTRAHVAGAAAAHHHHHNZA:





And.....what.

The Mighty Virus is on the Loose!

Run, my dearies! Run for your lives!!!

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Miley Cyrus has reportedly broken up with boyfriend Justin Gaston, according to E! News.

The 16-year-old pop star and the 20-year-old model had been dating for nearly nine months.

The "Hannah Montana" star reportedly called things off last week, as she was preparing to head to Georgia to film her new movie, "The Last Song."

A source also confirmed the split to Us Weekly.

"They have been having trouble for a while," the source told Us Weekly. "It's been hard for a long time since Miley has been working so much and traveling a lot."

However, distance may not have been the only factor behind the breakup.

Miley has recently been spending time with her ex, Nick Jonas, which a friend of Justin's said put some strain on the relationship.

*So she's blowing Nick again?*

Well, DUUUUH

Adam Lambert is so ghey that we all saw the neon pink arrow dancing over his head. He may as well have been wearing a tiara and feather boa while driving a Miata ferchrissakes. In case you didn't see it all over the web today:

Adam, "who is proud of my sexuality," tells RS: “I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear I’m gay.

“I’ve been living in Los Angeles for eight years as a gay man. I’ve been at clubs, drunk, making out with somebody in the corner.”

Lambert also tells RS that he almost told reporters after the "Idol" finale but thought coming out in Rolling Stone would be "cooler."

Lambert also acknowledged that winner Kris Allen was totally his type. And he found it "distracting" when producers put them in the same room at the beginning of the show.

Not a Model Life

Sad, I thought Stephanie Seymour was off in happily ever after land. Seems even the most beautiful can have shit go wrong in their lives too. From Radaronline:

It’s become a real-life War of the Roses for supermodel Stephanie Seymour and her billionaire husband Peter Brant.

On Thursday night, the Greenwich, Conn. police responded to a 911 call from the estranged couple’s estate, and it was “not the first time we’ve been out here,” Lt. Richard Cochran said.

Seymour, 39, has moved into the estate’s guest house while Brant, 62, who was out of town Thursday, continues to occupy the main residence.

Cop cars arrived on the scene after getting the emergency call from Seymour’s assistant who reported “banging and screaming.”

Seymour claimed that Brandt’s security guard Joseph Babnik had prevented her from entering the main house, and that she’d fallen after he pushed her.

Babnik denied ever laying a hand on the model but the police did charge him with disorderly conduct, according to the Greenwich Times.

Several hours later, cops were back again after Seymour got into a verbal confrontation with yet another guard.

The former Victoria’s Secret model, who last year was featured in a Salvatore Ferragamo campaign, dated Warren Beatty and Axl Rose prior to marrying the art-collecting, polo-playing Brant in 1995.

They had three children before their surprise split earlier this year.

“The situation has escalated to a point where Ms. Seymour is gravely concerned for her and her children's safety,” said her lawyer Mark Sherman.

Pete "I can fit into Asslee's jeans" Wentz turns 30

so insulting cuz it's on my anniversary with my dealer. Better watch out, Petey, I think your hair is starting to thin! from ONTD:

Celebrating a momentous occasion in his life, Pete Wentz was treated to a fabulous 30th birthday in Las Vegas on Saturday night (June 6).

Accompanied by wife Ashlee Simpson, the pair happily posed for a few pictures at a birthday dinner at Yellowtail restaurant inside Bellagio Hotel/Casino.

Finished up with their sushi dinner, the cute couple then visited Bank nightclub, where Pete was presented with a fancy birthday cake which had a picture of Ashlee and baby Bronx drawn in icing.

Afterwards, a source tells that the deejay got the crowd to sing happy birthday, with Pete sipping on water while Ashlee drank champagne.

Taking a moment to keep fans up to date, Pete tweeted: “I am the embodiment of Las Vegas right now. I have ‘reported’ to the dance floor. Thanks Bellagio. I need that 80 grand in chips.”

*so if Asslee is sipping on champagne, she's not pregnant...right?*