Spin Offs for June 17 2010

Spencer Pratt is sleezy. Spencer Pratt may not have wife Heidi Montag by his side — but even in separation, he could still make money off her. The Hills’ star is starting his own paparazzi agency, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

Snoop Dogg has been banned from a free festival in the Netherlands, it was confirmed this afternoon. BBC News reports that police barred the rapper from appearing at Parkpop in The Hague because it wanted an "open and friendly character".

British journo Piers Morgan will start his takeover of Larry King's CNN show in October, sources tell Page Six. The former newspaper editor has a deal to host an hourlong interview program which will start in the fall four days a week as CNN phases King out.

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They did it!

Han Solo got married!! *SQUEEEE!*

TMZ has learned Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart were married yesterday and Governor Bill Richardson of New Mexico performed the ceremony.

We got the tip from Lisa Stanley at K-Earth 101in L.A. and just confirmed it ourselves.

We're told the couple was married in the Governor's mansion in Santa Fe.

Harrison and Calista have been together for almost 8 years, and they got engaged over Valentine's weekend in 2009.

Harrison is filming "Cowboys and Aliens" in New Mexico right now.

Spin Offs for June 15 2010

Al Gore is separated because he was dipping his leaf into another pond.  I need brain bleach.

Charlie Sheen is almost a free man who can rent hooker cheerleaders again!

How much did Sarah Palin pay Levin Johnston to get back together with her daughter?

Enjoy this version of California Gurls:

Twilight Homage

This was so funny, I had to share.  Found it on ONTD.  I'm still giggling tears.

WTF

There will be a Bollywood movie about Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun. It's a romance! Obviously Dear Friend Hitler will talk about how he was a bad person and how she was pretty awful for marrying such a bad person, but there will also be romance. And Hitler and Eva will be played by Indian people. It is not a musical, which is too bad. But yeah. Bollywood Hitler Movie. Not coming soon to an American movie theater near you. [Times, via Vulture]


*In other celeb news*


Joe Jackson is a POS

Relax, Squinty McPuckerface and Bradley Sexy Cooper are not getting married.

Peaches Geldof  is fat and has a nasty thing on her leg.  Never mind the granny pants.

Spin Offs for June 10, 2010

Reggie Bush is BUSTED, costs USC 2005 national championship.  what a dick.

Angelina Jolie to play Cleopatra.  This puts her in the ranks with Liz Taylor, doesn't it?

Lindsay Lohan to blow your mind as a porn queen but can't keep an assistant.

Michael Lohan's douchey new club is in trouble already and it hasn't even opened yet.

Spin Offs for June 9, 2010

Sorry for the lack of posts, it's been a rough coupla days.

Jesse James is still a douche

Somehow Giuliana and Bill will still be on the air.

If you havn't seen it, here is Lady Gaga's Alejandro.  Be sure to tell me what you think.

For Pookie Sixx

Dance in the light. I'll miss you.

Spin Offs for June 2, 2010

Mariah Carey dropped out her film project because she's pregnant.

Gary Coleman was actually divorced when Shannon Price told doctors to pull the plug?

Don't hold your breath about Reggie Bush ever marrying nasty ho Kim.  Seriously.

The giant troll Kardashian might be pregnant.  Might be.

Enjoy Kylie Minogue's All the Lovers video:

An Easy Rider dies

Dennis Hopper died, age 74.  Per TMZ:


We're told his family was by his side when he passed.

Hopper had recently been suffering from prostate cancer and going through a difficult divorce from his wife Victoria.

Gary Coleman has died

He died in a Utah hospital.  He had had a brain hemmorhage from a fall where he hurt his head and slipped into a coma he never recovered from.  His wife agreed to have life support pulled.  He was 42 and had been on life support since last Thursday.  Details to follow.   Think kindly of him, he had a rough time.

Blind Item!

This couple is expecting. No secret there. What is a secret, however, is what was happening behind closed doors before the baby was announced.

Things had been rocky in this couple’s marriage for the past few years. The more she pushed her agenda on him, the more unhappy he became. After a particularly rough patch, Husband decided that he was going to do three things: get out of the marriage; tell the truth about what had been going on for the past few years; and come out of the closet.

Wife was desperate to keep any of those three things from happening. She decided to do something quite devious and drastic. The couple had stored up some fertilized eggs earlier in their marriage. (You didn’t think they conceived naturally, did you?) So she went behind his back and had some of the remaining fertilized eggs implanted, hoping that one would take. It did.

To say that the husband was shocked and absolutely furious with her for doing this behind his back would be an understatement. He does not want this baby. His plan right now is that, if she loses the baby, he will wait a couple of months and then bolt so he doesn’t look like the bad guy. However, if the baby is born, he knows that his primary role will be that of playing the proud and happy father. After all, he is an actor. So until the baby issue is resolved… back in the closet he goes. [Blind Gossip]

*Hmm who could it be!*

Spin Offs for May 26 2010

Xtina cancels tour

Tom Cruise wants to teach you how to take it like a  how to be a man.

50 Cent lost 1/4 (one quarter) of his body weight for a movie role.  It's not pretty.

Carrie Underwear is getting married

Golddiggers will always take advantage.  WRAP IT UP!

Xtina's Bionic Leaked

Here's Glam Bionic






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Spin Offs for May 24 2010

Lindsay, why you act so stupid?



Brittany Murphy died, now her husband has followed

Kendra Wilkinson is still a dirty whore, getting $$ for her first sex tape.  Yes, that makes her a whore.

Is Lady Gaga starting to wander off the deep end?

and a blind item from page six:  WHICH late-night TV host is having Tiger Woods-like problems? One woman has already come forward, but at least one more is looking to sell her sordid story.
(Spin's guess: George Lopez)

For Your weekend

The Line and the Dot.....one of my all time favorite animations.  Enjoy!

Spin Offs for May 19 2010

Call the Bay "Hitler" and you get booted from Transformers 3.

Is Lindsay Lohan lying about her passport?

Chris Evans' sexy ass will be filming Captain America in London

Kendra trying to get pregnant again to save marriage.  Insert laughing here.

Meet Sandra Rose.  She called out Chris Brown.

Here's a water birth to make you feel better about your day:

Spin Offs for May 18

Kelly Preston & John Travolta are expecting a baby!  Yes, you read that right!

Lindsay Lohan denies dating woman, doesn't deny digging chicks

Hank walked out on Kendra!!!

Kendra and Hank split because she's a dumbass!  Shoulda sold your whoretapes before you got married, K!!

Ok, this is not the minute to minute update on the naked pictures Vivid is releasing from Kendra’s sex tape that we promised, but it still qualifies as news…we guess? Rumor has it that Hank Baskett has left Kendra and is taking out divorce papers, not because of the sex tape (he can deal with the idea of his wife having an orgy with multiple penises), but because she was still trying to sell it (and even formed a company to do so) behind his back AFTER he proposed to her.

An source from E! said, “Hank is totally upset and embarrassed. He’s so angry… The main reason he’s embarrassed is his team’s [possible] reaction. He needs to concentrate on his career right now, and this just creates more distractions for him.“