Confessions on a Dance Floor

If you havn't had a chance to personally see the tour or the broadcast on TV, let me tell you that it's one show you really should see. Catch in Bravo or wherever you can, it's a powerful thing to watch. I'm way over Madonna....but this is a good show.

See It.

Go Buy a Lottery Ticket NOW!!!

Pork is about to be served!!!

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off of fadedyouth.com:

From a X17 press release:

Yes, it’s finally happened – after ignoring countless cease and desist notices from numerous photo agencies and media outlets, Mario Lavandeira, a.k.a. Perez Hilton, has been sued in federal court for copyright infringement by X17, Hollywood’s largest celebrity photo agency. X17 contends that Lavandeira, the owner and operator of the celebrity gossip blog PerezHilton.com and the self-styled “Queen of All Media,” has knowingly and willfully used X17’s images on his blog without permission from the agency, thereby violating federal law.

Lavandeira’s actions have caused substantial damage to X17’s business in the form of diversion of trade, loss of profits, injury to goodwill and reputation, and the dilution of the value of its rights.In court papers filed today, X17, the owners of X17online.com, seek over $7.5 million in damages for Lavandeira’s infringing activities.

Mr. Lavandeira has been featured in countless magazines and newspapers and has appeared regularly on various television news outlets in the U.S., Canada, and the U.K. GQ listed him in their Man of the Year issue; the AP and the LA Times have profiled him; the New York Post called him one of the 25 most powerful Latinos and he has appeared on almost every major U.S. network commenting on the day’s entertainment headlines. He is said to be shopping around a reality show and he is set to appear on MTV’s New Year’s Eve special.

“Perez” claims he receives 2.5 million unique visitors each day on his website.Mr. Lavandeira has regularly infringed on X17’s large scoops. While it usually takes weeks of effort by a team of photographers and reporters to break a story, for Mr. Lavandeira, it has been as simple as a right-click.

Mr. Lavandeira is profiting through advertisements on his site (one-week ads on his site go for between $9000 - $16,000) and has gained relative fame from the success of his blog, which, X17 contends, is due in large part to the quality and quantity of celebrity images he posts on his site, many of which are owned by X17.

Saucy Xtina!!!

I all bullshit on her friend's defense.....I think Xtina just got shitfaced.

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off of MSNBC.com:

Is Christina Aguilera drinking herself back into the spotlight?

The “Dirrty” singer has been relatively quiet lately, while her former rival Britney Spears has been grabbing headlines with her panty-free hard-partying antics. But recently, Aguilera reportedly was carried out of the London club Kabaret’s Prophecy, at 5 a.m. over a friend’s shoulder.

Aguilera and her party ran up a bill of $3,800, but a friend defended the singer, telling the London Mirror that Aguilera didn’t drink as much as an onlooker might think. “Not only is she very little,” said the source, “but she was quite tired because she’s in the middle of her tour.”

Whatever.

What do they call rehab these days? A spa and getting your nails done?
I think it's a publicity stunt sine Paris & Brit are getting all the press right now.

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off of page 6:

LINDSAY Lohan is flirting with sobriety. After a hard weekend of partying with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, Lohan - who's been sporting an Alcoholics Anonymous pin - has apparently had enough. A Los Angeles spy reports seeing her yesterday at a 7:30 a.m. AA meeting near her apartment in the Sierra Towers. A friend of Lohan confirmed, "She has attended several meetings and has hopefully decided to turn her life around - this time for good. She is out of control." Lohan skipped Thanksgiving with her mom, Dina, and her family because she knew "someone would force an intervention on her." So Dina - who likes a party almost as much as her wild-child daughter - has arrived in L.A. to convince Lindsay to stay home some nights. The actress is filming "The Best Time of Our Lives" with Keira Knightley for the next five weeks - and then, friends hope "she will really get serious about getting sober. And drop out of the limelight for a while." A rep for Lohan declined comment.

Gack and puke

You know the bitch is just latching onto Tony because her career is waning, she won't have a movie career so Tony is gonna be her mealticket.

Yeah, I said it.

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off of People.com:

Eva Longoria and NBA star Tony Parker are engaged, PEOPLE has confirmed.

"Eva and Tony are officially engaged," Longoria's rep, Liza Anderson, tells PEOPLE exclusively. "The couple have never been happier."

Longoria, 31, and the French-born Parker, 24, a point guard for the San Antonio Spurs, met in November 2004. Though they played coy at first, by August 2005, the Desperate Housewives star confirmed they were a couple, asking PEOPLE rhetorically, "What's not to like?"

The pair weathered a brief split in September but quickly rekindled their relationship in Paris. The couple took in the sights, partied at the VIP Room and dined at the famed Le Coupe-Chou in the City of Light.

Longoria told PEOPLE in April she is happiest when in a relationship – and said she expects to stay with Parker "forever."

Tony Blair Should I Stay or Should I Go

This had me laughing so hard I was squirtin tears!

Enjoy!

Guilty Pleasure

I STILL love these guys.....I STILL think Mick Jones is just the hotness

Juicy!

Maybe she can use it to recover her failing career since nobody gives a crap about her anymore:

and maybe they can get that Britney/Fedex tape too

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off of Holy Moly!

A mole has mailed me to say that the Jessica Simpson sex tape DOES exist - and he's seen it.
The tape is currently being held by the people who got their sweaty palms of the Pamela Anderson/Tommy Lee tape.

They're holding out for more money, otherwise they'll leak it.

Here we go! *rolls eyes*

The trash talk has begun!

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off of TMZ.com:

Now it's his turn: Kid Rock's friends say that he had to end his marriage to Pam Anderson because he was sick and tired of taking care of their kids -- while Pam would stay out 'til all hours.

Yesterday, it emerged that Pam couldn't deal with her rocker hubby's anger and insecurity issues, including a public blow-up at a private screening of "Borat," as Page Six reported. Today, friends of Kid (real name: Bob Ritchie) tell the Post that once he moved to L.A. from Detroit to be with Pam, Bob found himself constantly at home with his son (and Pam's two boys with Tommy Lee), while Pam was out carousing almost every night.

Ritchie's friends also say that he suspected that there wasn't really a miscarriage, as Pam claims, because he had never heard from her or anyone else that she was pregnant. Whatever the case, say the rocker's pals, "Pamela doesn't have the money in the relationship – he does." Pam's reps say she is "a wonderful mother" and "absolutely had a miscarriage."

Go figure...

FedEx cheat? No way!!! It's not like he left his baby mama (while pregs) for Brit or anything!!!

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off of MSNBC:


By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC

Add this to the reasons that Britney Spears had to dump her hubby: Kevin Federline reportedly was having an affair with a former porn star a full month before Spears filed for divorce in November.

Federline met Kendra Jade, an “exotic dancer” and former porn star, in Las Vegas in December 2005 while his wife was visiting her family in Kentwood, Louisiana, according to Star magazine, and the two stayed in touch.

“Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends’ apartment multiple times, starting in early October,” a source told the tab. “Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!”

Now that K-Fed is a single guy, will he and Jade become a couple? Not likely, says the source, explaining, “They’re just friends who have sex.”

When contacted for comment by Star, Jade said only, “I’m in a committed relationship.”

Reason for the Split!

off of ONTD:

November 28, 2006 -- JUST three months after they wed in St. Tropez, Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Kid Rock (real name Bob Richie) because of his "male insecurity and major anger issues," a close pal said.

The final straw was a bellicose blowup Rock threw at Universal Studio chief Ron Meyer's Beverly Hills house two weeks ago."Ron Meyer held a screening of 'Borat' at his house for a bunch of people, including Pam and Bob," says an Anderson pal. "It was the first time Bob had seen the movie, and, well, he didn't like it."

The hugely popular film shows Sasha Baron Cohen - in character as Borat Sagdiyev - falling in love with Anderson after seeing her in a "Baywatch" rerun, then driving across America in order to propose marriage to her.

Her friend tells Page Six, "Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing.

"Pam thought he could have a sense of humor about the movie. She was in on the gag from the very beginning and loved doing the movie. And on the eve of what was supposed to be a very positive thing, he made it an awful night."

Ever since that night, it has been icicles between them," the friend relates. "Bob is just a very unhappy and angry man. Pam is very disenchanted and sad. You know, there are reasons why she never married him before. Those reasons disappeared while they were together on a boat in St. Tropez, but she knows now that they never went away. The reality is he is an insecure, angry man."

Anderson, who suffered a miscarriage this month, left her Malibu home Sunday until Rock could pack up his stuff and leave. She took her two boys, Brandon and Dylan (sired by ex-husband Tommy Lee), to Shutters in Santa Monica."Pam is just very happy to not be in the same house with so much passive-aggressive hostility in it," the friend adds.

Rock's rep didn't return calls, and Anderson's manager declined comment.

I call bullshit!!!

Rachel Zoe is dying to tell us about Nicole's anorexia!!!

off of starmagazine:

Hot Hollywood stylist Rachel Zoe — whose style-savvy clients include Mischa Barton and Lindsay Lohan — has spoken out about her former client, Nicole Richie! The pair recently parted ways, and now Rachel — who is responsible for transforming Nicole into the trendsetting style icon she is today — explains exclusively to Star what happened!

"There has been a lot of speculation as to the cause of my parting with client Nicole Richie," Rachel, who also has designed a dazzling, jewel-encrusted collection of handbags for Judith Leiber, tells Star.

"After trying to be a good friend to Nicole, we made a mutual decision to sever our working relationship. Changes are inevitable in any business relationship. I am very fortunate to have such a wonderful life, I have been married for 10 years and have been a stylist for more than 15 years and am lucky to work with such a diverse group of women of all shapes and sizes that inspire me everyday. I have nothing but love for Nicole and wish her only health and happiness."- DAVID CAPLAN

EWWW...just eww...

Just read the damn thing from starmagazine.com:

LINDSAY CRANKS K-FED'S SONGS, AND SAYS SHE WANTS A HOOK UP!

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have had a troubled friendship at best over this past year (can you say "firecrotch"?). But tensions grew over the weekend as they ladies crossed paths shopping and partying from Malibu to Hollywood.

And along the way, Lindsay just made herself a new enemy in the form of Paris' new favorite party pal, Britney Spears! Things grew a little uncomfortable last week when Lindsay was shopping at the trendy Madison clothing store in Malibu. As usual, she was surrounded by photographers, eager to snap up shots of her every purchase -- until Brit and Paris drove by and stole her thunder.

The crew of photographers quickly ran toward Paris and Brit, leaving poor Lindsay alone and out of the spotlight. "All the photographers just took off running after Britney and Paris," the eyewitness tells Star. "And you could see Lindsay pop her head out of the shop and start looking around like, 'What the hell just happened?'" But insiders tell Star that Lindsay tried to extract her own kind of revenge by driving around town and blaring Kevin Federline's CD!

In fact, things really got tense when Lindsay pulled up behind Britney and Paris at Teddy's on Wednesday night and purposely cranked up the volume, making sure the pap video cameras standing outside could pick up the tune. "Then she had the nerve to come inside the club and try to hang out with Britney and Paris," our insider said. "But the duo gave her the cold shoulder until she removed herself from their VIP table."

Later in the evening, friends said Lindsay was singing Kevin's praises as an artist an actually said she thought he was so sexy, she wouldn't mind "hooking up with him," sometime.

The rumor got back to Britney, who could only roll her eyes at the news. "Take him," she told the table of friends. "Tell her please, seriously, take him!"

Interesting Thanksgiving....

courtesy of ONTD:

This was taken just over Thanksgiving that just happened...FedEx with some new ho and he's over at Char's house.....

Unholy Trinity

Be afraid, be very afraid!

Pic speaks for itself...


Does this count as charity work for Paris?

Couldn't Last!!!

Pammy musta got unhappy!

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off of TMZ.com:

TMZ has learned that Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from husband Kid Rock. Anderson, who is represented by celebrity hotshot lawyer Neal Hersh, cited irreconcilable differences.The couple was married August 3, 2006. Earlier this month, Anderson suffered a miscarriage.We've learned there was not a prenup, however, the two were married for such a brief period of time it will probably have little impact.

Steve Irwin's tape of final moments stolen?

off of the National Ledger:

Steve Irwin Shock: Crocodile Hunter Death Video Stolen?
By Keith Walters JonesNov 25, 2006

One of the big debates when Steve Irwin was tragically killed by a stingray was whether the video f the death should be broadcast. The cameras were rolling when the 'Crocodile Hunter' was stabbed through the heart by a barb from the ray and was killed.

Steve Irwin: Crocodile Hunter Death Video Stolen?

"He came over the top of a stingray and the stingray's barb went up and went into his chest and put a hole into his heart," friend and manager John Stainton said at the time.

Many wished to see the video while others demanded privacy for the family. There are many hoax videos and photographs online that claim to be of the death.

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His wife Terri said in an interview with Barbara Walters when asked if the video would be shown , "What purpose would that serve?" That should be enough. But there is now a report that the video may have been stolen.

According to a report from the American tabloid 'The National Enquirer' a copy was made before the video went under lock and key. The original video is the hands of Australian authorities but the magazine claims that a bootleg copy has been made.

It says that the video has already been shown to "one potential buyer" and shows a "close-up" of Irwin's face that shows a "profound look of agony and shock" and that the Crocodile Hunter is 'bleeding profusely" from the attack.

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The magazine speculates that the video could demand huge amounts of money if it is indeed legitimate. One would think that a court could stop any video like this from ever being broadcast.

Pic Quip!!!

See what you can come up with!

A little poem

David Blaine is a pain

He went up a crane

He didn't fall and crash into a coma

What a shame.

HAPPY FREAKIN THANKSGIVING!!!

bitches!

you know I love you all. Get yer grub and yer drank on!!!

The Truth comes out!!!

So that bit from the "sex tape" was fake after all!

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off of TMZ.com:

TMZ has learned that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will come together one more time to tell the public that they never made a sex tape.

Reps from the divorcing couple tell us that both Britney and Kevin want to put an end to rumors that K-Fed is out peddling a sex tape for some quick cash. They have agreed to jointly issue a statement, hoping to put an end to the flurry of stories that such a tape exists.

TMZ is told the statement will come out shortly.

Maybe Nicole is really getting better....

at least this inspires me to think so....Rachel Zoe never seemed much more than a leech to me...
And if Nicole is goin to surrond herself with positive people, will she be dumping Parasite again soon?

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off of Us magazine:

Richie Fires Stylist Rachel Zoe
WireImage.com

Nicole Richie is cleaning out her closet. Us has learned that, on November 14, the Simple Life star axed her personal stylist (and close confidante) of more than two years, Rachel Zoe. The reason? The size-0 Richie, 25, “wanted to surround herself with positive people and influences,” an insider says.

Apparently that didn’t include the controversial fashionista, 35, who has long been accused of promoting unhealthy body images (her roster of stick-thin clients includes Mischa Barton and Lindsay Lohan, both 20).

“Nicole didn’t trust Rachel anymore,” a Richie pal says of the firing. “Zoe didn’t take the news well.”

Zoe’s rep denies this, adding that the split was amicable.

In her place, Richie has hired Cristina Ehrlich – who has dressed Jessica Biel and Penelope Cruz – to pick an outfit for the November 21 American Music Awards, where the actress has been asked to introduce a performance by dad Lionel Richie.

Puke is only news when it involves Paris!!!

She doesn't like the taste of alcohol remember *cough liar cough* so she throws it back up, I guess.

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off of MSNBC:

By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC

To paraphrase Paris Hilton: that’s not hot.

The partying heiress was performing in Las Vegas, when she “puked” on stage, according to crooner Joshua Radin.

Radin was visiting Vegas with the cast of “Scrubs” and went to a nightclub to hear Jay-Z perform.

“Paris Hilton …was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good 5 hours,” Radin wrote on his MySpace site. “Now don’t get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every 6 minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing 18 inches from us.”

When Jay-Z left the stage, according to Radin, it was Hilton’s moment. “Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from [a] Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her ‘record’ on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs,” writes Radin. “She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves. . . I find the music business charming.”

Are they pulling a Pammy?

You know, where you get married 5, 7 hundred times.....How many damn ceremonies do you need? You tryin to please everybody, TC?

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off of Eonline:

Since their Scientology marriage was not recognized in Italy, Cruise and Holmes had "officialized" their union in Los Angeles before leaving the country, Cruise's rep said in a statement. According to the Insider, they will celebrate their marriage yet again in a Catholic ceremony once they return from their honeymoon.

Ceremonial Kiss

Since we know now that they were married a week before in a civil ceremony in L.A., this isn't their first married kiss.....It must all be for the publicity!!! Doesn't Tom look all petite and delicate in Katie's arms?

In other news....

OMG, I have no words for this. Brit goes from one extreme to another, doesn't she? Now she's hanging out with Paris-skank....
Photo off of TMZ.com

Sorry to harp....

No, no, I'm not. This just gets more and more amusing with all the reports coming out...What the hell is so great about the Maldives anyway? Why not Maui or a nice place in Greece? WTF?

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This off of News.com.au:

Wedding a 'Scientology stunt'
By Fiona Hudson in London
November 21, 2006 01:23am

THE fairytale Italian wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes has been branded a stunt after the pair admitted they got hitched days before the celebrity bash.

Critics labelled the lavish ceremony a sham intended to promote the Church of Scientology.
Bracciano Mayor Patrizia Riccioni is considering taking back the honorary citizenship she offered the couple before they wed because the small village was so offended by the behaviour of Mr and Mrs Cruise.

"It would have been nice for them to stop and wave," she said.

A Catholic priest in the village, Father Nicola Fiorentini, said the town felt insulted.

"It wasn't a wedding at all. It was just for publicity," he said.

The bride and groom are believed to be honeymooning in the Maldives - joined by best man David Miscavige, who is the head of Scientology in the US.

It has emerged a Scientology adviser sat at every table during the reception at the Odescalchi Castle to answer questions guests had about the unusual ceremony.

A more puzzling question has popped up in the wake of the release of the wedding photo - how is it that it appears to show Cruise, 44, looking taller than his third wife? In most photos before the wedding, Holmes appears to be taller than the Mission Impossible star.

The happy couple were seen boarding a plane about 6am (Rome time) after the wedding, sent off by wedding guests looking tipsy and still dressed in their formal attire.

Jennifer Lopez reportedly ordered 12 pizzas at her hotel after the wedding.

I am NOT the only one who thinks it!!!

There are a lot of other people who think that Cruise fuck-trophy Suri has a birthmark that's being treated also!!!

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off of celebrity-babies.com:

We've been very excited to see the new photos of Suri Cruise, 7 months old, taken this week leading up to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' wedding. These first candid photos of their baby are exciting for several reasons. The first is that we've been deprived of photos of her since her Vanity Fair debut, the second is that we've been deprived of candid photos of her up to this point, but thirdly because the photos reveal what may be the true reason Suri has been kept out of the public eye.

We'd like to call your attention to what appears to be a slight but distinctive birthmark located in the middle of her forehead between her eyes visible in several photos that was not visible in the Vanity Fair photos. It was rumored that there was a lot of airbrushing involved in her Vanity Fair shoot and this is what was probably airbrushed. In these new candid shots of her, her thick black hair is combed forward, most likely in an attempt to conceal the mark. Of course, it is also possible Suri fell and bruised her face.

We don't know what type of birthmark this is, but it's likely they have tried to have it removed or reduced because the color is very subtle.

From what we understand, there are three major types of birthmarks: port wine stains, hemangiomas, and vascular malformations. According to Birthmark.org and Birthmark.com, hemangiomas are reddish in color, 83% occur on the head and neck area, occur 5 times more often in females, appear at or shortly after birth, growing rapidly for first nine months and most stop growing by 18 months,can be raised, flat or both, responds to steroid treatment but only some respond to laser treatment.

Port wine stains are red or purple, can appear anywhere on body, are present at birth, don't grow, are flat at birth but may slightly thicken with age, do not respond to steroid treatment but do respond to laser treatment and can change color with hot or cold temperatures.

Does the red mark on Suri's forehead look like a birthmark to you?

If the seclusion and rumored airbrushing was because of this alleged birthmark, what are the specific reasons Tom and Katie kept Suri out of public? Were Tom and Katie afraid the public would focus in on the birthmark too much? Were they uncomfortable about it themselves? Could removal of the birthmark be another reason the wedding was delayed?

TomKat official wedding pic

And now, in her biggest starring and most challenging role ever, I give you

Mrs. Tom Cruise and her Martian.

Here's the two of them....you can see her wedding gown. It's supposed to be cream colored. Funny how she has to hunch over to accomodate his shortness.

off of People.com:

A couple more pics

courtesy of Yahoo:

J Lo....

Katie kissing her freedom goodbye and embracing the slavery of the Cruise....

Fireworks fromthe castle after the ceremony...I thought this was a cool shot.

I'll post more pics as they come available, with this circus I am dying to see what Kate looked like in her dress.

Oh, here's a little blurb off of reuters:

Local authorities said this week Cruise, star of Hollywood hits like "Top Gun" and the "Mission: Impossible" trilogy, had not sought permission for a civil service, meaning the wedding could be purely ceremonial and have no legal value.
Scientologist weddings are similar to others, with rings, music and flowers. The bride wears white and the groom a dark suit. Italian tenor Andrea Bocelli was expected to sing Ava Maria during the celebrations.
The cost of the event was estimated at over 2 million euros ($2.5 million). The pair's outfits were designed by Giorgio Armani, who also created the bride's bouquet.

Pictures from the circus!!!

Starting to come in, now that the ceremony is over. according to reports, however, Italian officials won't recognize the couple as married until they have their civil obligations done, like the paperwork and maybe a civil ceremony. Let's see how this plays out. But here are some of the pics coming in (form Yahoo):

Posh as the Mad Hatter with RoBoTits...

Brooke Shields...

Will and Jada...

The oddest couple ever, Jenny and Jim...

TomKat wedding vows!

Pictures not available yet

off of ONTD:

TomKaT Wedding inside info

The Place: Odeslcachi Castle towering above the medieval hilltop town of Bracciano, near Rome

When: after dusk before a Scientology minister flown in from the US for the service.

What they Wore: Armani

the Dress: strapless cream gown covered in thousands of crystals by Giorgio Armani and wearing underwear estimated to have cost a mere $3000

The Bridesmaids: adopted daughter Isabella, 13, joined Katie's sisters as bridesmaids, wearing navy chiffon gowns

Who was there: Will Smith, Jim Carrey, Jennifer Lopez, Brooke Shields, John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Steven Spielberg, Russell Crowe,Victoria Beckham, Mission Impossible director JJ Abrams, Andrea Bocelli, 120 photographers, 200 journalists,200 TV technicians..and 40,000 gawkers (heh)

To Katie, Tom said: "And do you ken that by the customs of our race you pledge to him, and only him, your kiss and your caress?"Katie responded: "I do."

The minister then said: "Well, then, know that life is stark and often somewhat grim and tiredness and fret and pain and sickness do beget a state of mind where spring romance is far away and dead and yet for valour and for strength you must abide, create still his health, his purpose and repose. Do you?" Katie: "I do."

Minister: "And do you take his fortune at its prime and ebb and seek with him best fortune for us all? Do you?" Katie: "I do."

Minister: "Good, then. I am sure you will, and surer yet that you'll fare well and staunchly as a wife."

To Tom he said: "And when she's older do you then keep her still? Do you?"
Tom: "I do."

Minister: "Now, Tom, girls need clothes, and food and tender happiness and frills. A pan, a comb, perhaps a cat. All caprice, if you will. But still they need them. Do you then provide? Do you?" Tom: "I do."

Those at the wedding were to receive "goody bags", complete with monogrammed towels bearing the couple's initials and designer sunglasses.

About 6000 candles were ordered to light the castle, reportedly rented for $2.48 million, and fireworks were ordered to flood the night sky.

What it cost?in excess of $1.2million

Call me crazy

And here is where I am going to take a hard look at the fuck-trophy called Suri. So if you cannot handle me talking about a baby, then QUIT READING NOW!!!! I don't need you crying and I don't want your bitching if you're going to be all sensitive; you have been warned.

Look at these pics of the crazy couple in Italy....if you look at the area of her forehead, right between the eyes, it looks to me like she has a birthmark, like a liver spot, that has been lasered a bit to lighten it up. Like I said, call me crazy.

Also, don't tell me this wedding/business partnership isn't a circus cuz Katie's dressed in a clown outift.

Photos came off of ONTD, source is somewhere else.

Hmmmm...

This also off of Holy Moly!

Fashion: Impossible

Remember last week when we revealed that Kate Moss (half of the duo that are more 'George and Mildred' than 'Sid and Nancy') was accepting Alexander McQueen's gracious offer to design her wedding dress?

It would seem that Katie Holmes, eager to marry her in-no-way mentalist partner, has similar ideas, floating the idea to all and sundry that Chanel would be her ideal choice for a dress design in which to float up the chapel aisle, or maybe the ramp to the spaceship.

Unfortunately, Karl Lagerfeld has other ideas and is performing the business equivalent of closing the curtains, turning the lights and music off and sitting with his fingers in his ears whispering "I can't see you, I can't hear you."

Katie has famously developed cold sores since her relationship with the diminutive dead-eyed film star, though it now appears that she also has a problem with facial hair. Well, in the last year she has appeared in public sporting a rather small but very obvious beard...

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Well, here's one pic (above) I found where she does seem to be sportin a cold sore on her upper lip from about a year ago... it is pretty small as far as the photo goes....

And then there are these!

Did TC give her herpes and then tell her she could never leave him cuz no one else would ever want her?

Daniel Craig post!!!

Off of Holy Moly!

MOONFAKER
It sticks in the throat but Daniel 'I know I'm SO much better than this' Craig looks simply sensational in the posters for the new Bond film, where the full-length body shot appears to show a hell of a figure. Well, it IS a hell of a figure, but unfortunately not Daniel's; his big rough old 'World of Leather' face has been Photoshopped onto the shoulders of a much better specimen.

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Like this one? What do you think?

I dunno....

They look like track marks to me, after all, Lilo is alledgedly a smackhead now, strawberry quick no longer cool!...what do you think?

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HA HA HA!

I loved seeing FedEx Federfucked.

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off of Page Six:

Bargain Hunter

KEVIN Federline has gone from being fast and loose with his cash to watching every penny since Britney Spears kicked him to the curb. Instead of flying to Miami, Fed-ex arrived in a bus - along with six friends. On Tuesday, they went on a "shopping trip" on Lincoln Road but "didn't buy anything" and then had dinner at "cheap" Oriente at Cardozo on Ocean Drive before stopping by club Mansion, where everything was comped.

Note to Federline: you can save a lot more if you don't have an entourage. Tonight, he hosts a party at Mansion with DJ Irie.

TomKat wedding

I hope everyone realizes that this isn't a wedding, it's a business transaction. C'mon, even Oprah didn't buy Tom's crazy couch jumping on her show (see TMZ.com). Little wonder she wasn't invited to the wedding. This is a fulfillment of whatever contract Katie and Tom have....start the clock for the five year countdown! As others have speculated, Tom is a master at PR and media manipulation, let's look at a few of the guests: Brooke Shields, for one....she is probably the only other person who knows the truth about Suri's birth, so it's smart to have her at the wedding. Keep your friends close but your enemies closer. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett along with Posh and Becks....have a couple of non-$cietologists in the mix to make it look like you have "friends" outside your Cof$ group...Will and Jada also saw Suri shortly after her "birth" so of course they will be there as well as anyone else who saw Suri shortly after she was born/hatched. And of course Suri is deliberatly being paraded around, don't be fooled. It would be so easy to have a nanny hold her and keep her out of the public eye.

Think of hte message here! TC: I'm still large & incharge, I'm running my own movie studio now, about to get married (again) and have the fam all together! Which brings me to another question: Where are his adopted children with Nicole? Not as important any more, are they? This is an unfortunate trend with men marrying again...children from the previous marriage(s) tend to get neglected, since Daddy is all wrapped up with his new life.

Let's also consider their lame attempt at trying to appease Kate's parents with a Catholic wedding by "forgetting" to fill out the proper paperwork in that Italian town. Oh oops, we didn't get it right, so TC the control freak gets to have his way with having another Cof$ ceremony (After all, this is his THIRD marriage. Why can't you stay married Tom? Hiding much?). It's all too well orchestrated, like a movie script, almost. Like their entire media-soaked relationship has been a huge movie script to follow! I say that Suri was an IVF baby because of TC being too paranoid (and GAY) to touch a woman.

But whatever. We'll all watch the media circus that Tom has carefully put together for us to gawk at. I'm not even going to go into what I think of the "traditional" Cof$ wedding vows. Misogynistic and frankly stupid.

But Tom thrives on media frenzy and Kate is stuck. I wonder if the split up will be just as public?

Mike Tyson's a ho!!!

There always was that rumor that he got broke while in prison....now he can be a professional bitch.... I wonder if Heidi will slap his ass around when he's not bringing in the $$$

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off of ONTD:

Former boxing champion Mike Tyson is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss' new legalized brothel for women. Fleiss bought 60 acres of land in Nevada, and his work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm.

She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist.

She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."

Tyson, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."

Guilty Pleasure

Cake's version of "I will survive". Great stuff. Enjoy!

FedEx Love note

It's self-explanatory, in case yo uhavn't seen this already, pretty pathetic in my book. Then he's going to try to sleeze his way back? What a jackass.

This was supposedly left in the bathroom at the House of Blues in Chicago, where FedEx barely performed.

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photo from ONTD

Perez-pig gets bitch slapped!

Off of ONTD:

Gossip blogger Perez Hilton has been ordered to stop stealing photos from Splash News and Picture Agency. The internet gossip columnist - real name Mario Armando Lavandeira - was handed a Cease and Desist order from the agency's lawyers on Tuesday. The 28-year-old blogger who can be seen virtually everyday sitting in his working office - the corner of the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf café on Sunset strip - was slapped with the warning in person. In a letter drawn up by Makarem & Associates, the agency warned Lavandeira to take down exclusive images of Britney Spears holding her baby Sean Preston in Kentwood, Louisiana.

The images - which belong to Splash - had been posted on his blogspot without permission or any payment.

Bitch knows he's broke....

Sleezebags always do this when the wife kicks them out & cuts them off....DON'T CAVE BRIT!!!

He just wants the $$$!!! He's hurtin, don't let him back!

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off of ONTD:

Kevin Federline wants Britney Spears back, a report claims. It appears that the fledgling rapper has realized that he has made a tragic mistake and wishes to reunite with his newly slimmed down soon to be ex-wife and is desperate to get Britney back.

Britney is reportedly home in Louisiana right now and Federline is on some sort of tour. Nonetheless K-Fed is said to be willing to "do anything" to get Britney back. A report from AZ Central cites Britain's Grazia magazine who claims that a source says:"Kevin spent last week begging Britney to take him back. Kevin is stunned and he's been crying. He said he would do anything to get Britney back. He knows he's nothing if he doesn't have her in his life and realizes he has made a major mistake."

The source added: "He sent flowers and chocolates to Britney, but she asked an assistant to put them somewhere where she wouldn't have to look at them. He's also left voice messages, singing her love poems, but Britney hasn't replied."K-Fed is going traditional - according to the item - including singing her love poems and sending flowers. However, reportedly Britney is scrubbing the house of anything Federline.

The source said: "Britney says one of the perks of their break-up is getting her beautiful house back. His stuff was always messing everything up, littering the house with CDs, ashtrays, nicotine-smelling clothes and men's magazines. "It has all been taken away now, there is no sign he ever lived there."

M-Rod comes out!!!

well, I think we all knew all along, it's just nice to have it admitted....

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off of ONTD via the Advocate:

As we sat downstairs in her Los Angeles home, upcoming Advocate cover girl Kristanna Loken—the smoldering star of Terminator 3—found an adorable way of letting us know that she’s involved with her equally sexy BloodRayne costar Michelle Rodriguez.

At first Loken, 27—who has a recurring role as lover of Shane (Katherine Moennig) on Showtime’s The L Word this season—affirmed that she’s in a relationship but wouldn’t specify the name or gender. Then we mentioned the tantalizing stories Loken has told in past interviews about getting tight with Rodriguez when they filmed BloodRayne in Romania.

Here’s what happened next.

What about all the stuff that was said about you and Michelle on the shoot?[Laughs, then takes a deep breath] There is the $64,000 question. Um…I don’t even know how to answer that.

It seems like you both had a lot of fun partying.Uh-huh. [Smiles, doesn’t say anything]
OK, your silence says volumes. [Both laugh]

Just don’t look upstairs, OK? Ooh, OK.

You don’t want me to print that?You can print it. [Laughs again] The very hot housekeeper. No, just joking.

Rodriguez, 28, star of Girlfight, The Fast and the Furious, Blue Crush, and TV’s Lost, is filming in Seattle. Her representative declined to comment. The Advocate wishes these two vital young stars all the best.

Parents proud of Paris' sex tape

Maybe they thought it would get her the hell out of the house....can you imagine how that went? "Good job, baby, now the world knows you can suck a dick."

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off of ONTD:

Paris Hilton’s sex tape scandal left her mother very proud ( not devastated ).

Biographer Jerry Oppenheimer, who made some researching for the book ‘House of Hilton’, claims the home-made sex video ‘One Night In Paris’ was a reason for Kathy to be proud of Paris. Jerry found out ( what others might find to be outrageous ) that Paris Hilton’ parents, Rick and Kathy, were not surpised when ‘One Night In Paris’ was leaked onto the internet in 2003 making her an internationally ...

Meanwhile it looks like Paris Hilton may have to give up her party ways, as she is no longer welcome at A-list parties.


"I have family sources telling me that Rick and Kathy Hilton are proud of everything Paris has done, including the X-rated video that launched her to this international stardom, infamy and fame. It is a bizarre family. Behind the scenes her parents were not opposed to the video because that totally launched her."- Oppenheimer tells New York Daily News -

Nastier & nastier....

juicier and juicier....remember that CSI story that mimiced what was going on with Brit where the pop princess wanted a divorce and then a tape surfaced of her where her hub had taped her doing drugs? This seems to parallel that....and I dunno how well this will go since that prenup was signed before they were married....obviously FedEx is just trying to blackmail Brit. But she has a great lawyer, so good luck with that, asshole.

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off antara news:

Los Angeles (ANTARA News) - Britney's soon-to-be ex-husband Kevin Federline is threatening to sell a four hour sex tape the couple made soon after getting married, unless she agrees to his terms for their break-up, DPA reported.

The reports coincided with the release on the internet Monday of a video clip purporting to be taken from the tape, showing a woman looking a lot like the once-innocent star performing oral sex. The shocking footage surfaced just a week after Spears filed for divorce from her former back-up dancer following two years of marriage and two children together.

Tabloid reports said that Federline is demanding as much as 26 million dollars for the tape and for dropping his claims for sole custody of the couple's two children. Website TMZ.com also reported that last week a judge threw out a libel suit Spears brought against gossip magazine Us Weekly for allegedly fabricating a story about a sex tape she made with Federline.

Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Lisa Hart Cole ruled that the article wasn't defamatory because Spears had, in her videos and reality TV series, "put her modern sexuality squarely, and profitably, before the public eye." (*)

More FedEx sleeziness!

This just gets better and better! Click on headline to see his crappy video. Hell, Log into myspace and tell him what you think too!

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all off of ONTD:

while searching myspace videos for kfed, i came across this video of kevin smoking weed, getting his blaccent on, rehearsing for his 'tour', and just being the douche that he is.

lol @ how gangster he thinks he is. and him talking about how amazing it is to be rich and live in a mansion and not have to 'work at pizza hut anymore'. britney should grab a copy of this video and show it to the judge when kfed asks for sole custody of the children. how did she stay married to this idiot for 2 years?

by the way, this video was actually uploaded by HIM, on his official myspace.

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- WAS Kevin Federline's wild romp at Marquee the last straw for soon-to-be ex-wife Britney Spears? Word of the divorce didn't hit him via text message until Monday night, but last weekend the "rapper" was geared up for the single life. Spies say Federline showed up with his posse at the Tenth Avenue hot spot Saturday night wearing a white track suit and Yankees cap. After a failed attempt to crash Sean Combs' birthday party, the crew drank Jack Daniel's in a corner spot all night with a group of girls danc ing and flirting. They stayed until 4 a.m., shutting the place down, and then invited the girls back for "a private after-party."

Too Funny to not post

Paris & Lindsay feud back on! And yeah, Lindsay is becoming a total smackhead! Click on headline to see Lindsay call Paris a cunt!

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off of theBosh.com:

Uh-oh. Guys have come in between Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton again. Lindsay was recently filmed by TMZ calling Paris a very nasty "c" word as she left the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood. According to several sources, the reason for Lindsay's outburst was Paris's relationships with Stavros Niarchos and Lindsay's ex, Harry Morton.

The feud between Lindsay and Paris was re-ignited when both girls went to Hyde. According to a source for Perez Hilton, "Paris was chatting with Harry Morton. They're friends and have known each other for years. And, Lohan is an obsessive control freak and super jealous. Even though she's no longer dating Harry she lost it when she came into Hyde and saw Paris and Harry chatting. She screamed at them and then stormed out!" Another witness confirmed the story to London's Daily Mail and said, "Lindsay can be a tad obsessive and sometimes her jealousy spirals out of control."

Lindsay's anger only grew when she was dismissed by Paris and Stavros at the Roosevelt the night of her outburst. Says a Daily Mail tattler, "Paris was hanging out with Stavros Niarchos. They have this on/off relationship but this night it was very much on. Lindsay has also had some history with Stav. When she saw him making out with Paris she stormed over and screamed at Paris. Stavros was so upset and he screamed back at Lohan, 'F*** off ! Get away from us, you loser!'"

Being rebuffed by Stavros was a big blow to Lindsay's ego, causing her to making the nasty statement about Paris to the paparazzi. Seconds later, however, Lindsay was denying she ever made the comment and saying, "Paris is my friend." Our main question is: if Stavros is the one who cursed at Lindsay, how come he didn't get a share of her badmouthing?
TMZ.com has video of the incident.

Just for something different....

A Paris post! Nasty skank.

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off of Holy moly!

Power-Piss Hilton

Paris Hilton had to do a corporate event at Disneyland recently. She’d had a somewhat late night and turned up slightly the worse for wear.

Part of her 'duties' involved being photographed on a carousel ride with a load of kids. As they whirled around and around, Paris lost 'control' and wet herself.

The whole campaign had to be abandoned at enormous expense.

Brit and Fed-Ex sex tape?

NSFW!!!! click on link in headline....i'm not sure it's really her

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off of Holy Moly!

The End Of The Federline

Poor old Kevin Federline. The glorified hoofer is being divorced by his singing cheque book wife and his self-released Playing With Fire album has only sold 7,000 copies to date.

Talking of Kevin Federline, is this really Britney giving him a hand with his 'latest release'?

Britney's 1st hub speaks!

off of ONTD:

Britney Spears's first husband, Jason Alexander, has spoken out about his ex's impending divorce from Kevin Federline.

Alexander, whom Spears wed in Las Vegas in 2004 (their marriage was annulled 55 hours later), tells TV's Extra of Federline: "I don't hate the guy. … I think he made an idiot of himself."

Asked whether he thought Federline married the pop star for her money, Alexander replied, "I don't know, the only thing he's done since they've been married is spend money."

As for the potential custody battle over the couple's two sons, Sean Preston, 1, and Jayden James (born Sept. 12), Alexander said, "He won't get the kids ... he can't take care of his first two." (Federline has two children with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson.)

Alexander also reached out to Spears, saying, "Give me a call. I'm a good guy to talk to ... and I'm here for you." He admitted, "I still love her."

Oh No!

I loved this guy!!!

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off of ONTD:

LOS ANGELES - Jack Palance, the craggy-faced menace in "Shane," "Sudden Fear" and other films who turned to comedy at 70 with his Oscar-winning role in "City Slickers," died Friday.Palance died of natural causes at his home in Montecito, Calif., surrounded by family, said spokesman Dick Guttman. Palance was 85 according to Associated Press records. The family indicated he was 87.

Well at least now she's thinking!

She wants no $$$ for J.J.'s photos! And you know this is just going to get nastier, right? But at least now we can go back to hating her for being too hot.

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off of TMZ.com:

Britney Spears really doesn't want K-Fed feeding off her anymore, so much so that she's willing to give away the first photos of her baby Jayden James for free – just to avoid having to satisfy little-known clause in the couple's pre-nup guarantees that Fed-Ex will get a portion of any proceeds from selling snaps.

According to Women's Wear Daily's Memo Pad column, the pop princess has decided to offer the pictures free, but not to the usual outlet for her photos, People. Instead, she'd like to follow in TomKat's footsteps and get them into a more highbrow monthly or bimonthly. People, for its part, says it would be "more than happy" to have the snaps.

Meanwhile, according to several ticketing websites, two of K-Fed's gigs, last night in Cleveland and tonight in Atlantic City, have been cancelled. The gigs in Federline's native southern California are still good to go, but they're not scheduled until just before Thanksgiving.

Fed-Ex's true nature begging to surface

I think this speaks for itself, he was in it for the $$ all along....Good thing she has a killer prenup and a fabulous divorce lawyer! I wonder if he'll go running back to Shar?


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off of ONTD:

Fed-Ex says £2million not enough.

It seems Kevin Federline isn't going to go quietly - it's reported he's demanding a cool £16 million from Britney and full custody of their kids.Furious that he was dumped by text, K-Fed has responded by filing his own divorce petition against the pop princess.

He reckons £2million isn't enough for two years of marriage to Brit, 24, and he wants to be full-time dad to sons Sean Preston, one, and eight-week-old Jayden James.

One source tells The Sun: 'He wants to fight Britney every step of the way.'

On top of a generous lump sum settlement, 28-year-old Kevin also wants the singer to pay his legal fees and spousal support.Looking unconcerned, last night Britney looked glowing on a night out at a top New York restaurant.

Mixed Feelings

I'm sorry she lost the baby but an offspring of her and Kid Rock? That makes me cringe...

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off of handbag gossip:

Pamela Anderson miscarries
Pamela Anderson has confirmed that she recently suffered a miscarriage.

The sexy actress, who recently married singer Kid Rock, confirmed to Us Weekly magazine exclusively that she was pregnant.

Anderson, who has two sons from her marriage to rocker Tommy Lee, is said to be desperate to add to her family with her new husband.

In a statement to the magazine, Anderson's rep requested that 'Pamelas privacy be respected at this time'.

A source close to the star said that the 'Baywatch' star was not far along.

'It is what it is,' the source told the magazine.

'It was early enough.'

'She will keep trying. She really wants another baby with Bob (Kid Rock).'

Anderson and Kid Rock married in August, travelling the world and enjoying multiple ceremonies to mark their union.

The blonde starlet is currently in Canada where she is filming 'Blonde and Blonder' with Denise Richards.

The animal rights activist has shown that she has kept her sense of humour during the difficult time by joking about her on-set turtle.

She told Bang Media: 'He keeps farting all over set. I can't wait for this movie to come out in May. I may have to bring him on our press tour. Farts are always funny.'

Things that make you go 'hmmmm'

Personally, I don't think they plan to ever get married....and it's so convenient that they can keep dragging this out...weren't they supposed to get married las summer?

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off of handbag gossip:

TomKat wedding plans 'in doubt'
The romantic Italian wedding that Tom Cruise and his bride to be Katie Holmes are said to have set their hearts on may be under threat after local officials revealed that the couple have not completed the necessary paperwork for the ceremony.

Italian newspaper Il Messaggero reported earlier this week that the Hollywood couple were planning to conduct their forthcoming nuptials at a medieval castle on the edge of Lake Bracciano, north west of Rome.

An electrician in the town of Bracciano subsequently told Italian television that he had been ordered to rewire part of Castello Odescalchi by the castle's owners ahead of a union between Cruise and Holmes.

Meanwhile, Il Messaggero claimed that the couple planned to exchange vows in a traditional Catholic ceremony on November 17th, in recognition of Holmes' religious background, followed a day later by a ceremony conducted by the Church of Scientology, of which Cruise is a high-profile member.

But with the venue for the couple's nuptials yet to be confirmed, local officials in Bracciano have warned that such a ceremony at the castle would prove to be a 'mission impossible' for Cruise and his fiancé.

Local mayor Patrizia Riccioni told the Reuters news agency that while she would like the wedding to take place in the area, the couple had not submitted the necessary papers to make such a ceremony legal.

"I don't think it will be legal," she said.

"On an Italian level, there are papers and documents that we certainly don't have."

Meanwhile, local Catholic priest Nicola Fiorentini is reported as saying: "Cruise is divorced. Even if he were not, another fundamental requirement would be missing - the authorisation of the parish."

Cruise and Holmes, who have a baby daughter Suri, announced last month that they would wed in Italy on November 18th, with the bride set to wear a Giorgio Armani-designed gown.

With further details of the bid day remaining a closely guarded secret, if Cruises' supposed spending habits are anything to go by, the wedding is likely to be a lavish affair.

Press reports earlier this week claimed that the actor had splashed out $10,000 on a steak dinner for Holmes at a Beverly Hills steakhouse.

Page Six Riddle:

Just Asking

WHICH very recently separated Hollywood hunk was recently caught hooking up in the bathroom? He was thrown out of the men's room at Miami's South Beach hot spot The Forge after he was found in a stall with three ladies.

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Ryan Phillipe?

This guy is a wannabe wigga!

Sorry for no pics, blogger is once again being a bitch. By the by, my dealer and I have a bet, tell me your take: I say they're split, this is it, she's done with him....my dealer says she's a dumb country girl and will take him back, he'll beg & she'll fall for it. What do you think?

Click on the headline to see an exclusive interview Kfool had with MuchMusic in canada, where he recieves the text message from Brit saying it's over!

I've compiled this from a few different sources, like thisislondon.co.uk, tmz.com and ONTD:

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Britney Spears told husband of two years Kevin Federline that she was divorcing him via a text message while he was recording a TV interview.

The 24-year-old singer decided it was all over on Monday after a very tempestuous marriage and sent a message to Kevin's BlackBerry telling him exactly that.

The wannabe rapper, 27, was filming a segment for MuchMusic in Canada at the time. He interrupted the interview and stormed off, returning 30 minutes later visibly upset.
While the mother of two, who looks amazing after giving birth just eight weeks ago, was filing divorce papers at the Los Angeles superior court citing "irreconcilable differences", Kevin was gushing about his "supportive-wife" and how much he loved his family. The whole incident has been caught on video.

The news of the split broke a day after Britney appeared on the David Letterman show in America showing off her new toned figure and bobbed haircut. She didn't mention the break-up but there have been numerous reports since June that the marriage was in trouble.
Just last week the pop princess had a furious Halloween bust-up with K-Fed, and she was overheard screaming: "You're useless - you're nobody," at him at the nightclub launch of his own rap album.

Federline, her former backing dancer, was later seen crouched in a corner crying. He then spent last weekend in New York plugging his debut album, before heading to Canada on Monday.
The couple, who married in September 2004 after dating for three months, had arranged to meet in New York but Kevin checked into a separate hotel, leaving Britney with their two sons, Sean Preston, one, and two-month-old Jayden James.

She was later seen in tears as she exchanged angry words with her husband on her mobile phone. He is believed to have stood her up, preferring to hit the town with five friends instead.
This was the last straw for Britney, who has asked that the couples' assets -including "jewellery and other personal effects", and "earnings and accumulations from and after the date of separation" - are confirmed as "separate" property.

But she came out of hiding last night and embarked on a two-hour tour of New York's tourist attractions in a bid to show she is getting over the split.

When asked how she was coping with the divorce she replied: "I'm doing OK." She looked like she didn't have a care in the world as she went to the famous ice rink at the city's Rockefeller Center with her former manager Larry Rudolph.

Britney fired Mr Rudolph, who was responsible for making her a star, a few years ago but it looks as if he may have a hand in her new album Fears Within, which is due out next summer.
This will be Britney's second divorce. She wed childhood friend Jason Alexander in January 2004 in Las Vegas. The marriage was annulled two days later.

And he won't get half her fortune
Kevin federline can forget getting his hands on Britney's wealth. The singer is worth more than £65 million but most of that money is safe as the couple had a prenup agreement.
The £4 million Malibu mansion, currently home to Britney, and sometimes to Federline, will be divided 50/50.

Any gift worth more than $10,000 (£5,200) the couple have given each other will go back to the original purchaser.

This includes a custombuilt motorcycle Britney gave her husband for
Christmas two years ago.

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TMZ has learned Kevin Federline may fight Britney Spears for custody of his children. Federline has not had much time to react to Spears' decision to end the marriage, and that's because she didn't tell him in advance that she was filing for divorce. Federline was caught flatfooted when TMZ broke the story Tuesday that Britney filed legal papers in L.A. County Superior Court.

Federline almost certainly cannot challenge the prenup. Sources say hotshot divorce lawyer Laura Wasser drafted an air-tight prenuptial agreement before the couple married. So Federline's only chance of cashing in is by mounting an ugly custody fight, trying to force a more lucrative settlement. But friends of Spears say Britney will fight a holy war to prevent Federline from getting custody and, given his track record -- or lack of it -- with the kids, it would appear Spears has the clear advantage.

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Just before Britney filed for divorce, Kevin Federline talked to Salon about how he "would've probably blown up huge by now" if he had never married, and why her fans would rather she was with an "all-American boy."

SPLIT!!!!

At last! See, you have a 2nd baby, then while you whip yourself back into shape, you actually watch how much of a useless jackass your husband makes of himself and that his crappy noise doesn't sell...so you finally get your head together and dump him!

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Proudly, off of TMZ.com:

Britney Spears has filed a petition for divorce from Kevin Federline.

Spears filed legal papers today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.

Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather it was "a string of events."

Spears has hired powerhouse celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has repped a number of celebs, including Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey and Kiefer Sutherland. We're told Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe asked Wasser to rep both of them in their split, but Wasser declined for personal reasons.

Guilty Pleasure

Oasis....LOVE this song!

Called out!

I'm glad to see people not afraid to confront K-Fool directly about his crap!

off of page six:

10-carat Fibber

WHOM does Kevin Federline think he's kidding? The kept hubby of Britney Spears says promoting his new CD has put him "a couple of hundred grand in debt." But K-Fed's cry didn't sit well with Egypt and Ashy, who interviewed him on their Power 105.1 show. "You didn't struggle," Ashy taunted the talentless rapper. "You got like 10 carats in your ear right now, son."

Ted Casablanca's Blind Item!

But really, the more intriguing of our on-the-edge homo report this week involves Matinee Mooner, who's about as discreet with his homosexuality as Star Jones Reynolds is with her temper.

Yet in between screwing his latest male conquest in myriad semipublic locales (takes after Toothy, this one), Mr. Mooner took time out to plug his almost heady career, stopping over for a little couch chat with Oprah, and seduced her so in the process. Not on camera (or behind), mind you, M2 just sorta got his pearlie jobs all sparkling fer the talented broad, and it was no secret Ms. O. was rather smitten.

Must explain why, then, some important members of O.'s team subsequently made it quite plain to a visiting friend of theirs, a little later on, that Matinee was, like, "so gay." This announcement by the big O.'s pro campers came right after their innocent little amiga proclaimed her smitten-ness for M.M.

Jeez, Moon-babe. When the nation's most powerful boob-tube movers 'n' shakers are busy spreading your boy-on-boy biz, I'd say that 9-to-5 gig of yours might be coming to a halt. Or at least a bit o' a slow down.

Matinee Mooner = Denzel Washington?

It all makes sense now!

And gee look! a post that isn't about Parisite, Nicole "Fatty" Richie or Lindsay "I'm a smackhead now" Lohan!!!

So everybody comes out to People now? They must feel like that girl in high school who all the fags come out to on their date....

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off of People.com:


EXCLUSIVE: Neil Patrick Harris Tells PEOPLE He Is Gay

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 03, 2006 06:55PM EST
Neil Patrick Harris Photo by: Zach Lipp / AdMedia

Neil Patrick Harris is gay – and wants to quell recent reports that he had denied it. The actor tells PEOPLE exclusively: "The public eye has always been kind to me, and until recently I have been able to live a pretty normal life. Now it seems there is speculation and interest in my private life and relationships.

"So, rather than ignore those who choose to publish their opinions without actually talking to me, I am happy to dispel any rumors or misconceptions and am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest and feel most fortunate to be working with wonderful people in the business I love."

Harris, 33, currently stars in the CBS comedy How I Met Your Mother. He shot to fame in 1989 at age 16 when he played a teen-prodigy doctor on the hit Doogie Howser, M.D. "It was a very fast but wonderful education," he told PEOPLE in 1998.

After the show went off the air in 1993, he shook off his teen image with roles in the musicals Rent and Assassins and a wild turn as an unhinged version himself in the 2004 movie Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle.

"I'm enjoying my 30s," he told PEOPLE in 2004. "I feel like I know where I'm going. And I like where I'm going."

BUY A LOTTERY TICKET NOW!!!!

Hell has frozen over! And happy day for us, you know, some bloggers actually give credit for where they dig stuff up, like one is supposed to do!!!

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off of ONTD:

Facing A Lawsuit, Perez Clams Up

First, photo-lifting vanity blogger Perez Hilton got called out on the red carpet by a FilmMagic paparazzo, who accused him of swiping a pic, which appeared to involve a Tommy Lee man-kiss.

Now, X17, one of the most popular celebrity photo agencies in the game, has Perez in its sights. "I think we're close to making a decision about how we're going to handle Perez," X17 V.P. Kelly Davis (the one Perez recently called a lying "cunt") tells Radar. She also adds via e-mail that other photo agencies who've been burned by photo-driven celebrity blogs (and perezhilton.com in particular) are getting organized and getting even.

Even celebrity weeklies are lining up against Perez (real name: Mario Lavandeira), says Davis: "One of the head photo editors at a top weekly mag is helping to organize a class action lawsuit against Mario and, in fact, our competition called us yesterday to discuss this."

A successful lawsuit could send a chill through the parasitic celebrity blog community, effectively putting out of business any webmaster who makes his living off of stolen paparazzi photos—and flooding the job market with unemployed fashion assistants and gossip column interns.

Lavandeira, who was working as a rookie gossip reporter before starting his blog, recently told Radar that the paparazzi willingly shared their shots with him and that he helps drum up a higher asking price for them by creating a buzz. A longtime loather of Perez, Davis insists that, while the agency might have failed to crack down on bloggers for copyright infringement initially, it never granted Perez permission to use pictures without paying, crediting, or linking back to the X17 blog (started several months ago in part to publish the agency's own photos before bloggers poach them).

Since sending a letter to Hilton demanding he stop using X17's images, Perez has continued to post the occasional shot, and only takes them down after X17 complains.Online petitioners have long called Perez on his pilfering and, in fact, wished herpes on him. But the hatred seems to be reaching its most actionable level to date. This time, it's just not feeding into his popularity.

Asked in several messages and IMs about stealing photos from X17 and other agencies, an impending lawsuit, and the paparazzi backlash against him, the man who previously answered questions about his past drug use, sexual fetishes, and suicidal thoughts did not respond.

WTF?

This makes me really really sad....United Artists was put together by such talented, visioned people and now that controlling midget is going to run it? Sad, really, have to boycott everything they release.

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off of the AP:

The Associated Press

LOS ANGELES -- Tom Cruise and producing partner Paula Wagner have been put in charge of United Artists, a film studio that was formed by Hollywood actors including Charlie Chaplin and Mary Pickford.

Wagner will serve as chief executive of the company, which is owned by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Inc. Cruise will appear in UA films, but also be allowed to star in films from rival studios, MGM announced Thursday.

The development is a major comeback for Cruise and Wagner. They were unceremoniously dumped in August from their 14-year producing deal at Paramount Studios after Sumner Redstone, chairman of Paramount parent company Viacom Inc., blamed Cruise's public antics for hurting the box office performance of "Mission:Impossible III."

HAD to share!

Not wanting to drag politics into a gossip forum, but this was so funny, I had to post it (off of the DrudgeReport)

Happy Halloween!

Be careful out there!

Holy Shit!

I'm stunned, but then after reading to gossip about a nearly public fight they had a coupla weeks ago, where Reese claimed Ryan was embarrassing her in public, I suppose this shouldn't be a shock...BUT She does seem a bit stiff.

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off of TMZ.com:

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe Split
Posted Oct 30th 2006 1:40PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Break-Ups

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe have separated. The couple's rep released a statement to TMZ Monday morning that says "We are saddened to announce that Reese & Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their family and we ask that you please respect their privacy and the safety of their children at this time."


Sources tell TMZ Witherspoon has contacted celebrity divorce lawyer Robert Kaufman, who has represented Jennifer Aniston, Roseanne and Lisa Marie Presley.

Sources say Witherspoon spoke with Kaufman about divorcing Ryan Phillippe, her husband of seven years. The couple has two children. They met at Witherspoon's 21st birthday party.

As for why Witherspoon contacted Kaufman, we're told it was not triggered by one event. Rather, one connected source says it was "cumulative."

Divorce papers have not yet been filed.

WTF?

are they doing mind-altering drugs so powerful that their future children will have gills?

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off of TMZ.com:

Sources Say Richie Collapses at Hyde
Posted Oct 29th 2006 9:02PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Nicole Richie

Sources tell TMZ that Nicole Richie passed out at Hyde nightclub early Sunday morning in Hollywood.

We're told it occurred just before 2 a.m., when Richie passed out and fell to the floor. An employee approached Richie and her friends and said he was calling 911. Sources say they told the employee not to make the call and that they would take Richie to a hospital. The friends then carried Richie out of the club through the back door. TMZ does not know if Richie went to the hospital.

Before Richie collapsed, we're told she hung out for awhile with Lindsay Lohan inside the club. Lohan had her own bizarre tale early Sunday morning on a street in Hollywood.

Late last week, Richie's reps confirmed that the "Simple Life" star entered a treatment facility to determine why she hasn't gained weight. Richie has looked shockingly thin over the last few months.

Richie's rep tells TMZ her client was at Hyde for approximately 20 minutes but denies that she collapsed.


Lindsay Lohan had a rough morning Sunday – and by the looks of it, a pretty rough night, too.

At 6:45 am, a TMZ spy spotted Lindsay at Olive and Sunset in Hollywood, near a dog park. Lindsay was sitting in her parked black Cadillac Escalade and our spy, who was walking his dog, could see Lohan through the tinted windows, "freaking out" and talking on her phone.

Then, Lohan called our spy over and told him that two men in a silver Toyota 4Runner -- parked behind her -- had been following her for the last two hours, trying to "hit" her vehicle. Our spy reports that "she seemed out of it," that it appeared she'd been out all night, and that she'd clearly been crying, with mascara running down her face. "I've called the cops," said Lindsay of her alleged pursuers. "But the cops can't catch them."

What Lindsay didn't even realize in her reduced state was that the two men in the Toyota were actually paparazzi. Our spy saw them snapping away. And, he says, as their vehicle started to creep up on Lindsay's Escalade, she shifted into drive, hit the gas and took off. The paparazzi followed her.

An email sent to her rep was not immediately returned.

I wonder!

off of Holy Moly!

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The Opiate Of The Flashes

Which Hollywood A-lister has moved on from cocaine and is now embracing opium with a terrifying passion? That might explain why she often forgets to put her knickers on at red carpet events.

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My guesses are Lindsay Lohan (probable) and Paris Hilton (likely)