Saturday, February 23, 2008

Maybe Brit will get to see the boys

from X17:

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We are LOVING this news -- Brit's and Kevin's attorneys have come to an agreement to allow Britney to see her boys -- and soon!

It's been what Jamie's been telling his daughter all along -- follow what I say and do what I tell you to do and I'll get visitation for you. THAT is the only reason Brit's agreed to stay holed up in her house and allow a bodyguard to drive her around the few times she's been out. Her goal has been to see her kids and now it looks like it may happen.

Mark Vincent Kaplan told X17online:

    "Yes, it's true but the judge still has to sign off on it and fax it over. If that happens tonight, then then Ms. Spears will be seeing her boys very soon after that. But it's not a total done deal yet."

As for reports that visitation will require the presence of both Jamie Spears and a psychiatrist at the time of visitation:

    "Let's just say that my partner Jim Simon and I have been working for two days and nights on this, and it will involve many more specific terms to be met than just those two people in the room. We have put lots of specific terms, conditions and protections in place to make visitation happen in the safeest way possible. None of this would not have happened if Jamie Spears had not been involved. That's for sure. He gets a lot of credit for helping make this happen. But we've worked very hard with the conservator lawyers, as well, to make this all work."

Newsflash: JLo is still a whore

now she has $citards hanging with her too. From TMZ:

Nothing eases the pain of delivering twins like a $6 million payday ... and maybe a Scientolopal?

According to various sources, including the New York Post, super-Scienntologist pal Leah Remini has been with Jenny from the block after she gave birth to the twins, though there's no word yet on whether she gave birth LRH-style, that is, silently, like Katie Holmes did.

Jenny will never return to the block after People magazine reportedly paid her a bag of cash for the exclusive rights about details of her twins' arrival and even their first magazine cover

Million Dollar Shoes

Judge for yourself, are they worth that?

from ONTD:

Every year Stuart Weitzman makes a $1 million pair of shoes to be worn at the Oscars. 1,800 diamonds were used to make the shoes. They will be worn by Juno screenwriter, Diablo Cody.

Had to Share!

Spin doesn't normally touch politics but with this goat n pony show that is the Democratic debates, My Dealer and I came up with something we thought would make it far more interesting.....

Just imagine, if you will, if you could fuse together Mel Gibson and Barack Obama

What would he go by, Barack Gibson? Mel Obama?

The debates would become soooo much more interesting to watch since he would come back at Hillary with something like, "I understand your point but disagree with your view, Senator Sugartits!"

Tell me that's not something you would'nt watch!!!

Friday, February 22, 2008

Sam Lufti told to stay away Again!

from yahoo!


By RAQUEL MARIA DILLON, For The Associated Press Fri Feb 22, 3:03 AM ET

LOS ANGELES (AP) — A federal judge on Thursday ordered Britney Spears' pal Sam Lutfi to stay away from the struggling pop star.

U.S. District Court Judge Philip Gutierrez extended a restraining order against Lutfi until March 17, when a hearing was scheduled on the matter.

The action came on the same day Lutfi was formally served with the restraining order, which was issued earlier this month by a Superior Court commissioner.

In court papers, Jeffrey Wexler, an attorney for her father, James Spears, wrote that "after three weeks of apparently evading service," Lutfi was served at 11 a.m. outside his Los Angeles apartment.

The order, which requires Lutfi to stay 250 yards away from Spears and her home, was set to expire Friday. Wexler had asked for the order to be extended.

On Feb. 7, Spears' mother, Lynne, requested the temporary restraining order against the troubled singer's frequent companion and sometime manager. She claimed Lutfi had held Spears hostage in her own home, drugged her and took over her finances.

Attorneys for James Spears, who was named co-conservator of his daughter's estate, told a Superior Court commissioner that investigators spent more than 200 hours trying to locate Lutfi and serve him the restraining order.

Spears and her estate, estimated to be worth $100 million, were placed under a temporary conservatorship after she was taken to UCLA Medical Center on Jan. 31. Conservatorships are granted for people deemed unable to care for themselves or their affairs.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Simpleton fucking up again!

from ONTD:

If Jessica Simpson doesn’t stop tossing ass at Romo from every corner of the Globe, she just might find herself out of a record deal. Executives at Sony BMG are furious that the blonde ditz has been too busy chasing after Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo to complete her debut country music LP and the record label’s heads are considering dropping the former reality TV star, according to a new tabloid report.

“These days the chief of Jess’ record label has had a hard time even getting her on the phone. Joe Galante, the head of Sony BMG Nashville, is furious and unless Jess straightens up fast, they’re considering cutting her loose. They’re tired of unreturned phone calls and unfulfilled promises.”

“Jess has been everywhere from Mexico to Texas to Hawaii with Tony, but she’s neglecting one key locale-the Nashville recording studio where she should be finishing her first country album,” a spy spills to The National Enquirer.

The tabloid source continues:“Jessica is totally consumed with chasing Tony, and she’s making it clear that it’s that most important thing to her-more important than reviving her sagging career.”“….

If both Tony and her label dump her, the only thing she’ll be left with is tears.”

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

And Nobody Gave A Shit.....

from MSNBC.com....because only whores married to skeletons sell off baby pics before birth has happened....

By Courtney Hazlett
The Scoop
updated 9:45 p.m. CT, Mon., Feb. 18, 2008


Courtney Hazlett
The Scoop

How much is too much to pay for baby photos? That’s the many-million-dollar question, and it’s being asked now more than ever as the end of Jennifer Lopez’ pregnancy grows near.

Although magazines make it a rule to not disclose the final numbers, People magazine reportedly shelled out $6 million for the first crack at photos of J.Lo’s twins, but that deal only accounts for rights to publish the pics in the United States.

OK! magazine has also struck an exclusive deal for photos of the Lopez/Anthony babies. Their pics will run in OK!’s 15 international editions, the magazine confirms. “It is fantastic for those markets, and especially important with the immense strength the exclusive will bring to the new launch of OK! Spain,” said a spokesperson for the magazine. The Spain edition launches March 26. (Which begs the question: Is J.Lo not due for another month?)

So why pass on the rights to publish the photos here in the United States? One magazine industry insider said that frankly, Lopez’ appeal in the U.S. isn’t as broad as many people — including Lopez — would like to think.

“Look at her track record with her movies, and look at her album sales. The U.S. market hasn’t been fascinated with her in some time,” the insider explained. “It makes more sense to not spend a fortune on photos that won’t cause a noticeable increase on the newsstand. This just isn’t going to sell like Shiloh (Jolie-Pitt), and $6 million is a lot of money.”

Another magazine insider says that the OK! approach is noteworthy. “There’s a real difference between U.S. appeal and international appeal, and most celebrities don’t really understand that.”

YIKES!!!!

Plastic Surgery Isn't Always a good thing!!! This is Jocelyn Wildenstein aka the Bride of Wildenstein....who, in a fruitless effort to keep her uber-wealthy husband form divorcing her, had plastic surgery to make her face more catlike, since he liked felines. Didn't work.

Her original face is on the top left corner.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

DAMN!!! Pink's single again!


but who's really surprised?

Carey Hart, PinkThe P!nk-Carey Hart split, TMZ has learned, is a story as old as wage labor: Their careers just plain got in the way.

Sources close to Carey Hart tell TMZ that the motocrosser is telling people that he and his ex still love each other and "will remain best friends." The downfall of the marriage came as a result of careers getting in the way. P!nk has headed back to the studio to work on her music, while Carey is busy opening new nightclubs.

TMZ has also learned that Hart is opening the first of his new brainchildren -- a spot called "Wasted Space" -- at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas in May. The club will be a live music venue that will feature new rock bands -- and music legends.

Sorry for the Neglect....

I hope this makes up for it....Enjoy Everclear's Volvo Driving Soccer Mom!

Sunday, February 17, 2008

According to E!News:


Sam Lufti is getting the hell out of dodge.....As in, leaving the States for Dubai sometime this week. He claims it's to get away from the drama.....Spin says it's to save his own ass.

Amy Winehouse almost freed!


Blake almost OD'd! From gossip boulevard:

Amy Winehouse’s husband Blake Fielder-Civil came close to death after a drugs overdose in prison, it has been claimed. Blake - who’s currently locked up in London’s Pentonville prison on assault charges - was rushed to the jail’s hospital block when he collapsed in agony after taking what he believed to be heroin. Guards reportedly found the 35-year-old writhing in agony whilst being violently sick in a cell. They instantly set off alarms and activated emergency procedures to save his life. An investigation was launched, with prison officials finding he had taken a drug believed to be heroin, mixed with a toxic substance. A jail insider said: “This was a close call, but he might not be so lucky next time. If he carries on taking so many drugs, he’ll end up dead before long.” Blake and six other prisoners took the drug in the G Wing of the north London prison. Within moments they had all fallen ill, according to Britain’s News of The World newspaper. Blake has been repeatedly warned to quit drugs.

[Source: News of The World]

Saturday, February 16, 2008

My Milla shows off her new baby!


I love Milla....and now she has this cute daughter Ever!

I almost forgot


And this is too funny BTW as well.....Kirstie Alley lost her job with Jenny because she just can't lose the weight!!!


actually, it's really sad....maybe Xenu can save her? Or did she eat him too?

Can you believe....


It's been a year since Brit Brit shaved her head and we all wondered WTF and how much worse it was going to get?

Blind Item from Janet Charlton!

Who could this be???

This famous lesbian movie star is successful and very popular but she's afraid to come out of the closet. She has too many conservative fans and bosses who have no idea she's gay. She quietly lives with her girlfriend but once in awhile she can't resist hitting the lesbian clubs. Recently she was seen at a once-a-month after hours sex club for women where anything goes. And it did. Her highly recognizable face was the TALK of the orgiastic femmes.

This made me LOL


from IDLYITW:


Let's face it, the Spears family are inbred retards, and just in case you thought Jamie Lynn got pregnant on accident, sorry. Turns out she's just a whore. A source tells Star:

I know for a fact that Casey was not the first guy she slept with -- or the last," says one fellow teen in Kentwood, La. "There were at least two others. I know that 110 percent." Another friend says that before her pregnancy Jamie Lynn partied hard but always in private. "Some people drink to have a good time. But she drank to get wrecked. She drank to get messed up and forget about her mother, her sister and all of that." Just days before announcing her pregnancy in December, Jamie Lynn shocked a boy at a party by asking him for sex. "It's cool, I'm pregnant," she said. "I can't get pregnant again!"

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Blind Item!

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which recent mom is already bored with her new accessory? Despite pimping herself out to the celebrity mags as a loving parent, she is constantly finding reasons to leave the baby and "escape."


why am I thinkin Xtina?

Happy Luv Day!!!

Here's your Brit fix from ONTD, but what I want to know is, since Brit's father is in charge of her money now, who's he accountable to? What if he spends the rest, who does she sue?

Britney Spears spent $60 million since last year on shopping, vacations, doctors, lawyers, and more, according to the new issue of Life & Style Weekly, out later today.
That's not even counting drugs, moon pies, and Sam Lutfi.

As predicted, Life & Style has been crunching the numbers and found that Spears, once estimated by Forbes to be worth $100 million (making her the 12th richest female entertainer in the world) is now worth a paltry $40 million. The number actually comes from Adam Streisand, an attorney for Spears who declared her worth in court. The mag also catches wind of the rumor we reported earlier this week that the IRS is looking into her finances but comes up with a wacky reason. "They want to find out if she's been ripped off and by whom," and insider tells the mag. Does the IRS provide that kind of service for you? Then again, when's the last year you spent eight figures? (There's only so many times you can go to Sandals.)

The breakdown of spending, by the glossy's numbers, after the jump ...

• Shopping: $192,000 a year

• Monthly clothing budget: $16,000

• Vacations: $1.2 million yearly

• "The paperwork from her divorce from Kevin shows she also blows about $102,000 a month jetting off to places like Hawaii," L&S reports.

• Alimony: $15,000 a month

• Doctors: $86,000 a month

• Health insurance and other medical expenses: $1 million

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Whut?

from ONTD:

Rumors are flying that Demi Moore is pregnant with Ashton Kutcher's baby. The 45-year-old actress and Kutcher, 30, have been married since 2005 and have talked openly about wanting to have a biological child together. Moore has three daughters with ex Bruce Willis.

The pregnancy speculation started when Moore was seen with a slight baby bump like in the photo above, and another instance where she was seen clutching her coat around her. Being bloated or being cold were both ruled out as being far-fetched possibilities.

So is Demi pregnant, or are we being Punk'd?

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

*Points & Laughs*

TMZ is LIVE at the Lost Hills Sheriff's Station, where Barron Hilton (Paris' little bro), is expected to be released on $5000 bail any minute! Lil' H was busted for DUI early this morning in Malibu. When he finally gets his first taste of freedom, we'll be there -- LIVE!

So your family has a gazillion bucks and you can't post $20,000 bail. That really blows.

Barron Hilton is rotting away, waiting to get released. Paris won't bail him out, so his friends came to do it. But there's a snag. Barron's buds showed up with $2,000 cash, assuming they only had to pay 10%. They assumed they could take the 10% to the Sheriff and spring their friend, but the Sheriff doesn't provide discounts -- only a bail bondsman will take a William Morris percentage.

So now Barron's buds are off looking for a bail bondsman. Hey Barron, we hear the meatloaf dinners are excellent. Tastes like chicken.

(Barron Hilton walked out of jail at around 5:50 PM PT, covering his head with a jacket. He got into the back of a silver car, which was escorted out by a Sheriff's vehicle.

As we first reported, his sis told him to take a hike when he called her to help bail him out, so his buddies had to call in a bail bondsman.

Families man, they're all the same!)

Sunday, February 10, 2008

And Maybe FedEx is trying to make amends

because if stuff like this....from gossip rocks:

SPOKESMAN QUIT TEAM FEDERLINE OVER BRITNEY ATTACKS

PR guru MICHAEL SANDS quit as the spokesman for KEVIN FEDERLINE's lawyer this week (ends08Feb08) - because he's sick of attacking BRITNEY SPEARS.

Kevin Federline arrives at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Fall 2008 - Marc Jacobs. New York City, USA - 08.02.08

Sands fears attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan has gone too far in his custody battle with Spears - and he felt he could no longer be part of team Federline.

He explains, "This is overkill, it made my stomach turn. Every time we had to go into court, yes we have to protect the kids. But every mother, healthy or unhealthy should see their kids... You can't blame someone for mental illness.

"Mark Vincent Kaplan needs to lay off. Everyone has to lay off before Britney dies accidentally."

Sands urges Los Angeles authorities to put "bipolar Britney" in hospital "for a year" and let her see her kids.

Thanks to Kaplan's efforts, Spears has been stripped of her custody and visitation rights to her kids by Federline.

And he thinks it's time for Spears' ex to "step up to the plate" and stop hiding behind his attorney.

Michael Sands, who severed ties with Mark Vincent Kaplan earlier this week (ends08Feb08), admits he's disturbed about Federline's reluctance to speak publicly about his ex-wife's health issues.

Sands believes Federline is the best parent to govern the former couple's young sons, but the public relations expert would like to see Britney's ex speak out.

He tells America's Life + Style magazine, "Kevin Federline needs to get on TV and say, 'I'm learning about Britney's bipolar disorder.'

"He needs to step up to the plate and not hide behind the shield of his lawyer and be a man. He could become a hero instead of hiding... He's got to step up and help Britney."

KFed caves a bit....

from TMZ:

Posted Feb 10th 2008 7:24AM by TMZ Staff

FedEx is extending an olive branch to his estranged ex-wife. While K-Fed is NYC attending fashion shows this weekend, his children are staying with their grandma, Lynn. Showbizspy says Kevin and Lynn get along so well that the white rapper does not mind if she brings the kids to visit Britney. Kevin knows it is important for the popwreck to get some face time with the kids, even if she is currently a little off.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

Beware Feb. 10th!!

the latest from Anonymous...




the rules:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-063clxiB8I

HaHa!!!


I hate Paris Hilton so much. It's nice to see her movie bomb. Remember the crapfest she was making called "the hottie and the nottie"? She had hired an acting coach, for fuck's sake and STILL couldn't pull it off! but it still made more in its opening weekend than Jessica simplteon's "Blonde Ambition" *snicker* From ONTD:

According to Fantasy Moguls, Paris' movie "The Hottie and the Nottie" opened on 111 screens yesterday, and sold only $76 in ticket sales per location. That breaks down to approximately 10 people per theater. It's anticipated that the movie will sell only $23,000 during the three-day weekend.


Kurt's Little Girl all Grown UP

and just wow. I think he would be proud!

From Harper's Bazaar

Friday, February 8, 2008

Fastest. Post. Ever.

Britney, unless you die or run somebody over with your crazy driving fits, I don't care about you anymore. For reals.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

It's Alan Rickman, Bitch

I HAAAAAAAD to post this, enjoy your zen moment....now me so horny

Toxicology Reports Back....


So everybody is reporting that Heath Ledger died from an accidental overdose of a pharmacological cocktail. Here's Spin's Final Rinse: It's really hard to conclusively prove that he committed suicide and we'll never really know for sure if he did. At least as an accidental death, his life insurance will pay out. Typically, if a person takes his/her own life, life insurance won't pay. But this way, Matilda can be cared for a little better. The worst part of it is, no amount of speculation or conclusion drawn will bring Heath Ledger back. He's gone and it sucks.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

The world of gossip.....

Is the best! Forgive lack of posts.....my dealer had his birthday today and he has needs....be back on the ball 2morrow, promise!!!

Saturday, February 2, 2008

THIS is just PRICELESS!!!

here's a joke for you: How stupid is Jessica Simpson? From gossiprocks:




Jessica Simpson arrived at JFK today and was asked by photographer who she was rooting for the Superbowl. She answered, "Go Cowboys!" The Giants and the Patriots are playing. Poor thing is probably on her way to the Superbowl where she will root for Romo and the Cowboys.

Nobody has the heart to tell her she ruined it for them. Oh well.

This made me ROFL

See what happens when you get too greedy? from handbag gossip:

New mum Christina Aguilera has lost a lucrative magazine deal for pictures with new son Max because of demands for more money.

Christina Aguilera

It is believed that Dirrty singer Christina Aguilera has blown a chance of a lucrative shoot with new song Max for America's OK Magazine because of her demands for money and more space on the cover. MSNBC's The Scoop claims that Xtina was angry that the magazine wasn't going to give the story a full cover and that her demands for money blew the deal.

Their source said, "Christina has an inflated sense of her own value and seems to expect an extortionate amount of money for these baby pictures. I'm not sure OK! or much of the industry thinks is a dollar figure that's worth it. She hasn't proven to be a real seller.”

The source also claims that Christina is also demanding any magazine that runs her baby photos cannot run Nicole Richie's baby photos. Xtina can't stand the girl!

So who's in charge of Britney now?

And to think that she's a tweeker! Brit should talk to Fergie!

I'm glad her father has charge of her and not her scumsucking mother!

This off of msn.com:

Jamie Spears
© Hector Mata/Reuters
Jamie Spears
Court: Spears' Dad Has Temporary Control

The Associated Press

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Throughout the course of Britney Spears' months-long emotional tailspin, one universal question has lingered with each spectacular turn: Why doesn't her family take drastic measures to stop this? On Friday, they did.

Spears' father, James Spears, was put in charge of the troubled pop star's welfare during a surprise court appearance by him and mother Lynne Spears, a day after their daughter was whisked to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation.

Just as Spears' immediate family was taking charge of her life, Sam Lutfi, the man seen escorting her about town and sometimes speaking on her behalf, was removed from the picture with a restraining order. A message left on Lutfi's cell phone seeking comment was not immediately returned.

James Spears' eyes grew teary when he was named conservator of his daughter. He and an attorney, Andrew Wallet, were named conservators of the estate. The parents sat with attorney Blair Berk throughout the hearing, smiling and embracing after the announcement.

A court creates conservatorships when it determines that a person cannot care for themselves or handle their affairs. Commissioner Reva Goetz said Spears would be under conservatorship until Monday, at which time another hearing would be held.

"It is in the best interests of the conservatee to have conservatorship over her person," Goetz told a packed courtroom.

As conservator, her father will have the power to "restrict visitors," have around-the-clock security for Spears and have access to all medical records, Goetz said. It was unclear whether the court gave her father the power to make medical decisions on Spears' behalf; even if that was granted, the role can be limited.

Conservators can consult with doctors on medication options, but the patient can refuse. Only in emergencies can someone be forcefully treated. Otherwise, a court hearing must be scheduled to hammer out the issue.

"Being a conservator does not give them the power to force medication," said Nancy Kincaid, a spokeswoman with the California Department of Mental Health.

The court also issued a restraining order against Lutfi, Spears' sometime manager and friend, and gave her father permission to change the locks on her estate and remove anyone who is there.

Goetz said conservatorship over the estate was "necessary and appropriate." She gave approval for the conservator to "take all actions to secure all liquid assets including credit cards."

The conservatorship was approved by a different court from the one handling a custody dispute over the singer's children with Federline. A hearing on custody issues is set Monday morning in that court.

Could not Resist....

He just got divorced....now the French President is getting married again! who says romance is dead in France? *snicker*

from msn.com:

Image: Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni
French President Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni




updated 8:55 a.m. CT, Sat., Feb. 2, 2008

PARIS - French President Nicolas Sarkozy married former model Carla Bruni on Saturday at the Elysee Palace, according to the official who performed the ceremony.

"The bride wore white; she was ravishing, as usual," Francois Lebel, mayor of Paris' eighth arrondissement, or neighborhood, told Europe-1 radio. "The groom wasn't bad either."

It was a historic occasion, "the first time in the history of the Republic that a president has gotten married in office," as Lebel said.

Sarkozy, 53, and Bruni, 40, were married in the presence of about 20 close family and friends, Lebel said. He called the ceremony "a moment of family intimacy for the young newlyweds, of great simplicity and apparently a lot of affection between the spouses.

"I wished them a lot of happiness," he said.

Under French law, couples must tie the knot before a mayor to make their union official.

Sarkozy's openness about his private life has surprised many French, accustomed to presidents who keep their love lives under wraps.

At a news conference in January, Sarkozy revealed that the relationship was "serious" and hinted that wedding plans were in the works. But he refused to reveal the date for a wedding, saying only that France might learn about the nuptials once they had already taken place.

The couple went public with their relationship during a visit to Disneyland Paris, and they carried out their brief but highly publicized courtship in such places as the ruins of Petra, Jordan. The tabloids even showed the couple at an Egyptian beach resort, Bruni in a tiny black bikini, Sarkozy in trunks, gold chain and Ray-Ban sunglasses.

Sarkozy's approval ratings dropped during their courtship -- in part, analysts say, because many older, more traditional voters were put off by his glitzy, jet-setting style.

During their romance, Sarkozy was nicknamed the "bling-bling president" by the media. He reportedly gave Bruni a pink heart-shaped diamond Dior engagement ring, while she gave him a Swiss-made Patek Philippe watch.

The wedding was the third for Sarkozy, who has three children. It was the first for Bruni, an Italian-born heiress who had a major modeling career and a well-publicized lovelife. Bruni, now a singer, dated rockers Mick Jagger and Eric Clapton, tycoon Donald Trump and actor Vincent Perez. She has a young son, Aurelien, from a relationship with philosophy professor Raphael Enthoven.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Katie beginning to crack?

had a dream last night, oddly enough, about Katie Holmes and how she was tricked into living in a gilded cage, not realizing that she had been bribed to have whatever she wanted except that she'd have to give up her life, her dreams, her own self to have it....and that she was starting to buckle under the pressure of having to be perfect and never speak out in public.

from Celebitchy:

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Word on the street is that Katie Holmesbot might actually be rebelling a bit against her keeper. By street, I mean internet superhighway. Does anyone call it that anymore? Well let’s pretend so. And by keeper, I mean husband Tom Cruise. “Mad Money,” Katie’s first movie since Tom jumped into her life – isn’t doing so well at the box office. Or with the critics. Basically, it royally sucks. I’m not sure how a film with the sensible casting of Queen Latifah, Diane Keaton, and Katie Holmes could possibly go wrong. Oh yeah, make it a girly-bonding bank caper. Because nothing gets women to the theater in droves like a good heist.

Apparently Katie’s a little pissed at Tom – who encouraged her to do “Mad Money.” I think even the most desperate, starting-out-in-the-world-young-actress would be pretty mad if they were stuck in this film. You’d think with Tom running a movie studio… and being Tom Cruise… he would have given her better advice. Or at least bribed someone else into putting her into a better film. Between the “Mad Money” embarrassment and Tom amping up the crazy Scientology rantings – via video, no less – Katie’s supposedly reaching her boiling point.

A distraught Katie Holmes has stormed out of a crisis meeting with her husband Tom Cruise, furious over damaging publicity about his Scientology beliefs, and humiliated over the disastrous reaction to the movie he told her to make.

The actress is said to be inconsolable after a string of leaked Scientology videos, featuring her husband saluting a portrait of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, declaring war on psychiatry and claiming that members of his religion are “the only ones who can really help” accident victims, have flooded the Internet and divided Hollywood.

“Oh, I’m going hard on those guys and their reign … psychiatrists,” says Tom in one disturbing video. “It’s disgusting to me. No mercy … none. Psychiatry doesn’t work… When you study the effects, it’s a crime against humanity.” … after this new scandal she can no longer ignore the Hollywood backlash.

[From Woman’s Day]

To be fair, Katie really shouldn’t have been ignoring the “Hollywood backlash” for a long time. The backlash is there because your husband is cray-to-the-z. I really doubt Katie Holmes finds Tom’s mental health issues adorable. I’m guessing at first she thought he was a little intense, but relatively charming and still Tom Cruise. Then the next thing she knows there’s a ton of press and hoopla and everyone who was close to forgetting about the girl from “Dawson’s Creek” suddenly remembered her again, and that was pretty enticing. So what if your husband ruins all the furniture jumping around like an under-medicated eight-year-old? You’ve got the money to replace the cushions. But when your A-list husband tells you to do a B-movie, that’s where you draw the line. I think “Mad Money” pretty much confirmed that Katie has completely sacrificed her career to be with Tom. Next goes the sanity. In other news, it sounds like Katie might be pregnant. This past weekend she bought a t-shirt that says “Big Sister” (ostensibly) for Suri, along with two matching onsies which said “Little Sister” and “Little Brother.” Let’s hope they’re for Nicole Kidman.

Not to be outdone


By an overdosing actor or crazy midget, Britney goes to the hospital again. What are the odds that she's under suicide watch? from MSNBC.com:

Spears Taken From Home in Ambulance

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Britney Spears was taken from her home by ambulance early Thursday and escorted to the hospital by more than a dozen police officers in cars, on motorcycles and in helicopters.

A Los Angeles police officer, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak on the matter, said the 26-year-old pop star was being taken to the hospital to "get help." The Los Angeles Times cited unidentified authorities who said Spears was being placed on a "mental evaluation hold."

Spears was taken to UCLA Medical Center, where her mother, Lynne, was seen leaving its psychiatric hospital at about 5:30 a.m.

When asked by a throng of paparazzi and reporters whether Britney was doing all right, Lynne Spears replied, "Yeah," before leaving in a Range Rover.

Hours earlier, shortly after 1 a.m., the motorcade that pulled away from Spears' residence was nearly the length of a football field. Along with the ambulance, it included police on nearly a dozen motorcycles and in two cruisers. Two police helicopters followed overhead.

The scene was more controlled than the one earlier this month when Spears also was taken away from her home in an ambulance.

On Jan. 3, police were called to her home when she refused to return her two young sons, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, to ex-husband Kevin Federline, who has custody.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Because I am that evil...

and blackhearted and just wrong for this....from Foxnews.com:

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. — Tom Cruise is the first on the list to get Ducati's newest motorcycle — a $72,500 superbike bristling with titanium, magnesium and carbon fiber technology that can scoot up to 200 mph.

Cruise is scheduled to take delivery of the Desmosedici RR at Beverly Hills Ducati this week. Only 1,500 of the red-and-white Moto GP racing replica motorcycles will be made and Cruise gets the first.

Michael Lock, chief of Cupertino-based Ducati North America, said the Desmosedici RR "is the impossible dream — made possible."

"We are delighted to be able to deliver the world's first production unit here in the USA to Tom Cruise, who is a well-known Ducati enthusiast," Lock said in a statement.

*Hopefully he'll die on it. yes, I said it, I typed it. you thought it.*


Oh yeah...

According to Yahoo news, Gwen Stefani is pregnant again. In case you havn't heard.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Trouble already?

From Janet Charlton:

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Photo Credit: Splash News

Now that Nicole Richie has recovered from giving birth, it seems she's changed her mind about Joel Madden's career. She used to get a kick out of touring with him but since she became a mom she doesn't want him going on the road with his band Good Charlotte. She wants him at home with her and the baby. Naturally this is causing serious discussions and major problems because Joel loves his music and he's loyal to his band.

HOTNESS


Total hotness....come to mah bed Tim....

Special Treat!

Sorry for the late post, just wanted you to mull that Charles Mason + $cientology thing over....Here is Bad to the Bone from George Thorogood and the Destroyers, a personal favorite. Enjoy!


Sunday, January 27, 2008

Wha?

This blew my mind.....from Cracked.com:

CHARLES MANSON: SCIENTOLOGIST

Best Known For: viciously murdering people, ordering people to viciously murder other people; carving swastikas into his forehead

Why You Wouldn't Expect Him To Be a Scientologist: One of the biggest lunatics in American history is actually precisely who we'd expect to be down on the ground with psychotic theories about aliens and immortal spirits. But here' the kicker: Manson took over 150 hours of Scientology courses, rejected it as too crazy, and then went on to murder a whole bunch of people.

We're just saying.

Connections: Peter "Big Gunner" Skinner, the guard he supplies cigarettes to so he can avoid getting raped all the time.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Ouch!

Good points but ouch! From Janet Charlton's Hollywood:

We have some burning questions about the untimely demise of Heath Ledger and the New York police don't seem to be interested in asking them. For example, we now know that Diane the unlicensed masseuse who found Heath's body, called Mary Kate Olsen FOUR times before calling 911. (At first she told police she made TWO calls) But there's no explanation as to HOW Diane happened to be acquainted with Mary-Kate and how did she choose to call HER out of all the people in Heath's phone. What did these three people have in common? Certainly Heath and Mary-Kate might have been more than friends, but where does Diane fit in? We wonder if Mary-Kate instructed Diane to "tidy up" before paramedics arrived. These un-asked questions are driving us crazy.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Bad Move, Mom!

Apparently, Mama Spears has learned nothing from her past fuck ups with her kids....and it's painfully obvious that she simply can't let them learn that there are consequences for their decisions, especially bad ones. From Handbag Gossip:

Britney’s pregnant little sister Jamie Lynn Spears plans to hand over her baby to mother Lynn.

Jamie Lynn SpearsIf it’s not one Spears sister it’s the other! Star Magazine claims that Jamie Lynn plans to hand her baby over to her mother, Lynne, the moment she gives birth so she can concentrate on her career (don’t laugh). Their source said, “After several weeks of soul searching and discussions with her mum Jamie Lynn reluctantly agreed that giving up the baby is the right thing to do. Lynne says Jamie doesn’t understand the life long consequences of having a baby. She still wants her daughter to be able to be a teenager, go to parties, hang out with friends and have a career. So she’ll take the front seat of caring for the baby and take the pressure off her daughter.” They also claim Jamie Lynn’s plan, after receiving advice from her publicist, is to have the baby, sell pictures of them together and then hand the baby over to Lynne.

*what career?*

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Remember these two?

from SFGate:

Jolie and Pitt Plan To Adopt Katrina Orphan?

REUTERS/Fred Prouser

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are reportedly planning to adopt a child orphaned by Hurricane Katrina.

The pair, who already have three adopted children, have been working tirelessly to rehouse people affected by the storm that hit the U.S. gulf coast in 2005.

Pitt has dedicated time and money to the Make it Right organization, which is rebuilding a destroyed section of New Orleans.

Star magazine claims the couple has fallen in love with a girl whose parents were killed in the Katrina devastation, and they want to add her to their expanding family.

The couple already has four children: Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, and Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, 19 months.

A source tells the tabloid, "Brad met a little girl and fell completely in love. He and Angie had already decide that their next child would be a daughter. They were originally going to adopt a girl from Africa, but now Brad is sure this child is the one."

*oh yeah, OK! magazine is reporting that Angie's carrying twins. SPERMINATED!*

And in other news....

Amy Winehouse went to rehab! Yes yes yes!

Here's a pic of her awhile back, when she was hot, side by side with a far more recent one for comparison to show how bad she looks now......


Hard drugs kids.....just don't do 'em....

From TMZ:

Universal says Winehouse needs "specialist treatment to continue her ongoing recovery from drug addiction and prepare for her planned appearance at the Grammy Awards." Amy met with her record label, management, family and doctors today to discuss her treatment options.

The news comes just days after grainy video of Winehouse allegedly smoking crack made its way around the Internet.

I LOVE Jerry O'Connell!!!

I think he totally nails the cooz

The video, available on the Funny Or Die Web site, features O'Connell wearing a black turtleneck sweater, sporting Cruise-like floppy hair and facial scruff and imitating Cruise's sudden bursts of laughter and use of acronyms in the Scientology videos.

In the parody, O'Connell substitutes Scientology for a discussion of the acting profession and replaces the Scientology acronyms with KFC, as in Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Hollywood A-listers, including Bruce Willis, Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller and Harvey Weinstein, defend Cruise in this week's issue of People magazine.

*oh Adam, Adam, Adam....please don't get involved in this....it doesn't concern you and I don't want to dislike you*

In an exclusive statement to People, Adam Sandler says: "To see anyone's private life invaded and mocked like this is sickening. It's especially gross when it happens to a guy like Cruise, who's a great dad, a great husband and a great friend."

*Personally, Spin thinks that the C of $ should just have it out with Muslim extremists.....win-win for the rest of us and it would be ever so entertaining! Just think, a front line brigade of $ci-tards sent out to convert the Muslims and the Extremists blowing them all up together....le sigh.....*

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

It's on!

There is an all out war started on C of $! The group is called 'Anonymous' and their aim is to shut C of $ down! They ain't skurred!

Have a gander courtesy of gawker & YouTube:

Tom Cruise has personally, PERSONALLY, been pwned. This weekend, an anonymous Internet group (named Anonymous — these are not masters of subtlety) started a war with the Church of Scientology by hammering the group's web site; Scientology.org is down after a brief traffic spike. This isn't the only group of Internet users unafraid of the intimidating cult; a whole range of sites has turned the Church into a mockery by doing what mainstream celebrity-coverage outlets wouldn't dare. Here's a guide to the war (and a creepy manifesto made by The Internet!).

Anonymous
This loose group of Internet vigilantes (vaguely centered around, but not officially connected to, the site 4chan) often harasses unsavory but small-time people, but they did help with the arrest of pedophile Chris Forcand. Their usual tactic is a simple denial of service attack like the one against Scientology.org, but they occasionally get more sophisticated; members tell me they plan to hoist banners above some Church branches. Inspired by the release of Tom Cruise's secret Scientology video and the Church's attempts to suppress it, Anon promises an all-out war in the following hokey but entertaining video:



the NY Times with Details

more about Heath Ledger's death and the Olsen connection:

The masseuse who discovered the body of Heath Ledger in a Manhattan apartment on Tuesday twice called a friend of his, the actress Mary-Kate Olsen, before calling 911, New York City police officials said on Wednesday. The officials, who provided new details about Mr. Ledger’s death, emphasized that no illegal drugs were found in the apartment and that there were no obvious signs of suicide. Tests on a rolled-up $20 bill that was found in the apartment found no evidence that the bill had been used to handle drugs, they said.

According to the police, around 12:30 p.m. on Tuesday, a housekeeper, Teresa Solomon, arrived at the apartment, at 421 Broome Street in SoHo, to do household chores. At about 1 p.m., she went into Mr. Ledger’s bedroom to change a light bulb in an adjacent bathroom; she found him on the bed face down, with the sheet pulled up to his shoulders, and heard him snoring.

A masseuse, Diana Wolozin, arrived to give Mr. Ledger a massage about 2:45 p.m. At 3 p.m., after Mr. Ledger did not emerge from his bedroom, with the door closed, the masseuse called him on his cellphone but got no answer. She entered the bedroom and saw him lying in bed. She took a massage table out of the closet and began to set it up near his bed. She then went over to him and shook him, but got no response. Using his cellphone, she used a speed-dial button to call Ms. Olsen in California to seek her guidance, knowing Ms. Olsen to be a friend of Mr. Ledger’s.

According to the authorities, Ms. Wolozin told Ms. Olsen that Mr. Ledger was unconscious. Ms. Olsen said she would call some private security people she knew in New York, and hung up. Ms. Wolozin again shook Mr. Ledger, called Ms. Olsen a second time, and said she believed the situation was grave and would call 911.

Ms. Wolozin called 911 at 3:26 p.m. to say that Mr. Ledger was not breathing. The call occurred less than 15 minutes since she had first seen him in bed and only a few moments after the first call to Ms. Olsen. The 911 operator urged Ms. Wolozin to try to revive Mr. Ledger, but Ms. Wolozin’s efforts were not successful.

Emergency medical workers arrived at 3:33 p.m., at almost exactly the same moment as a private security guard summoned by Ms. Olsen. The medical workers moved his body to the floor and then used a defibrillator and CPR, to no avail. Mr. Ledger was pronounced dead at 3:36 p.m. By that point, two other private security guards summoned by Ms. Olsen had arrived, as had police officers.

The police said that all five witnesses — Ms. Solomon, the housekeeper; Ms. Wolozin, the masseuse; and the three private security guards summoned by Ms. Olsen — were fully cooperating with the authorities.

The police conducted tests on a rolled-up $20 bill found in Mr. Ledger’s apartment, but found no evidence that the bill had been used for anything improper. No illegal narcotics or alcohol was found in the apartment. Prescription sleeping pills were found near the body, but it is not known if the medication played a role in his death.

The police said they were looking to examine any surveillance videos from the apartment building and the surrounding area but were also awaiting the results of an investigation by the New York City chief medical examiner. The office conducted an autopsy early Wednesday morning but said that the results were inconclusive and that additional testing was needed.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

HOLY SHIT!!!!!


from the Daily Ten on ENEWS:

HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD.....Found naked and unconcious in his apartment....no foul play is suspected, ruling is expected to be accidental overdose, no suicide note found. He won't ever play the joker again!

I am stunned....really stunned

from MSNBC.com:

NEW YORK - Heath Ledger was found dead Tuesday in a Manhattan apartment, naked in bed with sleeping pills nearby, police said. The Australian-born actor was 28.

It wasn’t immediately clear if Ledger had committed suicide. He had an appointment for a massage at the residence in the tony neighborhood of SoHo, NYPD spokesman Paul Browne said. A housekeeper who went to let him know the massage therapist had arrived and found him unconscious at 3:26 p.m.

According to The New York Times, his body was moved to the floor, and after receiving no response from the actor after shaking him, the masseuse and housekeeper called authorities.

While not a marquee movie star, Ledger was a respected, award-winning actor who chose his roles carefully rather than cashing in on his heartthrob looks. He was nominated for an Oscar for his performance as a gay cowboy in “Brokeback Mountain,” where he met Michelle Williams, who played his wife in the film. The two had a daughter, now 2-year-old Matilda, and lived together in Brooklyn until they split up last year.


He didn't look so good Jan. 19.....I'm afraid for what was in his head.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Kirstie Alley, C of $!!!

I dare you to not laugh while you watch this!!! "Without $cientology, I would be dead!"

Watch while you can, kids! It'll probably get yanked off of YouTube soon!

Sunday, January 20, 2008

What's that joke Eddie Murphy used to have?

"HALF!!!" Well, according to page six:

THAT elaborate Bora Bora "wedding" ceremony wasn't enough for Eddie Murphy's ex-fiancée, Tracey Edmonds — she wanted half his cash, too. Though the couple split last week, right before what was to be their official, legal marriage ceremony, Edmonds still enjoyed her tropical "wedding" celebration on New Year's Day. Sources close to Mur phy's longtime gal are saying, "When it came down to the legal marriage, Tracey wouldn't sign a prenup." Murphy's reps are not comment ing further on the state of the duo's relationship.

*so she's a hooker just after the cash?*



We told you Brit!!!


We told you A-Fed was using you! Glad to see you have some semblance of sense about you! From X17:

Last night at 2 am, Britney Spears invited two of our photographers into her Beverly Hills pad for a little conversation. They chatted for a while, then escorted Brit and Sam in the car, so Britney could drive around and listen to music. After that, it was back to the house ... The guys ended up staying with her for FOUR hours!

Earlier in the evening, Britney went out to the gas station with Sam around 8 pm, then they came out again later in her Black Escalade, went to club Goa but never got out of the car. When she returned home after that second outing, was when she invited the photographers to come inside her home.

Roberto and Leandro from X17online went inside ... Britney said, "Come with me, let's have fun." She opened a bottle of champagne for them and went outside on the patio to smoke cigarettes. Our photogs say Britney nursed a 1/2 glass of champagne the entire evening and never drank more.

Britney put on Amy Winehouse and her own CD, changed into jeans and her famous pink wig.

Team X17er Robert said, "We had fun. Britney was funny, very relaxed, dancing a little bit, and she carried her little dog all the time."

At one point in the discussion, Sam took a paper out of his pocket -- it was a restraining order against Adnan Ghalib. He said, "Look at this!"

Britney expressed disappointment and anger toward Adnan for being "set-up" in photographs that Adnan and his agency have sold of Britney and Adnan together.

Roberto and Leandro didn't ask questions -- they were surprised at the restraining order. After talking about it briefly, the continued having a good time and around 6 am, our photogs said they had to leave. Britney begged them to stay, but Sam insisted that she get some sleep.

When the photogs left, lots of paparazzi who weren't invited in were waiting outside. (TMZ and Hollywoodtv were turned away at Britney's door at 2 am!)

Saturday, January 19, 2008

My favoritest thing

My very favorite thing in the whole world, I have come to discover, is old people in bars. They have been thru shit, they have seen it all and at the bar, they are pretty damn funny. Indulge yourself sometime, usually you find them on a Saturday afternoon at a beatup rundown bar. Just go and listen, you won't be disappointed. Here's a few gems that I got from various old folks at a bar, just like getting hammered with your granddad or grandma:

"you know, in Arkansas, that's the only place with a big sign over the door of the justice of the peace saying, even though you're divorced, you're still brother and sister."

"48 years ago, this girl sat crying at the edge of my bed, oh it's too big, it's too big...and i cried at the edge of my bed, it's too big, it's too big."

"This lady I knew who became born again had one of those damned 'my boss is a jewish carpenter' stickers on her car and let everyone know she was all born again.....I saw her at a Wal-Mart parking lot and her car had quit, she couldn't get it to start......I walked by and remarked, "Bet you wish your boss was a mechanic, huh?" she didn't talk to me again for a long time!!"

I love them, I love old people in bars.....they make life worth living! Cuz you know, it's not all bad.....Life is pretty funny if you just look.

Eminem had too many M&Ms


from gossip boulevard:

Rap star Eminem has been offered a deal to become a spokesman for diet plan Slim-Fast. The hip hop legend has famously ballooned in weight to over 200lbs after stepping out of the spotlight, even recently landing in hospital because of a heart problem. Now Slim-Fast wants to help him once again become the Real Slim Shady by taken on its diet plan.

The deal would be for Eminem to be a spokesman for the firm by showing the world how it helped him drop the pounds. “Slim-Fast is a program that can really work for someone like Eminem,” a spokesman for Slim-Fast said. “It’s a doable and flexible approach. Slim-fast would love to offer Eminem product and assistance to help him become a potential S-F success story.”

Slim-Fast aims to help people like Eminem lose a steady one to two pounds of weight a week by eating about 1,900 calories a day. The plan also recommends 30 minutes or more of moderate physical activity most days of the week.

The rapper’s estranged mother Debbie Nelson has admitted that her son has ballooned in weight. She said: “His face has broken out in pimples and he’s put on so much weight that he’s causing all sorts of other health problems for himself.”

Thursday, January 17, 2008

This really scares me....

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Double Date with the Seinfelds

WEDNESDAY JANUARY 16, 2008 12:30 PM EST
Jerry Seinfeld (left) dined with Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise Photo by: Ahmad Elatab / Jackson Lee / Splashnewsonline; INFphoto Suri may not have joined them, but Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had plenty of company at New York City's Sfoglia Tuesday night.

The pair joined Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld at the exclusive upper east side eatery, for a nearly three-hour-long meal. Along with plates of rustic Italian food and red wine, the foursome shared plenty of laughs.

In addition to Holmes entertaining the table with her animated storytelling, Cruise and Seinfeld cracked a few jokes.

The Seinfelds left the restaurant first, leaving Cruise and Holmes to collect themselves before hitting the onslaught of paparazzi waiting outside.

and don't forget this:

Jerry Seinfeld has insisted that his belief in Scientology made him a better comedian in his early career.

The Seinfeld star said he was introduced to the religion by a high school teacher almost 30 years ago.

He told Parade magazine: "It was interesting. Believe it or not... it's extremely intellectual and clinical in its approach to problem-solving, which really appealed to me."

Although he did not become as heavily involved as celebrity followers Tom Cruise and John Travolta, he added that his faith had improved his skills as a comic, saying: "In my early years of stand-up, it was very helpful. I took a couple of courses. One of them was in communication, and I learned some things about communication that really got my act going.

"They [Scientologists] have a lot of very good technology. That's what really appealed to me about it. It's not faith-based. It's all technology. And I'm obsessed with technology."

*off of gossip rocks*

I call Bullshit


Britney is aware and knows what she is playing....unless she's drugged up. I don't buy the multiple personality thing. from TMZ:

Sources are now painting a very disturbing picture of Britney Spears, or whoever she happens to be at any given moment.

We're told the whole British accent thing -- well, it's more than an accent. Britney has multiple personalities, including, as people in her life call it, "the British girl." We're told when Spears loses the British personality, she has absolutely no idea what she did during the time she assumed that personality.

Sources say Brit has a number of other identities, where she becomes "the weepy girl, the diva, the incoherent girl," and on and on.

Sources say Britney had become the British girl the day she didn't show for her deposition and has no recollection of it.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

If you havn't seen this....

I think Gawker is the only one left standing showing the crazy Tom Cruise $cientology video, you can catch it here....it is scary, it is funny....C of $ seems to have all the answers, ppl! Don't look anywhere else, they know everything! Sound familiar? Ring of anything else cultish where only one group has all the answers? I'll let you mull that over.

http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress

cuz I wish the world was a different place too, and that I could go on vacation....you just have to see this. CRAZY!!!! Spread the word, ppl need to know about the crazy!!!

Here's the deal....you can't see it thru Internet Explorer with this link...but you can still watch it thru Firefox.

You can also view thru Firefox here:

www.welcometoholleywood.blogspot.com

watch while you can! who knows how long til it all gets pulled down! I'm going to do my best to download a copy!

Peace Offering....

Sorry for the lack of posts....since I've been pooping for the past 2 days...but as a special treat, here's Beck with Where it's at......before we knew about the crazy C of $ thing.....

Monday, January 14, 2008

OMG

Green tea......it makes you poop.


A LOT. That is all.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

oh, WTF

This girl just gives me headaches anymore....off of hollywood.tv:

BRITNEY SPEARS is reportedly planning to marry paparazzo boyfriend ADNAN GHALIB - in a desperate bid to win back custody of her children.The concerned family of the already twice-wed singer have approached lawyers about the "very likely" possibility of a wedding - because the 26-year-old's recent erratic behaviour, including a sudden trip to Mexico on Wednesday (08Jan08), has raised fears over whether the star will elope.

A source says, "Lawyers are now on red alert in case she does get married. Britney is very unpredictable at the moment. But the feeling is that a wedding is very likely. "Her family have discussed with lawyers what could be done if she does suddenly fly away and tie the know. They are preparing to argue that she is not in a sound state of mind - that she is strung out on so many prescription drugs that she does not know what she is doing. "The trip to Mexico had everybody running scared that she had disappeared to get hitched. For a few hours nobody knew where she was. She had disappeared. And that never ever happens."

Spears further fuelled reports of marriage to the British snapper on Friday (11Jan08) when she browsed cars at a Mercedes-Benz dealership with Ghalib wearing a lacy white wedding gown - the same dress she wore to her reception when she wed her second husband Kevin Federline in September 2004. Their divorce was finalised in July 2007. Spears had visitation rights to sons Sean Preston, two, and Jayden James, one, withdrawn after sparking a three-hour stand off with emergency services when she refused to hand them over to Federline following a supervised visit last week (03Jan08). She must attend a court hearing in Los Angeles on Monday (14Jan08) in order to determine whether she is eligible to win back custody of her kids.

They all do share body fluids, don't they?

It wasn't that long ago that Paris n Adrian were running around together, now he's doin Blohan!! That just grosses me out....From Janet Charlton:

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Lindsay Lohan has met her match- when it comes to cheating lovers. She has added Entourage star Adrian Grenier to her long list of beaus, both Italian and otherwise, but little does she know HE'S been cheating with an acquaintance of hers - Kim Kardashian! Kim spent time in Cabo with Adrian in early December and they've been in touch and seeing each other on the sly ever since. Maybe that's why Kim was quick to deny that she and footballer Reggie Bush are engaged.