Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

aww yeah!



Ann Curry has a broken heart

Matt Lauer's wife has a touch of crazy

Johnny Depp is dating Amber Heard?  upgrade?

Anna Paquin is having twins.  Spin is depressed.

Later Syclers!!

Spin Sycle Weekend post!!

Do you have any chocolate, Syclers??  I NEED CHOCOLATE!!

This is truly the best, most fabulous lawsuit ever filed

So JLo's boytoy is really teh ghey and is only in it for the $$?  color me shocked

So Lady Gaga has become fat

Shakira may be pregnant

how about some blind items for your weekend?

[NationalEnquirer] This newly married Hollywood couple never settled their religious differences before walking down the aisle – and now it’s become a HUGE issue! The laid-back newlyweds didn’t give it too much thought, but his family is insisting that their future grandchildren must be raised Jewish! Who are they?

[The Morton Report] Liz Jones, a British journalist who writes for theDaily Mail and has a weekly diary in Sunday’s Youmagazine, has given the biggest hint yet about the identity of a rock star who is cheating on his glamorous wife.

Liz, who is herself dating a mysterious, single rock star, informed readers of her diary that a female friend who is ‘well connected when it comes to famous people’, told her that ‘she has it on good authority that a famous rock star, with an uber-famous wife, is having an affair with his backing singer’.

Shocked, Liz mused: “No! Why would he do that, when he is married tosomeone so rich, so famous, so beautiful, and the mother of his children?” The friend replied: “That’s what men do. They are incapable of saying no. They are threatened when a wife is too perfect, too famous, too powerful, on the cover of Vogue just once too often. They want you to be in awe of them.”

Wow, wow, wow! Almost too much information.

There are several stars reputedly entertaining women who are not their wives.

Just about everyone in showbiz knows who the errant men are, but the papers avoid naming them for fear of lawsuits. Only the vaguest hints are usually made, but Liz’s comments must have raised a few eyebrows. The clues are there – ‘uber-famous wife’ being the biggest.

This story has been rumbling along for some time, with slight variations. Like the other cheated wives, this one plays the Edwardian wife- i.e. one who ignores the situation and keeps up a public profile of unity. This particular Mr. Rock Star knows which side his bread is buttered. Mega-millions must play a big part in his reckoning. And Mrs. Rock Star doesn’t want to lose face. She had a previous life and doesn’t want the press poking around again in her past. So, expect a carefully staged, heart-warming, ‘so in love’ interview any time soon. Unless the ‘backing singer’ runs to the tabloids first.

UPDATE: There are two celebrity couples apparently with equal claims to be the Mr. and Mrs. Rock Star in that report. One possible Mrs. Rock Star has recently taken pains to show that she is really devoted to her husband ‘s family. Of course she is.

*Spin's guess - Goopie and Chris Martin*

[NationalEnquirer] Everyone likes to say these two pop divas are at odds, but the truth is that the younger star has been helping the older singer mend a broken heart! The two are secretly working on a song together, but they really bonded when the elder pop star confided thather young boy toy was sleeping with a dancer AND a makeup artist on her current tour! Who are they?

Younger Diva:

Older Diva:

Here's a great summer song:

Spin Sycle for Monday, June 18 2012

Hey Syclers!  What's shakin'?

Charlie Sheen to retire after anger Management?

How Awesome is it that Wu Tang Clan and Neil DeGrasse Tyson are making an album together?  Ol' Dirty DeGrasse FTW!!  I MUST OWN IT!!!

Kim Kardashian has her pants on fire, dirty, dirty liar

Sir Paul McCartney has made it well past 64.....is 70

Rock of Ages was Tom Cruise's worst opening weekend EVAH!!

More proof that Kim Kardashian is an ass, after giving up so much ass

OctoMom MUST strip or else!!

Spin Sycle for Thursday, June 14 2012

Hey Syclers!! Miss me?

Miley is supposed to be engaged, right?

Look, Madonna, everyone in the world has already seen your nipples and your labia, so you can stop it now.  Also, I'm tired of your Catholic religion schtick

Coutrney Cox don't need no stinkin lawyer

Hugh Laurie in the new Robocop.....good idea?

Are they saying that Duchess Kate is pregnant?

Khloe K has begun fertility treatments.....insert your joke here

Blind items!
[BuzzFoto] This beautiful R&B singer peaked in the early 2000′s but now her spotlight is dimming… Dimming so much that she is said to be working with a well-respected and discrete Hollywood Madame. For a few appointments a year, she’s paying the mortgage for herself and several family members. There are apparently a lot of rich business men that will pay big bucks to spend the night with a former famous performer. 


[NationalEnquirer] What straight, divorced father and former TV sitcom star – he’s since crashed and burned and is now trying for a comeback – had a memorable s*x party with multiple male esc*rts? The actor is known for his wild partying and ho*ker escapades, but he seems to have gotten bored with the ladies and is now into guys.

Spin Sycle for Thursday, June 7 2012

Hey Syclers!  It's finally rained a bit where I am!  What's up?

Miley Cyrus got engaged.  Commence shotgun wedding jokes now.

Is it time for Coco to start covering it up?

Sheryl Crow has a brain tumor.  I'm not kidding.

Yes, Drew Barrymore is pregnant.

The-Dream says it was all his fault.

OUCH! Lesbian divorce is painful

Perfect Summer song is Perfect:

Spin Sycle for Friday June 1 2012

What's up Syclers!!

Pari$ Hilton got dumped by AfroJack

Of course Jessica Simpson is now going to pimp weight watchers

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathe* HAHAHAHAHAHA

Katie Holmes really enjoys pissing of Tom, doesn't she?

Britney has ADHD

Madonna's MDNA tour begins in Tel Aviv

Enjoy MGMT - Electric Feel

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, May 30 2012

Hey Syclers!!!

Witchblade is coming back!!

I forgot that Tori Spelling was still pregnant

Have you watched the Hatfields and McCoys?  It's not too bad

Lindsay Lohan looks like crap for all the $$ she spent tanning

Jessica Biel thinks nothing will change after the ceremony. ok then

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, May 23 2012

Whar Gossip, WAHR???  What is up, Syclers?  Not much going on , is there?

I saw the Avengers finally, and yes, you must go see it!  Perfect summer movie!  I am in love with Hawkeye.  Goopy Gwyneth was totally unnecessary, in my opinion.

See the cast of Game of Thrones in and out of character

Dog the Bounty Hunter finally cancelled  

Yes, Miley, we all know that sex is wonderful.  Welcome to the grownups club

Tom Hardy, if you are here, give us a sign!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Having fun?

STFU and GTFO Sean Penn

Katie who?  Wasn't Tom supposed to make her a huge megastar?
[BlindGossip] This actress – who worked much more several years ago than she does now – has found the perfect way to annoy her controlling husband. He always insisted that she not step foot out of the house unless she was looking her best (full hair, makeup, clothes) because she was a “reflection of his image”.


But now that they have quietly separated, she consistently walks out of the house in casual clothes and messy hair and no makeup (even when her destination isn’t the gym). Of course, the paparazzi are there, just waiting to snap her photo. Her publicist called and said “Do you realize how much you’re p*ssing him off when you do that?” She replied, “Absolutely!” and giggled. Sounds like it’s just her little way of reclaiming her life.

Sin City 2 comes out in October, 2013

I swear the Cof$ is behind all the Travolta crap.  Just come out, John, nobody is going to berate you for it.

Enjoy:

Special Edition Spin Sycle Donna Summer Edition

Donna Summer died today at age 63.  Here's a tribute to her with a few of my favs:

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, May 15 2012

Hey Syclers!  I am exhausted.  How are you?

Is Lisa Marie Presley leaving $cientology?  It would be huge if she did!
BlindGossip – This singer with a famous name has finally left the Church of $cientology. She is so disenchanted with the organization that she posted a series of YouTube videos under an assumed name detailing her grievances with the cult. The Church’s Office of Special Affairs (OSA), which polices the internet for “Suppressives”, managed to shut down her YouTube channel twice, but it has recently been successively reposted.

SOLVED!

It’s Lisa Marie Presley! Source:BlindGossip

Of course when someone leaves the Church of $cientology, there is no press release. So when Lisa Marie decided she had had enough, she simply left.

In fact, she has been working her way out of the organization for the past three years. It was an arduous process, and she suffered a lot during it, including relapses with substance abuse, and many fights with her mother (Priscilla Presley, who is still a member of CO$).

The reason that the discussion of these events may become public this week is because she is releasing a new album, and the lyrics of more than one song describe that difficult process. We do not know if interviewers will latch on to the significance of the lyrics, but if they do, it will certainly be interesting to see how they handle the subject!

Is John Travolta trying to get out?  Maybe that's the reason for the latest sex accusations

Queen to perform with hologram of Freddie Mercury.  I'm gonna go ahead and guess that Micheal Jackson will be the next to be resurrected.

Of course, since Jessica Simpson had her baby, she is now launching a maternity line

Betsey Johnson goes under

Jennifer Lover Hewitt wants you to know that she vajazzles

Song for the Summer?  DJ Fresh with The Power:

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, May 9 2012

How's it going, Syclers?  Halfway throught the week!  Think you can make it?

Anna Wintour has spoken and may she be blessed

John Travolta not gay.....not that there's anything wrong with that

Brad Pitt to be known for a different body odor now

Yes, there shall be a Kick Ass 2

Isabella Cruise sounds sad, actually

I didn't have anything else so here's a skateboarding Budgie:


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The avengers opening weekend

I guess Chris Pine is going to play Captain America for Avengers 2??

A Spin Sycle tribute

For Adam Yauch, cancer is a horrible thing to go through and 47 is just too young to die.  Stay crazy, MCS

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, May 2 2012

What's shakin, Syclers??  Let's see what's up

Too late?  OctoMom changes her mind, will do porn

Jessica Simpson Gave birth to Maxwell Drew (really?).  This is your last gasp of celebrity, Jessica, kiss it goodbye.

Khloe and Lamar may give up their show.  Best decision they could ever make, IMO

Hillary Clinton says no to Jason Segel.  Hill-arious

Is Drew Barrymore getting kicked during her photo shoot?

Check out Let's Go from Calvin Harris (feat. Ne-Yo)

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, May 1 2012

Hey Syclers!  What's going on?  Here's what is the future of the music industry: vocaloids.  Human performers will no longer be necessary as artificial singers can be created to appeal to many audiences.  Music producers will make more money since no real money will need to be invested in a person.





Also, the future of music shall involve dead performers.  The amount of money making potential is endless!  All up to who owns the rights



Let's face it:  Music that we have grown up with, that we have known, is dead.

Spin Sycle for Monday, April 30 2012

Hey Syclers, I'm back!  Have you ever felt so fed up with a job, relationship, etc. that you were willing to walk away just to keep you sanity and health together?

Let's start with a blind item:

[BlindGossip] They have been a couple for several years and are parents together, so it was just a matter of time before they took that extra step and got married. They announced their engagement earlier this year and have been hinting that the wedding will be later this year. No. The wedding is actually next weekend. It won’t be one of those huge 500-person affairs. Just family and close friends, including some of his friends who just happen to be big celebrities. His ex-wife is definitely not invited. The location is the same country where he proposed to her. And yes, their child/ren will be in the wedding party. Congratulations!

UPDATE!

They are changing the date! The wedding is being moved to early summer (June/July). We’ll let you know as it gets closer.

Here's the supposed date

Here's Nicki Minaj with Starships:

Can you believe it's been a year since William and Kate married?

Robin Gibb to leave hospital soon?  I have nothing but the best hopes for him.  A speedy recovery to you

So how much longer do you think Nick and Mariah will be married?

Johnny Depp celebrates his son's 10th birthday without Vanessa

Until later!

Spin Sycle Special Edition

I haven't disappeared, Syclers!  I have some SRS BZNS to take care of, this is only temporary.  Enjoy the Doors in the meantime

Spin Sycle Weekend Edtion

Hey Syclers!  Hope you're having a great time!

Brad & Angie are engaged!  Think it'll be a long time til the wedding?

Solved blind item:
[BlindGossip] After years of speculation about whether or not they will get married, this acting couple is finally going to become Mr. and Mrs.! He had a beautiful ring made for her, and has already proposed. The wedding will take place this year, will not be a huge affair, and will not take place in the United States. Just about the only ones who may not be happy about all this are those who kept holding out hope that he would eventually get back together with his ex. It’s not going to happen. They are friends. That’s it. Really.

SOLVED!

It’s Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt! Source: BlindGossip and Everywhere

Jada Smith wants us all to know that everything is fine

Chris Evans.  That is all.  I think I just went stupid.





He's not wrong.  Hell, the drinking age used to be 18.  It was changed in the early '80's

Here's the Ramones

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, April 10 2012

Hey Syclers!  I've been distracted, can yo utell?

MDNA sets records

Game of Thrones has been approved for a third season!

Tony Romo is a new father

Ricki Lake eloped.  I still miss her show

I predict two seasons AT MOST.  the daughter can't be as entertaining as Whitney.

Enjoy RuPaul's latest Glamazon

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