Tara's new gig

I think A Socialite's Life said it all (Frankentits. yeah, that works.) :

According to the New York Daily News:


The star of E!'s failed "Taradise" was "jumping up and down and screaming" Saturday night at the Delano Hotel in Miami when she got a call on her mobile phone that she'd been cast in "Senior Skip Day" and that the "Raging Bull" and "Meet the Fockers" great was to be her co-star. "It's all she talked about all week," says our spy." Reid's agent, Rich Hueners, told our Deborah Newman, Tara "was offered that movie, yes. Whether it's opposite Robert De Niro, I can't say." Stan Rosenfield, De Niro's spokesman, issued a quick denial: "He's not involved. It's not true."

Apparently, Reid's the last one to know. I don't think she'd be making that up, because she told so many people out there!" laughed our spy. "Her assistant even made a toast for her at the Blue Door, congratulating her on getting the movie."

Oh Tara.

It's hard to know what the right thing to say is. I'm not good at consoling. I guess you could look on the bright side and say that at least in the throes of your celebratory jumping up and down you didn't injure yourself with your Frankenstein-like implants?

Glass half full?