Thursday, August 26, 2010

Spin Sycle for August 26 2010

Just a personal note: were my mother still alive, my parents would have been married 60 years today!

But...isn't not saying you're pregnant mean that you're pregnant?  Mariah must be waiting for the three month mark

$1 million to get Lindsay Lohan on the radio?

Britney and little sister Jamie Lynn to have a double wedding?  Break out the moonshine!

Is Uma Thurman pregnant?

Fantasia is a whiny-ass whore who's dreary "suicide attempt" was just a desperate loud cry for attention.

OctoMom lost her house

Is Halle Berry pregnant again?

Lady Gaga has a male alter ego.  Must be seen to be believed.



Tuesday, August 24, 2010

The Spin Sycle for August 24 2010

Seems Hitler really was the ultimate self hating Jew after all

See kids, you are not immune to strokes.  They can happen at any age, it's not just for the Olds!

Lindsay Lohan to get out of rehab early

Jon Gosselin writing a book.  expect 'duh" to be a frequent word

Elizabeth Hurley doesn't believe in breakfast

Monday, August 23, 2010

Spin Sycle for August 23, 2010

Martin Short's wife died.  No snark, I feel horribly for him and his family.

Tiger and Elin are officially over.

Kanye West to give his songs away

Joe And Katherine Jackson to officially divorce

Lindsay Lohan is pissed and wants an apology.  Sounds like someone needs a hug!

Hulu.com to become part of the Yahoo! family?

Saturday, August 21, 2010

O Rly?

If you're not materialistic, Madonna, then right now, send me $1 million.  right now.  You're not materialistic and it would just be walking around money/chump change to you.  Prove to me personally that you are not a materialist, I'll be waiting.  from digitalspy:

Madonna has reportedly revealed that she is not a materialistic person.

The singer admitted that people often assume that she is because of her 1985 hit 'Material Girl'.

When asked if she was "materialistic" by the Daily Star, she said: "Everyone relates that title to me because of the song I did 300 years ago. It's a title I got stuck with.

"When I first did the song it was meant in an ironic way, as I don’t think of myself as a materialist person (sic). I hate that name but I do love clothes and fashion and I love beautiful things.

"As the years went by, strangers would see me in the street and would shout, 'Yo, it's the Material Girl' and I was like, 'Ahh, I'm not, I hate that name'. However, I realised I needed to get a sense of humour and embrace it."

It was recently reported that Madonna has been offered a $1bn Vegas residency.

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Enjoy the Awesome


Lady Gaga loves Kiss! How incredibly cool is that?

Friday, August 20, 2010

For your weekend

The perfect summer song!  Too bad it didn't come out in early summer.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Francis B. Cobain is now 18!!!

Wow.  I feel old.  It wasn't that long ago when she was this:



She's grown up with some shit and somehow survived. Here's my birthday blessing for you Francis:  May you grow stronger every day, wiser with every step and have great fun now that you are free.  Enjoy your freedom!  Share you creativity with others and make the most of life.  Happy 18th!

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

It's the Spin Sycle for August 17, 2010

Don't text and drive, dearies, it can kill you.

Jessica Simpson wishes she had a big ass.  Not big, smart brains, but a big ass.

No Doubt to finally put out a new album, Gwen is pissed at Gavin and wrote songs all about it

Just sad, Zsa Zsa is to leave us and this world soon.

Laurence Fishburne wants nothing more to do with his pornstar daughter

Khloe Kardashian uses the Vatican Roulette method of birth control.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

It's the Spin Sycle for August 15, 2010

Doogie Houser is having twins

Madonna turns 52.  WOW.

Juggalos rocked Tila Tequila, deserve award for doing so

Kelsey Grammer's new girlfriend is pregnant.  That was fast, what would Sideshow Bob think?

Don't feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan, bitch is going to cash in once she's out of rehab.  If this crap happened to you or me, we'd be thrown in jail for life.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Spin Sycle for 08/11/2010

Fantastic Burrito tried to commit suicide, did a shitty job of it

American Idol is smart enough to not give in to Jennifer Lopez's insane demands

Alanis is pregnant

Britney shall be on Glee

Jennifer Aniston is bad for you, bad for America?

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Monday, August 2, 2010

Spin Sycle for August 2nd, 2010

Lindsay leaves jail, goes to rehab against her wishes....meaning Dina didn't get her photo op.

"Mad Men" women don't work for their figures which is funny because even in the 1960's, women did some crazy diet and exercise stunts, just like today.

Lady Gaga is odd, knows it and relishes it.  Good for her.

Lethal Weapon 5?  Really?  

How long until Angelina begins to look elderly?




Friday, July 30, 2010

Spin Sycle for July 30 2010

I'm back bitches!
Bristol Palin & Levi Johnston just can't get it together, now only talking by text

Breaking news!  Lady Gaga cooks!!

Speidi is getting divorced for reals

Anne Rice gave up on being a christian.  Will she start her parties again?  See, this is what happens when you have a bad scare in your life....some ppl get religious then get over it when life settles down again.  Good for her.

Ellen Degeneres quit American Idol, finally.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Blind Item!

From Page Six and it should be soooo obvious:

Which reality-show diva just returned from what she said was a trip to France looking fresher than ever, leading to whispers she had a face-lift?...

Monday, July 19, 2010

Lindsay Lohan's jail time

Will she go crazy? She'll have to make some major adjustments! Besides not being able to smoke, according to TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan's gonna have a hard time staying clean behind bars -- TMZ has learned she will only be allowed to shower every other day once she checks into Lynwood Correctional Facility tomorrow.

Law enforcement sources tell us the jail is all prepared for Lindsay's arrival -- where she'll be staying in her own cell ... in a special module where solitary inmates are held.

We're told Lindsay will not be allowed to interact with other inmates while she's inside her cell -- which could be as much as 20 hours per day. She will be allowed to exercise three times per week.

As far as her diet, we're told Lindsay will get two cold meals and one hot meal every day. Today, inmates had chicken stir fry for lunch ... so it's not too bad.

We're told there's no guarantee that Lindsay will be allowed to take all of the medication she's been prescribed -- and jail officials will determine what she can take after she arrives.

Lady Gaga holding back new album

from digitalspy:

Lady GaGa has apparently explained why she is holding back her next album.

The Fame Monster singer, who has promised that her next release will be "iconic", previously said that she had written the LP's lead single in Liverpool.

She has now revealed that the record will be delayed until next year because she wants to spend more time doing interviews and appearances. She also wants to complete the 'Monster Ball' tour and have a rest, according to GaGa Daily.

Ben Affleck cheating?

from MelvinKnows and is anyone really surprised? I've always thought that Jennifer got pregs on purpose to trap Ben:

This really breaks our hearts to write because we are big fans of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner.

BUT, we have it from five credible sources who claim that Ben started having an affair last year.

We also have an eyewitness on the record who has seen Ben and the girl in question (whose name we won’t reveal yet) disappear into his trailer frequently, and on one occasion she was in there for two hours and came out looking disheveled with her make up smudged and her hair all over the place.

The sources also tell us that Ben and his secret lover are still in contact via phone and text on a daily basis and in their own words: “It wasn’t just a one time instance of them sleeping together- it was an affair.”

If the sourcing on this story wasn’t so strong, we would have let it go, but unfortunately, the sources are impeccable.

Also, Jen has been suspicious for months and months now about this, and her instincts were right.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Mel Gibson Leaving the States?

Bye! don't let the door hit you on the ass!

Mel Gibson is poised to quit the US after selling his mansion near New York.

The disgraced Lethal Weapon star, who faces allegations of violence from his Russian former girlfriend, sold the mock Tudor property, known as Old Mill Farm, for £16 million – £10 million less than the asking price.

Gibson has also put his Malibu home, Lavender Hill Farm, on the market for £10 million, according to a property newsletter.

He has told friends that he will move back to Australia - where he grew up after moving from America when he was 12 - with his ex-wife Robyn, who still supports him.

A source close to the family said: ‘Oksana’s allegations have united Mel and Robyn and this move is her idea.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1295658/Mel-Gibson-leaves-States-selling-mansion-cut-price.html#ixzz0u3KaYn5U