Spin Sycle for Thursday August 18 2011

Miss me Syclers??  Still an independent blog!

Whatever, Kelly Preston, are you sure it wasn't the electroshock therapy?

Well, Pedobear would approve anyway.

Chris Evans does a serious role

Will Smith wants you to remember who the hell he was

Beyonce declares that she's ready to make babies....just be prepared if it doesn't happen right away when you think it should, Bey.

Marc Anthony says $cientology split up his marriage

Here's Lady Gaga's Newest, You & I:

Blind Item Monday!

See if you can figure these out, Syclers!  Put your guess in the comments

[CDAN] Which A list celebrity couple are having a “trial separation” while he is on tour?


[BlindGossip] With so many mixed marriages in Hollywood, you might think that people of different religions marrying would not be such a big deal. Well, it is to this future bride. Her faith is so important to her that her fiancé is secretly converting to her religion.  The demands of the conversion are quite rigorous. In addition to disciplined studies and participation in various ceremonies, he has also scheduled a very specific physical transformation to comply with the traditions of his new religion. While his training has certainly conditioned his body to handle any physical challenge, this is one procedure for which he can’t train. The two will be married after his conversion is complete, which should be before the end of the year.

Tidbit: This black soap opera actor loves exposing himself to female adult stars when he's under the influence of cocaine; which is often. 

Due to his abnormal size, they often tell him 'you need to be in the adult industry!'

This party boy is also try-sexual and will try anything once.

Allegedly, soap opera bosses are not happy with his offscreen behavior. (Panache Report).

Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

Hey Syclers!  I'm melting here!

Lisa Bonet, it seems, is smashing Jason Momoa and I'm behind in the news


Is Ashely Olson Pregnant?  You know, since everyone else is these days




And a blind item for you:

There’s something about this top Hollywood star who secretly split from his D-list actress wife – and she’s about to file for divorce! They still pretend to be a happy couple and even appear in public with their children, but the truth is he has a weak spot for prostitutes!
National Enquirer


Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor?

Spin Sycle for Thursday August 11 2011

Hey Syclers!  Keeping track of those London riots?  I see you, London!

George Lopez had a late night show?

KISS man Paul Stanley welcomed new daughter Emily Grace!

Justin Timberlake getting his ass back into music?

Does Hawaii have one hell of a fertility clinic?  Let's Ask Jennifer Aniston

Geez, what's with all the baby talk already??  Is Princess Kate pregnant?

Learn how to cuddle the John Stamos way!!

Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

How you doing, Syclers?

YAWN  Jessica Simpson might be pregnant.

Lamar Odom:  Go see your grandmother

Desperate Housewives to end....finally



Britney Spears is not going to age well.

Dear Kelly Osbourne:  it's time to STFU and sit down.

Did Queen Latifah finally come out?

Michael C. Hall loves his furbabies

ZOMG Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez split up?  Well, it was gonna happen

Spin Sycle for Thursday August 4 2011

Things have been a little crazy the past couple of days, Syclers!  Hope you're having fun!

[CDAN] This married nightly talk show host is perceived to be a goody goody. Truth is that within the past few weeks he had a female guest on his show simply because he was trying to have sex with her. It worked.  *Conan?*


and because nothing is really happening today, here's a pic of Hugh Hefner planking:

Blind Item Monday!

from Panache Report:

This (smooth) musical icon has a disturbing secret!  He once had a long-term affair with an underage girl.  She was only 15 when they started their illicit union.  Sadly, her family looked the other way as he lavished them with cash and expensive gifts.

He moved the girl into a love nest.  He became so brazen, the girl accompanied him to music industry events, again, people looked the other way because he's considered a legend.

Over the years, this girl had several abortions by him.  The affair ended when she turned 29.  He cut off hercredit cards and money supply.

She became angry and threatened to write a tell all, accusing him (among other things) of stealing her childhood.  She also planned to refer to him as a pedophile throughout the book.

When word got back to the icon, the girl began receiving death threats.

[BuzzFoto] This A List actress is tired of the pressure put on her from the public, as well as friends and family to have children. She’s actually been trying to conceive for years, dabbled with expensive fertility treatments and even considered adoption. She’s wanted to be a mother for a long time but resents the discourse among the press about the status of her womb, who are unaware of her secret struggle.  *I'm guessing Aniston on this one and I completely sympathize.  Maybe we could be cycle buddies, Jen?*

Spin Sycle Saturday

Do Me Now.



Jason Momoa at Comic Con.  6'4" and 230 lbs of hot Hawaiian sexxxiness.  My Dealer, who is 6'3"  asks, "why so skinny, Bro?"  True story.

Hey Syclers!

This song has been in my head so I thought I'd share Wordy Rappinghood.  btw, that noise you hear at the beginning, if you're too young to know, is a typewriter.

The Spin Sycle for Wednesday, July 27 2011

What's up, Syclers?  Here's what's going on!

Jess James and Kat Von D are no longer together.  Surprised?  Maybe it turned into a battle of the egos and she wasn't willing to just do whatever he wanted

A new Amy Winehouse album to be released from her demos?  Good idea or not?  Her family and friends said goodbye  at her funeral, she was then cremated to join her grandmother

Nothing good can come out of two has-beens (Lindsay and Pari$) hanging out together again, desperate for attention

James Franco to go back to General Hospital

Gene Simmons finally proposes to Shannon Tweed

Ghost rider 2 is going to happen, Nick Cage to play two roles in in

Sad Saturday Spin Sycle

The BBC is reporting that singer Amy Winehouse has been found dead.  Spin's guess would be overdose.  Is this surprising? No.  Sad? Very. Chalk up another member of the 27 Club.

Amy Winehouse found dead, aged 27

Singer Amy Winehouse, 27, has been found dead at her home, the Press Association has reported.

Last month, the north Londoner pulled out of her European tour after she was jeered at her comeback gig in Serbia for appearing too drunk to perform.

For 90 minutes, she mumbled through parts of songs and at times left the stage - leaving her band to fill in.

The troubled singer had a long battle with drink and drugs which overshadowed her musical career in recent years.

A Metropolitan Police spokesman confirmed that a 27-year-old woman had died in Camden and that the cause of death was as yet unexplained.

London Ambulance Service had been called to the flat at 1554 BST and sent two ambulances but the woman died, it said.

Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

Hey Hey Syclers, guess what's back!!!  Here's a preview of the new Beavis and Butthead, a reason to actually watch MTV again!

Get More: Beavis and Butt-Head, MTV Shows

Spin Sycle for Thursday July 21 2011

Hey Syclers!!  Be sure to follow me on Twitter!  @Spin_Sycle  accept no substitutes!!

Gird yer loins!  James Franco split up with his girlfriend!  I didn't even know he had a girlfriend!!

U Mad, Pari$?

Weston Cage, Nick Cage's son, arrested for domestic violence again

Here's some Edith Piaf for your enjoyment, an example of perfect pitch and true vocal talent....her voice required no AutoTune.  Bow to her greatness!  En Francais, La Foule:

Your Weekend Spin Sycle!!

OMG Syclers!!  Here's what's going on!!

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony to divorce!  She's going back on the market, run for your life!!

Image via WikipediaMila Kunis, being the cool chick that she is, is in fact going to the Marine Corps ball. 

Is Pari$ Hilton pregnant? or is it a food baby?  she sure leaves it up for serious speculation.

Britney Spears sinks to a new low with Pauly D joining her tour

Here's a compilation of the "Brad and Angie are getting married" rumors

Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

Here's all of Harry Potter in 60 seconds by Kittens!!

Spin Sycle for Thursday July 14 2011

Image via Wikipedia

What ya doin, Syclers?  What's going on!


Hide yo kids, hide yo husband, Tila Tequila is going to New York!

First Mila Kunis, now Justin Timberlake has been invited to the Marine Corps ball





I am convinced that Giulianna Rancic has celiac disease.

Is Zac Efron like a cow?

It seems Brad and Angie might get married after all!  Please let it steal all the thunder from Kim K, please!  If there is a god, I don't ask for much....but let this happen!!!

CDAN blind item!  or is it not so blind?
This supposedly happily married pro athlete did not seem to be that way at an event the other night. The athlete, who is currently married to a reality star I wish would go away, was all over another woman at the event. In support of him, I would say the reality star has done a good job of trying to chase him away and seems to only be with him to keep the show alive.  *spin's guess - Lamar & Khloe*

Happy Birthday Fucker

I'm a year older today, Syclers, which I do not enjoy or relish.  However, I'm going to share with you one of my favorite songs today.  Enjoy Led Zeppelin's Ramble On:

Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

For your weekend, Syclers, a little reproductive biology!  Actually, this Nova episode is fascinating, it's about how conception, implantation and birth happen, ~the mechanics of pregnancy~  with medical video.  Voiced by John Lithgow, you know, the guy who played Trinity Killer on Dexter.

Warnings:  it is an hour long, there is nudity and the birth shown could be considered a bit graphic.

Prepare to be informed and wowed!

Watch the full episode. See more NOVA.

The Spin Sycle for Friday July 8 2011

Hey Syclers!  A lot has happened, let's get you caught up!!

Let's this be a lesson:  Marrying someone after only knowing then for a few scant months never ends well, it always goes badly.  Even for celebrity's kids, even for Nicolas Cage's kids.



Finally!  Rejoice!  the Arrested Development movie is happening!!

News of the World to fold under pressure of hacking controversy.....but fear not, they shall reopen in a week or two under a different name (rumor is)

Here's Jennifer Lopez's latest single "Papi"


TBH, it sounds like generic club music.  Nothing special.

Spin Sycle for Wednesday July 5 2011

Here's some blind item reveals from CDAN from July fourth that you may have missed:

This A list couple, although, if taken individually he is probably a B+ actor who sucks at acting and she is rarely in anything anymore because I think most of her days are filled with followup doctor's appointments. Anyway, this couple is finished. Over. If they don't announce their divorce prior to July 4th, I will go ahead and do it for you on that day. You know, because I care.

Demi & Ashton


This married A list singer/rapper extraordinaire may want to be very careful right now. There is a French model he has been with for the past ten years and as they approach that first decade mark, she wants much much more out of their partnership. If our singer says no, the fireworks will be loud and spectacular.

Jay-Z


This is one of the hottest tickets in town. This mom, who is married, or I think she is married, close enough anyway to this former A list movie actor who is still a solid B with A+ name recognition started a club. It is for celebrity mothers. Each month, a play date/party is held where the moms bring their kids called PPP. Pot, porn and petting. Yep, the kind of petting you think. Apparently all of the moms are in hetero relationships but like the monthly bonding. One former B list movie actress from one hit movie who keeps failing at television is rumored to have got pregnant solely because she wanted to come to these parties. Who watches the kids?

Laura Louie/Woody Harrelson


Speaking of A list celebrity couples. Well, not really, because only the woman is. The guy is a hanger on. Anyway, earlier this week they visited her lawyer to talk about a pre-nup. Apparently the yelling got so loud, there was a crowd around the conference room where the meeting was being held. This went on for an hour. Now I wonder whether the wedding will even take place.

Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson


Which celebrity has basically signed his life away because he is in love. The thing is he has agreed to have himself portrayed however the Executive Producer wants him portrayed in a reality show. Whatever it takes for ratings. Oh, and if the ratings do not improve, then he will be saying goodbye very soon. One more thing. He is getting paid scale. The minimum. Hardly anything. Tip money at the places she makes him go.

Kris Humphries


This actress had one of the longest careers ever. She starred in what is considered by some to be the best movie ever made. She was also an Academy Award winner/nominee. The thing about our actress is she never got married. She also never really had that many relationships. Maybe one or two that might have happened when the whispers got louder. Oh yes there were whispers about something. Why would I write about something if there were no whispers. It seems that our actress did have a lover. A lifetime lover actually. Not so strange or whisper inducing right? Well, it is if your lover is also your sister.

Dorothy & Lillian Gish