Spin Sycle for November 30 2010

You forgive me for having a cold, don't you Syclers? I'm all nose. Here's what's up:

Kardashian card cancelled. It was a rip off. Surprised?

Tony Parker lost his lawyer

An Aquaman movie?  Really?  REALLY?

Blast from the Past!

Hope you're doing well Syclers!  Enjoy some lulz:

Happy Thanksgiving Syclers!

I have you to be thankful for, this website is all for you!  Let's get to what's happening, starting with a couple of blind items:

"These celebrity BFF's have a problem but only one of them knows it. Only one thinks they're good friends, but the other is trying to extricate herself from the relationship but is really too nice to do it to her face. It's bound to get out soon because we're hearing about it." [BuzzFoto]


*Spin's guess - Rihanna is trying to get away from Katy Perry*


"Oh baby, baby, baby! Well, to be more precise, no baby and two baby boys. This multi-hyphenate is not pregnant, which isn't surprising given that she hasn't had sex with a man in months (including her husband). This reality star isn't wigging out over her first boy. She is actually thrilled. She'll never have to worry about money again! And finally, it's a healthy baby boy who will magically be birthed within the next 48 hours, just in time for the gullible to marvel at the poetic irony of a Thanksgiving arrival." [Blind Gossip]


*Spin's guesses since this is a three parter - a) general concensus is Xtina but what if it's Katie Holmes?  b) Kim Z.  C) Benjamin Travolta


University of Phoenix is a rip off, if you didn't already know that

John Travolta and Kelly Preston welcomed their new son

The Mighty Virus Miley Cyrus turned 18 and no1 curr

Angelina Jolie misses the entire point of Thanksgiving.  She should try watching the History channel.

Teen Mom Amber lost custody of her daughter

Your Weekend Edition of the Spin Sycle

What's up Syclers! Here's what's happening:

Did Lindsay Lohan quit or was she fired? Who do you believe?

Daniel Day-Lewis to play Abe Lincoln

Is Jessica Simpson insecure about her engagement ring?  Maybe she feels it isn't good enough?  Or maybe she recognized it from her own jewelry line?

Remember the pastor who earlier this week told his congregation to quit facebook?  Yeah, it's always something in their closets

Pope Palpatine says condoms are ok for male prostitutes....so the Church actually officially recognises that homosexuality exists then?  so many questions.

It's the Holidays, Syclers!!

Spin Sycle for November 18 2010

What's up Syclers!

Teen Mom Amber charged with domestic violence....what's next? Her parents must be so proud.

Sorry potheads!  The Netherlands doesn't want your tourism any longer.

Daft Punk does 3D shoot

TI is sick of prison.....but wasn't too sick of it to get busted with drugs, was he?

The Spin Sycle for November 17 2010

Ok Syclers!

So Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are really getting divorced.  Publicists are asses.  Honestly, who thought they would last, anyway?

Avril Lavigne is on the divorce bandwagon

Dina Lohan is still an attention whoring bitch

Spin Sycle for November 16 2010

Let's get to it Syclers!

Tony Parker, Eva Longoria splitting up?

A Prince proposes to a commoner

John Travolta and Kelly Preston get ready for the new son who will rip his way out of his mother

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Flashback!

Here's some Siouxsie and the Banshees:

Spin Sycle for November 11 2010

Happy Veterans' day, Syclers! If you are a vet, be sure to check out some of the freebies and discounts that are meant for you!

In case you didn't know, Pink is pregnant.....guess we'll see if she ends up beating her own kids after criticizing everyone else with theirs, huh?

Fantasia to be sued by her boyfriend's angry scorned wife

Demi Lovato coupled with coke and drinking sent her to rehab.  Go Figure.

Jennifer Aniston being blamed for David Arqeutte and Courtney Cox's split.

Kardashian Skanks screw Mastercard.....club owners not happy

Hulk Hogan getting married?

The Best Rap You Never Heard

Greydon Square....He's been around for a bit, you should really look him up and check him out.  Here's Molotov:



and Stolkholm Syndrome:

Spin Sycle: Your Weekend Edition

Here's what's up, Syclers!

Kendra walked on Hank? Why, didn't he make enough $....that's pretty dumb, girl!  He's the only person on this planet willing to put with with your stupidity!

Failed Xtian singer Katy Perry makes a big career mistake and  no 1 curr

Weezy already violated his parole?  Too bad that money couldn't be donated to people who really need it...you know, like in Haiti.

Jessica Simpson sad about Nick getting married again.....but at least this time, Nick won't have a nosy father in law.

From Michael Jackson's secret vault

Approved by his mother, Katherine.  I guess this is in retaliation for the tracks that Sony has.  Whatever.  Enjoy and tell me what you think in the comments below!

Blind Item!

This one (or two, depending on how you want to look at it) is pretty awesome, it's all about losing IT...you know, the virginity thing!

1. "How he lost it. What's "it"? What else? He gave it to a more experienced older woman, if you can call her that, also living the public life and with it all its attendant miseries. Which could explain why she chose to, um, initiate him the way she did. Because his first time was certainly not conventional, at least not when I was growing up, but then again, maybe that's what they do at summer camp now: losing your virginity through the backdoor...? Like he doesn't have enough to swagger about these days, he also gets to boast about the fact that he's already tried what so many boys to men and grown men want to try so badly. Now that's a story that he can tell forever, and probably will, in a few years, when everyone stops caring." [Lainey Gossip]

2. "This is a little different than what I normally do, but it is still good. So, yesterday many of you were speculating about the Lainey blind regarding a guy who lost his virginity through the back door of a an older woman. Last night I got an e-mail from my most reliable source. The way this person heard the story is as follows: It was not the back door, but was oral sex. Also, the person many of you speculating as the woman is not the correct woman. The person who gave the oral sex has been in the news a lot in the past few days and is much more age appropriate, although it would still be illegal in some states which is why the tabloids have been hesitant to publish. The person everyone is guessing for the recipient is correct." [CDaN]

Spin's guesses:  1) Justin Bieber & Kim Kardashian    2) Justin Bieber & Demi Lavato

maybe it was both?  Guess the Bieb has some stories to tell for say, forever!

Spin Sycle for November 02 2010

Let's get on with it Syclers!!

So it seems the reason Billy Ray Cyrus and his Groupie Slut wife are divorcing is because Groupie Slut just can't let go of her groupie ways and cheated with none other than ManWhore Bret Michaels.  Let us please take a moment to remember that ManWhore Bret is good buddies with Charlie Sheen.

When they keep saying she's not in rehab for drugs, how much do you want to bet that it is?

Courtney Love did a three way.  You've been warned.

Spin Sycle for November 1 2010

Where does the time go, Syclers?

TI has gone back to prison.  dumbass.

Charlie Sheen and wife Brooke are divorcing.  See? 'tis the season.

In a twist of irony, Courtney Cox will not divorce her goofball.

and a blind item for your lulz:

CDAN – This so called pious reality star must have found somewhere in the Bible that allows c*ke use because she was going at it this weekend like she was competing against Charlie Sheen for who can use the most in one night.

Spin Sycle for October 28 2010

Here's what's happening Syclers!!

Howard K. Stern held accountable for Anna Nicole's death

Mariah Carey is actually pregnant

Billy Ray Cyrus tired of wearing his wife's panties, opts to wear new panties

Bitches who got knocked up as teenagers then get their own reality show make a person want to shoot themselves in the head.

If Blohan is really that broke, all she has to do is go vegan and PETA will pay for her rehab.

Spin Sycle for October 26 2010

Here's what's happening, Syclers!

Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen, I love your crazy ass, Charlie Sheen.  Keep shining, you crazy diamond

Enrique thinks marriage is just too much

Madonna is going totally commercial so you can have arms just like hers

and a blind item for you!

A global pop star was left feeling “vulnerable and isolated” after a blackmailer tried to extort thousands of pounds from her in exchange for “highly sensitive” photographs that were stolen from her home.

The “instantly recognisable” celebrity received a series of threatening letters from the blackmailer demanding cash in exchange for 27 images stored on one of two Apple Mac laptops which were taken in a burglary at her London home.

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Sorry syclers....technical difficulties in the form of a broken down car. Should be ab.e to let you know tomorrow what's happening!

Your weekend Spin Sycle edition

Having a good weekend Syclers?  Here's what's happening:

Celene Dion gave birth to her twin boys

Matt Damon welcomes another baby girl,  I wonder if he really wants a boy

Katy Perry and Russell Brand are now married, please India, keep them

Giulianna &Bill Rancic talk about their miscarriage, she really needs to gain weight

Helena Bonham Carter defies aging