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And a couple of blind items for you: [CDAN] This one is painful to write. It happens all the time though so I guess should not be surprised. This couple seems like they have the perfect marriage. Everything is always so great to the outside world, but inside, the couple is having some serious issues. Our actor is very good looking. B- list. Does television and movies and modeling. Always a smile on the face. Our actress does a little bit of everything. She actually has a chance at some point of pulling off an EGOT. They are married and have child/ren, however, our actor has been sleeping with a production assistant on his show and his wife has no clue. This would absolutely crush her and will make huge headlines if this comes out, no so much because of the level of their fame, but just because of the perfect couple image that is always presented to the world.
[BuzzFoto] This older actress who was really popular on film ten years ago, is married with children and living a healthy life. About six years ago things were different. The actress joined a new-age group, got pregnant by the group leader andhad a dangerous ab*rtion that almost cost her life. It has prevented her from having children but she was so upset over the incident, she faked at least one of her pregnancies to her extended family.
BlindGossip – The public relations team behind a cheating male celebrity believes that the best defense is a good offense. The team is reaching out to every media contact to suggest they use words like “promiscuous”, “liar”, “alcohol”, “drugs”, “tattoo” and “golddigger” in every article to describe the girl involved in the affair. They are also encouraging media to use the words “committed”, “united”, “devoted”, “happy”, and “generous” (?) to describe the couple. Their objective is to distract attention from their boy’s bad behavior and shaky relationship by destroying any remaining shreds of the girl’s reputation. Nice.
SOLVED!
It’s Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore! Source: BG
Please note that this item is from September 2010 – a full year ago. Nothing has changed since then. Ashton is still cheating. Except this time he’s going to have a tougher time discrediting the woman/women (yes, you’ll be hearing about more than one) making the allegations.
On Thursday, Kutcher finally broke his silence – sort of – when he tweeted a link to his Spotify account. His current jam? Public Enemy’s song “Don’t Believe the Hype.” Kutcher let the song title speak for itself and did not add any additional commentary.
Well, you should definitely believe the hype. All of it. Ashton Kutcher is cheating dog. Always has been. However, this time, he won’t have Demi Moore backing him up with tweets of love and solidarity and distracting bikini photos. And he’s going to have a much tougher time convincing people that the girls with whom he had affairs are the golddigging liars and that he is the devoted husband and victim.
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And Jessica Simpson has played the only card she has left to pull from her tired deck: [BlindGossip] This female star has certainly had her ups and downs. Her career has gone up and down and has expanded over more than one creative medium. She has dated at least three or four famous guys, has been married to and divorced from another celebrity, and is a tabloid staple. Depending on who you talk to and which day it is, she is either gorgeous or ugly. Well, we know one thing for sure: she is pregnant! She is seven weeks along, and you should expect the announcement within the next couple of weeks. She could wait longer, but she wants to avoid the criticisms about her fluctuating weight. She thinks it will be good for people to know that she “has a baby on board, rather than a burrito on board.” Both she and her partner are very happy about the pregnancy. Oh, and they will be getting married, although the wedding will now happen after the baby is born.
SOLVED!
It’s Jessica Simpson! Source: BG and Everywhere
and a Blind item for you (easy):
[BlindGossip] The kids of this celebrity couple are not handling the upcoming divorce too well. One is angry and getting into fights at school. Another is crying every day and begging the couple to stay together. Another is in total denial and keeps cheerfully insisting to friends and relatives that the rumors are all lies and that the marriage is fine. Now that’s an actor in the making! We wonder if they know that Mommy and Daddy have been bearding for each other from the beginning.
The 14th would have been Amy Winehouse's 28th birthday. Here's Amy's duet with Tony Bennett:
and a treat:
[BlindGossip] There is a rumor going around that they are ring-shopping and getting engaged. No. While she may be looking at rings, he is not. These tales of ring-shopping and wedding-planning are pure gossip supplied by her publicist to make people think that their client is every man’s dream girl. She sure is… if your dream girl would never sleep with you. You see, she is a lesbian. A very pretty lesbian, but a lesbian nonetheless. Always has been. He was her beard. Even though they are still friendly (cordial would probably be more accurate ) he still agrees to be seen with her occasionally to keep tongues wagging. It’s over, and he has moved on to another hot actress… who really does sleep with him.
as a coincidence, I found this story:
Britney Spear's boyfriend Jason Trawick was spotted browsing jewelry with high-end retailer Pascal Mouaward Monday. Could he be looking for an engagement ring for Britney?
Despite reportedly spending hours with the jewelers, a representative for Britney told People that "There is no truth to that report with regards to engagement rings. However, Jason was there to discuss other matters with Pascal, but nothing relating to him personally.
[BlindGossip] There are lots of rumors flying as to why this famous performer is switching professional teams. Contrary to popular belief, it’s not because she is jealous that another performer that the company reps is getting more attention than her. It’s because she and her e-boss got into a huge fight about her personal life.
You see, her former company did more than make her a professional success. When the performer ran into some serious trouble with an old beau, the company did everything possible to protect her and get her personal and professional life back on track. They exhibited tremendous loyalty to her to the point of alienating others in the industry.
And what does she do to thank them? Make questionable videos and try to get back together with the beau who almost ruined her career. Both of these actions are real slaps in the face to those at the top of their game who worked so hard to build and protect her career.
So they let her go. You can’t manage someone who is so determined to undermine her own success.
Beyonce is pregnant.....while I'm not a fan of hers, I do think she's chosen her timing well. Her contracts should be all current, she's made her money and her mark in music, now is the perfect time for her and Jay to start having babies.
and a blind item for you: Which celeb break-up seems to have been more to do with failed IVF (In Vitro Fertilization) than the the wife’s supposed affair? The man had his heart set on a son and heir. Since the wife was quite relieved it didn’t work, a break-up was probably the best thing all round. *Spin's guess: Elizabeth Hurley and Arun Nayar*
Bonus from Blindgossip: [BlindGossip] We know you’re hearing conflicting reports about a certain celebrity couple. So, you want to know what’s really going on? Of course you do! Here you go:
1. Saying that their marriage is “intact” is simply a fresh way of saying that they are not yet divorced. Therefore, it is a true statement.
2. Celebrities want to be in control of the timing of announcements about their personal lives. They get really irritated when information leaks out prematurely. This couple is no exception. The info was leaked and they are furious. Expect them and their publicist/s to continue to deny any rumors to maintain a modicum of control until all the pieces are in place for the divorce.
3. Whenever a couple insists on excessive PDA and statements about how manly/ womanly/ sexually active they are, you should immediately suspect that at least one of them is bearding for the other. In this case, it’s a double bearding.
4. There are two publicists involved, not just one, and they are not playing well together. One contributing factor is a recent agent/agency shuffle.
5. Although the couple hasn’t really spent any time together in the past month or so, the one thing on which all publicists can agree is… photo ops! So you should expect several staged photo ops in the near future of the “intact” family. There will be lots of big, fake smiles and boisterous, fake laughter and playful, fake cuddling. They’re actors, people. All of them. Actors know how to fake happyness.
5. Leaking information that a woman is having a secret affair with her costar is a very creative way of trying to convince people that your client is heterosexual. She is not.
7. Don’t expect anyone to come out of the closet on this one as a result of the divorce. Their livelihoods depend on them being perceived as stereotypes of an A-list masculine action hero and a sexy and devoted mom.
8. Threats of lawsuits are mere blustering and are meant to discourage the media from printing additional stories. The truth is that this couple would never actually expose themselves to discovery (e.g. interrogatories, depositions, requests to produce documents).
9. They’re done.
10. Yes, we’re sure. We have only one degree of separation from this couple.
speaking of (blind item): Which hip-hop star is spending his time sitting at a corner table at nightclubs to see how the youth are responding to his music because he’s scared he is getting old and out of touch? Hmmmm.....supposedly Will Smith is supposed to be working on a new album
Michael Jackson fan clubs want the tribute concert cancelled. Frankly, I think I agree with them. What's the point? Just to squeeze a little more $ out of a dead man?
Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner to have third child....I think Ben wants a boy!
Amy Winehouse did not die from an overdose of illegal drugs. Cause of death yet to be determined though so that leaves these speculations: rumor is she had heart problems from her previous drug use, did her heart just give out? Did she OD on a mix of prescriptions and alcohol?
Francis Bean Cobain is 19. I'll just leave these here:
The ex-Libertines singer is reportedly planning on dedicating his shows at Reading and Leeds Festivals to the late singer.Maybe his recent stint in jail gave him time to think and reflect? Pete got out of the clink last month after serving only two months of a six-month sentence for cocaine possession. According to reports in the Daily Star On Sunday,Pete wants to do something special to mark the death of his talented pal.
“Pete was really good mates with Amy and he’s still really cut up about her death. He hopes to help get rid of his demons by dedicating his festival gigs to her memory. He loved her music and hopes he can do it justice,”said a source.
“I'm struggling with f***ing everything because I'm so bewildered about what happened to Amy. I was in bed when I heard the news of her death. Someone had to wake me up to tell me. I couldn't take it in and still can't. Coming to terms with what has happened is almost impossible. It's hard to think she's not with us anymore.”
Hopefully this will be the wake up call Pete needs to finally get clean and sober.
