Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, February 13 2013

Are you ready for St. Valentine's day tomorrow, Syclers?  Don't worry if you are not having anything to do with it I still have love for you! Valentine'S Day Plaid Heart Tablecloth (Google Affiliate Ad)

This news makes me so happy!  I am sure that Steve Martin shall be a fun and excellent father!  Send him some love, he seems like he needs it. Baby Jogger Summit XC Jogging Stroller - Red/Black (Google Affiliate Ad)



Lady Gaga is in chronic pain with joint inflammation, has to postpone shows.  How long do you think she'll be down?

UpDate: The rest of the Born This Way Ball has been cancelled due to Lady Gaga needing surgery

Enjoy Justin Timberlake's latest offering. Mirrors

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Spin Sycle for Thursday, February 7 2013

Hey, Syclers!!  What's going on?

Because nothing else is going on in her life, you can see Jessica Simpson's new baby bump.

Nothing else is going on in her life, so here's Jessica Simpson with a retouched photo shoot.

Justin Timberlake has released his track list for 20/20.  Squeeee!

Miley Cyrus is busy designing her wedding ring

Lamar Odom wants Khloe to pack up with him and go to Italy.  Why not?

If you still care, here are the pictures that Beyonce's team want taken down for being unflatterring

When this face happened:

And nobody is allowed to have any fun at the Grammys, most especially if you are a female sort of person.
Here, for your amusement, are some of the scandalous attire of Grammys past so you can judge for yourself.

Enjoy Think Twice by Donald Byrd
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Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Spin Sycle Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Prince has blessed us, Syclers, with some new purple music!!  He still has his groove, and all the funk! Bless his Purpleness!

Check out Breakfast can wait:






Monday, February 4, 2013

Spin Sycle Special Announcement!

I'm going to try a new format, Syclers, just for a temporary change!  See, since I'm now gainfully unemployed, I can devote just a little more time here!  Just remember that this is a temporary change, that is unless I get picked up to do it full time.

Beyonce has announced her Mrs. Carter Show tour.  Not the Blue Ivy's Momma Show? I find it almost amusing that she made Kelly and Michelle have to go through makeup and wardrobe just to be onstage with HerSelf  at the SB Halftime show for about five seconds.  Hilarity.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Monday, January 28, 2013

Spin Sycle for Monday January 28 2013

Are you have a Funday Monday, Syclers?

Chris Brown gets into a fight with Frank Ocean at a recording studio.  Could Chris Brown be charged with a hate crime?

Daft Punk is releasing a new album!

I'm gonna let you judge all over this.  Judge hard:
Jimmy Bennett

Ultravox to go back on tour, not sure who's in their lineup though.



See you next time, Syclers!!  I'm going to let my hand heal up after being bitten up by fire ants.  FIRE ANTS MUST DIE

Saturday, January 19, 2013

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers, what's up?

I don't really feel sorry for Willow Smith and yet this path has been chose for her.  Girl is gonna grow up dumber than a bag of hammers.

Could Mel Gibson be the sperm donor for Jodie Foster's children?

Blind Item!
[Blind Gossip] We aren’t easily surprised, but this one definitely shocked us.

These two celebrity couples have been known to hang out together. The wives are especially close friends.
The first wife is a beautiful, award-winning Actress who has also done some singing on TV and in films. The second wife is an beautiful, award-winning Singer who has also done some acting on TV and in films. Both women’s husbands are also famous and very successful in the entertainment industry.
Well, two of these people are even closer than we thought. It turns out that the Actress has hooked up several times with the Singer’s husband in the past few years.
This surprised us for several reasons. First, because the two women are practically best friends, and their friendship would end if the Singer ever found out. Second, because all of these people travel and are photographed so much that it would take some crazy planning to have an affair without anybody noticing. And third, because the Actress had a history of dating very attractive guys when she was a single lady… and the Singer’s husband doesn’t exactly fall into that category.
Popular guess:
Gwyneth Paltrow
Chris martin
Beyonce
Jay-Z
Enjoy Rihanna's latest, Right Now

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Spin Sycle for Thursday, January 17 2013

Wow, 2013.  Where's my flying car and robot maid?

Jeremy Renner is going to be a father and I AM JEALOUS AS HELL

Lindsay Lohan is for hire?

Just when I think I cannot love you any more, Bradley Cooper, you do something like this

Elton John is a father again

Kim Kardashian does not know of which she speaks.  Trying for three or four months with no luck does not a fertility problem make.  I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE INFERTILITY YOU LYING HAG

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Spin Sycle for Friday January 11 2012

Here's what's up Syclers!!

Destiny's Child has released a new album

Janet Jackson's pussi must be made of gold

Taylor Swift won't put out

Kanye ain't having what Kris Jenner is dishing out.  That marvelous troll.  Stop making me like you, Kanye

No, Tom Cruise.  Just no.

Enjoy Thrift Shop:

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, January 9 2012

Ready or not, it's the New Year, Syclers!

David Bowie is GOD and God is back.

Rumor is Chris and Rihanna moved in together......but then there's this

Kim Kardashian is pregnant (supposedly) with Kanye West's baby.  They are moving in together.  She is still married to Kris.  This is her ultimate mess and she loves it. Also, they turned down an offer for a $3 mill payday for the baby.  For more $$.  That's so Kimye!

Is Britney Spears going to be breaking up with Jason soon?

This has been stuck in my head

Monday, December 31, 2012

Spin Sycle New Year's Edition

Happy New Year, Syclers!!!  I am hoping that 2013 will be a much better year.  What are you hoping for?

Two giant egos have collided and are about to produce an ego that none can contain.  BTW, Kim K is still married, that divorce hasn't been settled yet.  Poor Khloe, will this push her off the edge?

Jessica Simpson shows off bump #2

Britney to release a new album for 2013



Enjoy DJ Earworm's year end mashup!!

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Spin Sycle for Thursday, December 20 2012

I'm just going to leave this here



Know who this is for?  Her name is Brenda Ann Spencer.  She is in prison for life for shooting two people and injuring eight others at an elementary school.  She did this when she was 16 years old.  Read about her here.

And let us not forget the Watchtower shooting



Update:  Funny how everyone has forgotten the shooting in Norway last year with 77 schoolchildren killed and 242 injured.  That was NORWAY people, not the United States

Also, here's a handy dandy brief history of mass shootings.  It goes back much earlier than you would think, try 1891 or even 1764.  These were not isolated to the U.S. either.


Friday, December 14, 2012

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  How's it going?

Sean Penn is a world class douche, in case you didn't know

Is Orlando Bloom about to become single?

Kristen Stewart is built like a boy.  There, I said it

This is the official marker for the end of days.  Welcome to rock bottom, everybody.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, December 12 2012

Happy 12/12/12 Syclers!!!

Imagine my shock....Madonna's tour sold better than Gaga's

OF COURSE STORAGE WARS IS FAKE WHO DIDN'T KNOW THAT???

Johnny Depp as Tonto.....Good idea or tasteless?

Here's a blind item for you
[Blind Gossip] This popular young celebrity is pretty and personable and every marketer’s dream. Most marketers would flinch, though, if one of her darkest secrets was to come to light.

There was a time when she actually dated guys in whom she was genuinely interested. One of these guys was a celebrity. Like other Good Girls before her, she fell hard for him, and had a physical relationship with him. But he was just using her. She was crushed when she figured that out. Even worse, she was pregnant.
There was never a question about her having the baby. Both she and her team were absolutely panic-stricken at thought of America’s Good Girl bearing a child out of wedlock by America’s Biggest Jerk.
The baby was terminated, the couple broke up, and she went back to being America’s Good Girl. It’s one of the reasons her team has been so eager since then to have her beard for gay male celebrities since then. It’s much, much safer that way.
America’s Good Girl:
America’s Biggest Jerk:
Spin's guess: Taylor Swift

Monday, December 3, 2012

Spin Sycle for December 4th 2012

Hey Syclers!! Hope the holidays are treating you well!  I'm back for a moment

Prince William and Duchess Kate are expecting their first child.  She has severe nausea and is in a London hospital for treatment

Supposedly Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris are actually going to get married this time

The IRS has seized Lindsay Lohan's bank accounts.

Kim Kardashian = herpes, as if you didn't know that

Get your Game of Thrones fix here (March, Syclers!)

Monday, November 12, 2012

Spin Sycle Hiatus

I'm tired, Syclers.  Very tired.  I'm going to take a break for a little bit.  Don't be sad, it's not forever.  Just need to recharge.


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