Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers, hope everything is going well for you and that you are enjoying life!!

Ron Jeremy is ready to get back to boning

Lindsay Lohan is desperate for $$$, PitBull is still ugly

Lourdes Leon is developing her own mind, doesn't want to do what mom Madonna wants.

Kim Kardashian is a fucking liar.  Know how I know?  Her mouth opens.
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Just in time for the Oscars, here's what's in the $45k SWAG bags.  Do you know what I could do with $45,000.00?

[Blind Gossip] Either this celebrity couple either needs to work on their communication skills or they are mixing things up in a lab.

Allow us to explain. She wants to be pregnant. She wants it badly. She can’t wait to have kids with him. Specifically, she wants a girl (She has enough blue in her life, and wants a little pink to balance it out). She has been buying pregnancy tests and looking at cute girlie baby clothes and telling friends that she’s had several false alarms, but no luck just yet.

Umm… did her SO forget to tell her something? He may have “forgotten” to tell her that she may be doing a lot of guessing and planning and worrying for nothing. Why? Because he got a vasectomy after his last marriage!

Of course, there are other possibilities. He may have had the procedure reversed. Or, he may have put a little some some in the bank before the snip snip, and they are now tapping into that reserve in order to procreate. Or, they are relying on donor sperm.

We’ll know soon enough, because she is undergoing fertility treatments right now (even though she is not old), and “plans” on announcing a pregnancy before the summer starts.

OK first off, is LeAnn Rimes looking puffy these days?  Second, you do not have to be "OLD" to need fertility treatments.  There are plenty of women in their twenties with low ovarian reserve and the ovaries of a 50 year old, who have to have fertility treatments to have a baby.  SO sick of the ignorance of fertility.  EDUCATE YOURSELVES.

Here's some Cazette to enjoy over the weekend:

Spin Sycle for Wednesday. February 20 2013

Jeeez Syclers, everybody's pregnant or just had a baby.  I can't deal with it.

Have some smooth tunes with Heart Stop from WaxTailor

Spin Sycle for Monday, February 18 2013

Sad news, Syclers....Mindy McCready has committed suicide at the age of 37.  She leaves behind three children.  She had a troubled life, it is heartbreaking that it ended this way.

Spin Sycle for St. Valentine's Day

Happy love day, Syclers!!  Here's my valentine to you:
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Tiger Woods has a type

Eve says Britney Spears didn't sing on "Scream & Shout".  Do you believe her?

If you haven't heard, Lady Gaga needs hip surgery and has cancelled the rest of the Born This Way Ball

Peter Dinklage (Game of Thrones) is joining the new XMen film

Are you surprised that Ke$ha drinks her own urine?

Beyonce really wants you to think she was pregnant
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Enjoy your Valentine's Day!  Do something special for that Sycler in your life!!

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, February 13 2013

Are you ready for St. Valentine's day tomorrow, Syclers?  Don't worry if you are not having anything to do with it I still have love for you! Valentine'S Day Plaid Heart Tablecloth (Google Affiliate Ad)

This news makes me so happy!  I am sure that Steve Martin shall be a fun and excellent father!  Send him some love, he seems like he needs it. Baby Jogger Summit XC Jogging Stroller - Red/Black (Google Affiliate Ad)



Lady Gaga is in chronic pain with joint inflammation, has to postpone shows.  How long do you think she'll be down?

UpDate: The rest of the Born This Way Ball has been cancelled due to Lady Gaga needing surgery

Enjoy Justin Timberlake's latest offering. Mirrors

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, February 12 2013

Judge this hard, Syclers.  Johnny Depp is beginning to look like a desperate middle aged woman

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Spin Sycle for Thursday, February 7 2013

Hey, Syclers!!  What's going on?

Because nothing else is going on in her life, you can see Jessica Simpson's new baby bump.

Nothing else is going on in her life, so here's Jessica Simpson with a retouched photo shoot.

Justin Timberlake has released his track list for 20/20.  Squeeee!

Miley Cyrus is busy designing her wedding ring

Lamar Odom wants Khloe to pack up with him and go to Italy.  Why not?

If you still care, here are the pictures that Beyonce's team want taken down for being unflatterring



And nobody is allowed to have any fun at the Grammys, most especially if you are a female sort of person.
Here, for your amusement, are some of the scandalous attire of Grammys past so you can judge for yourself.

Enjoy Think Twice by Donald Byrd
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Spin Sycle Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Prince has blessed us, Syclers, with some new purple music!!  He still has his groove, and all the funk! Bless his Purpleness!

Check out Breakfast can wait:

Spin Sycle Special Announcement!

I'm going to try a new format, Syclers, just for a temporary change!  See, since I'm now gainfully unemployed, I can devote just a little more time here!  Just remember that this is a temporary change, that is unless I get picked up to do it full time.

Beyonce has announced her Mrs. Carter Show tour.  Not the Blue Ivy's Momma Show? I find it almost amusing that she made Kelly and Michelle have to go through makeup and wardrobe just to be onstage with HerSelf  at the SB Halftime show for about five seconds.  Hilarity.

Spin Syc;e for Thursday January 31 2013

How is it already the end of January, Syclers??!!

Kim Kardashian is a damm liar, you know she'll have the baby on her stupid show; it's all she has left.

This is a stupid move, Rihanna.  I know you want to say it's your choice but remember that when he goes at you again.

Ron Jeremy had emergency surgery for his heart.  His heart, assholes.

Spin Sycle for Monday January 28 2013

Are you have a Funday Monday, Syclers?

Chris Brown gets into a fight with Frank Ocean at a recording studio.  Could Chris Brown be charged with a hate crime?

Daft Punk is releasing a new album!

I'm gonna let you judge all over this.  Judge hard:


Ultravox to go back on tour, not sure who's in their lineup though.



See you next time, Syclers!!  I'm going to let my hand heal up after being bitten up by fire ants.  FIRE ANTS MUST DIE

Spin Sycle for Friday, January 25 2013

It's a month after christmas, Syclers.  Enjoy

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers, what's up?

I don't really feel sorry for Willow Smith and yet this path has been chose for her.  Girl is gonna grow up dumber than a bag of hammers.

Could Mel Gibson be the sperm donor for Jodie Foster's children?

Blind Item!
[Blind Gossip] We aren’t easily surprised, but this one definitely shocked us.

These two celebrity couples have been known to hang out together. The wives are especially close friends.

The first wife is a beautiful, award-winning Actress who has also done some singing on TV and in films. The second wife is an beautiful, award-winning Singer who has also done some acting on TV and in films. Both women’s husbands are also famous and very successful in the entertainment industry.

Well, two of these people are even closer than we thought. It turns out that the Actress has hooked up several times with the Singer’s husband in the past few years.

This surprised us for several reasons. First, because the two women are practically best friends, and their friendship would end if the Singer ever found out. Second, because all of these people travel and are photographed so much that it would take some crazy planning to have an affair without anybody noticing. And third, because the Actress had a history of dating very attractive guys when she was a single lady… and the Singer’s husband doesn’t exactly fall into that category.

Popular guess:

Gwyneth Paltrow
Chris martin
Beyonce
Jay-Z

Enjoy Rihanna's latest, Right Now

Spin Sycle for Thursday, January 17 2013

Wow, 2013.  Where's my flying car and robot maid?

Jeremy Renner is going to be a father and I AM JEALOUS AS HELL

Lindsay Lohan is for hire?

Just when I think I cannot love you any more, Bradley Cooper, you do something like this

Elton John is a father again

Kim Kardashian does not know of which she speaks.  Trying for three or four months with no luck does not a fertility problem make.  I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE INFERTILITY YOU LYING HAG

Spin Sycle for Friday January 11 2012

Here's what's up Syclers!!

Destiny's Child has released a new album

Janet Jackson's pussi must be made of gold

Taylor Swift won't put out

Kanye ain't having what Kris Jenner is dishing out.  That marvelous troll.  Stop making me like you, Kanye

No, Tom Cruise.  Just no.

Enjoy Thrift Shop:

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, January 9 2012

Ready or not, it's the New Year, Syclers!

David Bowie is GOD and God is back.

Rumor is Chris and Rihanna moved in together......but then there's this

Kim Kardashian is pregnant (supposedly) with Kanye West's baby.  They are moving in together.  She is still married to Kris.  This is her ultimate mess and she loves it. Also, they turned down an offer for a $3 mill payday for the baby.  For more $$.  That's so Kimye!

Is Britney Spears going to be breaking up with Jason soon?

This has been stuck in my head

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How long you gonna make us wait, Justin??

Spin Sycle New Year's Edition

Happy New Year, Syclers!!!  I am hoping that 2013 will be a much better year.  What are you hoping for?

Two giant egos have collided and are about to produce an ego that none can contain.  BTW, Kim K is still married, that divorce hasn't been settled yet.  Poor Khloe, will this push her off the edge?

Jessica Simpson shows off bump #2

Britney to release a new album for 2013



Enjoy DJ Earworm's year end mashup!!

Spin Sycle for Thursday, December 20 2012

I'm just going to leave this here



Know who this is for?  Her name is Brenda Ann Spencer.  She is in prison for life for shooting two people and injuring eight others at an elementary school.  She did this when she was 16 years old.  Read about her here.

And let us not forget the Watchtower shooting



Update:  Funny how everyone has forgotten the shooting in Norway last year with 77 schoolchildren killed and 242 injured.  That was NORWAY people, not the United States

Also, here's a handy dandy brief history of mass shootings.  It goes back much earlier than you would think, try 1891 or even 1764.  These were not isolated to the U.S. either.

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  How's it going?

Sean Penn is a world class douche, in case you didn't know

Is Orlando Bloom about to become single?

Kristen Stewart is built like a boy.  There, I said it

This is the official marker for the end of days.  Welcome to rock bottom, everybody.