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Thursday Edition of Spin Sycle

What's up Syclers!!

Lights
Cameron Diaz says marriage is dead.  ok then.

Really Mariah?  Really?  Those are the names you chose?

Spencer Pratt got his ass beat and I bet you wish you had done it


Darks
Andy Dick just can't stop dickking around

Oksana dropped her case against Mel Gibson.....maybe she ran out of $

If you didn't know, here's Britney's day to day life since the conservatorship


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The White House won't release Bin Laden's death pics....BOOOOO....expect to see them pop up on Wikileaks or Rotten.  But you can see three dead guys from his compound here


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Spin Sycle Special Edition

It's a special day, Syclers!  I'll let everyone's favorite Taiwanese CGI show you:




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Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

What's up Syclers!!

Lights
Mariah Carey popped, babies flew out, Nick Cannon played catcher

Prince Willam now has a Princess.  Official wedding photos here

Charlie Sheen wants you to know that he's never done heroin

Britney Spears' Femme Fatale went platinum


Darks
Tila Teqila is banging Nick Hogan.  Please be sure to vomit wither in the bathroom or nearest trash can.

Tallulah Willis just isn't bright

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Quentin Tarantino is making a new film as a western


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Happy Royal Wedding Day!

Congrats to the newlyweds from Spin!

Magnets, how do they work!!!

coolness

Your Spin Sycle for Wednesday!

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What's in the wash, Syclers!!

Lights
Rachel Maddow finally comes out of the closet

Charlie Sheen's ex-goddess Bree pleads guilty to DUI in Indiana

William and Kate to adopt?  Gee, how trendy






Darks
This is for you, PSN users!  your data may have been compromised

Jodie Foster is delusional or needs to get out more

Sham marriage gets actress jail time


Needs Bleach
Phoebe Snow died.  Enjoy poetry man:

Your Monday Spin Sycle!

What's in the wash today Syclers!!

Lights
Charlie Sheen is down one goddess....Somebody else had better blow?

Kiera Knightly as a bridesmaid  

Flava Flav's chicken place went under.  Surprised?


Darks
Rapper releases "I'm Gay" album  then wonders why he gets death threats

Did Fergie have face work done?  She looks a little different   


Needs Bleach
Hollywood understands that controvesy sells

The Second Coming will be on youtube.com?  And i don't mean your sexy escapades you caught on your cellphone over the weekend but really, it may as well be.

Beastie Boys - Make Some Noise

Beastie Boys - Make Some Noise: "Hot Sauce Committee Part Two"

The Spin Sycle for Friday April 22 2011

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Hey Syclers!  What's the dirty laundry for today?

Lights
For everything you want to know about the Royal wedding, click here

Just so you know, Good Friday is not a federal holiday.  You too, Lindsay Lohan.

Tina Fey says what we all think about toddlers


Absolutely Fabulous to return for 3 episodes this summer


Darks
JWOW is a crazy ass bitch, the bad kind.  Her ex-boyfriend has the stiches to prove it

"I have no testosterone left, but you know, I'm happy"  I don't believe you, Ben Affleck

Kanye West's charity closes down for some strange reason, complete with pic of him with PedoBear


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Nic Cage's son engaged.....happened about two weeks ago and they are getting married Sunday. No, really.

3D porn made more money on its opening day than Avatar. Really.

Michael Lohan is officially a ManWhore

Wednesday Edition Spin Sycle!

What's up Syclers!!  What's in the wash?

Lights
SkyNet becomes self aware tonight!!


Lady Gaga's Judas video to be released Easter. She's starting to get boring.

Alicia Silverstone is still pregnant



Darks
Charlie Sheen lost his bid for full custody of the twins. Surprised?

They always come out of the woodwork, even in you're Rihanna


Needs Bleach
Here's Katy Perry with some hardcore photoshopping

The coat of arms for the new soon the be princess Kate/Catherine has been revealed


Delicates
BlindGossip – Although nothing has been announced yet, this celebrity couple is almost certainly heading for divorce. They haven’t lived together for several months, lawyers are being hired, and each spouse already has a new paramour. Hers is a work colleague. His is a former (?) escort.


And to top it off, here are kittens in bowls:

Trolling Tuesday!

This is the best trolling ever, Syclers, had to share:


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In case you havn't heard

Encyclopedia Dramatica is dead. Now it's Oh Internet.  Carry on.

Why Aren't Scientists Pop Stars?

This man is named Neil DeGrasse Tyson.  You should know him.

Kind of Drepressing

Considering Britney Spears used to be a world class dancer then lost her confidence.  Here's a comparison of what I mean, starting with the original version of Dance Til The World Ends where she pretty much just bounces up and down:




There's not much to this, nothing complicated, they even have Britney pretty well covered up.  Let's compare this to Slave 4 U which was much hotter:



and maybe one of her best videos, Stronger:



and of course Oops I did It Again:



Basically, her choices have been really bad.  She should not have gotten married and had children when she did.  She really should have waited til about now, when the timing would have been much better for her career.  I don't know that she'll ever make it back to the top where she was, there are too many contenders now.  Sorry Britney, you fucked up.

I'll leave you with Overprotected:



and Toxc:



You can see what's happening, the same formula and ideas are being rehashed from her earlier work in the hopes of regaining Britney's glory and top spot in the world of pop.  Is it too late?

For your weekend

Here's Lady Gaga's latest offering, Judas:

Here's Another Blind Item!

See if you can guess, Syclers!

Delicates
CDAN – This NBA star is cheating on his reality star wife with another reality star who used to be on Real World way way back in the day.



Lights
Is it a promise ring or an engagement ring for Bella and Edward?


Bradley Cooper to star in a remake of The Crow?  Sounds awkward


If anyone still cares, Brangelina finally getting married?

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Has Madonna given up on Kabbalah?  Srsly, she was never going to be more than an old Catholic lady anyway.


Is Justin Bieber actually a douche way deep down inside?






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Blind Item Extravaganza!

Here's something special for you, Syclers!

1. "This male Academy Award winner was known for his singing voice. What is not known to many is that to keep his career going and his voice, he had himself castrated. There are rumors that the castration was actually his way of preventing sexual urges he had for men which he thought was morally wrong." [CDaN]

2. "This non-famous husband of a famous pregnant star has been receiving sex toys and pornography at least once a day. His famous knocked-up wife has sworn off sex until she has the baby and has been compensating by sending him naughty little gifts each day. Trouble is, he's actually starting to enjoy the gifts more than his wife." [BuzzFoto]

3. "A showrunner is the person who is ultimately responsible for a television series. It may be the creator of the series, a producer, or the head writer. Emmy-winning comedy writer (and Major League Baseball announcer) Ken Levine shares this story about a showrunner with whom he once worked: "The showrunner on one particular series I worked on had maybe the filthiest mouth in Hollywood. Sailors and bikers would blush. But he was screamingly funny. For late night rewrites we would have a writers assistant in the room taking down what was pitched. One night our normal assistant was sick so they got a temp to replace her. This new assistant (we'll call her Prudy) didn't know what hit her. After about an hour she finally spoke up. She said to the showrunner in a stern tone, 'Can we just confine our comments to the script?' There was a hush in the room. No one talks back to a showrunner like that. We braced ourselves for the explosion. But it never came. The showrunner took it in stride and good spirit. He said, 'Alright, fine. Take this down,' and he began dictating. 'Fade in. Interior apartment – day. Fred enters. Fred says…' At which point he let fly the raunchiest, filthiest, c-bomb laden, XXX, perverse stream-of-conscious monologue ever uttered. Needless to say, we were all dying. When he was finished, careful not to leave out any depraved act or euphemism for sexual organ (he must've gone on for five minutes), he leaned back in his chair, clasped his hands behind his neck, took a beat, and said to the temp: 'Okay, now read that back to me.'" [Blind Gossip]

For your Tuesday Lulz!

Darks
Ex-girlfriend of Lilo, Sam Ronson, was hit by a car over the weekend.  Ouch.

Remember OctoMom?  Seems she's getting evicted from her house, again. I swear, I just don't understnad some people.

Lights
Nick Cannon is ready to be a father.  Translation: I wish the babies would hurry up and get here already, I'm sick of talking about this.

Natalie Portman finally realized that for her baby's best health, she shouldn't be vegan

Elizabeth Hurley and Hugh Grant to get back together?  Frankly, they should have never split.

Needs Bleach
Rihanna's S&M song to be remixed with Britney and Nicki Minaj on the new track, listen here.  Frankly, I don't see that it sounds that much different.  Nicki Minaj is to open for Britney's tour.

Kimberly Stewart to have Benicio Del Torro's baby. Yes, she is Rod Stewart's daughter. Smells like the remains of a one night stand, doesn't it?

The Spin Sycle for April 8 2011

Please don't feel like I've been neglecting you, Syclers!  That is the furthest thing from the truth!  I have been really tired.  Here's a makeup tip as a peace offering:  As we get older, dark lip colors and reds don't look as good on us and even make us look older.  To maintain a more youthful appearance, use a natural tone or lighter lipcolor as they will deflect light from lines that may be developing around the mouth.

Lights
Mariska Hargitay becomes a mommy

Tina Fey to become a mommy again

Charle Sheen wants to give his torpedo of truth to Mila Kunis

Eva Longoria bit by the baby bug

Darks
The Judds are all about really bad memories now

Kate Gosselin surprised by lawsuit

Britney Spears has no control over her life?  Is this news?

Needs Bleach
Your dream has come true, there is such a thing as 3D porn

Now a word from Hipster Kitty:


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