Splash News Online in trouble?

At this time in the ANS's body custody court drama, David Lee of Splash News is being implicated by Vergie Arthur of possibly manipulating his relationship with Anna Nicole's mother. Vergie Arthur, on the stand and under oath, stated that David Lee had, in fact, paid for her, her sister-in-law and other's trip to the Bahama to find Daniel Smith's grave. The sister-in-law taped it and alledgedly sold it to Splash. She also stated that she had no knowledge of the Splash helicopters hangin above during the recess where she and Howard K. went to the ME's office to see the remains of Anna Nicole. It is the implication that David Lee is leaking the information to Splash, about as it happens, which may not sit well with the court.

Vergie arthur insists that David Lee is a family friend of 2 years and wouldn't do such a thing. Please note that Mr. Lee lives in Florida. Vergie states that his help with transport was a convenience since she had no other there. I don't buy that, personally.

At this moment, the Splash newssite is down.

A Very Happy Note!

from Gawker.com:

Universal Sues P*r*z H*lt*n Over Aniston Pix
Oh, Jennifer Aniston's redacted nipples! We've never before been so happy to see them, as they herald a sparkly-new lawsuit. The Smoking Gun reports that Universal City Studios has filed a copyright infringement suit against Mario Lavandeira, claiming that the topless footage was stolen during production of The Break Up. Unfortunately, they're not seeking monetary damages, but they do request a court order "directing the U.S. Marshall to seize" the copyrighted material from Lavandeira. Hot!

Anna Nicole Hated her Mother

This is off of the New York Daily News...I think it explains a lot. Again, I'm not taking Howard Stern's side here, I think a lot of the kookiness of Anna Nicole can be drawn from these things:

Two weeks after her death, Anna Nicole Smith's voice filled a stunned courtroom yesterday as the former centerfold ranted against her despised mother, whom she sneeringly called "mommy dearest."

The shocking tape was introduced in an unruly Florida courtroom battle where Smith's mother, Virgie Arthur, is vying for the right to bury her daughter.

Lawyers for Smith's companion Howard K. Stern played the tape in an effort to prevent Arthur from getting Smith's body.

Her voice dripping with venom, Smith declared her disdain for the woman she called "mommy dearest."

"You want to hear all the things she did to me? You want to hear all the things she let my father do to me, or my brother do to me? Or my sister?" Smith said, glaring at the camera. "All the beatings and the whippin's and the rape? That's my mother. That's my mom!" she snarled.

Stern teared up, prompting a sympathetic court officer to bring tissues.

Arthur, who wore a purple suit and clutched a red flower, raised her brows as if to dismiss the accusations, but she didn't speak or cry when her dead daughter briefly came to life on screen.

The stunning tape was one of a series of revelations in the raucous courtroom.

The legal struggle over who gets to bury Smith has become so prolonged that the coroner interrupted the court hearing to warn that the corpse is beginning to deteriorate and the proceeding should be speeded up.

Lindsay Lohan hanging out with Steve-O?

How serious was she about rehab? Are we sure she wasn't doing it for publicity/to save her career because no one would insure her for movies any more?

off of TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving The Roosevelt Hotel with Steve-O -- a curious companion for someone straight out of rehab. The "Jackass" star was seen in the backseat of Lohan's Mercedes as the fiery starlet drove off after a night at Teddy's nightclub.

You Know...

If she's really trying to come to grips with things and heal herself, Britney should really be left alone. Lindsay Lohan wasn't messed with that much, only when she left the facility, so I really don't understand why Britney has to be hounded.

off of Crazy Days and Nights:

Britney Leaves Promises--Entering More Secure Rehab Facility Elsewhere
As a consequence of the media feeding frenzy at Promises, Britney Spears is moving to a rehab facility which is more secure. With the pap swarming, the staff, other patients and Britney felt it would be best for her to check out of Promises and enter a more secure rehab facility where she can begin the process of healing and not have to worry about hiding from the cameras 24 hours a day. I will keep you updated.

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Update from thisislondon.co.uk:

A source for the 25-year-old singer claimed she shaved her head because of lice: "She thought lice were eating her hair extensions, so decided to get rid of them as soon as possible."

Anna Nicole Smith's body custody trial

I'm watching this on MSNBC....Anna Nicole's mother is on the stand right now, denying that she was ever paid by any news agency for anything. She keeps pointing to Howard K., saying that he's made all the $$, he is the one who has profitted from Anna's death.

Personally, and this is only my take from watching this, I think Anna Nicole's mother is a control freak. I think that's why Vickie Lynn wanted to get the hell away. I don't find the woman to be terribly clever....she doesn't know how to work the system. But she sure is a drama queen and now we know where Anna Nicole got it from. Most of the time, the woman doesn't understand the questions that are being asked and the other half she cries....Maybe for dramatic pause.

I'm am not saying tha I support Howard K....but I don't find much like for Anna Nicole's mother. It seems to be the mother's wishes to bury Anna Nicole in Texas, not really Anna Nicole's. The mother also wants to exhume Daniel and bury him in Texas. Again, I think these are the mother's personal wishes, not Anna Nicole's.

Interestingly, Anna Nicole's mother stated on the stand that she had never met Larry Birkhead until after Anna Nicole died.

Think about this: If Anna Nicole buried her son in the Bahamas, bought four plots in the Bahamas....wouldn't that tend to tell you that she wanted to be buried in the Bahamas?

Hugh Grant's breakup

off of splashnews:

According to The Daily Mail close family members have revealed that Hugh Grant has bought his ex Liz Hurley a rather strange wedding gift. A Chimpanzee from London Zoo! The Chimp (not pictured) has been named after Liz in exchange for Hugh paying for the upkeep.

Apparently this stems from an old joke of Liz always saying he looked just like one!

The Daily Mail also reports that insiders say this present coupled with an expensive necklace was the final straw for Jemima Khan. Who has never been comfortable with how close Liz and Grants relationship has continued to be.

There it is...

Hopefully she'll get the help she needs...and will be able to put herself together out of the public eye.

off of Yahoo news:

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) -
Britney Spears has entered a rehabilitation center, her spokesman said on Tuesday, capping a long weekend in which the pop star made international news by shaving her head at a Los Angeles hair salon.

"Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today," Spears publicist Larry Rudolph said in a written statement. "We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those (privacy concerns) of her family and friends at this time."

Rudolph did not say what Spears, 25, would be treated for or where the rehabilitation facility was located. Celebrity Web site TMZ.com reported the center was in the Los Angeles area and that she entered it at the urging of family members.

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and off of Crazy days and Nights, it is official that she's in rehab this time, not like the supposed 24 hours:

According to my sources Britney Spears entered rehab today. I think it is Wonderland, but I also heard a mumble that sounded like Promises so I will try and confirm it for you. I am happy that she is getting the help she needs, and I really do not have anything else at this time. It is my understanding that her family did a semi-intervention and that her mother will be watching the children while Britney is in rehab.

My source did say that Britney entered rehab to deal with her addictions and needs some very serious grief counseling because of two specific incidents which have occurred recently.

This made me hurl!!!

off of crazy days and Nights:

I was fortunate enough to not run directly into Ms. Hilton over the weekend and for that I am grateful. The people that control the water in Vegas are also happy because I would still be showering. The threat of disease, frequent use, and being bisexual apparently did not stop Brandon Davis and Stavros Niarchos from making a Paris sandwich for her birthday. Frequent visitors to her kingdom may have banned them from playing with other visitors if you know what I mean.

and off of Janet Charlton's Hollywood:

Paris Hilton celebrated her birthday in Las Vegas this weekend at Nobu with a group of friends. The table included her sister Nicky with her boyfriend David Katzenberg, Nicole Richie with Joel Madden, and Paris with TWO dates: Brandon Davis and Stavros Niarchos. Other diners had their appetites challenged when Paris hopped from Brandon to Stavros, alternately making out sloppily with one after the other - between bites of sushi! Ewwww. We hear the threesome also shared a room at The Palms. What' s up with THAT?

BTW, ParisExposed.com is gone, thanks to a court injunction. It was fun while it lasted!

Stranger & Weirder

off of the Daily Mail and Entertainment Lawyer does say below that Britney was not in a rehab center for 24 hours...what weirdness is going on?:

The strange world of Britney Spears has got even stranger. Soon after shaving off all her hair, shedonned a bizarre blonde, Marilyn Monroe-style wig and large black sunglasses to visit yet another club.

Showing no sign of craving privacy, the 25-year-old singer arrived at the Roxy nightclub on Hollywood's Sunset Strip for a karaoke-themed birthday party.

But, in keeping with her increasingly erratic behaviour, Britney stormed out after 45 minutes and headed for the Polo Lounge.

She had taken offence when the DJ played her debut hit Hit Me Baby One More Time in her honour.

One clubber said: "It was a shock to see her in a wig after what she had done to herself.
"While she was in the club she kept going to bathroom all the time, which was weird."

The salon's owner, Esther Tognozzi, told of her shock - and placed the hair on eBay, where bids have already topped $1 million.

"I would say please take your daughter and get her off the media circus," Ms Tognozzi said.
"Take her home for a while and take care of her and her babies."

Meanwhile reports in the U.S. suggest Spears' shocking decision to shave off all her hair might have been an act of rebellion against her mother.

As celebrity watchers struggled to make sense of the singer's dramatic move, it was also revealed that she had been deeply upset by the recent death of a much-loved aunt from cancer.

Spears, already distressed by her split from husband Kevin Federline and the custody battle over their two sons, was said to have been very close to Sandra Bridges Covington, who died late last month.

She and her mother had been feuding over Lynne Spears' demand that her daughter end her wild behaviour, a source told the New York Post.

The pair had been arguing since Spears returned from a stay at Eric Clapton's Crossroads Centre rehab in Antigua last week that lasted just 24 hours, the report claimed, and the late-night buzz-cut was a rebellious gesture.

Her cousin, Ernest Spears, said that Lynne had flown to LA last week to be with her daughter and her young children, 18-month-old Sean Preston and five-month-old Jayden James.

In her home town of Kentwood, Louisiana, Spears' aunt Wanda Bridges told the New York Daily News the singer had been greatly saddened by the death of her mother's sister.

"Last time I saw her was the funeral," she said. "She seemed fine, but we were all very upset."
Another report suggested Spears may have opted for the drastic cut after hairdressers discovered her hair was so badly damaged by repeated dye-jobs that bald patches were already appearing.

The singer had visited celebrity hairdresser Michael Boychuck's salon at the Palms hotel less than three weeks ago seeking help for her locks.

"Her hair was so badly damaged from repeated bleachings that it had broken off and thinned to the point where bald spots had begun to appear," a source said.

In Other News....

Are Hugh Grant and Liz Hurley going to get back together? Honestly, this isn't a shock, I think a lot of people saw this coming.

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off of MSNBC.com:

LOS ANGELES - Actor Hugh Grant and his British society girlfriend Jemima Khan have ended their relationship, Grant’s publicist said Friday.

“Hugh and Jemima have decided to split amicably,” publicist Robert Garlock said, confirming the first report by People Magazine.

Romantic comedy star Grant, 46, best known for “Four Weddings and a Funeral,” had been dating Khan, 33, for about three years but had recently dodged questions about whether marriage was on the cards.

Revealed Blind Items!

Off of Crazy Days & Nights:

In order to support his drug habit, this cat like rock star used to be a gay prostitute. Wonder if he thinks his current girlfriend is as pretty as the boys he used to love. Pete Doherty

This actor has always been known for his HUGE ego. Well now it turns out he has something down below that is just as huge. Talked about in London, but really was just talk, even a legend. It was all supposition really, until he was filming his latest movie. Thinking our star was out and about, an assistant walked into the actor’s trailer without knocking and saw our actor changing clothes and what he saw has been repeated over and over and would put even Mr. Diggler to shame. Ricky Gervais

2 What happens when you are at a nightclub and think you are the shit, but no one is paying any attention to you? What happens when you think you can get away with anything and not suffer any consequences? Well this Seinfeld reference decided to take matters into her own hands. An A-list model was dancing on a four foot high stage and drawing the attention of the entire nightclub not only with her beauty but in the way she was dancing. This did not sit well with our spoiled princess and so she pushed the model off the stage and down to the floor. It was only because she happened to land on someone that she avoided a possible career ending injury. Those who saw what happened began to boo at the princess, but she was so into herself that she did not even care. She did not really dance, she just kind of did red carpet pose after red carpet pose. She was loving herself even more than normal. The only problem in her little plan was that the model and the owner of the club are really close so the next thing you know, the princess was yanked from the stage and shown the door. The crowd went crazy and all waved buh bye. Paris Hilton and the attacked was Serinda Swan

So this is barely a blind item, but we will count it as such. Last night at a movie premiere, it was discovered that a recent romance with a very unlikely couple should actually be categorized as a "romance." Seems our actress was looking for some publicity for her new film while her new "boyfriend" agreed to help because he had started to fade from the limelight as well. Our actress made one other recent attempt to garner some headlines, but no one was buying what she was offering. Whatever kisses you saw on camera were the only kisses these two shared. Although good friends, they are only good friends and more like brother and sister than boyfriend and girlfriend. Mandy Moore and Adam Goldstein

From Britney's manager

I got this off of gossip rocks forum. To me, in my opinion, it points to Britney maybe being raped in Miami....maybe. I hope that's not true, that's a horrible thing to go through.

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"Britney has been through a tragic thing that hopefully will never happen again, shaving her hair was a sort of therapeutic thing for her."

Larry also goes on to speak about Britney seeking help "Britney knows that she needs help and is already going through counselling, she knows what needs to be done and is slowly re-building herself step by step."

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update off of Crazy Days & Nights:

Britney In Rehab Reports Are False
Britney Spears did not check into a rehab program and then check out 24 hours later as TMZ is reporting, nor did she enter a rehab program as Extra is reporting. I am not saying she will not enter rehab or looked into rehabilitation programs. I am saying that the current media reports are untrue as reported to me.

And on another topic....

I don't know how Lindsay is suddenly "all better"....I have my doubts about her rehab.....Have to wait and see. I don't believe that 30 days out of the public's eye makes one rehabilitated.

off of gossip rocks forum:

Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab. The actress left Wonderland rehab in Los Angeles earlier today after completing a 30 day stay, the actress' publicist Leslie Sloane-Zelnick told."

She will continue as an outpatient," Sloane-Zelnick told Access' Michael Lewittes. "She will take it day by day." "She's in it for the long haul, and she asks that her privacy be respected," the publicist added.

Lohan checked herself into rehab in early January days after reports surfaced she passed out at a post-Golden Globes soiree.003lindsaynews13

SRSLY....

I feel very badly snarking at Brit right now....She seems to be going thru some very tough times right now and just isn't right in her head. I can't pick at her, I cannot in good conscience, knowing that she is out of her mind, fling poo at her. I feel very badly for her. It seems X17 has a lot of the latest footage, if you want to check them out.

Britney....please please please...there are people who can help and who will not hurt you. There are people you can trust. PLEASE seek them out. A break from the spotlight for awhile would be a good thing. Please seek help. Do it for yourself so you can better care for not only yourself, but your family. But for the love of goodness, DON'T get sucked into the fucking church of $cientology. All they will want from you is your $$$, just like Kaballah.

It is not weakness to ask for help....It takes a lot of strength to admit to yourself that you are at your limit and can go no more. Please seek help with your pain, your turmoil, what you are going through. You are not alone.....Love yourself by caring for yourself.

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off of ONTD:

It's been all over the gossip blogs, so I'm just updating what I reported last night.

I spoke with my relative who works at CSMS. Apparently Britney was checked in late last night by an older male and was diagnosed with something called "Amphetamine psychosis".

I'm not exactly sure what that is, but basically, it's psychosis brought on by use of amphetamines. I don't know what pills or drugs you would take to have that happen, but there's all those rumors she does a lot of ecstasy and prescription medication.

From wikipedia: Amphetamine psychosis is a form of psychosis which can result from amphetamine or methamphetamine use. Amphetamine psychosis can include delusions, hallucinations and thought disorder. Hallucinations are frequently reported in chronic amphetamine users, with over 80% of users reporting the presence of hallucinatory experiences, typically as visual or auditory experiences. Delusions, paranoia, fears about persecution, hyperactivity and panic are also reported as the most common features.

She wasn't supposed to leave but something happened, she had some kind of outburst, was very paranoid, and they let her go, and have been involved with her today, but not at the hospital (at her home? at a clinic?).

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UPDATE off of Ubritney.com:

Lynne is now with Britney

Lynne reportedly arrived in LA earlier today to be with daugther Britney Spears. This really is a good thing. Britney needs to be surrounded by the ones who really love her.

Britney Update

This off of UBritney.com, click on the headline for a link to the ABC news video:

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Britney admitted to hospital Commuity.LiveJournal.com/OhNoTheyDidnt: My uncle is a nurse at CSMC and texted me 10 minutes ago saying Britney Spears was admitted about an hour ago. He's going to text me when he finds out why and any more information. I'm scared! I don't know what's going on with her.

I don't have many details. My uncle called and said she just left. He didn't see her or deal with her, one of his friend co-workers was around her for a minute. Somebody she was with brought her there and admitted her. His friend said she acted like she wasn't "there" and seemed disturbed. Because it's confidental, he doesn't know what she was admitted for or what she saw the doctor about, but because she's already gone home, that usually means nothing major. Oh, almost forgot, she was wearing a dark colored wig.


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I can't explain what it is that bothers me so much about this.....To me it makes no sense....no girl would just go and shave all her hair off for no reason. Honestly, whatever happened to her, I hope Brit will be alright.

More Bald Britney

She's lost it. Brit has lost her mind. TOP THAT PARI$ AND LINDSAY!! off of ONTD:

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US Magazine reported that Spears went into a hair parlor to get her head shaved and that when the hair stylist refused to shave her head, Spears grabbed the clippers and shaved it herself.

A Los Angeles television station grabbed footage of her Friday night at a tattoo parlor in the San Fernando Valley. She was there to get a couple of tiny tattoos on her wrist, a pair of pink and red lips. Us Weekly magazine reported that she also got a black, white and pink cross tattooed on her lower hip

A parlor employee said Spears showed up unannounced and stayed for about 90 minutes, while dozens of fans, photographers and gawkers gathered outside. The employee told US Magazine that Spears was agitated when she arrived at the tattoo parlor and that when someone asked her why she shaved her head, Spears said, "I don't want anyone touching me. I'm tired of everybody touching me." The woman said Spears "wasn't making sense at all" and that it seemed like she wasn't in a good place. She said Spears was "totally freaking out."

"She was a nightmare to deal with," the woman told the magazine. "She was screaming and flipping out from the pain and wiggling her body all around."

Police eventually arrived to control the crowd and help Spears' bodyguards guide her into a waiting SUV. And by that time, she had covered her head with the hood of a sweatshirt.

As for the new bald look, one fan who's not terribly thrilled said, "It looks terrible."

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off of Ubritney.com:

According to different rumors, Britney was raped at a bar/club. But, what if she actually did this in memory of her aunt Sandra? Some say something happened in Miami and that's why she got back to LA so fast. Who knows...

Bald Britney!!!

She's lost her damm mind! shaved her head!!! off of yahoo news:

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LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears appeared in a tattoo parlor in the San Fernando Valley with her head shaved completely bald.

Video on KABC-TV showed the newly shorn Spears with tiny tattoos on the back of her neck as she sits Friday night for a new tattoo — a pair of red and pink lips.

"She just wanted something real small on her wrist, something dainty," Max Gott, the tattoo artist at Body and Soul in Sherman Oaks, told the TV station. "She got some cute little lips on her wrist."

Derrik Snell, who works at the tattoo parlor, said Spears showed up without notice and stayed for about 90 minutes as about 60 fans, photographers and gawkers gathered outside.

"She seemed fine," Snell said. "I didn't really notice (the hairdo) at first, she had a hood on when she showed up."

The appearance came the same day as reports on TV and Web sites that Spears, who has drawn criticism for her recent partying and sloppy behavior, had briefly checked into rehab.

Larry Rudolph, Spears' manager, couldn't be reached for comment.

Syndicated entertainment TV show "Extra" first reported that Spears had entered a treatment facility. Celebrity Web site TMZ.com then said the singer had entered a treatment center but had checked out one day later. Neither revealed their sources.

People magazine's Web site, citing "a source," said Spears had gone in and out of rehab, and identified the facility as Eric Clapton's Crossroads center in Antigua, in the Caribbean.

"Access Hollywood" then said the reports weren't true, but didn't cite a source.

A woman who answered the phone at Crossroads told The Associated Press that she couldn't confirm or deny anyone's presence at the facility.

Angelique Uram, a Spears fan who stood on the tattoo parlor's sidewalk for Friday night's spectacle, was aghast at the singer's new look.

"We could see her in the mirror, and her head is completely shaved," she told KABC. "It looks terrible."

Police arrived to control the crowd and helped Spears' bodyguards guide her into a waiting SUV, her head covered by a hooded sweatshirt.

DRINKS ARE IN ORDER!!!

Have a drink for your old pal Spin tonight! I got a job of gainful employment!!! A real one, not temp! I am doing backflips right now!!

The site will be a little slow but old Spin won't leave you in the dark! I shall still deliver all the snark! Maybe just a little later now!

PEACE TO YOU ALL!!

MORE WTF?

I had to post this....it's the list of who Dannielynn's daddy could be...and this is getting stooooopid! when are the paternity tests happening? Who else did this hooker sleep with?

- Bodyguard- Immigration Guy (okay maybe not but I'll add him for posterity)

- Daniel Stern

- The "Prince"

- Her son (conspiracy theory)

- Larry Birkhead

- Her late husband (frozen sperm)

oh yeah...and Howard K. Stern claims to be the father, so there's another one.....you know, I want to see Howard K. Stern on Howard Stern's show.....that would be AWESOME!!!! and it would make me laugh cuz I think Howard would make Howard K. cry like a little girl!

Soo...

With all the craziness of me having to find a new job, I'm afraid this might get a little neglected! To quote Oswald on the Drew Carey show: "Something's going to suffer and I'm afraid it's gonna be the drinkin!" Fear not, i'm not totally abadoning the site...it's just gonna be s little slower. I'll be sure to put up juicy snark when it happens. Right now all the focus is on Anna Nicole's death....So snark away on that! and there is still always Pari$ and her shit....anybody notice that Nicole Richie is actually looking decent these days?

Anyhooo...I have a lot of irons to work on in my fire, don't worry about me!

Here's a lovely picture of Robert Downey Jr......mmmm, yummy! Oh yeah, that tat is his son's name. Enjoy!

And in other news...

I still say this is crap. I'm almost scared to think of the impact this may have on Adult Swim's programming. Now this off of yahoo.com:

ATLANTA - The head of the Cartoon Network resigned Friday following a marketing stunt that caused a security scare in Boston.

The announcement about Jim Samples resigning was made in an internal memo sent to Cartoon Network staffers.

In a statement to employees, Samples said he regrets the stir that the stunt caused.

"It's my hope that my decision allows us to put this chapter behind us and get back to our mission of delivering unrivaled original animated entertainment for consumers of all ages," Samples said.

Samples said he felt "compelled to step down, effective immediately, in recognition of the gravity of the situation that occurred under my watch."

A replacement for Samples, who had been with the company for 13 years, was not immediately announced.

The Cartoon Network is a division of Atlanta-based Turner Broadcasting, whose parent is media giant Time Warner Inc.

More WTF with the whole Anna Nicole thing....

Now there's another contender for Dannielynn's father....off of Yahoo.com:

LOS ANGELES - The husband of actress Zsa Gabor said Friday that he had a decade-long affair with Anna Nicole Smith and may be her infant daughter's father.

The claim by Prince Frederick von Anhalt comes amid a paternity suit over Smith's 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn. The birth certificate lists Dannielynn's father as attorney Howard K. Stern, but former Smith boyfriend Larry Birkhead is waging a legal challenge, saying he is the father.

"If you go back from September, she wasn't with one of those guys, she was with me," von Anhalt told The Associated Press in an interview Friday.

He said he would file a lawsuit if Dannielynn is turned over to Stern or Birkhead.

I can't believe this crap

This is off of Fox news:

Final Footage of Anna Nicole Smith Sells for Over $500,000

Footage of the final moments of Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith's life sold for more than $500,000 Thursday after a media bidding war, according to Splash News & Picture Agency, the paparazzi outlet that sold the rights to the tape.

The video shows paramedics working on the unresponsive reality star as she was wheeled from the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Fla. Splash News screened the videotape to potential media buyers at their Los Angeles headquarters just hours after Smith's death Thursday afternoon.

Emergency responders appear to administer CPR on two separate occasions as the TrimSpa spokeswoman was wheeled out of the hotel on a gurney, according to FOX News Channel producer Christopher Spinder, who viewed the tape.

"At one point they kind of started to look like they were going to put the gurney onto the ambulance and they kind of pulled the gurney back out a little bit so they could do a second administering of CPR," Spinder said.

Her companion and lawyer, Howard K. Stern, is not visible in the video.

The two-minute tape, shot from three different angles from a distance of about 50 feet, shows Smith's sheet-covered body, with an oxygen mask over her face, being taken out of the Hard Rock Hotel by a gaggle of emergency responders, including paramedics and police.

"You cannot see her face, you cannot see hair flowing out from underneath the mask," Spinder said. "Again if someone didn't tell me this was Anna Nicole Smith, I totally would not have known it. You can't even tell it's a woman."

The video shows footage of the ambulance driving away from the hotel under a police escort, then cuts to the ambulance at Memorial Regional Hospital just after 2 p.m. ET Thursday.

"You do not see the ambulance pull into the hospital, and you do not see the body come out of the back of the ambulance," Spinder said. "You just see the ambulance sitting there.

"One would assume that the cameraman got there after the body had already been unloaded from the ambulance and was already in the hospital at that point," he said.

Smith died at 2:45 p.m. at the age of 39. She is survived by a 4-month-old daughter, Dannielynn Hope Marshall. Her only son, Daniel Smith, died in the Bahamas in September, three days after her daughter was born.

The winning bidder was unknown Thursday night.

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Good-bye, my favorite trainwreck! Your hardship is over you crazy, crazy kook!

WTF?

What a crappy day! I lost my job and now CNN reports that Anna Nicole Smith has died:

(CNN) -- Reality TV star and former model Anna Nicole Smith is dead, a law enforcement source told CNN.

Smith, 39, collapsed at a south Florida hotel and was taken to a local hospital, according to news reports.

TMZ.com reported that Smith collapsed at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida, and was rushed to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood just after 2 p.m. ET.

According to reports, Smith was found unresponsive in her hotel room.

Smith is currently involved in paternity suit regarding the parentage of her daughter, Danielynn, as well as other disputes, including ones regarding a house she stayed at in the Bahamas around the time she gave birth.

Earlier this week, Smith was included in a class-action lawsuit against a company, TrimSpa, for which she has worked as a spokesperson. TrimSpa makes a product it claims leads to substantial weight loss. The lawsuit alleges the marketing of the product, TrimSpa X32, was false or misleading.

Smith's son, Daniel Wayne Smith, died at age 20 just days after the birth of Smith's daughter. Pathologist Cyril Wecht said a lethal dose of methadone and antidepressants caused cardiac dysrhythmia, leading to his death.

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off of TMZ:

WFOR-TV in Miami reports that Anna was found unresponsive in her hotel room. Local streets were closed off to rush Smith to the hospital, three miles away.

Paramedics were seen pumping her chest as she was taken from the hotel. Anna had been hospitalized for a week last November with pneumonia.

Daughter Dannielynn, subject of an ongoing DNA test battle, was born on September 7.

Her son Daniel died of a drug overdose on September 10. Anna frequented the Hard Rock. Just a month ago, a playful Anna was caught showing off new body art to Hulk Hogan during a boxing match.

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How much you bet me that she overdosed on something? Now DannieLynn is all alone. What the hell?

Mmmm! Can you taste the Truthiness*?

Supposedly Ben & Jerry's is actually working on this! What flavor/s do you think it would have?

*Stephen Colbert word

HOLY SHIT!!!

This first domed team ever, the Indianapolis Colts, have won the Superbowl! Unheard of!!! I don't think they know what to do in Indy (I grew up there) !!!

More Pari$ Exposed!

Click on the link in the headline to go to a very good compiled collection of Pari$'s meds, abortion (miscarriage) papers and partying on film, courtesy of IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com....all free! It's a good place to see it all right now since, according to TMZ, an injunction has been passed to temporarily stop Parisexposed.net.

I especially like the vids showing Paris smoking pot and calling an Asian guy "the chink" and saying that she has the "best herb". And it's kind of funny that sister Nicky is supposed to be the "clean one" but she's all in on the same stuff!

Apparently, Pari$'s father and a lawyer are working feverishly to have all this stuff wiped off the web. I can't exactly say why I just have to watch all this, maybe it's freudenshaude....where I can point and laugh at her....but I'm going to do my best to help keep the exposure up on all this as long as I can! This bitch is dumb and deserves it! After all, if you had stuff that you didn't want anyone to see or know about, why put it in a storage facility and not pay the bill? Why not put it at mom and dad's for free? A nice expensive and humilitating lesson for her. Now we all know and they can't stop all 14 million of us!

Update: Parisexposed.com and Parisexposed.net are officially down!

*The lovely graphic was generously supplied by Scout*

Jessica Simpson has Huge Thighs

Exhibit A....pic from hollywoodsnark.com

Mental Rape

Ok Ok....here's a video clip from parisexposed.com, i got it courtesy of mollygood.com

you see Pari$ in her partying glory, including spouting the line of "I got fucked in the ass for coke!" I don't know why I have to watch this trainwreck....but I do. Also look for the "I'm a little JAP-y Jew..." It's the real Pari$...enjoy.

THIS is what shut down Boston....

Let me repeat that...THIS is what shut down the city of Boston! What fucking bullshit!!!

Nobody was harmed, no property damage done....WTF?

Reminds me of one time when our building at work was evacuated over thrown away Chinese food...PEOPLE GET A GRIP!!!!

Ok Ok

Enough torture with Parisite! Here, for your enjoyment, is Portishead with "Glory Box"...Enjoy!!!

BITCH FIGHT!!!!

This whole thing is so funny, I am going to die of laughter!!! Paris a victim? Since when!!!

♥graphic was put together by Scout for me! Scout is the most awesome!♥

off of ONTD:

January 26, 2007 -- Paris Hilton is taking up with a former flame in a fight to get their smut off the Web.

The celebutard and "Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis have amassed a pit-bull legal team to attack the creators of parisexposed. com - a pay-to-view Web site boasting Hilton's most cringe-worthy memorabilia, including porn videos made during their months-long courtship.

"We're pissed and I feel for Paris right now. She's been victimized yet again," Francis told The Post yesterday. "We want this thing down and we're seeking monetary damages."Francis said that videos of him with a topless Hilton were only intended for their eyes, and that the sex-crazed heiress is "devastated" that they've been made available to the public.

"They were taken for us only when we were dating," Francis said. "These guys have absolutely no right to use the images - they flat-out put them on the Web with no permission. He messed with the wrong person."

Francis said Hilton is also seeking criminal charges because the site's creators -"Sultan of Sleaze" David Hans Schmidt and broker Bardia Persa - posted her medical records, revealing she was taking Valtrex to treat herpes.

Updated Paris inventory

from Hollywoodsmack.com:

January 25, 2007 -- As if one night in Paris wasn't enough, you can now take an extended tour. The sex-crazed heiress is burning up the Web again - thanks to a couple of porn purveyors who posted a treasure trove of her most embarrassing personal items - including sleazy sex tapes, topless photos, love letters, medical records and even hundreds of celebrity cellphone numbers.

Hilton had kept all of the material in a storage locker when she moved from one Los Angeles mansion to another in 2004.

When she failed to pay a measly $208 storage bill, the goods were sold to an unidentified buyer - and then obtained by "Sultan of Sleaze" David Hans Schmitt and broker Bardia Persa.

The duo launched the site - parisexposed.com - yesterday, charging $39.97 a month for access.
Paris was obviously a pack rat - saving all sorts of things. Among the random items:

* Prescription bottles for Hydrocodone, a painkiller similar to OxyContin used to manage anxiety disorders, post-party sleep aid Ambien and the herpes medication Valtrex.

* A medical bill from a Los Angeles clinic, billing an "Amber Taylor" - with the same birth date as Paris - for a miscarriage in March 2003.

* A journal analyzing her booze-fueled dreams.

* Her reality TV co-star Nicole Richie's University of Arizona ID card.

* Sister Nicky's Nevada marriage certificate.

* Several bank statements, including one with an ending monthly balance of just $9.26.

* Home videos she shot of visits with her sick grandmother.

* To-do lists that include an assortment of errands, including a reminder to buy Christmas gifts.

No stranger to negative publicity, Hilton is nonetheless "incredibly upset and angry" and feels "victimized" by the blatant invasion of her privacy, according to her spokesman, Eliot Mintz.

He blamed a "bureaucratic foul-up" and is threatening legal action - demanding the items be pulled from the site because it invades his client's privacy.

"We are going to explore all of our legal options about this matter," said Mintz. "She is enormously upset."

Among the hours of video footage on the site is a series of short tapes of a naked Hilton being filmed by Joe Francis, the "Girls Gone Wild" creator, and her former fiancé, Jason Shaw.

Francis tapes the dazed and confused heirhead - first taking off her red bikini top on a yacht in St. Tropez, then later swooshing around in a bubble bath while he begs her to show him her body.

And she doesn't disappoint - eventually hosing off the bubbles.

But on another tape, where Francis is not present, she calls him a "rich loser."

Some of the items show a tender side of Paris - like when she's lying in bed with Shaw, a chiseled Tommy Hilfiger model. She's seen giggling, kissing him and playing with his hair.

Other videos are taped using night vision: she gets drunk and dances on banquettes with Tara Reid, and tapes a shirtless fat guy doing cocaine lines off his own belly.

In Cancun, she describes herself as "the hottest person in the world."

Hilton also tapes rambling messages to friends while filming herself in the mirror, saying she's too busy "smoking pot and eating burgers."

Hilton is also obsessed with to-do lists and details her wacky errands meticulously: "Vet app't - for teeth and wiener, send book to Ford, call Kim, make Xmas list, pick up cage from grandmas, buy a Sidekick, buy Nicky phone - and wrap it."

Scrawled across an entire page is a reminder to "Get s-t out of car!"

Also buried in the book are cut-and-paste collages Paris created of herself - made of paparazzi shots torn from magazines.

Crumpled love letters to the heirhead from ex-fiancé Shaw are scribbled on hotel stationery and reveal intimate details of their time together.

"I could shovel s-t and be happy because I'm with you," he writes.

"I love you. I love the way you move. I love the way you smile."

He also writes about Paris to himself in a diary that she kept: "I am angry at Paris. She always seems to do the wrong thing. She always loses her phone. That is a reason I cannot get in touch with her. It hurts. I feel this pain inside knowing that we do not love equally."

We also get a peek into what Hilton actually does to pass the days instead of work - there are highlighted movie scripts, directions to auditions, scheduled model shoots, appointments with interviewers and movie studios, an actors-union card, voice-lesson reminders and photo proofs of herself.

A number of ID cards - both fake and real - are in their own category.

Hilton's California driver's license is in there along with a fake Ohio resident card, which states she was born in 1979.

She has Nicole Richie's University of Arizona card from her short stint in college and a credit-card-sized fake ID card labeled "Superstar" with a photo of ex- pal Britney Spears.

Hundreds of still photos of her with friends are displayed, along with a scan of the original marriage certificate of sister Nicky's short-lived Vegas wedding to Todd Meister.

Hilton's extensive list of friends' phone numbers is scrawled on everything from dirty napkins to envelopes.

Among the names are Pauly Shore, Kim Stewart and George Maloof, owner of the Palms hotel in Las Vegas. But most are listed by their first names only.

Proof That Parisite is nasty!

The girl just doesn't care if she only didn't pay her bill, she could have scraped the $$ together! Must be another Paris publicity stunt. She fought hard with that one guy about a year ago who threatened to sell the stuff he had on her neglected storage space. Found this if you need to see it! Click on link above for video links.

off of I Don't Like You in That Way:

As we pointed out yesterday, all the videos that you weren't going to pay $39.97 for has already leaked online. Yeah, it's all basically what we thought. Paris Hilton naked and being a whore.

Along with the leaked tapes, Page Six also reveals most of the items found in the storage facility:

* Prescription bottles for Hydrocodone, a painkiller similar to OxyContin used to manage anxiety disorders, post-party sleep aid Ambien and the herpes medication Valtrex.

* A medical bill from a Los Angeles clinic, billing an "Amber Taylor" - with the same birth date as Paris - for a miscarriage in March 2003.

* A journal analyzing her booze-fueled dreams.

* Several bank statements, including one with an ending monthly balance of just $9.26.

"Wait, there's more:
Among the hours of video footage on the site is a series of short tapes of a naked Hilton being filmed by Joe Francis, the "Girls Gone Wild" creator, and her former fiance, Jason Shaw. Francis tapes the dazed and confused heirhead - first taking off her red bikini top on a yacht in St. Tropez, then later swooshing around in a bubble bath while he begs her to show him her body."

Damn, this whore is a skank. The only thing missing is her threesome with Ray Lewis and a gorilla. I would write more but I can feel my T-cell count getting low.

Guilty Pleasure

If you have not seen Starveillance on E! network, you are definitely missing something!!! Very funny show that spoofs celebs and gossip. This one is classic. "You know what a good diet is? Gum."

Sad.....

It seems the C of $ handlers brainwashed him pretty good.

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off of page six:

Isaac Puts Chef Behind Him

DESPITE the wishes of his fans, Isaac Hayes will not be returning to "South Park," where he contrib uted his basso profundo to the character Chef. "I just moved on," Hayes told The Post's Billy Heller. And although he admits an episode that spoofed Sciento logy - he's an adherent - didn't sit well with him, the Oscar- and Grammy-winning Rock and Roll Hall of Famer also said he felt shafted. Hayes said the big reason he left the show last year was, "They didn't pay me enough." And, "They weren't that nice." In town to help promote "Memphis Celebrates 50 Years of Soul," coincid ing with the anniversary of the 1957 birth of the Stax record label, the clean-headed "Black Moses" also weighed in on today's hip-hop music scene: "It ain't gonna last." Hayes, still recover ing from a stroke and in physical therapy, moved deliberately and used lengthy pauses before answering questions, but he's ready to go onstage Saturday at the B.B. King Blues Club on West 42nd Street. "I got my voice," he said. "That still works."

Real Rehab

I'll bet you a shiny nickle that Lindsay Lohan's rehab is nothing like this.

Seriously, she needs her world perception shaken up badly.

Anybody else notice the stretch marks on her boob in this pic?

My dealer did. That's sayin a LOT.

Hmmmm...

This off the gossip god's site, Ted C......I think it speaks for itself:

Oh, girlfriends, get ready!

The Suri Holmes-Cruise rumor mill is back in action. Get a load of the latest one I'm hearing about TomKat's din-din out at Cut a week ago. Ready to dig in?

According to a nearby, terribly observant, good-looking type, the veddy famous newlyweds appeared to be celebrating Suri's one-year anniversary. 'Cause they sure were giving her some awfully nice gifties! B-day time already? Now, that wouldn't make very much sense, would it, considering Suri-doll was supposedly born on Apr. 18 (although we never saw a birth certificate until 20 days later)? That'd be about four months off, right? 'Course, I've never been terrific with math, but you get the somethin's-fishy drift, I'm sure.

Certainly if you buy into the conspiracy theories that Chris Klein is really the dad and Suri was actually born way earlier than April, then that'd be right on track. But of course, Camps Cruise and Klein have denied this one for ages.

But like I said, this birthday biz appears to be the latest TomKat tumult getting ready to hit—just wanted everybody to be prepared. Isn't that way thoughtful of me?

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Let's remember a few points: it is perfectly acceptable to those within the C of $ to lie to outsiders. There is a huge flaming elephant of a rumor that Suri's real father is a cameraman. I also find the convenience in timing that Tom was in Germany the week before Suri was "born". That is probably nothing....after all it makes more sense that she was actually more likely born in January than in April.

YESSS!!!

COLTS R GOIN TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!

Ok...the Bears will probably win the Superbowl but godamm

THE COLTS R GOIN TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!

*WARNING* Stream of conciousness ahead!

Out of boredom or sometime urge to write, I post the thoughts in my head....which usually turn out to be utter babblings on my part. I love to write, I probably should have gotten my degree in journalism...except that I'd be one of the many thousands of the same and in the same spot I'm in today working in a completely unrelated field. Also, I usually find my own writing to be extremely uninteresting so I can hardly imagine subjecting others to my ramblings. I have found so many others to much more masterful with a turn of phrase.

So what was my point? Did I even have one when I began this and now it has faded off with the seconds it took me to type out the above? Well, in my years of life that I have thus far experienced, I have found a few things constant and true:

You can always count on people to disappoint you. But if you expect little to nothing, then you can't be too disappointed! While this may sound terribly pessimistic, what this should lead you to is a deeper gratification of when someone does come through, a greater appreciation of humanity as a whole and a little less criticism of your own self. We are only human and you can only do what you can. Perfection is very overrated at any rate.

Most people spend most of their time lying to themselves. Think about it...they lie to themselves about their weight, that they will go to the gym, do better on their diets...about getting an education for a better job. These are things that look good on paper to them and maybe really sincerely believe that one day they will do these things but really, it's all a lie that should just be let go of to die. Most people will never do what they build up in their minds. If it were true, they would simply do them instead of making long-winded speeches and excuses. Reality is a bitch but it's worse to lie to yourself, it makes you lie to everyone else when you may as well face what is right in front of you. Then you can really take true action and feel much better about yourself.

Getting older sucks and it's a terrible thing to watch people you love fall to the ravages of becoming elderly and frail. You have to stop and think about your own mortality and what you really want out of life. You can't help but wonder if these are the same things that you are destined to, to lose your mind, to lose touch with the world around you. Can you avoid it or put it off? Is there something you can do or take to keep from being a victim of time yourself? One day we may have all the answers to this....I honestly don't know. All I know that I can do is enjoy while I still can and try to take care of me. That's it.

That's all that I really have out of life at this point, these are the few offerings of my observations and experiences that I can give. Sorry if it seems disappointing or rambling. Actually, I'm not. I now need to go wash some laundry and the haircoloring out. I don't have to look my age, after all.

Somehow....

I just figured that James Brown didn't really have anything...and this last woman he was with isn't going to get jack form the courts....she'd be lucky to get any support for her child, if it is proven that the child is James Brown's.....I think she should let the rest of the vultures fight over the few scraps he left and walk away. This could be the best thing that ever happened to her. She was a backup singer once and she could do it again. She should have never depended on someone else to take care of her. Probate suckz.

How long do you think it will be before this crap shows up on Ebay?

Off of TMZ.com:

TMZ has obtained a copy of James Brown's will, and it reads like the will of a guy who didn't have much -- other than knickknacks.The will, which begins by noting that Brown is also known as "The Godfather of Soul," leaves his six children "furniture, appliances, furnishings, pictures, silverware, china, glass, books, jewelry, wearing apparel, boats, automobiles, and other vehicles..."

The document, signed in 2000, does not mention how much cold hard cash the estate is worth.Brown did not include his partner, Tomi Rae Hynie or their 5-year-old child. Hynie is expected to contest the will and could end up inheriting 1/3 of the estate.

Go Posh?

Did I really write that? Anyway...off of ONTD:

All is chummy between Tom Cruise's family and the Beckham clan....so long as filthy money does not figure in between.

Tom is reportedly trying to recruit the Beckhams to the Scientology cult but Victoria has told him: "Hands off our cash!"

The whacky Hollywood megastar is obsessed with the religion and believes David would benefit from joining. But Victoria put her foot down — mostly because members have to make huge, regular cash donations.

A source tells The Sun: "Victoria is having none of it. She can’t see the point of joining something like that where you have to donate money."

Wow -- could it be? Something actually likeable about Posh? Gee, maybe L.A. really is having a change on her after all!

Lindsay Lohan in rehab!!!

Yeah, it's a headline. Is it worth a headline? Probably not.

According to CNN today, Blohan has entered rehab. Will she take it seriously? I doubt it. Great PR move for all the shit happening with her in gossip? You bet. At least this looks better then lameass AA meetings and will keep her attractive for studios to use, at least for a little while longer. Til she fucks up again.

Good luck, Lindsay.

*Frowny Face*

Sorry for not posting recently, it's pretty much just outright laziness on my part....and for the past few days there hasn't been much interesting gossip. I am certain this shall change shortly. I also refuse to post anything about RoboTits Posh and her vocally challenged hubby. Dammit, I just did. Anyhooo...I hope this pic will make up for it until I can find gossip worth posting.

Oh yeah...on the Gossip Rocks forum there is a mad rumor that Blohan went in the hospital this last time for herpes. How did she keep from getting it this long?

In any case, enjoy this vid of Little Kitty Foo Foo talking as well as the internet debut of my feet:

Guilty Pleasure

And this guy is GOOD! Not normally a fan of rap, but Greyson Square is not only good, he actually makes good points!

Aha!

off of gossip rocks forum:

EASY and obvious blind item

Expecting? Which teen starlet was recently hospitalized and not for what you might think. Insiders at the hospital say she's telling close friends it was lady business but is she really hiding a secret abortion?

The source is a friend of a friend who had this e-mailed to her.

And, duh. Lindsay Lohan. So sad.

Of Course!!!

What else could you expect from Lindsay? Having her appendix removed....suuuuurrrrre.

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off of TMZ.com:

Less than a day after surgeons removed her appendix, Lindsay Lohan was already yelling and running around on her way out of the hospital. She's one heckuva healer.TMZ has obtained exclusive video of Lohan exiting Century Park Hospital in Los Angeles, clutching a get-well bouquet. Shocked by the waiting paparazzi, Lohan screamed for a man name "Michael," and darted back inside the building. Moments later, a mystery man pulled up in Lohan's black Mercedes, and whisked away the surgically repaired star.Careful Lindsay... you don't want to pop a stitch!

Happiness...

This makes me all warm & fuzzy inside!

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off of page six:

PARIS Hilton no longer has anything to do with the nightclubs named after her in Orlando and Jacksonville, Fla. - but they're still called "Club Paris" after that little city in France. The clubs dropped the ditzy heiress because she ducked out of scheduled promotional appearances, or showed up hours late. "It's all about: How has she screwed up now?" fumed owner Fred Khalilian. Hilton's flack, Elliot Mintz, said, "I'm certainly disappointed to learn of Fred's unfortunate comments."

Britney, Britney, Britney....

I really really want to believe she'll come back the pop princess that she was. I want to. C'mon Brit, justify my love. But reports like this don't help:

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off of page six:

AFTER "exhaustion" caused Britney Spears to leave early from her New Year's Eve party at Las Vegas club Pure, the last thing the once-adored pop tart needs is more stress. But sources tell us Spears faces imminent axing by her music label, Jive Records, which is "going to drop her any day now." That word follows our colleague Cindy Adams' report on Wednesday that Jive execs have decided "to drop [the album] - and her." Spears spent hours in Jive's New York studios last month, but produced sub-par tracks. In addition, her hard-partying ways have damaged her image. Spears' manager, Larry Rudolf, insisted yesterday that she'd revamp her image and continue to record, citing her "rocky period" as an excuse for her "unacceptable" behavior. But insiders believe the album will never hit shelves. "Like the rest of us," said the source, "Jive is done with Britney Spears." A rep for Jive denied all, saying, "Jive's relationship with Britney is fine. She continues to be one of our biggest worldwide artists and we remain 1,000 percent committed to her career."

Holy shit!

This makes me very sad.....I wanted them to work out! I liked them together!!!

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off of page six:

January 5, 2007 -- SHOCK-rocker Marilyn Manson is about to get one of the biggest shocks of his bizarre life - his stunning stripper-wife, Dita Von Teese, is dumping him after only a year of marriage.

Page Six has learned that the pasty-faced Manson, whose real name is Brian Warner, will be served with divorce papers today at a Los Angeles recording studio where he's working on his next album, with Von Teese citing "irreconcilable differences" in giving him the boot.

Sources say the raven-haired bombshell filed for the split right before Christmas, but Manson has been unaware of it because she couldn't get in touch with him.

"He's not been responsive," a friend said. "She loved him so much, but he has too many demons. He can't even communicate with her at this point. She tried to tell him she was divorcing him, but she can't even get him on the phone. She moved out of the house and he hasn't even noticed."

Friends say Manson had been boozing heavily last year, much to Von Teese's dismay, but she'd desperately tried to hold on. "She really tried to make this work," the friend said.

A rep for the Michigan-born beauty, who is the spokesmodel for MAC makeup's Viva Glam lipstick and lip gloss line, declined to comment. But John Demsey, group president of Estée Lauder, told us: "We're really sad to hear this. Dita has been the most extraordinary MAC spokeswoman. She's the ultimate professional - a glamour girl like there used to be in the '30s and '40s."

Von Teese's pals say they are squarely on her side. "Well, at least now she won't have to share her makeup," one quipped.

It's not known yet whether Von Teese plans to ask for custody of the couple's two cats, Lily and Aleister, and dachshunds, Greta and Eva.

Manson and Von Teese, an accomplished burlesque performer and Playboy model, tied the knot in December 2005 after a seven-year courtship. The goth-style ceremony was held in an ancient castle in Tipperary, Ireland, with cult film director Alejandro Jodorowsky officiating.

FUCK YES!!!!

I HAVE have have to see this!!! But that means the trend is over, no? When they do the movie, that's the signal it's done, right?

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off of ONTD:

Cartoon Network's animated series Aqua Teen Hunger Force will be the first original show of the channel's late-night Adult Swim programming block to be turned into a feature film, Variety reported. The 86-minute film was written, produced and directed by co-creators Matt Maiellaro and Dave Willis.

The film centers on the origins of Hunger Force characters Meatwad, Frylock and Master Shake and an immortal piece of exercise equipment threatening the balance of galactic peace, the trade paper reported. "It was too big a story to do in 11 minutes," Willis told Variety. "It's based on our fear of exercise equipment."

Maiellaro and Willis will be voicing several parts each, and several members of the TV cast will be reprising their roles. The film also features cameo voices provided by Bruce Campbell and Neil Peart of the band Rush. It is set for a March release date in 800 theaters.

Over so soon?

Wow, rebounds can be quick! Hope it was fun!

And Hmmmmm on Justin Timberlake....other reports placed him in Tennessee with his family for New Year's...without Cameron!

Big singles' party at Kate's, huh?

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off of Us Weekly online:

When Kate Hudson, 27, threw a raucous New Year’s Eve party at her home in L.A.’s Pacific Palisades, guests such as Justin Timberlake, Ryan Phillippe and Eva Mendes showed up to party their way into 2007.

Conspicuously absent from the bash? Actor Owen Wilson, 38, whose torrid affair with Hudson resulted in the actress’ separation from husband of nearly six years, Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson.

“They have definitely cooled off,” a source close to the actress tells Us of Hudson and Wilson’s summer fling. “She adores him and wishes it had worked out. But it didn’t.”

Seconds a Wilson source, “Owen is calling girlfriends to tell them he is single.”

The actress, meanwhile, is back to dating musicians. She brought Irish singer Damien Rice (whose haunting song "The Blower's Daughter" was the theme of 2004's Closer) to a December 9 birthday party for director Brett Ratner. A Hudson pal assures, “She is exploring everything while trying to get over Owen.”

Watch out!!

I'm on notice! you can be too!

First post for the New Year!!!!

and what the hell! Seems Justin Timberlake might be on the market!

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off of Janet Charlton's Hollywood:

There was some VERY interesting gossip floating around one LA nightclub on New Year's Eve, but we don't know whether it's absolute fact or the booze talking. Since this IS a gossip site we feel compelled to pass it on to you and let YOU be the judge: fact or fiction. Undoubtedly, it will prove itself either way in the near future. Anyway, here we go. After a few cocktails, a friend of Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz remarked that "they broke up almost two weeks ago." (the last time WE saw them together was at Justin's SNL appearance two weeks ago.) Then, the so-called source dropped the REAL BOMB - he predicted that Justin would eventually hook up with Scarlett Johansson. - implying that something was already going on between them. For your information, Scarlett spent New Year's at Hyde with her girlfriends, looking bored. It's Hollywood - anything can happen.

and off of ONTD:

Justin Timberlake and pizza-faced Cameron Diaz have been denying rumors that their sick relationship is done. Well, they didn’t help matters by spending their New Years apart. Star Magazine reports that Justin was with his family at their home in Tennessee while Cameron was skiing with her family in Colorado.Justin also spent his Christmas in Tennessee where he told friends at a local club, “Me and Cameron? We’re done.”He is apparently spending his time with a longtime family friend, Veronica Finn. She’s a local real estate broker in Tennessee. Justin partied with her over the holiday and she apparently stayed at his mother’s house a few nights. Sources claim the two are just friends even though they are very affectionate with each other.

Happy 2007!!!!

Thank you to everyone who has helped support my site this past year, thank you for stopping by and thank you for being here!

Here's to hoping you have the best year yet!!!