Happy New Year

I want to offer this sincerely and to give a hearty "thank you" to you...the reader, my audience, my peeps!! I do all this insanity for you! Well, mostly cuz I enjoy writing and I need an outlet for all my stress and crazy fits, but I do try to entertain and you, my dears, are very important to me. I hope you enjoy the ride. Hopefully, in 2010, we will have more celebrities to laugh at and stranger things to enjoy. My wish for you: good health, joy and prosperity!

Be careful tonight and if you can't stay out of trouble, then you need to have a good story to share!

Happy New Year,
Spin

P.S. If you DO have a story to share, be sure to put it in the Snark Here section!

Amemba.....

DJ Earworm's 2008 mashup of the top songs then? Well, he's done it again with the 2009 top pop songs. Let's hope that 2010 is better, with very few celebrity deaths and less fuckery. Tiger Woods? Over him. Charlie Sheen? Don't care. Here's to greater entertainment and good music. Enjoy!

Happy Holidays!

With all the Charlie Sheen stuff going on and all (who is still drunk at 8:30 in the morning anyway and I doubt he's going to divorce his wife) it's just a great season for gossip! I'm having a hard time with computer hardware and hope to have it fixed soon. Very soon. Hang tight, I'll be right back with you!!

Christmas Blind gossip

from blindgossip.com:

They will spend Christmas morning together with their child/ren, opening gifts and having a family breakfast of pancakes and hot cocoa. Sweet, right? Not really. Their Christmas present to each other is several uninterrupted hoursin the guest quarters with their “other partner” on Christmas Day. So it will look like the family spent all day together – with a stream of friends coming and going during the day – while there’s actually a carefully scheduled series of merry making in the guest house.

Spin's guess - Will & Jada

they be gettin it on!

Poor Frances....

It seems she's had a rough time. Courtney Love has made an ass of herself abusing her, that's why Frances was pulled out of the house. This makes sense, I could see Courtney in drunken rages doing stupid things. I can't see Kurt being too happy. I don't think he'd be happy about it at all. From Radaronline:

Giving some insight into why Frances Bean Cobain was recently granted a temporary restraining order against her own mother, shocking new documents report accusations of domestic violence by Courtney Love against her daughter.

The documents, filed by an attorney for Frances and the two people seeking permanent guardianship of her, request that the court seal all documents that relate "to a minor and allegations of domestic violence." They also request Frances' medical records be sealed.

In addition the documents read: "In this proceeding, every document reveals details of Frances's (sic) relationship with her mother."

Wendy O'Connor and Kimberly Dawn Cobain have been granted temporary guardianship and are seeking permanent guardianship of Francis, 17.

No specifics are given regarding the domestic violence reference. But a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com exclusively: "Frances Bean dealt with a great deal of turmoil from her mother, which falls under Courtney being emotionally abusive towards Frances."

I Died Laughing....

If you've seen Jersey Shore, you'll love how they make fun of themselves:

The REAL Situation (Feat. MTV Jersey Shore's The Situation, Snooki, and Pauly D) - watch more funny videos

Sadness...

TMZ is reporting that Brittany Murphy is dead, following cardiac arrest. Dead at 32.....WTF?

Brittany Murphy died early this morning after she went into full cardiac arrest and could not be revived, multiple sources tell TMZ.

She was 32.

A 911 call was made at 8:00 AM from a home in Los Angeles that is listed as belonging to her husband, Simon Monjack, the Los Angeles City Fire Department tells TMZ.

We're told Murphy was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where she was pronounced dead on arrival.

Murphy starred in such films as "Clueless," "8 Mile," and "Don't Say a Word."

UPDATE 3:11 PM ET -- Sources tell TMZ Brittany Murphy's mom discovered her unconscious in the shower. We're told when paramedics arrived, they quickly determined Murphy was in full cardiac arrest and immediately administered CPR. They continued CPR in route to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center -- several miles away -- and Murphy was unresponsive. She was pronounced dead at the hospital.

what the hell did Courtney Love do??

She not only lost custody of a daughter who in less than a year will be a legal adult, but also got slapped with a restraining order to not be near that daughter! If I had to guess, I would go with C Love hitting the hoss hard.....it would explain her crazy rants on facebook. I can't see any other reason for all this, it has to be drugs and maybe Francis just got sick of it. Hold on, Francis, honey, everyone is rooting for you to do well! It won't be long, dearie. Then you can make your own rules.

from TMZ and Courtney Love's facebook page:

"theres not a whole lot i can do about it. this is like a hand grenade got thrown into our lives and its not Frances! i am angry at these people not Frances id just prefer she not become Jaimie L Spears, she should go be a writer or an a...rtist wich i support 100% but this is a circus and it pains me cos i know she hates it."

It just gets depressing from there, Courtney followed it up by saying:

"i very much miss my daighter, i know she knows how miserable i am im despairing and so sad, so so sad, but i just want to help her be happy, thats it, get her house and get her school and thats all ive ever wanted."

TMZ also reports that on Jan. 5 there will be a hearing to make the restraining order permanent. Damm.

3 Britney Spears.....The Director's Cut

Have a look, I think this version is much much better than the official.

Fire up the Snark Grill!!

Oral Roberts died, let the jokes begin for those of us who have waited a long long time for this! I'll start things off with a few I found on Fark and Gawker....

Jeesus receives Oral

What about his brother Anal?

I call my porn name as Oral Robutts.

Oral Roberts University is now officially Blow Job U

[insert your joke here]

Today's Tidbits

Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to Mason Dash Disick.  Let's explore that a moment.  Mason Dash Disik....Mason Dash Dixon.....Mason - Dixon.  And Mason's middle name is from the Kardashian sisters' store in Miami.  Sweet Jessus with a rifle shootin reindeer.  (TMZ)

Courtney Love lost custody of her 17 year old daughter Francis Bean, with 8 months til Francis has total freedom as a legal adult.  What the hell happened?  Courtney has not had a crazy rant about this on Facebook, like when she posted that Britney Spears' father molested her.  Yet.  (Radaronline)

It seems Kate Hudson and A-Rod split, it just isn't official yet.  Did anyone actually expect this to last?    You might have a very hard life.(PopEater)

Kiefer Sutherland loves Christmas:

Get your popcorn!!

This is gonna be a trip, folks!  Houston elected their first lesbian mayor!

Annise Danette Parker was elected mayor of Houston on Saturday, winning her seventh consecutive city election and becoming both the first contender in a generation to defeat the hand-picked candidate of Houston's business establishment and the first openly gay person to lead a major U.S. city.

Parker, Houston's current city controller who first emerged in the public arena as a gay rights activist in the 1980s, defeated former City Attorney Gene Locke on an austere platform, convincing voters that her financial bona fides and restrained promises would be best suited in trying financial times. Parker, 53, will replace the term-limited Mayor Bill White on Jan. 1.

Her victory capped an unorthodox election season that lacked a strong conservative mayoral contender and saw her coalition of inside-the-Loop Democrats and moderate conservatives, backed by an army of ardent volunteers, win the day over Locke, a former civil rights activist who attempted to unite African-American voters and Republicans.

Parker harkened back to her earliest days of involvement in civic issues, when she served as president of Neartown Association, saying that work gave her the insight she needed as she headed into public office, and especially an understanding of the human repercussion of politics.

“Hear me: The city is on your side,” she said. “I learned about the problems and the needs and hopes of our city at the neighborhood level. I understand what needs to be done to move us forward.”

After introducing her family, including her partner, Kathy Hubbard, their three children and her mother, Kay Parker, she made a post-campaign promise to those who live in Houston.

“I promise to give to citizens an administration of honesty, integrity and transparency,” she said. “The only special interest will be the public. We are in this together. We rise or fall together.”

While some voters acknowledged it was a matter of concern, many saw no problem voting for a gay candidate, especially given Parker's assurances that she did not intend to expand gay rights through her position as mayor.

Ray Hill, the dean of Houston's gay activists, saw victory in more ways than one.

“For me, it means 43 years of hard work has finally paid off,” Hill said. “For Houston, it means we have finally reached the point where being gay cannot be used as a wedge issue to divide the community and prevent us from reaching our aspirations. Annise Parker is not our mayor — she is the city's mayor.”

*Banana Man approves*

It's a Baby Post Y'all

Babies popping out or about to!

Kendra's in labor at this point, for damm near 24 hours.  That must SUUUUUCK

Tom Brady and Giselle had a boy, havn't named him yet.

Kourtney Kardashian is ready to pop any minute now.  Kim and Khloe are ready to push everyone out of the way.

Christmas/Hannukah babies all around! This is Georgey, a kitten who hangs out with his mama and brother by my deck:

Christmas is near!!!

If you are at a loss for presents, think about pearls!! Pearls dress up denim, add that extra glowing touch to your interview suit, ladies and make perfect gifts! I have yet to ever hear anyone complain about getting pearls for a gift. I love pearls!

Check out Classical Pearls where worldwide shipping is free! They have beautiful pink pearls which would be great for a teenager, maybe your sister or daughter and they are so affordable! Choose from a variety of gorgeous pearl bracelets for grandma!

They guarantee that all their pearls are 100% authentic and all hand knotted which means that you can have real pearls that will last for a lifetime. Their return policy guarantees this so if you aren't happy with the product, you can return it.

Select your favorite color of post style Pearl Earring! I didn't know there was such a thing as black pearl earrings, I want a pair! Hint hint to my readers!

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So when in doubt, go with pearls. Pearls are thoughtful, sexy and you just can't go wrong. Be sure to look up Classic Pearls so they can take care of your needs! Better hurry because Christmas and Hanukkah are coming up fast! Order today!

Tiger Furked me too

I mean hell, it seems he was gettin it on all over the place, why not? More and more bitches are coming out with Tiger stories....how long til one says that Cheetah gave her a cub? Just askin! From ONTD and Radaronline:

Tiger Woods' wife Elin has moved out of their house, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.

The explosive development follows numerous women coming forward with claims of affairs with the golfing great.

Elin Nordegren had enough and moved out of the $2.6 million Windermere home,neighbors and other sources close to Tiger, told RadarOnline.com exclusively. Sources tell RadarOnline.com that Elin is living nearby in another house.

Tiger’s affair with Rachel Uchitel was revealed by the National Enquirer and then several other women came forward to tell their stories of sexual relationships with the golfer. He crashed his Cadillac SUV into a fire hydrant and tree in a bizarre one-car crash early Nov. 27 after arguing with his wife about his extra-marital activities.


Tiger and his reps are keeping Elin’s move top secret and hope she will come back to the house as soon as possible. They don’t want any publicity about what is going on in the marriage since Tiger’s cheating was revealed.

Cheating seems contagious

Lindsay Lohan and Cash Warren? Because Jessica Alba isn't enough? Or was Blohan trying to fuck him for coke? From the Superficial:

Lindsay Lohan has issued an exclusive statement to E! News addressing rumors she's been getting her coke hooks in Cash Warren:

"Cash Warren is a BUSINESS partner, nothing more, nothing less. And I have NO interest in anything but focusing on my career/work, as well as my family, and getting everyone holiday gifts! Eeeks-stressful!"
Here's the original report from Us Weekly:

Soon after discovering one another at Villa, Warren and Lohan "ignored friends and just chatted." The real trouble began half an hour in. "Lindsay and Cash started making out," an onlooker tells Us.
"Lip on tongue," the eyewitness continues, "It was raw. They were not shy!"
Another Villa patron that night gasped, "It was a shock to see the two of them kiss, but it was real."
Those close to Warren and Alba worry that their marriage is already on shaky footing. "Jessica is not as into Cash as she used to be," one source says. And the ever-fragile Lohan "becomes easily attached to everyone she meets and gets close to," one friend says. Adds another: "she's falling for [Cash]."

*what. the. fuck is in the water this holiday season?*

New Moon parody!!!

Sums it all up pretty well I think, so you can save your $$

In Non-Tiger Woods news......

The honeymoon's over for Khloe the immature and Lamar the future cheater! From Radaronline:

The honeymoon is over for Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom. Just 10 weeks after their lavish made-for-TV wedding, the couple openly fought at a Los Angeles restaurant Wednesday night, an eyewitness told RadarOnline.com exclusively.

"Lamar caused a huge scene," the source said of the incident at Phillippe Chow restaurant. "He got jealous because Khloe was textingat the table and he yelled at her to quit it. She refused, so he stormed off and sat alone at the bar. Khloe just ignored him."

"He went and sat at the bar and watched TV by himself," the source added. "Khloe was with her best friend [Malika Hagg] and the poor girl was totally stuck in the middle.

"She was ruinning back and forth between the bar and the table trying to make peace but Lamar kept just saying 'I'm not talking to her. Let her talk to her phone. She can be alone with her phone.' It was bad.

"Finally he stomped back over to the table and grabbed the keys and left a couple of hundreds on the table. Khloe just turned her back to him so he walked out the front door."

It appeared that the NBA superstar had taken off on his own but he finally pulled around to the front of the restaurant in his SUV.

"Everyone thought Lamar had left but then he pulled around front in his SUV and the girls went out and jumped in.

*See, Khloe has no idea what marriage is about....start your office pools on when this faux marriage ends! This is gonna get gooood*

Blind Item!

Who could this be? From Janet Charlton:

This bootylicious reality star is in for more heartbreak. She recently reconciled with her naughty boyfriend after forgiving him for cheating. Now she’s thinking about a wedding, but HE’S not. Behind her back, the boyfriend has taken up with yet another stripper in Los Angeles, and the stripper is already shopping the story around to the highest bidder.

Hmmm, I wonder!

Tiger Speaks

And tbh...I understand cuz I woulda been totally embarrassed if those coupla times I passed out on my front lawn and somebody called the cops at 3am. Totally embarrassed. From Yahoo news:

WINDERMERE, Fla. (AP)—Tiger Woods canceled yet another meeting with state troopers but, for the first time, talked about his car crash on his Web site, saying it was his fault, that his wife acted courageously and that remaining details were private.

The statement was posted about an hour before troopers were to meet with the world’s No. 1 golfer at his home inside the gates of Isleworth. A meeting was not rescheduled.

In a tape of a 911 call released Sunday, two days after the accident, a neighbor told dispatchers that a black Cadillac Escalade hit a tree and “I have someone down in front of my house.”

Woods’ neighbor never mentions the golfer by name, and the call is inaudible at several points because of the bad connection.

“I came out here just to see what was going on,” the neighbor, who was not identified, told dispatchers. “I see him, and he’s laying down.”

In his statement, Woods took responsibility for the accident.

“This situation is my fault, and it’s obviously embarrassing to my family and me,” Woods said. “I’m human and I’m not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn’t happen again.”

Woods said it was a private matter, and he wanted to keep it that way. What he failed to address was where he was going at that hour.

“Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible,” he said.

Windermere police chief Daniel Saylor has said Woods’ wife, Elin, used a golf club to smash out a rear window to help him get out of the SUV when she heard the crash from inside their home at 2:25 a.m. Friday.

“The only person responsible for the accident is me,” Woods said. “My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.”

The accident came two days after the National Enquirer published a story alleging that Woods had been seeing a New York night club hostess, and that they recently were together in Melbourne, where Woods competed in the Australian Masters.

The woman, Rachel Uchitel, denied having an affair with Woods when contacted by The Associated Press.

Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred confirmed she was representing Uchitel when she was reached by the AP on Sunday.

Happy Thanksgiving!!

or Fakesgiving, whatever the kids are calling it these days. Just for you:

and a few tidbits while you mentally digest that!

Courtney Love thinks Jamie Spears molested Britney

The Pussycat Dolls aren't speaking to Nicole S.

Rihanna is being paid large to perform New Year's Eve

OctoMom may squirt out more tadpoles

and a coupla blind items just to make your day:

BuzzFoto – This story happened last year at a certain Celebrity’s Thanksgiving table. It’s no secret to the guests that came, but we still thought it was pretty interesting/strange and wanted to share it. Last year, this actress who has bragged about her cooking skills in the past, made a great Thanksgiving dinner for her friends and family. The dinner had a theme: Each guest was asked to bring a side dish laced with their favorite recreational drug of choice. The dinner was a hit, and full of crazy antics afterwards. Not Eva Longoria.

UPDATE: After this crazy Thanksgiving dinner, there was one guest who got very sick. We feel we should mention this so everyone knows (if they didn’t already) that the dinner was a VERY dangerous thing to do and we hope no one in their right mind is crazy or stupid enough to do anything close to it. The celeb apparently has had some fall-out for it, even from those who had participated and has lost some high-profile friends because of it.

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BlindGossip – This celebrity couple is spinning some tall tales this Thanksgiving. They have each told their respective families that they can’t attend Thanksgiving with them because their spouse has a film commitment out of town and they need to accompany them. Not true. Neither of them are working that day. They are actually just turning off their phones and staying home. Just them and the kid/s… and one spouse’s Significant Other. How are they going to keep the kid/s quiet about how they really spent the holiday? Well, these two are such experienced liars, we’ll bet their genes have already been passed down to the next generation.

Control

Watched this movie about Ian Curtis and Joy Division yesterday. Forgot how much I loved them. The movie...well, just another tragic story of love gone wrong and a punk rock star who couldn't deal with life. *sigh* RIP Ian. At least there's an echo of days where bands wrote their own songs because they had something to say and had talent to back it up. Here's Love will tear us apart:

Did Guilt Make Him Do It?

Maybe he had a lot of other issues on his plate but lying about Michael Jackson surely weighed the heaviest. From Radaronline:

The father of a boy who sued Michael Jackson and accused him of sexual molestation died by committing suicide, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

Evan Chandler, formerly a Beverly Hills dentist, shot himself in the head. He was found dead in Jersey City, N.J.

Jersey City Police Department spokesman Stan Eason told RadarOnline.com: “Evan Chandler’s body was found at 5.35 pm on November 5 by the concierge at his luxury apartment building in Jersey City. We have ruled it as suicide because he was found with a gun held to his body and had a single bullet wound to the side of his head. Mr. Chandler was 65.

“There was no note found in the apartment but officers did find medication in keeping with a serious medical condition. A doctor based at Colanta Hematology in Bayonne, NJ, had called the concierge, asking him check on Mr. Chandler’s apartment as Mr. Chandler had missed an appointment. It was thanks to the concierge’s actions that Mr. Chandler’s body was discovered. Mr. Chandler’s body has now been returned to his family.”

In the early 1990s, Chandler reported Jackson to authorities in both Los Angeles and Santa Barbara, charging the King of Pop with molesting his son, then 13.

But the case never went to trial because the boy received a civil settlement for “personal injuries arising out of claims of negligence” from the superstar.

Both parties signed a confidentiality agreement, promising not tot talk about the case or the multi-million-dollar settlement.

Playboy For Sale!!!

If you have a spare $300 million, you can own the empire that Hef built and his daughter destroyed....That's right, Playboy started to suck and go downhill when his daughter took the reins. That's when the womne started to look faker and faker and a lot more like plastic. Guess his sons will not be taking the throne!

from reuters.com:

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Playboy founder Hugh Hefner changed American pop culture, one centerfold at a time.

With his Playboy Enterprises Inc in talks to be sold for about $300 million, the 83 year-old Hefner will be giving up control over the iconic adult entertainment empire he founded that was instrumental in shaping society's opinions on nudity, sex and free speech.

Playboy magazine also showed men how to enjoy stylish clothing, good liquor, sports cars and other luxuries, and became a standard bearer for that lifestyle -- real or imagined.

"All that kind of stuff just piled up issue after issue -- promoting that idea of consumer abundance as being synonymous with the good life in this country -- and Hefner is very important in promoting that idea," said Steven Watts, author of "Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream."

But as Playboy's fortunes waned, some of the symbols of wealth that surrounded Hefner became harder for him to hang on to.

Playboy Enterprises Inc is in talks with Jim Griffiths, a former entertainment president at Playboy, and private equity firm Golden Gate Capital, to sell itself for about $300 million, a source familiar with the matter said Friday.

Playboy declined to comment. Golden Gate Capital, which is in joint talks with Griffiths, were not immediately available for comment.

The company is also in separate talks with Iconix Brand Group to sell itself, sources told Reuters on Thursday.

The company has been looking for a buyer for months, even before the appointment of a new chief executive in June, when Scott Flanders replaced Christie Hefner, the daughter of the magazine's founder Hugh Hefner.

Al Bundy is distraught:

Adult Swim Fans!!

check this out from reuters! I'm going to make my own season!!

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Adult Swim, the raunchier side of Cartoon Network, is letting its fans design their own DVDs.

Starting Monday, visitors to AdultSwimShop.com can choose 110 minutes' worth of TV episodes, some artwork for the DVD case and disc face, as well as create a menu and title, and Adult Swim will mail the finished product to them for $20.

Adult Swim's Build a Custom DVD launches with 100 episodes of those shows and others. By year's end, its entire originals library of more than 1,000 episodes from more than 30 series will be available.

Adult swim also distributes its content digitally via iTunes, Xbox Live and PlayStation Network.

The initiative is similar to Warner Archive Collection, whereby Warner Bros. lets consumers select classic film titles online for DVDs that are "manufactured on demand" and mailed. Warner Bros. and Cartoon Network share the same parent, Time Warner.

The Kardashians are Ovah

Or KardASSians....whatever. Paris Hilton is pissed and aims to take back the reality show crown as the queen. We all know that when Pari$ decides to put her mind to something, she manages to achieve it, no matter how much we might hate the bish. Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, she's coming for you.

Paris Hilton is declaring war on her former best friends, the Kardashian sisters, for becoming more famous and earning more cash than she does.
The hotel heiress is fuming that Kim and her sibs, who got their first big break by hanging out on the Hollywood scene with Hilton, have eclipsed her in the fame and money stakes. Sources say she's hatched a plan to boost her brand by pushing a new beauty line and make herself more likable by playing down her lavish lifestyle.
A source told Page Six: "Paris is furious that Kim got her start by hanging out in Hollywood with her -- and now, the Kardashians have it all, the reality shows, the magazine covers, the big appearance fees and promotional deals.

"She used to command $100,000 for club appearances, but now Kim is the hottest girl -- and they aren't friends anymore. The magazines are bidding around $300,000 for Kourtney's baby-shower and baby pictures. And Khloe's wedding brought in record ratings for E!

Sources close to Hilton said she's carefully working on the launch of her new hair and beauty line, which she'll unveil in Beverly Hills on Tuesday, taking the lead from the Kardashians by having her family at her side.
And she's keen to play up her more stable relationship with Doug Reinhardt and talk about the possibility of marriage and babies.


courtesy of ~Page Six~

See Bill Gates' Home

Cuz you know it's better than all the rest of ours. This way you won't need to fork over $35000.00 for a walk thru.

Hrmm..

Fergie outs Kanye? Wait, I thought that happened a few months back with al the rumors of him on the DL and the South Park episode.....if anyone outed him, it was South Park. None of it really surprises me, it would totally explain his diva attitude. I mean, he just acts like such a queen. from digitalspy.com:

Black Eyed Peas star Fergie has credited Kanye West with broadening hip-hop's audience by making his music "gay-friendly".

The singer insisted that the 'Heartless' star has always pushed the boundaries of rap with his experimental sounds and stylish dress sense.

She told MTV: "Kanye West really did a great thing for hip-hop and made it very mixed and open."

Fergie also spoke highly of her bandmates will.i.am, apl.de.ap and Taboo, adding: "They're completely gay-friendly, [too]. Are you kidding me? Look at how they dress!"

Carrie Prejean can't take the heat

Larry "Inappropriate" King asked Carrie PreJean (that's right bitch, i'm calling you Pre Jean...like jeans one covers one's ass with because you're an ASS) questions on his show because that's what Larry King does. He asks people questions. Apparently Carrie "I'm a Christian" PreJean didn't expect to be asked questions. Maybe on Planet Carrie, talk shows like Larry King host llama acts with flying acrobats and guests just sit there. You would think that miss PreJean would use the opportunity to explain herself better or apologize for sucking up space or something but instead, she had a pre-schooler's temper tantrum and just refused to be on the air:

What a bitch.

Blind Item!!

Have fun with this one! *wink*

BlindGossip – He’s a movie star, he is married, and he is gay. Out of respect for his wife, though, he only allows a boy in his bed when either one of the couple is traveling. Thoughtful, right? Well, it’s rather creepy, because the last couple of guys he has been with bear a strange resemblance to his wife. So is he picking the boys because they resemble his wife, or did he pick his wife because she resembles the kind of boy he likes? Hard to say, but in either case, he has no intention of coming out of the closet any time soon. Oh, and yes, they are practically boys. He likes them young, but is pretty careful about them being of legal age.

Lady Gaga's Bad Romance

She hasn't quit yet! Enjoy

Hello Britain! London restaurants and pubs of London!

Seems like I give a lot of love to the French, no? Time for some love for the Brits!

When I was a child long ago, my parents took me with them on a trip to London. If I were ever to make it back, I would be totally lost, not knowing where to even start. Trying to find a good place to eat would probably be a disaster that I don't even want to imagine. So if you were going to visit, say, London if you haven't been for a very long time, or maybe you are taking your first trip there and want to know where to go, what would you do? would you trust a site that was pushing tourism or would you want the opinions of people who live there or have been where you plan to be?

Your friend Spin has a great answer for you, at QYPE! For instance, click on restaurants to see what's available in the UK. If you want to see London restaurants, click here. If you want to plan a pub crawl in London, you could plot out from start to end your route.

Here's what is so awesome about this site: It has reviews written by people who have been to these places and can help either steer you clear of a bad experience or help you find the most fun around.

Say you want to find prime rib in West End. In the Search For field, type in "prime rib" then "West End" in the Where? field. It pulls up all results, in the case of West End, just one and then has an overall rating for the place. If you want more details, you can read individual reviews. If you go to the restaurant, you can add your own review to let others know what you thought.

Qype also adds a handy map that you can print and take with you so you can be sure to find the Restaurants London, or Pubs London with the best ale with the best service and not get lost.

I typed in "Guy Ritchie's pub" and of course, since there is no pub with that name, it tells you that there are no results. but if you scroll down a little, you'll see listings in the reviews mentioning his ownership.

Another handy feature is on the right side where other pubs and bars are listed that are within the same area and tells you how far away they are.

So, Qype is Spin approved, being easy to use with terribly useful features like maps and customer reviews. Someday when I get back to London, I'm going to use Qype to plot my takeover of the city. Look it up here!

Rachel Zoe post!!

I know there are other ppl out there who watch the Rachel Zoe project....it seems Rach fired Taylor!! Taylor was a huge bitch who had an unjustifiable sense of entitlement anyways.....no wonder that show is potty, barely on. Found this on gossiprocks.com:

People is saying that Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe's right hand bitch Taylor Jacobsen was pink-slipped this morning for reasons unknown.
Taylor had this to say on her Twitter page: “Today is an end of an era and a beginning of a new professional chapter. Looking forward to what the future brings…!!!”


Chupa issued this statement: "I lit-ter-ally DIED. Like I'm lit-ter-ally like dead buh-nanas. Like lit-ter-ally I'm dead. Like my heart lit-ter-ally shut it down. It's buh-nanas."


Oh, I'm going to miss that mega bitch Taylor. First of all, nobody can unpack a box like she can (that's a good quality in a person). Second of all, Taylor was the only real bitch around those parts. She rolled threw "fuck that shit" looks at just the right moments and always said exactly what was dancing on my tongue. For example, when Brad was queefing sequins about dressing Anne Hathaway on stage at the Oscars, Taylor said that she'd rather die than do that shit. EXACTLY. Taylor is way too good to be wasting her acts of bitchery on Chupa.


Chupa Fired Taylor! | Dlisted

Poster boy for Birth control to be a father again?

K-Fool. K-Fed, Fed-Ex....however you know Kevin Federline, just can't keep it wrapped. Makes me wonder what diseases he's carrying. Seems he's gonna be a father again. From digitalspy:

Kevin Federline is going to be a father for the fifth time, tabloid reports have claimed.

The ex-husband of Britney Spears, who was recentlyconfirmed to appear in VH1 series Celebrity Fit Club, is allegedly having a baby with his current girlfriend Victoria Prince.

According to the National Enquirer, Federline was unhappy when Prince broke the news to him.

"The test was positive. She told Kevin that she was pregnant, but he didn't seem happy to hear the news," a source said.

"Under no circumstances does he want another kid now. He's not even acknowledging the possibility.

"He's awful when it comes to birth control. Kevin thinks it's the woman's responsibility."

Federline has sons Sean Preston, 4, and Jayden James, 3, with ex-wife Britney Spears, as well as Kori, 7, and 5-year-old Kaleb with former girlfriend Shar Jackson.

The 31-year-old has been in a relationship with volleyball player Prince since last December.

*WTF is he thinking? Another Federline will walk the earth?*

Beyonce at 2009 MTV Europe Music Awards

And all I can say is: Nice Camel Toe

CARRIE PREJEAN HAS A SEX TAPE.

Allow me to repeat that, CARRIE "Miss Ima Christian up in hurr" PREJEAN HAS A SEX TAPE. Splain that up to your christian peeps, miss thing. You amemba her, she's the one who used to be Miss California then got all anti-gay as the new chrsitian poster child. What's really retarded is this, off of ONTD:

Carrie Prejean demanded more than a million dollars during her settlement negotiations with Miss California USA Pageant officials -- that is, until the lawyer for the Pageant showed Carrie an XXX home video of her handiwork.

The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let's just say, Carrie has a promising solo career.

We're told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to jettison her demand and essentially walk away with nothing. As we first reported, the Pageant is paying around $100,000 to her lawyers and publicist -- a fraction of her bills. She pockets nothing in the settlement.

*You know Harvey "I'm a lawyer" Levin doesn't give a shit, he's been waiting for the right moment to spring this puppy out. She's a greedy l'il bitch ain't she? Sit down, ho*

Tyra blows her off:

What did Rihanna really say?

To me, she said nothing. Her whole "interview" seems very guarded, as if either she's still not really ready to talk about what happened (possible) or her PR handler is holding a very tight rein on what she says (also possible). At least she referred to Chris Brown in the past tense, like she's ready to leave him there.

Digitalspy reports:

Speaking to Glamour, she said: "I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears. That was the level of media chaos that happened the next day.

"The positive thing that has come out of my situation is that people can learn from that. I want to give as much insight as I can to young women, because I feel like I represent a voice that really isn't heard."

*But she's not really saying anything here....What voice? What does that voice say, RiRi? Does it say it's wrong for a woman to be beat like that by someone she loves? Mixed message. I hope she becomes more vocal about standing up against domestic violence.*

Douchebag has baby

If anyone cares, Mel Gibson has spawned offspring yet again. Out of wedlock and against all that is his holier-than-thou catholic crap. He's so full of shit. from digital spy:

Mel Gibson's partner has reportedly given birth to the couple's first child together.

According to Radar Online, the filmmaker's Russian fiancée Oksana Grigorieva delivered Gibson's eighth child, an as-yet-unnamed girl, on Friday.

The new mother and baby are reportedly resting at home.

The 53-year-old has seven children with ex-wife Robyn Gibson, who filed for divorce from the actor earlier this year.



and in a twist of irony, from Nikke Finke:

Mel Gibson has always been better known as a movie star and film director than as a Hollywood mogul. Yet he has been at the head of LA-based Icon Group with partner Bruce Davey since 1989. Today
(Nov. 1) they announced the sale of the UK operations of their film and entertainment business to the US-based industrial group, Access Industries. The deal includes Icon’s international sales company, the distribution operation based in the UK, and the Majestic Films & Television library. (But not the LA operation Icon Productions, which Gibson still owns outright with Davey who relocated to Australia.) The UK business will continue to operate under the Icon name but former UK Film Council chairman Stewart Till will be appointed Icon UK’s new CEO as well as an equity holder in the business.

*alimony maybe?*

Kim K. to get married too?

Is there nothing that this clan of whores won't do for attention? Seems like their time is almost up and these are the stunts they must pull to try to keep some spotlight. Guess you have to work at it super hard when you're barely a celeb, with your only talents being caught on a sex tape twice and having a huge ass. After this we only have babies and divorces to look forward with them. From IDLYITW:

Inspired by sister Khloe's extravagant "wedding", Kim Kardashian has secretly started planning her own wedding to BF Reggie Bush, say sources. Kim and the New Orleans Saints running back - who split in July amid charges they had both cheated - are back together and happier than ever after rekindling their love affair in August, say friends of the couple. "Kim and Reggie haven't looked back since reuniting," said a friend of the couple. "They're already making wedding plans." Kim is the one who popped the question - sort of. "After they got back together, Kim was determined to pin him down on marriage," explained the friend. "So while visiting him in New Orleans following Khloe's wedding, Kim brought up the subject of walking down the aisle. "She was totally surprised when Reggie said, 'Yes, let's do it!'"

3

I'm going to be very honest here with Britney Spears' new video "3".....The song itself isn't that spectacular, it's just another typical Britney style song with the subject being threesome's (ooooh, controversial! *cough*).

The video...well, on the plus side, Britney looks better, her costumes are alright and she's trying to work it more like Old Brit. Oh and she's totally using her videos for product placement, a little self promotion.

On the con side, the pace of the video is too slow, the shots are boring, her hair is STILL a ratted mess and once again, she falls flat. There was so much potential to make this an awesome piece and it just doesn't work. She takes threesomes and makes them stale, mundane and boring. I watched this and thought, who cares? I am looking forward to remixes of the song and hopefully more interesting remixes of the video. Judge for yourself:

France is my hero!

Dear France, I love you, marry me, s'il vous plait. I love how you bitch-slapped $cientology! They don't know who they are messing with, the Masters of the Art of Gossip! Hell, the French tried to even off each other (Reign of Terror anyone?) and if the French can't do themselves in, nobody else is gonna come close! don't disappoint me now, France....keep up the good work!

Read the joy here.

Just in time for Halloween!

Enjoy "Intercourse with a Vampire" cuz even relationships with vampires get old...

Intercourse With A Vampire, Episode 1

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Another $citard blow!!

It's just beautiful, isn't it? I'm on watch now, scared that this man will turn up dead under mysterious circumstances. I found this on ONTD:

By: Roger Friedman // Sunday October 25, 2009

Paul Haggis, the Oscar-winning writer-director whose credits include “Crash,” “Million Dollar Baby” and “Letters From Iwo Jima,” has left the Church of Scientology.

In a stunning move, Haggis has written a letter explaining his exit to Tommy Davis, the celebrity wrangler for Scientology and the son of Scientologist actress Anne Archer. The veracity of the letter has been confirmed by a friend of Haggis.

Two things seem to have pushed the popular, amiable Haggis over the edge. One was Scientology’s backing of Proposition 8 in California banning gay marriage.

The other is more personal. It turns out that Haggis and his wife, actress Deborah Rennard, came into Scientology through her parents, of all things. But at some point, Rennard was ordered to break off from her parents and have nothing more to do with them because they’d violated some code of the sect. This heartbreaking situation has finally taken its toll.

read his letter here.

It's so

Soupy Sales Tribute

I worshiped this guy as a kid, nobody else made me laugh like him. Here is a clip of his 83rd birthday where he talks about his "Green Pieces of Paper" scandal:

Ashlee Simpson hits the Unemployment line!

from Radaronline.com:

The end of 2009 has been a tough one for the Simpson sisters. With Jessica now on the singles market, happily mothered and married younger sister Ashlee has hit a career bump: the CW recently announced they would be killing her character off the show.

According to executive producer Todd Slavkin, Simpson was always set to leave after the twelfth episode. "We felt that once the murder mystery was resolved, the tone of the show was going to shift into a much more fun, romantic, sexy upbeat kind of show, and [her] character would move on," he told Entertainment Weekly. Colin Egglesfield will also be let go.

While the move may have been in the cards awhile ago, a source tells RadarOnline.com that Simpson just wasn't appealing to the audience. “Ashlee wasn’t popular with viewers. The CW wants the show to do well so they listened to the audience and the audience didn’t really like her or the character, so they made the decision to get rid of her for the sake of the show,” the source said.

*Funny as hell and Daisy approved!*

Lovedrunk

From Boys Like Girls....enjoy!

Khlomar finished the prenup!

Anyone know if the marriage license has been filed yet? from TMZ:

As we first reported, under the terms of the deal, Lamar keeps the $33 million salary he could make with the Lakers. Lamar will fund the joint account and give Khloe an annual lump sum that remains static throughout the marriage.

And, for good measure, Lamar agreed to pay for the home they plan to buy.

*I'm gonna be generous and say they'll last two years. Anybody want to start a pool?*

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Faux Marriage news

I'm wondering if Ryan Seacrest is actually an evil little troll who preys on stupid people so he can make more $$. Cuz Khloe & Lamar are sure celebrated for being stupid.

"Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's lawyers are thrashing it out to come up with a pre-nup agreement that satisfies both parties and allows the couple to finally legalize their union.

Not surprisingly, Odom's attorneys are putting up a fight with Kardashian's attorneys as far as their demands are concerned.

Odom's team doesn't want Odom to lose a penny of his hard earned money and Khloe's team wants her to receive the same deal that other brides are offered in a pre-nup.

In the case of a divorce, Khloe wants: their new house, a new vehicle at the end of every lease cycle, $25,000 a month in general support, $1,000 a month in beauty care, $5,000 a month for shopping and courtside Lakers tickets for everyone in her family.*

They shuda got married in Texas....where there really is no alimony...or they have to be married at least 10 years before the court will even begin to think about awarding it. Courtesy of Radaronline.com

Star Magazine is claiming that they are about to split...or faux divorce....how do you divorce if you aren't really married?

Finally!

America wins! USA! USA! Jon & Kate plus 8 is over! From Radaronline:

Jon & Kate Plus 8 will officially end in mid to late November, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

TLC has not made an announcement but RadarOnline.com has confirmed with sources outside the network that there is just enough unused new footage to take them through about another month.

"They will eek out what they can in terms of more shows," a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com. "Obviously they are not shooting anymore so they are taking what they have and seeing how many more episodes they can get out of it."

Jon Gosselin has told the network they no longer have his permission to film the children and TLC will not challenge that. If Jon changes, his mind, they will go into production on the new show, Kate Plus 8.

"TLC has no plans to film unless the situation is resolved," the source told RadarOnline.com.

*On a personal note, I'm more and more disgusted by how it seems the media and society as whole anymore is rewarding dumbassery and stupid behavior instead of rewarding things that are worthwhile and actually help people. Not a good sign for us and there are too many examples to point to, such as that new Lamas family show, the Kardashians, Tool Academy, that really gross Antonio show, the Heene family balloon fuckery.....Srsly, more focus needs to be put on what is deserved, not disrespected.*

Congrats?

This is from MediaTakeOut.com.....so take it with a grain of salt....

We got the official confirmation guys – Mariah Carey’s pregnant. According to one of MediaTakeOut.com's insiders close to Mariah, the platinum selling artist and her husband Nick Cannon are expecting their first child together.

The couple has been trying for nearly a year to have a child and they’ve finally made it work.

But don’t expect an announcement anytime soon. The insider explained to MediaTakeOut.com, " Mariah is superstitious, and she doesn’t want to talk about the pregnancy until she’s a lot further along."

Well congrats guys . . . I'm sure they're both excited. Mariah gets to have a baby . . . And Nick can be the stay-at-home dad that he's always wanted to be. . .

*and supposedly Nick Cannon's brother knocked up Danger from "for the love of Ray J"...so wth?*

Brought to you by Whitney Houston:

Um, wut?

Ay, Caramba! Marge Simpson Gets Nude for Playboy

Who knew Marge Simpson was such a sex kitten?

Sources confirm that the ambiguously aged, iconic cartoon TV mama will appear—naked!—on the November cover of Playboy magazine...

Hugh Hefner teased a while back on Twitter about a possible Marge-Playboy collaboration. We now can tell you that the Simpson matriarch will be featured in a three-page pictorial complete with an interview and a data sheet to mark The Simpsons' 20th anniversary.

But if naked blue-haired cartoons aren't your forté, don't worry. Marge will not— we repeat, will not—be replacing the usual real-life human Playmate in the issue.

We haven't seen the Marge shots yet, so we cannot tell you if the rug matches the drapes.

*from ONTD*

EXACTLY

David Letterman won't be in trouble for jack. Nikki Finke explains why:


So I'll say what other media haven't the guts to point out as they speculate on whether CBS will investigate David Letterman's single man sex with staffers at his independent production company Worldwide Pants: This fish stinks from the head. CBS boss Les Moonves professionally and personally crossed the line of propriety when, of all the women in the world from which to choose, he began an adulterous affair with a network underling, The Early Show’s co-anchor Julie Chen, and broke up his 24-year marriage in the process. Not only did Viacom bigwig Sumner Redstone overlook that, but the old coot himself over the years, whether he was married or not, openly shtupped one of his producer girlfriends while she had Paramount and/or CBS deals. Which are all violations of so many corporate codes of conduct that I don’t think I can count that high.

*Too many people in Hollywood are busy fucking other people....too many fingers to point.*

Jon & Kate: It just got ugly

He took the money! Stupid Kate, the first thing you shoulda done when announcing divorce is gone to the bank. From Radaronline:

At the same time he was telling a national TV audience that he wanted to put the brakes on his divorce and establish a better relationship with his wife, Jon Gosselin was secretly emptying their bank account, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

Jon violated an arbitrator's rules and pulled hundreds of thousands of dollars out of his joint account with Kate, leaving her with only $1,000, a RadarOnline.com investigation uncovered.

It's the most dramatic turn yet in what has been a public brawl of a divorce, with Jon hiring a controversial lawyer and trying to repair his public image in the past few weeks.

He appeared on Larry King Live last week with his lawyer Mark Heller and said he had an epiphany, adding: "I want Kate and I to mediate. I want us to become friends."

But within hours of uttering those words, Jon was withdrawing several hundred thousand dollars from his joint bank account with Kate without her knowledge, leaving his estranged wife with only $1,000.

When Kate discovered what happened she engaged a high-powered lawyer who immediately sent Jon a letter, demanding he return the money to the bank account. And RadarOnline.com has learned that another lawyer for Kate will go to court in Pennsylvania on Monday to file papers demanding the money be returned.

Multiple sources tell RadarOnline.com that Jon's actions were in violation of the Gosselin divorce arbitrator's guidelines.

Another bank account, set up for the Gosselin children, was untouched.

Lady GaGa & Kanye West Cancel Tour!

Kanye West and Lady Gaga have officially canceled their tour "Fame Kills".


Kanye West and Lady Gaga tour canceled

(AP)

NEW YORK — Kanye West and Lady Gaga's tour is over before it began.

Just days after announcing dates for an ambitious tour that was to kick off next month, the tour was canceled.

Live Nation announced the news on Thursday. The tour promoter says refunds will be issued.

The name of the tour was to be "Fame Kills."

The cancellation comes on the heels of negative publicity for West. He is still feeling the heat for hijacking Taylor Swift's award-winning moment at the MTV Video Music Awards last month.

*Somehow I am not surprised, I wonder if this was just a convenient excuse for Kanye to not hold up his end...for fear of maybe it getting too 'gay' for him plus I wonder if this means he's really going to go into rehab*

I KNEW IT!!!

Khloe and Lamar's wedding was a fake fake fake!!! There is no marriage license! From TMZ.com:

TMZ has learned Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are not legally married ... and they won't be until a prenup is signed.

We've learned two high-powered family law attorneys are already squaring off, trying to hash out the prenup Odom wants as a condition to marriage. Neal Hersh is doing his bidding, while Lisa Meyer is repping Khloe. We're told the negotiations -- which began last Friday -- are already contentious.

Kardashian WeddingOur sources say the couple will tie the knot -- legally -- once the prenup is inked.

*Lamar is still free to fuck about the country*

Don't Be A Douchebag!

For your weekend!

Lilly Allen: It's over

from digitalspy:

Lily Allen has confirmed that she has no intention of recording a follow-up album to this year's It's Not Me, It's You.

The singer recently revealed that she would star in a stage production of Neil LaBute's Reasons To Be Pretty and would not "record and tour again for quite a while".

Writing on her It's Not Alright blog, Allen said: "Just so you know, I have not renegotiated my record contract and have no plans to make another record (applause).

"I do however remain a fan of new music, so this is not some selfish crusade."

She added: "The days of me making money from recording music has been and gone as far as I'm concerned, so I don't (at this point) stand to profit from legislation.

Kirk Cameron: Snake

In an effort to not give the douche publicity, I'm not running his personal embarrassment about Darwin's theory of evolution here. But this is better:

Kirk Cameron, best known for his role in the 1980s sitcom Growing Pains, now spends much of his time advocating for far-right Christian evangelical causes.

In a video posted recently to YouTube, Cameron lays out a plan to subvert 'Darwin Day' on November 22, 2009 -- a date marking the 150th anniversary of the publishing of Charles Darwin's "Origin of Species." Cameron says that he and like-minded activists plan to deliver 50,000 copies of an altered version of Darwin's book to students at dozens of U.S. universities.

In case you havn't seen the banana video:

College kids everywhere, this is my plea to you: If these douchebags actually come to your campus, please HAPPILY gather up all the copies of this shit that you can, then have a happy burning party. Complete the night with a keg! See, Kirk is helping you to accomplish your goals after all.

OMG

You have to read this to believe it...maybe even see it on Oprah. Now wonder Mackenzie Phillips is a drugged up mess. From msnbc.com:

...in a tell-all book out Wednesday, the former childhood actress reveals that her dad, musician John Phillips of the ’60s band the Mamas and the Papas, engaged with her in a long-term incestuous relationship.

Phillips, 49, who has survived drug addiction, arrests and divorce, writes in the book “High on Arrival” that she was already a star playing a boy-crazy teen on the TV sitcom “One Day at a Time” when her father had sex with her on the night before she was to marry Jeff Sessler, a member of the Rolling Stones entourage, in 1979.

“On the eve of my wedding, my father showed up, determined to stop it,” writes Phillips, who was 19 and a heavy drug user at the time. “I had tons of pills, and Dad had tons of everything too. Eventually I passed out on Dad’s bed.”

“My father was not a man with boundaries. He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father.

“Had this happened before? I didn’t know. All I can say is it was the first time I was aware of it. For a moment I was in my body, in that horrible truth, and then I slid back into a blackout.”

Phillips’ life began to spiral out of control. In 1980, she was fired from “One Day at a Time” because of her constant drug use. That same year, she went to rehab — with her father. She even toured with him in a band called the New Mamas and the Papas. Her sexual relationship with him had become consensual.

“One night Dad said, ‘We could just run away to a country where no one would look down on us. There are countries where this is an accepted practice. Maybe Fiji.’

“He was completely delusional. No, I thought, we’re going to hell for this.”

*So yeah, her father is responsible for rooting her drug use. Geez, how did she keep from killing herself?*

update from Radaronline: A tearful MacKenzie Phillips bared all on The Oprah Show Wednesday, with shocking allegation after shocking allegation.

The most shocking? That she had an incestuous affair with her father for ten years, became pregnant and then aborted the baby, not knowing if it was her own father's child or the child of her then husband.

Phillips said the first time she did coke she was 11, and that her dad taught her to roll joints at the age of 10.

With regards the Rolling Stones, Phillips said of her affair at 18 with the band's lead singer, "Mick Jagger locks the door and he says 'I've been waiting for this since you were ten".

There was one one good revelation during the interview though, Phillips said that she has been clean fromdrugs for a year now.

*yikes, kids....yikes*

It was this event that ended the affair she was having with her father, John Phillips, of the band the Mamas and the Papas.