*Points & Laughs*

This is off of news of the world so take it how you will....but this made me laugh my ass off! And I thought by now that Blohan had already fucked everybody!

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THESE shocking sick images show the depths of depravity Lindsay Lohan has sunk to in her battle against cocaine addiction.

Taken just weeks before she was admitted to rehab for the second time, the drugs-crazed 20-year-old wild child is captured holding a KNIFE to a friend's throat at a party.

The pal is also pictured sliding another blade down the Mean Girls star's breast... as Lindsay slips her own knife into her mouth in a chilling game.

A source told us: "These photos are very worrying. Lindsay is so out of control. She should not be left within a million miles of a knife. The states Lindsay gets herself into she is lucky to be alive."

Our frightening exclusive pictures were taken four months ago at a house party where Lindsay was publicly claiming she was reformed and sober after her first bout of rehab.

Now she is back in a Malibu clinic after driving her Mercedes into a tree, high on coke and booze. Last night a friend from Lindsay's inner circle revealed how the star's mental state has continued to crumble behind the walls of the Promises clinic in California.

"On the first night she couldn't stop crying. Since then she's refused to follow the rules and keeps having hissy fits about people," says our source.

Among the celebs she blasted were:

PARIS HILTON: "In one of her group meetings she yelled that her friend Paris was a coke whore and couldn't believe how stupid she'd been driving while banned. She said, ‘Paris thinks she's above everyone. She's not. Paris is a stupid cow and deserves what she gets'."

NICOLE RICHIE: Next she scathingly attacked actress Nicole. "She saw a woman who is bulimic and said, ‘She's like Nicole. What problems does Nicole have? The girl just needs to eat. Period'."

CALUM BEST: Our source said Lindsay was devastated after it was revealed her 25-year-old boyfriend had been caught enjoying a drug-fuelled romp with two hookers. Our source said: "Since then she has begun to self-destruct even more. When she was told what he had done with those prostitutes she broke down and cried, ‘I thought he loved me'.

"He still hasn't bothered to get in touch with her. She thought Calum might become her rock but sadly he has just continued his wild ways without her. That's torn her apart."

Lindsay's obsession with bedding famous men is also at the root of her drink and drugs-fuelled madness.

The friend revealed: "She cries all the time at what a mess her life has become and how she has behaved like a complete tart."

It is just a month since the News of the World showed Lindsay being videoed snorting cocaine before bragging: "I'll f*** Jude Law tomorrow."

She bragged about the size of Jude's manhood before claiming she slept with him while he was dating Sienna Miller.

Her friend said: "She just got so carried away with bedding men like Jude and James Blunt she couldn't stop going out.

"She was hooked on pulling those kinds of men and took drugs to give her the confidence to approach them. She needs help to stop her obsession."

The Promises clinic is where singer Britney Spears went earlier this year. Patients have to stay a minimum of 30 days. Our source said Lindsay's family have paid for three guards to be with her in the clinic to make sure she does not escape.

The friend added: "The clinic even took her mobile from her to make sure she can't call people who are a bad influence on her.

"But she went berserk so they gave her a new phone with only the numbers of her family, publicist and agent on it.

"Now her friends just want her to stay in rehab for as long as possible. Only then will she be safe."

Posh hates bloggers!

Maybe in an urgent need for attention because you know, nobody gives a crap about her skeletal, boy-looking ugly mug dragging around over here in the states, Posh had this to say:

Posh calls bloggers 'sad and spineless'

Victoria Beckham has hit out at celebrity bloggers who she says are just weirdoes who know nothing of the real lives of the stars.

'I think these people are pretty spineless, the way they hide behind pseudo-names,' she told Neil Sean on Sky News. 'They don't really know what's going on in anybody's lives. They're just sad people that sit behind their computers.'

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whatever, bitch. we all know that you just don't feel good enough, that's why you are so skeletal....and that your husband cheats ALL THE TIME.

like this off of holy moly!

mole is used to circulating in football circles, and has first hand evidence of the little secrets that Premiership footballers would rather keep to themselves.

Such as a certain club and country captain who is remarkable shouty with his fists when it comes to the ladies. And a certain ex-captain of his country who uses his bodyguards to approach women to lure back to his room (when his wife isn't watching, naturally).

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so go eat a steak and STFU robo-tits. We hate you too.

And then there's the jail dodger....

I mean, who doesn't realize that the whole reason she ran to rehab was to stay out of jail? Kind of like when you used to play "Tag" as a kid and you ran for base as fast as you could to avoid being "It".

off of ONTD.com:

Lindsay Lohan won't be attending Sunday's MTV Movie Awards, her publicist confirmed Friday.

The actress, who checked into rehab earlier this week, was one of several celebrity presenters scheduled for the show, which is being broadcast live from the Gibson Amphitheatre in Universal City. Her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, said in a brief e-mail that she wouldn't be there.

Just days til Pari$ goes to jail!!!

And really, all this bullshit is making me want to hurl. SERIOUSLY! I guess you could always use that bible to whack somebody on the head with....

off of TMZ.com:

Paris Hilton's mom told TMZ cameras that her wayward daughter is "preparing and praying." The June jailbird is clearly trying to find God before she heads to the slammer next week. Big guy up in the sky, show me a sign! Hallelujah!

Paris and a pal attended an evening church service at Bel Air Presbyterian Church, which offers several classes on Tuesday evenings, including an Adult Discipleship class -- the perfect course for a future convict! TMZ spoke to one of the church's Bible Study leaders, who explained, "The bible is the key thing. Without the bible you don't have anything. You get to know who your God is." This might come in handy in jail!

The other Tuesday church group is "The Foundry," for ages 22-35, which according to their site, helps to "Grow them up in the likeness of Christ through small groups, and go out to serve with their gifts and passions." Retail therapy to save the world! Hoorah! Shop for Jesus!

Whichever class Paris attended, she is definitely on the road to scrubbing her sins away! Goodbye perdition, hello probation!

For Ur Lolz!!!

It's the new drinking game!!! Every time Jack Bauer says dammit, you drink!
Ready? GAME ON!

*Points & Laughs*

The crash test dummy got CAUGHT!

Oh this is sooo funny! Like we didn't know!!! Rehab, Schmehab!!! Somebody call White Oprah STAT!!!

off of MSN.com:

Lindsay Lohan Booked on Suspicion of DUI

May 27, 3:12 AM EST

Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence Saturday after her convertible struck a curb, and investigators found what they believe is cocaine at the scene, police said.

Lohan, 20, and two other people were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 when it crashed on Sunset Boulevard around 5:30 a.m., Sgt. Mike Foxen said. It appeared the actress was speeding, Lt. Mitch McCann said at an afternoon news conference.

Officers at the scene found a "usable amount" of a drug tentatively identified as cocaine, McCann said. He declined to say where the drug was found other than to say Lohan was not carrying it.

Lohan, who spent time at a rehabilitation center earlier this year, was driven in another car to a hospital for treatment of minor injuries, McCann said. The two other people in her car were not hurt.

Officers received a 911 call about the accident and arrested Lohan at the hospital for investigation of misdemeanor driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs, McCann said.
She was released from custody because she was admitted to the hospital, police said.

McCann declined to comment on Lohan's blood-alcohol level. He said the case will be presented to the District Attorney's Office where the actress could face more charges, including felonies. Her tentative arraignment date is Aug. 24.

The crash was Lohan's third accident in about two years. In October 2005, Lohan and a passenger received minor injuries when her convertible hit a van in West Hollywood.

Authorities said the van driver, who also received minor injuries, was at fault.

UPDATE off of TMZ.com (you know they are eating this up like free pie on tuesdays):

Two hours after she left Les Deux, cops responded to a 911 call reporting a one car hit and run and Foothill and Sunset Blvds in Beverly Hills. Cops say Lindsay was driving her Mercedes and lost control and went up on on a curb.

Cops say they arrested her at Century City Hospital where she had been taken by friends after the accident. They're waiting for results of blood tests to determine just what substances she had in her system. One thing the cops do know... more charges could be filed in this case.

Poor Linds. She's in a heap of trouble. Fleeing the scene of an accident, coke allegedly found in her car and a possible DUI- and she's under 21 to boot.

UPDATE off of Splash News Online:

Things for Lindsay Lohan went from bad to worse after her DUI accident but I think the best way to describe her situation now is “f*cked.”

...remember that big 21st birthday party sponsored by Svedka Vodka Lindsay was going to have in Las Vegas? Well, it looks like Svedka, very smartly, has pulled out of sponsoring the party! I guess Lindsay doesn’t fit the description of a responsible drinker and partier.

Final Rinse: WTF? ANYBODY else caught with coke on them is guaranteed a trip straight to jail. Why was this bitch only cited? She needs to go to jail!

off of Bossip:

Two weeks ago, Eve was arrested in Hollyweird for a DUI and went directly to jail. Well, early Saturday morning, Hollyweird coke whore Lindsay Lohan was “cited” for a DUI and for having cocaine in the car. She crashed her whip while coked up, drunk, and angry after getting into a fight with her lesbian lover Samantha Ronson. She was arrested at the hospital and given a get out of jail free card, a citation. DUI and coke and she gets a “ticket”?

The coked up Lohan was caught on video by Splash News running from the scene of the crash, likely getting rid of her coke stash before “one-time” (police) arrived to the scene.

Lock the b*tch up! Click here to read about the historic get out of jail free card she was given.

Can't quite put my finger on it....

But soon-to-be-locked-up celebutard Pari$ite has had something done to her face....somehow she looks different.

Let's compare these recent pics to earlier pics of her:

What is different?

For ur LOLZ...

I've been lazy, will bring you the essence of Foo soon!

So....

Recently, like, tonight as a matter of fact.... I was told that I'm Scully hot....I always thought she was cute....That's a good thing, right?

Blohan @ The Chanel Cruise Show in Santa Monica.

Note her knees. Either spray tan doesn't stick well to knees or...

She's been working the rug.....

oh yeah, Jerry Falwell died.

One last hate-filled asshat in the world. I sure won't miss him. "Ding dong the bitch is dead" ran thru my head when I heard. Here's a few things to remember him by:

In His Own Words

“Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.”

“AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.”

"I think [Desmond Tutu]'s a phony, period, as far as representing the black people of South Africa."

"The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way—all of them who have tried to secularize America—I point the finger in their face and say 'you helped this happen'."

This pisses me off.

But are you really surprised? I mean, didn't we all expect this? You know, I've always heard that when the law really wants to scare you, they throw you into county lockup. But deep down, didn't we all know that the bitch would get her way somehow?

off of Celebitchy:

Up until now, statements by the LA County Sheriff’s department have indicated that Paris won’t receive any leniency in her jail time, as was widely expected at first given Michelle Rodriguez’s less than four hour stay for a 60 day sentence in the same facility. Rodriguez was jailed last year, and after the Paris’ sentence was announced officials said that the prison is no longer crowded and she could be expected to serve most of the time, with up to 6 days off for good behavior.

Now the LA county jail is suddenly overcrowded again, and little vulnerable Paris could be out in hours or days. They gave one of those official-sounding poilce statements that makes it seem as if it’s this calculated decision, but to me it looks like they’re changing their tune and have decided to go easy on her.

The source is the same sheriff’s representative that said the prison had plenty of room and she would serve most of her sentence in an earlier statement. I’m a bit dissapointed, but not surprised, by this:

Sheriff’s Department spokesman Steve Whitmore said Hilton’s sentence could be cut nearly in half by state law allowing for credit for time served for good behavior. In addition, he said, overcrowding in the jail system could further reduce the time she spends in custody.

Overcrowding has been a major issue in the L.A. County jail system, with some inmates — even violent ones — serving as little as 10% of their sentences. (If that standard was applied to Hilton, she would serve less than a week in jail.)

Actress Michelle Rodriguez, who starred on “Lost,” was sentenced to 60 days in jail for a probation violation last year but ended up serving less than a day in jail.

“She will be treated like any other inmate who’s classified as a low-level security risk,” Whitmore said. “There are a series of issues that will come into play here, including her criminal history, the nature of the offense and the population of the facility.”

Using those and other factors “the decision will be made as she is booked into the jail,” Whitmore said. “We do this with every single inmate.”

[From LAtimes.com via RadarOnline]

It’s suspicious that things could change so quickly in a week. Paris and her family are trying to pull a personal favor with Governor Schwarzenegger and have asked for a pardon. They’ve donated nearly 60k to his campaign over the years. Maybe Arnie put a call in to the LA sheriff’s department and asked them to come up with a reason why Paris won’t be subjected to L.A. county jail for much more than a day or two.

With all this hoopla over Paris, I’m wondering what’s going on with her frenemy Nicole Richie’s case. Richie was busted driving the wrong way on the freeway in December, 2006. She had an earlier conviction of DUI in 2002, in which she received three year’s probation after blowing a .12 and admitting to officers to drinking vodka. In December, Richie told cops she had pot and a vicodin that day, but she passed the breathalyzer.

If convicted of the recent DUI, her second, she faces a mandatory 5 days in jail under California law. The last I heard, her lawyers entered a not guilty plea on her behalf and there was a pretrial hearing scheduled April 2nd. If she gets time too, that will indeed be sweet justice.

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For ur lolz....

How I spent my Summer Vacation, by Pari$ Hilton

Compiled from TMZ.com:

A rep for Los Angeles City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo has released a statement to TMZ in support of the decision to sentence Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail. "City Attorney Delgadillo believes today's ruling sends a clear message that in the City of Los Angeles, no one is above the law."

Moments after Paris Hilton was sentenced to serve 45 in the clink, TMZ learned that her mother, Kathy, rushed over to the lead prosecutor and lashed out, "I want your autograph. This is pathetic." In the same breath, as she walked out of the courtroom, Kathy looked up and said, "I can't believe all the money we spent on this."

While her pals are hanging in Malibu or the Hamptons, Paris will be spending 45 fun-filled days and nights with 2200 of her closest female felons at Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF).

Reopened in March, 2006, CRDF is located in beautiful Lynwood,Calif. -- just minutes from nearby Compton! While Mr. Chow takeout isn't available, according to the AP, CRDF does serve three low-sodium poultry based meals a day. Yum!

For her own safety, Paris will most likely be segregated from the rest of her prison pals and live in a one or two-person cell. Cozy.

During her days at Chez Clink, Paris will get just one hour a day to shower, exercise, watch TV or talk on the phone. And sorry to say, Blackberries are not allowed. Oh, the humanity!

As for wardrobe choices, Paris will have the option of one of four different colored jumpsuits. Depending on how she is classified and where she is housed in the facility, Paris could don a blue, brown, white or classic orange one-piece from the House of Detention collection. Paris better get crackin', because with June 5 fast approaching, it gives her just one month to plan her kick-ass going away party!

"I just want to say I'm sorry," Hilton told the judge.
After he revealed her sentence Paris wept in the courtroom.

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Yeah, the reality is that while she is going to serve time, she is a Celebutard and you know there is some bitch on the inside who wants to be known as "That fierce bitch who shanked Pari$"....so Pari$ite won't be sharing a cell with anybody and will be kept away from the general population. Unless, of course, somebody bribes a guard to turn their head for a moment....(graphic courtesy of Scout's awesome skills!!) Oh and I'm certain that Pari$ wept because she got caught...not because she truly regretted her actions.

mood: Spin is very sad, still.

Goodbye my Sweetheart

Gin Gimlet died tonight of liver and kidney failure. There was no hope of recovery. He had a happy and pampered life, I miss him terribly. The road of this life will be much lonelier without him. He was 10 years old.

I Hope This is True....

Cuz Prince wud be my heerro again

off of MSNBC.com:

By Jeannette Walls

MSNBC

Did Prince dis Paris?

The artist sometimes known as Symbol Man publicly humiliated the partying heiress and her singing ability, according to the new issue of Us.

Hilton was in the audience as Prince performed at Club 3121 at the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas on April 20. At one point, Prince invited the “Stars Are Blind” crooner to join him onstage.

A “delighted” Hilton scampered onto the stage and the “Purple Rain” singer handed the wanna-be-pop star the microphone and told the audience, “Let’s see if she can really sing,” a source told the mag.

An angry and humiliated Hilton stormed offstage — and left the club two songs later, reports Us.
Hilton’s rep insists that the story is untrue, and Prince’s spokesman had no comment.

*YAWN*

This is off of Celebitchy:

Jennifer Aniston has kind of accidentally admitted to UK’s Heat Magazine that Courteney Cox and David Arquette are having marital difficulties.

I don’t know about Courteney, but if my best friend went to a magazine and confirmed that I was breaking up with my man before checking it with me first, I would kick her butt. She probably let this news slip because Courteney talked to Brad at the Golden Globes.

This is what Jennifer let slip to one of the Heat journalists two weeks ago:

Jennifer Aniston has admitted that her best pal Courtney Cox and husband David Arquette are going through a rough patch.

“Speaking to Heat’s reporter two weeks ago, Jen revealed the couple are having “marital problems”, but added, “Whatever happens, I will be there to support my friend.”

From Heat Magazine, Issue 421, Week of 28-April - 4 May 2007

Speculation has been rife that there has been problems brewing with the couple for months, and according to sources they have hardly spent any time together this year as they are both busy on respective projects. Courteney in the past has admitted that they have had marital trouble and sought counselling. A visit to the shrink may be in order again, as Heat reports that for the premier of the movie The Tripper (in which David appears in), Courteney showed up late and left early, with David going back home alone to their Malibu home and Courtney going to stay at their Beverly Hills one.

HAD to add this!

Hell hath Froze Over, y'all!

Is Pari$ite with him cuz he's the Sperminator?

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I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?

Maybe this is better....

Yes? No?

Wait, I know! With the kitty head!

How about Foo Cho? I like it with Foo Kitty's head!!!

FOO CHO GANGSTA!!!

WORSHIP THE HOTNESS!!!

Yes, I am a warped, twisted human being with a morbid sense of humor. Thanks for noticing.

WORSHIP THE HOTNESS DAMMIT!!!

*Falls Over From Laughter*

Larry Dickhead swingin both ways!!!

off of I'm Not Obsessed:

Larry Birkhead’s secret gay lover has sold the scoop about their relationship to Star Magazine. His name is Kerrick Ross and I am not sure how much money he got paid… but BOY did he spill the beans.

“I was Larry Birkhead’s secret gay lover! America doesn’t know the whole story about Larry Birkhead. He apparently had sex with Anna Nicole and fathered her baby, but there is no question: He also had sex with me!”

Curious where they met? ME TOO! Apparently, they met at a cocktail party in Louisville a few years ago. Kerrick has been ‘out’ for a very long time. He confessed that Larry asked him to keep quiet about the affair.

“We were together for about two months and had sex eight to 10 times, always at my apartment. He often spent the whole night with me. I had been ‘out’ for a long time, but Larry was not out of the closet — and he was terrified about his family, who were devout Southern Baptists, finding out he was having a gay relationship.

He was especially afraid of his father finding out. He said, ‘If my Dad knew about this, he would kill me!’

Obviously Birkhead’s lawyers are saying this is simply untrue.

Don Ho dead at 76!!

My parents used to torture me with this song....but I'm gonna miss this guy!

Is Blohan gettin her Lezzz on?

This off of JJ's Blog:

Celebrity stories told like no other. None of the information comes from 'sources' it comes directly from the horses mouth, Jonathan Jaxson. Jaxson is a former Hollywood publicist turned blogger and upcoming author.

Lindsay Lohan dating DJ Friend Samantha Ronson

Yes, it is true. At least from all my sources. I have been part of 5 cover stories for the National Enquirer regarding Lindsay Lohan. She actually has always been quite open. I would love to name all the young Hollywood she has slept with, but I will keep that for the 'book.' Maybe she was tired of the boys and that is why she decided to spice it up with BFF Samantha Ronson. Here she gets a boy and a girl packaged all into one. Now I would have no bad things to say about either if Samantha wasn't deeply involved in alcohol and drugs. Not the best influence for a rehabbed Lindsay Lohan.

There you go, kids!

Larry Dickhead is the father! Well good for him. Now he has free reign to take total advantage and even try to get a piece of Anna Nicole's claim on Marshall's $$$. Don't even try to convince me that he wasn't in this for the $$$.....if this had been anybody else, espcially an ugly chick, he would have been running hard in the other direction.

Personally, I feel very badly for Howard K. He's about to lose all connection that he had with Anna Nicole and I think he loved her. I think he did his best to do as she asked. I really feel badly for the guy.

off of TMZ.com:

Larry Birkhead told TMZ he plans to contact Howard K. Stern in the next hour and take him up on his offer made during the news conference to see Dannielynn -- and he'd like to see her this evening.

Ron Rale, Howard's longtime friend/lawyer, says "Howard has already called Larry's hotel twice since the hearing to ask him to come over tonight, but hasn't been able reach him." Rale adds, "Howard not only wants Larry, but Larry's entire family that is in the Bahamas to come over this evening to start getting to know Dannielynn."

Rale adds Howard wants Larry to come over as much as possible to make the transition. Sources say the transition will probably take between two and four weeks. Rale says Howard has been in contact with professionals to obtain advice on how to transition in the healthiest way for Dannielynn.

Tip o' the Week

I figure I'll try this new feature, a weekly (or maybe monthly, havn't decided yet) beauty tip that works and is inexpensive. If you have a tip you'd like to share, email me at spin_sycle@yahoo.com with 'tip of the week' in your subject line.

Here's this one that I've run across a coupla times and plan to try out soon:

Treat cellulite with coffee grinds! You can do this even if you don't drink coffee, I know there are some Starbucks that bag up their coffee grinds and you can have them for free. I'd suggest heating them up in the microwave for use. You could also use those grinds in certain plants, like citrus plants or some houseplants to help them grow.

Cellulite Buster

Those expensive cellulite creams have one ingredient in common: caffeine! You can make your own cellulite treatment with caffeinated coffee grounds that works beautifully. Here’s how:
The used grounds work better if they’re warm.

1. Put some newspaper on the floor of your bathroom.

2. Mix about a quarter-cup of warm used coffee grounds with a tablespoon or so of olive oil. Stand on the paper and apply the coffee mixture to your cellulite areas using your hands or a loofah mitt. Don’t worry if a lot of the coffee mixture falls to the floor; enough will stick to your skin to do the trick.

3. Wrap the area in plastic wrap and allow to remain on for several minutes.

4. Remove wrap and brush off excess coffee mixture. Shower with warm water.

5. This procedure is most effective when repeated twice a week.

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Spin's final rinse: Why spend more $$$ than you have to?

This makes me laugh

I mean really...there are so many people trying to capitalize on Anna Nicole's death.....it just makes me laugh.

off of splashnews:

Debra Opri has responded to the itemized legal bill submitted to Larry Birkhead, releasing this statement:

“One can only imagine from whom and for what purposes these stories were started. I cannot comment on unauthenticated documents which were disseminated to the media under suspicious circumstances, and which are covered by the attorney-client privilege. I can assure you, however, that all of the fees and expenses incurred on behalf of Mr. Birkhead were reasonable, necessary, and appropriate, given the complexity and magnitude of this very high profile case that was litigated in two different states and a foreign country. Out of respect for Mr. Birkhead, I cannot comment further at this time.”

Jezus Goddammm Tapdancin Kriiist

Heroin buddies?

Pam looks ordinary without makeup and Courtney looks normal for her, which would be stoned. BTW, I've included a pic of Courtney in a bikini....because it makes me feel better about me.

Her midsection seriously makes me want to hurl. Seriously. Oh the ravages of drugs and alcohol and whatever else she's done to herself.

ANS Results...

Dammmbuh she was on a lot of shit. A LOT!!! Here is the offical autopsy report, courtesy of the smoking gun:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0326071anna1.html

Off of Msnbc.com:

DANIA BEACH, Fla. - Anna Nicole Smith accidentally overdosed on at least nine prescription drugs — including a powerful sleep syrup she was known to swig out of the bottle — after a miserable last few days in which she endured stomach flu, a 105-degree fever, pungent sweating and an infection on her buttocks from repeated injections.

In a detailed autopsy report released Monday, a medical examiner noted the former Playboy playmate refused to go to a hospital three days before her Feb. 8 death. She chose to ride out her illness in a hotel suite littered with pill bottles, soda cans, SlimFast, nicotine gum and an open box of Tamiflu tablets.

Broward County Medical Examiner Dr. Joshua Perper found that in the days leading up to her death, Smith, 39, had been taking large amounts of the seldom prescribed sedative chloral hydrate, which also contributed to the 1962 overdose death of Smith’s idol, Marilyn Monroe.

Police found no apparent signs of foul play, and the medical examiner also ruled Smith’s death probably was not a suicide because people who take their own lives typically use much more lethal drugs than chloral hydrate.

Smith perhaps unaware of lethal drug combos
Rather, he said, Smith might have been simply unaware that the sedative could be fatal in combination with multiple other prescriptions she was taking in normal doses for anxiety, depression and insomnia.

Contributing factors included her weakened condition from a stomach flu and fever brought on by a pus-filled infection on her buttocks from repeated injection of other drugs.

for the rest of the story, follow this link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17788386/

PUT ME IN THE WAAY BACK MACHINE!!!

I found this and for the sake of nostaglia, I HAD TO POST IT!!!!

Don't tell me that Britney Spears didn't get all her moves and sound and shit from Vanity 6. Can you believe these bitches should be around 50 now???

Vanity 6 - Nasty Girl
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Is Lindsay Lohan Schmokin?

off of NinjaDude.com:

I’d like to think the object clutched between Lohan’s pointer finger and thumb contains tobacco, but in the year 2007 I don’t know of any Hollywood starlets that like to roll their own cigarettes. Lindsay was spotted partying at Stereo nightclub during her recent NYC party trip, and an anonymous tipster e-mailed this sneaky shot of her mid-toke.

Sounds like some creative inspiration for her disc jockey venture! Lindsay has been on the wheels of steel a lot lately…and I know marijuana is often considered a safe alternative to alcohol. Spark it up, yo!

You heard it here!

Even though the official report comes out monday, resources have been pooled to find out what killed Anna Nicole before!!! Remember, we already know she had an enlarged liver...

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off of the National Enquirer:

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: ANNA NICOLE SMITH DIED WITH TOXIC LEVEL OF SLEEPING MEDICATION IN HER SYSTEM
Anna Nicole Smith died with a toxic level of the sleeping medication chloral hydrate in her system.

In a joint newsgathering operation, the National ENQUIRER and Star magazine have solved the mystery of the former Playboy model's death and provide a detailed portrait of her final days.

The world exclusive details come days before Broward County, Fla., Chief Medical Examiner Joshua Perper will hold a press conference to announce the former Playboy Playmate's cause of death.

The ENQUIRER and Star have also learned that Anna Nicole had a raging blood infection. The infection was caused by an unsterilized needle and contributed to her death.

The infection was so serious, it would have killed her if she had not overdosed.

Contrary to speculation, tests show Anna Nicole did not have methadone or any other painkilling drug in her system at the time of her death.

The ENQUIRER learned that just before she left the Bahamas for Florida on February 5, three days before she died, Anna Nicole received an injection in her left buttock.

Tests did not reveal what that substance was.

"As she boarded the plane for Miami, Anna Nicole developed a painful abscess at the site of the injection," said a source with knowledge of the case. "The needle wasn't sterile. The pain kept getting worse as the abscess got larger and larger very quickly."

From Miami, Anna Nicole and her live-in lawyer Howard K. Stern traveled to Hollywood, Fla. The pain from the abscess became excruciating and Anna Nicole developed a high fever.

By the time she got to the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino her fever was 105.

Anna Nicole, unaware that her blood was being poisoned by infection, had also developed a second infection from a virulent form of norovirus, which causes intestinal problems.

It was at this point that Anna Nicole — and her entourage — made a fatal mistake. She refused to go to a hospital, a decision that would have saved her life.

Instead, Anna's people gave her an ice bath to control the fever, administered the antibiotic ciprofloxacin by mouth and gave her an over-the-counter flu medicine.

As the needle-caused infection took over her body, she began vomiting, had severe diarrhea and could not urinate.

On February 6, a Tuesday, Anna spent the whole day in bed. She could not keep fluids down. She was becoming severely dehydrated.

On Wednesday, February 7, Anna seemed somewhat better, but she wasn't, the source said.

"She was still vomiting and suffering diarrhea," said the source. "Again, she spent the whole day in bed, as the abscess continued to grow. She was in such pain, she just wanted to sleep."

And that's when the final fatal mistake was made. Sometime overnight on February 7, Anna ingested the sleeping medication chloral hydrate. The drug is extremely potent. The dose was too much — and in fact it was a toxic level, the ENQUIRER and Star have learned exclusively. On Thursday, February 8, Anna never woke up.

A nurse found her unresponsive at about 1:30 p.m.

At 2:49 p.m., Anna Nicole Smith was pronounced dead.

Preliminary analysis indicated the cause of death was systemic sepsis syndrome, a lethal blood infection. It was caused by the abscess of the left buttock. Further investigation revealed the fatal level of chloral hydrate.

Chloral hydrate can cause depression of respiration, especially in a person who is already sick because of an infection and dehydration and it can cause death within a relatively short period of time.

Anna Nicole also had scarring from numerous injections she got in the buttocks

Angie & Pax

Ok maybe Maybe she needs children's blood to stay young. I dunno.

This makes Spin SAAAD!!!!

Mainly because of Jenna Jameson.....she used to be so smokin HAWT! What happened? But she does at least make Pari$ look like a tub of lard in this pic. But I want the old Jenna back!!!

Here We Go!!!

We're at the crest, very nearly the top of the big hill on the rollercoaster, about to go fast a furious down the other side! Hold onto your hats!!!

off of TMZ.com:

The judge in the Dannielynn "who's your daddy" case has just ordered up the telltale DNA.

The judge in the Bahamas just ordered Howard K. Stern to submit his DNA sample for testing along with Dannielynn's. Larry Birkhead's DNA will be tested as well. Anna Nicole's DNA is in the bag too. We're told the results could come later this week.

Birkhead left the courtroom with pumped fists in the air, jumping up and down.

If Larry Birkhead is the father, the judge could make a quick decision on custody. Then a passport would be the only thing standing in Birkhead's way of taking Dannielynn to the U.S.

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DAMMIT! I wish I could take bets here! Ok...maybe not....but the light is at the end of the tunnel!!!

In case you hadn't heard...

Strange new developments in the ANS baby-daddy trial....We're on the rollercoaster, the part where you're going slooooowly up the big hill, about to screech down the other side as we all anxiously await the DNA testing!!

This from SplashNewsOnline:

A Bahamian judge has ruled that there will be a DNA test to settle the paternity of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter Dannielynn.

The judge has ordered all parties to court on Tuesday for the DNA hearing. No word if the DNA samples from Larry Birkhead, Howard K. Stern and Dannielynn have already been submitted or if they will submit samples on Tuesday.

Also off of SplashNewsOnline and I find terribly interesting:

Larry Birkhead’s lawyer, Debra Opri has quit! She issued a statement saying “Larry Birkhead and I have terminated our attorney-client relationship effective immediately.”

Wow, reportedly the two have butt heads often over the last few weeks and speculation has run from the amount of money Opri is being paid to how certain information concerning the case is leaking to the media.

Talk about short notice to get a new lawyer.

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Personally, I find Birkhead to be just as sleazy as the rest of them.

Happy Fucking St. Patrick's Day!

So, my dealer, myself and a friend of ours got up early this morning to go get Irish breakfast and some Guiness for St. Pat's day. It was all well and good until we went to the next spot on out list, a bar across the street with, of course, the outside parking lot area for drinking. Notice I said bar. We were practically the only people out there for quite a while enjoying ourselves, kicking back and tossing back a beer or two. A married couple brought their 5-year-old into the area for lunch or what the fuck ever and the mother had the nerve to come over to us and ask us to not say the "F word" so much since they had a 5-year-old present. Folks, this is why I hate the Mommy Mafia and the Mini-Van majority. We politely told her to fuck off. I mean, it's a bar area. Why would one bring a child there? Besides, we were planning to leave in about 10 minutes. Facist Fucking Bitch. I hope she gets a scorching case of herpes and hangs herself.

Truth comes out

Don't know how or who leaked this.....I'm not even sure how right this is...but it makes sense! She and Pari$ were fighting over the same toilet to puke in maybe?

off of ONTD:

Britney Spears has confessed to doctors that she has been suffering from the eating disorder bulimia since she was 16.

The 25-year-old singer tearfully told rehab staff – already treating her for drug and alcohol abuse – that she “pigs out” on junk food like burgers, sweets, biscuits and ice cream then makes herself vomit to avoid putting on weight.

Britney’s nine-year nightmare, revealed in an American magazine, was confirmed by a senior source at the £24,000-a-month Promises centre in Malibu, California.

She entered the centre last month after shaving her head at a hair salon.“Doctors are alarmed at the physical state she is in,” said the source. “They confronted her about her desperately unhealthy lifestyle and the truth came pouring out.”Britney said she managed to stop the dangerous habit during her two pregnancies.

But as soon as sons Sean Preston and Jayden James were born, she began the desperately unhealthy cycle again in an effort to lose her added baby weight. On top of her alcohol and alleged cocaine use, the bulimia turned her into a “human wreck”, according to the source, who added: “When she came here she was shaking and baking. Her whole body was wracked by spasms and she was hot one minute, then freezing cold the next.“

Her first week in detox was real hell. She was in a total mess but slowly she’s pulling through.”Dietary specialists at Promises are working with doctors to help Britney conquer the eating disorder – famously suffered by Princess Diana – which was discovered when specialists realised why her medications were not working.

The source said: “For the first few days, she’d take her tablets, then go off and eat breakfast or lunch. She was throwing the whole lot up, so, naturally, her medications weren’t working. Now the medical experts know why, her progress should pick up a little speed.”

Told you she was a Control Freak!

I knew Madge was bossy! Now there'll be a book to prove it!

this off of TMZ.com:

When Madonna sleeps, everybody sleeps. And don't even think about using the water when the Material Mom slumbers.This is just one of the odd tidbits that the world will learn about Her Madgesty's life behind closed door is detailed in a new tell-all from her former nanny, Melissa Dumas. Apparently, as Page Six reports, Madonna won't let anyone make noise while she sleeps, including taking a shower -- and that includes hubby Guy Ritchie and the kids. Titled "Live To Tell: My Life as Madonna's Nanny," the dishy tome is slated for a September release with Crown Publishers. Dumas -- who lived with Madonna from 2005 to 2006 -- also reveals that Madge enforces a strict household media ban and a stringent dietary regimen. Live to tell? We're not so sure.

About fed up with the ANS drama

And more comes along!!! This is off of SplashNews, who knows how true it is....and how many do we have on the Dannielynn baby-daddy roster now? I lost track. How soon befoer the DNA test?

I have a question....Why is this guy just now coming forward about this instead of 5 years ago when it happened? Looking for a payout maybe?

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The Phoenix New Times broke a story yesterday that Anna Nicole Smith had a torrid affair with a Native American man named Johnny Soto during her stay at the Sanctuary Resort and Spa on Camelback Mountain that produced a son, the now 5-year-old Marshall Soto, named after her deceased husband J. Howard Marshall.

I thought this story was fake when i first read, kind of like reading The Onion, since it reads like a bad soft-core romance novel. I have attached a particularly salacious section for you below:

They rarely left the townhouse-style dwelling, having room service bring them champagne, oysters, steak, anything they wanted. At one point, Smith had a yen for fried chicken, so she sent her limo driver in search of a KFC. He returned with five buckets of Extra Crispy, and container after container of mashed potatoes with gravy — a fave of Smith’s. (At one point, she smeared potatoes and gravy all over Soto’s privates and licked them off.) Soto noticed strains of racism in Smith’s attraction to him, but he was having too good a time to refuse her demands.

“At first, it was all in fun,” Soto details. “She’d call my you-know-what her ‘tomahawk,’ her ‘wooden Indian,’ or ‘big wampum.’ Sometimes she’d ask me to do a war dance naked with this feather from one of her dresses stuck in my baseball cap. I tried to tell her that the Tohono O’odham don’t wear feathers, but she didn’t care. She thought it was funny, and it turned her on, so I did it, though I have no idea if our people even have a war dance.”

Being from the South, race-mixing was a no-no for a white woman, but Smith secretly craved crossing the color barrier. She told Soto that sleeping with him was “almost like sleeping with a black man.”

“Sometimes I felt like I was being used, and it left a bad taste in my mouth,” says Soto. “But I was just as guilty as she was. The only whites I’d ever had sex with were prostitutes, and I couldn’t get enough of Anna Nicole. I fell under her spell. I did whatever she asked.”

That meant enduring Anna Nicole’s singing the un-PC Disney song, “What Made the Red Man Red,” from Peter Pan, as they took a bubble bath together. Or complying with her insistence that he perform an “Injun yell,” as she called it, when he climaxed.

If this is true, and I am suspect at the moment since this “Johnny Soto” guy is wearing sunglasses in the picture they have posted, but if it is, that means Dannielynn has a half-brother, an additional heir to the fortune, and could this change the next of kin? This is insane.

You can read the rest of the story HERE.

Honestly, where's the surprise?

We all know that Pari$ has the attention span of a gnat....she does things on impulse and never commits herself to any real projects. How long do you think it'll be before she loses interest in acting and quits her classes? She's a total attention whore. Next, she'll be all about a clothing line that'll fail cuz she lost interest in that. Bitch.

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off of Digital Spy:

Paris Hilton is to be dropped by her record label within the next few weeks.According to a report in the Daily Star today, Warner Music have not yet told the Simple Life star that they do not wish to work with her for a second album, but believe that Hilton will accept the decision as she has "lost interest" in her pop career.

A source told the newspaper: "Paris will be dropped in a matter of moments. She's totally lost interest in the project and in all honesty, her label feel very much the same."

EAZZZY BI!

Got this blind item off of crazy days & nights:

At a recent wedding, this former flame did not show up because the new husband did not want him to be there. Seems as if he has caught his new bride and her former flame still sparking from time to time. He was willing to put up with it when they were single, but not now as a married couple.