Her Madgesty is not pleased

from 3am girls:

Queen of Pop Madonna is furious that an American radio edit of her new single has been cut by a quarter.

Madge's song, Four Minutes To Save The World, was slashed to barely three minutes, which, she fumes: "It wasn't my idea! That's not enough time to save the world."

Sounds like M, as pals call her, is confusing herself with her Bond namesake..

*did I mention my hot yummy dream that I had about Justin Timberlake?*

Is United Artists doing that badly?

March 28, 2008 -- TOM Cruise and Sumner Redstone are settling their differences and getting ready to work together again. Redstone, the cantankerous head of Viacom and CBS, fired Cruise two years ago after Cruise jumped on Oprah Winfrey's couch to demonstrate his love for Katie Holmes and then went on "Today" to promote "Mission: Impossible III," but instead went on a tirade against prescription drugs. But the two had lunch yesterday at the Polo Lounge in the Beverly Hills Hotel, one of LA's most public places for a rapprochement. "Tom is missing Paramount. He needs a hit," explained one Angeleno.

ALL FORGIVEN? - New York Post

Carrying Brad Pitt's twins not so hot!

from A Socialite's Life:

Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

For those of you who have been living in the Mariana Trench, Brad Pitt has impregnated his shadowy mistress Angelina Jolie with twins. This pregnancy isn't going as well as Shiloh's did. Angie is suffering from "edema or swelling, gestational diabetes, fatigue and relentless nausea." Ugh.

"Angie has gestational diabetes," a source says. "She found out about a month ago and has been trying to keep it under wraps. She's been seeing a nutritionist about it -- frequently."

Angelina isn't known for being a hearty eater. After her mom Marcheline Bertrand died last year, Angelina's weight went down to 98 lbs. You hang onto those incredibly expensive babies now, Angie! She's also all kinds of swollen.

"Her feet are so swollen that her shoes have gone up a half size at least. She's constantly tired," says the source. "She's sick and irritable and feels heavy and weak."

Caption this pic!!!

She just didn't want to show her tampon

Jessica Simpson arriving on a dinner date with Eva Longoria

*say what?*

Did Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo secretly get hitched? According to Jess’ mother Tina Simpson they did!

When photogs asked Tina when her daughter was planning on marrying Romo, she laughed and responded, “Jessica is already married to Tony. What are you talking about?”

Jessica later added, “Well I guess if my mom said it, it must be true!”

Pop Fiction done already?

you know, you can only fool ppl, especially the paps, for so long before they catch on....and it seems Ashton K. already shot his best wad. from Janet Charlton's:

To Ashton Kutcher's dismay, no one was fooled by Audrina Patridge's contrived visit to the Black Wave tattoo shop. To his credit, Ashton did manage to get another publicity hungry celebrity to cooperate for his Pop Fiction show. (He sets up photo ops and hopes gossip mags or websites will jump to conclusions)

A mob of paparazzi followed Audrina to the tattoo parlor and she emerged with an arm full of Asian lettering which will no doubt wash off in the next few days. This time the paparazzi guessed right away it was a set-up, but the photos are fun, anyway. With nobody falling for his lame stunts, what will happen to Pop Fiction?

Photo: WENN

Hulk Hogan Drama Gets Worse!

Forget that he had an affair with his daughter's best friend, he's about to get sued! Clearwater? the Cof$ is after him? Hulk doesn't know best!

CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) - Hulk Hogan is being sued by the man who was critically injured in a car crash involving the wrestler's son. John Graziano's attorneys filed a lawsuit Monday in Clearwater against Hogan, whose real name is Terry Bollea. The lawsuit says he and his estranged wife, Linda, are liable as the parents of 17-year-old Nick Bollea.

Graziano was a passenger in Nick Bollea's Toyota Supra when Bollea lost control and crashed into a tree on a downtown Clearwater street Aug. 26. Lawyers say the Iraq war veteran - who wasn't wearing a seat belt - was left in a semiconscious state and will require care for the rest of his life. An attorney says millions of dollars will be sought.

Nick Bollea is facing a criminal charge of reckless driving involving serious bodily injury.

Hulk Hogan Is Sued Over His Son's Car Crash - Starpulse Entertainment News Blog

Katie Holmes having the life sucked out of her!

But when did you not know that since she got chained to the crazy midget?

from IDLYITW:

The pressure of being a robot wife with no independent thought is apparently too much for Katie Holmes as she has been reportedly suffering from dizzy spells and debilitating headaches for weeks. Although the cause of these blackouts and fainting spells is unknown, sources say that Katie Holmes, even though very thin, wants to be skinnier and is obsessed with dieting. Star Magazine reports:

When Katie recently lunched at her favorite restaurant, L.A.'s Joan's on Third, it was obvious that something was terribly wrong. She seemed exhausted, her skin was pale, and she looked feeble and emaciated. "She gave us a weak smile and wave before leaving out the back door," says an eyewitness at the restaurant. Once outside, a confused and unsteady Katie braced herself against the doorframe before her bodyguard carefully guided her into a waiting SUV."

However, the main reason for Katie Holmes' health problems appears to be Tom Cruise himself. With his high energy and intensity coupled with his exacting nature, Holmes appears to be crumbling under Cruise's unrealistic expectations:

To complicate matters even further, while Tom goes off for days at a time ("His rule is 'You can be with me, but don't ask about it,'" says a source), Katie is overseeing the interior design of their lavish $35 million Beverly Hills mansion. "To him, the home is a status symbol," says a source, "so it's on Katie's shoulders to pull off something beyond magnificent, something Tom can brag about. She's giving herself headaches thinking about it and making herself sick."

Man, poor Katie. Headaches? A $35 million mansion? When oh when will God deliver her from this suffering?

*In other words, "you can be with me but don't ask my pillow-biter about it"*

Here's more from Star Magazine:

Dizzy spells like this have become a frighteningly common occurrence for Katie over the past few weeks. As one source explains to Star, Katie has been suffering from splitting headaches that make her see black spots and feel faint. Another problem? Her weight. Although she's already rail thin, she feels pressure to be even slimmer and is obsessive about dieting.

Katie may never admit it, but sources say her superstar husband may be contributing to the debilitating headaches. His high energy is often hard to keep up with — and that, paired with her intense need to live up to his expectations, is really taking its toll, both mentally and physically.

"Katie doesn't get enough sleep — and hasn't for months now," says one insider. "She's tired and drained much of the day because Tom is so wired, and they stay awake until after midnight. He has boundless energy, and she just can't compete."

*LOL at Joel walking out on Nicole on the cover*

And it just doesn't end

for the Heath Ledger will issue. Seems that sometimes when someone dies, more trouble is stirred up than if they had just lived.

Larry Williams, father of Michelle is set to challenge Heath Ledger’s father Kim over the late actor’s will.

Larry Williams, father of Heath Ledger’s ex Michelle has challenged the late actor’s father Kim to publicly state the value of their son's fortune. Williams, a well-known stock market trader, has said he is perplexed by documents filed in a New York court listing Ledger's assets at just £75,000. “It's real simple: just come clean with everything,'' he said. "It's so easy to resolve this. He [Kim Ledger] just has to say where the income went and where the assets are. I'm certain that there is grieving in the Ledger family but (lawyers for) Kim have already filed papers in New York, so it seems like it's time to be transparent about it. I have no idea what Heath Ledger was worth (but) they certainly haven't stated all of the assets to the court.” Williams is now the second person to question Heath’s father Kim’s handling of his assets after the actor’s uncle and godfather Mike Ledger voiced his doubts last week

Believe it or not?

Anybody else read the rumor awhile back on CDAN about the singer who doesn't sing her own stuff? I think he called it Milli Vanilli part 2.....anyhow, I'm done picking at Brit and i just feel badly for her....so I really don't want to believe. Besides, who's to say that Henry Rollins isn't just trying to drum up some PR for himself? from handbag gossip:

Britney Spears has been accused of not singing her own songs by punk singer/actor/stand up and author Henry Rollins. During an interview with the Sun Media, Henry recounted stories he’d picked up from different sound engineers on how Britney creates her sound. According to Henry, "They have this chick come in and sing, and Britney sings over it, and they mix them together.” Rollins added, “Britney gets her phrasing basically from this older R&B woman. I found that out talking to an engineer. Britney apparently isn't actually the worst singer, she just has no feel. So they bring in this older black woman who sings the song, then Britney sings to it, and they kind of make a mix of the two voices, and that's what you hear on the records."

*click on the headline above to read the CDAN blind item*

Please forgive!

Once again, modem issues! But it seems to be foxed, at least for now.

© AP

Robin and Marsha Garces Williams

Robin Williams, Wife Are Divorcing

March 26, 2008, 2:55 PM EST

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- After nearly 19 years of marriage, Robin Williams and his wife are getting divorced.

Marsha Garces Williams filed a petition for dissolution of marriage on March 21 in San Francisco Superior Court, citing irreconcilable differences.

The two met when Garces Williams worked as a nanny for Williams' son Zachary, whom he had with his previous wife, Valerie Valardi.

Robin and Garces Williams also have two children together, Zelda and Cody.

*maybe she's just sick of him? I know I got sick of him a long time ago, somewhere right around Jumanji*

Found this on CDAN:

This aging comic B list actor with a very famous marriage and divorce was so coked out at a party over the weekend that he never stayed in one spot longer than 30 seconds. By the end of the night he was drenched in sweat and had gone through his entire stash.

Don't do It, Brit!!!

He's just another one who will such the life out of you!!! Besides, how is Mel a good influence, what with his "extramarital activities" and all...

from digital spy:

By Daniel Kilkelly, Entertainment Reporter
Gibson restores Britney's faith in God

Mel Gibson has helped Britney Spears to rediscover her faith in God, according to a report.

The troubled singer has been transformed after receiving help and advice from Gibson in recent weeks. She has even agreed to perform a set of songs next month at the Holy Family Catholic Church in California, which was founded by the actor in 2004.

"They are working on arrangements and will agree on something in time for Britney singing at a Sunday service in late April," a source told The Mirror. "There is the possibility that she may even have a new song written for her for the occasion."

The insider added: "He is acting as a kind of mentor to help her rediscover God. He is thrilled that she has agreed to come to his church."

Mel and Britney have known each other for two years and own neighbouring homes in Malibu. A recent report claimed that Gibson had asked Spears to star as Joan of Arc in a new movie.

In Praise of BEEERRR!

By This Author
Allison Van Dusen


Looking for a good excuse to tip back a beer?

You don't have to wait for St. Patrick's Day. That's because a decade's worth of health research shows that regular, moderate beer intake--one to two 12 ounce glasses per day for men and one for women--can be good for you, especially if you're facing some of the most common diseases related to aging.

Experts say wine tends to get most of the attention when it comes to the health benefits of alcohol primarily because of the French paradox, a reference to the relatively low rate of heart disease in France in spite of a diet high in saturated fat. The idea is that daily sips of Merlot make the difference.

click here to read the rest: beer is good

Slooooowwww Gossip Day

Although it is nice not having any Brit news to post.....so for your enjoyment, here's Ursula 1000 with Kinda Kinky

Tribute Album for The Cure

Acts line up for Cure tribute albums

Thursday, March 20 2008, 16:29 GMT

By Simon Reynolds, Entertainment Reporter

Two separate tribute albums for goth rock band The Cure are to be released.

American Laundromat Records will release Just Like Heaven: A Tribute to The Cure early next year with tracks from the Raveonettes, Frank Black's Grand Duchy project and Tanya Donnelly. The label has previously released compilations of Pixies and Neil Young covers.

Label Manimal Vinyl is planning to release its own album of Cure covers, titled Perfect As Cats, to raise money for the Ugandan youth charity Invisible Children. Artists on the album will include the Dandy Warhols, Cocorosie, Bat For Lashes and Blonde Redhead.

This caught my eye....

I refuse to believe that Suri is anything but an IVF baby....

Tom Cruise has reportedly refused to have IVF treatment in a bid to conceive a baby with wife Katie Holmes.

The actress is rumoured to be growing increasingly concerned that she has been unable to fall pregnant for the second time.

Now reports that Holmes was desperate to undergo the fertility treatment but Cruise banned it because it is frowned on by the Scientology movement.

A source said: "Katie's concerned about Suri being lonely as she's kept in a bit of a Scientology bubble. She wants her to have a playmate.

"Tom keeps telling her to focus on Scientology methods of creating “positive energy” to become pregnant, which he's convinced worked the first time around, but Katie's losing patience.

“She’s getting frantic and the worst thing is she knows that the more stressed she becomes, the less likely she is to conceive.”

Aren't Catholics against suicide?

does that make Mel's house haunted or tainted or something?

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ a construction worker committed suicide at one of Mel Gibson's homes today.



It happened at Mel's Agoura Hills home -- near Malibu. The construction worker was 48-years-old. We're told he hanged himself. The body was found by the job site foreman.

The Sheriff's substation in Lost Hills took the call at 8:07 AM -- that's the same station where Mel was taken after his DUI arrest in 2006.

Mel was not at the house when the body was discovered. A law enforcement source says no one from Gibson's family was living at the house -- it is currently under heavy construction.

The house is less than a mile from his church -- The Holy Family Catholic Church -- where Mel's daughter was married back in September, 2006.

Mel has never lived on the compound.

UPDATE: Law enforcement sources say the body was found hanging in the addition to the home that was being built and was in "full-body rigor mortis" and the hanging could have occurred last night.

Michael Stipe comes out!

Rex Features

REM's Michael Stipe has claimed that he is now prepared to be open about his sexuality.

The music veteran only confirmed he was gay in 2001 when he identified himself as a "queer artist" in an interview with Time magazine.

However, the singer now believes artists should speak openly about their feelings because it may help young fans dealing with their sexuality.

He told Spin: "It was super complicated for me in the '80s. I was totally open with the band and my family and my friends and certainly the people I was sleeping with. I thought it was pretty obvious.

"I didn't always see that. But I see now, of course that's the case, of course that's needed. I'd just never felt strongly enough about a particular relationship to say, 'Yeah, he's my boyfriend, that is what it is'.

"Now I recognise that for public figures to be very open about their sexuality helps some kid somewhere."

Hopalong Mills a Liar but divorce settled

Sorry it's so long. from gossip rocks:

In his full ruling on the McCartney divorce, the judge was highly critical of Heather Mills's evidence. Mr Justice Bennett wrote:
"The husband’s evidence was, in my judgment, balanced. He expressed himself moderately though at times with justifiable irritation, if not anger. He was consistent, accurate and honest.
"But I regret to have to say I cannot say the same about the wife’s evidence.

He went on to criticise Miss Mills's claims:
"I have to say I cannot accept the wife’s case that she was wealthy and independent by the time she met the husband in the middle of 1999. Her problem stems from the lack of any documentary evidence to support her case as to the level of her earnings."

He continued:
"During her cross-examination she asserted for the first time that in addition to property assets she had £2m-£3m in the bank. No mention of such assets was made in her affidavit. There is no documentary evidence to support that assertion. During the hearing she was asked repeatedly to produce bank statements, which she said she thought she had in Brighton, to verify this claim. No bank statements were ever produced.
"I do not doubt that she modelled successfully and was a public speaker. But the investigation in this case of her assets and earnings as at 1999 when the parties met do not bear out her case."

After addressing her financial claims in detail, he concluded:
"I find that the wife’s case as to her wealth in 1999 to be wholly exaggerated."

After analysing the couple's finances, the judge dismissed Miss Mills's claim that their cohabitation began in March 2000:
"I reject the wife’s case on this issue. Thus, their true and settled relationship lasted from marriage (June 2002) and not from March 2000."

He was sceptical about Miss Mills's claims that her husband hampered her own career:
"There are other examples, in my judgment, which, contrary to the wife’s case, show that the husband was supportive of, or furthered, the wife’s career."

He cited the example of a lecture series in the US run by a man called Mr Benia. Miss Mills had claimed that Sir Paul prevented her from doing further lectures:
"The husband, in my judgment, gave compelling evidence that no-one tells the wife what to do. This accords with his written evidence that the wife is very strong willed. Indeed watching the wife give evidence and present her case she came across to me as strong willed and very determined. I have no doubt that had the wife really wanted to contract for dates through Mr Benia she would have done it and the husband would not have stood in her way."

Addressing Miss Mills's claim that Sir Paul failed to contribute to her charity work:
"I have to say that the facts as I find them to be do not support the wife’s case. Within two months of the parties meeting in May 1999 the husband donated £150,000 to the wife’s charity (the Heather Mills Health Trust). In December 2002 and again in December 2003 the husband made a gift of £250,000 outright to the wife, thus plainly giving her the opportunity to make donations to charity."

He concluded:
"I find that, far from the husband dictating to and restricting the wife’s career and charitable activities, he did the exact opposite, as he says. He encouraged it and lent his support, name and reputation to her business and charitable activities. The facts as I find them do not in any way support her claim. “Compensation” therefore does not arise."

He went on to acknowledge Miss Mills's role as a wife and mother, but rejected her claim that her commitment to the marriage was "exceptional":
"In my judgment the picture painted by the husband of the wife’s part in his emotional and professional life is much closer to reality than the wife’s account. The wife, as the husband said, enjoys being the centre of attention. Her presence on his tours came about because she loved the husband, enjoyed being there and because she thoroughly enjoyed the media and public attention.
"I am prepared to accept that her presence was emotionally supportive to him but to suggest that in some way she was his “business partner” is, I am sorry to have to say, make-belief."

He continued:
"I have to say that the wife’s evidence that in some way she was the husband’s “psychologist”, even allowing for hyperbole, is typical of her make-belief. I reject her evidence that she, vis-à-vis the husband, was anything more than a kind and loving person who was deeply in love with him, helped him through his grieving and like any new wife tried to integrate into their relationship the children of his former marriage.

"I wholly reject her account that she rekindled the husband’s professional flame and gave him back his confidence."

and listened to her give evidence, having studied the documents, and having given in her favour every allowance for the enormous strain she must have been under (and in conducting her own case) I am driven to the conclusion that much of her evidence, both written and oral, was not just inconsistent and inaccurate but also less than candid. Overall she was a less than impressive witness."

Will Smith a Part of The Dark Side

We lost him!

from handbag gossip:

Will Smith and wife Jada Pinkett Smith have joined the controversial Church Of Scientology sources claim. A Church insider has told MSNBC’s The Scoop that the Church is striving to recruit more African American members and believes Will can help them achieve their goals. Despite recently publicly denying having been recruited by the organisation Will is now “definitely” a member, the source claims. “He’s been getting more and more involved. And it isn’t just him, it’s definitely Jada, too. You’d think he’d sort of help fly the flag with Tom, who seems to only get a bad rap for it, while Will does this and comes through just fine.” Tom maybe it’s your dancing that’s been putting people off?

*Sorry but no more Will Smith movies for me! If you wonder what all the fuss is about and why ppl are so against the Cof$, please see operationclambake.com and seek out all names of people whose deaths the C of $ is directly responsible for*

SPLITSVILLE!!!

from handbag gossip:

Guy Ritchie and Madonna are set to split after "falling out of love with each other" sources have told the News Of The World. The paper claims the couple plan to officilly announce their split in 18 months time to give Madonna the chance to finish the PR for her new album and for the couple to divise a suitable press strategy. "Madonna and Guy are over. It's all very amicable. They've just fallen out of love with each other. They just think it's for the best as after some great years together they've been going their separate ways. Guy has failed to show up at events which are important to Madge. He just hasn't taken as much interest as he has previously in what she's doing."

*Maybe it was just too much pushiness on her part forcing the David adoption, wanting her way and not considering Guy's feelings*

Happy Paddy's Day!!!

a day for all the paddys and mics to come out and play!!!

What's going on, Madge?

from TMZ:

Could Madonna be saying ta-ta to London and moving the kids to the Big Apple?

According to Showbizspy, the Material Mama is not feeling "Like a Virgin" anymore about London and wants out. Hubby Guy Ritchie added fuel to the rumor fire when he didn't show up at Madge's induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this week but reps have said there's no problem in their marriage. Madonna has told her staff to start packing and is consulting PR people to figure out how they should handle the news.

Anonymous protests

anonymous protested around the countryand world today to bring attention to the C of $'s cult scam as well as the havoc that $cientardogy reeks on people's lives. Even here in Houston there were protests! There were more people this time than last and it seems that Anonymous shall do this every month until their goal of bringing down the "wall of silence" is met. To see more, since the protests are taped and put on youtube for the world to see, go to youtube and type in anonymous march....be sure to use the sort by: date to see the latest.

Blohan blows it

Lindsay Lohan had a chance to prove herself as the host of one of the most lavish and successful promotional events in Hollywood on Friday night….and failed miserably.

She arrived in high spirits to host the Scandinavian Style Mansion at a posh Beverly Hills mansion last night, but her mood changed the second she laid eyes on the backdrop for the red carpet. While Lindsay was contracted to follow in the footsteps of Sharon Stone and Britney Spears and host the event, Paris Hilton’s new line of handbags was launched at the party and her name was planted all over the red carpet backdrop. Lindsay refused to walk the red carpet and instead, she slipped into the kitchen of the owner’s house and pitched a fit with her entourage.

Guests were shocked to see the sudden change in mood. Despite being under contract, Lindsay threatened to walk out of the party unless the red carpet backdrop was removed, which resulted in absolute chaos. After much negotiation, the backdrop was pulled down and Lindsay begrudgingly walked the red carpet. She breezed through the party and left the Scandinavian Style Mansion in a huff, only moments before crossing paths with Paris.

She left arguing with the founder of the mansion, Claus Hjelmbak, and the two rowed publicly as she left. Paris Hilton appeared shortly after and gracefully took over the hosting duties in elegant fashion. She comforted Claus, one of her closest friends, and assured him that she would do whatever it took to make the party a success. In a matter of minutes, she managed to turn disaster into a maddening success. She smiled for photographers and showed some PDA with boyfriend Benji Madden, stopped at each merchandise table and even showed off some baby clothes she planned on taking to new mother Nicole Richie. While sister Nicky Hilton and David Katzenberg took a voluntary back seat to Paris, even attention-crazed Alli Simms and Khloe Kardashian were overshadowed by the heiress.

As the night came to an end, an unfortunate turn of events caused by Lindsay turned into a classy and successful night thanks to the professional public performance by Paris.

Hilton 1, Lohan 0.
Faded Youth Blog » Blog Archive » LINDSAY VS. PARIS: IT’S WAR!!!

Trouble in TomKatland!

By Simon Reynolds, Entertainment Reporter

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are reportedly in dispute over how to celebrate daughter Suri's second birthday, according to the National Enquirer.

Cruise is allegedly planning to spend $500,000 on a lavish birthday party but Holmes believes it may be too extravagant.

"Tom is out to make Suri’s second birthday a spectacle like no other child has ever had," a source is quoted as saying.

The insider added: "Katie believes wholeheartedly it would set a bad example. She doesn’t want her daughter to be a spoiled Beverly Hills rich kid who expects the biggest and the best for the rest of her life... She’s all for a nice party, but nothing ostentatious."

US reports claim Cruise wants to bring in an international cuisine, with a $60,000 cake, and acrobats from Cirque de Soleil costing $100,000.

Showbiz - News - Cruise, Holmes argue over Suri birthday plans - Digital Spy

and hit this link:

http://www.usmagazine.com/tom_cruise_birthday_video

to see crazy tom's birthday video on one of the Cof$'s cruise boats

From SFGate

Steve-O Blogs from Psych Ward

Troubled "Jackass" star Steve-O has written a message to fans on his MySpace page from the psychiatric ward of a Los Angeles hospital.

The stuntman reveals pals including former "Jackass" co-star Johnny Knoxville "physically forced" him to seek help for his mental issues, including bipolar disorder that had left him suffering "high highs and extremely low lows."

After being taken to L.A.'s Thalian Mental Health Center, Steve-O was transferred to the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he has been placed on a 14-day hold, while medics observe his condition and behavior.

In his blog post -- entitled "You Should All Know I'm in the Looney Bin" -- Steve-O blames his condition on the lasting side effects of years of abusing drugs. He also apologizes for the damage his behavior has caused to loved ones.

The 33-year-old writes, "Before the day when Johnny Knoxville, Jeff Tremaine, Big Regg, Swizz, Rick Kosick, Dimitry Elyaschevich, Cordell Mansfield, and Trip Taylor came to my home and, physically, forced me into the hospital, I had thought of 'bipolar' as a 'good' thing. I rationally deduced that, with our time in this life being so limited, it was productive to stick to nothing but extremely high 'highs,' and extremely low 'lows.'

"I figured that, since I am an extraordinarily 'tough' individual, I could handle it.

"After four days in a psychiatric ward ... I am no longer '5150-status' (which was the three-day 'hold' on me, resulting from suicidal behavior). I am now '5250-status' (which means that the 'hold' has been extended to 14 days, for the exact same reasons).

"I'm not getting out of this 'insane asylum' any time in the immediate future, so, I'm going to learn as much from the experience as possible. So far, I've figured out that I did a great deal of damage to my brain by abusing drugs and, now that they've all worn off, I'm facing the consequences."

*ummm....duh?*

I HATE Ed Norton

from gossip rocks:

Despite having only starred in three decent movies and looking like a child molester, Edward Norton somehow thinks he can do no wrong and has quickly gained the reputation of being one of the most intolerable actors in Hollywood. So, of course several sources have reported tension between Edward Norton and Marvel over the final cut of The Incredible Hulk. Norton has allegedly tried to take complete control over the film and has threatened not to promote it unless Marvel fails to acquiesce to his demands. Page Six says:

The temperamental star's rep denied any serious friction, insisting: "Edward was brought on board by Marvel as a producer, screenwriter and actor, so it shouldn't surprise anyone that he has a lot of creative input into the postproduction process. His deal was for all three, and he takes those roles seriously." She would not elaborate on Norton's issues. The Oscar-nominated actor has a reputation for being difficult. Tony Kaye, who directed him in "American History X," charged that Norton reedited the flick to give himself more screen time. And screenwriter/director Joe Eszterhas cmhere2once cracked: "You don't want Edward Norton to star in your movie. He now rewrites all the scripts he agrees to act in."

There were also reports that while filming Red Dragon, Norton showed up on the set with new script pages he wrote for himself and Anthony Hopkins that led to fighting with the director. And although Norton has been given screenwriting credit for Hulk, it is widely assumed that Zak Penn wrote the script and Norton basically just changed some stuff around. Just like what doctors will most likely have to do since Edward Norton was just named "Actor Most Likely To Get a Baseball Bat to the Spine." What an achievement!

Be Pari$ite's new BFF!

you can apply at ParisBFF.com. And if you really love Spin, you'll dish!!! But plz, don't catch the herpes.....and try not to get sucked into her black hole of a vag.

She’s happy with boyfriend Benji Madden, but Paris Hilton is looking for a new best friend.
Slated to start shooting in May, the heiress, 27, has paired up with MTV to search for a sidekick on a reality show tentatively called Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.

So, what does her current BFF, Nicole Richie, think? “Nicole is my best friend and my sister, so she understands — she’s at home with her baby,” Hilton told PEOPLE at the

Hollywood Hills party to announce the series.

While Hilton contends “there’s nothing that’s really hard” about being her best friend, she’s going to take the decision very seriously. “I going to be in my element in Los Angeles and really showing these women my life, which is completely different than The Simple Life.”
Contestants will live in a house with Hilton and she will teach them how to be her best friend, leading them through competitions of loyalty, endurance and “girl politics,” eliminating them one by one.

As for what she’s looking to get out of the 20 contestants, she says, “Someone that I just trust and not someone who’s going to stab me in the back — it’s happened a lot in this town. Just someone I can have fun with, someone who could be like my sister.”

*from gossip rocks and I really think she needs a best gay...anyhow, here's a pic of her in the usual position, mouth open like she's about to suck cock*

Houston Rodeo

I promised to tell you how it was, especially the John Fogerty concert!!! I'm really tired so I'll try to make this as concise and accurate as possible.

First the rodeo.....it was so much fun, I highly recommend the V.I.P. section to see anything, if you can get it, it's very comfortable and you can see everything. There are TV's if you want close ups or you can watch from your seat and see it all from above. The calf roping, bronco and bull riding was the BEST. I could so without the fireworks indoors though, that seemed a little showy, in my opinion. I like my fireworks outdoors against a nighttime sky, not indoors. The bathrroms were nice, too. The Houston Rodeo is like the Superbowl of rodeos and is the most fun to watch. It made me almost wonder what Rome was like with the coliseum and games, but without the brutality of killing.

John Fogerty.....go see this man's show, if you can. It was great, a pure rock n roll without all the flash, crap and dancing. You really don't need that sort of thing when you are a master of your musical medium, love to play and perform. It shows through your music and is a joy to watch. I felt transported back to when I was in school, doing my homework in the evening with the radio on, he played all the songs that I had ever heard him do. Funny how it strikes you when you know every single one but didn't realize it! The stage rotated so everyone got a chance to see, along with huge TV screens above so you didn't miss a moment. It was truly a magical musical experience. Go see him, I don't think you'll see many more shows that are purely just about the music! He sounded great, he still has the magic, his voice still rocks!

Ladies be WARNED!!!

OKLAHOMA CITY — A man accused of using a camera to take pictures under the skirt of an unsuspecting 16-year-old girl at a Tulsa store did not commit a crime, a state appeals court has ruled.

The state Court of Criminal Appeals voted 4-1 in favor of Riccardo Gino Ferrante, who was arrested in 2006 for situating a camera underneath the girl's skirt at a Target store and taking photographs.

Ferrante, now 34, was charged under a "Peeping Tom" statute that requires the victim to be "in a place where there is a right to a reasonable expectation of privacy." Testimony indicated he followed the girl, knelt down behind her and placed the camera under her skirt.

In January 2007, Tulsa County District Judge Tom Gillert ordered Ferrante's felony charge dismissed. That was based upon a determination that "the person photographed was not in a place where she had a reasonable expectation of privacy," according to the appellate ruling issued last week.

The District Attorney's Office had appealed Gillert's ruling to the Court of Criminal Appeals.
"We agree with the district court's analysis," stated the opinion written by Appeals Judge Charles Johnson, with Judges Charles Chapel, David Lewis and Arlene Johnson concurring.

In a dissent, Appeals Judge Gary Lumpkin wrote that "what this decision does is state to women who desire to wear dresses that there is no expectation of privacy as to what they have covered with their dress."

"In other words, it is open season for peeping Toms in public places who want to look under a woman's dress," Lumpkin wrote.

Woo HOO!!!!

I'm going to my first ever Houston Rodeo, boys and girls! Seeing John Fogerty! Stay tuned, I'll let you know how it goes!!!

*a rodeo virgin, I am! ^_^ *

Here you go guys!

For what you do best!!!

http://www.spermfortickets.com/

ROFL!!!!

'Gilligan's' Mary Ann Caught With Pot

March 11, 2008, 2:52 PM EST

The Associated Press

DRIGGS, Idaho -- Dawn Wells, who played Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island," is serving six months' unsupervised probation after allegedly being caught with marijuana in her car.
She was sentenced Feb. 29 to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on probation after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving.

Under a plea agreement, three misdemeanor counts — driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance — were dropped.

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Good-bye!!!

By Ree Hines
MSNBC contributor
updated 9:44 p.m. CT, Sun., March. 9, 2008

Nearly three and half years after they swapped “I dos” at their corporate-sponsored wedding, Star Jones and Al Reynolds are calling it quits. The National Enquirer reports the legal diva sent Al his walking papers a month ago.

A rep for Jones says the report is false, but the Enquirer goes on to say, “They hadn’t been seeing eye to eye for months and had already spent a great deal of time apart,” a friend of the couple told the Enquirer. “Finally, Star decided it was over. She told Al at the end of January that he had 30 days to get his act together or ‘get out.’”

The pair made one last public appearance at the Feb. 1 Baby Phat fashion show in New York City, but everything fell apart days later. That prompted Star to show Al the door ahead of schedule, the source said. “Al moved some of his things out of their Upper East Side apartment and returned to Miami, where he’d already been spending a lot of time recently.”

The Enquirer spoke to another insider who confirmed the breakup and revealed Star’s intention to make it permanent. “Star is planning to divorce Al.” As for reason behind the split, the source added, “I think Star felt Al had spent their marriage riding her success while she did all the heavy lifting. She resented it. Deep down, Star is a very old-fashioned woman who believes a man should support her emotionally, physically and financially. She now believes Al failed her.”

She's F*cking Matt Damon!

from ONTD:

Matt Damon's family is expanding: The actor and wife Luciana are expecting another baby, his rep Jennifer Allen tells PEOPLE exclusively.

"They couldn't be happier," says Allen. "They're so excited!"

The current PEOPLE Sexiest Man Alive, 37, and his wife, 32, stepped out Sunday night at the Empire Film Awards in London – with Luciana glowing (and sporting a baby bump).

This is the third child for the family: Daughter Isabella was born in June 2006, and Luciana has a 9-year-old daughter, Alexia, from a previous marriage.

The actor is currently shooting the CIA thriller Green Zone in Morocco.

John Mayer news

from SFGate.....who could he be talking about? the Simpleton?

AP Photo/Evan Agostini

Singer John Mayer has written a scathing message to an ex-girlfriend on his Internet site, prompting speculation he is referring to former lover Jessica Simpson.

The note refers to an ex who refused to accept their relationship had come to an end and Mayer warns the unnamed woman to "stop contacting" him.

Although Mayer urges his fans not to "read too far" into his message, Internet gossip sites insist the message is aimed at Simpson, who Mayer dated for nine months before they split in May 2007.

Mayer writes, "Dear Ex Lover, Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore.

"I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying. I hope this is enough closure for you."

The 30-year-old's other high-profile romances include Jennifer Love Hewitt, who he dated in 2002. He was also briefly linked to actress Minka Kelly after his split from Simpson.

Not really news about Tom And Katie

There had been a rumor about this....Now the story comes out! from Gossip Blvd:

Shocker: Tom Cruise’s marriage to Katie Holmes was set up by the Church of Scientology after a series of fake casting calls for actresses including Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson failed to deliver a suitable wife, according to sensational new claims by a former Scientologist.

Cruise and Holmes wed in a fairytale ceremony in Italy in 2006 after a whirlwind 20-month romance and have one-year-old daughter Suri together. But ex-Scientologist Marc Headley, who used to produce promotional films for the controversial religion, claims Holmes was set up with the Mission: Impossible star after he split from Penelope Cruz in 2004 after three years together.

Headley alleges Scientology leader David Miscavige organised an audition process for potential wives disguised as a casting call for a new movie in which Cruise was the leading man. He tells British tabloid News of the World, “After that (splitting from Cruz), he started complaining to his best buddy David about his luck with girls

. So Miscavige assigned a high-ranking official with the order: ‘Find a wife for Tom Cruise.’ “The official put out a casting call to female actresses, including Scientologists, saying, ‘There’s an upcoming Tom Cruise movie you might get a part in. Come for an audition.’ But in the end no movie was made.

. They had to be single, they had to be pretty and in their 20s. “First they rounded up Scientologist actresses like Erica Christensen, Erica Howard and Sofia Milos But they were all rejected.” The unnamed official then tried to lure Jennifer Garner, who had just started dating Ben Affleck at the time, with the beauty ranked top of the priority list, before Holmes was spotted gushing about Cruise and called to Los Angeles to meet the actor.

. Jennifer [Garner] and Jessica [Alba] didn’t bite but Scarlett [Johansson] took the bait and came in for an audition. When she arrived at the audition address and found out it was the Scientology Center in Hollywood she freaked out and didn’t do a tape.

“So they worked the audition tape on Katie, got her to L.A and introduced her to Tom. The moment he meets her, he’s enthralled with her and he told Miscavige later, ‘I knew immediately she was the one.’”

[Source: News of the World]

Scary Brit Stalker Details!!!

As reported by OK! last night, Britney Spears has recently found herself on the receiving end of a mysterious, obsessed fan, who has been sending the pop star threatening packages. And now OK! can reveal the ghastly details of what has Brit's security team running to the FBI.

"It started about six weeks ago with just letters being sent once a week," a source who has seen the packages reveals to OK!. "And then it quickly escalated to larger packages that now arrive two to three times a week — always to the same L.A. address, but never to one of Britney's homes."

And according to the source, it's a good thing these boxes never made it to the still-recovering singer's doorstep, because what's inside could not be good for her mental state.

"The first thing you see when you open the box is a huge, lavender-colored, battery-operated sex toy," the source tells OK!. "Still with the price tag on it." And alongside the mechanical apparatus are two letters — one handwritten and one written on a computer — both threatening and pornographic in nature.

"The handwritten one is on note paper and it's written in a crazy, all-caps chicken scratch," says the source, who adds that the five-page typed letter contains vivid, pornographic details of the writer's fantasy exploits with Britney, none of which can be printed here.

Perhaps the scariest item inside the package is what some believe to be a picture of the sender — a middle-aged caucasian male with stringy, greasy hair — with the eyes cut out of the photo, in which he appears to be squirting some sort of yellowish liquid into his open mouth.

"It's like something from a bad movie," says the source. "If I hadn't seen it myself, I wouldn't believe it."

Insiders tell OK! that the packages, which come with a return address in the Minneapolis, Minn., area, are immediately handed over to Britney's security team, who in turn hand them over to the FBI for further reviews.

They might also want to hand over this information to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's security people, as the superstar couple's names are scrawled in ink on the outside of each package.

Meanwhile, as another package arrived Saturday morning, Brit was safely shopping with her bodyguard — and a few dozen photographers — for some new footwear at Off Broadway Shoes on Sunset Blvd.


source: OK! Magazine - First for Celebrity News - OK! Exclusive: Britney Stalker Details Revealed

For your Weekend Pleasure....

I was going through my collection of celebrity pics and found this one....so enjoy Johnny Depp in a bathtub!

Yeah, I know it's soooo gay

but I've been listening to this for a few days in a row, I can't get enough and yeah, I'm a bitter gay man trapped in a woman's body, so what? Here's Hollaback Girl:

A Blurb

From Dr. Drew about Jeff Conway going C of $ for his addictions, just a peek....from pagesix:

Drew, 49, recently visited the home of Jeff Conaway (aka Kenickie from Grease) and tells us that "John Travolta's introduction of Scientology is neither helping nor hurting his recovery."

Sooo...

Right now Pink is into sausage and not carpet?

Glen Harris / Photorazzi

Pink has been spotted kissing music producer Butch Walker only two weeks after her split with husband Carey Hart, say reports.

The singer attended the Key Club in LA to perform with rockers Metal Skool and was reportedly drunk while on stage.

A source told In Touch: "She sang laying on the floor because she seemed too drunk to stand."

She was then allegedly seen "making out" with Walker, who has worked with the popstar on past albums.

"They were making out and looking very together," said a witness.

So In Reality....

Jen dumped Brad.....

from Janet Charlton



We were happy at last to see that Jennifer Aniston's close friend Sheryl Crowe has verified everything we always insisted was true about the mythical bustup of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston. We have always insisted that Jennifer BROKE UP with Brad - not the other way around. And it happened BEFORE Brad hooked up with Angelina Jolie.

During the last year of Friends, Jen became disillusioned with her marriage and realized Brad wasn't right for her. She STOPPED trying to get pregnant. She and Brad were talking in a very civilized way about ending their relationship. When Brad started filming Mr and Mrs Smith, Angelina Jolie immediately set her sights on him, despite the fact that he was still married. She was documented flirting outrageously with Brad, who was flattered, but did not cheat on Jen.

After Jen and Brad announced their amicable split, it was easy for Angelina to pounce on lonely Brad. Jen had hoped to remain close friends with Brad and her feelings were hurt when he drifted into another relationship so quickly. Brad has always been accused of cheating with Angelina and destroying his marriage but that is not how it happened.

Thanks, Sheryl, for backing us up!

Don't KNow How I Missed this....

Billboard
updated 2 hours, 58 minutes ago

NEW YORK - Industrial-rock band Nine Inch Nails has wasted no time releasing its first album since becoming a free agent last October.
The Trent Reznor-led combo started selling an instrumental album, “Ghosts I-IV,” on its Web site, http://www.nin.com, Sunday. Fans can receive the first nine songs from the 36-track project for free, or can pay $5 for the entire digital album.
There are several other ordering options, each of which comes with immediate access to the album in digital form.

And there was great wailing, crying and gnashing of teeth!!!

Brett Favre, the god of football, has retired! I must go cry and stuff my face full of cookies as my packers won't go to the Superbowl again for a long long time!!!

from foxnews:

GREEN BAY, Wis. — Brett Favre has decided to retire from the NFL after 17 seasons.
FOX Sports first reported Tuesday that the Green Bay Packers quarterback informed the team in the last few days. ESPN.com said that according to Favre's agent the quarterback told coach Mike McCarthy of his decision.

"He has had one of the greatest careers in the history of the National Football League, and he is able to walk away from the game on his own terms — not many players are able to do that," Packers general manager Ted Thompson said Tuesday. Thompson says the Packers owe Favre a tremendous amount of debt of gratitude.

Favre's agent Bus Cook said the 38-year-old quarterback told him of his decision Monday night.

"Nobody pushed Brett Favre out the door, but then nobody encouraged him not to go out that door, either," Cook said by phone from his Hattiesburg, Miss., office.

You Know.....

there's nothing that makes a girl who faces the throes of middle age feel good about herself like having a young (try 19 or 20 year old), hot greek guy bust himself into two to get her attention and flirt. Srsly, it made my life. I don't think he knows how old I am....and I wouldn't want to ruin the fantasy by actually doing anything with him, but he was so darned cute and total hotness. Oh to be about twenty years younger and single! But if you have the means and availability, I highly recommend having a greek boytoy. They are great partiers, HAWT and have no problem telling you when they are in hot pursuit. Great fun! You're guaranteed to feel nothing but good about yourself with them! I don't think I've blushed like that in a long time!

OUCH!!!

Tony Romo thinks ex Carrie Underwood is a better singer than his current girlfriend Jessica Simpson - and has even told her to her face.

“[Tony] really hurt Jess’ feelings,” says a source close to the couple. “She tried to laugh it off in Hawaii [where Tony played in the Pro Bowl], but she pouted whenever she heard Carrie’s songs playing.”

And Tony, 27, hasn’t been overly supportive regarding Jessica’s new country album either.

“Tony said he thought Jess would have trouble winning over audiences with her upcoming country CD,” the pal adds to OK! magazine.

Unfortunately for the former Newly Weds star, Tony is not the only one who feels that way. Rascal Flatts’ frontman Gary LeVox, who has collaborated with Grammy winner Carrie, has his reservations about Jess’ foray into country music.

“It is tough to be a pop artist and then make country records,” he said. “Country fans get it. They go, ‘You’re not country — you’re a pop artist.’ The fans make you or break you.”

[Source: OK! magazine]

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I wonder if the Simpleton ran cryin to Papa Joe....

And is this the reason for Hulk's divorce?

He likes his punanny Elsewhere....

Hulk Hogan has torn his family apart — after having an affair with one of his daughter’s friends, it has been claimed.

The former WWE star, 54, was cheating on wife Linda with a close friend of his daughter, Brooke — a development that could inflame the already bitter divorce battle between the wrestling superstar and his wife of 24 years.

The wrestler - whose real name is Terry Bollea - carried on a relationship with 33-year-old Christiane Plante - which was reportedly common knowledge among some of the crew of his reality series Hogan Knows Best — but Linda, Brooke and son Nick were all in the dark, sources tell the National Enquirer.

“I’m terribly sorry for what occurred,” Christiane Plante said when questioned about her affair with the muscle-bound wrestler.

Speaking from her Miami Beach apartment - allegedly paid for by Hogan - Christiane apologized for hurting Hulk’s wife and daughter.

“It was never my intention to hurt Terry’s and Linda’s wonderful, funny, sweet, loving, beautiful and talented daughter Brooke,” she said.

“My relationship with Terry began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending. She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed.

“Terry is a good man, good father and good friend, and he and I grew close at a time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong.

When contacted for comment on his extramarital relationship, Hulk said: “I’ve got nothing to say. I just want to protect my family.”

[Source: National Enquirer]

This made me LOL!!!

off of gossip rocks:

Hugh Hefner was so impressed with Lindsay Lohan showing it all as Marilyn Monroe for New York Magazine that he wants her to do the same for him. Hugh reportedly wants her to recreate Marilyn's naked swim in "Something's Got To Give" for Playboy.
LiLo is apparently thinking about it reports The New York Post.

She should definitely take his offer. Those fake tanning sessions aren't cheap and I'm sure she has to pay for White Oprah and Ali's shit faux tans too. Lindsay is just going to make a career out of slutting it up as naked Marilyn Monroe in various magazines. Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, Juggs, Amateur Porn, Pink Taco ...the possibilities are endless.
When she's done with that she can star as MM in porn movies. "Some Like It In The Ass," "Someone's Got To Cum," "There's No Business Like Ho Business" and "Don't Even Bother To Knock, Just Come In And Fuck Me." BRITISH BRAIN DRAIN - New York Post

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Ok, Hef is old and probably can't see shit anymore and Lindsay has ugly, ugly 50-year-old hangin bag lady tits. She needs a good bra and should do some push ups.

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And here's the best part:

Forbes Magazine says Lindsay Lohan got stiffed 500k for Marilyn Monroe photos

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So you know those Lindsay Lohan nude pictures from New York magazine that were so very popular last week? Of course you do! Well, turns out they were worth a lot of money for New York magazine, at least according to a report made by business magazine Forbes, which estimates that New York magazine could have made $500,000 in just two days from internet traffic to those photo pages. And the best part... Lindsay Lohan got nuthin'!

The photographer who snapped the photos of Lohan was Bert Stern, the same lensman who was behind the camera for Monroe's famed 1962 shoot at the Hotel Bel Air in Los Angeles. And while some magazines reportedly spend millions to get their hands on exclusive photos of celebrities or their babies, New York paid Stern its standard fee for such assignments--and paid Lohan nothing for her participation, according to magazine spokeswoman Lauren Starke.

For a site that's averaged around a million page views a day lately, the results were stunning. NYmag.com recorded a total of more than 40 million page views Monday and Tuesday, more than 34 million of which came from the Lohan portfolio, Starke said.

According to New York's online rate card, the "super banner ad" of the type that appears on the Lohan photo slideshow has a CPM (cost per 1,000 impressions) of $15. Multiply that by the number of views and the Lohan slideshow ads were valued at more than $500,000 over two days. NYmag.com probably charged far less than the rate-card rate, as is common in the industry. Starke said the magazine doesn't disclose revenue details about advertising deals.

Still, New York's Web site no doubt made out pretty well. Some perspective: Based on its rate card, New York generated about as much revenue per day from its online slideshow as it would from four $64,500 full-page color ads in its print edition.

Egotastic! - Lindsay Lohan Naked is Worth a Lot of Money

Think she'll sue?

Blind Item!

and this goes under WTF? but is different from the one below, this woman is not a singer....from the Panache report:

BLIND ITEM: (DAMAGED)

She made a lot of money early on. She celebrated by buying a relative an expensive car.

She was taken aback when the relative told her, she would have preferred money, instead.

Too much too soon could apply to this woman. She spent recklessly and hooked up with the man of her dreams, or so she thought.

The beatings started right after the honeymoon. One evening, she was scheduled to attend a function, a car service picked her and hubby up. They got into an argument and he started punching her in the face, the driver had to pull the car to the side of the rode and rescue her from a fury of punches. Interestingly, the husband didn't stand up to the driver.

She was famous before she hooked up with him but for some reason, he credited himself with her fame and often threw it in her face which baffled her. Over time, he became very resentful of her success and set out to control every part of her life.

The violence escalated and got so out of control that she took advantage of hubby's new found drug habit. To avoid nightly beatings, she would shoot him up with heroin. He would nod off and she would have a nice and peaceful sleep until he awoke in the morning and the cycle would repeat itself.

Once, he dragged her to the closet, forcibly put her foot in the doorway and slammed the closet door on it, breaking it. He was also known to lock in her the closet.

This once pretty woman was stripped of her self esteem and couldn't even make eye contact with people and her husband took over her career and her finances.

Despite being famous and respected in her field, hubby was calling smut magazines behind her back, trying to arrange nude layouts.
She suffered horrific beatings at the hands of this madman. Her family eventually rescued her, hubby didn't pursue her because the money had ran out and he referred to her as "damaged goods."

She's never been the same and her career has never recovered.

Hint: She's not a singer. Everyone in the BI is black. Not Lark Voorhees, she has never been married as far as we know. Not Stacy Dash and the subject of the BI stayed indoors mostly with the broken cast foot and when she was out she was never photographed and during this time, paparazzi only went after blk superstars so her foot wasn't documented. She is in her 30's.


Notted: Janet Jackson, Juanita Bynum, Lela Rochon, Jayne Kennedy, Stacy Dash, Lark Voorhees
Update from Panache: Not Kim Fields, not Tracey Edmonds, Regina King, or Babyface. Not Malinda Williams or Kimberly Elise, if we say the occupation of the person, it will be too much of a giveaway. Not Countess Vaughn. The victim related this story and gave us permission to use it. Like a lot of the subjects of the BI's.
Update from Panache: Not Latoya Jackson. Not Paula Jai. Last clue, the man was not famous and mooched off of her. Another clue, NY. Not from NY but these incidents happened when she was in NY.
Update from Panache: Not Wendy Williams. Not a rapper.

Somehow this seems true about Jamie Lynn

From Janet Charlton's:

Teenagers Jamie Lynn Spears and her baby-daddy Casey Aldridge will be parents in a matter of months, and they have no choice but to prepare. Jamie doesn't drive, and Casey's been driving a flatbed pickup truck that won't work once the baby arrives. There's no place to put a car-seat. So the young couple has been vehicle shopping in Kentwood, Louisiana. They decided to purchase a fully loaded Chrysler Town & Country mini-van for Casey. It's not exactly his dream car, but it's just what the doctor ordered.

Here's an interesting reader comment:

She's not going to get a DNA test because Casey is NOT the father...

Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey - and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children’s TV show ‘Zoey 101′.

“Casey is being paid off to be the family’s fall guy while the real father remains unidentified,” Star magazine insists.

They say the real reason is that an older man could be charged with statutory rape if revealed to be the father of an under-aged girl’s baby. But in Jamie Lynn’s home state of Louisiana, Casey would escape charges because a 16-year-old can legally have sex with someone less than two years older than her. “Conveniently, Casey falls under the bar by just 26 days. The man many suspect is the father, however, would face charges and probably prison time if he were to come forward and admit he had sex with her,” Star magazine states.

The magazine quotes “two separate Spears family insiders” who believe the father is someone who works on Jamie Lynn’s kids’ show. “Jamie Lynn has been working on Zoey since she was 13,” one of the sources said. “In Hollywood, little girls grow up fast, and she is no exception. With everything that has gone on in her family, she needed someone to look up to. But the man she found seems to have completely taken advantage of her.”

Another family source added: “Some of us have doubts as to the legitimacy of the claim that Casey is the father.

“Before the news of the pregnancy, how often did you see them together? Jamie Lynn has dated Casey on and off over the past two years. But it was not steady. In fact, she was looking to date Kevin Federline’s brother about a year ago. Jamie Lynn went through a time of partying, and Casey was just a part of that.”

Even Casey recently posted on his own MySpace that he was feeling “blah” about his love life, and added: “Me and Jamie are over…”

It's about time!

I thought that pharmacists were supposed to cross check patients' prescriptions anyway....what is the point of a national drug database if they aren't checking?

From handbag gossip:

Two doctors are being investigated in the US by the federal drug authorities over prescriptions given to Heath Ledger before his death on 22 January. It is thought the matter being investigated is whether or not the powerful painkillers were prescribed legally. A doctor in Texas and another in California are thought to have supplied Ledger with Oxycontin and Vicodin, although it's not certain whether any wrongdoing is involved. Ledger's autopsy results have been subpoenaed by the US Drug Enforcement Administration, who will look into the source of the Brokeback Mountain actor's prescriptions, which included anti-anxiety medication, painkillers, antihistamines and sleeping aids.

What's going on in the world of BritBrit

from handbag gossip:

Britney Spears - boyfriend Adnan Ghalib claims Britney Spears is pregnant?Adnan Ghalib, the paparazzo boyfriend of Britney Spears is claiming she is pregnant with his child. A friend of Adnan's told Star magazine, "Britney is Adnan's dream come true. He knows that if he has a child with Brit, he'll be made for life. Adnan is a social climber who uses women to get what he wants." Nice. Ghalib and Britney were spotted buying pregnancy tests in January, but so far the only Spears who can confirm their pregnancy is Britney's little sister Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, who has joined the ever-expanding list of celebrities expecting babies.

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According to E!news, Brit's camp says she is absolutly not pregs, she's just gained a little weight....Mama Spears has had Adnan restrained from being around Brit, supoosedly because he's admitted to crushing pills and putting them in her food to control her, citing specifically the night she freaked when they cane to get her boys. At least in the past two weeks we havn't had any weird freaky Brit stories of her driving aimlessly.....and on the plus side, she's reportedly, according also to E!News, at Millenium studios not just teaching dance classes to kids, but working on her newest video, "Hot as Ice".....what is really important here is that she's working with her old choreogrpaher for "Toxic" and "Baby One More Time" so we may see the old Brit yet!!! Maybe this video will be up to old Brit's performance caliber that we know she can pull off. With any luck, a world tour for Blackout will get underway soon.

WHO????

Blind Item from PageSix!!

WHICH seemingly happy couple is hiding a horrible secret? The singer/actress is beaten regularly by her controlling hubby, who demands that everything go his way or not at all.

http://www.pagesix.com/just_asking

Jho and Skeletor?

Jimmy Kimmel ♥s Ben Affleck!

Oscars? Who cares?

I don't watch the Oscars, don't care about them, don't care about who did who (Penelope obviously cuddling with Javier), who wore who and don't care that I'm late writing about it!!! I'm not alone in not caring, either. The 80th Oscars were the least watched ever. You know why? IT'S BORING!!!! They may as well post the damn award announcements on a poster board just like exam scores were given out for grades. Anyone who cares can go read the board, problem solved.


So to relieve the boredom that is the Oscars, Here's Sarah Silverman's 'I'm f*cking Matt Damon' song:

Lovefool by the Cardigans

I've always loved this song since it came out in the '90s....good times, good times! Enjoy!

I only wish I had been paid to party....

WE always wondered how Paris Hilton makes money. Sure, she "stars" in a movie every now and then, she's made an album, has a fragrance and a shoe line — but all of those bombed badly. Now, we hear her real income comes courtesy of Las Vegas clubs. Insiders say Pure, which is being probed by the IRS, pays Hilton upward of $1.2 million a year to host parties and show up — and that club LAX also gives her a hefty six-figure sum every time she shows up. Both clubs deny paying Hilton.

This was from Gossip Rocks. Funny the IRS thing....and PAri$ is starting to look ooollld

Lose those damn Fugly sunglasses Brad!!!!

From TMZ and yup, Angie's pregs again!

Brad and Angelina haven't confronted pregnancy rumors, but Saturday at the Film Independent's Spirit Awards, the two decided to use a more passive approach -- just show the bump!

If Angie's not pregnant, she has got some serious gas issues!

Changes to the SpinSycle

I'm trying to switch from that bitch gravatar to pavatar.....please bear with me for a few while I work out the kinks....It should be better when i'm done.....so that animated gravs can be more accessible and more LOLs available!

Ok, because I like animated gifs and would like to use them more...and because I am a retard, i would be really appreciative if a kind soul would point me in the direction of being able to use them somewhere other than gravatar...or if there's a way to use them with gravatar....sorry if i sound confused, there are wood stain fumes floating around my house right now