Spin Sycle for October 21 2010

What's up, Syclers?  See what's happening!

Mel Gibson will NOT be in Hangover 2 and that's a good thing.  That would have killed the movie for me had he been in it, tho he could have played a good drunk pervy older uncle.

So Xtina was gettin beat or not?  I'm confused

Jenna Jameson to perform on Broadway?

Dr. Dre's son died

Deanna Favre talks about Brett

Pam Anderson to make Hugh Hefner more $$

Dear Penthouse, you'll never believe what happened but your founder is dead

Spin Sycle for October 20 2010

Let's get to it, Syclers!!

Is Beyonce pregnant? or another great hoax? How many times has she been rumored to be pregnant now, 6? 7?

Micheal Lohan uses the media to say...He'll no longer use the media.  If he actually shuts up i'll be impressed.

Catherine Zeta-Jones is pregnant too?  Is all of Hollywood pregnant?

Teen Mom Amber pregnant again?  Or is she being manipulative?

Here's your troll Zen for the day:


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Spin Sycle for October 19 2010

Run for the hills Syclers!! It's Halloween season! Don't look back!

Pari$ wants to procreate. As much as her vag has been pounded, I assume any offspring would be able to walk right out of that birth canal.

This is probably why Tom Bosley died.  He didn't want to be in a world with Pari$ brats running about.  I shall miss him, I've always equated him to my real father.

Speaking of dead, West Coast Choppers is no more.

Seems Julia Roberts has passed the Lola Granola flame to Hilary Swank

Lance Armstrong's one nut busted out another one....a new daughter

John Mayer dipped his pen in this bitch?

Didja see Machete?  You didn't see Jessica Alba naked, sorry.

Willow Smith's Whip My Hair

Tell me what you think in the comments!  I didn't want to like it....but I guess you can't go wrong if you have a father who is loaded out the ass like Will Smith.


I am a little surprised he would let his child do this, after all, Snoop Dogg has said he will not let his children get into music because the business is so dirty.  Makes me wonder.  Anyway, here's the video of Will Smith if he were a nine year old girl:

Become a Minister!!

Want to?  I totally did it!  That's right Syclers, your Spin is a registered minister!  You can do it too!  No special training is required, name your faith, even $ is not required.  Donations are nice, but if you aren't able to pay, then you aren't able.  But for small, reasonable fees, you can buy a nice certificate and wallet ID for yourself!

Follow this link:

http://www.universalministries.com

and 

http://www.universalministries.com/faqs.html 

You can make a difference, so why not add "minister" to your repetoire?

Spin Sycle for October 15 2010

Happy Friday Syclers!

Homewrecker Alicia Keys gave birth to a boy.

TI goes back to prison

and a treat....Blind Items!!

She's non-black but she's married to a black athlete. Very recently, she was given the impression (due to her husband's actions) that he was completely whipped.   She was even bragging to family and friends, he has really proven his love for me and we will all benefit. Little does she know, he's cheating on her with a Latina mistress he met last year. Not only does he spoil his mistress, he also gives her family money. (Panache Report)


*Spin's guess - Lamar & Khloe*


This celebrity is pregnant, but her SO wants to hold off on the announcement. Why? Because, while he really, really wants this baby (even more than she does), he is very concerned that she is obsessing about her weight. She is not eating enough, and she is on the scale several times a day fretting about her weight gain. If she can’t stick to a healthy eating plan, it will be difficult for her to sustain a healthy pregnancy. He doesn’t want them to make a public announcement only to have to retract it a few weeks later. (BlindGossip)


*Spin's guess - Bill & Giulianna Rancic*


This former A list reality star and now just a celebrity with some kids has been complaining publicly about paps. What she has not said is how the other day she hid from the paps and would not let them take her photo until she did her makeup, changed clothes and then and only then just “happened” to show up right where the paps were. (CDAN)


*Spin's guess - Nicole Richie*

Spin Sycle for October 14 2010

Just for you, Syclers!

at last, animal abusers can finally be held accountable to everyone.  A county in New York is starting something like a sex offender's registry, but for animal abusers for all to see.  On top of that list should be Michael Vick and those assholes in upstate NY who run that whore farm.  Yes, they whore out animals for pervs and sickos to have sex with.

Xtina has officially filed for divorce

Lady Gaga bought back her old demos

Just say NO to Top Gun 2

Linda Evangelista wants in on the hot couple splitting action too



Monster Snooki thanks you for your time

Spin Sycle for October 13 2010

Here you go, Syclers!

Men in Black 3 on hold, according to Panache:

Feuding between Will Smith on one hand and director Barry Sonnenfeld and the producers on the other has resulted in production of Sony's" Men in Black III," being halted in New York.




Jessica Simpson's boyfriend is now free to marry her




Heidi Klum to be the new face of Ann Taylor


Old news:  Gavin Rossdale, Gwen Stefani's husband, admits to gay fling as a teen.  no1curr


Lamar Odom is a dumbass letting his monster-in-law Kris manage him


Ashlee Simpson-Wentz actually looks cute with short hair.  I figure she got sick of her child getting his hands on it and pulling.  Hard.

Tis the season for splitting!

Seems like autumn is a big split up time, before the holidays and Spring is the next big split up time, after the holidays.  So what is up with these splits?  Are they related?  What's the connection!  Maybe we'll find out in the next few days!

In case you lost track, here are the major splits, which happened a few days of each other:

Laura Dern and Ben Harper

Christina Aguilera and Jason Bateman

Courtney Cox and David Arquette

are they related, Syclers?  Tell me what you think in the comments!!

Spin Sycle for October 11 2010

Courtney Cox & David Arquette to divorce?

Are Ashton & Demi next? or are they really renewing vows as an expression of love?

I would totally do this for $1 mill.

Awesome kitteh leap is awesome:


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Spin Sycle for October 9 2010

Here you go Syclers! Links for your interestz

Eminem, despite having a Marine's mouth in his music, is an awesome single father to 3 girls.

Michael Lohan just cannot shut the hell up, looks stupid again.  I swear, ever since he got out of prison, all he's done is attention whore himself.

Pari$ Hilton now eats children.  Gotta keep that youthful glow somehow, I guess.

Jay Z loves his Granmama

So Kevin Jonas got married just so he could have sex?  This will end well.

Kelsey Grammer's girlfriend miscarried.

Try this on!

South African rap group Die Antwoord and their new song Evil Boy.  I'm into it!  What do you think?

Spin Sycle for October 7 2010

Ok Syclers, here's what's up for today

WOW has reached 12 million subscribers.  Wish I worked there.

Gene Simmons isn't afraid to be Dad, remains awesome while doing so

Ashton & Demi have an open marriage?

Oprah's dirty secrets to be exposed!  she's really a bitch?  you don't say!

Spin Sycle for October 5 2010

PETA is useless, the laughing puppy flinging girl shall go unpunished

Die Hard 5 is going to happen

Charlie Sheen's daughter got married.  Yeah, I didn't know he had one old enough for that either.

Celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe is pregnant?  Where does that stick carry it?

Amy Winehouse claims she's clean.....so when is that next album coming out?

Per the Panache report, there will be a Blade 4 but without Wesley Snipes

James Franco in drag.  Seriously, you have to see this.

Spin Sycle for October 2 2010

See, if you run your mouth about work, you might get fired

Courtney Love desperately wants your attention

Lady Gaga to get married?

The Who working on a new album

Steve Martin's ideas for banjo tour

Explore Panache Report's blind item archive

Meet Kosmo!

He's the newest member to the family.  He was a shelter dog and we gave him a home!  He is very sweet and smart.

Spin Sycle for September 27 2010

Segway company owner dies from riding one off a cliff

Disgraced pastor Long says a lot without saying a thing....interestingly does not deny actions or being gay

I found Panache Reports' take interesting:

"IS HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF?"

A gay source shared some disturbing news with us, as follows: "So many bishops, pastors and preachers are on the downlow!  They all protect one another and their secrets."

"When a downlow preacher visits an out of town church-headed up by another DL preacher. He's offered up young men-sexually-from the congregation, it's a traveling perk among the DL gospel sect! It's also called, 'showing off your male stable,' and who has 'the prettiest boy stable' among this secret society of preachers (allegedly, some of the biggest names in the gospel industry)."

"Workshops have become a meat rack of young men (cess pool) lined up to be inspected by church leaders. Women are made to feel unwelcome and are discouraged from attending."

Our source added: "These same preachers don't have to patronize gay clubs undercover because these religious retreats are disguised as homosexual sex parties."

It's even rumored that a pastor from a New Birth satellite church is suspected or was arrested for allegedly molesting five boys. I don't know if this story is true because it's not mentioned in search engines.

B.J. Bernstein released tame photos. Allegedly, explicit photos exist.

"These powerful men target boys from troubled backgrounds and/or single family homes.

Believe it or not, for money, some of the mothers offer their boys up and turn the other way.

It was rumored that women taking were their young daughters backstage to meet R. Kelly after the sex tape emerged, the same thing goes on in the church."  Some parents relocate so their son's can be mentored by male preachers/bishops.

With some parents and church elders looking the other way, some of these guys feel helpless. These type of religious leaders manipulate and practice mind control on their flock. The congregation becomes blinded by loyalty and they put all their faith in one man, sometimes at the expense of children."

The church is suppose to be a safe haven for adults and children, it's sad when you can't trust a man of the cloth in the presence of your child.

Rumors persist that a settlement will be made to prevent damaging information from coming out in a public setting (courtroom).

Part II:

Why didn't Bishop Eddie Long deny the allegations against him during his press conference?

Can the term "I'm Not A Perfect Man," be taken as some type of admission? Reminiscent of Gary Condit's interview with Connie Chung where he was evasive, so evasive, that experts suggested his lawyers be charged with malpractice.

Has Long's ego gotten the best of him, is that why he didn't step down? Is there too much money involved to walk away? His greed is legendary and may be his downfall, he also loves publicity.

Church funds need to be investigated: New cars, private jet fare, hotel accommodations.  Is this where your church donations are going? And, why should religion cost anything and why do some of these mega churches have ATM machines?

Sorry dearies, technical problems are gonna keep me from letting you know what's going on for a short bit.

Blind Item ;)

let us remember:  "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into heaven."

since this past week has been so interesting for megachurch christian leaders, I thought you'd find this Panache report blind pretty juicy:

“SECRETIVE

These three black celebrity men are the secretive owners of a kinky sex club located in the Dirty South. One of the men is “a man of the cloth,” who has appeared on TV frequently.

This man of the cloth is considered a “big trick” among strippers because he will pay all the bills of his favorite stripper even if she lives with a man.

The other two men are former athletes. Hint: The two former athletes played in two different sports fields-excluding the NBA and the NFL.”

*This blind item is a continuation of a prior blind item, follow the clues!

We’ve all heard the term, living a “double life.”  This man was living a triple life!

He’s married, and he’s also dating another stripper-on the side. He has her rolling in a silver Range Rover, he gave her $30,000 to put down on a residence in Buckhead and he keeps her on a weekly allowance of $4,000.  He also paid for her to attend cosmetology school in the daytime.  I wonder does he know about her cop boyfriend?

If that’s not enough, our famous man also likes young men, if they’re reluctant, he sets up a gay-for-pay situation for them. He’s known to get down with the rough neck thug types on occasion as well.

He’s also been spotted patronizing the male hustler stroll in the dirty south as well as the hustler stroll in Los Angeles.

His fantasy: To have a harem of young men at his beck and call.

Last year, he took a trip to Jamaica with two young men in tow.  They hit a sex club and a popular nude beach.  Later, another man joined the party, this man has been suspected of being a money launderer. From there, the party of four flew back to the dirty south to attend a workshop. The two older men acted like predators as they swooned over the young handsome men in attendance.

He’s also known in the Caribbean and the Dominican Republic, he’s always on the prowl for good looking young men.  He also has a reputation among gay adult stars.

Are two members of this secret society-men of the cloth? If so, who are they?

*figured it out yet?  Myra Panache says she has a lot of dirt on this dirty preacher...so get yer popcorn kids!  there's gonna be a show!*

UPDATE:  is somebody planning to step aside?  I don't think it'll stop the lawsuits!!

Spin Offs for September 21, 2010

Japan ain't nuthin to fuck with, even for Pari$ite

Wyclef Jean has done the right thing

TI to appear in court

Tokio Hotel is moving to the U.S 

Start crying, tweenagers! Justin Bieber has a girlfriend!