Whores that they are....

They're whoring out their newborn too. Couldn't expect anything less from them. from digitalspy:

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are likely to be offered $2 million for photos of their new son, a celebrity publicist has said.

Simpson and the Fall Out Boy star are expected to receive the sum for an exclusive photoshoot with baby Bronx Mowgli, according to Howard Bragman.

"I see Ashlee and Pete coming in at the low seven figures mark. $2 million seems like a good, solid figure for Ashlee and Pete. It's a two-celeb couple, so that's a boost for them," ABC News quotes him as saying.

"Keep in mind, last year, Ashlee was the girl who sang along to the tape recorder," he added, in reference to a much-criticised lip-syncing performance.

"It was a PR nightmare. Now, she's a newlywed and a new mom, so she's a lot more relatable."

The publicist claimed that Simpson would be unlikely to match the record $20 million that Angelina Jolie received for images of her newborn twins.

*my sentiments:

Joel and Nicole to tie the knot?

Is this to show up Pari$, who split up with the other Madden brother? off of gossiprocks.com:

In the crazy-tip-turvy-Holllywood-world you have babies first…then you get married. Since Nicole and Richie and Joel Madden had their baby girl almost a year ago, they are ready to make it legal and honest. Sources report that Harlow’s momma and daddy are planning to get married on their baby’s birthday, January 11th.

“They want to set an example for Harlow. Nicole and Joel are doing this to seal their love legally. They want the ceremony to coincide with Harlow’s first birthday and be one big joyous occasion for everybody.”

*On the same day as Harlow's birthday? Damm....if they ever split up, as is common in LaLa land, that would suck for everyone, especially Harlow cuz that would be THE REST OF HER LIFE.*

Britney Didn't Split Up the Marriage

Fed-Ex did....from Celebritywonder.com:

Britney Spears has revealed Kevin Federline ended their marriage.

The "Womanizer" singer filed for divorce in 2006, but has now confessed it was actually the aspiring rapper who called time on their relationship.

She admitted: "I didn't think my husband was gonna leave me."

Britney, who recently admitted the marriage was a mistake, also revealed her sadness over the split because it means the couple's two sons, Sean Preston, three, and Jayden James, two, can't enjoy a traditional upbringing.

The 26-year-old star - who currently enjoys three visits a week with the boys - told America's Rolling Stone magazine: "To be a really good mom, I feel your child needs to be your full-time job."

"I want to raise my kids and share all of those precious moments with them."

"If Kevin hadn't left, I'd be with my babies 24/7. But since they're almost like twins, they both take care of each other."

"I think they look like me. They don't look like their father at all."

*Of course he left you, honey...he got what he wanted and now he's set to never have to work. He totally took advantage of you. Sorry it went that way, but you should have known better.*

*brought to you by Britmas*

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Thank you, Abraham Lincoln, for instituting this day so I could have time off of work. I am also thankful for getting that white eyelash out of my eyelid, it was growing in funny and hurt.

But most of all, I am thankful to you, my readers. You are my inspiration and motivation! I hope, wherever you are, that you are happy and healthy.

Let's keep up the snark!

Just in time for Thanksgiving

Lainey BI reveals!

Lainey has revealed some old Blind Items recentlysources: digging on Lainey Gossip and thefashionspot

Because he ignores her

Another week, another riddle involving a coke fiend. Everyone does it, but it's not the doing that's intriguing, it's the who's doing that's intriguing. Especially since her reputation is supposed to be so civilised and enlightened: a doting mother, a successful business, an artist (debatable), and an icon to many a MiniVan member. ironic as it may seem considering the original spirit of the inspiration. The situation is actually even more shocking considering her past.

Having had that kind of experience with addiction though, perhaps there are only 2 roads: to shun drugs fiercely or, as it is in this case, to embrace them dangerously in her time of need.It's not just genes that keep her so thin. More

Answer: Sarah Jessica Parker

Proof 1 Actually no. Valentino was there to keep her company, so at least one gay was by her side … and a orange one at that…just not the one she was hoping for. Seriously, how fashionable is it to look as though you’re being asphyxiated? This is Sarah Jessica Parker last night at the New York City Ballet opening in a killer short dress but no one to appreciate it.

Proof 2 SJP this morning taking James Wilkie to school more dressed up than usual for the daily routine. James’s hair is starting to resemble his mother’s. Very cute.Not so cute are his mother’s scrawny legs. They’ve always been scrawny. Like the rest of her. She says it’s simple genetics. That she’s always been a rail.

Oh really?

Star Treatment

How does he roll? Private plane on someone else’s dime with specific requests about the type of aircraft…like it’s not enough to bypass commercial flying, you need to fly in a particular model. But that’s just the beginning. He can only travel in matching (like MATCHING!) SUVs with police escort. Three of them. One left empty. And then a sedan.

Why the sedan? Because his lower level staff are not allowed to ride in SUVs. They are beneath SUVs. His staff must also stay in a hotel separate from his.Then there’s eye contact. No eye contact under any circumstances. If his driver happens to have to idle for more than 15 seconds with him in the car – say they’re packing up gear, or waiting for a delivery – the driver must exit the vehicle until the fleet is ready to move. More

Answer: P Diddy

Proof: Diddy = Barack Obama? Sit the f-ck DOWN B List!Barack Obama wouldn’t tell people not to make eye contact. Barack Obama wouldn’t tell hotel staff to kowtow in his presence and be honoured to breathe his air. Barack Obama wouldn’t make a 100 people wait during what was promised to be a live interactive interview and cancel at the last minute for no reason. But Diddy would. And Diddy did.And who are the f-cking idiots spending money on this sh-t?

Body or Baby?

A couple of years ago, I was the first to write about the celebrity IV diet – many of them would admit themselves to hospital under the care of a proper physician for 10 days, 2 weeks or so, eliminating food in favour of an IV drip chock full of essentials to keep one alive while starving. Click here for a refresher. Mainstream outlets only picked up on this last month. Needless to say, the IV diet presents some major health issues. It’s also not that convenient. How many weeks on end can you disappear in a given year without arousing suspicion, to say nothing of the limitations on actually having a real life – who wants to spend weeks at a time away from home? This is why she chose something, for her anyway, that was more … flexible. In more ways than one. More

Answer: Debra Messing

Proof:Now that she has her body back, her priority now is to spend time with her husband: "I can't tell you the last time I had a date with my husband. My ideal date with Daniel would be a spectacular meal, maybe Italian, followed by dancing. That's a New Year's resolution I'm looking forward to."Italian?Carbs expand in your stomach. Then again, that’s what elasticity is for.


It’s easy but it’s not hard

Caution right off the top – if you’re the prudey type, some details here are not for you. Click away or hold your peace. Don’t be emailing me with a lewd complaint since you were given ample warning.Celebrities are surrounded all the time by beautiful women. Especially him. He boasts an impressive track record, minus one infection, and so you would think, for a regular, non famous girl, even a really, really beautiful non famous girl, it would be an insurmountable obstacle to catch his eye…right? Not so. More

Answer: Leonardo DiCaprio

ProofHopefully Bar can raise his bar (a link to a Leonardo post on justjared)

One after another – celebrity dog scandals.

This one is extremely upsetting.Miss Bottom had two. Both of the same fierce breed. They say of this breed that they should never be left alone together. That inevitably only one will remain.And this is what happened recently. One ate the other. The other is gone. Killed. Seeing as she has such a wonderful publicist however, this tragedy likely won’t see the light of day. But every dog owner will tell you – they are like our children. We are responsible for our children. We are responsible for making sure they are safe. Clearly her dogs were not safe. Clearly she was too busy publicising a romance rather than prioritising her pet. Douche. (Can't find the link anymore but here it is on tFS)

Answer: Jessica Biel (disgusts me)

Proof: Apparently they’re about to move in to his new New York apartment together and are tentatively doing so in LA as well. This would mean making sure her remaining dog, the one that ate her 2nd dog, killing it tragically as she was negligently in the other room, will have to live in peace with Justin’s two pooches.

O Happy Day!!

She's OV-AH! Finally!
You may have noticed my lack of Pari$ Hilton posts.....I have refused to give the bitch any press. But this is so perfect and lovely, I must share it. From Page 6:

November 25, 2008 --

Paris Hilton's popularity has plummeted. The heir-head, whose show, "Paris Hilton's My New BFF," on MTV has low ratings, was booed so badly at the Kress in Hollywood this weekend, she refused to take the stage. Hilton was at a birthday party for designer Christian Audigier's daughter, Crystal, and was supposed to introduce the Pussycat Dolls. But when Audigier took the stage and yelled to the crowd, "Do you want to see Paris Hilton?" our spy said, "The entire room - which had just cheered when they thought Britney Spears was coming - booed loudly. Paris was practically in tears and left without taking the stage."

I Wanna Be Your Dog

Enjoy a little Iggy Pop with Steve Jones. Song has been in my head for days. I saw Iggy once after a Farm Aid concert years ago and man, that guy is short. Walked like his back hurt, in the rod up his ass sort of way.

No Doubt coming back?

It's about goddammm time!



Gwen Stefani is making good on her promise that No Doubt will record a new album and go on tour. I think she made that promise like 3 years ago or some shit, but it's better late than never! On their official website, they posted this picture along with a little iChat conversation between the band members. Basically, they are going to take their shit on the road next year while working on their first album together in seven years. The last time they performed on stage together was in 2004.

Gwen has been busy making babies with funny names, putting out her own albums and working on some fashion shit.

Fuck yes. I can't wait to go to this shit. I just hope there's a bunch of 30-something hos who pay homage to vintage Gwen by wearing zipper pants, furry bra tops, suspenders and Frankenstein boots. Oh and don't forget the rockabilly hair and bindi.

Now if only No Doubt can get Garbage, Alanis Morissette, Joan Osbourne, Paula Cole, Fiona Apple, Tracy Bonham, The Cardigans and Meredith Brooks to perform with them. Actually, I think I went to a show in L.A. in the late 90s where all those bitches performed together. Aw. Those were the days when I was a little homo who really wanted to be an angsty lezzie.


The Return Of No Doubt | Dlisted

Wanna hear all of Britney's Circus?

Click here.

you won't be disappointed! It's danceable, I like it and yes, it's like Blackout pt. 2. Except Brit doesn't sound like a drugged up tart in this one.

Happy Britmas.

Blind Item!

straight from gossip rocks, having a helluva time figuring it out. What is know so far is that the actor is female and very very famous. Maybe you can figure it out:

This actor doesn't act at all! They have an acting coach on hand who learns the script and performs it. For each scene the coach will position the actor, show them what to do, and the actor will mimic it exactly. This is why their films take so long to complete. One person from the set left for 2 weeks for another engagement, when she returned they were still doing the same scene! They also use eyedrops for tears, but apparently that's pretty normal.

And this was given as a clue:

Ass-lee's in labor

I wonder if the nose is gonna be hard to pass through....

from Socialite's Life:

It has been confirmed by In Touch that Ashlee Simpson has gone into labor. The magazine chatted with a source close to the family who admitted, "Yes, she is in labor." This news comes after Ashlee's false alarm this weekend.,

With her husband Pete Wentz by her side, along with her family, the entire brood is eagerly awaiting this new arrival at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

*She's huge, she should be ready to give birth! Maybe the baby will come out like this:*



Update: World's Biggest Idiots Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson (both singers or musicians or something) have welcomed a baby boy into the world. The child's name is Bronx Mowgli. We repeat: Bronx. Mowgli. [Rolling Stone]

*Better than Brooklyn Baloo?*

Over in 3...2...1.....

Team Guy wins, he won't be bought off. from foxnews.com:

Madonna and her husband of ten years Guy Ritchie are to initiate the first stage of their divorce proceedings tomorrow in London, according to court papers. If all goes smoothly, the divorce could be final in six weeks.

Ritchie is not asking for any of Madonna's fortune, estimated at over $450 million, U.K. papers are reporting. Ritchie is worth about one-tenth of that.

The couple will share custody of their two boys, Rocco, 8, and adopted David, 3, with the two splitting time between New York and London, say reports.

Madonna's daughter Lourdes from a previous relationship, will stay with her mother.

The quick settlement comes just over a month since the two publicly announced their split amidst rumors linking Madonna and New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez.

The couple's lawyers, Helen Ward and Fiona Shackleton, are said to have worked tirelessly to gain an early settlement.

*Not to nit-pick, but I thought they were married 7 1/2 years, not 10*

Blind Item!

from MTO, so take it for what it's worth:

November 19, 2008. Get ready for another celebrity divorce. MediaTakeOut.com just caught wind that a popular African American comedian's wife is about to file for divorce.

According to our snitches, the comedian's wife is very unhappy with how brazen her hubby's cheating has become. The tipster claims that this 40-something year old comedian is now bringing his jump off - who is about 20 years old - to his movie premieres.

But don't worry guys, the DIRTY DOG is about to get what he has coming to him. You see, his wife has already hired a VERY PROMINENT divorce lawyer and is set to file any day now. And the dude has NO IDEA what's about to hit him.

We here at MediaTakeOut.com could give you the name of the comedian, but that would just spoil the fun. We can tell you that he's pretty popular and he has a movie out in theaters now.

But don't worry ... we'll all know who it is soon enough...

*Spin's guess: Chris Rock*

And cuz I'm bored...

Suri flips you off:

If this is you, I'm sorry....

Hey, bitches in Congress: Fix my economy. k thx bai

She Looks Good....

So you don't have to. Here's Heidi "I've had three kids" Klum on the catwalk at the 2008 Victoria's Secret show. Frankly, this is where she belongs, not on my TV. I find her shrilly little voice annoying and the world is a better place when she keeps her yap shut. She's meant for looking good and that's it.


Frankly, I can't believe she's still doing this. Stephanie Seymour retired long ago with her brood. Not Heidi. She's going to flaunt herself in front of the rest of us who are flabby, fat and work in an office all day long until one of us rises up and stabs her in the eye. But that wouldn't stop her, she'd still prance about with a terribly stylish eyepatch, her abs taunting us all.

Here's Heidi talking to Us Magazine:

Heidi Klum's tip for losing that pesky baby weight?
Be realistic.
“I always think, 'Look at how people were before they were pregnant,'" Klum, 34, says in June's Marie Claire. “If you were a toned, healthy, energetic person, most likely you will be like that again."
Klum rocked a bikini two months after welcoming her second child, Henry, in a 2005 Victoria's Secret fashion show.
"A lot of people come to me, and they’re like, ‘Will I look like you after I have the baby?’" she added. "And I say, ‘Well, how were you before?’" she says. "You can’t kid yourself.”

"I don’t want to be wondering about how skinny I am, wondering what I’m going to eat because I don’t want to gain and I want to look hot and young, always and forever," she adds.
***

You make beaucoup $$ off your body!!! Whatever bitch.

Circus Leak!

Just in time for Britmas....This is Rockboy:

Fun with Engrish!

found this on the Engrish site and had to share.....I'm already singing it to myself!

WTF...

Found this on Gawker.com and all I have is WTF....although, does this mean there will be a pussy pussy too? The latest in Adult Blowup Toys:

Sick....

Sorry for the lack of posts, Spin is battling a nasy cold that leaves me dizzy and hard to concentrate. Will post as soon as it leaves me!

NO WAY!

from MediaTakeOut.com, so take it with a grain of salt:

November 11, 2008. You knew it was coming. MediaTakeOut.com has learned that AT LEAST one (and likely more than one) of the celebrity weeklies coming out tomorrow will feature an article claiming that Rihanna is pregnant with Chris Brown's child.

And it gets better. According to one of our snitches at the mag, Rihanna is reportedly planning on keeping the child.

Well, we're reluctant to believe all these pregnancy rumors ... but who knows.

FYI - a MediaTakeOut.com snitch in Rihnana's camp tells us that the two are set to go to Barbados next week - to visit Rihanna's parents.

Could they be making an announcement???

Blind Item!

RUSH & MOLLOY
Which proud new papa isn't much of a family guy? The handsome actor, notorious for having a roving eye, was spotted leaving a downtown hot spot with the beautiful bartender.

O Rly?

Mel apparently thinks he can make his own rules. from OneIndia.com:

Melbourne (ANI): American actor Mel Gibson, 52, has shot down rumours of a romance blossoming between him and a glamorous Russian musician. His spokesman Alan Neirob says the reports suggesting that Gibson is going around with the musician Oksana are false.

"Oksana is merely one of the artists on Mel's recording label Icon and is currently in the US recording a new album. She's a musician," the Daily Telegraph quoted him as telling the publication. His comment comes after the publication of reports that Gibson became close with the Eastern European lady while filming his new movie Edge Of Darkness.

The publication, Women's Day, brought out many occasions when the two have been seen together in Gibson's trailer, claiming that their relationship has been a hot topic on the set.

Don't We All?

Had to share!

And Knowing is Half The Battle

Blohan is almost there!

A coy Lindsay Lohan insists that she isn't a lesbian and barely cops to being bisexual - but admits that she's dating a "wonderful" woman with whom she's madly in love, according to a new interview with the starlet. "I think it's pretty obvious who I'm seeing," Lohan told Harper's Bazaar magazine. Nonetheless, she pointedly refused to name her lady love, LA DJ Samantha Ronson. When asked if she considered herself a bisexual, Lohan answered, "Maybe. Yeah." But she was adamant that she wasn't a lesbian, giving an emphatic, "No," when asked.

HERE'S THE LO-DOWN- New York Post

Mighty Virus, U so Stoopid

Miley Cyrus says she's "never" getting married.

The Hannah Montana star, 15, is currently in a relationship with underwear model Justin Gaston.

But Miley has vowed never to tie the knot - because she hates sharing a bathroom with the opposite sex.

She says, "I'm never getting married because I can't take sharing a bathroom! There were five of us on the tour bus recently and we all shared one bathroom. I shared it with three boys, included my dad. It was horrible.

"I'd have all my make-up out and someone would put their toothbrush on top of it - that's disgusting! Then my brother used my toothbrush to comb his eyebrows one day. I was like, 'This is getting seriously ridiculous. I'm getting my own bus because I can't handle this!'"

Miley Cyrus: 'I Won't Get Married' | Showbiz Spy

Miley gets the "FAAAAKE" seal of approval from Tyra:

Oh what a Shock

Honestly, what was the point in the first place? Come on now. From SheKnows.com:

It’s so weird when quickie Vegas marriages between near-teenagers who met on MySpace don’t work out, isn’t it? Peaches Geldof, 19, who wed 24-year-old Max Drummey in Sin City three months ago, already wants out.

“She doesn’t fancy him any more, and wants to move on,” said a friend. “To her it is as simple as that. She just wants to divorce him and find a new boyfriend. Max is heartbroken. He has been through the mill in the last three months, but there is nothing he can do. He genuinely believed marriage was a long term commitment, but Peaches has shattered his dreams.”

But a spokesperson for Peaches says the couple are still together. “Like most couples, Peaches and Max have their ups and downs, and things might be said in the heat of the moment. But they are still together and they are not divorcing.”

Peaches is the daughter of singer Bob Geldof. Drummey is the frontman for band Chester French and a Harvard grad. The couple lives in Brooklyn.

Is it just me....

Or does Lindsay Lohan just not look like herself? A little face work done maybe? Face work she shouldn't have done and now over the years she'll become less and less recognizable? You can tell who she is here:
What, no leggings, Lindsay? I thought you were high on those.


But do you recognize her here?


She barely looks like herself here. WTF Lindsay? And here's a pic with her main squeeze Sam, since they were at Pure on Friday night. Seems the only way girly can get any attention or keep the checks coming in anymore is to resort to whore herself out this way.


OK, Sam, we get it, you're not a guy. Quit it with the ugly face, unless, of course, you got snapped at a moment when you're trying to dig out that Lindsay pube stuck to your tooth with your tongue.

For the Weekend....

Lady GaGa with Just Dance....I've been addicted to this song for a week now

And Another Split

Wow, didn't see this one coming. Maybe I did. From INO:

Jaime Pressly and fiance, DJ Eric Cubiche, have reportedly split. The couple were friends for 9 years and dated for a year and a half before getting engaged in October 2006. They also have a 18 month-old son together. Jaime told Access Hollywood,

"We are taking a break from our relationship but we are together every day with Dezi and still love each other very much...[we] remain close friends as we both adore our son and want to make sure he knows we both love him more than life"

Fed Up

oh well, I don't feel too sorry for Brian Warner.

Blood is obviously thicker than water for Evan Rachel Wood. She dumped live-in boyfriend Marilyn Manson on Oct. 23 after he tried to kick her brother Ira out of their guest house.

"Evan owned the house and didn't want her unemployed sibling living on the street," a source tells Star. "It was the tipping point. Evan was fed up with how controlling and emotionally abusive Marilyn was."

The actress-singer, 21, started dating the 18- years-older goth rocker in December 2006, as his marriage to Dita Von Teese was collapsing.

Star Magazine | News | Evan Rachel Wood, Marilyn Manson, Split

WTF

Ummm...it's Charlie Sheen....I thought we all knew how he is.....this whole married thing just doesn't sit with him too well, it seems. from gossip rocks:

With twins on the way, Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller should be excitedly preparing for their boys' arrival. Instead, the newly married couple have been fighting relentlessly. In the Nov. 17 issue of Star — on sale Wednesday — we report that the notorious "reformed" playboy fled to Las Vegas on Oct. 25 to blow off steam — leaving his pregnant wife at home alone. And he certainly wasn't looking like a married man with twin sons on the way as he surrounded himself with pretty young women, partied with Spin City costar Michael Boatman at Privé and got lap dances at the strip club Spearmint Rhino.

"He's still carrying on and boozing," a source tells Star.

His weekend away from Brooke did more harm than good for his marriage. When she got wind of what Charlie was up to in Las Vegas, "she went off the deep end," says an insider. And upon his return to L.A. on Oct. 28, "the fighting picked up right where it left off."

Except this time Brooke upped the ante. She told her husband of only five months basically to shape up — or she's going to ship out. "She's expecting their sons, and she wants them to be one big happy family," says a source. "She's got the trump card, and they both know it."

For the full story — including Brooke's difficult pregnancy and how she thought she'd change Good-Time Charlie — pick up the new issue of Star.

Spin Says....

GO VOTE!!

I voted for the cocktail party!

Update 9:00 CT: Foxnews channel is HIGH.....BOTH candidates came to campaign in Texas. I can vouch for that. They really need to put down the pipe, they have no idea of what they are talking about.

Cuz Strippers Need Love Too...

And because as a society, we are culturally bankrupt anyway, so why shouldn't another trainwreck of a Ho with no talent or real skills, just like Tiffay "New York", have her own spin off and show the rest of the world how vapid and retarded she really is.....Yes, that's right, VH1 has announced that Daisy of Love is go and the Stripper/Tranny look is vogue:

The rumors are true: Rock of Love 2 runner-up Daisy De La Hoya is set to head her own dating-show spin-off (of a spin-off of a spin-off of a spin-off of a spin-off) and she’s turning to the Internet to find her dudes. If you’re interested in competing for Daisy’s heart or know someone who is, hit up DaisyOfLoveCasting.com for your chance to rock her world and make her flail her hands. For more info, check the full press release below:

Millions tuned in to see Rock Of Love 2 runner-up Daisy De La Hoya get her all-access pass to Bret Michaels’ heart denied. Now after being jilted by her supposed Rock of Love, Daisy, is determined to find her one man who will rock her world. Daisy is on a quest for true love and this time she is giving her fans the chance to vie for her love and vote to help determine which contestant makes the cut for VH1’s Daisy of Love Premiering Spring 2009.

Beginning this week, VH1 is giving viewers an opportunity to submit themselves for consideration for the first season of Daisy Of Love. Online users can log on to VH1’s new Daisy Of Love dedicated site at daisyoflovecasting.com. The site will serve as the ultimate spot for fans of the show. Viewers can upload profiles for consideration and vote for their favorite potential candidates. Casting submissions must include an uploaded profile with videos, photos and blog entries. Deadlines for first round submissions are November 14. For more information visit daisyoflovecasting.com.

VH1’s Daisy Of Love is created and executive produced by Mark Cronin and Cris Abrego for 51 Minds Entertainment, LLC. an Endemol Company, who also produce the record-breaking series Rock of Love, Flavor of Love, Charm School, I Love New York, The Surreal Life and My Fair Brady. The production teams’ programming launched VH1 into their highest ratings ever. Ben Samek also executive produces for the series and the company.

*When does the live broadcast of roller derby to the death begin? I mean, since any idiot off the street can get a show, why not just go the whole way with death entertainment? Producers, contact me for ideas! Honestly, I'll sell my vadge for pregnancy if VH1 will sponsor the whole damm thing*

The Winner of the Celebrity Halloween contest for 2008 is....

Heidi Klum as Shiva.....nobody could top this, kids!

Blind Item!!

She thinks that she can never be too thin. He does. He has tried to get her to gain a few pounds for her appearance, her health, to set a good example. He stands by her in public, but confesses to friends in private that he is repelled by her appearance. There have been a lot of screaming matches over the weight topic, so they have been spending more time apart, punctuated by the occasional very public appearance together. She is a valuable asset to his own career, so he may not leave her, but he has been quietly scoring the digits of normal-sized girls who catch his eye. (Blind Gossip)

*Spin's guess: Posh & Becks*

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

from icanhascheezburger.com:

EW.

The unholy triumverate together again? And on tv? yuck. Do we really want them flashing their vages on tv? From ONTD:

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are rumoured to be in talks to star in a sitcom together.

US TV network HBO, which brought us Sex and the City, are reportedly keen to sign up the blonde trio to appear as flatmates struggling to make it big in Hollywood.

Hilton, Spears and Lohan were once close friends and were regulalry seen together on the party circuit in 2006.

The proposed show has been described as a cross between Friends and Ugly Betty.

"The chemistry between them will be electric," a source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper.

"They were very close and have had their ups and downs in the Los Angeles party world but they have overcome those problems now. They can draw from their experiences for the sitcom."

Show chiefs are said to have approached Extras star Ricky Gervais and Desperate Housewives creator Mark Cherry to pen the script, which would see the trio playing characters inspired by themselves.

"Paris will play a fashion designer who will try anything to get her outfits noticed," the source said.

"Britney's character is an aspiring singer, but her unusual song lyrics stop her from hitting the big time.

"Lindsay will be a little like Joey from Friends.”

Y So Sexxxy BB

I Still love Trent...I still believe that we belong together... shall stalk him and find him and have him......and prolly serve time fo rit but it would soo be worth it. I still love you, Trent, you sexy beast. I understand you better than u could know.

To be Fair

Because I have such a huge concentration of britney that goes on here, it's only fair to feature Christina Aguilera's new song "Keeps Getting Better"...Enjoy

Blind Item Time!

From Underground Buzz:

1. A big scandal is brewing for a top Hollywood Star. He is successful, charismatic and appears to be a loving father and husband. There are rumors that he likes to spend time with male escorts. If the scandal comes out, look for him to turn to religion to quell the controversy.

2. This young actor signed on a TV series thinking he was going to be the star of the show. Well his co-stars are outshining him by winning awards and acclaim. The Actor is not happy about the situation, but, since he needs the money, he’s staying put.

3. Sometimes it doesn’t pay to listen to your mother. This singer is trying to downplay his marriage to help salvage his career, but his very pregnant wife isn’t going anywhere. She plans to stay married to the singer despite his mother’s publicity machine.

*Spin's guesses: 1) Woll Smoth, 2) Adrian Grenier 3) Usher*

Blohan blows it again

I have a very hard time believing that America has any mean bone in her body...unless it's from a guy she likes....from yahoo news:

Who was the real Mean Girl on the set when Lindsay Lohan resumed her Ugly Betty run — the tabloid mainstay, or series lead America Ferrera?

The New York Post's Page Six column claims that after some indecent behavior — including, perhaps, the forgoing of bloomers for a scene in which Betty tugs down her high-school nemesis' trou — Lohan was abruptly cut loose from her guest-star turn, which this season was to last six episodes.

A pal of Lohan's, however, argues that Ferrera, drunk on power, "was mean to Lindsay" and "got her kicked off" the last two episodes she was supposed to film. A spokesperson for Ferrera would only tell the Post, "America is grateful to have had [Lindsay] on the show and thinks everyone should tune in to see how great the episodes [resuming this Thursday at 8 pm/ET] are."

Other online accounts of the alleged on-set squabble claim that not only was Lohan's visit truncated, but that she is being edited out of anything that already had been filmed.

Well-placed sources tell TVGuide.com that such "editing" rumors are completely untrue, but confirm that Lohan's run will end early — though strictly for "storyline purposes." Summing up the rash of Thursday-morning gossip, one setsider tells us, "It's all so silly."

Lohan's publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, has yet to respond to our request for comment.

*Snoop Dogg does not approve*

Chef gets the last laugh

Too funny, too cool and what a slap to the C of $.....from Foxnews.com:

The last will and testament of the late superstar Isaac Hayes’s is being probated right now. And guess what? Hayes left nothing to the Church of Scientology.

This news must sting something awful, as numerous well-known Scientologists attended not one but maybe four different funerals and memorial services for Hayes in August after he died.
But according to sources who know the inner workings of Hayes’s estate, the "Shaft" composer divided his will in thirds. Portions go to his 11 elder children; his widow and young son; and his charitable foundation.

There was no provision for the Church, which ordinarily requires its celebrity members to pony up while they’re alive. Big donors include usual suspects Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Kelly Preston, and so on.

Preston, who knew Hayes only slightly through the church, carried on at both Memphis funerals, crying on cue and blubbering to anyone who’d listen about how much she "loved" Hayes. This amused to no end the Memphis musicians who’d known Hayes for 40 years.

According to insiders, the big question now is how to handle the third going to the Isaac Hayes Foundation. Because the organization is not now terribly active, some legal moves may be made to redistribute that part of the estate to the other heirs.

Hayes’s eldest daughter, Jacqueline, is said to be in the forefront of trying to settle all matters. Certainly Hayes’s heirs are keeping a keen eye on their father’s copyrights. Many of them were renewed beginning in 1995-96 for a second 28 year term. But when those start expiring in 2024, the family will come into a fortune thanks to the Songwriters Act of 1927:

Rights to previously sold catalogs revert to songwriters’ heirs once they have died, as soon as copyrights are up for renewal. Thus, Hayes’s half of songs he wrote for Sam Moore & Dave Prater with David Porter in 1965-68, like "Soul Man" and "Hold On I’m Coming" will go to Hayes’s grandkids and great grand kids. By 2028, the biggest Hayes copyright, "Theme from Shaft," will come to them as well.

Upgrade!

Guy has a new girl already! And she's cute! And of course, much younger than Hag Madge. Get the popcorn, Mary! This is gona get fun! From ONTD:

The New York Daily News is reporting that Guy Ritchie has a shoulder to cry on. She is 31-year-old Kelly Reilly, a sultry blue-eyed, fiery red-head who is starring in the director's new "Holmes" flick.

From the UK Telegraph:

"Reilly has been building up a care-fully chosen portfolio of film work, including the monstrously snobbish Caroline Bingley in Joe Wright's Pride and Prejudice, a lead dancer in Mrs Henderson Presents – Stephen Frears's real-life story of wartime at the Windmill Theatre and Romain Duris's love interest in Cédric Klapisch's art-house film, Les Poupées Russes (for which she won Best Newcomer Award at the 2005 Cannes Film Festival)".

One of the BEST SONGS EVER

Under the Milky Way by The Church

Great Discretion....

IUC Exclusive: Is Will Smith light in the loafers? Hollywood Madame reveals Smith has had Dalliances with Male Prositutes

IUC has learned actor Will Smith has swung both ways for years. According to a notorious Hollywood Madame, Smith was a client of hers for years before she packed up shop and moved her operation to Manhattan earlier this year. She remembers the first time she ever spoke with Smith. “I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion,” she said. “Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.”

Could Smith’s proclivities account for his recent apparent conversion to Scientology, a religion that’s chief appeal in Hollywood appears to be its promise to turn gay people straight. At least according to long-time Scientologist Michael Pattinson, who sued the Church for failing to keep that promise after he shelled out $500,000 in auditing fees over a 25-year period but was never “cured” of his homosexuality as promised.

Smith has been palling around with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes for over a year, although his publicist has denied that he has converted to the religion whose most famous adherent is his friend Cruise. But, according to the New York Daily News, Smith attended the wrap party for his recent film, Hancock, and handed out gifts to the crew members that consisted of a free personality test at their local Scientology center. Last December, in an interview with Access Hollywood, Smith addressed his apparent infatuation with Scientology. “I was introduced to it by Tom, and I’m a student of world religion. I was raised in a Baptist household. I went to a Catholic school, but the ideas of the Bible are 98% the same ideas of Scientology, 98% the same ideas of Hinduism and Buddhism.”

We know that Scientology has at least one thing in common with most of the world’s major religions - rabid homophobia. The religion’s founder, L. Ron Hubbard, believed homosexuals should be quarantined from society because he considered gays to be “quite ill physically” and homosexuality a “mental aberration.”

*If he had really studied Buddhism, like for even 5 minutes, he'd realize that it doesn't recognize any supernatural external force running the universe or people's lives....thus very different from the bible....also different is that the buddha never claimed to be divine, of the divine, from the divine or of any divine nature....so suck it Will. I think you already do.*

Halloween Time

If you are looking forward to Halloween like I am but have no idea what costume to wear, try Halloween Costumes. The site is well organized to help you find a costume for that big party you're going to. You know this year is going to be huge for Halloween since it falls on a Friday, so you need to impress!

I am torn between finding a costume in the traditional sense of it being something in direct contradiction to my personality, which might be this:



But then I want to wear something really hip and cool, I'm not really sure what, maybe like this:














But I'm torn! However, at Halloween Costumes, it is so well organized that you could just about pick a mood and find something that would make you happy. The prices are reasonable and competitive as well.

If I picked something that complimented my personality, it might be one of these two:




Mainly because, well, I do have Viking ancestry so that would be cool, I'd need to complete the look with a blond braided wig and viking horns.....and everyday just about feels like a battle, so a Gladiatrix would be appropriate, especially if I put a briefcase with her.

What I would probably go with , though, is this one, because I am addicted to that Kirsten Dunst movie, "Marie Antoinette."


But they have a great selection, many choices and even the accessories that will help you to win that Halloween costume contest. Check them out! Halloween Costumes

Madonna Madness

and maybe why her marriage fell apart...short version: she's terribly self-centered. Can't believe they went on for as long as they did. Compiled from Gossip Rocks:

The moment Maddona fell off that horse, her marriage was doomed

MADONNA’S marriage began sliding towards divorce after her hubby’s “unsympathetic” reaction when she tumbled from a horse, friends say.

The agonised Queen of Pop felt GUY RITCHIE showed a “complete lack of love and sympathy” after she snapped eight bones in the horror fall.

Sources say the aftershocks from the 2005 accident sparked the rows that ended their 7½year marriage and saw the pair confirm The Sun’s exclusive that they will divorce.

‘ This song is for the emotionally retarded. You might know a few people who fall into that category - God knows I do ’

Madonna, now 50, spent several days in hospital after crashing from the polo horse on her Wiltshire estate on her 47th birthday.

She broke four ribs, her collar bone, scapula and her left knuckle in the accident, which she later described as “the most painful experience of my life”.

In an interview with The Sun shortly after the fall, film director Guy said he remained calm following the incident because he knew his wife was “too tough” to die.

But we can reveal that the truth behind the episode was that Madonna felt 40-year-old Guy “abandoned her emotionally”.

*So basically, Madonna just wants a guy who kisses her ass 24/7. Can't believe I used to worship her.*

The family friend said: “Madonna was in a huge amount of pain and expected Guy to drop everything to be at her bedside.

“Instead of smothering her with sympathy he said, ‘Come on darling, you’re a tough bird. You’ll be back on the horse in no time’.

“Guy’s approach was that a few broken bones is no big deal – and that there was no point in making a drama out of a crisis.

*yes, she could have died, but she didn't. She didn't snap her neck. Stop being a whiny baby.*

The gossips at Cannes were agog this spring at the news that Madonna had installed twin treadmills in her hotel suite, apparently so she and Guy Ritchie could work out side by side.

Things in the world's most talked-about marriage, it was reasoned, must not be so bad if they were at least continuing to share a passion for gym.

But that second treadmill was in fact for personal trainer Tracy Anderson who, for the past year, has been living in Madonna's London home and playing far more of a role in her life than her soon-to-be-ex-husband.
Steak-and-kidney pie made her leave the room in disgust: Madonna was a domestic tyrant

Guy and Madonna slept in separate rooms on that break, as had become usual, and were by then communicating only via their personal assistants. The treadmills are a neat metaphor for the way Ritchie has been excluded from Madonna's life.

Her irrational food fads and increasingly bizarre attempts to hold back time - via surgery, exercise and every therapy going - certainly helped to doom their marriage.

How could anyone expect Ritchie, a macho man who is fond of the pub and likes to shoot pheasant, to dine contentedly every night on quinoa grains and organic vegetable dumplings?

Guy apparently used to complain that she was giving her children an unhealthy
attitude towards food: she banned sugar entirely, which made biscuits, ice creams and cakes objects of almost otherworldly fascination for her daughter Lourdes and their son Rocco. She also banned cheese, cream, salt and preservatives.

One in Guy's camp suggested to me that Her Madgeness had to be talked into permitting Rocco to have a birthday cake last year.


Even when the pair went out for 'romantic' meals - and in the final two years of the relationship this was one of the few activities they shared - Madonna would generally refuse to eat anything.

One associate said she doesn't 'trust' the kitchens, even in Claridge's and Nobu, to prepare food to her exacting standards.

'If you were to use the word controlling, you would not even be coming close to describing the way she is about food.'

So she would sit with a glass of water as Guy wolfed down his meal. The topic of discussion, chosen by Madonna, was generally the kabbalah, or an earnest exposition about President Bush. It wasn't fun.

No wonder Guy bought himself a pub in February. And, sources insist, the food was not even the worst of Guy's daily miseries as Mr Madonna.

Her exercise routine, never less than two hours a day, six days a week, rules her life.

She went to the gym the day her adopted son David Banda arrived from Malawi, and spent nearly four hours honing her body. She worked out on her birthday this summer, and on Christmas Day and New Year's Day. Guy's entreaties to her to do less, and spend some time with him and the children, were ignored.

'I'm not going to slow down, get off this ride, stay home and get fat,' she told a magazine.

*and* *sorry this is so long*

Madonna is building an extraordinary divorce case against Guy Ritchie, claiming he was a cruel and verbally-abusive husband who would belittle and ridicule her in front of others. *Liar, there's no way she'd put up with that shit*

Lawyers for the singer, who was widely believed to be the dominant partner in the marriage, are putting together a dossier of incidents.

They include allegations that he told her she 'looked like a granny' on stage compared with her younger backing dancers. He is also alleged to have declared that she could not act, and was 'past it' after she turned 50.

Her lawyers say that 40-year-old Ritchie's comments made Madonna feel worthless, unattractive, unfeminine, insecure and isolated during their eight-year marriage. *Sorry, she did it to herself with her obsessive workouts and crazy dieting*

'Outwardly she's the material girl and bursting with confidence, but turning 50 really hit her hard. Madonna says Guy never said the right things to get her over that hurdle. She says he basically let her know that he thought she was over the hill. She said he had a subtle indifference towards her. *bullshit*

Ritchie is currently fighting to get residence of their eight-year-old son Rocco with him in London.


*TEAM RITCHIE*

No WAY!

Jakey's parents are divorcing! Why?? After 30 years, what is the point? From People mag.

Naomi Foner – the mother of Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal – has filed for divorce from their father, Stephen Gyllenhaal, Los Angeles court papers show.

Married for 30 years, Foner – a Golden-Globe winning screenwriter with credits including Running on Empty and Losing Isaiah – cites irreconcilable differences. She says the couple has been separated since Jan. 1.

Foner isn't seeking spousal support, and she also asks the court to deny Gyllenhaal – a film director – any support.

The papers were filed Wednesday.

*And this is brought to you by this freakout*

Another SPAHLIT

Is there something in the air? From Janet Charlton's:

Jermaine Dupri is in the doghouse. Not only did he reportedly puke on Janet Jackson's lap at his birthday party, his contributions to her career have been disappointing. He gave Mariah Carey lots of hits but hasn't done the same for his girlfriend Janet.

He created the concept for her tour and also arranged parties for Janet after every show. She's been exhausted by the rigorous show and the partying is too much for her. She's just not as young and energetic as she used to be. Janet cancelled tour dates and took a rest in Atlanta at a health spa recovery place. Janet's management disagrees with Jermaine (they blame him for many of her failures) and they stopped him from visiting her. Jermaine was told "You're not her boyfriend any more." Jermaine took off for New York and he and Janet are speaking on the phone. Where their relationship stands, no one knows for sure.

Time for something different...

Time for a grown up Muppet Movie!! from ONTD:

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - The Jim Henson Co. has picked up a spec script that may signal a daring turn into adult territory for the company behind Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear.

"The Happytime Murders" is a film noir murder mystery that will fall under the company's Henson Alternative banner, a division that develops projects not intended for children.

Brian Henson, co-CEO of the Jim Henson Co. and one of the late puppeteer's sons, is on board to direct.

The story takes place in a world where humans and puppets co-exist, with the puppets viewed as second-class citizens. When the puppet cast of an '80s children's TV show called "The Happytime Gang" begins to get murdered one by one, a disgraced puppet LAPD detective turned private eye -- with a drinking problem, no less -- takes on the case. The script was written by Todd Berger from a story he worked on with Dee Austin Robertson.

This would not be the first time that Henson is delving into more adult fare. In 1982, the company made "The Dark Crystal," which featured a dark tone and, in one scene, nudity. But "Happytime" will also have an absurdist and comedic quality to it, comparable to Broadway's "Avenue Q."

R U surprised?

I'm not....I'd be in shock if they had survived his serial cheating plus rehab. Tis the season for breakups, huh? From Peoplemag:

David Duchovny, who recently left rehab for sex addition, and wife Téa Leoni released a statement Wednesday saying they have been separated for some time.

"In light of continuous speculation over the lives and marriage of Tea Leoni and David Duchovny, the couple has confirmed that they have in fact been separated for several months," the statement says. "The couple had hoped to keep this separation private for the sake of their children."

Duchovny, 48, has been married to actress Leoni since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6.

The actor voluntarily entered rehab last summer "for the treatment of sex addition," he said in a statement issued in August.

Earlier this month, Duchnovny had "successfully completed the rehab program," his lawyer said. Duchovny was then spotted with Leoni at the Czech Street Festival in Manhattan.

*Ladies, the line forms to the left*

We Knew This!

Knew it was coming, why did they even fight to hide it? We're not stupid! From omg!

LONDON - Madonna and filmmaker Guy Ritchie will end their marriage after nearly eight years, the couple said in a joint statement Wednesday.

The couple asked the media to "maintain respect for their family at this difficult time," said the statement, e-mailed to The Associated Press by Liz Rosenberg, Madonna's publicist.

A financial settlement has not been agreed by the wealthy couple, who must also decide child custody issues.

In London, Ritchie's mother, Lady Amber Leighton, told reporters that the family wouldn't be making any statement.

Lawyers said the couple would likely try to come to an agreement before heading to court.

"The judgment of the court would be to try and assess what they came in with and divide what they built up fairly equally," said David Allison, a lawyer with Family Law in Partnership, a London firm.

WTF!

There is no gossip....no gossip to speak of, to talk about to snark over! None! Thanks you celebrity assholes, thanks for being boring. Since there is no real gossip to speak of, here's Foo Foo Kitty, showing off her cuteness:

Interweb is being a bitch

modem crapped out at home, hope to have it fixed soon! sorry for the techincal delay....sha;; post when i can

Travis Barker is NOT in love

And yeah, I think we all knew Shanna was an attention whore just trying to look like she cared....from TMZ:

Travis Barker just updated his fans on his recovery from the horrific airplane crash last month -- and he added in a nice slap to the face to Shanna Moakler.

His MySpace reads, "Despite any rumors you might have heard via my EX-wife Shanna Moakler, who I have not seen since the week I checked in, I've been treated amazingly well, both here in LA and an Georgia. The hospitals I've been treated at are THE BEST."

Travis goes on the say he's now able to move all the fingers on his right hand, and he'll undergo his 7th surgery on Monday.

Transformation complete

Beck is now a Blohan double.