Spin Sycle for Friday, March 20 2012

Hey Syclers!  How about some O Long Johnson for you?



Supposedly, Rihanna is pregnant

Megan Fox is pregnant too?

So the entire population of the world can stand all together in Jacksonville, FL huh?  Is Michelle Duggar trolling us?

Piers Morgan is full of shit

Charlie Sheen is sorry

Is Justin Bieber a PR genius or a total idiot?

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, March 27 2012

Hey Syclers, what's up?  Having a good week so far?



Nicki Minaj and Madonna kiss.  Next.

Seems Madonna made DeadMau5 mad at some festival.  Look at all the fucks given. Oh yeah, raves have been around for forever, like the early 80's, along with X.  Deal with it.

I am so sick of all this Lindsay Lohan crap.  Is she paying people so she can stay relevant?

Uma Thurman is still pregnant

Blind Item:
“This action star has been labeled a huge pain to work with and known for throwing temper tantrums on set. When directors push him to portray something other than a hardnosed hero, he will argue and whine before stomping off to his trailer where he will refuse to come out until the director apologizes.” [Hollywood Dame]

Spin's guess:  Bruce Willis

Listen to Best Coast's new single, you'll want it for summer:

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

How's it going, Syclers?  Keeping out of trouble?  Or at least getting into FUN trouble?

you should know about the awesomeness of the Eagles



Jon Gosselin doesn't miss Kate.  At. All.

Ziggy Stardust to be reissued for 40th anniversary.  Thus is the will of God David Bowie

Kim Kardashian is pressed, needs to get on with her life.  O wait, then she'd not be able to garner every drop of publicity from this.  Maybe she should thank her flour bomber.

Did Drake get married?

I don't think Miley Sycrus is engaged.  That doesn't look like a real diamond to me

Have an awesome weekend, Syclers!!

Spin Sycle for Friday, March 23 2012

Hey Syclers!  How are you?  Do you think that ducks mourn?  Yesterday I saw a duck that had died in this canal that I walk each day.  Poor thing.  Today when I walked by that spot, several ducks were at that spot, in the water, just hanging around where the dead duck had been.  Mourning for their own?

Here's Madonna's latest video, "Girl Gone Wild"


Coke and drowning made Whitney Houston die. Let the conspiracy theories fly!

Hillary Duff finally popped out a boy

Reese Witherspoon to have baby #3

Is Ashton Kutcher tappin Rihanna's ass?

Here's the video that Madonna very likely was inspired by, Kazaky's "Love"

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, March 21 2012

Having a great Spring so far, Syclers?  You know what Spring leads to, right?  No, all that spring cleaning!  What were you thinking?

The Duggars drag out their big bag o' propoganda

Kim Zolciak is pregnant again.  yawn

Some other bitch is pregnant again too

Is Katy Perry pressed?

Peyton Manning is in, Tim Tebow is out.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Tell me that this photo does not look WEIRD like the Snake Queen swallowed a goat


Here's Beyonce post baby weight


Kirk Cameron just cannot, for the life of him, understand all the hate.  poor thing.

Omar Shaif Jr.  is gay and half Jewish.  Your move, Egypt

Chow Down (at Chik-fil-A)

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, March 20 2012

Hey Syclers!  Know what I'm having for dinner? Potato chips and peanut butter/chocolate fudge.  I'm on a binge, whatever.

Snoop Dogg made a mixtape that is awesome, FOR FREE and just for you!  Yes, you!


Lamar Odom finally sick of reality TV.....what does this mean for his marriage to the Hulk/Khloe?

Rosie and Oprah are not speaking

Lady Gaga to shut up for a while

OWN in trouble?  Guess what, Oprah....that audience you so depended on for support didn't follow you cuz they can barely afford basic cable.  Nobody's paying extra just for your crap channel.

"Desperate Housewives" mistrial

Blind Item
[Hollywood Dame] What celebrity father hasn’t seen his kid since she was born? He showed up for the birth and wrote a big check to keep the mother happy, but has been too busy dating models almost half his age to spend time with the tot. It seems cruel, but at least the child support checks still show up.

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!!!  Have any big plans going on this weekend?

Did Kate Hudson get married?

Himmmm is not Robert Downey Jr.  Really.

o SERIOUSLY.  Quit saying Beyonce might already be pregnant again

Charlize Theron became a mother

Look at this picture then tell me if you think Jennifer Aniston is engaged.

Sin City 2 is finally shooting

For St. Patrick's day, here's House of Pain and Top of the Morning to ya



and Bonus Big Bang with Fantastic Baby

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, March 13 2012

Hey Syclers!  What's up?

Do you think Jay Z and Beyonce should have done something similar?  This is pretty popular on the net right now



I did not realize that being fired from Desperate Housewives was such ~srs bzns~

Charlie Sheen gets hammered.  No really.

Is Robert Downey Jr. leaking Hollywood secrets?

If you don't get to see it, here's the Doonesbury comic that's causing all the fuss:


Until next time!

Spin Sycle for Monday, March 12 2012

How's the beginning of your week, Syclers?

Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina split up because he didn't want kids

Halle Berry is engaged

Bobbi Kristina wants to be Kristina Houston

John Mayer cancels tour due to vocal cord injury

Jennifer Aniston wants to be engaged by the end of the year

Here's George Takei's happy dance



Blind item!
[NationalEnquirer] What music superstar is singing the blues over his soon-to-be ex-wife’s threat to write a tell-all book about his dirty s*x secrets? Turns out that the “irreconcilable differences” she cited in her divorce papers were code for add*ction to p*rn and seedy low-rent m*ssage parlors!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  I have a long rainy weekend ahead of me.

Some pop music, especially K-pop is more awesome than understanding the language.  Here's Big Bang with Bad Boy

Spin Sycle for Friday, March 9 2012

Syclers!!  Are you ready for the time change this weekend? I'm not!!!

PAY MY BILLS FOR ME BITCH!!

Enjoy Neon Hitch's latest "Fuck You Betta"



Here's a promo pic for The Lone Ranger where Johnny Depp is playing Tonto


Stacy Keibler to be gone in 3....2...

Eva Longoria is single again

Is Reese Witherspoon pregnant again?

Oscar Blind Item!
[StarMagazine] Which Hollywood couple of nearly 10 years are headed for Splitsville? Hint: He arrived at the Oscars alone, while she stayed home with their two kids.


See you over the weekend!

Spin Sycle for Thursday March 8 2012

Hey Syclers!!

Have a listen to Madonna's new album, MDNA

In Whitney Houston's will, daughter Bobbi Kristina gets everything.  Don't stick it all up your nose, kid

If you care, Ashley Olsen has quit acting

Aaaand some more fuel for the Will Smith gay rumors
/oblig


Here's a blind item to keep you going thru the day:

[BlindGossip] In a case where one half of a couple makes substantially more than the other, who pays for the ring? Well, in the case of these three engaged couples where the woman has the bigger paycheck, it certainly wasn’t the future groom.

The first couple went directly to the jeweler and cut a deal for a very impressive diamond sparkler. They worked out an arrangement where the couple agreed to make x number of mentions of the jeweler in the press for a 50% discount. Then the female half of the couple paid the balance in cash.

The second couple tried harder than anyone to try to talk multiple jewelers into a free ring. When no one would agree to the freebie, she simply turned to her future fiance and said, “Here’s the money. You know what I like. Now, go get me the biggest f*cking diamond you can.”

The third couple knew ahead of time that they were getting engaged, and she knew exactly what she wanted. Because she likes to control everything, she picked out the ring in a secret private buying session with the jeweler, where they settled on a price. Then she later gave the money to the boyfriend, who went to the store to pay for the ring. Of course she pretended that she had no idea that there was a ring coming, that she was thrilled with her fiance’s taste, and that she was so impressed that he paid for the ring himself.

So, when you see those shining baubles on the ring fingers of these lucky stars, you now know that in all three cases, the future groom didn’t have to lay out his own cash… but that he still gets to look like he’s a generous man with good taste.

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, March 7 2012

Hey Syclers!  Have enough going on in your life? Take a break?

I thought Tila Tequila was converting to Judaism?

Hasn't Cher said this before?

Here's a snippet of "I'm addicted" by Madonna form her soon to be released MDMA album.  Note the Stigmata stance.



Maybe Kim Kardashian's golddigging will land her a prince but she might regret it

Nick Lachey will be wife Vanessa's birth coach

I can't believe I'm typing this:  Miley Cyrus just gained a little of my respect

Have a great day!  The weekend isn't too far?

Spin Sycle for Monday March 5 2012

Hey Syclers, how are you holding up?  Ready for another week?

It seems Madonna's boytoy has proposed to her.  What possible advantage could it give her to marry him? I mean, he could gain a LOT, but her?  Maybe it's time to kick his ass to the curb

Rush the Mouth is losing advertisers.  TROLLLOLOLOL

So, was Lindsay Lohan any good at being on SNL?

If idiots are going to be like this on the Net, then they should have the computers and cellphones taken away.  Get some maturity.

Kirk Cameron still deserves to be made an object of ridicule

Run for your life, Lady Gaga wants to have a baby

Angelina Jolie rejects Salt 2 script

Enjoy Michael Franti and Spearhead with "Say Hey (I Love You)"

Spin Sycle for Thursday March 1 2012

Hey Syclers!  Sad News.  Davy Jones from the Monkees has died. You need to know the awesomeness of the Monkees.  Get off of my lawn.




OMG it's the End of the World:  Is Snooki pregnant?

Ben Affleck And Jen Garner give their son a sane and sensible name

Paris Jackson says Sony faked her father's voice

Here's pictures of Rachel Zoe and her son Skylar

Run for your life, the End is really here:  Bristol Palin gets her own reality TV show.  

Back at ya later, Syclers!

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, February 29 2012

Happy Leap Day, Syclers!!  Are there any birthday Syclers today??  Enjoy the extra day!

Enjoy the Cranberries new video Tomorrow



Natalie Portman actually married that guy

Charlie Sheen's new show to premiere in June

Vanessa Manillo (you remember her, Nick Lachey's wife) is pregnant, according to CDAN


Uma Thurman is expecting baby #3

Seems like all that's out there in gossip galaxy anymore is wedding announcements and pregnancies

Megan Fox is ready to push out babies

Enjoy your day!

Spin Sycle for the Day After the Oscars Ceremony 2012

I'm enjoying cafe au lait and some cinnamon toast this morning, Syclers!  What are you doing?

Enjoy Madonna's latest "Girl Gone Wild"  It's better than Gimme All Your Lovin



In case you missed it last night, here's the listing of all the winners.  Frankly, Billy Crystal was a huge snooze.  to be honest, Viola Davis should win an Oscar for a better role.



Here are Vogue's best dressed at the Oscars and they missed a few fabulous people

And here's a slideshow if you prefer

Glenn Close looked flawless


Sandra Bullock was total class


Goddess Milla Jovovich


and...


In other non-Oscar news, meet Swedish Princess Estelle


Lucy Lawless (XENA!) was arrested in New Zealand

Teen mom Amber Portwood moves in with her grandparents

I know you're dying for the blind items, so here is one:
[BlindGossip] It must be difficult sitting there in front of billions of people waiting for your name to be called. It must be even more difficult when it isn’t. This actress did a good job pretending to be happy for the winner of this award last night, but behind the scenes was a different story.

She was seen in a corner of the bathroom being consoled by a friend for her loss. While she was not wailing or screaming in a dramatic fashion, there were definitely some tears and some nose blowing going on. One of them was also saying, “It’s not fair… it’s not fair!” although we honestly don’t know if those words were uttered by the actress or the friend who was helping her. The good news is that she did manage to pull it together enough to attend more than one party during the evening… plus there’s always next year.

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Have a good weekend going on?

you need to be aware fo the awesomeness of Janet Jackson (Thanks Tiff J)



Brad Pitt lost his cellphone in London, somebody needs to find that STAT

Stephen Hawking likes sex clubs.  Well, why not, what does he have to lose?

Could Drew Barrymore be pregnant?

Amazingly, Abe Vigoda is still alive

There is no warrent for arrest yet for Chris Brown

Fair is fair, now you can convert dead Mormons into teh Ghey!!!  no takie backsies

Spin Sycle for Friday, February 24 2012

What you doing, Syclers?  Getting into trouble, I hope

you need to be aware of The Who and Eminence Front


Chris Brown in trouble yet again?

CM Punk want to wrestle Chris Brown

Jay Z not pleased with Rihanna

DMX wants you to know that he does not like Drake

So Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel may be squabbling about marriage details

Zac Efron goofed on the red carpet

Britney Spears to be a judge on the X Factor?  Unscripted?

Pregnancy check ins for Hillary Duff and Jessica Simpson

Kristen Stewart looks good for once

Spin Sycle Tuesday February 21 2012

Hey Syclers!!! Still hungover from the weekend?  Here's what's going on

I really do feel badly for Coco

I agree with the Panache Report on this:
Why wasn't Bobby Brown offered Ray J's seat at Whitney Houston's funeral?  He deserved to be there more than Ray J.  Why was the entire Winan's family accomodated yet Bobby and his entourage were turned away due to a seating dispute?  Brown was married to Whitney Houston for years, not the Winans.  Why was the entire Winan's clan called to the pulpit? National television exposure, thanks to their brother.  The continued disrespect of Bobby Brown is uncalled for.  Stop making him the scapegoat (for all that went wrong with Whitney).  Stop making decisions for his daughter. If Bobbi Christina wants a relationship with her father, let it be!

This is important enough to me that I'm going to spell the whole thing out, not used NetSpeak:  Shut The Fuck Up Whoopi, you stupid hag.

Gwen Stefani is a stylish mommy.  I want those boots.

If you have not seen Maya Rudolph do her impression of Beyonce, you must watch this:

The Duggars are still batshit crazy

Have a fab day Syclers!!