For Ur LoLz!

And in other news....

Jamie Lynn is still a dumbass, Britney tries to help her. From ONTD:

Britney Spears is allegedly trying to convince her younger sister Jamie Lynn Spears to move in with her. Sources say the pop star has been trying to persuade Jamie Lynn to move to Los Angeles ever since the 17-year-old fell pregnant.

After hearing allegations that Jamie Lynn’s fiancé Casey Aldridge cheated with a woman named Kelli Dawson, the 26-year-old allegedly offered to fly Jamie Lynn and baby Maddie to L.A. in a private jet.

“Brit has assured Jamie Lynn that she’ll build a nursery for Maddie – even promising that when she buys her new place, it will have a special wing for them,” a source claims.

Meanwhile, sources claims Jamie Lynn has moved out of her Mississippi home where she lived with Aldridge and moved in with mother Lynne Spears.

Cha-Ching!

That's the sound that Charlie Sheen's wife's vagina made when they found out she was pregnant. Mission accomplished! She had been leaving her pee sticks around for the world to find and finally, all the effort took. Well, I guess that's all she has left, anyway, is to get pregnant. From foxnews.com:

The actor is expecting a child with wife Brooke Mueller, Sheen announced Monday in a statement.

"Brooke and I are thrilled!" the star of the CBS hit "Two and a Half Men" wrote. "She's the best stepmom Sam, Lola and Cassandra could ever hope for. Seeing her love and affection with those three, I know she'll be an amazing mom. Unless I bat 100 percent, perhaps a boy awaits us."

Sheen has three daughters: 25-year-old Cassandra Jade Estevez, whose mother is Sheen's former girlfriend Paula Profit, and two girls with ex-wife Denise Richards. Sheen and Richards are still embroiled in a bitter custody battle over 3-year-old Sam and 2-year-old Lola.

Sheen and Mueller, a real estate investor, tied the knot in late May.

Ricky Martin a Daddy?

Whut? Even the Gays are getting baby fever!!! Interesting and from Janet Charlton:

We knew Ricky Martin loved kids, but who would've guessed he'd have TWIN boys by gestational surrogacy? That means egg and sperm are united in a lab and a surrogate mother carries the fertilized egg or eggs. Thus the mother carrying the babies is NOT related to them. We're assuming Ricky is the test tube father - but what woman provided the egg or eggs? THAT is the burning question! Ricky has lots of female friends but we're thinking he'd pick someone very attractive - like former Miss Universe Dayanara Torres! Dayanara was married to Marc Anthony and they have two sons. She and Ricky are old friends. We think Ricky will be a great father.

*Would post picture but can't, Blogger is a whore-bitch that needs to DIAF*

File this under "Told You So"

Chris Kattan leaving his wife after 8 weeks of being married. Not worth it, was it buddy?

from Foxnews.com:

"Saturday Night Live" alum Chris Kattan and his wife, model Sunshine Tutt, have split after just eight weeks of marriage, his rep tells Usmagazine.com.

"Separated for the moment. No plans for divorce at this time," the rep said.

Kattan, 37, and Tutt, 31 — who began dating in 2005 after meeting at a birthday party — tied the knot this past June 28 in Yosemite Valley, Calif.

He popped the question at Tutt's grandmother's home in Gainesville, Texas, on Christmas Eve 2006. He gift wrapped the ring in a present.

"She is so kind, sweet and very beautiful. She's also very funny which always is a great thing. She's also very much like me," Kattan blogged on his Web site in August 2005.

"She makes me very happy," he went on. "It feels real and honest and I have more of a continuous smile than I have ever had before."

and from Janet Charlton:

Chris Kattan's friends weren't exactly surprised to learn that his marriage of two months is already on the rocks. Weeks before his wedding to model Sunshine Tutt, Kattan started getting cold feet. He said he felt trapped and kept asking himself "WHY am I getting married? I'm not sure I'm in love and I don't WANT to get married!" His friends tried to reassure him that most guys felt that way at the last minute, but he remained very agitated. To top it off, he was very disappointed that he couldn't make a big money deal to sell his wedding pictures! A bad start for a Hollywood wedding.

Gwen Stefani finally popped!!!

from CNN.com:

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- It's Love, Angel, Music and Baby No. 2 for Gwen Stefani, who gave birth to a boy Thursday.

Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani added to their family with the birth of baby Zuma on Thursday.

Zuma Nesta Rock weighed 8 pounds and 5 ounces when he was born Thursday afternoon, according to publicist Dave Tomberlin.

"Mother, baby and family are all happy and healthy," he said in a statement.

The pop star and fashionista has another son, 2-year-old Kingston, with her husband, rocker Gavin Rossdale. Rossdale also has a teenage daughter with fashion designer Pearl Lowe.

*Really, Gwen? ZUMA? You know what that makes me think of?*

*Srsly, WTF? This is what this kid has to look forward to for the REST OF HIS LIFE*

Story Time!!!

So there's this club not far from where my dealer and I live and we've been frequenting there because of its convenience.....We're not there all the time but enough that we know the bartenders and owners (2 brothers) fairly well. A couple of the bartenders and we have an ongoing conversation/joke about having midget strippers (little people, don't get offended). IT WOULD BE THE COOLEST THING EVER AND THEY MUST GET THEM AT THIS CLUB!!! I might love that more than old people in bars!

So anyhow, we were with a couple that we frequently hang with and the evening had gone on and we were getting ready to leave, I was out in the parking lot with my dealer and we were about to get in our car to go home when the other girl sent me this text message on my phone:

"midget in the bathroom"

I RAN back inside the club to the bathroom and sure enough, there was a little woman midget!!! To my delight, my friend had already struck up a conversation with her and she was kinda lit, it was PERFECT!!! She was so perfect!!! I do not remember her name, sadly, but she had light auburn hair, green eyes and was maybe all of 3.5' tall...it was hard to tell because she was wearing platforms. My friend and I immediately set to brushing her hair and doing it up and doing her makeup for her simply because we were so smitten with her!

She kept showing us her tatoos and piercings while telling us a sad tale of her life, probably why she got lit all the time.....her ex husband had murdered her young child, he was serving life but she was torn up about her 8 year old. after we got her hair and face all done up, we went out and drank and danced. I wish I had had the presence of mind to get a picture to show you. I so want to adopt her!!!

Anyhow, along with old people in bars, you MUST find a little person to hang with, they are more fun than you can handle. For real.

Blogger is being a slow bastard

eSo I'm gonna hit you with two in one here from digital spy:

Bono is a Fat Bastard:

Monday, August 18 2008, 17:07 BST

By Simon Reynolds, Entertainment Reporter

Rex Features

Bono has been instructed to lose weight ahead of U2's proposed tour next year.

The group, whose upcoming album is rumoured to be titled No Line On The Horizon, have all been instructed to get into shape prior to starting promotional duties.

"U2 have an album coming out around January," a source told the New York Post. "And then the band is going on another world tour in March and April - so the boys have been told to start exercising all the summer weight off."

Four tracks from the LP, thought to be named 'Moment of Surrender', 'For Your Love', 'Sexy Boots' and 'No Line On The Horizon', allegedly leaked online last week.

Jessica Simpson wants to have a Bastard:

*And Jessica Simpson is Still an Idiot, Funny how she's trying to remain relevant with the only thing she has left: her uterus*

Rex Features

Jessica Simpson told Tony Romo's parents that she was pregnant after misreading a test, say reports.

The singer revealed the news to her boyfriend's mum and dad on July 18, according to the National Enquirer.

Her announcement apparently prompted "a huge fight" at the Romo family home.

"Jessica and Tony thought she was pregnant and happily announced it to the family," said a source.

"The news resulted in dead silence. Then Tony's dad Ramiro said, 'You're not married. This is crazy!' Tony's mom Joan joined in, demanding, 'How can you do this to us?'"

Simpson allegedly later found out that she had made a mistake when reading her test results.

An insider added: "Her friends know she’s feverishly trying to conceive."

Nastia Liukin is FIERCE

That is all.


and for your Micheal Phelps fix for the day (mine too):

OMG!!! EEL MAN DID IT!!!!

MICHAEL PHELPS BROKE THE RECORD!!! HE HAS 8 GOLD MEDALS!!!!



OMG THAT RELAY WAS SO GOOD!!! He was perfect in the third spot!!! The team did so well! I am so proud of them!!!



Spin approved!

And here's some Dara Torres love because she is INCREDIBLE!!! Spin is proud of you too bb!!

FOR FUCK'S SAKE NO

IT MUST BE A LIE!! NOOOO!!! Keanu cannot play my beloved Spike!!! off of ONTD:

First Showing is reporting that Keanu “Whoah” Reeves is adding another straight-faced hero to his resume, playing intergalactic bounty hunter Spike Spiegel in the live-action adaption of anime cult-favorite, Cowboy Bebop.




According to First Showing’s “inside source” at Fox studios, Cowboy Bebop has long been buried in the list of movies waiting to be green lit, with Reeves attached to the project for some time now. That bit of star-power, plus some early fan buzz, has motivated Fox to fast-track Cowboy Bebop for a 2010 release; though currently there is no director, writer, or script for the film.

For those who aren’t into anime, Cowboy Bebop follows the exploits of a team of bounty hunters, (”Cowboys” as their known,) who coast the cosmos aboard their spaceship, Bebop, tracking down the universe’s worst criminals and collecting the bounty on their heads. The plot thickens when the team’s strong but silent leader, Spike (Reeves) begins to run across his old buddies from a nefarious crime syndicate he used to belong to. The only thing standing in the gangsters’ way? Spike, and the crew of the Bebop.

If Reeves is attached, you can expect the scale of this flick to be big-budget epic. Warring spaceships and kung-fu throwdowns complete with gun fire. Nice. Between Cowboy Bebop, the upcoming Street Fighter: Legend of Chun Li and the live-action Dragonball movie, it seems Hollywood is trying to cash in on the anime universe.

Almost forgot about this!!!

Interesting, yes? Paula Wagner QUIT! from Holy Moly!

There was dancing in the streets (of Tom Cruise's mind) when Tom Cruise and business partner Paula Wagner crowned themselves heads of MGM movies. This came shortly after Tom was unceremoniously dropped by United Artists after the failure of 'Mission: Impossible III' and the fact that he was becoming a bit of an embarrassing liability and a figure of fun in the industry. Now at last they had their own movie company together with which to produce classics and blockbusters alike.

It didn't quite work out. Nobody knows why. Perhaps something to do with the fact that Tom is an increasing liability and even more of a figure of fun in the industry. Paula issued a sad statement.

"I've truly relished working with my longtime partner Tom Cruise to revitalize United Artists, and I am proud of all that we've accomplished in the past two years, reinvigorating the brand and developing such a strong slate of films."

Does anyone have any idea of what this strong 'slate' of films are? Maybe 'Valkyrie' the one where Tom plays a 'good Nazi', which is such a strong film that it has been sitting in a warehouse unreleased for a year or so?

"As much as I've enjoyed my time as an executive, I have longed to return to my true love, which is making movies, so that's what I've decided to do"

Instead of listening to tales of intergalactic warlords thrown into the volcanoes of an otherwise insignificant planet called... Earth.

To be fair to Paula, she's done her fair share of duty on the Good Ship Cruise and it's to her credit that she's one of the last ones to leave this sinking, rusting vessel's career.

Next week: Katie Holmes is nervously eyeing the lifebelts and wondering if she'll burst into flames when she hits the water, now that she is an android.

Suri

Yes, she is adorable, but I've been waiting for her to get old enough to compare facial features with her parents. I still wonder why Suri was picked....why not Rose? What is wrong with Rose as a name?

I've always found it fascinating to compare a child's features with mom and dad's, you can see some of both in the child, usually. But Suri's features make me curious:



I can see Katie in her but I'm having a hard time seeing Tom's genetic influence. Coincidence? What do you think?


yes? no?

Maybe we can all agree that she looks like the renegade child/clone of Bjork:

2008 Olympics!!!

Because I have turned into a total rings junkie, here's a gif I picked up of Micheal Phelps when the men's swimming team won one of the relays and they BEAT FRANCE! SUCK IT FRANCE!.......PHELPS FOR THE MF WIN!!!! GO USA!!!!










and Canada.....why u suckin so bad, bbs???? Savin it for the track?

This is PERFECT!

And only Lainey can tell it:

Love me some low classy sex dramz.

So Jamie Lynn Spears got knocked up at 16, engaged shortly thereafter. His name? Casey. Three years her senior, lays pipes for a living, enjoys rolling around on a tractor with a shotgun…oh yeah and f*cking some other twat on the side.

Of course the twat on the side is now telling selling her story to a tabloid.

Her name is Kelli. Kelli reveals in an exclusive interview with bottom feeding rag In Touch that Casey was still nailing her when Jamie Lynn was pregnant. They met a couple of years ago because, as you can see, Kelli is some classy sh*t and Casey couldn’t resist:

“He totally instigated it and pursued me. His friends would tell me that he liked me, that he thought I was pretty.”

He and Jamie Lynn were already dating. Still…Kelli and Casey’s relationship consisted only of a few “random” snogs until Jamie Lynn announced her pregnancy. Then it graduated to, as she puts it, the “hot and heavy.”

But Kelli has values. And as JL’s belly started swelling, Kelli said “It just didn’t feel right. He had to deal with the baby coming, and it had to stop.” But not before one last goodbang in March.

Nowadays? They just “kiss occasionally” and see each other once a week.

So here’s the question: did Jamie Lynn keep her baby to keep her man?

We’ll have to wait til the next installment of the Trailer Park Chronicles to find out.

Party's Over!!!

Frankly, Playboy hasn't been doing well for a while....they've been steadily losing subscriptions, what with all the porn on the net. From foxnews:




It looks like Holly Madison is finally getting what she wants — Hugh Hefner all to herself and the winding down of his wild parties populated by girls wearing next to nothing.

Fellow girlfriends Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt were nowhere to be seen at last Thursday's EA Madden NFL '09 Game Launch party at West Hollywood's STK. And the Playboy founder clearly only had eyes for Madison as they canoodled in the back VIP booth, with Holly very much in her element and laughing a lot more than usual (for once she didn't have to share her man).

But all three "Girls Next Door" were back in business on Saturday night at Hef's annual "Midsummer Night's Dream" soiree at the iconic mansion. But Pop Tarts has been told by numerous inside sources that this is the last time bunnies and big-wigs will hop around the Shakespeare-themed party.

After decades and decades of wild nights, we hear Hef is calling it a day and that Playboy Enterprises has decided that this party and the upcoming annual Halloween party will be the last that the magazine mogul personally throws as a means to cut costs.

A rep from the men’s mag kept mum on the murmurs, saying: "Who knows what will happen in a year from now?"

But if you haven't had the experience of visiting the infamous grotto and mini-zoo outside of the "Girls Next Door," it's not too late. We’re told the mansion is still going to be rented out for private parties with companies paying big bucks to spend a few hours amid a little slice of Hollywood history.

Don't Be Jelus, BB

Granted, TDK moved fast and it could be hard to keep track of what was going on.....but that's part of what set it apart from other films. But RDJ doesn't think so. I can't hate you, Robert. Oh, and feel free to start a TDK party in the comments. From digital spy:

Robert Downey Jr. has admitted that he is not a fan of The Dark Knight.

Downey Jr., whose Marvel superhero film Iron Man was the highest-grossing film of the year until Christopher Nolan's sequel debuted, told MovieHole that he found the latest Batman movie too complicated.

He explained: "It's like a Ferrari engine of storytelling and script writing and I'm like, 'That's not my idea of what I want to see in a movie'.

"I didn't understand The Dark Knight. Didn't get it, still can't tell you what happened in the movie, what happened to the character and in the end they need him to be a bad guy."

Downey Jr. suggested that the DC Comics adaptation was "highbrow" and required a "college education to understand".

He added: "You know what? F*** DC Comics. That's all I have to say and that's where I'm really coming from."

Angelina kicks Tiny Tom out of a job

Yay! Kick him in the balls, too, Angie! From Foxnews:

Is Angelina Jolie stealing Tom Cruise's part?

Once expected to star Cruise, Columbia Pictures' espionage thriller "Edwin A. Salt" will be redrafted and renamed as a star vehicle for Jolie, Variety reports.

Jolie is close to a deal to play the title character, a CIA officer who's accused by a defector of being a Russian sleeper spy and must elude capture long enough to establish her innocence, according to the Hollywood trade publication.

Cruise had long flirted with the project, but that ended recently, Variety says. Jolie took a liking to it, prompting the studio's decision to rewrite it.

FOXNews.com's FOX411 column reported last month that Cruise was not going to star in "Edwin A. Salt" because he asked for too much money.

Power Station!!!

Heard this on the way home from work today, enjoy Bang a Gong!!

More Sad Sad News

Chef is now really dead and I'm really sad. :(
from CNN.com:

Isaac Hayes, the voice of Chef on South Park, has died.

Isaac Hayes, the pioneering singer, songwriter and musician whose relentless "Theme From Shaft" won Academy and Grammy awards, died Sunday, the Shelby County Sheriff's Office said. He was 65.

A family member found Hayes unresponsive near a treadmill and he was pronounced dead about an hour later at Baptist East Hospital in Memphis, according to the sheriff's office. The cause of death was not immediately known.

In the early 1970s, Hayes laid the groundwork for disco, for what became known as urban-contemporary music and for romantic crooners like Barry White. And he was rapping before there was rap.

His career hit another high in 1997 when he became the voice of Chef, the sensible school cook and devoted ladies man on the animated TV show "South Park."

The album "Hot Buttered Soul" made Hayes a star in 1969. His shaven head, gold chains and sunglasses gave him a compelling visual image.

Rock Me Sexy Jesus

Funny as HAALE! Can't wait for the movie Hamlet 2. Enjoy!

WOW

Seems sudden, doesn't it? I don't remember hearing that he was sick or even had an allergy attack! Wow. Just wow. from MSN news:

© AP

Bernie Mac

Actor and comedian Bernie Mac dies at age 50

Aug. 9, 2008, 9:46 AM EST

CHICAGO (AP) -- Bernie Mac, the actor and comedian who teamed up in the casino heist caper "Ocean's Eleven" and gained a prestigious Peabody Award for his sitcom "The Bernie Mac Show," died Saturday at age 50.

"Actor/comedian Bernie Mac passed away this morning from complications due to pneumonia in a Chicago area hospital," his publicist, Danica Smith, said in a statement from Los Angeles.

She said no other details were available and asked that his family's privacy be respected.

The comedian suffered from sarcoidosis, an inflammatory lung disease that produces tiny lumps of cells in the body's organs, but had said the condition went into remission in 2005. He recently was hospitalized and treated for pneumonia, which his publicist said was not related to the disease.

Recently, Mac's brand of comedy caught him flack when he was heckled during a surprise appearance at a July fundraiser for Democratic presidential candidate and fellow Chicagoan Barack Obama.

Toward the end of a 10-minute standup routine, Mac joked about menopause, sexual infidelity and promiscuity, and used occasional crude language. The performance earned him a rebuke from Obama's campaign.

The World is Coming to an End

You know it's true when Clay Aiken becomes a father. It's one of the signs of the apocalypse. Seriously, go look it up. I wonder how angry the poor boy will be in school when he gets teased for having two mommies. From yahoo news:

Associated Press

RALEIGH, N.C. - Former "American Idol" runner-up Clay Aiken is a father. The 29-year-old crooner from Raleigh announced the birth of Parker Foster Aiken on his Web site's blog Friday. "No hyphens. One first name," he wrote. "One middle name. One last name."

Aiken's mother, Faye, told Raleigh TV station WRAL the child was born in North Carolina.

Aiken was a favorite of fans during the second season of "American Idol," where he finished second to Ruben Studdard. His album "Measure of a Man" went double platinum in 2003, and he made his Broadway debut this spring in "Monty Python's Spamalot."

The baby's mother is Jaymes Foster, Aiken's friend and record producer whom he met while performing on "American Idol." Their son was born at 8:08 a.m. Friday, and weighed 6 pounds, 2 ounces and was 19 inches long, according to the statement on the Web site.

"The little man is healthy, happy, and as loud as his daddy," Aiken wrote. "Mama Jaymes is doing quite well also."

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Too Funny!

A Madonna pooped herself story from Defamer.com. Enjoy!

You know when Madonna's gimpish brother writes a scandalous tell-all about his sister, and even we—diehard Madonna fans for life, despite the fact that we can't particularly stand her—can't even be bothered to scan the dustcover, your little media ploy's in trouble. So you take measures. You adapt. You hop on the blogwagon! And that allows you to self-publish all the really scandalous stuff your publisher's legal department wouldn't let you put in print. Like this 1993 anecdote in which Madonna shits herself in her Dita costume during rehearsals for her Erotica tour:

Madonna walks in later that day looking very sad and disoriented. I would say she is drunk but she doesn't drink.

She says, "Lets start from the beginning" and gets what we call her "Dita" gear on and gets a hold of her whip. She can't even balance herself on stage and Nikki Harris, her backup singer, suggests to Madonna that she sit down for a little bit. Madonna then walks over to Nikki and starts hitting her with the whip while crying her guts out. Nikki is shocked at first but then screams, "What are you doing?" Madonna then drops to the ground, face first.

All of us look at Madonna, then each other, then at Madonna again. We noticed that she has pooped in her "Dita" outfit and think she is dead. Despite being bitchwhipped by Madonna, Nikki Harris is the first person to run over to her. "She's got a pulse," Nikki indicates and turns Madonna over.

Well, that gives the lie to our long-held misconception that Madonna doesn't defecate at all, but rather uses every last nutrient of her strict, 750-macrobiotic-calorie diet, with any negligible amounts of translucent waste material simply secreted through her pours to give her complexion that trademark "glow" effect. Suddenly, the singer's stringent backstage toilet-seat requirements make a lot more sense—never again will she allow herself to be put in the vulnerable position of having to crap her corset.

Bonus Scatalogical Madonna Fun: How about a round of The Poop Replace Game: Madonna Song Title Edition? We'll get you started:
"Quicker Than A Ray of Poop"
"Get Into The Poop"
"Gonna Dress You Up In My Poop"
"4 Minutes To Save The Poop"
"Papa Don't Poop"

Has Gwen Stefani Popped Yet?

Hasn't she been pregnant for about two years now? Has she had the baby yet? DOES ANYBODY KNOW??

Twins, Twins, Everywhere There's Twins

WTF??? From Digital Spy:

Rex Features

Priscilla Presley has confirmed that her daughter Lisa Marie is pregnant with twins.

The new arrivals will be the singer's first children with husband Michael Lockwood.

Speaking on Entertainment Tonight, Priscilla said: "She wanted it really to be kept a secret for a long time.

"And I think women should, because they should be able to announce what they're having and when it's time to make the announcement."

The 40-year-old already has two children, 19-year-old daughter Riley and 15-year-old son Benjamin, from her romance with Danny Keough.

Have a car Accident, Get a Divorce!

from msn news:

Just days after being in a serious car accident with a female family friend, ET confirms that the Morgan Freeman divorce rumors are true. His friend and business partner Bill Luckett confirms to ET there is a divorce pending between the actor and his wife of more than 20 years, Myrna Colley-Lee.

Late Sunday night the renowned actor was in a car accident in Mississippi and airlifted to a hospital in Memphis. He is said to be doing well after undergoing surgery Monday to repair damage to his left arm and hand.

The surgery "lasted approximately four and a half hours including recovery and he is in good spirits and was visiting with family members this morning," Donna Lee, Freeman's publicist, said in a statement Tuesday.

"He was walking this (morning), and is looking forward to his release as soon as possible," Lee said.

Freeman, 71, and Demaris Meyer, 48, of Memphis, Tenn., were involved in the accident on a dark stretch of rural Mississippi Delta highway in Tallahatchie County.

State troopers said the car careened off the highway and flipped end-over-end before landing upright in a ditch. Rescuers used a jaws-of-life machine to free "The Dark Knight" star and Meyer from the wreckage of the car.

BLIND ITEM!!!

from CDAN:

I've heard of the casting couch, but this puts an entirely new twist on it. So you have a director who is an A list director all the way. Award winning? Sure. The thing about this guy though is that his wife is notorious for coming on a set and finding a woman to play with during the shoot. Invariably an extra, or a woman with a small role, she can often find her role expanded to a bigger role if she is especially good to the director's wife over the course of the shoot. The director himself is never involved in any of the hanky panky, but does acquiesce to his wife's demands for her play thing's role.

*Spin's guess - Woody Allen and Soon-Yi*

I have to wonder....

Is Fergie in fact pregnant? I can find no other explanation for this outfit and the way that ugly belt sits, I have to wonder. This is from the 2008 Teen choice awards.

Katie Holmes looks more like a boy

but then, look who she's married to! maybe he's pushing her to look more boy-like!

TS Edouard hits!

yup, I'm straight in the path and expect to lose power at some point during the day. stay tuned!

satisfaction by benny benassi

Heard this at a club saturday night, love this song!!! Had to share. Enjoy!

Sienna loses again!

Rex Features

Balthazar Getty has reportedly dumped Sienna Miller to return to his wife.

According to the Daily Mail, Getty, an actor and heir to a £2.5 billion oil fortune, jetted into Los Angeles to reunite with his wife Rosetta and their four children.

Recent tabloid rumours indicated that Getty had been "torn" between his girlfriend Miller and saving his marriage of eight years.

The Edge Of Love actress Miller has allegedly been left heartbroken after being dumped by Getty. The pair's relationship began on the set of blockbuster GI Joe and they were spotted holidaying together on the Amalfi Coast last month.

Though Getty announced his separation a fortnight ago, it is thought that the 33-year-old has decided to reconcile his marriage after receiving assurances that his estranged wife is willing to take him back.

Storm Coming!

Granted, I've never really been regular at posting, but it might be very sporadic the next couple of days because of the possible hurricane coming my way.....We've already lost power once, yesterday....So please forgive and check back, I'll do my best to have something for you!

Jake & Reese to seal the deal?

Wow...they must have a perfect arrangement! Well, they are cute together. Aren't they like that perfect couple in high school? Jake shares my father's birthday! From mailonline:

Oscar winner Reese Witherspoon is to marry Jake Gyllenhaal at Christmas.

Brokeback Mountain star Gyllenhaal, 27, has told friends he and Reese, 32 – who won Best Actress for Walk The Line – plan to wed on or around his birthday on December 19 after he finishes his new film, Prince Of Persia.

A source on the set of the £100million epic adventure, currently filming in Morocco, said: ‘Jake is telling everyone they are getting married at Christmas.

‘He told me he had proposed several times but she kept telling him she wanted to give their relationship more time. When he asked her again a couple of weeks ago, she finally said yes.’

Reese, who has two children with ex-husband Ryan Phillippe, met Gyllenhaal in 2006 while filming the thriller Rendition.

I'm confused....

what? huh? This is starting to give me a headache. from hollywood-newsroom.com:

August 2, 2008

*that's an awfully hairy bush, no?*

There’s been some bullshit rumors going around started by NY Daily News and frickin’ Julie Newmar that Angelina Jolie should play the role of Catwoman. Right, Julie Newmar has the pulse on Christopher Nolan’s vision of Batman. Suddenly, this dumb article became fact, and people are reporting that Mrs. Brad Pitt IS Catwoman in Batman 3. No and no. We know who’s Catwoman. It’s Maggie Gyllenhaal…

Regarding Batman 3 rumors, we’re not going to guess if the next super villain is the Riddler (Johnny Depp) or the Penguin (Philip Seymour Hoffman). That’s all speculation at this point. But we do know two facts, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Aaron Eckhart signed on for two Bat-pictures. We’re not going to talk The Dark Knight spoilers, but hmmm. Nine lives indeed. Our source close to Maggie Gyllenhaal confirmed that she’s excited about the next movie, “why else would she, or Katie Holmes for that matter, take on the thankless roll of Rachel Dawson? After Katie left the roll, they could’ve create a new character. But that wasn’t part of Nolan’s plan. This is the trajectory he’s planned for Rachel since the first movie. Not only is Maggie contractually obligated, but she’s already getting in shape for Batman 3.”

The Joker and Two-Face WERE to be the focus for Batman 3, using the Batman graphic novel “Dark Victory” as the blueprint. “Dark Victory” is a sequel to “The Long Halloween” — which was the Year 2 blueprint for The Dark Knight, transforming Harvey Dent into Batman’s deadly enemy, Two-Face. Even The Dark Knight screenwriter David Goyer has confirmed — “Obviously there’s some of the Long Halloween in there. There’s some Miller stuff.” So “Dark Victory” focuses on a territory war between Two-Face and the remnants of the mob — Two-Face enlists the aid of his fellow ‘freaks’ to destroy the remainders of Gotham’s Mafia. With Heath Ledger’s death, the Joker and Two-Face Team-Up will not happen. What we DO know, actors Maggie Gyllenhaal and Aaron Eckhart ARE returning for Batman 3.

And Madonna actually pays this person!

Everybody has a bad angle, even Madonna.

The singer, 49, was photographed Friday leaving the Kaballah Center in New York looking gaunt and tired. But pictures can lie, says her publicist.

"I just think the photographer got a bad shot of her or it was touched up to make her look bad," says her rep Liz Rosenberg. "I saw Madonna two days before at her rehearsal and she looked amazing – glowing skin and working really hard on her show."

"She may look a little thinner than usual," continues Rosenberg, "but she was dancing and singing better than ever and ate a nice healthy meal."

Los Angeles plastic surgeon Dr. Jeffrey Hoefflin says weight loss can make for sharp cheekbones.

"From a physician who has never evaluated or treated Madonna, it's my impression that if she has lost significant weight, that you're seeing a good amount of facial fat loss in her face," he tells PEOPLE.

"The cheekbones can often stand out, appearing as [though] someone has undergone some form of mid-face enhancement," he adds.

As for the expression on Madonna's face in the photos, her rep joked, "Maybe she was getting ready to hurl a spitball at somebody."

Could it be the stress of the recent the rumors about her marriage? No, says Rosenberg.

"She's working hard rehearsing eight hours a day for her tour," says the rep, who also called rumors that the singer ghost-wrote parts of her brother's tell-all book "ludicrous."

"If she had anything to do with that book, it would have been better written and more eloquent," says Rosenberg. "To say Madonna needs publicity is insane. Her ticket sales are amazing. And she's in a great space."

Source: People

*Spin thinks Madge isn't eating much, works out far too much and had her cheeks done, fat injections maybe?*

Um WOW

Vince Vaughn: Is this really the biggest star in Hollywood?

Vince Vaughn, top of a new Hollywood pay league? Tom Cruise near the bottom? It's little wonder that filmgoers are puzzled. The numbers simply don't add up, says Kaleem Aftab

If you want to make money in Hollywood, employ Vince Vaughn. That's the conclusion arrived at in a survey of the "best value" actors, which has led to film accountants checking the stars' payslips, asking whether they are really worth all those zeros. The agents of actors who fared badly were straight on their phones talking up the value of their clients as Hollywood does what it does best - talk money.

The US business magazine Forbes published its Top 35 "Ultimate Star Payback" league table last week. It calculated a star's value by looking at the three most recent movies of actors who starred in films that opened on more than 1,000 screens in the five years to 1 January this year.

Forbes then calculated the gross income for each film by adding half of the worldwide box-office and the first three months of wholesale DVD revenues, and subtracting the budget. Gross income was then divided by the actor's total compensation to derive his or her payback figure.

The big surprise was that Vaughn, nowhere near the highest-paid actor over this period, came out on top. Forbes calculated that his three films, Dodgeball, Wedding Crashers and The Break-up, made his employers $14.73 for every dollar he was paid.

courtesy of belfast telegraph uk

*he used to look fuckable anyway*

Blatant Spin Plug for Best Diet Pill

You know, I've struggled with my weight the past few years. Sometimes I just feel fat. I hate going to try on new clothes, I don't like the size I have to wear. I also know that I'm not the only one who goes through this. Sometimes it feels like diet and exercise just aren't enough and I think about if I need to use something extra to help get the pounds off. But what to use? What are the Best Diet Pills?

From my personal experience, diet pills didn't deliver what they promised. However, there was one that I took that did work. Unfortunately, I had to stop taking it because the price was jacked up to almost double and that killed that. I also can't remember the name of it and that's no help at all.

It used to be that you could google "diet pill samples" and you would find a plethora of free sample offers, that's how I used to try them. There are very few that do this any more. I can only think of Herbalife that will send you about a week's worth of free diet samples for you to try. These days, the companies want you to pay a small shipping fee so that they have your credit card number. If you read the fine print on these things, you'll see that with the shipping, you are giving permission to be enrolled in their autoshipping program. This takes about three months to get cancelled and is a pain in the butt.

Then again, after the Roger Clemens scandal with HGH, I was surprised to find out that HGH actually works. All the ads I had seen about it and how accessible it seemed to be made me skeptical of its actual potency.

But still, if you feel that using a diet pill is a needed option, how are you supposed to pick the Best Diet Pills?

I do remember one of the ingredients in the pill that I took that worked, it was serotonin. I can't quite remember the other main ingredient. Serotonin is often used to treat depression when the serotonin receptors in the brain are not hitting right, like a piston in a car. A side effect is sometimes weight loss. But do you go to a doctor for a prescription or do you go to a grocery store and buy it there?

I think there are questions, a lot of questions, to consider when looking at diet pills. How long do you plan to take them? How much will it cost? What are the side effects? Would the diet pill interact with any medication you might be taking, such as a birth control pill or antibiotic? Will it make you feel sick? What is Best Diet Pills for you?

Take care and please research to make the best choice for you.

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Who is Mighty Virus kidding?

She doesn't know how to study! Has she ever even opened a book?

By Daniel Kilkelly, Entertainment Reporter

Rex Features

Miley Cyrus has hinted that she plans to study in London after quitting Hannah Montana.

The 15-year-old actress has confirmed that she will leave the hit Disney Channel show within the next two years.

Cyrus has now claimed that she is willing to take a break from showbusiness to concentrate on her education.

"I was online the other day looking at colleges. I want to go in London," Miley explained. "I'd like to do fashion and then photography."

Miley is currently home-schooled by a tutor. She has been promoting her new album Breakout in recent weeks.

What is up with all the bad movie calls?

Not another remake! And I'd refuse to see this one too! Stop it already, you idiots in Hollywood! STOP!

from digital spy:

Rex Features

Steve Carell and Seth Rogen will suit up for a third Ghostbusters movie, according to Dread Central.

Rumours suggest that the new film will bring together original Ghostbusters Bill Murray, Dan Akroyd, Harold Ramis and Ernie Hudson, who will hand over their business to four younger paranormal experts.

Speculation regarding a third Ghostbusters film has been rife for years, but the possibility looked slim because of Bill Murray's reluctance to return for another sequel.

However, the original cast members, including Murray, have all lent their voices to the forthcoming Ghostbusters: The Video Game, due for release this autumn.

Who Was It?

Jessica Simpleton got the snot beat out of her? Who? What? I'm going to go there and say that whoever it was was probably trying to play with her funbags and her face got in the way. Yes, I am a horrible person. From INO:

How terrible! While being interviewed for Elle Magazine, Jessica Simpson admitted that she was a victim of abuse in the past. She wouldn't get into specifics, but claims it forced her to get out of the relationship as soon as she could.

I don’t want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse in a way that I would tell people to take their heart and run."

In one of the tracks from her upcoming album, Do You Know entitled Remember That, the star can be heard singing:

"It doesn’t matter how he hurts you / With his hands or with his words / You don’t deserve it / It ain’t worth it / Take your heart and run."

Pulling from life's experiences is always the best artistic expression. Simpson’s first country album is slated to hit shelves on 9 September.

Spin Advertising Plug for Great American Seafood Cook Off

Food....I love food. I love the idea of food competing with each other, like with the Cook off. The thought makes me giddy, imagining the wonderful smells and tastes! All that beautiful seafood! I would love to see everyone else's set ups and displays and learn aobut their love of seafood. I love fish a lot, should eat, would eat more.

You know, the best and freshest fish is the local kind. Besides the fact that it tastes better because of its freshness, think of how you help out local fisherman by buying locally. It helps them to sustain their families, promotes more cashflow into the local economy and also helps promote positiveness of domestic seafood sustainability. After all, local fisherman know their waters and you know the source of where the fish came from and know that it's fresh.

If I were able to compete in the Cook off , I'd probably try to do a mean shrimp boil, like one my friends and I tried when we stayed down at Galveston. We went to a local fish market and bought a couple of pounds of shrimp (recipe goes like this):

In a big pot, like one that holds five gallons or more (you probably want to use a propane boiler like you would find at a supermart and try to do it outside) put in some red potatoes (I wouldn't peel them but if you want to, slice them up), maybe a pound then add some ears of corn, about one ear per person (I would definitely cut these into quarters). Maybe add a chopped onion or two, whole but chopped....doesn't matter what kind, but red onions are sweet and white will add a little zip.

Add water til it just covers over the corn and bring to boil for about 15 minutes. If you have a long knife or cooking fork, you can poke the corn and down to the potatoes to see if they are tender yet. If not, check again in another 15 minutes. Check until tender! Once they are, add the shrimp to the top then fill with water and put in your Shrimp boil pack. Shrimp boil is the collection of spices that will make it all taste even yummier. We used spicy, which was perfect for us. You could add a little garlic as well. See, potatoes take forever to cook, then corn takes long as well. putting the potatoes at the bottom should help them to cook a little quicker.

Give it another 15-20 minutes, the shrimp should turn pink and your boil should be ready! It's easier to scoop it out into bowls or plates than to try to dump the water, just sayin'. Peel and eat the shrimp and add butter, salt and pepper to your potatoes and corn and enjoy! That's what I would compete with in a cook off!

Know any seafood recipes? Share in the comments! What's your favorite seafood? What recipe would you use in a cook off?

Now I'm hungry.

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Dear Gawd No....

There's an awful rumor on ONTD that for Batman 3, Angelina Jolie wants to play Catwoman. For fuck's sake, please, please no. Angie, honey, I love you, but you simply don't fit this role. It really needs to be left to someone who plays a good, hardcore believable psycho woman and that just isn't you. Helena Bonham Carter would be so much better. Honestly, she would be....remember her in Fight Club as the crazy girlfriend? That's the kind of range needed to truly do Catwoman justice. Please Angie, please don't do it. You would ruin this Batman franchise. Catwoman is meant to be so much more than slutty and steamy. She has serious mental issues! Ok, not that you don't but don't take that personally. Please don't try to play Catwoman!

Lurv,

Spin

Poor Thing!

from msnbc.com:

A 44-pound cat found lumbering around New Jersey was abandoned by a woman who said her home was foreclosed, an animal shelter official said Thursday.

The porky white cat found Saturday became a local media sensation and was dubbed "Princess Chunk". But the animal is really a male whose name is Powder.

Jennifer Andersch, director of the Camden County Animal Shelter, said Thursday that the cat's owner came forward to describe the animal's background.

"It broke my heart to give him up," 68-year-old Donna Oklatner told MyFOXPhilly.com of the 10-year-old pet. "I could not take care of him. I love him. It broke me heart. I wanted him to have a good home." She told the station that she had given the cat to friends who said they'd take him to a shelter.

Shelter officials had been calling the porky cutie "Princess Chunk." But during an exam by a veterinarian on “Live with Regis and Kelly” on Thursday morning it was determined that "Princess" was actually a male.

According to media reports, the cat's former owner is now staying with friends. Because of her circumstances, she was "very sad" she could no longer care for the 44-pound cat, Andersch told the Philadelphia Inquirer. The owner was able to find a home for her other cat, Powder's brother, who isn't quite as chunky, she said.

Deborah Wright, a shelter volunteer and current foster owner of the kitty, toted him around Manhattan Wednesday on his media blitz. By the time the two appeared on the local NBC news broadcast at 5 p.m. Powder was clearly tiring of all the attention, his tail snapping back and forth as he lolled on the edge of the anchor desk.

Wright told anchor Sue Simmons that Powder eats a normal amount of cat food. "He's just been a little kind of down in the dumps when he first came [to live with her] but he’s starting to lighten up and get a little more friendly with me," she said.

Wright plans to speak with a veterinarian to get his thyroid checked and put Powder on a diet.

In the meantime, Wright says he needs “an understanding and loving family.” He's scheduled to meet the public at the shelter's pet "adopt-a-thon" at a pet store in Cherry Hill, N.J. on Aug. 17.

The largest tabby on record weighed 46 pounds, 15 ounces. That cat, who lived in Australia, died in the 1980s. The Guinness World Records has since dropped the category, fearing cat owners might harm their animals in an attempt to break the record.

For more information, visit the Camden County Animal Shelter's Web site.

*That must have been a hoot on Regis and Kelly-

Kelly: Gosh Reeg, Princess Chunk sure it kyyooot! (puts arms around cat to hug)

Regis: Is that Princess Chunk or chubby? How am I supposed to know these things?

Kelly: (face gets all red) Oh no, Reeg! Speaking of chubby....

Regis: don't be insulting, you know I work out.

Kelly: No, Reeg, I mean Princess Chunk has a chubby....

Regis: A chubby? How the hell is that? (feels under cat) OH MY GOD! WE'RE GONNA TAKE A COMMERCIAL....

Bad Spin!

Sorry for the lack of posts today, I'm working on getting a new job and that's taking a lot of my time right now!! But check back, you never know what could be up next!

And now....

For the obligatory shotgun wedding! How long do you think this joke will last? From INO:

Ahh, young love. Jamie Lynn Spears and her fiance, Casey Aldridge are ready to walk down the aisle. Ok is reporting that she's already started planning the wedding and that the two will say "I do," before the end of the year. Jamie Lynn is planning for the event to be held in her own backyard!

"She loves everything about the area where she lives. She's not going to get married at some luxury resort in the Caribbean or a hotel in Beverly Hills," a friend of the bride-to-be tells OK!. "Her own backyard with just the people who matter most is more Jamie Lynn's style."

She's ready to look her best on the big day.

"She's already down to her pre-pregnancy weight," says the friend. "She has the cutest figure!"

And of course, Britney Spears will be her maid of honor.

DO NOT WANT

Richard O'Brien is dismayed at plans for a big budget remake of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Even though the British entertainer wrote the Seventies stage musical, he won't be involved as, to his great regret, he signed over the film rights years ago. "Anger fuels and distorts my outlook on the whole thing," he tells me.

"When the stage show first went to the US, [music mogul] Lou Adler arranged the sale of the film rights to Fox. I wanted to take the contracts home to read but was hurried into signing them. After signing something I hadn't read, sure enough I found out I was going to be marginalised. It made Fox £360m, keeping them afloat for years. Lou made a conservative profit of about $20m, whereas I've made less than a million.
"But the way I have to look at it is, I have a roof over my head, food in the fridge and children who love me."

How do you sell the rights for one of the longest running movies EVER for less than a million dollars?
Also, just say NO to rocky horror remake. Original Frank is perfection.

source: my eyes, The Independent newspaper

Ghettochip Malfunction

from Beck - love the song, hate the video. Enjoy anyway.

Spin Tip!

Here's your Spin Tip for the day:

If you find the coffee you're drinking to be too bitter, use a squirt of lemon juice (just a squirt) to take the bitter out. Use a slice of lemon or just a bit from container juice, you can find it at the grocery in the produce section. You can also use this for beer that you find too bitter. I do this when I drink Guiness to kill the bitter taste. I learned this tip from a bartender!

Okay, let's get the baby post out of the way

Rebecca Romijn-O'Connell and her husband, Jerry O'Connell, are expecting twins, their rep confirms to PEOPLE.

The babies are due this winter. A source tells PEOPLE that both babies will be girls. The twins were conceived without the help of in vitro fertilization or the fertility drug Clomid, a source close to the couple also says.

The parents-to-be were married July 15, 2007, in an intimate ceremony in Los Angeles. He had proposed to her during a September 2005 trip to New York, a full year after they were first spotted together in L.A., taking in an Al Green concert and checking out a local deli.

Ugly Betty's Romijn, 35, recently told Self magazine she hoped to be "lucky enough" to have kids.

And just a little more than a week ago, O'Connell, 34, told PEOPLE, "We're trying to get pregnant."

"It would be amazing if it happened," he said, adding that practicing has been "a lot of fun."

People



Break out the pink onesies. Matt Damon's wife, Luciana – whom the actor says is "due soon" – is having another little girl!

"I'm so outnumbered down here, it's crazy," Damon, 37, told USA Today via telephone from his home in Miami.

This child will be the third girl in the Damon household, joining big sisters Isabella, 2, and Alexia, 9.

And while they're undoubtedly prepared with tons of hand-me-downs, one thing the couple doesn't have yet is a name. "We decided to wait till she's born," Damon said. "We're going to get a look at her and we'll probably keep debating it!"

The Bourne star also chatted about packing on the pounds for his "doughy" role in The Informant, joking that he was in danger of forfeiting his Sexiest Man Alive title.

Even now – when he's started to drop the weight – he told USA Today, "I'm the Sexiest Man Alive's chunky cousin."

For your LOLs

I submit Miley Cyrus for condoms......from ONTD:


Miley Cyrus has been approached by LifeStyles Condoms to be a spokesperson for the condoms, they are willing to pay $1 million to use the 15 year old's appeal to younger fans and promote safe sex.

VP for the company, Carol Carrozza spoke to NY Daily News, "Pop culture proves that teens are more ready than ever to discuss the subject of sex, "With recent reports showing that one out of four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley is both influential and relatable to this afflicted set - and is the obvious choice to get the message of safe sex out to teens across America."

Miley's rep said they have not received the offer and they would "never consider" it.

*ENOUGH with the damm retarded pout already!!!*

The Dark Knight

Saw TDK yesterday and I know there's been a lot of hype on the net for a while and things built up about it and I've read the critics' reviews. Here's what Spin thinks:

OMG GO SEE THE MOVIE IT IS AWESOME!!! Be warned though, they throw stuff at you hard and fast, it can, at times, be a challenge to keep up with the story. I'm not too sure how some critics got the idea that the story was choppy, it wasn't. It was fast but it was well written and well acted.

Christian Bale gave a fabulous and easy performance as Bruce Wayne/Batman.

Heath Ledger as the Joker was the best protrayal yet. He owned the role, he was totally convincing as the sociopathic clown. Ledger's portrayal gave new insight into what makes the Joker tick. It is really sad that he died, I would have loved to see him perform more as the Joker. This role would have been his gateway to serious dramatic work. He was that good. Was he Oscar good? Maybe.

Maggie Gyllenhaal was superb as Rachel, she gave an easy grace to the role that Katie Holmes just couldn't pull off.

I don't have any real complaints about the production....yes it is 2 1/2 hours but you don't get bored. One thing I noticed, in comparison with Iron Man, is that "the girl" in both movies (Pepper in Iron Man, Rachel in TDK) said the same thing to the respective hero, "Don't make me the reason you want to have a normal life." That's probably the only thing that bothered me, that this seems to be becoming a common theme with the heroine.

Go see it, you may want to see it two or three times to be able to catch everything that goes on. I would judge it as the best movie of the summer, with Iron Man at a close #2.