Twilight Homage

This was so funny, I had to share.  Found it on ONTD.  I'm still giggling tears.

WTF

There will be a Bollywood movie about Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun. It's a romance! Obviously Dear Friend Hitler will talk about how he was a bad person and how she was pretty awful for marrying such a bad person, but there will also be romance. And Hitler and Eva will be played by Indian people. It is not a musical, which is too bad. But yeah. Bollywood Hitler Movie. Not coming soon to an American movie theater near you. [Times, via Vulture]


*In other celeb news*


Joe Jackson is a POS

Relax, Squinty McPuckerface and Bradley Sexy Cooper are not getting married.

Peaches Geldof  is fat and has a nasty thing on her leg.  Never mind the granny pants.

Spin Offs for June 10, 2010

Reggie Bush is BUSTED, costs USC 2005 national championship.  what a dick.

Angelina Jolie to play Cleopatra.  This puts her in the ranks with Liz Taylor, doesn't it?

Lindsay Lohan to blow your mind as a porn queen but can't keep an assistant.

Michael Lohan's douchey new club is in trouble already and it hasn't even opened yet.

Spin Offs for June 9, 2010

Sorry for the lack of posts, it's been a rough coupla days.

Jesse James is still a douche

Somehow Giuliana and Bill will still be on the air.

If you havn't seen it, here is Lady Gaga's Alejandro.  Be sure to tell me what you think.

For Pookie Sixx

Dance in the light. I'll miss you.

Spin Offs for June 2, 2010

Mariah Carey dropped out her film project because she's pregnant.

Gary Coleman was actually divorced when Shannon Price told doctors to pull the plug?

Don't hold your breath about Reggie Bush ever marrying nasty ho Kim.  Seriously.

The giant troll Kardashian might be pregnant.  Might be.

Enjoy Kylie Minogue's All the Lovers video:

An Easy Rider dies

Dennis Hopper died, age 74.  Per TMZ:


We're told his family was by his side when he passed.

Hopper had recently been suffering from prostate cancer and going through a difficult divorce from his wife Victoria.

Gary Coleman has died

He died in a Utah hospital.  He had had a brain hemmorhage from a fall where he hurt his head and slipped into a coma he never recovered from.  His wife agreed to have life support pulled.  He was 42 and had been on life support since last Thursday.  Details to follow.   Think kindly of him, he had a rough time.

Blind Item!

This couple is expecting. No secret there. What is a secret, however, is what was happening behind closed doors before the baby was announced.

Things had been rocky in this couple’s marriage for the past few years. The more she pushed her agenda on him, the more unhappy he became. After a particularly rough patch, Husband decided that he was going to do three things: get out of the marriage; tell the truth about what had been going on for the past few years; and come out of the closet.

Wife was desperate to keep any of those three things from happening. She decided to do something quite devious and drastic. The couple had stored up some fertilized eggs earlier in their marriage. (You didn’t think they conceived naturally, did you?) So she went behind his back and had some of the remaining fertilized eggs implanted, hoping that one would take. It did.

To say that the husband was shocked and absolutely furious with her for doing this behind his back would be an understatement. He does not want this baby. His plan right now is that, if she loses the baby, he will wait a couple of months and then bolt so he doesn’t look like the bad guy. However, if the baby is born, he knows that his primary role will be that of playing the proud and happy father. After all, he is an actor. So until the baby issue is resolved… back in the closet he goes. [Blind Gossip]

*Hmm who could it be!*

Spin Offs for May 26 2010

Xtina cancels tour

Tom Cruise wants to teach you how to take it like a  how to be a man.

50 Cent lost 1/4 (one quarter) of his body weight for a movie role.  It's not pretty.

Carrie Underwear is getting married

Golddiggers will always take advantage.  WRAP IT UP!

Xtina's Bionic Leaked

Here's Glam Bionic






for the whole album:  http://www.mediafire.com/?2mgznkmyrmj

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Spin Offs for May 24 2010

Lindsay, why you act so stupid?



Brittany Murphy died, now her husband has followed

Kendra Wilkinson is still a dirty whore, getting $$ for her first sex tape.  Yes, that makes her a whore.

Is Lady Gaga starting to wander off the deep end?

and a blind item from page six:  WHICH late-night TV host is having Tiger Woods-like problems? One woman has already come forward, but at least one more is looking to sell her sordid story.
(Spin's guess: George Lopez)

For Your weekend

The Line and the Dot.....one of my all time favorite animations.  Enjoy!

Spin Offs for May 19 2010

Call the Bay "Hitler" and you get booted from Transformers 3.

Is Lindsay Lohan lying about her passport?

Chris Evans' sexy ass will be filming Captain America in London

Kendra trying to get pregnant again to save marriage.  Insert laughing here.

Meet Sandra Rose.  She called out Chris Brown.

Here's a water birth to make you feel better about your day:

Spin Offs for May 18

Kelly Preston & John Travolta are expecting a baby!  Yes, you read that right!

Lindsay Lohan denies dating woman, doesn't deny digging chicks

Hank walked out on Kendra!!!

Kendra and Hank split because she's a dumbass!  Shoulda sold your whoretapes before you got married, K!!

Ok, this is not the minute to minute update on the naked pictures Vivid is releasing from Kendra’s sex tape that we promised, but it still qualifies as news…we guess? Rumor has it that Hank Baskett has left Kendra and is taking out divorce papers, not because of the sex tape (he can deal with the idea of his wife having an orgy with multiple penises), but because she was still trying to sell it (and even formed a company to do so) behind his back AFTER he proposed to her.

An source from E! said, “Hank is totally upset and embarrassed. He’s so angry… The main reason he’s embarrassed is his team’s [possible] reaction. He needs to concentrate on his career right now, and this just creates more distractions for him.“

All the Lovers

Kylie Minogue's newest single from her latest album Aphrodite!

And I'm back!

Here are your spin offs for 5/12


Gwen Stefani pregnant again?

Matt Lauer has split from his wife

Dana Plato's son committed suicide

Britney Spears' agent quit so they could actually date

BRB

I'm on a furious binge right now, havn't had one of these for a long time. I am currently surrounded by pizza rolls, neopolitan ice cream and potato chips. It is heaven. It is so relaxing and almost a mind numbing orgasm but i really need this. I know you understand. What can I entertain you with in the meantime?

How about the Barack Obama answer to Will.I.Am being a dickrider of his, courtesy of the Boondocks:

Happy Mother's Day!

Enjoy the Bloodhound Gang's "A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying":

Spin Offs for the weekend

Why yes, Kristen Stewart does in fact look sad.

Feeling left out of the Cheaters' Club, it seems Mel Gibson did the nasty with a porn star.

Prince is picky about who he associates with.  Frankly, I don't blame him.

Kendra is a dirty dirty whore out to sell her sex tapes.  Yes, plural.

HTMLcomics shut down.


Comedy Central to develop cartoon called "JC" where jeesus is just a guy.


Tom Cruise ridiculed by leader of the $citards prolly can't do jack about it cuz he's in the closet

Spin Offs for Cinco de Mayo

Pathetic Mel Gibson is lonely and wants his old wife back.

Bret Michaels got scared enough that he might want to marry.

Even Lady Gaga gets stage fright

Charlize Theron and Keanu Reeves dating?

That's soo Seinfeld!

I want to have Aaron McGruder's babies:

If you missed it

Here's the Simpson's show opener last night of Ke$ha's Tik Tok.  Pretty funny, pretty genius!

Blind Reveal?

Is country singer Shelby Lynne the one coming out may 5th?

More importantly, is May 5th going to become a big coming out day?

Spin Offs 4/28

If you live under a rock then you may not know that Sandra Bullock officially filed for divorce in Texas. This makes sense because you have to be married at least 10 years before a Texas court will even think  about spousal support and even then there's no guarantee.  Texas law pretty much allows each party to leave with what they came in with and are not fond of serial marryers.  So Sandra Bullock was pretty smart there.  Also, she adopted a baby.

Alexander McQueen had drugs in his system when he died.

Here's that rumor about someone, presumably a guy, coming out cinco de mayo

A Chelsea Handler sex tape?  Am I the only person left on the planet who doesn't have one?

TBH, Katie Holmes is not pretty or elegant enough to play Jackie Kennedy

Lindsay Lohan is turning into Tila Tequila

Hey twatlights Twihards, you can get engaged with the same style ring Bella has

Slow Gossip day

So here's a kitteh bento box!!


see more Lolcats and funny pictures

Spin Offs 4/23

Bret Michaels suffered a brain hemorrge

Glee is to have a Britney Spears episode.....hope they don't all shave their heads

Despite last minute altering, South Park has had more buzz than it's had in a very long time

Mel Brooks gets some recognition

But...Taylor Momsen isn't a guy....

Kim Kardashian got her ass beat?

Protect your privacy on Facebook because they are bastards.

Blind Item!!!

Who's coming out May 5th??

Ricky Martin recently came out about being a homosexual. Not exactly earth shattering news, but still a commendable act of personal courage for the father of two.

So which Hollywood celebrity is going to come out on May 5?

People Magazine allegedly has the exclusive and the celeb is booked on several major talk shows that week including "The View."

Spin Offs 4/21

Courtney Love is not feeling the love....

Rihanna is just fine, she is still in Europe

Marie Osmond's son had no drugs in his system when he died

Sandra Bullock spells relief  D-I-V-O-R-C-E

South Park being threatened because of Prophet poking

Spin Offs for 4/20

Is Polanski for real?

PedoPope, anyone?

Lady Gaga to release a third album soon.  Britney, you've been knocked off the pop throne, you better take any help Gaga offers.

Kylie Minogue to release a new album soon.

OctoMom admits she was selfish.  Like it makes a difference now.

Robert Downey Jr to play the great and powerful Oz?

Mel Gibson's Ex Speaks

This is very interesting, how she says it:

Mel Gibson's ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, shared a little bit about her recent split at a press conference in Moscow for "Give A Life" charity.

"I can tell you that..we have split up, suddenly and recently," Grigorieva said. "Unfortunately, I cannot give you the reason. But you will find out everything quite soon."

She continued:

Here is the official version: We split up by mutual consent and we will raise our daughter together. She is currently with my mother in my Los Angeles home."

Oksana also confirmed that she is removing the communist symbol tattoo that she got on her ankle at Mel's suggestion.

*Why do you think they split?*

Blind Item Time!

BuzzFoto – In this celebrity couple, he seems quiet and nice, she seems a little bossy and over bearing. But it was he who allegedly pushed her down the stairs when the two had an argument last week. Not Posh and Becks.

Spin Offs 4/18

Shaq is a dumbass

Tila Tequila flashes her boobs.  Did you notice her new haircolor? 

Suri Cruise turns 4; they grow up so fast

Kim Kardashina is a slut; in other news, grass is green

That's SIR Patrick Stewart to you.

Vampire Hunter D to go digital

Is George Lopez actually bitter? 

Spin Offs 4/15

The Clash to reunite! What's left of them, anyway.

So Tila Tequila really had a miscarriage?  Poor Chunks!

It's Charlie Fucking Sheen!  What did you expect?

Melissa Etheridge and her wife split 

Ass Crack Cover needs a sponsor.  No, really

A new Bruce Lee movie?

South Park on Broadway!

Why not, they've already done film, now for the stage! from digital spy:

The creators of South Park have reportedly written a Broadway musical.

The show, titled The Book of Mormon, is scheduled to open on Broadway in March 2011, reports The AP.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone penned the production's script, music and lyrics with Robert Lopez, a writer of Tony-winning play Avenue Q.

Parker has signed to co-direct the project with Avenue Q's Jason Moore.

*guess they'll be moving that sausage cart out of the way*

*points and laughs*

They split up!!! Ha Ha Mel and his rebound split up!!! courtesy of radaronline:

A year after his wife of thirty years filed for divorce, Mel Gibson is now parting ways with girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, RadarOnline.com has confirmed.

The couple, who met while Mel was filming Edge of Darkness in Boston, Mass, have a 5-month old daughter together named Lucia.

The couple, who met while Mel was filming Edge of Darkness in Boston, Mass, have a 5-month old daughter together named Lucia.

*is this the answer to the blind item of the dick who was telling the mother of his child she had recently had that she was fat and to just suck it up and stop crying?*

Seth MacFarlane to direct film

Deadline.com reports that Universal Pictures has acquired the $65 million budget "Ted," an R-rated comedy that will mark the feature directorial debut of Seth MacFarlane. The film, which was developed by Media Rights Capital, is a comedy about a man and his teddy bear.

The feature will mix live action and CG with MacFarlane also co-starring and providing the voice for the title character. The Hollywood Insider blog says the story centers on a seemingly normal man who, as a child, made a wish that he could talk to his bear, only to have his bear come alive.

The bear grows up alongside the man but one day the man's girlfriend poses an ultimatum: her or the bear. Sources told HI that MacFarlane wants to cast Mila Kunis, who has voiced Meg Griffin on "Family Guy" since 1999, as the girlfriend.

courtesy of Hollywood Wiretap

Ya Think?

courtesy of digital spy:

Rufus Wainwright has claimed that rapper 50 Cent is homosexual.

The singer-songwriter, who is openly gay himself, said that the star's "cute little voice" determines his sexuality.

He told Reveal: "I love, love 50 Cent. I think he's just the sexiest, and a brilliant writer. And I know he's gay."

Wainwright added: "It's okay, 50 Cent. Feel free to call me anytime. My boyfriend and I are experts. You can come over for dinner. And maybe dessert."

*I thought it was more the eyes than his cute little voice.  and maybe sucking a dick*

white people everywhere are shocked:

Spin Offs 4/12

Jessica Simpson cut off all her hair.  Or did she?

Dixie Carter died of something nasty.  Keep up with your gyno exams, ladies.

Tracy Morgan is a bad role model

Mario Lopez is a prick

Paris Hilton is single again

Patrick Swayze's wife wishes they would have had children

Lady Gaga is celibate and wants you to know 

Is Duggar #19 going to live?

Spin Offs

For all you Twihards, Kristen and and RPat are in fact dating and he even proposed

Justin Timberlake is a free man

If you care, Kim and Reggie are done for good

Charlie Sheen doesn't give a fuck

Suri Cruise looks like her mother.  Her father, not so much.

For your Weekend

Before Beyonce's Videophone and Lady Gaga's Telephone, there was Kylie Minogue's Speakerphone.  Enjoy!

Spin Offs

I didn't know crazy and the weirdo had split  and I mean Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey

Sid Vicious is waiting for his old manager

If I had the $$ I would totally buy this house

TLC is going to hell for making a new show with Kate Gosselin

Jessica Alba to adopt next baby

Care to make a bet?

How long do you think this shall last? I'm trying hard not to die of laughter. Oh, 17! Did he get her pregnant? from digitalspy:

Kirstie Alley's 17-year-old son is reportedly engaged.

True Parker, the former Cheers star's son with ex-husband Parker Stevenson, is planning to marry 18-year-old Lauren Sargeant.

"I could not be more proud of my son and happy for him," Alley told The National Enquirer.

Do Somethin!

get up and move around!  Here's a coupla videos to help you want to move....Ying Yang twins' feat. Pitbull with Shake...bad video, great song:



and Ludacris with How Low Can You Go:

THIS bitch

I doubt this.  Tila Tequila is such a liar that she probably doesn't even exist, she just convinced us that she does.  Anyway, more babytalk with the web's biggest liar:

Tila Tequila has been talking about adopting a baby for months and RadarOnline.com has discovered a bizarre drama centered on apregnant 15-year-old girl who contacted Tila to try to give the TV star her baby.


The girl told Tila she is pregnant with “a beautifulmixed race child” that Tila could take so she could “get a chance at college.”  It’s unclear how far along in her pregnancy she is, but RadarOnline.com has learned that the teen says she is terrified her religious parents will find out about her pregnancy and that is why she approached Tila.



It’s perhaps the most bizarre turn in what has been a strange drama with questionable claims surrounding Tila’s state quest to have a child.

When contacted by RadarOnline.com, Tila said, “I told her that I cannot take her baby but that I would help her find an adoption agency. I can’t take it because I’m already adopting a baby boy that is 2-years-old and right now I don’t have time to take care of an infant.”

But at one point in a phone conversation, RadarOnline.com learned, Tila promised to adopt the baby.

*sure Tila, anything for attention*

Dynasty star dead

Legendary actor John Forsythe has died in Santa Ynez, California after a one year battle with cancer, RadarOnline.com has learned.

He was a huge star in the 70s appearing as the voice of Charlie in Charlie’s Angels and in the 80s hit TV primetime soap Dynasty.

Forsythe won two Golden Globes portraying the stoic patriarch Blake Carrington on Dynasty. And he was the mysterious voice of Charlie Townsend in the Charlie’s Angels hit TV series and the movies. He always appeared as the classy gentleman with style.

He died Thursday of complications from pneumonia. He was 92 years old.

*He was total class. RIP*

Scandalous!!!

Or as the saying goes, he who fucks nuns shall later join the church.....What do you think, is Jesse James a white supremacist or is he joking around?



Is it worse than when Prince Harry was a Nazi for Halloween?



It all makes me think of "Springtime for Hitler"

Well, DUH

Is anyone really surprised? Really?  It's a slow gossip day....so Ricky Martin states the obvious:


Ricky Martin is finally speaking publicly about his sexuality.
On his official website, the latin pop star revealed Monday, “I am proud to be a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed.”


Martin has notoriously dismissed questions about his sexual preference over the years, even refusing to talk about it with the legendary Barbara Walters.
On his website, Martin writes, “Many people told me: ‘Ricky it's not important it's not worth it, all the years you've worked and everything you've built will collapse, many people in the world are not ready to accept your truth, your reality, your nature.’

“This is just what I need especially now that I am the father of two beautiful boys that are so full of light and who with their outlook teach me new things every day. To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids where born with. Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen 5 or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment.

*so now he can sit back and be a fat old queen raising his kids.*

1st Legal Male Ho quits

Frankly, I wouldn't touch him with Beyonce's pussy. He shoulda just serviced the gheys. From gawker.com:

Apparently no one would hire him. "Markus" had fewer than 10 clients, ever, which means the New York Post provided over 10 percent of his customers. Between this guy and Ashley Dupre, the Post really is an employer of hos.

I'm Awesome by SPOSE

get on this bandwagon! He's awesome!! I dedicate this to.....me. The swagger of a cripple!

SPLIT!!!

Here's the real reason Reggie Bush ditched Kim K.:

Chris Evans is Captain America

from Hollywood Wiretap:

Chris Evans has finally been selected to don the star-spangled superhero suit for "Captain America." After weeks of reports flying back and forth as to potential candidates, Marvel made an offer that Evans accepted last week. The deal, reports Variety, calls for the actor to star in at least three "Captain America" movies.

"The First Avenger: Captain America" is set to open on July 22, 2011. Paramount will distribute.

Evans would also reprise the role in "The Avengers," which will unite Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Thor (Chris Hemsworth) and the Incredible Hulk (Edward Norton) in one pic, notes Variety. That film is set for May 4, 2012.

Joe Johnston will direct "Captain America" from a script by Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely.

*Ed Norton? Really?  They're really gonna run with that?  That would totally kill it for me....I hate Ed Norton, whiny bitch....and I really hate the Incredible Hulk.  Damm.  Might be a dealbreaker.*

At Last!

Sacha and Isla got married!! from yahoo news:

Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher have quietly wed, according to Womans Day in Australia.

Cohen, 39, and Fisher, 34, who've been engaged for two years, said "I do" in front of a few close relatives in a private traditional Jewish ceremony in Paris last Monday.

"We did it we're married!" Fisher wrote in an email to friends the following day. "It was the absolute best day of my life and in so many beautiful moments I missed you all so much.

She added that their relationship works, despite the fact that it's unconventional.



"Instead of 'Hey, honey, did you pick up the dry cleaning?,' it was 'Did you get beaten up? Are you getting sued? Is there a warrant out for your arrest?' " she said of Cohen who, at the time, headlined the controversial comedy, Borat.

Want for Georgey.

If he ever gets on the roof again that is (he hasn't).

Not so BI

from Blind Gossip...and it's so obvious who it is. I have to wonder, if Sandra Bullock knew exactly what she was getting into and she knew what Jesse James was about, what was the straw that broke the camel's back? What actually made he decide that she had had enough and moved out?

BlindGossip – This story is going to sound very familiar: A supposedly really nice famous guy cheats on his beautiful and classy and loyal wife. People are appalled – nay, shocked! – that he could do such a thing. Just wait, though, because this story is going to get much better (or much worse, depending on how you look at it).

This wasn’t the first time this happened to this television reality guy. Expect more girls to come crawling out of the woodwork within the next few of days. And, just like in the case of that famous athlete, they will be the exact opposite of his wife. For example, there’s definitely more than one p*rn star in the mix.

Don’t feel too sorry for his actress wife, though. She knew exactly what she was getting when she married him. She was not exactly blind-sided by the news. She just never thought he would embarrass her so publicly. Oh, and it won’t matter how many times he apologizes. He’s a dead man.

WOW

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Kate Gosselin Sucks

from Page Six:

Kate Gosselin is being a "total diva" on the set of "Dancing With the Stars" -- snubbing other contestants and behaving frostily to crew members, sources tell Page Six. The recently divorced mom of eight has been rehearsing for the ABC show, which starts its new season March 22.

Her icy behavior also persuaded Olympic figure skater Johnny Weir to pull out of talks about being on the show because he didn't want to work alongside Gosselin. A "DWTS" source said, "Kate doesn't want anything to do with other contestants . . . While there's a lot of camaraderie among the crew and other stars including Pamela Anderson, Kate has set herself apart . . . She wants to be queen bee." Gosselin's rep didn't get back to us.

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/kate_attitude_roils_dancing_PH4N6JImJn89qvCCKrLDMI#ixzz0iGqiUADJ

Vadge block

or you could call it a cock block. Madonna wishes she had one. From digitalspy:

Lindsay Lohan was reportedly blocked from spending time with Madonna's boyfriend Jesus Luz in Paris last week.

According to The Mirror, the actress had tried to meet Luz after hearing that he was in the French capital to host a club night at an exclusive venue.

A source told the newspaper: "Lindsay got her people to phone the club to try and hang out with him. She knew he was hosting a night there with Alicia Keys and her boyfriend Swiss Beatz.

"But when Madge's people got wind of it they put a block on it. Jesus wasn't one to argue, he didn't want to upset Madonna and was just there to work. LiLo had to make do with a night in her hotel."

Luz recently said that he feels like he is "married" to Madonna. The couple met for the first time in December 2008.

Um, Wat Bey?

Beyonce talks about her marriage contract with Jay Z....per digitalspy.com:



Beyoncé has admitted that she has a marriage contract with Jay-Z, reports say.

The R&B superstar, who has been married to the hip-hop mogul since 2008, recently revealed in an interview that she approves of contracts between couples and encourages all women to consider them.

Speaking to Neon about life being easier as a millionaire, the 28-year-old said: "The fear of the student, have no future, being dependent on her boyfriend, objectively weigh heavier than the fears that torment me.

"Only music from subjective feeling arises - and subjective fears, many musicians have lost. We feel pain and depression, just like other people. What separates us, is perhaps the price of butter. But all that is essential, I feel like every hard working woman."

Beyoncé continued: "For example, I believe that in my relationship with Jay-Z – as in any genuine relationship – not everything is easy. I want children – not now, later. He’s entirely not aware of that fact yet. I want to sit around at home, also times in a tracksuit pants. He assumes and believes that women even wear high heels just to go to the bathroom."

As for an alleged $10 million (£7m) minimum two year marriage contract, she added: "Anyone who thinks so, because of what? I do not deny that there is a marriage contract. I would encourage any woman getting married to put on such a treaty, it will gain more influence on self-esteem. For details, I don't express myself. I am not here on trial."

TELEPHONE LEAKED EARLY!!!!

My version would have been different.

WATCH HERE

Shaque is out on the market!!

Officially!  from digitalspy:

Shaquille O'Neal has settled his divorce with former wife Shaunie.

According to TMZ, all terms of the legal separation have been rectified, including property, custody and support.

The Florida courts will have jurisdiction to officially divorce the couple and handle any issues that may arise in the future.

Child custody will be dealt with by the California court system.

Shaunie filed for separation in California last November, just days after moving to LA with their kids.

SuperVixen post

If you havn't seen it yet, here's Videophone with Beyonce and Lady GaGa...just to tide you over til Telephone finally comes out:

Another piece of childhood dies....

Omg....Corey Haim was found DEAD.....seems it was an overdose.  Think of him kindly, he was battling addictions that he just couldn't overcome in the end.  I so hoped that somehow he would overcome his demons and become a happy stable person.  I so didn't want this to happen to him.  38 is just too young.    He was even working on a film called "The Dead Sea".  He was trying!  This hurts my heart.  Watching him on The Two Coreys, he just didn't seem happy or that there was someplace else he'd rather be.  I hoped that he would watch himself on the show and decide that he could do better.

This is from Gawker.com comments about where he had been staying:

"Saddest part = Oakwood Apartments. They're a huge complex right near Warner Bros. and Disney and Universal where aspiring actors (largely unknown bit players and Disney Channel kids) are put up by the studios when they first land in Hollywood. Or by actors just passing through on projects that have finite shooting schedules.

Appropriately, they're affectionately known as the "Cokewood Apartments."

I hope you've found the peace that you couldn't find in life, Corey.  Go easy, man. Rest peacefully.

 I kinda hoped the two Coreys would become two douchey old guys bitching about warm beer and how bitches didn't have big enough boobs.

Found this statement from Corey Feldman:

"I was awakened at 8:30 this morning by my brother and sister knocking on my bedroom door. They informed me of the loss of my brother Corey Haim. My eyes weren't even open all the way when the tears started streaming down my face," Feldman said.

"I am so sorry for Corey, his mother Judy, his family, my family, all of our fans and, of course, my son, who I will have to find a way to explain this to when he gets home from school. This is a tragic loss of a wonderful, beautiful, tormented soul, who will always be my brother, family and best friend. We must all take this as a lesson in how we treat the people we share this world with while they are still here to make a difference. Please respect our families as we struggle and grieve through this difficult time. I hope the art Corey has left behind will be remembered as the passion of that for which he truly lived."

Corey Feldman
"The Two Coreys"

New DefTones! Rocket Skates

New album Diamond Eyes comes out March 18!

O Gawd, another one?

Sorry kids, but I don't give a flying fuck about the Oscars.  Go ahead and hate.  The Oscars are just too predictable (even though I'm hypocritically quite happy that Christoph Waltz won for best supporting actor...he deserved it) and have once again, by what was picked for Best Picture, shown that accuracy is to never get in the way of outright emotionalism.  That's your key, kids: write a script that is full of emotional traps and explosions and you'll win an Oscar.

BTW, Fergie may be pregnant, at least according to Showbiz Spy:


FERGIE’s friends think she’s pregnant!

According to insiders, the Black Eyed Peas star — who’s married to actorJosh Duhamel — “has definitely got more tummy lately, and she’s certainly acting pregnant.”

“She suddenly cut out alcohol and is taking way better care of herself,” a source told American tabloid theNational Enquirer.

*How is she acting pregnant?  IDGI either*


Fergie and Josh are working hard on their marriage following revelations this past fall the Hollywood hunk carried on a wild fling with a stripper while filming in Atlanta.

“But since then, they’ve rededicated themselves to their marriage, and Fergie began to rebuild her trust in Josh,” disclosed the insider.

“A baby is their No. 1 priority to making a fresh start."

*Wait and see kids! Wait and see*

Mariah Carey pregnant?

Granted, she has been spotted at fertility clinics on and off for the past couple of years....so maybe NYP's Page Six is on to something:

Mariah Carey was her usual fabulous diva self backstage at the Film Independent Spirit Awards -- tottering around on skyscraper heels so high she couldn't walk and having security prop her up all night.

The star, upstaging other actresses in a tight black dress showing off her famous curves, was celebrating her cast mates from "Precious," which swept the board at Friday night's awards at the LA Live arena -- seen as a more relaxed precursor to the Oscars.

Carey -- who famously once said, "I don't do stairs" -- had personal security to help her totter onstage. And she further fuelled baby rumors by telling Page Six that she had "something special" on the way.

Celebrating without husband Nick Cannon backstage, Carey did nothing to stop rumors that she's pregnant or ready to adopt, telling us, "I have a lot of new acting projects coming up. I am talking to ['Precious' director Lee Daniels] about at least three movies. But there's also something else very special on the way. I can't say any more."

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/curvy_mariah_fuels_baby_talk_i4ZcIBQZaVZxmIfr8QmxlL#ixzz0hVjihQZr