Ed Norton is NOT returning to play the Hulk in the soon to be released The Avengers movie!
It was reported yesterday that Marvel Studios decided not to bring back actor Edward Norton in the role of Bruce Banner/The Incredible Hulk in their upcoming superhero team-up flick "The Avengers," due in theatres in 2012. In a statement sent in direct response to yesterday's story from the set of "Captain America" in London, Marvel Studios President of Production Kevin Feige forwarded the following exclusively to HitFix, the site that broke the story:
"We have made the decision to not bring Ed Norton back to portray the title role of Bruce Banner in the Avengers. Our decision is definitely not one based on monetary factors, but instead rooted in the need for an actor who embodies the creativity and collaborative spirit of our other talented cast members.The Avengers demands players who thrive working as part of an ensemble, as evidenced by Robert, Chris H, Chris E, Sam, Scarlett, and all of our talented casts. We are looking to announce a name actor who fulfills these requirements, and is passionate about the iconic role in the coming weeks."
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Friday, July 9, 2010
Mel's phone calls released!!
from gawker.com, warning NSFW, lots of profanity:
follow this link
Final Rinse: *I want to blow you, Ari Emanuel* From the Hollywood reporter:
Mel Gibson has been dropped by William Morris Endeavor Entertainment.
Earlier this week, the agency's Patrick Whitesell informed the actors' representatives that he would no longer be represented by the agency.
Gibson's longtime agent, Ed Limato, died July 3, and a funeral will take place in New York next week.
WME partner Ari Emanuel had previously expressed hostility toward Gibson after the actor made anti-Semitic remarks and made remarks implying skepticism about the Holocaust.
News of Gibson being dropped from WME came as audio of Gibson berating Oksana Grigorieva surfaced on Radar Online.
Update 7/12: Listen to the latest release here. Frankly, it isn't funny any more. Mel is an abusive psychopath.
follow this link
Final Rinse: *I want to blow you, Ari Emanuel* From the Hollywood reporter:
Mel Gibson has been dropped by William Morris Endeavor Entertainment.
Earlier this week, the agency's Patrick Whitesell informed the actors' representatives that he would no longer be represented by the agency.
Gibson's longtime agent, Ed Limato, died July 3, and a funeral will take place in New York next week.
WME partner Ari Emanuel had previously expressed hostility toward Gibson after the actor made anti-Semitic remarks and made remarks implying skepticism about the Holocaust.
News of Gibson being dropped from WME came as audio of Gibson berating Oksana Grigorieva surfaced on Radar Online.
Update 7/12: Listen to the latest release here. Frankly, it isn't funny any more. Mel is an abusive psychopath.
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Trent Reznor to become a father
from WWD:
Mariqueen Maandig, the 29-year-old singer of How to Destroy Angels, prefers to maintain a little anonymity.
But now there’s a good reason for the public to know her business. She — along with Reznor, 45, and his longtime collaborator Atticus Ross, 42 — are set to release How to Destroy Angels’ self-titled debut EP today.
she met Reznor (though she’s not saying how) and they became engaged in spring 2009. By summer she had left West Indian Girl to pursue her own career. She joined Reznor on his “Wave Goodbye” tour and married him in October. Soon they started experimenting with their own music.
With Maandig on vocals and synthesizer and Reznor producing the majority of instrumentals with Ross, the trio put together a six-song EP that Maandig describes as more feminine and subtler than Reznor’s unambiguously hard sound. With little to no fanfare, the group digitally released the single “A Drowning,” followed by “The Space in Between” and “The Believers.” In June, How to Destroy Angels released the full EP as a free digital download in anticipation of the physical release. Plans for a full-length follow-up are on hold due to Maandig’s pregnancy, but the band hopes for it in early 2011. Reznor and Ross are also working on a film soundtrack, the name of which they naturally won’t disclose.
But right now, the biggest project on Maandig’s mind is a baby name: “I have a list, it’s so hard. It’s like here’s a brand-new life and you’re in charge of it, now go!”
Mariqueen Maandig, the 29-year-old singer of How to Destroy Angels, prefers to maintain a little anonymity.
But now there’s a good reason for the public to know her business. She — along with Reznor, 45, and his longtime collaborator Atticus Ross, 42 — are set to release How to Destroy Angels’ self-titled debut EP today.
she met Reznor (though she’s not saying how) and they became engaged in spring 2009. By summer she had left West Indian Girl to pursue her own career. She joined Reznor on his “Wave Goodbye” tour and married him in October. Soon they started experimenting with their own music.
With Maandig on vocals and synthesizer and Reznor producing the majority of instrumentals with Ross, the trio put together a six-song EP that Maandig describes as more feminine and subtler than Reznor’s unambiguously hard sound. With little to no fanfare, the group digitally released the single “A Drowning,” followed by “The Space in Between” and “The Believers.” In June, How to Destroy Angels released the full EP as a free digital download in anticipation of the physical release. Plans for a full-length follow-up are on hold due to Maandig’s pregnancy, but the band hopes for it in early 2011. Reznor and Ross are also working on a film soundtrack, the name of which they naturally won’t disclose.
But right now, the biggest project on Maandig’s mind is a baby name: “I have a list, it’s so hard. It’s like here’s a brand-new life and you’re in charge of it, now go!”
Mel Gibson needs to be beat
He fucking deserves it and he needs a fucking beating. It doesn't matter if Oksana is a golddigger, NO ONE should be treated this way.
Mel Gibson is caught on tape admitting that he hit the mother of his love child, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.
It’s another bombshell development, following our world exclusive when we revealed that Mel was taped spewing a vile, racist rant, telling Oksana Grigorieva, "You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault."
Now, RadarOnline.com is revealing even more content from the tape and this time Mel admits to hitting Oksana twice in the face while she was holding their baby daughter Lucia.
On tape, a teary Oksana is heard asking Mel, “What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face?
“What kind of a man is that?” the Russian musician repeats.
The Braveheart star responds: “You know what — you f**cking deserved it.”
RadarOnline.com has heard the tape.
Mel’s sickening “you f**cking deserved it” admission sheds new light on the he-said, she-said battle that has been raging between Oksana and Mel for the past several weeks.
His legal team has insisted Mel did not hit Oksana and that they had only a loud argument. The disputed event apparently took place January 6 in his Malibu mansion.
But sources close to Oksana claimed she was left bloodied and bruised and had her two front teeth knocked out during the violent confrontation.
Mel Gibson is caught on tape admitting that he hit the mother of his love child, RadarOnline.com is reporting exclusively.
It’s another bombshell development, following our world exclusive when we revealed that Mel was taped spewing a vile, racist rant, telling Oksana Grigorieva, "You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault."
Now, RadarOnline.com is revealing even more content from the tape and this time Mel admits to hitting Oksana twice in the face while she was holding their baby daughter Lucia.
On tape, a teary Oksana is heard asking Mel, “What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face?
“What kind of a man is that?” the Russian musician repeats.
The Braveheart star responds: “You know what — you f**cking deserved it.”
RadarOnline.com has heard the tape.
Mel’s sickening “you f**cking deserved it” admission sheds new light on the he-said, she-said battle that has been raging between Oksana and Mel for the past several weeks.
His legal team has insisted Mel did not hit Oksana and that they had only a loud argument. The disputed event apparently took place January 6 in his Malibu mansion.
But sources close to Oksana claimed she was left bloodied and bruised and had her two front teeth knocked out during the violent confrontation.
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
*Point and Laughs*
According to Digital Spy, LiLo is sentenced for 90 days!
TMZ reports:
Judge Marsha Revel has been hearing testimony from the alcohol ed people, who admitted Lindsay violated the judge's command to attend classes at least once a week. Fact is ... at least 9 times Lindsay did not hit the mark. In fact, one witness said Lindsay was disrespectful and filled with excuses, yet for some reason officials from the Right On program never notified the judge.
The judge clearly has no patience for Lindsay and prosecutor Danette Meyers is going after LiLo with a vengeance.
UPDATE: The judge just ruled Lindsay Lohan is in violation of her probation. Judge Revel will now decide if Lindsay should go to jail.
*Lilo is headed to jail! HA HA*
TMZ reports:
Judge Marsha Revel has been hearing testimony from the alcohol ed people, who admitted Lindsay violated the judge's command to attend classes at least once a week. Fact is ... at least 9 times Lindsay did not hit the mark. In fact, one witness said Lindsay was disrespectful and filled with excuses, yet for some reason officials from the Right On program never notified the judge.
The judge clearly has no patience for Lindsay and prosecutor Danette Meyers is going after LiLo with a vengeance.
UPDATE: The judge just ruled Lindsay Lohan is in violation of her probation. Judge Revel will now decide if Lindsay should go to jail.
*Lilo is headed to jail! HA HA*
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Friday, July 2, 2010
But Paris said she doesn't do drugs!!
I believe her, don't you? I mean, Paris Hilton would never ever lie about anything! You know, there comes a point in time when the whole drug thing is just pathetic and it's not funny anymore, you're just an addict.
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa -- Paris Hilton has been arrested in South Africa, according to reports.
South Africa's News24 reported that it had confirmed that the celebutante was arrested on a "drug related charge."
The news appeared to have broken on Twitter after several people at the game claimed she was arrested at the Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium in Port Elizabeth, where the Netherlands vs. Brazil game was held. It was claimed Paris had been caught smoking pot.
A rep for the reality star was not immediately available for comment when contacted by Access Hollywood on Friday afternoon.
Update: charges against Pari$ were dropped. This is why you have a drug bitch to take the rap for you.Recovery
Recovery
JOHANNESBURG, South Africa -- Paris Hilton has been arrested in South Africa, according to reports.
South Africa's News24 reported that it had confirmed that the celebutante was arrested on a "drug related charge."
The news appeared to have broken on Twitter after several people at the game claimed she was arrested at the Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium in Port Elizabeth, where the Netherlands vs. Brazil game was held. It was claimed Paris had been caught smoking pot.
A rep for the reality star was not immediately available for comment when contacted by Access Hollywood on Friday afternoon.
Update: charges against Pari$ were dropped. This is why you have a drug bitch to take the rap for you.Recovery
Recovery
Thursday, July 1, 2010
Spin Offs for Thursday July 1 2010
CRY MOAR BITCH. Seems Chris Brown faked it.
Kelsey Grammer is soon to be single.
Megan Fox's father is glad she married her B.A.G.
Enjoy this cat fight:
Recovery
Kelsey Grammer is soon to be single.
Megan Fox's father is glad she married her B.A.G.
Enjoy this cat fight:
Recovery
Mel Gibson has become a cliche
Are you surprised? I'm not. I was surprised with the "Sugartits" episode but not now. It comes out more, how much of a racist, misogynistic asshole he is. From Radaronline:
In one of the most explosive, racist and vile outbursts by a celebrity ever caught on tape,Mel Gibson told the mother of his love child that the way she was dressed would get her "raped by a pack of n***ers," RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
It's a shocking and blockbuster development in the couple's bitter legal battle, and Mel's disgusting words are on audio tape. His racist, misogynist statement is one of the secrets lurking in his war with his former girlfriendOksana Grigorieva.
RadarOnline.com has heard the tape, which also includes Mel telling Oksana he will burn down her home.
Drunken Mel previously shocked the world with his anti-Semetic comments when busted for DUI. Now, the new racist outburst has taken the Oscar winner to an even deeper low.
His outburst came during a series of explosive arguments with Oksana, mother of his infant daughter Lucia. They have been battling in court, with documents under seal, for the past several weeks.
"You're an embarrassment to me," Mel tells her at one point.
"You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault."
Mel's attorney told RadarOnline.com that he is no longer commenting on the case and said Mel's publicist is the only Mel official who will speak for him.
Mel's profane outbursts are littered with references to Oksana being a "whore" and "c**t".
In another tirade, Mel tells Oksana: "How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice."
He warns, "I am going to come and burn the f**king house down... but you will blow me first."
The tapes do not make it clear what the couple was arguing about.
But Mel tells Oksana, "Look what you did to me... look what you are... look what every part of you is... f**king fake... f**king fake.
*time to retire from life, Mel.*
In one of the most explosive, racist and vile outbursts by a celebrity ever caught on tape,Mel Gibson told the mother of his love child that the way she was dressed would get her "raped by a pack of n***ers," RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
It's a shocking and blockbuster development in the couple's bitter legal battle, and Mel's disgusting words are on audio tape. His racist, misogynist statement is one of the secrets lurking in his war with his former girlfriendOksana Grigorieva.
RadarOnline.com has heard the tape, which also includes Mel telling Oksana he will burn down her home.
Drunken Mel previously shocked the world with his anti-Semetic comments when busted for DUI. Now, the new racist outburst has taken the Oscar winner to an even deeper low.
His outburst came during a series of explosive arguments with Oksana, mother of his infant daughter Lucia. They have been battling in court, with documents under seal, for the past several weeks.
"You're an embarrassment to me," Mel tells her at one point.
"You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault."
Mel's attorney told RadarOnline.com that he is no longer commenting on the case and said Mel's publicist is the only Mel official who will speak for him.
Mel's profane outbursts are littered with references to Oksana being a "whore" and "c**t".
In another tirade, Mel tells Oksana: "How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice."
He warns, "I am going to come and burn the f**king house down... but you will blow me first."
The tapes do not make it clear what the couple was arguing about.
But Mel tells Oksana, "Look what you did to me... look what you are... look what every part of you is... f**king fake... f**king fake.
*time to retire from life, Mel.*
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Spin Offs June 30 2010
Top Gun 2? DO NOT WANT
Those royals sure know how to cat fight
Tom Cruise is over but Movie execs just don't want to admit it
Tank Girl, a personal fav movie, is being remade but Pink isn't playing her
CRY MOAR Chris Douchebag Brown
Those royals sure know how to cat fight
Tom Cruise is over but Movie execs just don't want to admit it
Tank Girl, a personal fav movie, is being remade but Pink isn't playing her
CRY MOAR Chris Douchebag Brown
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Spin Offs for Sunday, June 27 2010
Oksana & Mel Gibson's split is very ugly. Color me thrilled because I knew it wouldn't last.
Beyonce and her father had a huge falling out
Kristen Stewart left school early and is glad she did
Even teh gheys love having babies, like Ne-Yo
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Beyonce and her father had a huge falling out
Kristen Stewart left school early and is glad she did
Even teh gheys love having babies, like Ne-Yo
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Friday, June 25, 2010
Fergie is pissed
Fergie is on the verge of leaving the Black Eyed Peas permanently as tension in the band has become intolerable for her, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
The band has a full tour schedule for the summer and is planning a tour for early 2011. But Fergie won’t commit for that part of the tour, we learned, and the reason is she’s talking about leaving the band for good.
Fergie can’t stand Will.I.Am and that is one of the main reasons she wants to leave the band, a source close to them told RadarOnline.com exclusively. The other reason is she’s decided she wants to have a baby!
“Fergie is saying she wants out of the band and the second half of the tour isn’t confirmed for early next year,” the source said.
“Things have gotten really bad with Will.i.Am. And it’s not just Fergie who is clashing with him. So is the rest of the band. His ego is out of control.
And she really wants a baby with Josh,” the source said, referring to Fergie’s husband Josh Duhamel. “Between that and the bad blood with Will, it looks like the 2011 tour is in big trouble and she’s saying she’s going to split for good.”
The band has a full tour schedule for the summer and is planning a tour for early 2011. But Fergie won’t commit for that part of the tour, we learned, and the reason is she’s talking about leaving the band for good.
Fergie can’t stand Will.I.Am and that is one of the main reasons she wants to leave the band, a source close to them told RadarOnline.com exclusively. The other reason is she’s decided she wants to have a baby!
“Fergie is saying she wants out of the band and the second half of the tour isn’t confirmed for early next year,” the source said.
“Things have gotten really bad with Will.i.Am. And it’s not just Fergie who is clashing with him. So is the rest of the band. His ego is out of control.
And she really wants a baby with Josh,” the source said, referring to Fergie’s husband Josh Duhamel. “Between that and the bad blood with Will, it looks like the 2011 tour is in big trouble and she’s saying she’s going to split for good.”
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Monday, June 21, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Spin Offs for June 17 2010
Spencer Pratt is sleezy. Spencer Pratt may not have wife Heidi Montag by his side — but even in separation, he could still make money off her. The Hills’ star is starting his own paparazzi agency, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
Snoop Dogg has been banned from a free festival in the Netherlands, it was confirmed this afternoon. BBC News reports that police barred the rapper from appearing at Parkpop in The Hague because it wanted an "open and friendly character".
British journo Piers Morgan will start his takeover of Larry King's CNN show in October, sources tell Page Six. The former newspaper editor has a deal to host an hourlong interview program which will start in the fall four days a week as CNN phases King out.
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Snoop Dogg has been banned from a free festival in the Netherlands, it was confirmed this afternoon. BBC News reports that police barred the rapper from appearing at Parkpop in The Hague because it wanted an "open and friendly character".
British journo Piers Morgan will start his takeover of Larry King's CNN show in October, sources tell Page Six. The former newspaper editor has a deal to host an hourlong interview program which will start in the fall four days a week as CNN phases King out.
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010
They did it!
Han Solo got married!! *SQUEEEE!*
TMZ has learned Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart were married yesterday and Governor Bill Richardson of New Mexico performed the ceremony.
We got the tip from Lisa Stanley at K-Earth 101in L.A. and just confirmed it ourselves.
We're told the couple was married in the Governor's mansion in Santa Fe.
Harrison and Calista have been together for almost 8 years, and they got engaged over Valentine's weekend in 2009.
Harrison is filming "Cowboys and Aliens" in New Mexico right now.
TMZ has learned Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart were married yesterday and Governor Bill Richardson of New Mexico performed the ceremony.
We got the tip from Lisa Stanley at K-Earth 101in L.A. and just confirmed it ourselves.
We're told the couple was married in the Governor's mansion in Santa Fe.
Harrison and Calista have been together for almost 8 years, and they got engaged over Valentine's weekend in 2009.
Harrison is filming "Cowboys and Aliens" in New Mexico right now.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Spin Offs for June 15 2010
Al Gore is separated because he was dipping his leaf into another pond. I need brain bleach.
Charlie Sheen is almost a free man who can rent hooker cheerleaders again!
How much did Sarah Palin pay Levin Johnston to get back together with her daughter?
Enjoy this version of California Gurls:
Charlie Sheen is almost a free man who can rent hooker cheerleaders again!
How much did Sarah Palin pay Levin Johnston to get back together with her daughter?
Enjoy this version of California Gurls:
Monday, June 14, 2010
Sunday, June 13, 2010
WTF
There will be a Bollywood movie about Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun. It's a romance! Obviously Dear Friend Hitler will talk about how he was a bad person and how she was pretty awful for marrying such a bad person, but there will also be romance. And Hitler and Eva will be played by Indian people. It is not a musical, which is too bad. But yeah. Bollywood Hitler Movie. Not coming soon to an American movie theater near you. [Times, via Vulture]
*In other celeb news*
Joe Jackson is a POS
Relax, Squinty McPuckerface and Bradley Sexy Cooper are not getting married.
Peaches Geldof is fat and has a nasty thing on her leg. Never mind the granny pants.
*In other celeb news*
Joe Jackson is a POS
Relax, Squinty McPuckerface and Bradley Sexy Cooper are not getting married.
Peaches Geldof is fat and has a nasty thing on her leg. Never mind the granny pants.
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Spin Offs for June 10, 2010
Reggie Bush is BUSTED, costs USC 2005 national championship. what a dick.
Angelina Jolie to play Cleopatra. This puts her in the ranks with Liz Taylor, doesn't it?
Lindsay Lohan to blow your mind as a porn queen but can't keep an assistant.
Michael Lohan's douchey new club is in trouble already and it hasn't even opened yet.
Angelina Jolie to play Cleopatra. This puts her in the ranks with Liz Taylor, doesn't it?
Lindsay Lohan to blow your mind as a porn queen but can't keep an assistant.
Michael Lohan's douchey new club is in trouble already and it hasn't even opened yet.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Spin Offs for June 9, 2010
Sorry for the lack of posts, it's been a rough coupla days.
Jesse James is still a douche
Somehow Giuliana and Bill will still be on the air.
If you havn't seen it, here is Lady Gaga's Alejandro. Be sure to tell me what you think.
Jesse James is still a douche
Somehow Giuliana and Bill will still be on the air.
If you havn't seen it, here is Lady Gaga's Alejandro. Be sure to tell me what you think.
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Spin Offs for June 2, 2010
Mariah Carey dropped out her film project because she's pregnant.
Gary Coleman was actually divorced when Shannon Price told doctors to pull the plug?
Don't hold your breath about Reggie Bush ever marrying nasty ho Kim. Seriously.
The giant troll Kardashian might be pregnant. Might be.
Enjoy Kylie Minogue's All the Lovers video:
Gary Coleman was actually divorced when Shannon Price told doctors to pull the plug?
Don't hold your breath about Reggie Bush ever marrying nasty ho Kim. Seriously.
The giant troll Kardashian might be pregnant. Might be.
Enjoy Kylie Minogue's All the Lovers video:
Saturday, May 29, 2010
An Easy Rider dies
Dennis Hopper died, age 74. Per TMZ:
We're told his family was by his side when he passed.
Hopper had recently been suffering from prostate cancer and going through a difficult divorce from his wife Victoria.
We're told his family was by his side when he passed.
Hopper had recently been suffering from prostate cancer and going through a difficult divorce from his wife Victoria.
Friday, May 28, 2010
Gary Coleman has died
He died in a Utah hospital. He had had a brain hemmorhage from a fall where he hurt his head and slipped into a coma he never recovered from. His wife agreed to have life support pulled. He was 42 and had been on life support since last Thursday. Details to follow. Think kindly of him, he had a rough time.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Blind Item!
This couple is expecting. No secret there. What is a secret, however, is what was happening behind closed doors before the baby was announced.
Things had been rocky in this couple’s marriage for the past few years. The more she pushed her agenda on him, the more unhappy he became. After a particularly rough patch, Husband decided that he was going to do three things: get out of the marriage; tell the truth about what had been going on for the past few years; and come out of the closet.
Things had been rocky in this couple’s marriage for the past few years. The more she pushed her agenda on him, the more unhappy he became. After a particularly rough patch, Husband decided that he was going to do three things: get out of the marriage; tell the truth about what had been going on for the past few years; and come out of the closet.
Wife was desperate to keep any of those three things from happening. She decided to do something quite devious and drastic. The couple had stored up some fertilized eggs earlier in their marriage. (You didn’t think they conceived naturally, did you?) So she went behind his back and had some of the remaining fertilized eggs implanted, hoping that one would take. It did.
To say that the husband was shocked and absolutely furious with her for doing this behind his back would be an understatement. He does not want this baby. His plan right now is that, if she loses the baby, he will wait a couple of months and then bolt so he doesn’t look like the bad guy. However, if the baby is born, he knows that his primary role will be that of playing the proud and happy father. After all, he is an actor. So until the baby issue is resolved… back in the closet he goes. [Blind Gossip]
*Hmm who could it be!*
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Spin Offs for May 26 2010
Xtina cancels tour
Tom Cruise wants to teach youhow to take it like a how to be a man.
50 Cent lost 1/4 (one quarter) of his body weight for a movie role. It's not pretty.
Carrie Underwear is getting married
Golddiggers will always take advantage. WRAP IT UP!
Tom Cruise wants to teach you
50 Cent lost 1/4 (one quarter) of his body weight for a movie role. It's not pretty.
Carrie Underwear is getting married
Golddiggers will always take advantage. WRAP IT UP!
Monday, May 24, 2010
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Spin Offs for May 24 2010
Lindsay, why you act so stupid?
Brittany Murphy died, now her husband has followed
Kendra Wilkinson is still a dirty whore, getting $$ for her first sex tape. Yes, that makes her a whore.
Is Lady Gaga starting to wander off the deep end?
and a blind item from page six: WHICH late-night TV host is having Tiger Woods-like problems? One woman has already come forward, but at least one more is looking to sell her sordid story.
(Spin's guess: George Lopez)
Brittany Murphy died, now her husband has followed
Kendra Wilkinson is still a dirty whore, getting $$ for her first sex tape. Yes, that makes her a whore.
Is Lady Gaga starting to wander off the deep end?
and a blind item from page six: WHICH late-night TV host is having Tiger Woods-like problems? One woman has already come forward, but at least one more is looking to sell her sordid story.
(Spin's guess: George Lopez)
Friday, May 21, 2010
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Spin Offs for May 19 2010
Call the Bay "Hitler" and you get booted from Transformers 3.
Is Lindsay Lohan lying about her passport?
Chris Evans' sexy ass will be filming Captain America in London
Kendra trying to get pregnant again to save marriage. Insert laughing here.
Meet Sandra Rose. She called out Chris Brown.
Here's a water birth to make you feel better about your day:
Is Lindsay Lohan lying about her passport?
Chris Evans' sexy ass will be filming Captain America in London
Kendra trying to get pregnant again to save marriage. Insert laughing here.
Meet Sandra Rose. She called out Chris Brown.
Here's a water birth to make you feel better about your day:
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Spin Offs for May 18
Kelly Preston & John Travolta are expecting a baby! Yes, you read that right!
Lindsay Lohan denies dating woman, doesn't deny digging chicks
Lindsay Lohan denies dating woman, doesn't deny digging chicks
Monday, May 17, 2010
Hank walked out on Kendra!!!
Kendra and Hank split because she's a dumbass! Shoulda sold your whoretapes before you got married, K!!
Ok, this is not the minute to minute update on the naked pictures Vivid is releasing from Kendra’s sex tape that we promised, but it still qualifies as news…we guess? Rumor has it that Hank Baskett has left Kendra and is taking out divorce papers, not because of the sex tape (he can deal with the idea of his wife having an orgy with multiple penises), but because she was still trying to sell it (and even formed a company to do so) behind his back AFTER he proposed to her.
An source from E! said, “Hank is totally upset and embarrassed. He’s so angry… The main reason he’s embarrassed is his team’s [possible] reaction. He needs to concentrate on his career right now, and this just creates more distractions for him.“
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
And I'm back!
Here are your spin offs for 5/12
Gwen Stefani pregnant again?
Matt Lauer has split from his wife
Dana Plato's son committed suicide
Britney Spears' agent quit so they could actually date
Gwen Stefani pregnant again?
Matt Lauer has split from his wife
Dana Plato's son committed suicide
Britney Spears' agent quit so they could actually date
BRB
I'm on a furious binge right now, havn't had one of these for a long time. I am currently surrounded by pizza rolls, neopolitan ice cream and potato chips. It is heaven. It is so relaxing and almost a mind numbing orgasm but i really need this. I know you understand. What can I entertain you with in the meantime?
How about the Barack Obama answer to Will.I.Am being a dickrider of his, courtesy of the Boondocks:
How about the Barack Obama answer to Will.I.Am being a dickrider of his, courtesy of the Boondocks:
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Happy Mother's Day!
Enjoy the Bloodhound Gang's "A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying":
Friday, May 7, 2010
Spin Offs for the weekend
Why yes, Kristen Stewart does in fact look sad.
Feeling left out of the Cheaters' Club, it seems Mel Gibson did the nasty with a porn star.
Prince is picky about who he associates with. Frankly, I don't blame him.
Kendra is a dirty dirty whore out to sell her sex tapes. Yes, plural.
HTMLcomics shut down.
Comedy Central to develop cartoon called "JC" where jeesus is just a guy.
Tom Cruise ridiculed by leader of the $citards prolly can't do jack about it cuz he's in the closet
Feeling left out of the Cheaters' Club, it seems Mel Gibson did the nasty with a porn star.
Prince is picky about who he associates with. Frankly, I don't blame him.
Kendra is a dirty dirty whore out to sell her sex tapes. Yes, plural.
HTMLcomics shut down.
Comedy Central to develop cartoon called "JC" where jeesus is just a guy.
Tom Cruise ridiculed by leader of the $citards prolly can't do jack about it cuz he's in the closet
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Spin Offs for Cinco de Mayo
Pathetic Mel Gibson is lonely and wants his old wife back.
Bret Michaels got scared enough that he might want to marry.
Even Lady Gaga gets stage fright
Charlize Theron and Keanu Reeves dating?
That's soo Seinfeld!
I want to have Aaron McGruder's babies:
Bret Michaels got scared enough that he might want to marry.
Even Lady Gaga gets stage fright
Charlize Theron and Keanu Reeves dating?
That's soo Seinfeld!
I want to have Aaron McGruder's babies:
Monday, May 3, 2010
If you missed it
Here's the Simpson's show opener last night of Ke$ha's Tik Tok. Pretty funny, pretty genius!
Friday, April 30, 2010
Blind Reveal?
Is country singer Shelby Lynne the one coming out may 5th?
More importantly, is May 5th going to become a big coming out day?
More importantly, is May 5th going to become a big coming out day?
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Spin Offs 4/28
If you live under a rock then you may not know that Sandra Bullock officially filed for divorce in Texas. This makes sense because you have to be married at least 10 years before a Texas court will even think about spousal support and even then there's no guarantee. Texas law pretty much allows each party to leave with what they came in with and are not fond of serial marryers. So Sandra Bullock was pretty smart there. Also, she adopted a baby.
Alexander McQueen had drugs in his system when he died.
Here's that rumor about someone, presumably a guy, coming out cinco de mayo
A Chelsea Handler sex tape? Am I the only person left on the planet who doesn't have one?
TBH, Katie Holmes is not pretty or elegant enough to play Jackie Kennedy
Lindsay Lohan is turning into Tila Tequila
Heytwatlights Twihards, you can get engaged with the same style ring Bella has
Alexander McQueen had drugs in his system when he died.
Here's that rumor about someone, presumably a guy, coming out cinco de mayo
A Chelsea Handler sex tape? Am I the only person left on the planet who doesn't have one?
TBH, Katie Holmes is not pretty or elegant enough to play Jackie Kennedy
Lindsay Lohan is turning into Tila Tequila
Hey
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
Spin Offs 4/23
Bret Michaels suffered a brain hemorrge
Glee is to have a Britney Spears episode.....hope they don't all shave their heads
Despite last minute altering, South Park has had more buzz than it's had in a very long time
Mel Brooks gets some recognition
But...Taylor Momsen isn't a guy....
Kim Kardashian got her ass beat?
Protect your privacy on Facebook because they are bastards.
Glee is to have a Britney Spears episode.....hope they don't all shave their heads
Despite last minute altering, South Park has had more buzz than it's had in a very long time
Mel Brooks gets some recognition
But...Taylor Momsen isn't a guy....
Kim Kardashian got her ass beat?
Protect your privacy on Facebook because they are bastards.
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Blind Item!!!
Who's coming out May 5th??
Ricky Martin recently came out about being a homosexual. Not exactly earth shattering news, but still a commendable act of personal courage for the father of two.
So which Hollywood celebrity is going to come out on May 5?
People Magazine allegedly has the exclusive and the celeb is booked on several major talk shows that week including "The View."
Ricky Martin recently came out about being a homosexual. Not exactly earth shattering news, but still a commendable act of personal courage for the father of two.
So which Hollywood celebrity is going to come out on May 5?
People Magazine allegedly has the exclusive and the celeb is booked on several major talk shows that week including "The View."
Spin Offs 4/21
Courtney Love is not feeling the love....
Rihanna is just fine, she is still in Europe
Marie Osmond's son had no drugs in his system when he died
Sandra Bullock spells relief D-I-V-O-R-C-E
South Park being threatened because of Prophet poking
Rihanna is just fine, she is still in Europe
Marie Osmond's son had no drugs in his system when he died
Sandra Bullock spells relief D-I-V-O-R-C-E
South Park being threatened because of Prophet poking
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Spin Offs for 4/20
Is Polanski for real?
PedoPope, anyone?
Lady Gaga to release a third album soon. Britney, you've been knocked off the pop throne, you better take any help Gaga offers.
Kylie Minogue to release a new album soon.
OctoMom admits she was selfish. Like it makes a difference now.
Robert Downey Jr to play the great and powerful Oz?
PedoPope, anyone?
Lady Gaga to release a third album soon. Britney, you've been knocked off the pop throne, you better take any help Gaga offers.
Kylie Minogue to release a new album soon.
OctoMom admits she was selfish. Like it makes a difference now.
Robert Downey Jr to play the great and powerful Oz?
Monday, April 19, 2010
Mel Gibson's Ex Speaks
This is very interesting, how she says it:
Mel Gibson's ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, shared a little bit about her recent split at a press conference in Moscow for "Give A Life" charity.
"I can tell you that..we have split up, suddenly and recently," Grigorieva said. "Unfortunately, I cannot give you the reason. But you will find out everything quite soon."
She continued:
Here is the official version: We split up by mutual consent and we will raise our daughter together. She is currently with my mother in my Los Angeles home."
Oksana also confirmed that she is removing the communist symbol tattoo that she got on her ankle at Mel's suggestion.
*Why do you think they split?*
Mel Gibson's ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, shared a little bit about her recent split at a press conference in Moscow for "Give A Life" charity.
"I can tell you that..we have split up, suddenly and recently," Grigorieva said. "Unfortunately, I cannot give you the reason. But you will find out everything quite soon."
She continued:
Here is the official version: We split up by mutual consent and we will raise our daughter together. She is currently with my mother in my Los Angeles home."
Oksana also confirmed that she is removing the communist symbol tattoo that she got on her ankle at Mel's suggestion.
*Why do you think they split?*
Blind Item Time!
BuzzFoto – In this celebrity couple, he seems quiet and nice, she seems a little bossy and over bearing. But it was he who allegedly pushed her down the stairs when the two had an argument last week. Not Posh and Becks.
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Spin Offs 4/18
Shaq is a dumbass
Tila Tequila flashes her boobs. Did you notice her new haircolor?
Suri Cruise turns 4; they grow up so fast
Kim Kardashina is a slut; in other news, grass is green
That's SIR Patrick Stewart to you.
Vampire Hunter D to go digital
Is George Lopez actually bitter?
Tila Tequila flashes her boobs. Did you notice her new haircolor?
Suri Cruise turns 4; they grow up so fast
Kim Kardashina is a slut; in other news, grass is green
That's SIR Patrick Stewart to you.
Vampire Hunter D to go digital
Is George Lopez actually bitter?
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Spin Offs 4/15
The Clash to reunite! What's left of them, anyway.
So Tila Tequila really had a miscarriage? Poor Chunks!
It's Charlie Fucking Sheen! What did you expect?
Melissa Etheridge and her wife split
Ass Crack Cover needs a sponsor. No, really
A new Bruce Lee movie?
So Tila Tequila really had a miscarriage? Poor Chunks!
It's Charlie Fucking Sheen! What did you expect?
Melissa Etheridge and her wife split
Ass Crack Cover needs a sponsor. No, really
A new Bruce Lee movie?
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
South Park on Broadway!
Why not, they've already done film, now for the stage! from digital spy:
The creators of South Park have reportedly written a Broadway musical.
The show, titled The Book of Mormon, is scheduled to open on Broadway in March 2011, reports The AP.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone penned the production's script, music and lyrics with Robert Lopez, a writer of Tony-winning play Avenue Q.
Parker has signed to co-direct the project with Avenue Q's Jason Moore.
*guess they'll be moving that sausage cart out of the way*
The creators of South Park have reportedly written a Broadway musical.
The show, titled The Book of Mormon, is scheduled to open on Broadway in March 2011, reports The AP.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone penned the production's script, music and lyrics with Robert Lopez, a writer of Tony-winning play Avenue Q.
Parker has signed to co-direct the project with Avenue Q's Jason Moore.
*guess they'll be moving that sausage cart out of the way*
*points and laughs*
They split up!!! Ha Ha Mel and his rebound split up!!! courtesy of radaronline:
A year after his wife of thirty years filed for divorce, Mel Gibson is now parting ways with girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, RadarOnline.com has confirmed.
The couple, who met while Mel was filming Edge of Darkness in Boston, Mass, have a 5-month old daughter together named Lucia.
The couple, who met while Mel was filming Edge of Darkness in Boston, Mass, have a 5-month old daughter together named Lucia.
*is this the answer to the blind item of the dick who was telling the mother of his child she had recently had that she was fat and to just suck it up and stop crying?*
A year after his wife of thirty years filed for divorce, Mel Gibson is now parting ways with girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva, RadarOnline.com has confirmed.
The couple, who met while Mel was filming Edge of Darkness in Boston, Mass, have a 5-month old daughter together named Lucia.
The couple, who met while Mel was filming Edge of Darkness in Boston, Mass, have a 5-month old daughter together named Lucia.
*is this the answer to the blind item of the dick who was telling the mother of his child she had recently had that she was fat and to just suck it up and stop crying?*
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Seth MacFarlane to direct film
Deadline.com reports that Universal Pictures has acquired the $65 million budget "Ted," an R-rated comedy that will mark the feature directorial debut of Seth MacFarlane. The film, which was developed by Media Rights Capital, is a comedy about a man and his teddy bear.
The feature will mix live action and CG with MacFarlane also co-starring and providing the voice for the title character. The Hollywood Insider blog says the story centers on a seemingly normal man who, as a child, made a wish that he could talk to his bear, only to have his bear come alive.
The bear grows up alongside the man but one day the man's girlfriend poses an ultimatum: her or the bear. Sources told HI that MacFarlane wants to cast Mila Kunis, who has voiced Meg Griffin on "Family Guy" since 1999, as the girlfriend.
courtesy of Hollywood Wiretap
The feature will mix live action and CG with MacFarlane also co-starring and providing the voice for the title character. The Hollywood Insider blog says the story centers on a seemingly normal man who, as a child, made a wish that he could talk to his bear, only to have his bear come alive.
The bear grows up alongside the man but one day the man's girlfriend poses an ultimatum: her or the bear. Sources told HI that MacFarlane wants to cast Mila Kunis, who has voiced Meg Griffin on "Family Guy" since 1999, as the girlfriend.
courtesy of Hollywood Wiretap
Ya Think?
courtesy of digital spy:
Rufus Wainwright has claimed that rapper 50 Cent is homosexual.
The singer-songwriter, who is openly gay himself, said that the star's "cute little voice" determines his sexuality.
He told Reveal: "I love, love 50 Cent. I think he's just the sexiest, and a brilliant writer. And I know he's gay."
Wainwright added: "It's okay, 50 Cent. Feel free to call me anytime. My boyfriend and I are experts. You can come over for dinner. And maybe dessert."
*I thought it was more the eyes than his cute little voice. and maybe sucking a dick*
white people everywhere are shocked:
Monday, April 12, 2010
Spin Offs 4/12
Jessica Simpson cut off all her hair. Or did she?
Dixie Carter died of something nasty. Keep up with your gyno exams, ladies.
Tracy Morgan is a bad role model
Mario Lopez is a prick
Paris Hilton is single again
Patrick Swayze's wife wishes they would have had children
Lady Gaga is celibate and wants you to know
Is Duggar #19 going to live?
Dixie Carter died of something nasty. Keep up with your gyno exams, ladies.
Tracy Morgan is a bad role model
Mario Lopez is a prick
Paris Hilton is single again
Patrick Swayze's wife wishes they would have had children
Lady Gaga is celibate and wants you to know
Is Duggar #19 going to live?
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Spin Offs
For all you Twihards, Kristen and and RPat are in fact dating and he even proposed
Justin Timberlake is a free man
If you care, Kim and Reggie are done for good
Charlie Sheen doesn't give a fuck
Suri Cruise looks like her mother. Her father, not so much.
Justin Timberlake is a free man
If you care, Kim and Reggie are done for good
Charlie Sheen doesn't give a fuck
Suri Cruise looks like her mother. Her father, not so much.
Saturday, April 10, 2010
For your Weekend
Before Beyonce's Videophone and Lady Gaga's Telephone, there was Kylie Minogue's Speakerphone. Enjoy!
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Spin Offs
I didn't know crazy and the weirdo had split and I mean Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey
Sid Vicious is waiting for his old manager
If I had the $$ I would totally buy this house
TLC is going to hell for making a new show with Kate Gosselin
Jessica Alba to adopt next baby
Sid Vicious is waiting for his old manager
If I had the $$ I would totally buy this house
TLC is going to hell for making a new show with Kate Gosselin
Jessica Alba to adopt next baby
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Care to make a bet?
How long do you think this shall last? I'm trying hard not to die of laughter. Oh, 17! Did he get her pregnant? from digitalspy:
Kirstie Alley's 17-year-old son is reportedly engaged.
True Parker, the former Cheers star's son with ex-husband Parker Stevenson, is planning to marry 18-year-old Lauren Sargeant.
"I could not be more proud of my son and happy for him," Alley told The National Enquirer.
Kirstie Alley's 17-year-old son is reportedly engaged.
True Parker, the former Cheers star's son with ex-husband Parker Stevenson, is planning to marry 18-year-old Lauren Sargeant.
"I could not be more proud of my son and happy for him," Alley told The National Enquirer.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Do Somethin!
get up and move around! Here's a coupla videos to help you want to move....Ying Yang twins' feat. Pitbull with Shake...bad video, great song:
and Ludacris with How Low Can You Go:
and Ludacris with How Low Can You Go:
Friday, April 2, 2010
THIS bitch
I doubt this. Tila Tequila is such a liar that she probably doesn't even exist, she just convinced us that she does. Anyway, more babytalk with the web's biggest liar:
Tila Tequila has been talking about adopting a baby for months and RadarOnline.com has discovered a bizarre drama centered on apregnant 15-year-old girl who contacted Tila to try to give the TV star her baby.
The girl told Tila she is pregnant with “a beautifulmixed race child” that Tila could take so she could “get a chance at college.” It’s unclear how far along in her pregnancy she is, but RadarOnline.com has learned that the teen says she is terrified her religious parents will find out about her pregnancy and that is why she approached Tila.
It’s perhaps the most bizarre turn in what has been a strange drama with questionable claims surrounding Tila’s state quest to have a child.
When contacted by RadarOnline.com, Tila said, “I told her that I cannot take her baby but that I would help her find an adoption agency. I can’t take it because I’m already adopting a baby boy that is 2-years-old and right now I don’t have time to take care of an infant.”
But at one point in a phone conversation, RadarOnline.com learned, Tila promised to adopt the baby.
*sure Tila, anything for attention*
Tila Tequila has been talking about adopting a baby for months and RadarOnline.com has discovered a bizarre drama centered on apregnant 15-year-old girl who contacted Tila to try to give the TV star her baby.
The girl told Tila she is pregnant with “a beautifulmixed race child” that Tila could take so she could “get a chance at college.” It’s unclear how far along in her pregnancy she is, but RadarOnline.com has learned that the teen says she is terrified her religious parents will find out about her pregnancy and that is why she approached Tila.
It’s perhaps the most bizarre turn in what has been a strange drama with questionable claims surrounding Tila’s state quest to have a child.
When contacted by RadarOnline.com, Tila said, “I told her that I cannot take her baby but that I would help her find an adoption agency. I can’t take it because I’m already adopting a baby boy that is 2-years-old and right now I don’t have time to take care of an infant.”
But at one point in a phone conversation, RadarOnline.com learned, Tila promised to adopt the baby.
*sure Tila, anything for attention*
Dynasty star dead
Legendary actor John Forsythe has died in Santa Ynez, California after a one year battle with cancer, RadarOnline.com has learned.
He was a huge star in the 70s appearing as the voice of Charlie in Charlie’s Angels and in the 80s hit TV primetime soap Dynasty.
Forsythe won two Golden Globes portraying the stoic patriarch Blake Carrington on Dynasty. And he was the mysterious voice of Charlie Townsend in the Charlie’s Angels hit TV series and the movies. He always appeared as the classy gentleman with style.
He died Thursday of complications from pneumonia. He was 92 years old.
*He was total class. RIP*
He was a huge star in the 70s appearing as the voice of Charlie in Charlie’s Angels and in the 80s hit TV primetime soap Dynasty.
Forsythe won two Golden Globes portraying the stoic patriarch Blake Carrington on Dynasty. And he was the mysterious voice of Charlie Townsend in the Charlie’s Angels hit TV series and the movies. He always appeared as the classy gentleman with style.
He died Thursday of complications from pneumonia. He was 92 years old.
*He was total class. RIP*
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Scandalous!!!
Or as the saying goes, he who fucks nuns shall later join the church.....What do you think, is Jesse James a white supremacist or is he joking around?
Is it worse than when Prince Harry was a Nazi for Halloween?
It all makes me think of "Springtime for Hitler"
Is it worse than when Prince Harry was a Nazi for Halloween?
It all makes me think of "Springtime for Hitler"
Monday, March 29, 2010
Well, DUH
Is anyone really surprised? Really? It's a slow gossip day....so Ricky Martin states the obvious:
Ricky Martin is finally speaking publicly about his sexuality.
On his official website, the latin pop star revealed Monday, “I am proud to be a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed.”
Martin has notoriously dismissed questions about his sexual preference over the years, even refusing to talk about it with the legendary Barbara Walters.
On his website, Martin writes, “Many people told me: ‘Ricky it's not important it's not worth it, all the years you've worked and everything you've built will collapse, many people in the world are not ready to accept your truth, your reality, your nature.’
“This is just what I need especially now that I am the father of two beautiful boys that are so full of light and who with their outlook teach me new things every day. To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids where born with. Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen 5 or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment.
*so now he can sit back and be a fat old queen raising his kids.*
Ricky Martin is finally speaking publicly about his sexuality.
On his official website, the latin pop star revealed Monday, “I am proud to be a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed.”
Martin has notoriously dismissed questions about his sexual preference over the years, even refusing to talk about it with the legendary Barbara Walters.
On his website, Martin writes, “Many people told me: ‘Ricky it's not important it's not worth it, all the years you've worked and everything you've built will collapse, many people in the world are not ready to accept your truth, your reality, your nature.’
“This is just what I need especially now that I am the father of two beautiful boys that are so full of light and who with their outlook teach me new things every day. To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids where born with. Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen 5 or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment.
*so now he can sit back and be a fat old queen raising his kids.*
Saturday, March 27, 2010
1st Legal Male Ho quits
Frankly, I wouldn't touch him with Beyonce's pussy. He shoulda just serviced the gheys. From gawker.com:
Apparently no one would hire him. "Markus" had fewer than 10 clients, ever, which means the New York Post provided over 10 percent of his customers. Between this guy and Ashley Dupre, the Post really is an employer of hos.
Apparently no one would hire him. "Markus" had fewer than 10 clients, ever, which means the New York Post provided over 10 percent of his customers. Between this guy and Ashley Dupre, the Post really is an employer of hos.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
I'm Awesome by SPOSE
get on this bandwagon! He's awesome!! I dedicate this to.....me. The swagger of a cripple!
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Chris Evans is Captain America
from Hollywood Wiretap:
Chris Evans has finally been selected to don the star-spangled superhero suit for "Captain America." After weeks of reports flying back and forth as to potential candidates, Marvel made an offer that Evans accepted last week. The deal, reports Variety, calls for the actor to star in at least three "Captain America" movies.
"The First Avenger: Captain America" is set to open on July 22, 2011. Paramount will distribute.
Evans would also reprise the role in "The Avengers," which will unite Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Thor (Chris Hemsworth) and the Incredible Hulk (Edward Norton) in one pic, notes Variety. That film is set for May 4, 2012.
Joe Johnston will direct "Captain America" from a script by Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely.
*Ed Norton? Really? They're really gonna run with that? That would totally kill it for me....I hate Ed Norton, whiny bitch....and I really hate the Incredible Hulk. Damm. Might be a dealbreaker.*
Monday, March 22, 2010
At Last!
Sacha and Isla got married!! from yahoo news:
Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher have quietly wed, according to Womans Day in Australia.
Cohen, 39, and Fisher, 34, who've been engaged for two years, said "I do" in front of a few close relatives in a private traditional Jewish ceremony in Paris last Monday.
"We did it we're married!" Fisher wrote in an email to friends the following day. "It was the absolute best day of my life and in so many beautiful moments I missed you all so much.
She added that their relationship works, despite the fact that it's unconventional.
"Instead of 'Hey, honey, did you pick up the dry cleaning?,' it was 'Did you get beaten up? Are you getting sued? Is there a warrant out for your arrest?' " she said of Cohen who, at the time, headlined the controversial comedy, Borat.
Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher have quietly wed, according to Womans Day in Australia.
Cohen, 39, and Fisher, 34, who've been engaged for two years, said "I do" in front of a few close relatives in a private traditional Jewish ceremony in Paris last Monday.
"We did it we're married!" Fisher wrote in an email to friends the following day. "It was the absolute best day of my life and in so many beautiful moments I missed you all so much.
She added that their relationship works, despite the fact that it's unconventional.
"Instead of 'Hey, honey, did you pick up the dry cleaning?,' it was 'Did you get beaten up? Are you getting sued? Is there a warrant out for your arrest?' " she said of Cohen who, at the time, headlined the controversial comedy, Borat.
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