How are you, Syclers? Enjoying yourselves? Here's what's happening:
Westboro Baptist Church, YOU DUN GOOFED (Anonymous is having your ass...you have been warned)
"Narnia" producer found dead in his bathroom
Steve Jobs not long for this world?
Can you believe that Katie and Tom shall celebrate their fifth wedding anniversay this year?
Jessica Simpson had her chance to really step up and shine while Britney was having her crazy fit and JS totally FAILED. Now looking to scope hubby #2, she has to stop being a fatty or else. Girl must like setting herself up to fail.
Blind Item!
BlindGossip – This celebrity couple is splitting, but we hear that some of the more recent arguments continue to be jaw-dropping. The couple was originally pushed into marriage due to an untimely pregnancy. However, it seems that not even having a child has softened Wifey’s attitude towards her soon-to-be-ex husband. “I should have had an ab*rtion when I had the chance!” she screamed at him during a recent fight. We wonder what Justin Bieber would think about that. We also wonder if the couple has put aside money for therapy for their child in the future.
In case you missed it, here's Britney spears' new video "Hold is against me" I CAN HAZ MOAR PRODUCT PLCMNT PLZ?:
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
The Spin Sycle for February 17 2011
Can you believe it's already halfway thru February, Syclers? Didn't we just have christmas??
Jessica Alba is having baby #2....proving that about all of Hollywood is pregnant right now.
Charlie Sheen has advice for Lilo. Lindsay, you should listen.
Billy Ray Cyrus wants to blame everyone but himself because he's a douche.
Did Lady Gaga lie about that email from Madonna concerning "Born this way?"
Justin Bieber just slit his own career throat
Here's a blind item for you:
BlindGossip –
This multi-hyphenate celebrity couple is sooo ovah. While they still make the occasional public appearance together, they have been residing in separate homes and leading completely separate lives for months now. There is big money involved, so no announcement of their split will be made until they untangle their finances. BTW, the real reason for the split is that he has been getting bolder and bolder about cheating on her. Even if their relationship was almost all business from the beginning, it was humiliating for her to discover that he was on the DL.
Jessica Alba is having baby #2....proving that about all of Hollywood is pregnant right now.
Charlie Sheen has advice for Lilo. Lindsay, you should listen.
Billy Ray Cyrus wants to blame everyone but himself because he's a douche.
Did Lady Gaga lie about that email from Madonna concerning "Born this way?"
Justin Bieber just slit his own career throat
Here's a blind item for you:
BlindGossip –
This multi-hyphenate celebrity couple is sooo ovah. While they still make the occasional public appearance together, they have been residing in separate homes and leading completely separate lives for months now. There is big money involved, so no announcement of their split will be made until they untangle their finances. BTW, the real reason for the split is that he has been getting bolder and bolder about cheating on her. Even if their relationship was almost all business from the beginning, it was humiliating for her to discover that he was on the DL.
Monday, February 14, 2011
St. Valentine's Day Spin Sycle Edition!!!
Happy Love day, Syclers!! I want you to know how much I appreciate you! Happy hearts and joy to you today!
Lilo got a Valentine by getting a new judge for her possible probation violation hearing
See Cynthia Nixon and her fiancee's baby valentine
If you didn't watch the Grammys, see who won here
Considering the source (MTO) take this with a grain of salt BUT Jay Z and Beyonce separating? You know it would be all about the kids issue. Have the children, Bey! Don't wait too long! I'll tell you from experience that it's very very painful when you can't have children like the textbooks say you are supposed to! Reproductive specialists are so full of shit! That's a huge issue Syclers! work that out before you tie that knot! Not a happy Valentine.
Here's Lady Gaga's performance of "Born This Way" at the Grammys, a song that Spin personally thinks she tried a little too hard with. Maybe it's a Valentine for everybody else? The new Gay National Anthem? We shall have to see what Gaga does after this, methinks she has hit her peak , having got all of us to pay attention to her, now she shall have to work even harder to keep that attention musically, not with just cheap and cheesy theatrics:
Lilo got a Valentine by getting a new judge for her possible probation violation hearing
See Cynthia Nixon and her fiancee's baby valentine
If you didn't watch the Grammys, see who won here
Considering the source (MTO) take this with a grain of salt BUT Jay Z and Beyonce separating? You know it would be all about the kids issue. Have the children, Bey! Don't wait too long! I'll tell you from experience that it's very very painful when you can't have children like the textbooks say you are supposed to! Reproductive specialists are so full of shit! That's a huge issue Syclers! work that out before you tie that knot! Not a happy Valentine.
Here's Lady Gaga's performance of "Born This Way" at the Grammys, a song that Spin personally thinks she tried a little too hard with. Maybe it's a Valentine for everybody else? The new Gay National Anthem? We shall have to see what Gaga does after this, methinks she has hit her peak , having got all of us to pay attention to her, now she shall have to work even harder to keep that attention musically, not with just cheap and cheesy theatrics:
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Thursday, February 10, 2011
The Spin Sycle for Friday February 11 2011
Ready for Valentine's Day Syclers? Are you?
The Logan's Run remake is really happening!!!!I am so stoked! Ryan Gosling has been cast as Logan 5. Need to catch up? Read the original book or rent the first movie.
Britney Spears says she's boring
Katie Holmes wants another baby and here's someone to bitch about it
John Travolta being obvious in front of Kelly?
Your blind item for today: NewYorkPost –
Which barely closeted gay male movie actor recently had a passionate affair with a woman while spending time in Europe?
The Logan's Run remake is really happening!!!!I am so stoked! Ryan Gosling has been cast as Logan 5. Need to catch up? Read the original book or rent the first movie.
Britney Spears says she's boring
Katie Holmes wants another baby and here's someone to bitch about it
John Travolta being obvious in front of Kelly?
Your blind item for today: NewYorkPost –
Which barely closeted gay male movie actor recently had a passionate affair with a woman while spending time in Europe?
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Frozen Spin Sycle for February 10 2011
It's cold Syclers!!! Hope you're warm wherever you are!!
Did anyone NOT see the impending divorce of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson coming? Who won the pool?
Lindsay Lohan went to court. Look bitch, stop putting yourself in situations where you end up in trouble. It's that simple. Be responsible for yourself. Stand up straight too, I can't stand the way you hunch yourself.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes used to get kinky on his bus. Not in the way you are thinking.
Charlie Sheen to pay his crew during two week hiatus of Two and a Half Men
Katy Perry & Russell Brand seeing a marriage counselor?
See Alanis Morisette's baby boy Ever!
Did anyone NOT see the impending divorce of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson coming? Who won the pool?
Lindsay Lohan went to court. Look bitch, stop putting yourself in situations where you end up in trouble. It's that simple. Be responsible for yourself. Stand up straight too, I can't stand the way you hunch yourself.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes used to get kinky on his bus. Not in the way you are thinking.
Charlie Sheen to pay his crew during two week hiatus of Two and a Half Men
Katy Perry & Russell Brand seeing a marriage counselor?
See Alanis Morisette's baby boy Ever!
Monday, February 7, 2011
Just spreading the word
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Josh Brolin is awesome
Catholic? Now you can have "Priest in a pocket"
Speaking of the C of $, read "The Apostate" here
Real Life Scene Wolf
And a treat for you if you missed it! Some CDAN blind item reveals!
This thought provoking A list television talk show host and stand up comedian recently broke off a relationship he was having with a model barely out of her teens. About 30 minutes after they broke up, he arranged for a towing company to find the Bentley he had leased her and have it towed to his place. His words to his assistant were, "If she ain't f**kin' me, than she isn't driving the Bentley. When it comes back, get it washed, because I will have a new driver for it by the end of tonight."
Bill Maher
I don't know if this overrated B list actress is this former A list singer and now B list actor's girlfriend or friend or beard or just a f**k buddy. I do know though that she bought him a $25,000 c**k ring for Christmas. It has diamonds. Those might leave a mark. Just sayin'.
Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake
This former A list singer is providing her boyfriend with $10,000 a month living expenses. You know, in addition to everything else she pays for.
Jessica Simpson
Friday, February 4, 2011
Happy Year of the Rabbit!
Happy Bunny Year, Syclers!! Are you a rabbit? Personally, I love bunnies....but I could never have one as a pet, the fur makes my sinuses crazy :( Here's hoping for a great year in fortune, work and health!
Where I am is covered in ice today plus my water heater blew. Great way to start Year of the rabbit, amirite? But bonus: No work! Everywhere is closed.
Of course Charlie Sheen is furious about being told that he has to go to detox. He's Charlie Sheen! (Dude, not trying to rain more on you.....but you're starting to get that elderly look...)
Our favorite idiots, Beavis & Butthead are returning to TV! That's right! get ready for more huh-huh-huh-huh-huh snort CORNHOLIO!!!
Lady Gaga to duet with Muse? EPIC
For your LULZ Texans try to pronounce Wisconsin city names:
Where I am is covered in ice today plus my water heater blew. Great way to start Year of the rabbit, amirite? But bonus: No work! Everywhere is closed.
Of course Charlie Sheen is furious about being told that he has to go to detox. He's Charlie Sheen! (Dude, not trying to rain more on you.....but you're starting to get that elderly look...)
Our favorite idiots, Beavis & Butthead are returning to TV! That's right! get ready for more huh-huh-huh-huh-huh snort CORNHOLIO!!!
Lady Gaga to duet with Muse? EPIC
For your LULZ Texans try to pronounce Wisconsin city names:
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Spin Sycle for February 2 2011
Did you watch the groundhog this morning? supposedly it's an early spring! wouldn't know it right now though, with it so damm cold!
Is Lindsay Lohan about to be busted for stealing?
Craigy Ferg has a new son
Terrance Howard soon to be back on the market
Poor Anderson Cooper got punched by an angry mob of Egyptians...so did Katie Couric and Christine Amanpour
*NSFW* Tila Tequila has a sex tape. I know, I know, what took so long?
your blind item for today:
NewYorkPost – Which television diva who brags nonstop about her svelte body is secretly addicted to laxatives?
Is Lindsay Lohan about to be busted for stealing?
Craigy Ferg has a new son
Terrance Howard soon to be back on the market
Poor Anderson Cooper got punched by an angry mob of Egyptians...so did Katie Couric and Christine Amanpour
*NSFW* Tila Tequila has a sex tape. I know, I know, what took so long?
your blind item for today:
NewYorkPost – Which television diva who brags nonstop about her svelte body is secretly addicted to laxatives?
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Spin Sycle for February 1 2011
Happy February Syclers!!!
WTF happened to Cyndi Lauper's face??? Bad chemical peel?
Mariah Carey is having the dream....a boy and a girl
"W" says Kim Kardashian should STFU. Especially since porn isn't anything new to the bitch. How did she get famous again? oh yeah....
Joaquin Phoenix to return to moviemaking in a weird role?
Here's Rihanna's latest video, S & M:
WTF happened to Cyndi Lauper's face??? Bad chemical peel?
Mariah Carey is having the dream....a boy and a girl
"W" says Kim Kardashian should STFU. Especially since porn isn't anything new to the bitch. How did she get famous again? oh yeah....
Joaquin Phoenix to return to moviemaking in a weird role?
Here's Rihanna's latest video, S & M:
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Spin Sycle Weekend Edition
Hope you're having a great time Syclers!
The man who started Renaissance fairs in the U.S. in 1963, died at 80 years of age.
another boybander came out of the closet. does anyone care anymore?
A Batman 4?
A new Superman has been chosen
Jennifer Aniston enjoys knitting. Don't all spinsters?
Britney Spears acts as bridesmaid
The man who started Renaissance fairs in the U.S. in 1963, died at 80 years of age.
another boybander came out of the closet. does anyone care anymore?
A Batman 4?
A new Superman has been chosen
Jennifer Aniston enjoys knitting. Don't all spinsters?
Britney Spears acts as bridesmaid
Friday, January 28, 2011
He's Charlie Sheen, Bitch!!
Charlie the MaSheen checked into rehab....again. I don't know why i stan for you, Charlie.....you don't even know that I exist! But it's ok. I don't believe much of what an attention Whore says and porn stars are just glory whores. I don't want to marry you, just hang out. anyway, This is for you, you crazy beast:
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Spin Sycle for January 28 2011
Hey Syclers! Are you having fun?
Playboy really needs an image makeover, get its style updated. I think that Hef is old and busted and needs to bring in someone who would be younger to really uphold the Playboy image. Charlie Sheen is the perfect guy to be a new spokesperson/image for the Playboy brand. Think about it! Charlie already does all the things Hef has done and could sell the Playboy lifestyle to not only the old fans but to the young guys easily, continuing Hef's legacy. I'm not saying he should take over, but he would be the best to pick up and update the image as a spokesman/frontman for the enterprise. He could quit his sitcom and do a late night series maybe on the Playboy channel, like Hef used to to...maybe host bands, poets, interview actors and politicans all with naked/scantily clad women around. I'd watch that! It's a good idea! Somebody make this happen and pay me for the idea!
Pot, meet kettle (Jenna vs. Chelsea)
Rupert Grint to change his haircolor? Don't do it!! It's what makes you unique and special!
Will Gayle King be pushed aside?
Playboy really needs an image makeover, get its style updated. I think that Hef is old and busted and needs to bring in someone who would be younger to really uphold the Playboy image. Charlie Sheen is the perfect guy to be a new spokesperson/image for the Playboy brand. Think about it! Charlie already does all the things Hef has done and could sell the Playboy lifestyle to not only the old fans but to the young guys easily, continuing Hef's legacy. I'm not saying he should take over, but he would be the best to pick up and update the image as a spokesman/frontman for the enterprise. He could quit his sitcom and do a late night series maybe on the Playboy channel, like Hef used to to...maybe host bands, poets, interview actors and politicans all with naked/scantily clad women around. I'd watch that! It's a good idea! Somebody make this happen and pay me for the idea!
Pot, meet kettle (Jenna vs. Chelsea)
Rupert Grint to change his haircolor? Don't do it!! It's what makes you unique and special!
Will Gayle King be pushed aside?
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Spin Sycle for January 26 2011
Tell me what you think of this, Syclers!!
Troy Aikman is getting divorced. Who wants to start the pool on how long before he comes out?
Penelope Cruz is a mother
You'll never guess what Lady Gaga's fragrance draws from. Lady GagGag indeed.
Jennifer Aniston wants you to know that she is not adopting a child.
Trent Reznor has an Oscar nomination for best musical score. Guess he's down in it now.
Troy Aikman is getting divorced. Who wants to start the pool on how long before he comes out?
Penelope Cruz is a mother
You'll never guess what Lady Gaga's fragrance draws from. Lady GagGag indeed.
Jennifer Aniston wants you to know that she is not adopting a child.
Trent Reznor has an Oscar nomination for best musical score. Guess he's down in it now.
Monday, January 24, 2011
Jack Lalanne
Dead at 96. My mother used to do these workouts when they ran on tv and i'd do them with her or at least try to....a small child bores easily!
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Spin Sycle Weekend Edition
Hey Syclers! Check this out!!
Posh is the total picture of glowing imminent motherhood
Ke$ha is a liar?
Oprah is making a huge announcement on her show Monday about some personal secret. Does anyone care?
Madonna is no longer funding or supporting the $15 million school in Malawi that she proposed. Cheap bitch?
George Clooney was married once, found it full of fail
Kevin Smith's film "Red State" to be picketed at film festival
Posh is the total picture of glowing imminent motherhood
Ke$ha is a liar?
Oprah is making a huge announcement on her show Monday about some personal secret. Does anyone care?
Madonna is no longer funding or supporting the $15 million school in Malawi that she proposed. Cheap bitch?
George Clooney was married once, found it full of fail
Kevin Smith's film "Red State" to be picketed at film festival
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Spin Sycle for January 20 2011
Here you go, Syclers! Be sure to tell me what you think!
Sasha Baron Cohen to play Saddam Hussein. This is a pretty brave role to take on.
Sandra Bullock knew all about Jesse James and Kat Von D. engagement.
Beyonce wants you to believe her BS
Kim Kardashian says being a Teen Mom is bad and if you really want to be popular, get taped while having sex....twice....then cry that those tapes were "accidentally" leaked online. U mad u didn't think of it, Kim?
Another Kardashian, to follow in Kim's footsteps, is about to become a whore.
Don't forget your Starburst
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Sasha Baron Cohen to play Saddam Hussein. This is a pretty brave role to take on.
Sandra Bullock knew all about Jesse James and Kat Von D. engagement.
Beyonce wants you to believe her BS
Kim Kardashian says being a Teen Mom is bad and if you really want to be popular, get taped while having sex....twice....then cry that those tapes were "accidentally" leaked online. U mad u didn't think of it, Kim?
Another Kardashian, to follow in Kim's footsteps, is about to become a whore.
Don't forget your Starburst
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Wednesday, January 19, 2011
The Spin Sycle for January 19 2011
What's happening Syclers! Here's what's going on:
Anne Hathaway to play Catwoman in the new Batman movie. Gross. Bad choice.
Lamar Odom wanted a "classy relationship".....I say he tossed that out the window once he hooked up with the giant troll
Owen Wilson named his son something normal.
Is Justin Timberlake looking for greener pastures? When is he releasing a new album?
Anne Hathaway to play Catwoman in the new Batman movie. Gross. Bad choice.
Lamar Odom wanted a "classy relationship".....I say he tossed that out the window once he hooked up with the giant troll
Owen Wilson named his son something normal.
Is Justin Timberlake looking for greener pastures? When is he releasing a new album?
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
The Spin Sycle for January 18 2011
Can you believe that it's already halfway thru January in 2011 Syclers???
Pink on the beach with her baby belly
Regis Philbin is leaving Live! and I cry because his crazy was truly entertaining
Selena and the Bieber doing the horizontal bop?
Giuliana, honey, contact me about DHEA....it might help you with your baby quest
Surprise! Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban had another baby
OctoMom is now a porn star.
Pink on the beach with her baby belly
Regis Philbin is leaving Live! and I cry because his crazy was truly entertaining
Selena and the Bieber doing the horizontal bop?
Giuliana, honey, contact me about DHEA....it might help you with your baby quest
Surprise! Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban had another baby
OctoMom is now a porn star.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
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