The Spin Sycle Weekend Edition!

It's raining where I am, Syclers but maybe we can get the wash done!

Lights
One of Charlie Sheen's goddesses left his house.  Spoiler: Then she came back.

Charlie Sheen knows how to market himself.  He's crazy like a fox, with tiger blood.

Mariah Carey returning the money she received from Quaddaffi for performing for him.  Spin wants to know where exactly she's returning the money.

Trent Reznor to play a vampire?

This guy is 76 and is a porn star.  Awww yeah.

Darks
Lindsay Lohan refuses to take any deal with jail time involved.  We'll see how this goes.

I didn't know Wayne Brady had gotten divorced.

Needs Bleach:
Avril Lavigne engaged to Brody Jenner?

Bravos' next destination for Real Housewives: San Francisco.  Yes, teh gheys are invited.

See the new mansion Charlie Sheen bought.  seriously, a lot of bleach should be used to clean, and often.

Delicates
NewYorkPost – Which A-list actors are members of the new Hollywood  clique? All have either married or dated high-profile women in Tinseltown.  *translation: it's a new gay clique where all the members have beards*

BlindGossip – During his radio show, Howard Stern and Robin Quivers discussed American Idol:

During their discussion… Howard told Robin that he knew why Jennifer Lopez took the judging gig — but he didn’t feel comfortable repeating it on the air. Robin demanded to know, so Howard scribbled the reason on a piece of paper and had Gary carry the note over. Robin was shocked: “Get out of here! Wow…that’s amazing.”

Why do you think Jennifer Lopez really took the gig on American Idol? *popular guess is that Skeletor Marc Anthony both physically and verbally abuses Jennifer Lopez...which is weird since she starred in that movie "Enough"*

Spin Sycle for March 4 2011

What's in the wash today, Syclers!  Let's look!

Lights

Charlie Sheen holds the record for being the fastest to get 1 million followers on Twitter.  I am one of them. Start using tiger blood a lot.  and #WINNING!

Johnny Depp praises Angelina Jolie as a great mother 

Here's The new album, Femme Fatale by Britney Spears.  Track listings. Doesn't it sound like it should be a perfume?

Darks

Micheal Lohan is doing Celebrity Rehab??

Needs Bleach

Wait, there's really going to be a Welcome Back Kotter reunion?  welcome Welcome back?

The Spin Sycle for March 2 2011

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What's in the wash today Syclers, let's have a look!

Lights
Charlie Sheen is now on Twitter!!!  I know I'm following that hot mess! @charlie sheen

How long before one of Charlie's "goddesses" turns up pregnant?

Darks
Christina Aguilara got dirrty drunk, arrested but will not be prosecuted

Katie Holmes to sue for libel.  She is not a drug addict.

Remember Heather "Hopalong" Mills?  If you weren't convinced she is a horrible person before, then here's your proof:  She lied about Sir Paul beating her. Didn't we already know that?

Jane Russell died.

Delicates
If this former A list female singer goes to rehab, it won't be just for booze. There is a lot more going on than just drinking. (CDAN)  *wanna bet it's XTina?*

Spin Sycle for March 1 2011

what's shakin Syclers!!  Here's what's on the line:

Lights
In case you missed it, like me, here are the results of the 2011 oscars.  Highlights included no real surprises, Best actor went to Colin Firth for The King's speech, Best Actress went to Natalie Portman for Black Swan, Best Animated film went to Toy Story 3, Best Director went to Tom Hooper for The King's Speech and The King's Speech took Best Picture.  The Social Network won best writing/adapted screenplay.

Here's Brad Pitt wearing the pendant that Angelina designed for him

Darks
Mel Gibson is about to be charged with domestic violence

watch the end of John Galliano's career here

Needs Bleach
I don't care if this was posted earlier, I need more bleach.  Will.I.Am and Britney Spears collaborating on a song together is either tracktastic or gross.  Not sure which.

Hand Wash
Here's Lady Gaga's latest video, Born This Way:

Spin Sycle Sunday Funday!

Enjoy Turkish Dad dancing!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

What is hanging on the lines, Syclers?  Let's see!

Darks
It's really hard to stan for you, Charlie Sheen, when you are acting like an arrogant dictator but most especially when you cost many people their jobs.  That's all you, directly your fault, because you don't know when to keep your mouth shut.  Are you going to pay them for the rest of the season that didn't happen since it's your fault the show was cut, Charlie?  I think that's the least you could do.

That's a mighty fine marriage you have for yourself there, Katy Perry

Lights
a new little KISS member to be added to the family for Paul Stanley.  I sooo want to see KISS at the Houston Rodeo this year.

Angelina Jolie having a special diamond pendant made for Brad Pitt.  Hope she didn't mean it as a surprise

Needs Bleach
The Kardashian giant troll wishes to procreate.  Khloe smash.

Want to live in London while renting a place from a Qaddaffi son?  But why not  ;P

Delicates
Ted C blind item that might be Jessica Simpson, don't bitch because it's Ted C.  You've been warned.




Be sure to let me know what you think of the new format!  email me or leave a comment!

Spin Sycle for February 25 2011

Let's see what we have in the wash, Syclers!!

Lights
David wants Courtney Cox back.  Sweet or desperate?

Man who threatened "South Park" for image of Muhammed gets jail time.  Ha ha.

Darks
Charlie Sheen, honey, you're beginning to sound a bit crazy....maybe reign it in just a little?  I'm blaming you, Martin.  This is your fault you know.

Let's all take a moment, what with Chris Brown having his restraining order with Rihanna relaxed, to remember what he did to her.  When a man does this to you, nothing is worth staying with him.  This is not love.  This is manipulation and brute force.

Needs Bleach
Teen Mom's Amber has naked pics online.  Prepare to shudder.  When you're a mother, no matter what your age, maybe it's a bad idea to have naked pics of yourself on your phone.

Delicates
Blind item that is too long to post might  be about Tom Cruise, click here to read.  Don't bitch because it's a Ted C blind.  You've been warned.

And this one might be Britney:
LaineyGossip – Everyone’s expecting the next wave of straight up psycho to hit any time now, or at least just as soon as her current romance sours. Especially those who had experience with it last time, seeing as she keeps picking men who inevitably step out on her.

Her ex was cheating, and he wasn’t careful about. Word got out to a magazine because the other girl talked. She of course lost her f*cking sh*t. Complete meltdown. Which is not unusual, no. But you don’t let them see, right? You should never let them see.

What did she do?

Mega A List star calls up the editor. Of a tabloid. And wails her ass. WAILS. Screaming, cursing, threatening… and then this:

“I hope that bitch gets cancer. You can print that.”

Embarrassing, right?

Amazingly, they spared her the humiliation and did not publish the quote. But the publicist owed some favours after that. And next time, with a new regime, she may not be so lucky.

Don't Panic Syclers!

I'm going to be trying out a new format, maybe two....so don't worry that you're at the wrong spot.  Just want to do a little updating and spring cleaning so to speak.

Lights


Alyssa Milano is pregnant!

Justin Bieber gets his hair cut, now Jennifer Aniston.  Conspiracy?

Kylie Minogue to become a mother?

Darks


Rosie O'Donnell is single again.  Run for your life!!!

Men of England, run for your lives and save your wedding tackle!!  Courtney Love is on the hunt!


Needs Bleach


Martin Sheen does the most useless thing he can for Charlie

Weird celebrity phobias

Spin Sycle for Tuesday February 22 2011

How ya doin Syclers!!

Charlie Sheen is lonely

John Travolta really is balding

Angelina from Jersey Shore faked her engagement

Rod Stewart & Stevie Nicks to tour together.....yes you MUST see this show!

Is Pari$ Hilton getting engaged before her BF has to go to prison?

From the Daily Fail:  Is Katie Holmes ready to run?

Whoever put Brooklyn Decker in this jumpsuit monstrosity needs to be shot.

Your Weekend Edition of the Spin Sycle

How are you, Syclers?  Enjoying yourselves?  Here's what's happening:

Westboro Baptist Church,  YOU DUN GOOFED  (Anonymous is having your ass...you have been warned)

"Narnia" producer found dead in his bathroom

Steve Jobs not long for this world?

Can you believe that Katie and Tom shall celebrate their fifth wedding anniversay this year?

Jessica Simpson had her chance to really step up and shine while Britney was having her crazy fit and JS totally FAILED.  Now looking to scope hubby #2, she has to stop being a fatty or else.  Girl must like setting herself up to fail.

Blind Item!

BlindGossip – This celebrity couple is splitting, but we hear that some of the more recent  arguments continue to be jaw-dropping. The couple was originally pushed into marriage due to an untimely pregnancy. However, it seems that not even having a child has softened Wifey’s attitude towards her soon-to-be-ex husband. “I should have had an ab*rtion when I had the chance!” she screamed at him during a recent fight. We wonder what Justin Bieber would think about that. We also wonder if the couple has put aside money for therapy for their child in the future.

In case you missed it, here's Britney spears' new video "Hold is against me"  I CAN HAZ MOAR PRODUCT PLCMNT PLZ?:

The Spin Sycle for February 17 2011

Can you believe it's already halfway thru February, Syclers?  Didn't we just have christmas??

Jessica Alba is having baby #2....proving that about all of Hollywood is pregnant right now.

Charlie Sheen has advice for Lilo.  Lindsay, you should listen.

Billy Ray Cyrus wants to blame everyone but himself because he's a douche.

Did Lady Gaga lie about that email from Madonna concerning "Born this way?"

Justin Bieber just slit his own career throat

Here's a blind item for you:

BlindGossip – This multi-hyphenate celebrity couple is sooo ovah. While they still make the occasional public appearance together, they have been residing in separate homes and leading completely separate lives for months now. There is big money involved, so no announcement of their split will be made until they untangle their finances. BTW, the real reason for the split is that he has been getting bolder and bolder about cheating on her. Even if their relationship was almost all business from the beginning, it was humiliating for her to discover that he was on the DL.

St. Valentine's Day Spin Sycle Edition!!!

Happy Love day, Syclers!!  I want you to know how much I appreciate you!  Happy hearts and joy to you today!

Lilo got a Valentine by getting a new judge for her possible probation violation hearing

See Cynthia Nixon and her fiancee's baby valentine

If you didn't watch the Grammys,  see who won here

Considering the source (MTO) take this with a grain of salt BUT  Jay Z and Beyonce separating?  You know it would be all about the kids issue.  Have the children, Bey!  Don't wait too long!  I'll tell you from experience that it's very very painful when you can't have children like the textbooks say you are supposed to!  Reproductive specialists are so full of shit! That's a huge issue Syclers!  work that out before you  tie that knot!  Not a happy Valentine.

Here's Lady Gaga's performance of "Born This Way" at the Grammys,  a song that Spin personally thinks she tried a little too hard with.  Maybe it's a Valentine for everybody else?  The new Gay National Anthem?  We shall have to see what Gaga does after this, methinks she has hit her peak , having got all of us to pay attention to her, now she shall have to work even harder to keep that attention musically, not with just cheap and cheesy theatrics:




 

The Spin Sycle Weekend Edition!

Enjoy this awesome song "The Stroke" from Billy Squier:

The Spin Sycle for Friday February 11 2011

Ready for Valentine's Day Syclers?  Are you?

The Logan's Run remake is really happening!!!!I am so stoked!  Ryan Gosling has been cast as Logan 5.  Need to catch up?  Read the original book or rent the first movie.

Britney Spears says she's boring

Katie Holmes wants another baby and here's someone to bitch about it

John Travolta being obvious in front of Kelly?

Your blind item for today:  NewYorkPost – 
Which barely closeted gay male movie actor recently had a passionate affair with a woman while spending time in Europe?

Frozen Spin Sycle for February 10 2011

It's cold Syclers!!!  Hope you're warm wherever you are!!

Did anyone NOT see the impending divorce of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson coming?  Who won the pool?

Lindsay Lohan went to court.  Look bitch, stop putting yourself in situations where you end up in trouble.  It's that simple.  Be responsible for yourself.  Stand up straight too, I can't stand the way you hunch yourself.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes used to get kinky on his bus.  Not in the way you are thinking.

Charlie Sheen to pay his crew during two week hiatus of Two and a Half Men

Katy Perry & Russell Brand seeing a marriage counselor?

See Alanis Morisette's baby boy Ever!

Just spreading the word

see more Memebase

Josh Brolin is awesome

Catholic?  Now you can have "Priest in a pocket"

Speaking of the C of $, read "The Apostate" here

Real Life Scene Wolf

And a treat for you if you missed it!  Some CDAN blind item reveals!

This thought provoking A list television talk show host and stand up comedian recently broke off a relationship he was having with a model barely out of her teens. About 30 minutes after they broke up, he arranged for a towing company to find the Bentley he had leased her and have it towed to his place. His words to his assistant were, "If she ain't f**kin' me, than she isn't driving the Bentley. When it comes back, get it washed, because I will have a new driver for it by the end of tonight."

Bill Maher


I don't know if this overrated B list actress is this former A list singer and now B list actor's girlfriend or friend or beard or just a f**k buddy. I do know though that she bought him a $25,000 c**k ring for Christmas. It has diamonds. Those might leave a mark. Just sayin'.

Jessica Biel & Justin Timberlake


This former A list singer is providing her boyfriend with $10,000 a month living expenses. You know, in addition to everything else she pays for.

Jessica Simpson

Happy Year of the Rabbit!

Happy Bunny Year, Syclers!!  Are you a rabbit?  Personally, I love bunnies....but I could never have one as a pet, the fur makes my sinuses crazy  :(  Here's hoping for a great year in fortune, work and health!

Where I am is covered in ice today plus my water heater blew.  Great way to start Year of the rabbit, amirite?  But bonus: No work!  Everywhere is closed.

Of course Charlie Sheen is furious about being told that he has to go to detox.  He's Charlie Sheen!  (Dude, not trying to rain more on you.....but you're starting to get that elderly look...)

Our favorite idiots, Beavis & Butthead are returning to TV!  That's right!  get ready for more huh-huh-huh-huh-huh  snort    CORNHOLIO!!!

Lady Gaga to duet with Muse?  EPIC

For your LULZ Texans try to pronounce Wisconsin city names:

Spin Sycle for February 2 2011

Did you watch the groundhog this morning?  supposedly it's an early spring!  wouldn't know it right now though, with it so damm cold!

Is Lindsay Lohan about to be busted for stealing?

Craigy Ferg has a new son

Terrance Howard soon to be back on the market

Poor Anderson Cooper got punched by an angry mob of Egyptians...so did Katie Couric and Christine Amanpour

*NSFW* Tila Tequila has a sex tape.  I know, I know, what took so long?

your blind item for today:

NewYorkPost – Which television diva who brags nonstop about her svelte body is secretly addicted to laxatives?

Spin Sycle for February 1 2011

Happy February Syclers!!!

WTF happened to Cyndi Lauper's face??? Bad chemical peel?

Mariah Carey is having the dream....a boy and a girl

"W" says Kim Kardashian should STFU.  Especially since porn isn't anything new to the bitch.  How did she get famous again?  oh yeah....

Joaquin Phoenix to return to moviemaking in a weird role?

Here's Rihanna's latest video, S & M:

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hope you're having a great time Syclers!

The man who started Renaissance fairs in the U.S. in 1963, died at 80 years of age.

another boybander came out of the closet.  does anyone care anymore?

A Batman 4?

A new Superman has been chosen

Jennifer Aniston enjoys knitting.  Don't all spinsters?

Britney Spears acts as bridesmaid