Spin Sycle for Friday, February 17 2012

Hey Syclers!!! Ready for the weekend?

 you need to be aware of the awesomeness of Thomas Dolby

WTF is happening with the Colbert Report?

Rihanna and Chris Brown doing a song together?  Can't sure stupid

Jason Bateman welcomes his newborn daughter, Maple Syrup......I mean Maple Sylvie.

Hasn't Hillary Duff been pregnant for like, 2 years now?

Sean Penn is still an idiot, doesn't know when to shut his mouth

Say what you mean in the comments!!

Happy St. Valentine's Day, Syclers!!!

Here's my Luv Day cards to you






Have a wonderful and safe St. Valentine's day!

Spin Sycle Weekend

Hey Syclers!!

So it seems that Blue Ivy luckily looks more like Beyonce


Nice frontlace, Bey

THIS, kids, is why you do not, NOT put naked pictures of yourself up or send them to anyone at all, be it phone or email (besides that fact that you could fuck yourself out of a job)

Madonna's always about the publicity....this time it's courtesy of M.I.A.

Enjoy your weekend!

UPDATE:  Whitney Houston has died at age 48  What did you do to yourself, Whitney?

Spin Sycle for Friday February 10 2012

Hey Syclers!! Gossip seems a little slow right now, have you noticed?

Does this picture of Macaulay Culkin bother you?  

Make it stop:  Blue Ivy to be trademarked.  Really people?

Halle Berry is engaged again

Kourtney Kardashian's second child is a girl



Haven't seen any pics of Becks with Victoria together in a while

Reese Witherspoon wants to be pregnant again

Enjoy Kanye West and Jay Z "Ni**ers in Paris*  (EPILEPSY WARNING)

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, February 7 2012

How you doing, Syclers?


Shenanigans, Bey?

Robert Downey Jr. has a new son

Is Lady Gaga's bad romance about to end?

Who is Rihanna trying to look like?

Prop 8 in California got shot down.  Mormons everywhere are pissed.

you should be aware of this song, Carwash

Spin Scyle for Friday, February 3 2012

Hey Syclers!! In case you have not been turned on to My Morning Jacket, please allow me to introduce you:



Roseanne Barr for president?

Madonna doesn't care about poor people just like Mittens Romney!

Jennifer Aniston is desperately trying to get pregnant?

Will and Jada not only splitting up but splitting up the kids too?

Hope you have a great Friday!!

Spin Sycle for Thursday February 2 2012

Hey Syclers!!!  Thinking about Valentine's Day yet?  Yeah, me neither.

Frances Bean confirms that Courtney Love is just plain crazy.

A Carter sister dies at the age of 25.  And just to horn it in a little more, here's a blind item about it:
[BlindGossip] More than one person in this family has achieved fame and success in the music industry, and several others have been television regulars. One of the members of the family recently passed at a very young age. While it is usual for families to ask for privacy when they are in mourning, this family is doing everything they can to cover upthe cause of de*th. It turns out that several members of the family have had similar struggles and they loathe the thought of having to discuss it in public.

SOLVED!

It’s Leslie Carter, sister of Nick Carter and Aaron Carter. Source: TMZ

We knew that Leslie was having a problem with drugs. TMZ is now reporting that the drug was Xanax., but our source named a different drug. Rather than speculate as to which source is correct, we will wait for the toxicology report. Both Nick and Aaron Carter have sought help for addiction and substance abuse issues in the past.

THIS Nicki Minaj video was banned by BET.  Great PR for her.  Warning for epileptics, lots of strobe, possible trigger



No, Snooki is not pregnant. You can breathe again.

Tilda Swinton signs on to play a vampire.  You know you want to see it.

Are the Travoltas having marriage trouble?

Penelope Cruz is judging you


Think you can make it to the weekend?

Spin Sycle for Monday January 30 2012

Hey Syclers!! Isn't cleaning the hell out of your house fun?  Oh well, worth is after all the work.

Let's start of with this blind item which makes me go O DAMM (from CDAN):
 What soon to be A list movie actor's girlfriend who is also moving up the list quite nicely is convinced that she can keep him from wanting guys. She told a friend of hers the other day that as long as she stays kinky enough he will want her and not any of the guys he used to date. Hey, it worked for Ashlee Simpson
 and Pete Wentz for awhile.

Jlo is useless, a hypocrite and obviously lives in her own little bubble

OctoMom's kids are "poop"

Enjoy M.I.A.'s new song Bad Girls

Xtina, honey, if you know it's shark week and you're gonna sing at somebody's funeral, PLEASE take proper precautions.  I wouldn't even have performed.

MDNA.  Madonna.  That is all.

Remember the Ferris Bueller tease?  It's a damm car ad.

Spin Sycle for Friday, January 27 2012

Here you go Syclers.  Epic? This better not be a tease for a damm car ad

Spin Sycle for Thursday, January 26 2012

Already a whole month after Xmas, Syclers!!!

Brad Pitt, atheist (psst young, constant indoctrination always kills the religion bug)

Demi Moore, anorexic?

Yes, Miley, we get it: You're having sex

Make it stop: Blue Ivy's godmother is Oprah

Cameron Diaz is crushed that Justin Timberlake never proposed to her?

Just because Spin finds it sweet, Gary Oldman with his wife:


Enjoy Mayor Hawthorne "The Walk" (great song, bad video)

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, January 24 2012

Hey Syclers!  I didn't make any New Year's resolutions because I have no intention of stopping eating potato chips.  It would all be a damm lie, so why waste my time?  Anyhow, Happy Chinese New Year!!



We're gettin fingered by the sun, ya'll!

Whitney Houston is broke

Puppy Bowl lineup has been released!

Britney Spears' conservatorship to end when her new marriage begins

Khloe Kardashian's biological father is her mom's hairdresser?


Solved Blind Item and frankly this is what you get with the $citard school of parenting:
BlindGossip – Which celebrity couple has relinquished control of the family to their offspring? This goes beyond spoiling. They let the child/children make all their own  decisions about schools, food, clothing, travel, and activities.  Before you know it, the kid/kids will be picking the parents’ films and paying off their credit cards. The parents seem to think that the decision-making will result in more self-assured adult/s. However, right now it’s just the tail wagging the dog. Other family members are concerned that some of these decisions may be endangering the health and safety of all involved.

SOLVED!

It’s Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith and Jaden Smith and Willow Smith! Source: BG

Unimportant: Math, school, bedtime, stability

Important: Acting, singing, fame, hair-whipping

This is an old blind item and may not be the most shocking blind item reveal ever, but we thought the timing was right to solve it.

That’s because while this family is all pretty on the outside, they’ve been a mess on the inside for a couple of years now, and it’s getting tougher for them to keep it all a secret. Don’t expect to see anything from them in public except an intact, united front and lots of smiles. But do expect to see a few more Solved items on them this year.

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

What's up, Syclers!!!  Here's what's happening:

HUGE: Heidi Klum is going to divorce Seal....L'Amour est mort

Kelly Osbourne gets fuckered

Fantasia, honey, don't you know that if he cheats with you, he'll cheat on you?

Jennifer Lopez is a dumbass

Enjoy Etta James, Sunday kind of Love:

Spin Sycle for Friday January 20 2012

Hey SyclerS!!  Here's what's going on:

Even Beyonce's parents are already sick of hearing about Blue Ivy

Snooki really doesn't need all that makeup


are Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston pregnant at the same time?

I simply don't find Michael Fassbender attractive

Kardashian magazine is not happening

Human head, hand and feet found near Hollywood sign

Juliet's first hardcore song will rock your world:

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, January 18 2012

Already mid January Syclers!!!

Happy 90th Cake day, Betty White!


Khloe the Sasquatch begins fertility treatment in Dallas.  Which clinic is that again?

Paula Deen's cooking finally catches up to her;  The lesson is: Don't Eat Like Paula, Ya'll

Is the vampire thing going a little too far?  Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Is it just me or is Cameron Diaz looking a little gross these days?


What about Beyonce's "lighter skin" photos?  Anyone?

I do not give two shits if Rihanna wants to smoke a blunt

Old and busted: Amsterdam   New hotness: Czech Republic

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  What's going on?

Tila Tequila is like a rash that you think has finally gone away for good then appears once more as a bigger, uglier blister

Really, people?  Come on now, you can do better about Blue Ivy than this

Sinead O'Conner vows to never love again, ever

Stephen Colbert running for president?

Jessica Simpson to have a scheduled C-section

More $citard looniness

Blind Item:

[CDAN] This A list celebrity couple is taking a break. Apparently the new baby in their life has caused some post partum depression for the mother and she really does not want to be around her significant other so they are spending all their time apart for now except when required for some type of previously scheduled joint appearance. Apparently the mother is also seeing the same doctor who treated this B++ actress who is married to a has been A+ movie actor.

A list celebrity couple:

B++ actress:

A+ actor:

Here's a little more Jonte!

Spin Sycle for Thursday, January 12 2012

Jeez Syclers, this year has gotten off to a bad start!  My poor Georgey cat died, hit by a car.  For the love a little cat:




Hang on all you Star Wars geeks!  the porn version is real!

Oh the derp that is springing from Jay Z and Beyonce's hospital birthing fiasco.

Madonna releasing her 12th album

Katy Perry's parents are truly insufferable

Is Jennifer Aniston single again already?

Here's a blind item reveal:

SOLVED!

[BlindGossip] While the members of this famous family certainly resemble each other, there is one family member with a unique physical characteristic that differentiates them from their more famous sibling/s. There have been rumblings about this for a long time, but it has finally been confirmed by parent to child: that the child is, in fact, the product of an affair one of their parents had long ago.  The child did not take the news well, and really resents having been lied to all these years. Given that certain members of the family tend to selectively overshare, it will be interesting to see if this information is ever publicly revealed, and – if it is – how it will be spun.

It’s Khloe Kardashian! Source: BlindGossip.com and everywhere

Parent: Kris Jenner

Child: Khloe Kardashian

Child’s More Famous Sibling: Kim Kardashian

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, January 11 2012

I still can't believe it's already 2012 Syclers!!!

Well, that's a relief.  At least Biebers career shall be short then

So it seems Blue Ivy is home now

Do you think Katie Holmes looks hot or old?

LEAVE ELIZABETH TAYLOR ALONE ALREADY!!!!

Jimmy Page is 68

Snoop got arrested for weed.....big deal, right?  IN TEXAS. TX is no joke about weed and it sucks.  NORML, where ya at?  Step it up and help Snoop out!!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!!  How's your new year?

So Beyonce is 10 months pregnant?  Are you fucking kidding me?  Can she not count?

Is Johnny Depp about to get put back on the market?  DIBS!!!!



Harry Connick Jr to guest star on Law & Order: SVU

Sienna Miller is pregnant.

Angelina Jolie: Maleficent?

Lady Gaga to release a new album this year.  Please don't let it suck.

Enjoy some David Guetta



**UPDATE**  Beyonce finally had the baby?

[BlindGossip] The arrival of a new baby is always a blessed event. This beautiful baby was born this week.

The baby was swaddled in a gender-neutral white blanket and wearing a white cap. While there was some last-minute chatter about it being a boy, we believe it is a girl, and will refer to her as such.

She appears to be of average height and weight, and, most importantly, is healthy. She has light skin, brown eyes, a good patch of dark hair on her head, and is eating well. Her eyes were a bit puffy at first, but she opens them when she is held upright. She has some sort of skin issue (a rash or stain), but it does not affect her overall health.

The baby’s name is still a mystery. She was originally referred to as Casey (possibly KC?), but we’ve also heard her called DJ (possibly TJ?). However, we don’t have any reason to believe that this is her actual name or initials.

The mother is resting comfortably, and the parents are thrilled. They are expected to keep things quiet for a few more days. Congratulations to all!

This is a BlindGossip.com exclusive report. We appreciate media outlets and bloggers properly crediting and linking to BlindGossip.com when discussing this story. Thank you!

And as of Today, January 8th 2012, Jay Z and Bey finally announce the birth of Blue Ivy (really?)

Spin Sycle for Friday, January 6 2011

January already Syclers?  Really?   I may be a bitchy ass, but when a neighbor's kid wants to say that they are sure they saw their dog in my back yard and I know for sure that the dog isn't there.....I don't even trust kids.  At least I know to keep my eyes open for stray children where they aren't supposed to be.  Well, let's get to it!

Drew Barrymore is engaged!  again.  at least she's picked a guy who got her to eat a steak.

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are engaged.  They seem so boring.

Justine Bieber is on his way to looking like a total douchebag

Teen Mom Trainwreck Amber is losing her home.  I'm having trouble mustering much sympathy



Gwenyth Paltrow wants to clean out your ass

Useless entitled ho is pregnant.  Yes, I mean Peaches Geldoff.  I still can't squeeze one out.

Another Teen Mom is pregnant again at 19.  You remember Leah, right?

Jeezus all this baby stuff is depressing.  Here's Jessie J with Domino:

Spin Sycle New Year's Edition!!!

Big stuff going on, Syclers!!  I'll be updating throughout the weekend so check back often!

Russell Brand has kicked Katy Perry to the curb!!!  What was she thinking, that she could change him?  I think she was too controlling of him, especially when she reportedly started telling him what he could'nt say in his shows!  Think he'll get funny again now that he dropped her?

oh and here's a solved blind item:

[BlindGossip] This celebrity has been doing the usual rounds of talk shows to discuss the upcoming awards season and to promote a new project. Because she is married to another celebrity, talk show interviews usually include a couple of standard questions about how her husband is doing. Not any more. They are separated, and talk show producers and hosts are under strict orders not to mention his name or their marriage.

Easy enough, right? Well, during a pre-interview, a pushy producer pressed their luck with the star and her publicist by saying that it would actually draw more attention to the split if the talk show host didn’t mention the spouse, and suggested a few innocuous name drops to avoid this. The furious star stood up, told her publicist “YOU deal with this sh*t!”, and stormed out of the room. The publicist dissuaded the producer, smoothed the star’s ruffled feathers, and the interview occurred without a single mention of the spouse’s name.

If the celebrity couple stays separated over the next couple of months, you may notice the conspicuous absence of her husband’s name – as well as the words “marriage”, “husband”, “children”, “separation”, and “divorce” – in her interviews. Her PR people certainly don’t want rumors about her marriage to overshadow her projects or interfere with potential awards. The biggest test will come if she actually wins an award. She won’t be able to hide the separation any longer if her husband doesn’t escort her to the awards show and/or if she doesn’t thank him during her speech.

SOLVED!

It’s Katy Perry and Russell Brand!

Comedic actor Russell Brand filed for divorce from singer Katy Perry this morning at the Los Angeles County Courthouse.

Beyonce may have given birth to Tiana May Carter.  Please don't let the child have Jay Z's face.

This must be said:  Snooki looks like ass


Cat fight to start at the Globes between Angelina and Madonna?  HMMMM!!!

The economy sux but I should get what I want!!  Enjoy this musical version of twitters bitching about xmas gifts (What the fuck, I wanted an iPhone)