Spin Sycle New Year's Edition!!!

Big stuff going on, Syclers!!  I'll be updating throughout the weekend so check back often!

Russell Brand has kicked Katy Perry to the curb!!!  What was she thinking, that she could change him?  I think she was too controlling of him, especially when she reportedly started telling him what he could'nt say in his shows!  Think he'll get funny again now that he dropped her?

oh and here's a solved blind item:

[BlindGossip] This celebrity has been doing the usual rounds of talk shows to discuss the upcoming awards season and to promote a new project. Because she is married to another celebrity, talk show interviews usually include a couple of standard questions about how her husband is doing. Not any more. They are separated, and talk show producers and hosts are under strict orders not to mention his name or their marriage.

Easy enough, right? Well, during a pre-interview, a pushy producer pressed their luck with the star and her publicist by saying that it would actually draw more attention to the split if the talk show host didn’t mention the spouse, and suggested a few innocuous name drops to avoid this. The furious star stood up, told her publicist “YOU deal with this sh*t!”, and stormed out of the room. The publicist dissuaded the producer, smoothed the star’s ruffled feathers, and the interview occurred without a single mention of the spouse’s name.

If the celebrity couple stays separated over the next couple of months, you may notice the conspicuous absence of her husband’s name – as well as the words “marriage”, “husband”, “children”, “separation”, and “divorce” – in her interviews. Her PR people certainly don’t want rumors about her marriage to overshadow her projects or interfere with potential awards. The biggest test will come if she actually wins an award. She won’t be able to hide the separation any longer if her husband doesn’t escort her to the awards show and/or if she doesn’t thank him during her speech.

SOLVED!

It’s Katy Perry and Russell Brand!

Comedic actor Russell Brand filed for divorce from singer Katy Perry this morning at the Los Angeles County Courthouse.

Beyonce may have given birth to Tiana May Carter.  Please don't let the child have Jay Z's face.

This must be said:  Snooki looks like ass


Cat fight to start at the Globes between Angelina and Madonna?  HMMMM!!!

The economy sux but I should get what I want!!  Enjoy this musical version of twitters bitching about xmas gifts (What the fuck, I wanted an iPhone)

Spin Sycle for Thursday December 29 2011

It's getting to the end of the year, Syclers!!  have any plans for the new year?

Beyonce is ready to birth that baby?

Katy Perry had a huge Xmas fight to where they spent the holiday apart.  Not good, guys.

Steven Tyler, Aerosmith frontman, got engaged and no one was happy about it

Owen Wilson takes his son to the playground

Robert Downey Jr is a big ol' softie

Blind Items!
[CDAN] This former almost A list female singer who does not do too badly for herself in her other endeavors now, gave her boyfriend a certain amount of money she wanted him to spend on her for Christmas. She even told him what she wanted and when she was planning on displaying it on public. Not only did the boyfriend not get what she wanted him to get, he apparently pocketed about 85% of the funds she gave him for the present and says he should get it as a bonus for his efforts this year.


*Spin's guess - Jessica Simpson*

(Panache Report)-

There is a surrogacy trend in Hollywood.  Allegedly, a certain couple hired a "donor concierge" a year ago.  This particular donor concierge caters to celebrities who value secrecy.  She also has access to an "elite" egg donor database (worldwide).  She can find any surrogate who closely fits your requirements.

Surrogates are usually paid between $50,000-$100,000 dollars. This particular couple paid a staggering $1 million dollars plus medical expenses.

The donor concierge (acting as an fixer) makes the money exchange and is responsible for discretion.

Who is the couple?

She's delusional with no self esteem.  Her non-single man doesn't live with her but she pays the rent on his residence.  Despite this, he refused to give her a key.

Women come and go.

If his baby mama gets out of hand, he plans to play a tug of war with the bundle of joy via a bitter custody battle.  The only way he will agree to give her full custody?  A cash settlement (allegedly).

Who is she?

Spin Sycle Holiday Edition

Hey Syclers, have you survived the holidays??  I've finally shaken away my death sickness! Don't forget, if you're gonna buy that fake engagement ring, put clear nail polish on the inside to keep her finger from turning green! Let's see what's happening:

Matthew McConaughey got engaged

He's also to appear as a stripper in "Magic Mike".  will you watch?

Crystal Harris and Hugh Hefner fight over a dog.

Maria Shriver having second thoughts about divorcing AH-nold?

Selena Gomez tweets after her mother's miscarriage

Here's DJ Earworm's mix for 2011 (be sure to click on the snowflake for extra holiday goodness):



Song List:
- Adele – Rolling In The Deep
- Adele – Someone Like You
- Black Eyed Peas – Just Can’t Get Enough
- Bruno Mars – Grenade
- Bruno Mars – The Lazy Song
- Britney Spears – Till The World Ends
- Cee Lo Green – F* You
- Enrique Iglesias – Tonight (I’m Lovin’ You)
- Foster the People – Pumped Up Kicks
- Jennifer Lopez – On The Floor
- Jeremih feat. 50 Cent – Down On Me
- Katy Perry – Firework
- Katy Perry – E.T.
- Katy Perry – Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)
- Lady Gaga – Born This Way
- LMFAO – Party Rock Anthem
- LMFAO – Sexy and I Know It
- Lupe Fiasco – The Show Goes On
- Maroon 5 – Moves Like Jagger
- Nicki Minaj – Super Bass
- OneRepublic – Good Life
- Pink – Raise Your Glass
- Pitbull – Give Me Everything
- Rihanna – S&M
- Rihanna – We Found Love

Spin Sycle Holiday Weekend Edition

What's up, Syclers??  I just finished Holiday shopping and wrapping.  Done!  Time for a drink.  Here's what's happening:

First, a blind item:

[CDAN] This couple is an A list couple. It is tough to describe them without giving them away, but they are A list and they have kid(s). I will say that the female in the couple is an A list movie actress who would not touch television. She might not even watch television. Probably too good for it. The couple, with our actress being the main instigator in this has decided that they do not want to show off their child to the public. I am not saying they only have one child, but I am not saying they have more. I will say though this becomes very obvious when you know the answer. The couple chooses to not show off this child because it is a special needs child and the couple have chosen to let the child spend the majority of time with nannies and other people and is generally ignored by the parents. As I said, it is primarily because of the mother, although the father is complicit. He does not want the relationship to end so goes along with whatever his wife says.

*Spin's guess: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban....haven't really seen or heard much about that second baby*

Teen Mom Amber to spend Xmas in jail.  Dumbass.

Keep up the good fight, Ricky Gervais

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Brad & Angie to make more babies?

Britney's ex Jason Alexander is still butthurt

Of course, the season wouldn't be complete without Suri Cruise's wish list from Santa.  HA!

2050th Post!!!

Hey Syclers!  I'm still sick!  Have to go to the bathroom with facial tissue stuffed up into my nose.  What the fuck is that about?  Anyway, it's not the holidays til there's Mr. Hanky

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Get More: SOUTH
PARKmore...

Good Night, Christopher Hitchens

Balls out

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, December 14 2011

Hey Syclers!  I am really sick right now, so what I have to offer you is this not so blind item.  Can you guess who it is?

[BlindGossip] She was brought in from outside the United States. She only speaks Spanish (or Portuguese?), and has a child who is approximately Kindergarten age. She is fairly attractive, looks like she is in her late twenties, and has thick, dark brown hair and medium-colored skin. You probably wouldn’t notice her if she was walking down the street. However, it doesn’t really matter what she looks like, as she is simply the Surrogate for a baby that is a genetic combination of the soon-to-be Mom and Dad.

The Surrogate is currently living on the Lower West Side of Manhattan with her first child in a very nice apartment. She is not married, and does not really know anyone in New York, but she does want to stay here once the birth is over.  The apartment is being paid for by the Couple. The Surrogate is well-cared for by a full-time staff person and there is always a doctor or nurse on call. She looks like she is approximately eight months pregnant, and is clearly much bigger than the Mom, who is simply playing pregnant.

By the way, the Mom was physically capable of bearing her own child, but she didn’t want to “ruin” her body.

Spin Sycle Weekend!

What's up Syclers?  Here's a blind item to get you going:

[Lainey Gossip] Would you still love him if you knew that he stomps around the set, holding up production, when his tea is brought to him at not the right temperature?  Would you still love him if you found out he delayed filming, and an entire crew, for several hours, because he had to have hislunch from a place that was off site so they had to drive there to get it and come back, only it was missing an ingredient and he sent it back? Would you still love him if he refused to report to set after visiting wardrobe and found out someone else had been joking around with his hat and he insisted it wasn’t sitting right on his head anymore?


*Spin's guess: Robert Downey Jr.*


This translates as "I got more $ for blow"


I guess 4th time's a charm?  With shaved head and all


Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, Khloe and Lamar are coming to Dallas.  KHLOE SMASH


Wait, I'm confused.  First Mitch Winehouse wants Lady Gaga to play Amy in a biopic then says there will never be a movie about Amy.  Which is it?


Ashton's StepDaughters hate him now for lying

Vivien Leigh was a modern woman

Enjoy this video; Heinz Automato 2:

Spin Sycle Friday, December 9 2011

Syclers, let me turn you on to Jonte`if you aren't acquainted yet.  Jonte`  is my first ever member of Spin Sycle Royalty.  Thanks, Tiff J!  Jonte` is an exquisite dancer and a pennacle performer.  Here's a few videos for you to enjoy, Ya Rude and High Kick Pow!











Needless to say, I'm a huge fan now.

Spin Sycle Flashback

What do you think this song is about Syclers?  It's from 1971....I somehow used to think that lime and coconut produced a narcotic effect.....Tell me in the comments!




and here's Little Green Bag:

Holiday Spin Sycle

Since the Holidays are here, Syclers, why not give the gift of gossip!!!  Here's some ideas:





    

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  Keeping busy?

Eddie Long's wife (you remember him, yet another preacher who was accused by several young men of coerced sex) filed for divorce, then removed then petition....now she's filed for divorce again.  Get a score card, this will be messy.

Seriously, where did the love go in R&B music?

Teen mom Farrah Abraham really needs to shut her mouth.  Oh fuck it, let the Kardashian media machine squash her.

HA HA  Ex Mrs. Charlie Sheen Brooke Mueller busted for Columbian marching powder possession

Beyonce wants you to know that she really is pregnant, fuck the haters

The Kardashian Media Machine wants you to know that they want to be taken seriously - KHLOE SMASH

Rachel Zoe wants to reproduce again

Here's Chris Lake's Sundown:

Spin Sycle for Thursday, December 1 2011

Happy December, Syclers!

Kris Humphries fires back by filing for annulment, claiming fraud

Former Colorado Sheriff arrested in meth for sex trade.  So typical.

Since Kourtney Kardashian has nothing better going with her life, she may as well have another baby.

Is Beyonce full of crap?  First she's supposed to give birth in February, now it's said she's due in December.



DELIBERATE PHOTO OP ALERT:


Is Britney getting engaged again?

Is Jennifer Aniston getting married again?  Maybe a beach theme?

It's the holiday season so expect a bunch more crap to be working it's way out Syclers!

Spin Sycle for Wednesday, November 30 2011

Hey Syclers!!  How are you?

Wyclef Jean's charity is too shady

Kris Humphries hates bad editing

Those pregnancy rumors about Rihanna are not dispelled with stuff like this

Patrice O'Neal has died at the age of 41



Conrad Murray is headed to prison

I, for one, am glad to see Lucy Liu working again!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Hey Syclers!  What's shakin?

As we all expected to hear sooner or later, Miley Cyrus is a stoner.

Really, T I?  I don't even....

Selena Gomez's mother is pregnant, yawn

Michael Lohan will finally shut up for a little while

And yet I can't squeeze out one. 

Kate Moss is too fucked up to get pregnant.  I thought most of the time it happened because she was too fucked up

Madonna has gone full circle, embarrasses her daughter Lourdes now.  What teen daughter isn't embarrassed by her mother?

Rest peacefully Andrea True, you helped to color my childhood....This song was a big part of my summers, hearing it at roller rinks, at amusement parks and playing miniature golf

Spin Sycle Thanksgiving!

Hey Syclers, I'm thankful for you!

The Karda$hian spin machine is at work, saying that Kris called Kim all kinds of things like "fat ass"...i know, right?



Watch out, Courtney Stodden, you're beginning to get a little thick in the middle!

Sharon Tate's engagement ring is going up for auction

Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari are re-engaged.  How sweet, they can share Summer's Eve together

Jessica Simpson has preggo porn tits

Here's a game for you to play!


see more Memebase and check out our Troll Face lols!

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Just for you Syclers!!

Spin Sycle: OWS Edition

I've thought about this for a little while, Syclers and this is the support that I offer for OWS.  These three videos I picked out carefully. You're having too many kneejerk reactions to police and media.  Slow it down and think things through more.  You'll get more support if you use your heads not your fists.  Make people listen but speaking softly and thoughtfully. Listen closely.



If you really really want media attention to come to you and really want the center spot of news, you need to do a hunger strike.  This gets your point out a lot faster and is more poignant with your message of social injustice and economic inequality.  Plus it will add a massive guilt factor.



Do you understand?  Put more punch into your message and stop with the violent outbursts.  Show that you mean it.  finally, This:  beware of the cult of personality.  You may need to unlearn what you've learned.  Think instead.



I hope you understand what I'm telling you and listen.  Good luck to you with your endeavors.  I support your right to peaceful assembly.

Oh yes, before I forget:  Monkey Crotch, monkey crotch, Jesus Christ, MONKEY CROTCH

Spin Sycle for Friday, November 18 2011

Hey Syclers!  Sorry for disappearing, a very dear friend was ill.  What's going on?

To no one's surprise and which was highly predictable, Demi and Ashton are officially divorcing.

SOLVED!

[BlindGossip] Don’t believe for one second that this couple has reconciled. Their open relationship has come back to bite them both in the butt. No, he’s not the only who cheated. Although the two agreed early on that straying outside the marital bed with “strangers” was acceptable, guess who two-timed her soon-to-be-ex hubby with one of his longtime friends? Hubby is so upset about this that he’s taken off his wedding ring but pretends to go to counseling to try to work things out. Wifey, on the other hand, while publicly maintaining that the couple is going to work things out, spends more time plotting image-saving strategies with her ex and her publicist. Hubby and Wifey are both a couple of liars. They are as likely to get back together as they are to win the marriage state championship.

Rachel Zoe's baby is terribly fashionable

Kris Humphries telling Kim K's secrets (like a fake butt)?

Tory Spelling's udders accidentally get posted online

Spin Sycle for Tuesday November 15 2011

I'm not ready for Thanksgiving, Syclers!!

Jessie James cheated? Color me SHOCKED

Too late, Rihanna, too late.

Blind item:  [CDAN] This Twilight actress is telling friends she is pregnant and desperately trying to hide it for a few more weeks.


How Mad Men will end

Pam Anderson to play the virgin mary.  I know, I lol'd too

Pink wants lots more children.  I can't even get out one.

Here's some dish on Demi Lavato and Justin Beiber.  Yes, it's actually interesting

So Jessica Simpson's pregnant but why isn't she getting married now?

That's what's up Syclers!  I"m gonna go order me some night stands.

A New Madonna Single!

It's an 80's retro sound but much "bubblegummier" than what she did in the 80's.  Anyhow, have a listen to this leak:

Madonna - Give Me All Your Love - Full New Single 2011 Vidéo MrMusic sélectionnée dans Musique

Spin Sycle for Monday, November 7 2011

What's happening Syclers?

CONRAD MURRAY FOUND GUILTY OF INVOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER OF MICHEAL JACKSON

I can't with Lindsay Lohan.  I just can't.  Wake me when she's died.

Some bitch is going to try to strongarm Justin Bieber into being a father.  Teen girls really are monsters (she was a teen when she claims she got pregnant by JB).

Is Kim K trying to save her PR stunt because E! might cancel her show otherwise?  You decide

Ashlee Simpson has nothing else going on in her life, gets her sister Jessica to launch a clothing line with her.

Lindsay can't even get being naked right, has to redo her photo shoot

But did it knock any sense into her?

Paula Abdul hallucinates

Jennifer Garner wears something hideous.  

Are Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock finally getting together?  I would totally cosign that

and finally, a blind item reveal for you:

August 27, 2007,

About two years ago, this A list director known almost as much for the number of women he f**ks as for his directing, decided to keep an electronic journal/blackbook of the woman he had been with, wanted to be with and only heard about. It included their names, reputation, if they were good in bed, if they were bi, if they would have sex to get a role, anything and everything was included. One day he shared his journal with another A list director friend who also has a reputation and that director started adding all of his info as well and where the women overlapped, both reports were included. The two directors decided they wanted to be able to share their information with friends, other directors, and producers and so created an invitation only blog which now has several hundred entries and has been updated as recently as last week. It's like a wiki sex book but these two directors are the only ones who can edit the information or add anything. The only reports that are added are those of the 15 or so people who have access to the site and have had first hand knowledge of the women. No secondhand or rumors are allowed. No actors are allowed access to the site, and no married men either. If one of the 15 gets married or starts living with someone, the password is changed.

Brett Ratner/Michael Bay

Spin Sycle for Wednesday November 3 2011

Let's see what we have today, Syclers!  How about a blind item or two:

[CDAN] This one was a shocker to even my jaded self. Two co-stars. Network show. Both married. Both B+ listers with very long careers. Lots of bad luck with shows in the past although each has struck gold at one point. I cannot even fathom the two of them together, but they are. Like all over each other on a daily basis. When the crew started noticing what was going on, I think they were all just as crushed as I am. To [sic] great families being torn apart by a couple of people who wanted some sex with each other.  *Spin's note - Both parties are married, keep that in mind*


 "Why would someone get married simply to get divorced? Money. Fame. Her romances make the front page of every tabloid, and her weddings will make more money than they cost. Since she has no discernible talent, she will use what she has to make and stay in the headlines. She believes that a rotating door of romances and grooms will keep her in the spotlight long after most stars burn out. When you have such lofty ambitions, it helps to have lofty goals. Her close family and friends know about these goals (although many of them don't approve). What are those goals? 1. Babies with more than one wealthy baby daddy. 2. More marriages than Elizabeth Taylor." [Blind Gossip] *Soooo obvious*


This actor and actress couple is about to hit another bump. The producers of an upcoming film in which the couple stars have had a change of heart. They want to replace the wife with another actress (who we agree would be much better in the role). The replacement has been personally and professionally involved with the couple in the past, and is one of the few people who knows all the dirty details about the couple’s marriage… as well as their upcoming divorce. There are an awful lot of secrets that all three of these people could use against each other, so if somebody’s toes get stepped on, it will be interesting to see who starts talking first. (Blind Gossip) *A Scitard couple maybe?*

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Hey Syclers!  Here's what's up:

72 days, Syclers!  Are you surprised Kim and Kris were married that long?  I'm still convinced it was nothing but an attention whore move

This is why we can't have nice things, Syclers, all because of Chris Brown:


Jessica Simpson shows her bump, I wonder if she wishes it were Nick's


Burt Reynolds to guest on Archer.  Are you kidding me?

A new Amy Winehouse to be released

If you care, here's a bit on the shortest Celebrity marriages

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Just for you, Syclers!!

Spin Sycle for Friday, October 28 2011

Hey Syclers!  Bear with me, I'm battling a sort of depressive episode....But here's what's up:

Alcohol killed Amy Winehouse.  There's no way to sugar coat it, she drank herself to death.


Patrice ONeal, a very funny guy, has suffered a stroke.  Please heal, man.  Please come back to us, we need your funny.

Michael Lohan is still a crapbag who wants to say that Lindsay is doing meth.  What you on, buddy?

Speaking of douchebags, Sean Parker is a total asshat after all.

From the Panache Report, the era of legendary Playboy parties is officially over.  Any fool with $1000 can now go party there.  Hef must be really hard up:

The days of parties at the Playboy Mansion exclusively reserved for the celebrity set are over. 

For $1,000 dollars, non-celebs who've been curious about Playboy's legendary parties can party at the Mansion's 5th Annual "Kandy Halloween Bash," on Oct. 28 and 29 in Los Angeles.

Join 1,000 Playboy Bunnies on 5.3 acres of haunted forest and be among the select 600 revelers to get inside.

Charlie Sheen wins, shall return to television with the show "Anger Management".  Yes, it is based on the movie.

Just because, here's Father Guido Sarducci on the secret of life:

Spin Sycle for Tuesday, October 25 2010

What am I to do, Syclers?  Still no baby!!  All these celebrities coming up pregnant or having just had a baby can really bring a Spin down. Hope your day is better!

For instance, Jessica Simpson's belly.  You know what? Were I her, I'd say 'Fuck the wedding ceremony crap', let's just go to the JOP.

John Mayer has had surgery on his vocal chords.  Feel better, get well soon!

South Park's Matt Stone and Trey Parker have actually been targeted by $cientology and it's very creepy

Want to own a piece of John Lennon?  No, I mean a real piece of him, like his tooth

I love Mike Rowe

Spin Sycle for Friday, October 21 2011

Here's what's going on Syclers!!

I love David Hyde Pierce, you should too

Jessica Simpson is indeed reproducing......I hope this kid doesn't get her dumbness genes

Another ratings ploy for Kris Humphries and his Whore wife  

Danny Masterson, the guy who played to stoner on That 70's Show, married longtime girlfriend Bijou Phllips



Enjoy your weekend before Halloween!!

Spin Sycle for Thursday October 20 2011

Hey Syclers! Let's see what's going on

I AM SO SICK OF LINDSAY LOHAN BS!!!!  Aren't you?  

The French First Lady gave birth to a daughter.

Here's FreeSol with Justin Timberlake

ScarJo is dating Joseph Gordon Levitt?

Rihanna's new song We Found Love

Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

For this weekend, Syclers, I'm going to give you a little retrospective of previous pop music.....just for laughs and so you can get an idea of how pop has changed.  Most of this stuff was huge in the 60's and 70's.  I hope you enjoy or at least get a good laugh out of it.  Yes, this is stuff that your parents and grandparents listened to on the radio and called in to request.





Tanya Tucker was 14 when she performed this hit:







and for the original who Beyonce has copied, Diana Ross.  Ms. Ross also began in a trio called the Supremes.  Here's a song by them:



Diana Ross went on by herself to have a huge career



and of course, the orginal Lady Marmalade



ENJOY!!

You must see this!

Thank you to Tiff J for the link up on Beyonce's choreographers Tofo Tofo for Who Run the World:





so you can compare with the final result

Spin Sycle for Wednesday October 12 2011

Hey Syclers, what's up!!  Isn't gossip boring any more?

Stop it, people.  Beyonce is pregnant, deal with it.  Sometimes the belly is not round, the baby moves around and stretches out, don't you know that?

Bullshit, Xtina is a fat drunk.  alcohol can do that

Here's Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. together in an Avengers still:



More and more celebrities call for cannabis to be regulated like wine.  In other news, Kenny Loggins is still alive

My South Korean husband, Rain, has gone and joined the military.

Tracy Morgan is still a douche

Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

Hey Syclers!  What's up?  Here's some Justin Timberlake for you!

Spin Sycle for Thursday October 6 2011

Sad day, Syclers, I know some of you are Apple fans out there




Steve Jobs has died.  Apple loses a legend.

Kristen Stewart really is dating Footface   

It's about time The Simpsons ended anyway.

Leonard Nimoy says goodbye to Star Trek conventions


OK! wants you to believe that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant

And a couple of blind items for you:
[CDAN] This one is painful to write. It happens all the time though so I guess should not be surprised. This couple seems like they have the perfect marriage. Everything is always so great to the outside world, but inside, the couple is having some serious issues. Our actor is very good looking. B- list. Does television and movies and modeling. Always a smile on the face. Our actress does a little bit of everything. She actually has a chance at some point of pulling off an EGOT. They are married and have child/ren, however, our actor has been sleeping with a production assistant on his show and his wife has no clue. This would absolutely crush her and will make huge headlines if this comes out, no so much because of the level of their fame, but just because of the perfect couple image that is always presented to the world.


[BuzzFoto] This older actress who was really popular on film ten years ago, is married with children and living a healthy life. About six years ago things were different. The actress joined a new-age group, got pregnant by the group leader andhad a dangerous ab*rtion that almost cost her life. It has prevented her from having children but she was so upset over the incident, she faked at least one of her pregnancies to her extended family.

Spin Sycle for Tuesday October 04 2011

Hey Syclers!  What's going on?  I just figured out I can't eat dairy!

How much you want to bet that Amanda Knox never goes to Italy again

Thomas Jane just got a little cooler.  Must go fap.

Madonna to perform at the Superbowl Halftime Show?  Really?  WTF

Seth Rogen got married!

Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed got married for reasons that I do not understand  

Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

Hello my faithful Syclers!

Sister Wives' children never learned how to dress themselves


BlindGossip – The public relations team behind a cheating male celebrity believes that the best defense is a good offense. The team is reaching out to every media contact to suggest they use  words like “promiscuous”, “liar”, “alcohol”, “drugs”, “tattoo” and “golddigger” in every article to describe the girl involved in the affair. They are also encouraging media to use the words “committed”, “united”, “devoted”, “happy”, and “generous” (?) to describe the couple. Their objective is to distract attention from their boy’s bad behavior and shaky relationship by destroying any remaining shreds of the girl’s reputation. Nice.

SOLVED!

It’s Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore! Source: BG

Please note that this item is from September 2010 – a full year ago. Nothing has changed since then. Ashton is still cheating. Except this time he’s going to have a tougher time discrediting the woman/women (yes, you’ll be hearing about more than one) making the allegations.

On Thursday, Kutcher finally broke his silence – sort of – when he tweeted a link to his Spotify account. His current jam? Public Enemy’s song “Don’t Believe the Hype.” Kutcher let the song title speak for itself and did not add any additional commentary.

Well, you should definitely believe the hype. All of it. Ashton Kutcher is cheating dog. Always has been. However, this time, he won’t have Demi Moore backing him up with tweets of love and solidarity and distracting bikini photos.  And he’s going to have a much tougher time convincing people that the girls with whom he had affairs are the golddigging liars and that he is the devoted husband and victim.

Chris Brown, RiRi beater, closeted homosexual?

Jennifer Aniston's new man is a real catch? What is Jen really into?

Psilocybin is pretty awesome axtually

Spin Sycle for Wednesday September 28 2011

What's up Syclers?  Here's a chance for you to tell me what you think!  Gossip is a bit slow these days so tell me in the comments....what would you like to see on the site?

North Ireland farmer tells Rihanna to cover it up!

Are Demi and Ashton in trouble?  or is it a big PR stunt since Ashton started two and a Half Men?

And Jessica Simpson has played the only card she has left to pull from her tired deck:
[BlindGossip] This female star has certainly had her ups and downs. Her career has gone up and down and has expanded over more than one creative medium. She has dated at least three or four famous guys, has been married to and divorced from another celebrity, and is a tabloid staple. Depending on who you talk to and which day it is, she is either gorgeous or ugly. Well, we know one thing for sure: she is pregnant! She is seven weeks along, and you should expect the announcement within the next couple of weeks. She could wait longer, but she wants to avoid the criticisms about her fluctuating weight. She thinks it will be good for people to know that she “has a baby on board, rather than a burrito on board.” Both she and her partner are very happy about the pregnancy. Oh, and they will be getting married, although the wedding will now happen after the baby is born.

SOLVED!

It’s Jessica Simpson! Source: BG and Everywhere

and a Blind item for you (easy):

[BlindGossip] The kids of this celebrity couple are not handling the upcoming divorce too well. One is angry and getting into fights at school. Another is crying every day and begging the couple to stay together.  Another is in total denial and keeps cheerfully insisting to friends and relatives that the rumors are all lies and that the marriage is fine. Now that’s an actor in the making! We wonder if they know that Mommy and Daddy have been bearding for each other from the beginning.

Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

Hey Syclers what's going on?

Kim Delaney is fucked up

Dwell on this a moment.  Hugh Jackman broke this guy's jaw.  Right. Here.  PR stunt?


George Clooney is about to dump another one

Helen Mirren pole dances.  Yes, Helen Mirren likes to POLE DANCE

SpinSycle for Wednesday September 21 2011

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Hey Syclers!  What's up?

Buzz Aldrin, astronaut, is gettin his groove on with a younger woman......get it man!

Robert Footface Pattinson to jump gears and get into music

Charlie Sheen is set with Warner Brothers settlement

No Tara Reid, nobody wants to see you pregnant.

How low will Netflix go?

Lead the Way, Canada!!!

If you are Canadian, please help!

Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

for your weekend!



Mother's Finest finally got some recognition....have a listen:

Spin Sycle for Thursday September 15 2011

Hey Syclers!  Thanks for stopping by!  What's up?

The 14th would have been Amy Winehouse's 28th birthday.  Here's Amy's duet with Tony Bennett:



and a treat:

[BlindGossip] There is a rumor going around that they are ring-shopping and getting engaged. No. While she may be looking at rings, he is not. These tales of ring-shopping and wedding-planning are pure gossip supplied by her publicist to make people think that their client is every man’s dream girl. She sure is… if your dream girl would never sleep with you. You see, she is a lesbian. A very pretty lesbian, but a lesbian nonetheless. Always has been. He was her beard. Even though they are still friendly (cordial would probably be more accurate ) he still agrees to be seen with her occasionally to keep tongues wagging. It’s over, and he has moved on to another hot actress… who really does sleep with him.


as a coincidence, I found this story:

Britney Spear's boyfriend Jason Trawick was spotted browsing jewelry with high-end retailer Pascal Mouaward Monday. Could he be looking for an engagement ring for Britney?

Despite reportedly spending hours with the jewelers, a representative for Britney told People that "There is no truth to that report with regards to engagement rings. However, Jason was there to discuss other matters with Pascal, but nothing relating to him personally.

Hmmmm....

Free For All

This was one of the greatest shows ever!!  Enjoy this clip:

Blind Item Friday!

What's going on, Syclers!!

[BlindGossip] There are lots of rumors flying as to why this famous performer is switching professional teams. Contrary to popular belief, it’s not because she is jealous that another performer that the company reps is getting more attention than her. It’s because she and her e-boss got into a huge fight about her personal life.

You see, her former company did more than make her a professional success. When the performer ran into some serious trouble with an old beau, the company did everything possible to protect her and get her personal and professional life back on track. They exhibited tremendous loyalty to her to the point of alienating others in the industry.

And what does she do to thank them? Make questionable videos and try to get back together with the beau who almost ruined her career. Both of these actions are real slaps in the face to those at the top of their game who worked so hard to build and protect her career.

So they let her go. You can’t manage someone who is so determined to undermine her own success.

*Spin's guess:  Rihanna and Jay Z's Rocnation*

Oh and totally random:  Joe Jonas, ganja user