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OWN in trouble? Guess what, Oprah....that audience you so depended on for support didn't follow you cuz they can barely afford basic cable. Nobody's paying extra just for your crap channel.
Blind Item [Hollywood Dame] What celebrity father hasn’t seen his kid since she was born? He showed up for the birth and wrote a big check to keep the mother happy, but has been too busy dating models almost half his age to spend time with the tot. It seems cruel, but at least the child support checks still show up.
Blind item! [NationalEnquirer] What music superstar is singing the blues over his soon-to-be ex-wife’s threat to write a tell-all book about his dirty s*x secrets? Turns out that the “irreconcilable differences” she cited in her divorce papers were code for add*ction to p*rn and seedy low-rent m*ssage parlors!
Oscar Blind Item! [StarMagazine] Which Hollywood couple of nearly 10 years are headed for Splitsville? Hint: He arrived at the Oscars alone, while she stayed home with their two kids.
Here's a blind item to keep you going thru the day:
[BlindGossip] In a case where one half of a couple makes substantially more than the other, who pays for the ring? Well, in the case of these three engaged couples where the woman has the bigger paycheck, it certainly wasn’t the future groom.
The first couple went directly to the jeweler and cut a deal for a very impressive diamond sparkler. They worked out an arrangement where the couple agreed to make x number of mentions of the jeweler in the press for a 50% discount. Then the female half of the couple paid the balance in cash.
The second couple tried harder than anyone to try to talk multiple jewelers into a free ring. When no one would agree to the freebie, she simply turned to her future fiance and said, “Here’s the money. You know what I like. Now, go get me the biggest f*cking diamond you can.”
The third couple knew ahead of time that they were getting engaged, and she knew exactly what she wanted. Because she likes to control everything, she picked out the ring in a secret private buying session with the jeweler, where they settled on a price. Then she later gave the money to the boyfriend, who went to the store to pay for the ring. Of course she pretended that she had no idea that there was a ring coming, that she was thrilled with her fiance’s taste, and that she was so impressed that he paid for the ring himself.
So, when you see those shining baubles on the ring fingers of these lucky stars, you now know that in all three cases, the future groom didn’t have to lay out his own cash… but that he still gets to look like he’s a generous man with good taste.
Hey Syclers, how are you holding up? Ready for another week?
It seems Madonna's boytoy has proposed to her. What possible advantage could it give her to marry him? I mean, he could gain a LOT, but her? Maybe it's time to kick his ass to the curb
I'm enjoying cafe au lait and some cinnamon toast this morning, Syclers! What are you doing?
Enjoy Madonna's latest "Girl Gone Wild" It's better than Gimme All Your Lovin
In case you missed it last night, here's the listing of all the winners. Frankly, Billy Crystal was a huge snooze. to be honest, Viola Davis should win an Oscar for a better role.
Here are Vogue's best dressed at the Oscars and they missed a few fabulous people
I know you're dying for the blind items, so here is one: [BlindGossip] It must be difficult sitting there in front of billions of people waiting for your name to be called. It must be even more difficult when it isn’t. This actress did a good job pretending to be happy for the winner of this award last night, but behind the scenes was a different story.
She was seen in a corner of the bathroom being consoled by a friend for her loss. While she was not wailing or screaming in a dramatic fashion, there were definitely some tears and some nose blowing going on. One of them was also saying, “It’s not fair… it’s not fair!” although we honestly don’t know if those words were uttered by the actress or the friend who was helping her. The good news is that she did manage to pull it together enough to attend more than one party during the evening… plus there’s always next year.
I agree with the Panache Report on this: Why wasn't Bobby Brown offered Ray J's seat at Whitney Houston's funeral? He deserved to be there more than Ray J. Why was the entire Winan's family accomodated yet Bobby and his entourage were turned away due to a seating dispute? Brown was married to Whitney Houston for years, not the Winans. Why was the entire Winan's clan called to the pulpit? National television exposure, thanks to their brother. The continued disrespect of Bobby Brown is uncalled for. Stop making him the scapegoat (for all that went wrong with Whitney). Stop making decisions for his daughter. If Bobbi Christina wants a relationship with her father, let it be!
This is important enough to me that I'm going to spell the whole thing out, not used NetSpeak: Shut The Fuck Up Whoopi, you stupid hag.
Gwen Stefani is a stylish mommy. I want those boots.
If you have not seen Maya Rudolph do her impression of Beyonce, you must watch this:
So it seems that Blue Ivy luckily looks more like Beyonce
Nice frontlace, Bey
THIS, kids, is why you do not, NOT put naked pictures of yourself up or send them to anyone at all, be it phone or email (besides that fact that you could fuck yourself out of a job)
A Carter sister dies at the age of 25. And just to horn it in a little more, here's a blind item about it: [BlindGossip] More than one person in this family has achieved fame and success in the music industry, and several others have been television regulars. One of the members of the family recently passed at a very young age. While it is usual for families to ask for privacy when they are in mourning, this family is doing everything they can to cover upthe cause of de*th. It turns out that several members of the family have had similar struggles and they loathe the thought of having to discuss it in public.
SOLVED!
It’s Leslie Carter, sister of Nick Carter and Aaron Carter. Source: TMZ
We knew that Leslie was having a problem with drugs. TMZ is now reporting that the drug was Xanax., but our source named a different drug. Rather than speculate as to which source is correct, we will wait for the toxicology report. Both Nick and Aaron Carter have sought help for addiction and substance abuse issues in the past.
THIS Nicki Minaj video was banned by BET. Great PR for her. Warning for epileptics, lots of strobe, possible trigger
Hey Syclers!! Isn't cleaning the hell out of your house fun? Oh well, worth is after all the work.
Let's start of with this blind item which makes me go O DAMM (from CDAN): What soon to be A list movie actor's girlfriend who is also moving up the list quite nicely is convinced that she can keep him from wanting guys. She told a friend of hers the other day that as long as she stays kinky enough he will want her and not any of the guys he used to date. Hey, it worked for Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz for awhile.
Hey Syclers! I didn't make any New Year's resolutions because I have no intention of stopping eating potato chips. It would all be a damm lie, so why waste my time? Anyhow, Happy Chinese New Year!!
Khloe Kardashian's biological father is her mom's hairdresser?
Solved Blind Item and frankly this is what you get with the $citard school of parenting: BlindGossip – Which celebrity couple has relinquished control of the family to their offspring? This goes beyond spoiling. They let the child/children make all their own decisions about schools, food, clothing, travel, and activities. Before you know it, the kid/kids will be picking the parents’ films and paying off their credit cards. The parents seem to think that the decision-making will result in more self-assured adult/s. However, right now it’s just the tail wagging the dog. Other family members are concerned that some of these decisions may be endangering the health and safety of all involved.
SOLVED!
It’s Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith and Jaden Smith and Willow Smith! Source: BG
Unimportant: Math, school, bedtime, stability
Important: Acting, singing, fame, hair-whipping
This is an old blind item and may not be the most shocking blind item reveal ever, but we thought the timing was right to solve it.
That’s because while this family is all pretty on the outside, they’ve been a mess on the inside for a couple of years now, and it’s getting tougher for them to keep it all a secret. Don’t expect to see anything from them in public except an intact, united front and lots of smiles. But do expect to see a few more Solved items on them this year.
[CDAN] This A list celebrity couple is taking a break. Apparently the new baby in their life has caused some post partum depression for the mother and she really does not want to be around her significant other so they are spending all their time apart for now except when required for some type of previously scheduled joint appearance. Apparently the mother is also seeing the same doctor who treated this B++ actress who is married to a has been A+ movie actor.
[BlindGossip] While the members of this famous family certainly resemble each other, there is one family member with a unique physical characteristic that differentiates them from their more famous sibling/s. There have been rumblings about this for a long time, but it has finally been confirmed by parent to child: that the child is, in fact, the product of an affair one of their parents had long ago. The child did not take the news well, and really resents having been lied to all these years. Given that certain members of the family tend to selectively overshare, it will be interesting to see if this information is ever publicly revealed, and – if it is – how it will be spun.
It’s Khloe Kardashian! Source: BlindGossip.com and everywhere
Lady Gaga to release a new album this year. Please don't let it suck.
Enjoy some David Guetta
**UPDATE** Beyonce finally had the baby?
[BlindGossip] The arrival of a new baby is always a blessed event. This beautiful baby was born this week.
The baby was swaddled in a gender-neutral white blanket and wearing a white cap. While there was some last-minute chatter about it being a boy, we believe it is a girl, and will refer to her as such.
She appears to be of average height and weight, and, most importantly, is healthy. She has light skin, brown eyes, a good patch of dark hair on her head, and is eating well. Her eyes were a bit puffy at first, but she opens them when she is held upright. She has some sort of skin issue (a rash or stain), but it does not affect her overall health.
The baby’s name is still a mystery. She was originally referred to as Casey (possibly KC?), but we’ve also heard her called DJ (possibly TJ?). However, we don’t have any reason to believe that this is her actual name or initials.
The mother is resting comfortably, and the parents are thrilled. They are expected to keep things quiet for a few more days. Congratulations to all!
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January already Syclers? Really? I may be a bitchy ass, but when a neighbor's kid wants to say that they are sure they saw their dog in my back yard and I know for sure that the dog isn't there.....I don't even trust kids. At least I know to keep my eyes open for stray children where they aren't supposed to be. Well, let's get to it!
Drew Barrymore is engaged! again. at least she's picked a guy who got her to eat a steak.
Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are engaged. They seem so boring.
Big stuff going on, Syclers!! I'll be updating throughout the weekend so check back often!
Russell Brand has kicked Katy Perry to the curb!!! What was she thinking, that she could change him? I think she was too controlling of him, especially when she reportedly started telling him what he could'nt say in his shows! Think he'll get funny again now that he dropped her?
oh and here's a solved blind item:
[BlindGossip] This celebrity has been doing the usual rounds of talk shows to discuss the upcoming awards season and to promote a new project. Because she is married to another celebrity, talk show interviews usually include a couple of standard questions about how her husband is doing. Not any more. They are separated, and talk show producers and hosts are under strict orders not to mention his name or their marriage.
Easy enough, right? Well, during a pre-interview, a pushy producer pressed their luck with the star and her publicist by saying that it would actually draw more attention to the split if the talk show host didn’t mention the spouse, and suggested a few innocuous name drops to avoid this. The furious star stood up, told her publicist “YOU deal with this sh*t!”, and stormed out of the room. The publicist dissuaded the producer, smoothed the star’s ruffled feathers, and the interview occurred without a single mention of the spouse’s name.
If the celebrity couple stays separated over the next couple of months, you may notice the conspicuous absence of her husband’s name – as well as the words “marriage”, “husband”, “children”, “separation”, and “divorce” – in her interviews. Her PR people certainly don’t want rumors about her marriage to overshadow her projects or interfere with potential awards. The biggest test will come if she actually wins an award. She won’t be able to hide the separation any longer if her husband doesn’t escort her to the awards show and/or if she doesn’t thank him during her speech.
SOLVED!
It’s Katy Perry and Russell Brand!
Comedic actor Russell Brand filed for divorce from singer Katy Perry this morning at the Los Angeles County Courthouse.
Blind Items! [CDAN] This former almost A list female singer who does not do too badly for herself in her other endeavors now, gave her boyfriend a certain amount of money she wanted him to spend on her for Christmas. She even told him what she wanted and when she was planning on displaying it on public. Not only did the boyfriend not get what she wanted him to get, he apparently pocketed about 85% of the funds she gave him for the present and says he should get it as a bonus for his efforts this year.
*Spin's guess - Jessica Simpson*
(Panache Report)-
There is a surrogacy trend in Hollywood. Allegedly, a certain couple hired a "donor concierge" a year ago. This particular donor concierge caters to celebrities who value secrecy. She also has access to an "elite" egg donor database (worldwide). She can find any surrogate who closely fits your requirements.
Surrogates are usually paid between $50,000-$100,000 dollars. This particular couple paid a staggering $1 million dollars plus medical expenses.
The donor concierge (acting as an fixer) makes the money exchange and is responsible for discretion.
Who is the couple?
She's delusional with no self esteem. Her non-single man doesn't live with her but she pays the rent on his residence. Despite this, he refused to give her a key.
Women come and go.
If his baby mama gets out of hand, he plans to play a tug of war with the bundle of joy via a bitter custody battle. The only way he will agree to give her full custody? A cash settlement (allegedly).
Hey Syclers, have you survived the holidays?? I've finally shaken away my death sickness! Don't forget, if you're gonna buy that fake engagement ring, put clear nail polish on the inside to keep her finger from turning green! Let's see what's happening:
Here's DJ Earworm's mix for 2011 (be sure to click on the snowflake for extra holiday goodness):
Song List: - Adele – Rolling In The Deep - Adele – Someone Like You - Black Eyed Peas – Just Can’t Get Enough - Bruno Mars – Grenade - Bruno Mars – The Lazy Song - Britney Spears – Till The World Ends - Cee Lo Green – F* You - Enrique Iglesias – Tonight (I’m Lovin’ You) - Foster the People – Pumped Up Kicks - Jennifer Lopez – On The Floor - Jeremih feat. 50 Cent – Down On Me - Katy Perry – Firework - Katy Perry – E.T. - Katy Perry – Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.) - Lady Gaga – Born This Way - LMFAO – Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO – Sexy and I Know It - Lupe Fiasco – The Show Goes On - Maroon 5 – Moves Like Jagger - Nicki Minaj – Super Bass - OneRepublic – Good Life - Pink – Raise Your Glass - Pitbull – Give Me Everything - Rihanna – S&M - Rihanna – We Found Love
What's up, Syclers?? I just finished Holiday shopping and wrapping. Done! Time for a drink. Here's what's happening:
First, a blind item:
[CDAN] This couple is an A list couple. It is tough to describe them without giving them away, but they are A list and they have kid(s). I will say that the female in the couple is an A list movie actress who would not touch television. She might not even watch television. Probably too good for it. The couple, with our actress being the main instigator in this has decided that they do not want to show off their child to the public. I am not saying they only have one child, but I am not saying they have more. I will say though this becomes very obvious when you know the answer. The couple chooses to not show off this child because it is a special needs child and the couple have chosen to let the child spend the majority of time with nannies and other people and is generally ignored by the parents. As I said, it is primarily because of the mother, although the father is complicit. He does not want the relationship to end so goes along with whatever his wife says.
*Spin's guess: Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban....haven't really seen or heard much about that second baby*
Hey Syclers! I'm still sick! Have to go to the bathroom with facial tissue stuffed up into my nose. What the fuck is that about? Anyway, it's not the holidays til there's Mr. Hanky
