For your weekend

Here's Lady Gaga's latest offering, Judas:

Here's Another Blind Item!

See if you can guess, Syclers!

Delicates
CDAN – This NBA star is cheating on his reality star wife with another reality star who used to be on Real World way way back in the day.



Lights
Is it a promise ring or an engagement ring for Bella and Edward?


Bradley Cooper to star in a remake of The Crow?  Sounds awkward


If anyone still cares, Brangelina finally getting married?

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Has Madonna given up on Kabbalah?  Srsly, she was never going to be more than an old Catholic lady anyway.


Is Justin Bieber actually a douche way deep down inside?






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Blind Item Extravaganza!

Here's something special for you, Syclers!

1. "This male Academy Award winner was known for his singing voice. What is not known to many is that to keep his career going and his voice, he had himself castrated. There are rumors that the castration was actually his way of preventing sexual urges he had for men which he thought was morally wrong." [CDaN]

2. "This non-famous husband of a famous pregnant star has been receiving sex toys and pornography at least once a day. His famous knocked-up wife has sworn off sex until she has the baby and has been compensating by sending him naughty little gifts each day. Trouble is, he's actually starting to enjoy the gifts more than his wife." [BuzzFoto]

3. "A showrunner is the person who is ultimately responsible for a television series. It may be the creator of the series, a producer, or the head writer. Emmy-winning comedy writer (and Major League Baseball announcer) Ken Levine shares this story about a showrunner with whom he once worked: "The showrunner on one particular series I worked on had maybe the filthiest mouth in Hollywood. Sailors and bikers would blush. But he was screamingly funny. For late night rewrites we would have a writers assistant in the room taking down what was pitched. One night our normal assistant was sick so they got a temp to replace her. This new assistant (we'll call her Prudy) didn't know what hit her. After about an hour she finally spoke up. She said to the showrunner in a stern tone, 'Can we just confine our comments to the script?' There was a hush in the room. No one talks back to a showrunner like that. We braced ourselves for the explosion. But it never came. The showrunner took it in stride and good spirit. He said, 'Alright, fine. Take this down,' and he began dictating. 'Fade in. Interior apartment – day. Fred enters. Fred says…' At which point he let fly the raunchiest, filthiest, c-bomb laden, XXX, perverse stream-of-conscious monologue ever uttered. Needless to say, we were all dying. When he was finished, careful not to leave out any depraved act or euphemism for sexual organ (he must've gone on for five minutes), he leaned back in his chair, clasped his hands behind his neck, took a beat, and said to the temp: 'Okay, now read that back to me.'" [Blind Gossip]

For your Tuesday Lulz!

Darks
Ex-girlfriend of Lilo, Sam Ronson, was hit by a car over the weekend.  Ouch.

Remember OctoMom?  Seems she's getting evicted from her house, again. I swear, I just don't understnad some people.

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Nick Cannon is ready to be a father.  Translation: I wish the babies would hurry up and get here already, I'm sick of talking about this.

Natalie Portman finally realized that for her baby's best health, she shouldn't be vegan

Elizabeth Hurley and Hugh Grant to get back together?  Frankly, they should have never split.

Needs Bleach
Rihanna's S&M song to be remixed with Britney and Nicki Minaj on the new track, listen here.  Frankly, I don't see that it sounds that much different.  Nicki Minaj is to open for Britney's tour.

Kimberly Stewart to have Benicio Del Torro's baby. Yes, she is Rod Stewart's daughter. Smells like the remains of a one night stand, doesn't it?

The Spin Sycle for April 8 2011

Please don't feel like I've been neglecting you, Syclers!  That is the furthest thing from the truth!  I have been really tired.  Here's a makeup tip as a peace offering:  As we get older, dark lip colors and reds don't look as good on us and even make us look older.  To maintain a more youthful appearance, use a natural tone or lighter lipcolor as they will deflect light from lines that may be developing around the mouth.

Lights
Mariska Hargitay becomes a mommy

Tina Fey to become a mommy again

Charle Sheen wants to give his torpedo of truth to Mila Kunis

Eva Longoria bit by the baby bug

Darks
The Judds are all about really bad memories now

Kate Gosselin surprised by lawsuit

Britney Spears has no control over her life?  Is this news?

Needs Bleach
Your dream has come true, there is such a thing as 3D porn

Now a word from Hipster Kitty:


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The Spin Sycle for April 5 2011

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Can you believe it's already April, Syclers?  April showers bring good gossip I hope!  What's out on the line?

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Charlie Sheen does better in Chicago than in Detroit, well duh! #Winning!


Can you imagine Kate Gosselin working a real job in the real world?  She'd get eaten alive. Best part is, it might really happen!

Bill & Ted 3 is going to happen.  Excellent.


Darks

Cover of Madonna

Madonna and that damm Kabbalah thing again. Hasn't she become a Jew yet?

Katie Couric is leaving CBS but not officially yet


Needs Bleach
Is Amy Winehouse getting married??  When the hell is her new album coming out?

Hugh Hefner marrying Crystal, it seems, without a prenup.  Now before you get your panties in a bunch, realize that he has a will and that will be honored when he dies.  I'm sure he makes sure he has no real money around and he doesn't carry cash.  He has all his $ in investments and trusts that are going to his children anyway.  So don't fret about Hef getting golddigged.

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

for your lulz Syclers!


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The Spin Sycle for March 30 2011

I am le tired Syclers!!  doing the wash can be very hard work!

Lights
Mariah Carey about to have her twins?  You know those babies are set for life.  Set. For. Life.


Darks
No "Mad Men" until 2012.  U Mad?

Enrique Iglesias will not tour with Britney Spears

Britney Spears: I Am The Femme Fatale - Celebrity News

Needs Bleach
FedEx's supersperm to strike again.  How does he afford all these kids?

Who the hell still wants to date Michael Lohan?  WHY?

Weekend Edition Spin Sycle

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Let's bring in the line Syclers and see what's ready!

Darks
Elizabeth Taylor knew everybody's secrets.  Bet she could put the $citards to shame with what she knew.

Madonna's school project in Malawi has been abandoned.  Malawi officials furious, want children returned


Lights
Lindsay Lohan #winning?  and changing her name? seriously?

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Kirstie Alley is awesome

Willow Smith calls out Chris Brown and I swear the top she wears here says "This is Incest"


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Remember Jessie Slaughter and "You Dun Goofed?"  Seems her dad Goofed her in the mouth and consequences will never be the same.

For some reason I thought Chris Evans was married....

Time for some more Sassy Gay Friend!!

The Spin Sycle for March 24 2011

What's up Syclers!!  What's in the wash?

Lights
Rachel Zoe gave birth to a son!  How does a skinny stick push out a watermelon?

Whoopi Goldberg was stoned when she won her oscar

Chris Evans gets built up hawt for Captain America


Darks
Liz Taylor laid to rest near her friend Michael Jackson

Hugh Hefner's fiancee caught cheating?


Needs Bleach
Only in Texas:  Poledancing for Jesus.  would you go to church for the ta tas?

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BuzzFoto – After years of being the face for a hit label, this musician (once A list, now slipping to C list) was given an ultimatum by her label. Either come up with a scandal that will bring her more record sales or they would come up with one for her and release n*de pics of her when she was younger.  *Spin's guess - Jennifer Lopez*

The Spin Sycle for March 24 2011

Cover of Chris Brown

What's out on the line today Syclers!!

Darks
Stop using Charlie Sheen as a distraction from your own asshattery, Chris Brown.  According to the Panache report:

At the beginning of his career, Chris Brown was good at hiding his anger issues, but now, these issues are coming to the surface on a regular basis. He can no longer control the compulsion.

Allegedly, Brown has quite a reputation in his hometown, according to locals, that charm and big smile was always a front, in reality, he's hiding something more sinister.

Before the Rihanna incident, I heard stories regarding brutality (hidden).  When he's angry, allegedly, a dark cloud overcomes his face.

Allegedly, a few women who were involved with Brown (in his hometown) are still afraid of him.

and Breezy continues to be a tool 

Lindsay Lohan not taking plea deal, will see how the wheel spins

Liz Taylor, goddess of the silver screen, a model of femininity, strength, love and passion, fiercest of them all, has died.  The angels weep.

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Lights
Is Jeremy Piven to replace Charlie Sheen for two and a half men?

Michael Lohan continues to be a tool

Needs Bleach
Christina Aguilera is now on Twitter.  Hilarity ensues.

It's Sassy Gay Friend!

The Spin Sycle for March 22 2011

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Happy Spring, Syclers!  Let's see what's in the wash:

Lights
Britney Spears to take a test run in Vegas for a huge comeback show

Is Justin Bieber making up stories about Robert Footface Patterson?

Charlie Sheen winning?  Seems CBS might want him back for more 2 1/2 men

Big Love finally ended.  Did you watch?  yea, me neither.

Mel B is pregnant with #3

Darks
Holly Madison left her boyfriend.  Forever alone.

Hide the silverware!  Madonna may be moving back to Britain!

Needs Bleach
Sammy Hagar was abducted by aliens....cuz he can't drive 55

Brangelina strike again at adoption this time from Haiti

Happy St. Patrick's Day Syclers!!!

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I'm celebrating the old tradition of when St. Patrick died, with beer!  I'll be out for the weekend since this is srs biznss.

Darks
Howard Stern wants to go gonzo

Is Jodie Foster high? Was she high when she gave this interview?

Did Nate Dogg die of stroke complications?

Charlie Sheen not winning in round one of him vs. Chuck Lorre

Lights
Joe Jonas, you aren't fooling anybody.  You're still gay

Christina Ricci lost a lot of weight

Katy Perry's mother disagrees with Katy's career because she is religious and other stupid stuff

Needs Bleach
Did Kim K finally convince someone to make her a housewife from a Ho?  Spoiler:  won't last

Katie Holmes bought penis gummie candies for Suri?

Courtney Love to pull a Keith Richards with Kurt Cobain

The Spin Sycle for March 16 2011

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Hey Syclers!  I am tired.  what's in the wash?

Lights
Bree Olson, Charlie Sheen's other goddess, returned to his homestead.  Wonder how that trial in Fort Wayne Indiana went.

If you really think a reality TV show involving love and marriage is real, I have some prime New York real estate to sell you.

Darks
Tony Hawk (remember him? The god of skateboarding?) seems to have left his third wife for yet someone else.  WTF?

WTF? Did Will Smith get to Jay Z and Beyonce and get them to become $citards?  They go after anyone with money, don't they?

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Ke$ha in a bikini.  It's not pretty.


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The Spin Sycle for March 15 2011

aren't dogs fun, Syclers?  Just got a new dog yesterday to add to the happy Spin family!  Let's see what's on the line!

Lights
Avril Lavigne is trying desperately to stay relevant and keep our attention

If anybody cares, a Duggar is pregnant again.

Lindsay Lohan quit smoking

Jennifer Aniston is finally ready for a baby?

Usher is desperate to stay relevant and keep our attention


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Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Let's see what's on the line. Syclers!  Don't forget to donate to the Red Cross for Japan's earthquake and all the other disasters happening around the world.

Darks
Alec Baldwin needs to STFU and read some Hunter S Thompson.  He's clueless.

Charlie Sheen hires 24/7 security after a crazy asshat tries to get into his house

Mel Gibson pleads "no contest" to battery charges, will not serve time

Justin Timberlake finally makes public with his split from Jessica Biel.  Let the ZOMG BRITNEY & JUSTIN ARE TOTALLY GETTING BACK TOGETHER screams start now.

Lights
Victoria Beckham finally having the girl she always wanted.  Didn't I tell you this already?

If anybody cares, Scarlett Johansson is getting banged by that dirty looking, creepy Sean Penn

Beyonce wants to troll Lady Gaga, u mad Bey?

Delicates
Here's a solved blind item for you:


SOLVED!

BlindGossip – Everyone is an actor in this one (although some have multiple talents). Boy A and Girl A have been a fake couple for more than a year. Boy B and Girl B have been a real couple for many years.

Boy A and Girl B recently worked on a project together in which they were pretending to be a couple. Except that after a while they were not longer pretending. Boy A now regularly spends overnight sexy time at Girl B’s house. Girl A is annoyed, because – while her breakup with Boy A is inevitable – she has no control over him when they aren’t scheduled for a photo op. Boy B, on the other hand, is back home on the opposite coast and has no idea what’s going on.

SOLVED!

Fake Couple BOY A and GIRL A: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

Real Couple BOY B and GIRL B: Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis

Source: BG and Everywhere

Now that Justin’s big movie role in The Social Network and the Academy Awards are over, so is Justin and Jessica’s relationship. Yes, it was all PR, people! The two of them never even liked each other, but got a lot of publicity mileage out of their four-year relationship.

Macaulay and Mila were a real couple, but they broke up in December. This happened after Justin and Mila made a movie together and started taking their love scenes off screen as well as on-screen.

The Spin Sycle for March 11 2011

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What's up Syclers!!  The wash is on the line!

Darks
Tony Danza is divorcing his wife of 24 years.  Sad.

Is it just me or is Christina Aguilera starting to look like Stevie Nicks?

Is Jesse James' tell all book going to expose Sandra Bullock as a lesbian?

Lights
Charlie Sheen admits it was all an act, so relax people. But was it Oscar material?  Oh and he's suing Warner Bros. just as he said he would.

Ashlee Simpson has a new man....who looks like a girl.  Of course she denies it.

Elisabeth Rohm bravely speaks about her IVF secret

Michelle Rodriguez says she is not a lesbian.....and I believe her.

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BlindGossip – We know a lot about the phony relationships in Hollywood. But even we are occasionally surprised to discover how far the deception goes. This acting couple broke up a few years ago, but there was something odd about the reports that came out after the couple split.

The actress – who had usually been quite reluctant to discuss her private life – told people both that she was surprised by the split, and that she had sadly miscarried before the couple broke up.

We knew that the “surprised” part of that was untrue, as they had a contract that was expiring. But we just found out that the miscarriage comment was also untrue. It was part of the legal settlement, and was designed to make the public believe that the actor was both heterosexual and potent, neither of which is true.

*Spin's guess - Tom & Nicole*

Charlie Sheen is Angry!

Remember that he's a big Hunter S Thompson fan....it'll keep it all in context for you:



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The Spin Sycle for March 9 2011

Let's get the wash, Syclers!

Darks
Alice in Chains bassist Mike Starr was taken by his demons

Charlie Sheen turns on his costar Jon Cryer (Surprised?)

Suri Cruise not giving up her binkie any time soon

Parents are often in denial about their own children's drug behavior

Lights
STFU and sit down, Megan Fox

Gwen, honey, marriage is always work

Why does Mike Myers even bother?

Needs Bleach
Here's the Disney version about menstruation:

The Spin Sycle for March 7 2011

Get your popcorn kids!  The wash is going on!!

Lights
Charlie Sheen has been fired from Two and a Half Men.....his broadcast tonight should be awesome.  I knew he'd sue over his job.  Plus, he's reached 2 million followers on Twitter in less than a week.

I don't care if Phil Collins quits music or not.

Guy Ritchie to become a father again

Darks
Seems Britney and Fed-Ex don't speak to each other.

Suri Cruise still on the pacifier at age 4?

Delicates
*this one's easy Syclers!!*

BlindGossip – So, now that the lead has been fired, there’s no more show, right? Wrong! It’s much too valuable a brand to simply abandon. So a decision has already been made that the show will go on.

And, yes, they will be recasting the lead (although they may introduce him as a new character)!

The showrunners are trying to make this all happen very quickly (within the next week) so that they can capitalize on the publicity, and get people excited about the new actor. They also want to send a very clear message to any other prima donna actors out there: you are all replaceable.

In case you’re wondering, the four top candidates for this part are well-known male actors who are all over the age of 30, who are all believable as rogues, and – most importantly – who have a history of being consummate professionals. Walking into the lead role of a top-rated show can be daunting, but, frankly, any of these four guys could easily pull it off.

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and since all things right now are all about Charlie Sheen, I found this for you because it's how he rolls: