Spin Sycle Special Edition

It's a special day, Syclers!  I'll let everyone's favorite Taiwanese CGI show you:




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Spin Sycle Weekend Editon

What's up Syclers!!

Lights
Mariah Carey popped, babies flew out, Nick Cannon played catcher

Prince Willam now has a Princess.  Official wedding photos here

Charlie Sheen wants you to know that he's never done heroin

Britney Spears' Femme Fatale went platinum


Darks
Tila Teqila is banging Nick Hogan.  Please be sure to vomit wither in the bathroom or nearest trash can.

Tallulah Willis just isn't bright

Needs Bleach
Quentin Tarantino is making a new film as a western


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Happy Royal Wedding Day!

Congrats to the newlyweds from Spin!

Magnets, how do they work!!!

coolness

Your Spin Sycle for Wednesday!

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What's in the wash, Syclers!!

Lights
Rachel Maddow finally comes out of the closet

Charlie Sheen's ex-goddess Bree pleads guilty to DUI in Indiana

William and Kate to adopt?  Gee, how trendy






Darks
This is for you, PSN users!  your data may have been compromised

Jodie Foster is delusional or needs to get out more

Sham marriage gets actress jail time


Needs Bleach
Phoebe Snow died.  Enjoy poetry man:

Your Monday Spin Sycle!

What's in the wash today Syclers!!

Lights
Charlie Sheen is down one goddess....Somebody else had better blow?

Kiera Knightly as a bridesmaid  

Flava Flav's chicken place went under.  Surprised?


Darks
Rapper releases "I'm Gay" album  then wonders why he gets death threats

Did Fergie have face work done?  She looks a little different   


Needs Bleach
Hollywood understands that controvesy sells

The Second Coming will be on youtube.com?  And i don't mean your sexy escapades you caught on your cellphone over the weekend but really, it may as well be.

Beastie Boys - Make Some Noise

Beastie Boys - Make Some Noise: "Hot Sauce Committee Part Two"

The Spin Sycle for Friday April 22 2011

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Hey Syclers!  What's the dirty laundry for today?

Lights
For everything you want to know about the Royal wedding, click here

Just so you know, Good Friday is not a federal holiday.  You too, Lindsay Lohan.

Tina Fey says what we all think about toddlers


Absolutely Fabulous to return for 3 episodes this summer


Darks
JWOW is a crazy ass bitch, the bad kind.  Her ex-boyfriend has the stiches to prove it

"I have no testosterone left, but you know, I'm happy"  I don't believe you, Ben Affleck

Kanye West's charity closes down for some strange reason, complete with pic of him with PedoBear


Needs Bleach
Nic Cage's son engaged.....happened about two weeks ago and they are getting married Sunday. No, really.

3D porn made more money on its opening day than Avatar. Really.

Michael Lohan is officially a ManWhore

Wednesday Edition Spin Sycle!

What's up Syclers!!  What's in the wash?

Lights
SkyNet becomes self aware tonight!!


Lady Gaga's Judas video to be released Easter. She's starting to get boring.

Alicia Silverstone is still pregnant



Darks
Charlie Sheen lost his bid for full custody of the twins. Surprised?

They always come out of the woodwork, even in you're Rihanna


Needs Bleach
Here's Katy Perry with some hardcore photoshopping

The coat of arms for the new soon the be princess Kate/Catherine has been revealed


Delicates
BlindGossip – Although nothing has been announced yet, this celebrity couple is almost certainly heading for divorce. They haven’t lived together for several months, lawyers are being hired, and each spouse already has a new paramour. Hers is a work colleague. His is a former (?) escort.


And to top it off, here are kittens in bowls:

Trolling Tuesday!

This is the best trolling ever, Syclers, had to share:


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In case you havn't heard

Encyclopedia Dramatica is dead. Now it's Oh Internet.  Carry on.

Why Aren't Scientists Pop Stars?

This man is named Neil DeGrasse Tyson.  You should know him.

Kind of Drepressing

Considering Britney Spears used to be a world class dancer then lost her confidence.  Here's a comparison of what I mean, starting with the original version of Dance Til The World Ends where she pretty much just bounces up and down:




There's not much to this, nothing complicated, they even have Britney pretty well covered up.  Let's compare this to Slave 4 U which was much hotter:



and maybe one of her best videos, Stronger:



and of course Oops I did It Again:



Basically, her choices have been really bad.  She should not have gotten married and had children when she did.  She really should have waited til about now, when the timing would have been much better for her career.  I don't know that she'll ever make it back to the top where she was, there are too many contenders now.  Sorry Britney, you fucked up.

I'll leave you with Overprotected:



and Toxc:



You can see what's happening, the same formula and ideas are being rehashed from her earlier work in the hopes of regaining Britney's glory and top spot in the world of pop.  Is it too late?

For your weekend

Here's Lady Gaga's latest offering, Judas:

Here's Another Blind Item!

See if you can guess, Syclers!

Delicates
CDAN – This NBA star is cheating on his reality star wife with another reality star who used to be on Real World way way back in the day.



Lights
Is it a promise ring or an engagement ring for Bella and Edward?


Bradley Cooper to star in a remake of The Crow?  Sounds awkward


If anyone still cares, Brangelina finally getting married?

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Needs Bleach
Has Madonna given up on Kabbalah?  Srsly, she was never going to be more than an old Catholic lady anyway.


Is Justin Bieber actually a douche way deep down inside?






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Blind Item Extravaganza!

Here's something special for you, Syclers!

1. "This male Academy Award winner was known for his singing voice. What is not known to many is that to keep his career going and his voice, he had himself castrated. There are rumors that the castration was actually his way of preventing sexual urges he had for men which he thought was morally wrong." [CDaN]

2. "This non-famous husband of a famous pregnant star has been receiving sex toys and pornography at least once a day. His famous knocked-up wife has sworn off sex until she has the baby and has been compensating by sending him naughty little gifts each day. Trouble is, he's actually starting to enjoy the gifts more than his wife." [BuzzFoto]

3. "A showrunner is the person who is ultimately responsible for a television series. It may be the creator of the series, a producer, or the head writer. Emmy-winning comedy writer (and Major League Baseball announcer) Ken Levine shares this story about a showrunner with whom he once worked: "The showrunner on one particular series I worked on had maybe the filthiest mouth in Hollywood. Sailors and bikers would blush. But he was screamingly funny. For late night rewrites we would have a writers assistant in the room taking down what was pitched. One night our normal assistant was sick so they got a temp to replace her. This new assistant (we'll call her Prudy) didn't know what hit her. After about an hour she finally spoke up. She said to the showrunner in a stern tone, 'Can we just confine our comments to the script?' There was a hush in the room. No one talks back to a showrunner like that. We braced ourselves for the explosion. But it never came. The showrunner took it in stride and good spirit. He said, 'Alright, fine. Take this down,' and he began dictating. 'Fade in. Interior apartment – day. Fred enters. Fred says…' At which point he let fly the raunchiest, filthiest, c-bomb laden, XXX, perverse stream-of-conscious monologue ever uttered. Needless to say, we were all dying. When he was finished, careful not to leave out any depraved act or euphemism for sexual organ (he must've gone on for five minutes), he leaned back in his chair, clasped his hands behind his neck, took a beat, and said to the temp: 'Okay, now read that back to me.'" [Blind Gossip]

For your Tuesday Lulz!

Darks
Ex-girlfriend of Lilo, Sam Ronson, was hit by a car over the weekend.  Ouch.

Remember OctoMom?  Seems she's getting evicted from her house, again. I swear, I just don't understnad some people.

Lights
Nick Cannon is ready to be a father.  Translation: I wish the babies would hurry up and get here already, I'm sick of talking about this.

Natalie Portman finally realized that for her baby's best health, she shouldn't be vegan

Elizabeth Hurley and Hugh Grant to get back together?  Frankly, they should have never split.

Needs Bleach
Rihanna's S&M song to be remixed with Britney and Nicki Minaj on the new track, listen here.  Frankly, I don't see that it sounds that much different.  Nicki Minaj is to open for Britney's tour.

Kimberly Stewart to have Benicio Del Torro's baby. Yes, she is Rod Stewart's daughter. Smells like the remains of a one night stand, doesn't it?

The Spin Sycle for April 8 2011

Please don't feel like I've been neglecting you, Syclers!  That is the furthest thing from the truth!  I have been really tired.  Here's a makeup tip as a peace offering:  As we get older, dark lip colors and reds don't look as good on us and even make us look older.  To maintain a more youthful appearance, use a natural tone or lighter lipcolor as they will deflect light from lines that may be developing around the mouth.

Lights
Mariska Hargitay becomes a mommy

Tina Fey to become a mommy again

Charle Sheen wants to give his torpedo of truth to Mila Kunis

Eva Longoria bit by the baby bug

Darks
The Judds are all about really bad memories now

Kate Gosselin surprised by lawsuit

Britney Spears has no control over her life?  Is this news?

Needs Bleach
Your dream has come true, there is such a thing as 3D porn

Now a word from Hipster Kitty:


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The Spin Sycle for April 5 2011

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Can you believe it's already April, Syclers?  April showers bring good gossip I hope!  What's out on the line?

Lights
Charlie Sheen does better in Chicago than in Detroit, well duh! #Winning!


Can you imagine Kate Gosselin working a real job in the real world?  She'd get eaten alive. Best part is, it might really happen!

Bill & Ted 3 is going to happen.  Excellent.


Darks

Cover of Madonna

Madonna and that damm Kabbalah thing again. Hasn't she become a Jew yet?

Katie Couric is leaving CBS but not officially yet


Needs Bleach
Is Amy Winehouse getting married??  When the hell is her new album coming out?

Hugh Hefner marrying Crystal, it seems, without a prenup.  Now before you get your panties in a bunch, realize that he has a will and that will be honored when he dies.  I'm sure he makes sure he has no real money around and he doesn't carry cash.  He has all his $ in investments and trusts that are going to his children anyway.  So don't fret about Hef getting golddigged.

Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

for your lulz Syclers!


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The Spin Sycle for March 30 2011

I am le tired Syclers!!  doing the wash can be very hard work!

Lights
Mariah Carey about to have her twins?  You know those babies are set for life.  Set. For. Life.


Darks
No "Mad Men" until 2012.  U Mad?

Enrique Iglesias will not tour with Britney Spears

Britney Spears: I Am The Femme Fatale - Celebrity News

Needs Bleach
FedEx's supersperm to strike again.  How does he afford all these kids?

Who the hell still wants to date Michael Lohan?  WHY?

Weekend Edition Spin Sycle

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Let's bring in the line Syclers and see what's ready!

Darks
Elizabeth Taylor knew everybody's secrets.  Bet she could put the $citards to shame with what she knew.

Madonna's school project in Malawi has been abandoned.  Malawi officials furious, want children returned


Lights
Lindsay Lohan #winning?  and changing her name? seriously?

Cover of Kirstie Alley

Kirstie Alley is awesome

Willow Smith calls out Chris Brown and I swear the top she wears here says "This is Incest"


Needs Bleach
Remember Jessie Slaughter and "You Dun Goofed?"  Seems her dad Goofed her in the mouth and consequences will never be the same.

For some reason I thought Chris Evans was married....

Time for some more Sassy Gay Friend!!

The Spin Sycle for March 24 2011

What's up Syclers!!  What's in the wash?

Lights
Rachel Zoe gave birth to a son!  How does a skinny stick push out a watermelon?

Whoopi Goldberg was stoned when she won her oscar

Chris Evans gets built up hawt for Captain America


Darks
Liz Taylor laid to rest near her friend Michael Jackson

Hugh Hefner's fiancee caught cheating?


Needs Bleach
Only in Texas:  Poledancing for Jesus.  would you go to church for the ta tas?

Delicates
BuzzFoto – After years of being the face for a hit label, this musician (once A list, now slipping to C list) was given an ultimatum by her label. Either come up with a scandal that will bring her more record sales or they would come up with one for her and release n*de pics of her when she was younger.  *Spin's guess - Jennifer Lopez*

The Spin Sycle for March 24 2011

Cover of Chris Brown

What's out on the line today Syclers!!

Darks
Stop using Charlie Sheen as a distraction from your own asshattery, Chris Brown.  According to the Panache report:

At the beginning of his career, Chris Brown was good at hiding his anger issues, but now, these issues are coming to the surface on a regular basis. He can no longer control the compulsion.

Allegedly, Brown has quite a reputation in his hometown, according to locals, that charm and big smile was always a front, in reality, he's hiding something more sinister.

Before the Rihanna incident, I heard stories regarding brutality (hidden).  When he's angry, allegedly, a dark cloud overcomes his face.

Allegedly, a few women who were involved with Brown (in his hometown) are still afraid of him.

and Breezy continues to be a tool 

Lindsay Lohan not taking plea deal, will see how the wheel spins

Liz Taylor, goddess of the silver screen, a model of femininity, strength, love and passion, fiercest of them all, has died.  The angels weep.

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Lights
Is Jeremy Piven to replace Charlie Sheen for two and a half men?

Michael Lohan continues to be a tool

Needs Bleach
Christina Aguilera is now on Twitter.  Hilarity ensues.

It's Sassy Gay Friend!

The Spin Sycle for March 22 2011

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Happy Spring, Syclers!  Let's see what's in the wash:

Lights
Britney Spears to take a test run in Vegas for a huge comeback show

Is Justin Bieber making up stories about Robert Footface Patterson?

Charlie Sheen winning?  Seems CBS might want him back for more 2 1/2 men

Big Love finally ended.  Did you watch?  yea, me neither.

Mel B is pregnant with #3

Darks
Holly Madison left her boyfriend.  Forever alone.

Hide the silverware!  Madonna may be moving back to Britain!

Needs Bleach
Sammy Hagar was abducted by aliens....cuz he can't drive 55

Brangelina strike again at adoption this time from Haiti

Happy St. Patrick's Day Syclers!!!

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I'm celebrating the old tradition of when St. Patrick died, with beer!  I'll be out for the weekend since this is srs biznss.

Darks
Howard Stern wants to go gonzo

Is Jodie Foster high? Was she high when she gave this interview?

Did Nate Dogg die of stroke complications?

Charlie Sheen not winning in round one of him vs. Chuck Lorre

Lights
Joe Jonas, you aren't fooling anybody.  You're still gay

Christina Ricci lost a lot of weight

Katy Perry's mother disagrees with Katy's career because she is religious and other stupid stuff

Needs Bleach
Did Kim K finally convince someone to make her a housewife from a Ho?  Spoiler:  won't last

Katie Holmes bought penis gummie candies for Suri?

Courtney Love to pull a Keith Richards with Kurt Cobain

The Spin Sycle for March 16 2011

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Hey Syclers!  I am tired.  what's in the wash?

Lights
Bree Olson, Charlie Sheen's other goddess, returned to his homestead.  Wonder how that trial in Fort Wayne Indiana went.

If you really think a reality TV show involving love and marriage is real, I have some prime New York real estate to sell you.

Darks
Tony Hawk (remember him? The god of skateboarding?) seems to have left his third wife for yet someone else.  WTF?

WTF? Did Will Smith get to Jay Z and Beyonce and get them to become $citards?  They go after anyone with money, don't they?

Needs Bleach
Ke$ha in a bikini.  It's not pretty.


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The Spin Sycle for March 15 2011

aren't dogs fun, Syclers?  Just got a new dog yesterday to add to the happy Spin family!  Let's see what's on the line!

Lights
Avril Lavigne is trying desperately to stay relevant and keep our attention

If anybody cares, a Duggar is pregnant again.

Lindsay Lohan quit smoking

Jennifer Aniston is finally ready for a baby?

Usher is desperate to stay relevant and keep our attention


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Spin Sycle Weekend Edition

Let's see what's on the line. Syclers!  Don't forget to donate to the Red Cross for Japan's earthquake and all the other disasters happening around the world.

Darks
Alec Baldwin needs to STFU and read some Hunter S Thompson.  He's clueless.

Charlie Sheen hires 24/7 security after a crazy asshat tries to get into his house

Mel Gibson pleads "no contest" to battery charges, will not serve time

Justin Timberlake finally makes public with his split from Jessica Biel.  Let the ZOMG BRITNEY & JUSTIN ARE TOTALLY GETTING BACK TOGETHER screams start now.

Lights
Victoria Beckham finally having the girl she always wanted.  Didn't I tell you this already?

If anybody cares, Scarlett Johansson is getting banged by that dirty looking, creepy Sean Penn

Beyonce wants to troll Lady Gaga, u mad Bey?

Delicates
Here's a solved blind item for you:


SOLVED!

BlindGossip – Everyone is an actor in this one (although some have multiple talents). Boy A and Girl A have been a fake couple for more than a year. Boy B and Girl B have been a real couple for many years.

Boy A and Girl B recently worked on a project together in which they were pretending to be a couple. Except that after a while they were not longer pretending. Boy A now regularly spends overnight sexy time at Girl B’s house. Girl A is annoyed, because – while her breakup with Boy A is inevitable – she has no control over him when they aren’t scheduled for a photo op. Boy B, on the other hand, is back home on the opposite coast and has no idea what’s going on.

SOLVED!

Fake Couple BOY A and GIRL A: Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

Real Couple BOY B and GIRL B: Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis

Source: BG and Everywhere

Now that Justin’s big movie role in The Social Network and the Academy Awards are over, so is Justin and Jessica’s relationship. Yes, it was all PR, people! The two of them never even liked each other, but got a lot of publicity mileage out of their four-year relationship.

Macaulay and Mila were a real couple, but they broke up in December. This happened after Justin and Mila made a movie together and started taking their love scenes off screen as well as on-screen.

The Spin Sycle for March 11 2011

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What's up Syclers!!  The wash is on the line!

Darks
Tony Danza is divorcing his wife of 24 years.  Sad.

Is it just me or is Christina Aguilera starting to look like Stevie Nicks?

Is Jesse James' tell all book going to expose Sandra Bullock as a lesbian?

Lights
Charlie Sheen admits it was all an act, so relax people. But was it Oscar material?  Oh and he's suing Warner Bros. just as he said he would.

Ashlee Simpson has a new man....who looks like a girl.  Of course she denies it.

Elisabeth Rohm bravely speaks about her IVF secret

Michelle Rodriguez says she is not a lesbian.....and I believe her.

Delicates

BlindGossip – We know a lot about the phony relationships in Hollywood. But even we are occasionally surprised to discover how far the deception goes. This acting couple broke up a few years ago, but there was something odd about the reports that came out after the couple split.

The actress – who had usually been quite reluctant to discuss her private life – told people both that she was surprised by the split, and that she had sadly miscarried before the couple broke up.

We knew that the “surprised” part of that was untrue, as they had a contract that was expiring. But we just found out that the miscarriage comment was also untrue. It was part of the legal settlement, and was designed to make the public believe that the actor was both heterosexual and potent, neither of which is true.

*Spin's guess - Tom & Nicole*

Charlie Sheen is Angry!

Remember that he's a big Hunter S Thompson fan....it'll keep it all in context for you:



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The Spin Sycle for March 9 2011

Let's get the wash, Syclers!

Darks
Alice in Chains bassist Mike Starr was taken by his demons

Charlie Sheen turns on his costar Jon Cryer (Surprised?)

Suri Cruise not giving up her binkie any time soon

Parents are often in denial about their own children's drug behavior

Lights
STFU and sit down, Megan Fox

Gwen, honey, marriage is always work

Why does Mike Myers even bother?

Needs Bleach
Here's the Disney version about menstruation:

The Spin Sycle for March 7 2011

Get your popcorn kids!  The wash is going on!!

Lights
Charlie Sheen has been fired from Two and a Half Men.....his broadcast tonight should be awesome.  I knew he'd sue over his job.  Plus, he's reached 2 million followers on Twitter in less than a week.

I don't care if Phil Collins quits music or not.

Guy Ritchie to become a father again

Darks
Seems Britney and Fed-Ex don't speak to each other.

Suri Cruise still on the pacifier at age 4?

Delicates
*this one's easy Syclers!!*

BlindGossip – So, now that the lead has been fired, there’s no more show, right? Wrong! It’s much too valuable a brand to simply abandon. So a decision has already been made that the show will go on.

And, yes, they will be recasting the lead (although they may introduce him as a new character)!

The showrunners are trying to make this all happen very quickly (within the next week) so that they can capitalize on the publicity, and get people excited about the new actor. They also want to send a very clear message to any other prima donna actors out there: you are all replaceable.

In case you’re wondering, the four top candidates for this part are well-known male actors who are all over the age of 30, who are all believable as rogues, and – most importantly – who have a history of being consummate professionals. Walking into the lead role of a top-rated show can be daunting, but, frankly, any of these four guys could easily pull it off.

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and since all things right now are all about Charlie Sheen, I found this for you because it's how he rolls:

The Spin Sycle Weekend Edition!

It's raining where I am, Syclers but maybe we can get the wash done!

Lights
One of Charlie Sheen's goddesses left his house.  Spoiler: Then she came back.

Charlie Sheen knows how to market himself.  He's crazy like a fox, with tiger blood.

Mariah Carey returning the money she received from Quaddaffi for performing for him.  Spin wants to know where exactly she's returning the money.

Trent Reznor to play a vampire?

This guy is 76 and is a porn star.  Awww yeah.

Darks
Lindsay Lohan refuses to take any deal with jail time involved.  We'll see how this goes.

I didn't know Wayne Brady had gotten divorced.

Needs Bleach:
Avril Lavigne engaged to Brody Jenner?

Bravos' next destination for Real Housewives: San Francisco.  Yes, teh gheys are invited.

See the new mansion Charlie Sheen bought.  seriously, a lot of bleach should be used to clean, and often.

Delicates
NewYorkPost – Which A-list actors are members of the new Hollywood  clique? All have either married or dated high-profile women in Tinseltown.  *translation: it's a new gay clique where all the members have beards*

BlindGossip – During his radio show, Howard Stern and Robin Quivers discussed American Idol:

During their discussion… Howard told Robin that he knew why Jennifer Lopez took the judging gig — but he didn’t feel comfortable repeating it on the air. Robin demanded to know, so Howard scribbled the reason on a piece of paper and had Gary carry the note over. Robin was shocked: “Get out of here! Wow…that’s amazing.”

Why do you think Jennifer Lopez really took the gig on American Idol? *popular guess is that Skeletor Marc Anthony both physically and verbally abuses Jennifer Lopez...which is weird since she starred in that movie "Enough"*

Spin Sycle for March 4 2011

What's in the wash today, Syclers!  Let's look!

Lights

Charlie Sheen holds the record for being the fastest to get 1 million followers on Twitter.  I am one of them. Start using tiger blood a lot.  and #WINNING!

Johnny Depp praises Angelina Jolie as a great mother 

Here's The new album, Femme Fatale by Britney Spears.  Track listings. Doesn't it sound like it should be a perfume?

Darks

Micheal Lohan is doing Celebrity Rehab??

Needs Bleach

Wait, there's really going to be a Welcome Back Kotter reunion?  welcome Welcome back?

The Spin Sycle for March 2 2011

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What's in the wash today Syclers, let's have a look!

Lights
Charlie Sheen is now on Twitter!!!  I know I'm following that hot mess! @charlie sheen

How long before one of Charlie's "goddesses" turns up pregnant?

Darks
Christina Aguilara got dirrty drunk, arrested but will not be prosecuted

Katie Holmes to sue for libel.  She is not a drug addict.

Remember Heather "Hopalong" Mills?  If you weren't convinced she is a horrible person before, then here's your proof:  She lied about Sir Paul beating her. Didn't we already know that?

Jane Russell died.

Delicates
If this former A list female singer goes to rehab, it won't be just for booze. There is a lot more going on than just drinking. (CDAN)  *wanna bet it's XTina?*

Spin Sycle for March 1 2011

what's shakin Syclers!!  Here's what's on the line:

Lights
In case you missed it, like me, here are the results of the 2011 oscars.  Highlights included no real surprises, Best actor went to Colin Firth for The King's speech, Best Actress went to Natalie Portman for Black Swan, Best Animated film went to Toy Story 3, Best Director went to Tom Hooper for The King's Speech and The King's Speech took Best Picture.  The Social Network won best writing/adapted screenplay.

Here's Brad Pitt wearing the pendant that Angelina designed for him

Darks
Mel Gibson is about to be charged with domestic violence

watch the end of John Galliano's career here

Needs Bleach
I don't care if this was posted earlier, I need more bleach.  Will.I.Am and Britney Spears collaborating on a song together is either tracktastic or gross.  Not sure which.

Hand Wash
Here's Lady Gaga's latest video, Born This Way:

Spin Sycle Sunday Funday!

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